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Something has definitely gone wrong somewhere.
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I KNOW that shredder-yaoi has to exist somewhere.
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Plus shredder of the cartoon was funny as hell.
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Ninjas are EXOTIC in the west, so they get an upgrade.
It's like Nasu's psycho-church because nips don't get Christianity.
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>>101145624
>His parish priest didn't teach him how to use throwing knives
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Looking at Naruto's precept, I have no idea how they fucked up THIS badly.
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>>101145624

>It's like Nasu's psycho-church because nips don't get Christianity.

Nah. Nips did the right thing by crucifying their Christians.
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>>101145440
Best Ninja
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>>101145440
Can naruto even be called a ninja?
He's closer to a magician.
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>>101145914

>Best Ninja

You mean Sasuke, right?
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Is that the Shredder? He's pretty awesome.
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Ok are you supposed to call him The Shredder or just Shredder?
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English people in the East.
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>>101145912
Actually they did it because it denied the divinity of the Emperor and the rule of the Shogun. Since they feared that the populace might dethrone them, they wiped them out almost completely. Christianity survived as an underground religion for hundreds of years in Hokkaido.

Mind you, only 1% of Japan are christians, with only 2 major churches. Despite their low numbers, 1/4 of Japan's prime ministers have been christians.
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>>101145624
While Nasu's knife-wielding sluts are cute and all, they don't even come close to the Christian warriors in the works of Hirano, the master.
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>>101145624
West does that too.
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>>101145912
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>>101146106
Shut up, retard.
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>>101146012
Just Shredder I think
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>>101146012
It's like Joker. Either works.
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>>101145912

There were quite a few christians in Japan for some time.
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>>101146211

Go away reddit.
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>>101146249
>there are people who don't call him The Joker
how horrifying
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>>101146417
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So, after Naruto finally dies, how long do you think it'll be before any mangaka is willing to touch ninjas again?
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>>101146564
It's not like Naruto being published changed anything. It helps that he's just a faggot in a orange jumpsuit and not a traditional ninja.
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>>101146564
Never. They've killed it for our generation.
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>>101146564
No one. Because that shit will be harder to remove than DBZ
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Western ninjas shoot first and stab later. And sometimes make out with hot redheads.
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>>101146880

I don't even know why they bothered having the other Joes in the movies
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>>101146564
There have been more ninja mangas published since Naruto started running than ever before.
http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?page=1&category=Ninja%2Fs&orderby=year

Naruto is saving ninjas and the industry.
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>>101146564
I refuse to believe Naruto is the only 'ninja' manga currently running.
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>>101146938

>There have been more ninja mangas published since Naruto started running than ever before.

That's because Naruto has been published since 1999.
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>>101146948
You better BELIEVE IT!
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>>101146936
snake eyes and storm shadow are basically the only joes that I can give a fuck about
everyone else combined isn't even a tenth as cool as them
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>>101145440
To be fair, western depictions of ninjas are almost always just assassins for hire with exotic clothing attached to them (though admittedly it is still far closer to being accurate than Naruto).
>inb4 Ninjas and Assassins are the same thing
No they aren't, anyone with even the slightest knowledge of Japanese history could tell you that.
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>>101146991
And the oldest ninja manga is apparently from 1959. Your point?
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>>101146938
>Naruto is saving ninjas and the industry.
Kind of how people conveniently forget that the commercial success of Twilight is saving books. I mean it's shit by any measure, but it sold so much that investors/publishers now want a piece of that moneycake which means more books being published. This equals a higher chance of something good actually hitting the shelves.
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>>101146880
>Guns
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>>101147048

Naruto has nothing to do with the popularity of ninjas in the industry.
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>>101146938
>Naruto is saving ninjas
>Implying more is automatically better
>Implying Naruto isn't ruining the image of ninjas forever
Just no
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>>101147032
While it's true that the west takes this to a whole new level, even Japan heavily over romanticizes ninjas.
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>>101147086
>posting dead franchise
DMC vs NG is over man
they both lost
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>>101147032
Weren't assasins just farmers who rebelled against their samurai overlords?
But they used farm weapons and obscure movement and killing techniques because they couldn't kill the samurais in a 1 on 1 fight.
>>101147070
People who write just because they want a piece of dough, are 100% of the time incapable of writing something good.
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>>101147161

Did they both have strawberry parfaits afterwards?
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>>101147070
>This equals a higher chance of something good actually hitting the shelves.
No it doesn't. It means everybody else is gonna copy Twilight trying to emulate the financial success and we'll get more shit because even if someone does write a good book, no one will be willing to publish it.
Same deal with Naruto.

It's not about 'good or bad' it's a game of 'follow the leader' with whatever made the most money. Bad attention keeps the industry alive, but kills everything it ever stood for.
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>>101147188
>People who write just because they want a piece of dough, are 100% of the time incapable of writing something good.
You're kind of missing the entire point.
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>>101146106
Christians confirmed for the Jews of Japan
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>>101147097
>>101147107
I'd chide you for taking the bait, but it was intended as a simple joke.
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>>101147265
I'm a firm believer of Sturgeon's Law. If only 10% of books being published is worth reading then more books released also means that said 10% will be larger as well.
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>>101147339
Not at all.
The fact that more stuff gets written doesn't mean there's a chance of it being good.
More stuff being written by people who just do it for the money, probably would not contain any quality, is what I'm saying.
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>>101147188
>assassins
You meant ninjas right? Also yes, Ninjas were farmers and commoners who took up arms to feed and defend their families. However since these people were aware that they had no chance of defeating such powerful enemies in open warfare they taught themselves the art of stealth and killing. Some would kill the rich to steal from them or to stop an attack on their land and some would hire themselves out to lords as assassins in exchange for money. Most would deliberately disfigure their own faces so that they could not be recognized and traced to their families (to avoid their families suffering retribution) and they would remove their own tongues or kill themselves if they were captured to avoid giving away information or being tortured.

An interesting fact to note is that 80 percent of ninjas were actually female.
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>>101147422

Too bad you'll never find that 10% because you'll get too tired from swimming in a sea of shit.
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>>101146163
Jeanne a whench.
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>>101147469
Well, that was one of the shittiest typos to make.
And females are generally more flexible, so that makes sense.
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>>101147436
Let me tell you something: writers of any quality are a dime a dozen. The reason many books are left written, but unpublished isn't because there's nobody to write them. It's because there's nobody to publish them. If publishers believe books make big money then they'll be more willing to pick up things that wouldn't otherwise make the cut especially since nowadays most writers are turning to the internet instead of trying to pitch their novels to every book company like some cheap whore.
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>>101147599
Actually the primary reason (although the lighter weight and higher flexibility did factor into it) was that most of the males were already at war, fighting with their own improvised weapons against invading forces directly, it was mostly those who were considered not fit for the battlefield that chose to take up as Ninja. You have to remember that this was a very chaotic period in Japan, everyone was fighting with everyone basically.
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>>101145624
Well, the Catholic Church was pretty fucked up during the crusades.
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>>101146163
>100 bucks says she was raped and tortured when captured.
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>>101147469
I pity anyone who's seriously buying this.
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>>101147792

>Implying anyone would want to touch a filthy heretic
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>>101145440
Sounds like you need to read better manga about ninjas OP.
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>>101147792
Um... You don't need to bet. It's historical fact that she was.
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>>101147806
This is actually not a fallacy faggot.
Although I do doubt the female percentage.
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>>101147852
No. She testified she was a virgin at her trial. The idea that she was raped comes from a mistranslation of the fact that she said a lord TRIED to rape her.
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>>101147912
No. The entire thing was complete myth.

But go ahead and try to convince yourself that it was a slutty ninja-harem just liek your japanese aneemays.
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>>101146163
The one on the right looks like fan art of something.
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>>101147806
I pity people like you who've never picked up a fucking history book in their lives.
>>101147912
Well, that was just a rough percentage cause there's no exact numbers (wouldn't really be effective stealth killers if we had a census on them would they?) but I am certain that the majority were female for the reasons I explained in >>101147741
...now that I think about it I probably should have just said majority shouldn't I? Oh well, it is 3 AM here.
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>>101148001
She was raped in prison. She didn't admit to it herself, but any historian knows that a person's own firsthand account is usually a shaky source of truth.
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>>101148022
Like I said, I doubt the 80% thing, learn to read.
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>>101148066
I pity people trying to pass off wikipedia stories as historical study.
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>>101148094
But we don't know for sure.
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>>101146106
>Christianity survived as an underground religion for hundreds of years in Hokkaido.

Didn't they survive underground in the Nagasaki region?

>>101147852
>>101148001
I think that the English had some noblewoman inspect her, and she testified that Joan's hymen was intact.

However some historians think that this noblewoman lied because she was sympathetic to poor Joan, and that it was especially unlikely that she had in intact hymen given how much time she spent riding horses as a knight.
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>>101148026
The left one is fanart too.
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>>101148135
>implying the source is wikipedia
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>>101145544
Team ShredderxKrang reporting in
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>>101147188
The could Serve as Assasins, yes but a lot of the the time they most served as Spies, Sabatours and scouts as well
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>>101148237
Fan art only applies to fiction, not history.

The left one is just a romanticized portrait of her.
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>>101148519
Does that mean that the right one is a romanticized protrait as well?
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>Ninjas
>They never spy or sabotage anything, no subterfuge at all
>They never try and blend in with the citizens or anything
>They just fight in the open with magic powers

What the fuck Nintendo?
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>>101147469
>>101147599
>>101147741

Wasn't it just because they could pretend to be prostitutes and slice the general's dick off?
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>>101148764

>prostitutes

I think they call those Geisha in Japan Anonymous.
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>>101148608
The character on the right is only loosely based on the real person and isn't intended to be historical, it's fiction.
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>>101148833

You can be a geisha without selling your body.
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>>101145912
I remember an anti-Christian practice being referenced in the Fishman Island arc of One Piece where they make people step on a picture of their queen/Jesus
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>>101148903

>You can be a geisha without selling your body.
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>>101149048

>Say undeniable truth
>Replies with laughing bitch

Doesn't work like that, you can do that when there's an opinion involved.
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>>101149048
>>You can be a geisha without selling your body.
It's called gifting your body
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>>101149088

>You can be a geisha without selling your body.
>undeniable truth
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>>101147032
>>101147188
Ninjas were mercenaries who are hired as bodyguards to feudal lords in ancient Japan, the more well known ones (Hattori Hanzo/Fuuma Kotaro) became full-time serving bodyguards.

They differed from samurai being that they can do stuff that are usually considered dishonorable an get away with it, kinda like how Francis Drake was to the English Monarchy
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>>101148874
what if its not fiction though, it's bad to assume
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>>101149124
>>101149182
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geisha#Geisha_and_prostitution
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>>101149514

>While both sides in the controversy acknowledge that until the 1950s, geisha routinely performed one initial act of paid sex

Good job proving me right.
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>>101149514
>Though geisha were seen as trained entertainers and forbidden to engage in the practice of prostitution, one knowledgeable official estimated that three-fourths of geisha were prostitutes in 1929.
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>>101148874
>implying the left one accurately represents how jane was
Hirano's portrait is probably more faithful.
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>>101147379
That would be Koreans.
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>>101149914
what do you base this assumption on?
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>Wikipedia history debate
Bail.
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>female ninjas
>women trained in seduction that kill you either before, after or while they fucked their target
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>>101149514
>implying wikipedia is a trustworthy source
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>>101150352
So basically, succubus?
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>>101149914
>cosmestic burn scar
>knives everywhere
>modern hairstyle
>magical fire in the background
>zettai ryoukai

ORLY
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>>101150352
Unless you're Rance.



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