Alright, Are we all set? I'm really NOT in the mood for running out of water halfway through the journey.
7 JoJos and 2 Zepellis? Any villains they meet are going to have to make Cars look underpowered to stand a chance.
"Yeah, I'm REALLY sorry about that Mr Will."
"Thanks for holding still for a picture everyone."
"Wait, we were posing for a picture?"
needs more polnareff
"Yo, great-grand dad. Mind putting on a shirt?"
Apparently Araki forgot about him.
Or maybe he's with his happy family!
"But it's incredibly hot."
"I'm wearing a wool, fucking, trench coat and I'm complaining."
"Hey Johnny could you run to the store and grab me a drink."
Oooo That was below the belt.
"Fuck you, Gyro."
"That's because your Star Platinum is fanning you beneath your clothes!"
"If you kids don't stop fighting back there I'm turning this carriage around."
"Hey Jolyne, want a Golden Experience with my Stone Free, if you know what I mean?"
"Hey, If Johnny wears a blue bandanna, would that make him a Crip?"
"Gio, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say."
"Why the hell does Gio get a fucking flag? Why am I even carrying it?"
"Hey, who's in the mood for a sing-along?"
"JoJo was a man who though he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last- Johnny!"
"Uhh, I don't know that song."
"Say, Giorno, what are you sitting on?"
Ah, this? It's Dio
Well, he seems like a nice sort, and he said he knows quite a few of us, so I figured it was okay.
"I... You... Gah! I don't even know what to say!"
"Hey guys, what's going on? I just happened to be riding when I saw you guys."
Why, do you know him?
"WeEEEEll, YOU COULD SAY THAT."
"Fuck off you weasel."
"Jurassic Park is that way."
really? He seemed a bit full of himself, but other than that, he didn't make much of an impression on me. So, how do you know him?
"Oh I don't know, he is only our bloodline's MORTAL ENEMY."
"GODDAMN,I expected something this retarded from Josuke, maybe Jolyne, but not you!"
How long until they start fighting over who had the worst life?
Joseph, hands down.
He got shot out of a volcano.
"My mother was killed in a carriage accident, I was emotional tortured that tosser in the chest for seven years, and my father was stabbed before my eyes. There."
"Then he killed me..."
Well, Dio stabbed Joseph to death too. With his fingers. Then he drained him of all his blood.
Then, like twenty years later, he drained all his blood AGAIN so he could find an invisible baby.
"Well, I was framed by a guy who I THOUGHT loved me and arrested with a sentence of 15 years while getting violated by butch-ass prison guards, getting caught touching myself, playing prison bitch to a psychopath, and a homicidal maniac vying for my love, beat that.
"Ugh, JoJo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass.