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ZAWAZAWAZAWA
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ZETTAI ZETSUBOU!

KAIJI GETS REVERSED! HE DOESNT HAVE ANY MORE REDS AND HAS TO TRUST IN THE DECK. EVERY CARD IN HIS HAND IS A STEP TOWARDS DEATH! :^I
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I see what you did there.
Awesome narrator is awesome.
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I'd watch it.
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Oh no, I'm not falling for this shit again. No Uno you bastards.
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>>10114519

Deal it! Deal the 1 red and put yourself out of your misery!

UNO! UNO! UNO! UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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SUPERIOR.
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>>10114539
I lol'd.
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>>10114543

The further towards the bottom one draws, the greater the chances of the structure collapsing are. The same goes for draws from the middle when an edge block is drawn, or draws from the edge when the middle block has been drawn. In essence, you must be mindful of the center of gravity to avoid collapsing the tower.

But in doing so you leave the tower considerable stability for the opponent to work with, which will land you back in the same situation once they've drawn, with gradually decreasing chances of success.

This mean the most assured strategy is place your life on the line, and make the riskiest moves leaving the opponent no chance to counter.

It's a kill or be killed strategy which leaves no room for cowards. The first to chicken out will be buried underneath the rubble.

The sand is in the depths of hell hell is magical sand.
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>>10114567
DOUBLE HELL
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Holy shit!! UNO!?
Is this for real!?
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>>10114593
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>>10114567 The first to chicken out will be buried underneath the rubble

A+ would read it again
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God, Kaiji threads are always so epic.
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>>10114567

Akagi has made it back from hell. And the structure looks as if he made a pact with the devil.
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Kaiji and Uno? FUCK YES FUND THIS!
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This thread is fucking awesome.
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>>10114567
BASTARD, YOU KNOCKED THE TABLE! BASTARD! BASTARD!
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BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE OF ZAWA! CRUSHED LIKE SO MUCH HUMAN GARBAGE!

KANZEN NI HATTAM!
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ITT bad Japanese
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JENGA!

JENGA! JENGA! JENGA!

JENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>>10114837
FUCK
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I want to see Kaiji play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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>>10114837

"NOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Kaiji. It was all over. He was crushed beneath that fatal block that he forgot to take care of. His plan of forcing it onto his opponent failed and came back around to destroy him.

"I failed." Sobbed Kaiji.

"It's not that your plan failed" replied Akagi. "It was a good plan. Excellent, in fact. The only flaw is that you didn't take enough risk. If your draws aren't bold enough, you won't be able to force your oppnent into a corner".

"If you want to classify tye types of blocks in Jenga, there are safe blocks and dangerous blocks. But in reality, it's not that simple. Sometimes you can't tell if a loose block will compromise the structure too much. These blocks are "noise". So what I did was lightly bumped the tower and noticed it's directional tendency. The points at which the weight were being distributed while it swayed. I then took the riskiest block that would not result in collapse."

"But that's insane!" exclaimed Kaiji. "If you made the slightest mistake in judging the structural integrity, the entire thing would have fallen! You would have died"

"Exactly" replied Akagi. "And that insanity is precisely what won me the game. Each time I bumped the structure to test where the riskiest block I could possibly take was, it compromised the structure slightly, making it that much harder on you. You took safe block after safe block, trying to force the block of death on me. But what you failed to realize is I was prepared for death with every draw."

"So you see, you'll only survive if you die, Kaiji-san. Let's go again, double or nothing."
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>>10115013
I think that's actually the way to win at Jenga.
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>>10115013
HOLY FUCKING WIN
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>>10114927
>>10114927
>>10114927
>>10114927
>>10114927
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Eventually they'll run out of safe blocks to draw and end up drawing a block you want them to.
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>>10115013
HOLY FUCK
SOMEONE CONTACT FUKUMOTO, STAT.
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>>10115013
holy win
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>>10115074
Contact?

I think that WAS Fukumoto.
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draw 4, motherfuckers
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>>10115099
Fukumoto? On MY /a/?
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"You won again!" exclaimed Kaiji. "How do you do it!? I put my life on the line with every draw, and despite some close calls, I managed to make it this far! How did you not topple the structure? There should have been no safe blocks left! I made sure of it"

"You're right" replied Akagi. "There were no safe blocks left. You took the lesson you learned in the first game and applied it well. You even bumped the tower and noticed its directional tendency. It was excellent. You're a fast learner. But you still have a long way to go before you'll beat me."

"What?" said Kaiji, in a confused tone.

"Since we're both taking the riskiest moves possible, you'd think that the winner would be a product of chance or luck" said Akagi. "But it's not so simple. Since the stakes are high and we're both pulling insane blocks, there is a minor detail that decided the game. A decisive one, in fact".

"What was it?" Inquired Kaiji.

"It's nerves" Akagi answered. "When you're playing at this level, you have to possess godly insight, instincts that transcend all, and most importantly, you must be insane. But there is a small yet important detail that people tend to overlook. Even if they notice it, when the structure starts to become unstable, they can't help it. It's your nervous energy. The more intense the battle becomes, the more you will shake. I don't mean this as a figure of speech. The deepest core in your mind will freeze and you will begin shaking. These subtle vibrations that everyone has ultimately end up deciding the game in a dead heat like this. However, I have the ability to control myself at all times. I maintain composure even whilst staring in the face of death. And that is the reason I was able to defeat you".
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>>10115513

"Amazing." said Kaiji. "So I had no chance of beating you after all".

"Only in your current state." said Akagi. "You have shown more promise than anyone I have ever come across. I shall teach you how to become a true gambler. It is only then that you'll become truly unstoppable. And that is what I want to see.

That is when you'll become a truly worthy adversary. To reach that goal, you will have to go through hell. You will experience horrors that you never thought possible. You will have to bring yourself into the depths of sheer insanity and back again. You will experience a world of darkness you never knew existed and be subject to that which would break a normal man several times over. If you make it through, it is then that you shall be reborn, When that time comes, we shall both meet at the gambling table and bet on a meaningless death in one final wager. The gamble to end all gambles.

What do you say, Kaiji? Are you willing to accept these condition?"

Kaiji thinks to himself for a moment about how his life is currently garbage and how this is now the big chance that he has to turn himself around.

"You're on!" he answers.

"Then follow me." says Kaiji. "We've got a lot of work to do."
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>>10115013
>>10115513
>>10115518

Can I be your waifu, Fukumoto?
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Last line should be Akagi. Typo there.
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>>10115518
Should be "says Akagi"
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As awesome as this fics are, Akagi never talks about his awesome senses and shit, is the narrator the one who talks about the crazy moves Akagi does, if anything he should say something like "you are a coward, Kaiji, and a coward will never be able to beat me" and then Kaiji will have to figure out what Akagi meant
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So is Kaiji like Akagi's brother or something?
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>>10115750
What. Try rewatching the series.
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>>10115779
Ok, tell me when the hell did Akagi went "I bla bla bla, you bla bla bla, that's why you can't defeat me bla bla bla", or when did things are explained to Kaiji, Tonegawa always half-explain the rules to Kaiji, then he has to figure out the other half by himself. Maybe Akagi is like that in Ten, but as you can guess I haven't read but the first chapter of that manga
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Yeah, I noticed that.

I could probably write an entire fanfic novel based on Akagi and Kaiji meeting up.

Here's a brief rundown of what would happen. Akagi would save Kaiji in some crazy gamble and then force him to make crazy bets of his own while playing against him. Akagi would end up mentoring him so that he could become the ultimate adversary. Kaiji would go through the depths of hell and fully comprehend everything that makes Akagi who he is. In the end, they'd both wager each others' lives because Akagi believes he is now the ultimate opponent. Kaiji would end up winning, but instead of taking Akagi's life at the end of the gamble with the device they're using, he'd impart some final words of wisdom and leave Akagi.

Kaiji would end up exceeding Akagi, but he doesn't like where the world of gambling is going. At first, Kaiji gambled just for fun, then he gambled his own life to save it, then he descends into the darkness and gambles for the thrill. But he realizes something that only one that has experienced both sides of the gamble can relate to and ends up imparting a revelation to Akagi that only one that can truly experience the horrors of gambling would know.

"The way of the gamble is not found in darkness".

Akagi would contemplate on this and it would eventually end up turning him into the kinder, gentler person that we see in Ten.
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>>10115750

Yeah, I agree. I would have that reflected through narrative. I'm just writing quickly off the top of my head.
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Narrator: Kaiji and Akagi are now in their final round of Sudden Death Jenga!

Kaiji sits there sweating heavily, staring at Akagi across the Jenga tower, who looks back at him with an unreadable expression. Akagi has a large axe blade rigged to fall and chop off his leg if the tower falls on his turn!

Narrator: "Kaiji will recieve 5 million yen for every block he removes successfuly! This is his big chance! Akagi is in a double bet! But!!!"

Kaiji: "Shit! Shit! This bastard! Is he insane? Does he really think he can keep drawing these blocks? If he keeps leaving me safe blocks and drawing out risky blocks he will lose his leg! Anyone can see that! Is he really insane?"

Kaiji makes a draw and then stares at Akagi, who grins almost imperceptively, a tiny twitching at the corner of his mouth.

Narrator: No...what Kaiji doesn't see yet...what will be Kaiji's doom

Thunder booms outside, and lightning illuminates the room for a moment.

Narrator: In the reflection of the polished axe blade waiting hungrily to cut Akagi's leg off, Kaiji sees himself for just a moment in stark clarity!
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>>10115855
Do it on /fkmt/. Please.
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>>10115926

Yeah, works better with the narration and imagery. I'd incorporate all that stuff if I got serious about this.

In fact, I think I will.
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arrator: "What could the devil of Jenga be planning to get out of this impossible situation!?"

Akagi reaches out for the single bottom block upon which the rest of the tower balances precariously!

Kaiji: "WHAT?! Are you insane? Don't touch it, you'll lose your leg!"

Akagi: "That fear is why you can never be a true gambler Kaiji. That kernel of doubt will always be in your mind."

With one quick yank Akagi pulls out the foundation block. Gasps and startled choking is heard around the room. Miraculously, the jenga tiles fall directly onto the table without swaying at all!

Narrator: "It doesn't fall! It doesn't fall! The perfect draw!"

Kaiji: "SHIT! That's impossible. There's no way."

Akagi gets up from his seat, takes out a cigarette, and walks outside to smoke on the small veranda.
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>>10114927
Narrator: They are down to the last two pellets! Kaiji MUST pick up at least one more pellet to complete his required thirteen, or he will forfeit!

SHIKASHI!

The contestants have not yet had their Hungry Hippos blow up in their faces! That means ONE OF THE TWO pellets is the explosive! Can Kaiji defeat fate? Can he plunge his hand into the viper pit of destiny to wrench out a victory? This LAST HIPPO EATING shall decide!

ZAWA
ZAWA
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HAHA!

This is great. Keep going!
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Narrator: Kaiji decisively draws his next block! A block that is definitely safe! But!

Crash! The tower topples as soon as Kaiji draws his block!

Kaiji: "What? No way! How can this be?"

The people watching from Akagi's side gasp with relief and call him back in. Akagi looks at the fallen tiles, then at Kaiji, who has collapsed over the wooden blocks in tears.

Akagi: "Be a man and stand up. Your tears shame you. Crying is for normal humans, not gamblers."

Spectator: "But Akagi, how did you know he would lose that turn? He had dozens of safe blocks!"

Akagi: "Heh. It's simply really. When you play jenga against them, you their draws slowly illuminate a map of how their mind works. After several draws I knew what Kaiji would draw in a given situation. Then, I laid a trap from my side, so the block would look safe from his side. If he was a true gambler, he would have just picked a random block. But, his desire for safety wouldn't let him! He had to compute it and pick the safest block. His willpower was too weak. The thoughts "This block is definitely safe" misled him! In Jenga no block is safe! You have to put your life on the line with every draw! When Kaiji refused to have an axe to chop his leg off for double the money, he had already lost by seeking the safe route."
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>>10116114
Kickass. But Akagi basically speaks in a monotone. He doesn't use exclamation marks.
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>>10116065
This is the winner
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Kaiji pulls himself out of his pool of tears and speaks!

Kaiji: "How can you call that gambling! Isn't that just madness?"

Akagi: "Those were always the same to me, ever since I was 10."

Kaiji: "Ugh...I...I lost."

Akagi: "You will never be able to defeat me at jenga after this...but."

Akagi reaches into his gold covered game chest and pulls out a box. His suited servants clear the jenga blocks from the table and mop up Kaiji's tears.

Akagi sets down the board on the table.

Narrator: "Is it? Yes! Knuckle Monopoly!"
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there is so much win going on in this thread.
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>>10116254
Akagi would take an stone from the floor to use as his piece
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>>10116375
I was thinking of making Akagi cover the jenga blocks in his own blood so it would act as a minor glue so he could draw a risky tile, but that was lame.
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>>10116416
That sounds more like Kaiji's style
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Pasta'ing this in /fkmt/
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>>10116065
Narrator: Suddenly a thought hits Kaiji like a steel beam! A strategy that can guide him between the two whirlpools of loss!

Kaiji: Wait. One pellet is explosive, right?
[looks up at the other contestants. They're making scared choking sounds at the last two pellets.]
That means -
[gasps, lightning hits his forehead]
ONE OF THEM IS HEAVIER THAN THE OTHER!
All I have to do is blow on them and see which rolls easier.
[he inhales]
Kaiji: I'm ready.
[about to blow on the pellets]
Kaiji: I can do this.
[he exhales. One immediately rolls around. The other does so for a second, then slows down.]
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>>10116541
sorry but...
what's /fkmt/?
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Tetsuya's style would be like to move a block in a position where it no longer supported an edge and place a yen coin in the opening for support as he draws a block at the same time. All of this would be done in one smooth motion. He has a strand of hair attached to the coin, and when the opponent goes to draw a block, he pulls the coin out with the hair strand and makes the structure collapse, then palms the coin while helping gather the blocks.
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>>10116575
http://www.anonib.com/_fkmto/
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>>10116609
damn, good amount of fanart there.
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>>10114543 here

OH MY GOD THIS THREAD IS FUKING AWSOME. ILU /A/
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Why do I have a sudden urge to play Jenga?
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There's a cool variant of Jenga I came across called Throw 'n Go Jenga.

It consists of blocks that are colored red, blue, or yellow plus a six-sided die. Before each move, the player throws the die and then follows the instructions on the die:

Yellow/End: Remove any yellow block or remove any color end block.

Red/Mid: Remove any red block or remove any color middle block.

Blue/End: Remove any blue block or remove any color end block.

Any two: Remove any two blocks of any color in any position.

Wild: Remove any color block in any position

Reverse: Don’t remove any blocks, but pass the die to the next player in the opposite direction.
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>>10116549
Kaiji: I don't think anyone noticed what I did.

[he looks at the others. Their hands are twitching next to the Hungry Hippo buttons, still staring at the pellets making scared choking noises.]

Kaiji: No. They're too shortsighted. Too unobservant. All I have to do is knock the tray towards me and my hippo can eat the pellet -

[Someone's Hungry Hippo]: SNAP

Kaiji: What -

Narrator: Kaiji has overlooked one person in his calculations! ONE PERSON shrewd enough to see through his strategy of gaining the pellet!

ZAWA
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>>10116757

GENTEI JENGA!
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This is the best thread I've seen in at least half a year.
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>>10116765
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST!
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>>10116765
I lol'd.
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>>10116765
Heh, you think I wouldn't notice you blowing on your pellet?
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Two separate fanfictions. Each with insane amounts of win.

HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ARCHIVE
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>Narrator: Kaiji has overlooked one person in his calculations! ONE PERSON shrewd enough to see through his strategy of gaining the pellet!
>ZAWA
>[Camera pans up, towards...]
>Kaiji: FUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!!
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>>10116765
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>10116835
Actually I think there's like four seperate ones.
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>>10116835
Only two requests on 4ch*narchive...
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As He views the remaining tiles left on the board, he realizes being stuck with the Q and no U, with no tiles left in the bag, was like the hand of death reaching out and wrenching its hands around his throat, ready to squeeze and steal what was its.

Tonegawa sat across the table from him, grinning and staring at his 4 remaining tiles, conclucively deducing that kaiji was indeed left with the last difficult tiles. He grabs the rope next to him, and begins to lower the above hanging spinning saw blade lower and lower, as the points (translated into inches) were quickly accumulating in his favor, and with the extra 10+ points he would get with his victory, would put him over the edge to kill him. The old man sitting behind him, grinning and chanting "saw-u,saw-u,saw-u!" over and over again...
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But it was in that moment, a dictionary burst forth in kaijis brain, spewing forth a tsunami of words into the frontal lobe of his mind, the perfect words coming quickly into play. He say the "Y" at the end of one of Tonegawas words, and he knew his Time to exact his revenge from these bastards that had forced him here, and into this situation, he burst into a laugh and played down the time, and looked up and smiled impishly at tonegawa

Tonegawa grew a confused look...and looked back at the Old man. The old man looked just as confused, they both stared back at kaiji and Tonegawa was the one to speak

"Qwerty? Qwerty is not a word."

Kaiji and smiled with the confidence of a thousand troops, facing its enemy in confused defeat, alone and surrounded. He quickly from his pocket, whipped out his pocket, 2008 Official Scrabble Dictionary, and whipped the pages open to the Qs, where he plainly laid it out for tonegawa to see. Upon research of the text, he knew it was all but over, and grabbed the dictionary and threw it across the room. The old man growing and approaching tonegawa, grabbing several of the scrabble tiles and shoving them up his nose. Kaiji could only smile as he had toppled this Babel Tower of Old men with bizarre hobbies, crashing their hopes and dreams down, and barely scratching through and surviving the dreary night...
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I love the fukumoto fandom, seriously.
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>>10116980
>>10116965
Oh god fuck yes
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TRIPLE LETTER WORD SCORE on "GAMBLES"! BINGO! UPSET!
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TRIPLE-LETTER WORD SCORE ON "GAMBLES"! BINGO! UPSET!
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Okay I'm fucking saving this thread on notepad
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The demon guardians of scrabble beckon his destruction!
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So we've got the original JengAkagi (>>10114567), Sudden Death Jenga (>>10115926), Explosive Hungry Hungry Hippos (>>10116065) and Scrabble Apocalypse Kaiji (>>10116965), right?

Just came up with the titles now, nothing official.

In any, I copypasta'd them all at /fkmt/

http://www.anonib.com/_fkmto/index.php?t=46
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bump for awesome.
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This isn't bleach.
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>>10117435
That's completely true. It's not.
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>>10117435
What an astute observation my good man.
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Get this shitty gambling show off /a/ faggots.
The art is even worse than one piece.
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>>10117587

-1/10
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>>10117587
Kill yourself.
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>>10117587
You're early, daytime /a/ is hours away.
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>>10117587
Troll better next time!
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>>10117435
>>10117587
Go to sleep and come back during daytime /a/.
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>>10116965
>>10116980

On the left side of the board, his word stretched just far enough, squeaking like an ungreased axle into the triple word score. with 3x multiplier for his word, the 33 points were enough to shove him over the top of the quickly sinking pile of babies seals in the sharks mouth, and onto its back, being able to coast the monster safely into the shores. It was the defining victory he saught and needed, but it was unfortunetly far from over.

As tonegawa was dragged out the door, The old man turned to kaiji, and his scowl quickly turned into a smile, as he gently clapped his hands.

"Well played, not only are you a courageous man, but a master of the word games as well. But scrabble is an easy mans game, How well do you do under pressure? Not as good i'd wager. And wager i shall. This new game, i will put up 1 million yen for every point you manage to score against my friend in waiting, but every point he scores You must pick a different bone in your body to break, untill either you are entirely disabled or you have reached the ending time limit of the game, 10 rounds. Do you agree?"
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>>10117435
>>10117587

SAME PERSON

TROLL HARDER
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>>10117754

And with the added challenge, Kaiji hestitated. Not in fear, but in consideration. He had already defeated Tonegawa, and scene a grown respectable man treaded deep beneath the feet of this geezer It was as though the spirit of a man, stronger, more respectable than him, a man with White hair and a sense of pride to top all others. It was as though at that very moment he was being possessed by a genius, who had descended into darkness, and the Chill of the immense mental strength and determination he gained. He surged forward and only grabbed the old man's shoulder, squeezing tightly.

"I accept, Not only for me, but for my friends, to make you pay old man, And You will pay, beyond all beliefs."

The old man only laughed at what he assumed were Kaiji's empty threats, as he banged his cane on the floor, and the doors swung open, and in entered a new man...A large fat man, with large round glasses, and messy hair, carrying a "Boggle" box underneath his arm. Recognizing the man almost instantly, Kaiji shot up and almost charged, but was restrained by the gaurds holding his arms, Kaiji struggling furiously and begining to quickly loose his cool, As the old man sat laughing and watching...
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>>10117770

ANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>10117770
FUCK YEAH
BOGGLE
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The wheel of fate granted Akagi the worst possible situation of all. The next turn, his opponent would win for sure.

There was no escape for Akagi, the genius who decended into darkness, no amount of luck would save him now. A superior smile stretched itself across his opponent's face. "You are no genius," he thought "just a stupid kid with illusions of grandeur."

The man's confidence however was severely disturbed by Akagi's posessed demeanor. "Why is he not scared? When he loses this game, both his eyes will be cut out..."

Noticing his opponent's confusion, Akagi smirked gently. "I win" he spat as he dropped the red marker into position, completely on the opposite side of the board from his opponent's attack.

"You did not win! I do not see anything!" the opponent yelled. But his eyes widened in realization before Akagi even said anything, noticing his doom only when it was too late.

"I got you... diagonally." Akagi got up from his seat, and left the room, leaving his defeated opponent a trembling, crying mess.

"Pretty sneaky sis" the man managed to mutter as Akagi left the room.
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>>10117949
I lol'd
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I fucking love you guys. This is the best thread I've seen in ages.
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I'll watch this show...
Some day...
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Narrator: Kaiji is halfway through the game of Human Operation! From Sahara's morphine-drugged body, he has managed to remove Water on the Knee, Butterflies in the Stomach, Spare Ribs, Charley Horse, Writer's Cramp, and Charley Horse! Six white plastic pieces that had been inserted into Sahara's flesh! But Kaiji knows, with time running out and 10 million on the line, that he has time for only one more piece:

BRAIN FREEZE!

ZAWA ZAWA

[Chairman lets out a burst of delighted giggling. Tonegawa grins as Kaiji picks up the drill with tears streaming down his face, making choking noises.]

Chairman: Drillu...drillu...drillu...

ZAWA
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>>10118181
Editor's note: FUCK, two Charlie horses

They must be in separate legs
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Streams teared down Kaijis face, ashe stood at the top of the structure, holding his Chips close to his chest, the ankle cuffs gripping tighter and tighter, the ropes attached to them ready to be realed in. Tonegawa stood at the bottom, holding his long microphone, grinning widely and urging him on, to drop his chips down the board.

Kaiji gulped, as he stared down the PLINKO board. a board of 200 pegs, and at the bottom, the 100,000 yen slot, surrounded by Different punishments. Directly in the slots to the immediate left and right slots would tighten the grips on his ankles, crushing the bones and perhaps the nerves, rendering him unable to walk properly forever. The ones further out controlled the slack on the ropes, pulling tighter and tighter untill his legs would be ripped from their sockets. He was a man trapped in a desperate situation, with little money to be earned in this game of chance. He closed his eyes and positioned the chip over the N, viewing in his mind over and over again, scenario upon scenario of it dropping down, untill it hovered directly over the right spot.

He gritted his teeth and imagined the sea of pirhanas awaiting beneath him, with the one steady rock, the one small step of safe land for his beacon to land, without being selfly devoured leaving him in excruciating pain! If only he hadn't accepted Those tickets from Tonegawa, Even if they were for the Price is Right, he should of known nothing is ever free...
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BEST THREAD EVER
ARCHIVE DIS SHIT if it hasn't been archived yet.
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Somehow, cornering the market on Rock is looking better and better...

... or is it?
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>>10114497

>ZETTAI ZETSUBOU!
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>>10118181

Chairman: Hee hee! Yes, Kaiji, go for the brain freeze! Tear the piece out of his head! I wonder --what will the brain look like? Will it pulse when the boy reaches in? Eee hee! Do it faster, Kaiji -- the patient's morphine is wearing off! I think he might wake up soon! Ohhhhh, what a sight that would be!

Tonegawa: Look at you, Kaiji. You are about to plunge into the brain of your friend.

All to gain that 10 million. Humans will do anything if its sum is high enough. Even if they hurt their friends in the process -- no, ESPECIALLY if they hurt their friends in the process.

But that, Kaiji, is the beauty of Human Operation. Humans do not hurt each other without a price. But even in that, there is a price that YOU must pay. Right now, Kaiji, you are feeling as much pain as Sahara will feel when he awakes. It doesn't matter that he's the one falling under YOUR knife. Your brain deludes yourself into feeling Sahara's pain. An entirely mental process.

But in the end, Kaiji, all that matters is this.

Is it you who is receiving the money? Or Sahara?
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Narrator: Every ice piece has been painstakingly removed, with the exception of those surrounding the edges. There is no piece that can be removed without causing the surrounding ice to fall through! It is Kaiji's turn, and if he loses, he will have his left hand froze solid in liquid nitrogen!

Absolute despair!

ZAWA ZAWA!
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Fuck. This is why Nightshift /a/ rocks.

ARCHIVE! (please)
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>>10118195
MOAR!!!! Price is Right Kaiji
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>>10118401

Narrator: Icy hands of destruction reach out for Kaiji! He never thought his opponent would be able to remove the last block, and now that his path has been frozen shut! Thick, impermeable ice blocks his path, with sharp sickles of death approaching from behind! The only way out is forward, but it has been sealed! A frozen fate beckons him! What move can he possibly make?!

Kaiji thinks to himself: "Shit! What can I do in this hopeless situation?! I'm going to lose my hand! Wait, don't think about that. Contemplating the stakes only serves to distract you from the game."

Kaiji's opponent chimes in: "Looks like this is one gat you won't be able to cross".

Kaiji: "Gap? Wait, that's it! It's a risky move, but it's the only one I've got. If I don't do this just right, I'll go straight to hell. I have to do it fast. In a second. No, less than a second. A half second. I'll have to be as fast as possible"

Kaiji grabs the ice mallet upside-down, and in one sudden downward motion knocks out a block of ice along the edge, the ice hammer bridging the gap between the ice chain.

Kaiji: "I did it! I can't believe it! HAHA! I survived!"

Kaiji: "Your turn!"
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>>10118401

Narrator: Icy hands of destruction reach out for Kaiji! He never thought his opponent would be able to remove the last block, and now that his path has been frozen shut! Thick, impermeable ice blocks his path, with sharp sickles of death approaching from behind! The only way out is forward, but it has been sealed! A frozen fate beckons him! What move can he possibly make?!

Kaiji thinks to himself: "Shit! What can I do in this hopeless situation?! I'm going to lose my hand! Wait, don't think about that. Contemplating the stakes only serves to distract you from the game."

Kaiji's opponent chimes in: "Looks like this is one gap you won't be able to cross".

Kaiji: "Gap? Wait, that's it! It's a risky move, but it's the only one I've got. If I don't do this just right, I'll go straight to hell. I have to do it fast. In a second. No, less than a second. A half second. I'll have to be as fast as possible"

Kaiji grabs the ice mallet upside-down, and in one sudden downward motion knocks out a block of ice along the edge, the ice hammer bridging the gap between the ice chain.

Kaiji: "I did it! I can't believe it! HAHA! I survived!"

Kaiji: "Your turn!"
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>>10118401

Narrator: Icy hands of destruction reach out for Kaiji! He never thought his opponent would be able to remove the last block, and now that his path has been frozen shut! Thick, impermeable ice blocks his path, with sharp sickles of death approaching from behind! The only way out is forward, but it has been sealed! A frozen fate beckons him! What move can he possibly make?!

Kaiji thinks to himself: "Shit! What can I do in this hopeless situation?! I'm going to lose my hand! Wait, don't think about that. Contemplating the stakes only serves to distract you from the game."

Kaiji's opponent chimes in: "Looks like this is one gat you won't be able to cross".

A sudden flash of revelation bolts through Kaiji's head.

Gap? Wait, that's it! It's a risky move, but it's the only one I've got. If I don't do this just right, I'll go straight to hell. I have to do it fast. In a second. No, less than a second. A half second. I'll have to be as fast as possible

Kaiji grabs the ice mallet upside-down, and in one sudden downward motion knocks out a block of ice along the edge, the ice hammer bridging the gap between the ice chain.

Kaiji: "I did it! I can't believe it! HAHA! I survived!"
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>>10118401

Narrator: Icy hands of destruction reach out for Kaiji! He never thought his opponent would be able to remove the last block, and now that his path has been frozen shut! Thick, impermeable ice blocks his path, with sharp sickles of death approaching from behind! The only way out is forward, but it has been sealed! A frozen fate beckons him! What move can he possibly make?!

Kaiji thinks to himself: "Shit! What can I do in this hopeless situation?! I'm going to lose my hand! Wait, don't think about that. Contemplating the stakes only serves to distract you from the game."

Kaiji's opponent chimes in: "Looks like this is one gap you won't be able to cross".

A sudden flash of revelation bolts through Kaiji's head.

Gap? Wait, that's it! It's a risky move, but it's the only one I've got. If I don't do this just right, I'll go straight to hell. I have to do it fast. In a second. No, less than a second. A half second. I'll have to be as fast as possible

Kaiji grabs the ice mallet upside-down, and in one sudden downward motion knocks out a block of ice along the edge, the ice hammer bridging the gap between the ice chain.

Kaiji: "I did it! I can't believe it! HAHA! I survived!"
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Kaiji has found himself in explosive curling!

For every stone he places in the center, he will earn 5 million yen!

However! Each stone is loaded with an impact fuse and explosives! And at the bottom of the curling ice, Kaiji's friends, Sahara! Ishida! Furuhata! They are all chained down to the ice! If Kaiji misses with his stone or pushes it too far, his friends will die!
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As Kaiji sat lining up his shot, deciding precisely where to throw his slammer, his body still fluttering from the aftershocks trembling through his body.

Each pog on the board represented a part of his body. When one was slammed off, a long strip of skin was peeled deftly off his body, while His opponent took it in hand and devoured it hungrily. Kaiji's left arm, left ribs, gluteous area, and the back of his neck were stripped bare, pain squelching his concentration.

Sensing his faultering movements, he only leaned closer and whispered "Don't worry too much bout it, you can't die....yet" And he leaned back and let out a laugh potent enough to abort the babies of a thousand mothers.

Kaiji gritted his teeth and raised his up high, and threw down his Alf-Slammer releasing the magical sands to flow through his hands, the strength of the slammer supposed to work in his favor....

But it was -TOO- heavy, the lead-ladened slammer fell heavy on top of the pugs, keeping them in place, and the Opponent only released another howl of laughter, and stood up and grabbed his smurfs-slammer, ready to toss the fatal blow to the sheep, ready for further shearing...
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Kaiji tag:
Each participant is blindfolded and left in a random location in an abandoned building. Each are given a weapon at random. Whoever is chosen to be 'it' is released in the center of the building and instructed to kill all other participants. Because there is no indication to show who is 'it', the players are forced kill anyone they run into. Whoever survives until midnight the next day is given ten million dollars.
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>>10119966
almost got me. 6/10
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Kaiji and 25 competitors are gathered in a room. with 24 chairs, and 24 floors. The middle platform of the room is an elevator, which rises one level every round. The area around the central floor is a maze, leading to the next floor. The maze is filled with deadly traps. Each competitor is given one bit of information about the maze, vital to the success of the group. But one of them must lose.

Going the wrong direction in the maze means instant death. The competitors must trust each other, remain vigilant, and make it into the room before being back stabbed.

The maze gets more complicated and dangerous as the elevator goes up, and therefore the information that must be memorized increases in amount.

On the final floor, they both must last to the very end of the maze, knowing that there is no one left to stab in the back, and their time is running out.
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>>10120122
Of course Kaiji would attempt to form some large we won't get killed if we are together super group. In the last ten minutes, it would be revealed that whoever was it was the first person he teamed up with and was only using Kaiji to gather everyone together to make them easier to pick off (lets say the person who is it gets more money for each person they kill)
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>>10120263

And what he does is makes one person look really suspicious by setting them up so everyone is in a group except the person who is suspect.
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>>10119090

This one sounds cool. Reminds me of Cube.
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Goddammit, I love nighttime /a/.
What's more, weekend nighttime /a/.

All the kiddies are busy playing Brawl and shitstorming about it in /v/.
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>>10120291
What will Kaiji do? Will he accept the man's offer to help kill the others while they're still suspicious of the outsider and split the winnings?
Will he warn his fellow teammates?
Or will he be forced to eliminate this man himself?

Zawa...
...Zawa...
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>>10120388
Holy shit, you're right. I haven't stepped into /v/ at all and don't own a Wii. Goddamn, they were fucking pissy earlier today though, they made an assload of Naruto threads.

Kaiji is fucking love.
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luls
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Several competitors are gathered in a circle on a safe zone. The red zone is a giant grill that gradually increases in temperature as the round continues. Together they form an O, over an open space with a large drop around the red zone, about 2 meters wide. The one who is randomly assigned to walk around the circle must press a button near their mark, to disable the safe zone in the area where they sit, resulting in an immediate increase in temperature, one that makes the area even hotter than the red zone. This forces the sitter to immediately get up, and leave the circle. After 25 seconds, the space in the safe zone will cool down.

Every time someone dies. (Usually from falling), the safe zone gets a little smaller, and the heat is reset.
However, anyone can occupy an unoccupied spot in the safe zone. Therefore, once the 25 seconds are up, it becomes a competition to take that space. Because of this, the fight for it starts long before the 25 seconds are up.
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Self explanatory.
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>>10118289
Fucking signed.
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Oh wow. This thread is awesome.
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Kaiji Tic Tac Toe
Kaiji Group Solitaire
Kaiji Freeze Tag

Someone come up with them. I'm too sleepy.
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Kaiji freeze tag.

The participants are fitted with gear. The person who is "it" is chosen at random and everyone else has to avoid them person. They're locked in a large room. The person who is it gets 1 million yen for every person he freezes and his equipment is set so that the jets he has disperse a freezing mix which has a short range and that encases the person he tags in ice,

Everyone else has heat jets that melt the ice, so they can unfreeze another player and let them back into the game.

The game ends when the person who is it freezes all the players, or 10 minutes elapse, in which case everyone that is not frozen at that time gets payed 1 million yen each.
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ARCHIVE
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iji freeze tag.

The participants are fitted with gear. The person who is "it" is chosen at random and everyone else has to avoid that person. They're locked in a large room. The person who is it gets 1 million yen for every person he freezes and his equipment is set so that the jets he has disperse a freezing mix which has a short range and that encases the person he tags in ice,

Everyone else has heat jets that melt the ice, so they can unfreeze another player and let them back into the game.

The game ends when the person who is it freezes all the players, or 10 minutes elapse, in which case everyone that is not frozen at that time gets payed 1 million yen each.
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Kaiji freeze tag.

The participants are fitted with gear. The person who is "it" is chosen at random and everyone else has to avoid that person. They're locked in a large room. The person who is it gets 1 million yen for every person he freezes and his equipment is set so that the jets he has disperse a freezing mix which has a short range and that encases the person he tags in ice,

Everyone else has heat jets that melt the ice, so they can unfreeze another player and let them back into the game.

The game ends when the person who is it freezes all the players, or 10 minutes elapse, in which case everyone that is not frozen at that time gets payed 1 million yen each.
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>>10119090
will cube fit on a cruise ship?
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HEY SOMEONE DO EXTREME ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS OR BALANCE BEAM WALKING!!!1
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Kaiji stares deep into the computer screen, his mind checking and double checking his instincts. If he is correct, this single move could end the match, and finally deliver him from the brink of ruin!

"This is it, Tonegawa. I've played your game, and I'm about to humiliate you in front of the entire world. If you back out now, maybe you'll save whatever is left of your pitiful reputation."

Tonegawa does not react to Kaiji's final bluff. Instead, his face remains the stolid mask it has been throughout the entire game.

Kaiji leans back, confident that this masterstroke will leave him in lady Victory's sweet embrace. After letting the smallest of smirks appear on his face, he raises his right hand, places it on the mouse, and presses Submit with a flourish!

"Beat that, Tonegawa."

"I don't need to, Kaiji-san. You've already beaten yourself."

The Chairman, looking over Kaiji's shoulder, begins to chortle and chuckle. "Drill, drill, drill!" Everyone except Kaiji is all-too-aware of how badly Kaiji failed, how he did not avoid hell itself but instead stumbled blindly into it! Hell, awaiting him in the form of the greatest of humiliation on the greatest of stages! The world stage!

"I don't need any more of your empty threats, Tonegawa. No more pain, no more humiliation. This ends here."
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I have to go to bed, so you guys better archive this so I can read it later.
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>>10117435
>>10117587

Kaiji eyes widen as he reads the replies to his post. Not one Anonymous has taken the bait!

"But, how?" Kaiji chokes out, his eyes already welling with tears. "I did everything perfectly! I found a circlejerk, and tore into it with the most scathing and contemporary commentary. Why didn't they take the bait?"

Willing to sink Kaiji even farther into hades, Tonegawa illuminates Kaiji's mistakes with frightening accuracy! "You weren't wrong, Kaiji-kun. It's true that Fukamoto's art is shit, and it's doubly true that Anonymous is circlejerking, but you've forgotten the very first rule of trolling. Because of your ignorance of that most basic fact, you've doomed yourself without my help."

Confident in Kaiji's utter demise, Tonegawa pauses to light another cigarette, only continuing after a victorious puff. A puff that disperses into thin air, all too like Kaiji's brief flirtation with victory!

Yes, Kaiji has fallen into a pit from which there is no return. A bottomless pit that exists in every man's heart, growing ever larger with each successive mistake! He has forsaken the very essence of trolling, and with it, he has lost everything he has ever worked for!

"The best troll, Kaiji-kun, is so subtle that no is sure that you're trolling at all."
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>>10121411
10/10
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I cannot believe the win of this thread.

One of my top 10 moments in /a/ in these past few years.
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Fuck yes, you are the writefaggotry ever!
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Kaiji laughed with the tenacity of a hyena, the courtroom shook gallantly to his joy. The trial had finally taken a turn in his favor.

"Sorry, but if Osamu-kun owned the knife then there's no chance......Sahara could have harmed Tonegawa. After all, there's no other proof he was anywhere near the scene of the crime."

Kaiji calmly placed another smoke in his mouth when his mind was shattered like glass dropped from a rooftop.

It settled in, like the eruption of a volcano in his heart, the true despair no normal man could crawl out of. As much as he tried, Kaiji had made it through the jungle, but was trapped by the ocean!

And then it rang out! Like the screech of a banshee, ripping through Kaiji's partially mutilated ear!

"That's it, Kaiji-san, igiari..." The calm voice across the hall that dared to object had struck Kaiji with a counter, straight through his only opening.

KO KNOCKOUT DA!

"A-A-AKAGIIII!" Kaiji began to sob as he knew he had walked right into Akagi's trap. Even if he could swim off the island of despair...lying in wait in the beach of hope like a tiger ready to pounce.
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>>10121746
SWEET FUCK, AKAGI/KAIJI AND PHOENIX WRIGHT CROSSOVER!
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>>10121746
Fuckin continue this, this could get epic.
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This thread is Win and makes /a/ worth it.
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>>10121746
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>>10121746

In Kaiji's mind the land mines exploded, leaving him a crippled and dying man on the beach. On the bright, shining horizon he saw Akagi on a raft, fleeing the scene.

Kaiji thought to himself, "That bastard, how did he make it past here, only to leave me behind with nothing."

Continued in next post...
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Itou Kaiji: Ace Attorney Continued...

In Kaiji's mind the land mines exploded, leaving him a crippled and dying man on the beach. On the bright, shining horizon he saw Akagi on a raft, fleeing the scene.

Kaiji thought to himself, "That bastard, how did he make it past here, only to leave me behind with nothing."

Akagi continued, "Your reasoning is nothing to this court. You may ask why but the problem is right in front of you. It's the knife itself. In order to understand the knife completely.....you may just have to be killed by it. Do you have it? The difference between common men and true geniuses. Let me see your might...."

Kaiji stared at his hands....desperately grabbing for a thread to make sense of his suicidal error.

...He looked at Osamu, at Sahara, and again at the knife, and again at the court record. There, he found his answer. The threads he had grabbed...he began knitting a sweater.

A sweater to smother Akagi!!

"Your Honor, in order to prove that Sahara is innocent, I just have to show that he never had once known of this knife, am I correct." Ending this statement, Kaiji fiddled with the device attached to his spine. It was something like a column of disks that ended in poisonous spines.
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Itou Kaiji: Ace Attorney Yet Again...

Kaiji knew it, he had this one pinned down to the slightest degree of error. It was like firing at a dartboard....with a jumbo jet!

"Right here, this is my evidence showing that Sahara's prints could not have gotten on the knife......the security photo of the waste disposal area!"

Kaiji whipped the photo to the Judge, nearly slicing off his nose as if it was a sickle.

Hyoudo's grin of extacy soon degraded to an expression of insanity.

"Th-Th-This is impossible! When did you obtain this!"

Kaiji sighed, a man relieved of the weight of the world. "Through the local police station...thank you, Yasuoka-san..." Trash that held up the prosperous. It was the same in society as it was in reality! "The photo depicts Sahara...throwing away his work gloves only seconds before entering the crime scene..."

Across the hall, Akagi's expression didn't change an inch...Had Kaiji finally cornered his nemesis!
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>>10122078
>>10122070

Jesus christ, this is off the charts.
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Less fukumoto shit, more bleach and naruto on this board please.
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>>10122188

-1/10

Newfags just woke up.

Post moar Ace Attorney!



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