Kristen Stewart will play Mayor Motoko Kusanagi in the life action movie GHOST IN THE SHELL produced by Dreamworks and directed by her boyfriend Rupert Sanders
Can we decide we don't want the movie on /a/ and to talk about it on /tv/?
It's going to give us problems.
Can we also move the Space Dandy discussion over to /co/?
>Implying this movie is going to get made
Dandy is at least anime, this is a movie.
I don't have problems with it, but it could open the doors for live actrions to be talked here.
This type of announcement happens all the time.
We will actually discuss or avoid it discussing it only when production actually starts. Picking directors or rumors don´t mean shit.
They already are discussed here. Did you not see all the Kite, and All You Need is Kill adaptation threads?
it is, google it
She's lifeless enough,alright.
>4. The discussion of "live action" television shows is permitted so long as they are distinctly rooted in, or based off of an anime or manga series.
>Mayor Motoko Kusanagi
Holy shit, how far in the future is this movie?
Confirmed for flop.
No fuck this
I saw the kite, not the other one.
Hey, alt least it won't be as bad as Kite. The trailer for that is so bad that it made me dislike the anime.
It's the one with Tom Cruise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NDp087Q71o
it's never going to happen dont even bother getting angry
its not like gits is good anyway
Oh fuck OP is right
just check IMDB rupert sanders, under projects
we will have a boobless motoko with blue eyes
Who the fuck is Kristen Stewart?
Whatever happened to the Akira live action the was supposed to take place in New York?
It's in production hell with the Cowboy Bebop movie.
>Kay Stew's flop becomes an irremovable blemish on the franchise
>Normalfags stay away from anything GITS related
>Mfw when I get to get my hipster faggotry on and enjoy all this wonderful GITS related stuff all by my loansome.
Feels good mang!
>can't act for shit
>not even pretty
How did she even get to the point where she was acting in a major motion picture?
>Dragonball Evolution sequel
>That thing Tomino is doing with the Transformers CGI crew
>enjoy all this wonderful GITS related stuff all by my loansome.
Like GITS: Arise, right?
>major motion picture
Pictures. Plural, Anonymous.
Most of those are in development hell and will never see the light of day anyway.
You mean that live action movies aren't discussed here?
How fucking new are you?
She sucked the right dicks.
Not Transformers, the same people that did Avatar and Pacific Rim.
>Dragonball Evolution sequel
wait, wat? Are you serious?
OP has it right.
Except that it is good.
It's being discussed apparently.
could be worse.
director's girlfriend and muse
true meaning of muse means "girl who lets him fuck her in the ass"
I never got the whole 'a cartoon needs a live action adaption to warrant any merit'. But who cares, DB evolution was a flop that literally no one outside of anime enthusiasts remember it. Same goes for Fist of the north star and Guyver.
I'd rather have the girl in this pic
at least her face shows some expression
I've never seen GitS
Anon that's a man.
I would watch it If I were you.
>good but overrated series.
Anon that's gross
I'm more interested in finding that 80's live action appleseed trailer again. It's vanished from the net.
>But who cares, DB evolution was a flop that literally no one outside of anime enthusiasts remember it.
Could've been an average Western Kung Fu movie if they just focused on the socially awkward kid starts learning martial arts aspect without all the DBZ shoved in there.
They're still going to call her Motoko Kusanagi? Are they going to explain it away that she just uses a caucasian body for some reason or what?
>mfw they change her name and it's now set in New York
But it is
just watch the original movie
don't expect much so you won't be disappointed
you will probably understand why it was so fucking amazing to watch in 1995
>mfw they change her name and it's now set in New York
They do this to pretty much every adaptation. Why are you still surprised?
we should totally spam spielbergs email requesting to hire this bitch for the movie
How's that dude hide his penis?
Worked for Chronicle. It's really the better way to go about things. Just rip off the plot and all the themes and pretend it has nothing to do with the source material.
>People freaking out that an emotionless dull girl will be Mokoto.
Sounds like a perfect fit.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
but at least give her boobs
Why would anyone think this is a good idea?
>believing what's written on some random shitty site
>implying these awful projects ever leave the ground
You won't be seeing Kristen Stewart's moustache or crooked teeth anytime soon.
This could be hilarious
What about Alana de le graza playing Motoko?
She's attractive yet she still looks fact enough to buy that she fell off a factory assembly line. And she has a decent rack. Not Motoko decent but still decent.
Anon please, the other pictures were funny but those are just a step too far
Why can't they just dump all the money for this shit into the production studio and make a new Gits along with Arise if they like it so much? Fucking stupid.
Where the hell did you get that 3pdp robot? Did you just happen to have it lying around for some reason?
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Because a large amount of the money won't be theirs?
how? I mean... seriously HOW?!
It´s literally the worst director and cast possible save for Bay or Uwe.
Thanks OP now I'll have an even harder time forgetting about this thing's existence
At least Motoko can make ebin smug face, like hell Kristen can do it
I don't think you understand how funding works anon. I doubt anyone in Japan's putting money into this, though there will be people raking in royalties.
Is there a better source than hue hue?
No, because the article isn't even saying it's for sure, just that it might happen.
well it could have M. Night Shamalamadingdong directing it.
Surely you jest.
Why would Hollywood jews fund an anime studio when the potential shekels from a live action summer blockbuster would be far more numerous?
Besides, if they paid a third party they couldn't use a bunch of shady tricks to make movies that turned a profit look unprofitable so they can keep even more shekels and whine about piracy.
>people that did Avatar and Pacific Rim.
Bit of an overstatement.
They're no weta or ILM.
It only good idea if she'll play this scene, without special effect
aaaaand surprise! the city was in a forest in present day US, tachikomas are aliens that die to a glass of water and Motoko was actually dead all the time
I should've watched GitS before entering this thread...
Batou's reaction to that was hilarious, the Major can be a huge bitch sometimes.
1. Press balls together.
2. Shave/ship thigh and pelvic hair
3. Tape balls together
4. Instant puffy vulva
Did you just learn to type today?
This is a film, not a television show.
I wonder why this movie will be terrible?
They might as well do that if they're going to try making this movie.
I'd pay to see thor in it, can't remember the actors name.
Once again Hollywood turns everything it touches into shit.
Shit, I knew I've heard that name before. thought it was the girl that played in spider man. Then googled to check and I died inside.
It's gonna be good.
Yes you should
Major is total bitch this time
>Sup faggit, did you cry over me yesterday? KEK
you could have guessed that by the link I provided
>not casting Kate Beckinsale
It's like you don't want me to watch it.
STOP blaming jews you filthy anti-semite
this one actually looks pretty accurate
And I should care about this why?
Those are some low low standards there
kate would be a pretty good pick for the role actually considering she has already done action movies
to be fair, they have the same sort of effect when they smile.
I'm sorry, that was just a test.
Every time I see her I could cut diamonds with my dick.
Isn't this girl not very popular in Japan?
Meh, at least Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider or Owen Wilson aren't in it.
At least Monster will be good.
and pretty accurate
You fucking idiot. No matter how much you want it, Space Dany is a fucking anime. That is a FACT.
Yes, listen to the goy. We are just movie producers and not stealing your country's nuclear technology.
I can almost hear the cry of the wild shamalamashit in the distance "What a twist!" as it echoes off the near by mountain's.
Yeah, I fucked up.
At least they have someone who acts robotic.
Why do they keep on making movies off of anime if none of them are profitable, and most don't even escape development hell?
Could you elaborate? Reading the synopsis, nothing really comes to mind as being ripped of in particular. Maybe because "angsty teen gets powers, shit happens" is not seldom used.
Bebop could actually work as Live Action movie. It's very westernised by itself. Even it's main character is a jew.
But Major is a cyborg while Kristen is a total robot
It didn't match up
Hollywood confirmed for the same as the idol industry.
That could work, actually. At least it wouldn't be the second dragon ball movie.
ADA Connie Rubirosa?
Would you ruin an anime classic if you got to bone the shit out of Kristen Stewart?
Hard Mode: she's 2D
No, she's a disgusting real woman.
>if you got to bone the shit out of Kristen Stewart?
Why would I want to?
I'd bone her if it would stop her from ever acting again
Change her to Kate Beckinsale and you have a deal.
Mayor Motoko? There's a show I would watch.