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You just woke up and see her.
What is your course of action?
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[x] spontaneously combust
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"Ok, you're like eight anime girl to appear in my room for no reason"
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Scream
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Am I a girl or a boy? If the latter, flee.
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I ask her to step on me
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Rape me please Ume-onee chan
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>>101149307
You came already? I don't blame you.
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>>101149451
This pleases me.
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Laugh as no matter what she does, she's about to have a nice time in South Africa.
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>>101149493
It pleases me too.
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>>101149508
Er, what?
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>>101149451
Context?
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But I'm not a girl she can rape, surely this must be some kind of mistake.
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>>101149451
My penis says yes, but my heart says no.
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>>101149632
>but my heart says no.
Why not? She would be amazing in a relationship, if you are able to tame her.
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>>101149451
From the LN?
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>>101148928
Let her do as she pleases
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>>101149578

Dream sequence
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Wonder why someone put a cardboard cutout of some anime girl in my bed.

Then wonder why someone broke into my house to place a cutout near me. Or if they stole anything.
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>>101148928

Ask her what the fuck is wrong with her hand.
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>>101149812
Don't see anything wrong with it. It's wrapped about your fucked up hand.
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>>101148928
"FINALLY I HAVE AWOKEN IN 2D-LAND!"

Now I just have to become MC of some plot.
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>>101149833
You know, that image doesn't really work when the thread is started with Ume
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>>101148928
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I would beat the lesbian out of her, with my DICK.
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>>101148928
Ask her why her hair is unaffected by gravity. Unless I sleep standing upright. Which I doubt I do.
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>>101149670
huge IF there anon
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>>101149882
You're retarded. She's clearly either on top of you or sitting at your side. Why wouldn't her hair gravitate in that manner?
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>>101149882
You do, but you never noticed
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>>101149900
The reward is worth it.
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Extreme self-defense followed by calling the authorities to arrest the intruder.
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>>101149935

I would give her the penis, then kick her out of my house for intruding. 3 years later I receive a postcard from 2nd world, with the same woman albeit she cut her hair short and a small 2 year old beautiful 2nd blasian baby. She writes on it; "Isn't he beautiful, he has his father's locks"

I drop on my knees, and tear up, 3 years long I wasn't there for my baby, I wasn't there for him. I buy a ticket to nippon so I can finally be there for him only to realize I've arrived in 3d nippon.

My baby is stuck in 2d.
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Season 2 never.. well maybe after David Production finishes Jojo Part 3
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>>101149929
Her hair would hang down in your face if she was on top of you. It clearly doesn't, so not on top.

If she's sitting at my side, why is her head level with mine? Either my head is upright, or hers is sideways. Since I just woke up, it's more likely that my head is on a pillow or something, and that she's beside me, but her hair doesn't make that seem plausible, either.

To me it seems like she's standing next to a wall, with a light source behind her, head slightly tilted. That's the only way I can explain the hair. But how can I wake up and see that if we're both standing, leaning against a wall?

inb4 autism
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Open hair Ume is a miracle.

Ume with hair knot is a 9/10
Open hair Ume is 12/10
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>>101150179
And ponytail?
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>>101150238
10/10 with the blue band.
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>>101150101
Ben-to went to shit in the later episodes.
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>>101150238
>You will never look deep in her blue eyes while you make out with Ume-sama
Why am I even alive?
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>>101150238
The character designs look so much better here than in the anime.
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Does she have pubes?
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Would Ume be confused about reverse-traps?
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Remember that I have a date with Setsuna.
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>>101150363
I fucking hate Ume but holy shit, that body.
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>>101150411
No, see >>101150363
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>>101150411
None of them have
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>>101150356

I always thought her eyes were her best attribute.
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>>101150484
We know, anon. We know...
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She must be a beast in bed. I bet you couldn't walk properly for a week.
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>>101150488
There could still be a landing strip above her lips.
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>>101149958
That's pretty cute.
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>>101150363
>you'll never touch Ume-sama's toned body
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I totally thought this is that chick from WA2.
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>>101150609
She gets me rock hard in this pose for some reason. I'm not sure why.

Is it just the way she stands there, is it the confident gaze? I just don't know.
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Grab my gun from under the bed and tell her to get the fuck out of my house.
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>>101150670
Unlock Sexy Chick-perk and you might
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>>101150755
How do I unlock that
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are the novels translated yet
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>>101149670
The carnal lust part of me agrees with you. The part that just wants to sit around all day beating it to the most depraved shit I can find. The part of me that wants to respect the preferences of others and doesn't just want to conquer, erase and re sculpt everything I come into contact with finds the idea foreign and revolting. It does not warm the cockles of my heart. It just leaves me feeling conflicted and majorly depressed.
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>>101150792
You don't.
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>>101151115
That's Ume? HHHNNNGGGGG
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>>101151115
>her reaction when she finds your love letter
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How about Benio?
She will be Ume without her sexy violence
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>>101151115
For the love of all that is holy, please more of these. I haven't seen those pictures.
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>>101151467
Sadly there isn't anymore. Ume doesn't have many LN illustrations.
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>>101151590
I'd shag her.
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procreate
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>>101151632
Too bad. You have to related
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>>101151629
Why do you lie like that?
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Punch her shit.
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>>101151742
You like scat?
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>>101151681
I cannye typed todeh
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My dick can't handle her body.
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>>101152291
What a coincidence, her body can't handle your dick.
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>>101152392
For a different reason though.
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>Sen
>Ume
such god tier character designs

the only good part about this series not getting another season is my dick wouldn't be able to handle it
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>>101149508
>have a nice time in South Africa
I dunno what the fuck you're talking about but yeah, this country's pretty nice if you have money.
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>She turns straight in the manga

I can't wait for the tears, I just want to watch things burn.
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>>101149441
How can you ask someone to rape you, it can't be rape but consensual sex...
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Is there a character worse than Ume in any anime?

A character that is more destructive to the quality of the show?

I don't think there.
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>>101152714
I heard she starts to lust after MC in the LNs or something, that should make her more tolerable.
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>>101152765
You heard wrong, faggot.
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>>101152796
Why would you get upset at me instead of the author? If it happened, it happened and it will be in the next season, if not it won't.
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>>101152919
>You will never do her from behind as she molests a girl
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>2014
>still hating on Ume
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>>101154029
>ever hating on Ume
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Are LNs still ongoing? Something happened?
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>>101153038
>You will never do her from behind with a dildo as you too are a girl
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>>101149084
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>>101148928
Subjugate her with my dick.
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Fuck me, Ume-sama.
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>>101148928
[x] Genuflect
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Thers this Ume illustration as well
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Anyone has her battle song?
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I was looking on the Japanese wiki...

About Ume:

>And worried about the white powder, and took part in the half price lunch contest only once, but he vowed to regret that I had to pull her legs as a result, not to participate in the competition anymore.

Freaking Ume fought once.

>Papa white plum (plum daddy)
>Real name unknown.Father of plum. I have a youthful appearance, such as looking even 20's blonde. Seemed with vaguely intuition hobby of plum, daughter does not ward off man, we are worried that there is no rumor one floating, like a favorite phrase to habitually daughter to be "Bring the man in the house anyone from good" I have received harsh punishment from my daughter told.

>Mom white plum (plum mom)
>Real name unknown.Mother of plum. It is a famous fashion designer. Height is lower than the daughter, but I is similar to the very daughter.


So, Ume's parents also show up in the novels.

Aren't those great news for us UMEniacs?
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>>101153017
Because the author isn't spamming falsehoods on /a/.
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>>101148928
Hit her, then ask her if she is fine with being hit.
Repeat until she gets the hint and sods off.
Kick her arse if she tries to hit you.
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>>101166101
More like
>Try to hit her

Ume is Ben-To's Hiko Seijuro. There is a reason she is never in any of the fights.
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>>101166101
>hitting Ume
That wouldn't probably work out that well for you.
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>>101166490
Then I wouldn't wake up with her next to me.
I hate her that much I would immediately punch her if she'd be next to me the moment I woke up.
She deserves to be hit by a truck.

She shares a special spot of hate in my heart, together with Kyousuke and Kirino.
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Check my dick, make sure its there and unharmed
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>>101167153
If she is next to you, you would have to change your name to BlondeDudette.
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>>101167708
Nice
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>>101149101
>you die a horrible painful death.

In fact, given it's Ume, and most of us are guys.
We either run like hell or are brutally mutilated by her.
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Death to Ume

The natural enemy of all males
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>you will never be sandwhiched between the two
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I want to brush her hair.
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>>101168502
I bet it's really silky.
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we will never see her animated
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>>101168502
I want to eat her handmade calories.
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So what happened in the LN?
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>>101170096
Sato is dating Sens younger sister
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>>101172387
Didn't see that coming



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