>driving on the wrong side of the road
what is it with island nations and driving on the wrong side of the road?
There is a saying in Jamaica that goes
The left side is the right side, the right side is suicide
>wrong side of the road
he's not even driving within the lines, the cunt
They all belonged to the British and the British drives on the left side
is this bait?
whatever its not like /a/ knows how to drive a car in corners
but anon thats the right side
The ironic part is that you're the one driving on the wrong side.
no, i drive on the right side.
It's actually safer to drive on the left side
driving on the right side gives you better advantage of maneuvering, greater sight of things ahead etc
only ppl affected by britains autism insist driving on left side is better
The right side is the wrong side. I drive on the correct side of the road.
So why isn't driving on the left side the right side?
There better be someone on some other boring board being confounded by the sudden appearance of best bridge bunny.
No, that's the left side
holy fuck did /fa/s taste in shoes just drastically go down
But they're driving on the left - that is the correct side of the road. How are you supposed to defend yourself with your sword if attacked by a carriage on your left?
and that side is the correct side
Having the steering wheel on the right hand side of the car is the correct way.
THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD DRIVES ON THE >>>RIGHT<<< SIDE
>How are you supposed to defend yourself with your sword if attacked by a carriage on your right?
Question to Britistanians:
Why are you all so fucking stupid?
Driving on the left is barbaric because it allows you to draw your weapon more easily against oncoming combatants.
Driving on the right is a thing in America because settlers used multiple-horse wagons. It's easier to sit on the left and hold your whip in your right hand, so driving on the right places you closer to the center of the road.
>Implying clapistanis aren't worse
They wish they were British
Convict here. You wot mate?
>They do something different. They must be stupid.
A sign of you being retarded.
>They do something wrong. They must be different.
>A sign of you being American
i was literally disgusted when i visited UK and saw how they did everything wrong
its just a matter of time until the world comes to general consensus regarding nuking the living shit out of that miserable shithole
So you ARE retarded.
If you drive on the right, you are a fat faggot - it's scientific fact.
Sorry. Not everything here is cheeseburgers or pizza.
While driving on the right in a manual car 90% of people have to take their dominant hand off the wheel to change gear and leave their weaker hand in charge of the speeding heavy vehicle.
That sure is a sensible decision.
That's... actually a pretty good point. I always went by the assumption that most Merry-cans couldn't change gears with their off-hand.
I cannot wait for that day. All the savage godless britbongers begging for their lives as we free the shit out of them with fire and steel. Parliament, and their disgusting goddess of pestilence and darkness, which they call "The Queen", will be publically humiliated and flogged for their flagrant disregard for freedom and guns. Pizza will be declared a serving of vegetables, and gas (not petrol) will be delivered by the gallon.
No mercy for these snaggly toothed subhumans.
Yeah you should fix that.
Seriously, your food is fucking terrible
What? I am left handed and this doesn't affect me at all, what the fuck is this propaganda
what is british food anyway? dont give me fish and chips
you guys either eat that or indian/paki food
The only real difference handedness makes in driving is which way you are likely to turn to avoid a collision when you aren't thinking straight.
Right handed person will veer right.
Using your logic, changing to the correct gear is a "precise procedure" that demands your dominant hand.
Driving in a straight line left-handed isn't hard.
>He is so fucking weak that he can't even turn the steering wheel with his non-dominant hand
Are they putting estrogen or something in your tea?
>working class scum food
Real men eat Roast Beef; Bangers & Mash;
Roast Pheasant / Partridge / other shootable birds; Roast Pork; etc etc.
And so we came up with power steering. Unlike le Britons.
Only after Murrica stops using nonsensical measure units and comes over to the god tier path of the IS.
They're too stupid to handle gears.
>An invention made to make an easy task even easier
That's definitely American.
That's why they all drive automatic
It's not a matter of strength, dumbass. It's a matter of leaving your naturally less confident hand in control of something that requires dexterity and control.
In actual fact, driving on the left side of the road was the standard in pretty much the whole of Europe since at least Roman times. It has been speculated that left-side driving developed out of wanting to meet other travelers on the road with one's dominant hand towards them, to be able to greet them more naturally.
It was only the French revolutionaries, wanting to change everything for the sake of changing it, who switched it to the right side, which Napoleon then spread over the continent with his proto-EU project.
ah makes sense
So I should leave my weaker hand in charge of something precise like changing gears
>greet them more naturally.
I thought it was so you had your sword arm towards them
Probably both but I like the more violent reason
Why are they still using wheeled vehicles 74 years in the future?
For the same reason we've been using wheeled vehicles 74 years in the past.
so left side is suicide?
>that feel when your country uses the wrong side of the road and you can't drive a car brought straight from Jap.
>importing a car from Japan
You wanna tell me which direction that car is going? It seems to have a side mirror in the back but the front seems more like a bumper.
What's going on?
>muh country > ur country retarded banter
It's like I'm really on /sp/
because cars made in EU or for the EU are mostly crap.
I think you'll find that that is the correct side of the road, Mr Burger
>i was literally
Please stop butchering our good language. Make your own one if you want to savage it.
Americans don't drive manual cars anyway. I don't think they can figure it out.
Sure thing. Why don't you get a licence first
Top lel. They have to have cars that practically drive themselves as they are so clueless. And its not like driving in the US is difficult since its 99% straight lines.
It's more about being obscure, then being fashionable over at /fa/
Everyone except britbongs drives on the right side of the road dickweed
>clearly jealous of superior American cars and roads
>having no real control over your car
>not trusting its machine spirit
get a load of this heretek
Sure, superior at not going around corners and crashing. American cars handle like ass.
Its telling when a nation prefers a motorsport that involves shit cars going around in a circle for two hours over fuckaweome Formula 1.
no it doesn't that is silly
Oh noooooo, automation and convenience.
You put us dumb murricans in our place.
I thought I clicked on /pol/ there for a second, but I guess it goes to show there's shitflinging retards everywhere.
>the rest of the world is Murrica
There's Europe too and most people here use manual transmission.
And then there's India, and like 20 more former colonies.