another mg thread
best girl edition
Friendly reminder that slutccubi are shit that will fuck others behind your back, and you could do so much better
Wilmarina best girl.
should have chose a mge succubus
too bad she's claimed
too bad she's in the same territory as druella
So, can we continue the paladin/kitsune story?
Obligatory best girl.
Reminder that Druella did nothing wrong.
She truly is a goddess. Care to post more Dullahann?
any saves to pastebin on this story?
I was reading, refreshed and 404'd
ugh, something about corruption just doesn't sit right with me
What if Druella was slain? Would everything go back to the way it was? What if in Dark Souls fashion the hero was laid out a choice to ascend as the next demon lord and change the rules or leave the throne void so the age of monster would end and the age of man would begin? Pic somewhat related.
But Druella isn't the demon lord
Pretty sure the OP of that story went to bed without leaving one. Best to keep an eye out for him and bug him to make one.
Last thread for those who need/want it.
manticore is bestest girl
There's something about elven Dullahan that improves both of them. Nice.
Wanting to watch the world fuck IS inherently more noble than burning it. You can at least go somewhere from there.
4chanX would auto-direct you to archive, otherwise can use the search there.
Chapter 1 of Dhampir story from last night: http://pastebin.com/MKte70pw
>Responses to last thread.
>thanks, looks good.
Awesome, think I'll be most nervous about the start.
>Oh boy. I was wondering when you'd show us what you've got done.
Yeah, starting from blank is a little slow, took a couple days to get through, but I wanted it done. I'll be juggling this and other things so maybe out once a week. Might try to work out the next chapter sooner, then get into a rhythm of weekend updates.
I agree with every of your points
Druella is only a daughter of the demon lord, the fourth oldest to be exact
Oh LDR, you're a funny guy.
Seriously kinda on the fence about the whole hooking up with Lilim or Succubus thing.
>be a paladin in heavy armor
>have succubus fetish
My God what should I do?
[x] Persist on being a hero.
Renounce the church. Steal the power of the light instead of asking for its blessing. Make army of succubutt children. Gain the death mark of every church in the country. Be your own man. Live the dream
Druella is a Lilim, one of many daughters of the Demon Lord
Killing her won't do much other than enrage her servants, her parents and most of her sisters.
Killing the Demon Lord means that her daughters will attain the title, which in the case of Druella means humanity is in an even worse spot than before, while the Queen of Hearts would turn everything into Corruption of Champions for her own amusement.
Kill them all and then yes, there's a chance for things to go back to the way they were unless a monster who wants to retain the current system becomes Demon Lord. But this is periodic one-sided slaughter orchestrated by the Chief God to keep population and technology down for some unknown purpose.
Leaving the throne void won't do shit, the current Chief God at the time will simply place a monster of their choosing there if one doesn't try anyway.
Or one of the gods sympathetic toward monsters like Poseidon will become the new Demon Lord.
Or the Fallen God, who is the closest the MGE has to Slaanesh.
Take sucubbi prisoners. Fuck them senseless in the dungeons, while remain a hero in the peoples eyes. At least thia ia the dark knight route.
So is this nigga our only hope?
>Fucking succubi senseless
lolwut. You'll lose way before they do in a battle of sex.
You'll never know. Maybe your a natural.
>Group of elites kill a Lilim
>Results in an endless onslaught set against them.
>They stand their ground, fighting atop an ever growing mountain of corpses.
>They eventually die from exhaustion setting their deeds in stone as legend.
I'm a sucker for last/final stands.
Druella seems much more closer to the Fallen God than to her mother.
You and me both, brother.
Although I have a severe case of self-inserting.
She's in white and looks so happy! Pure as a soaking cum bath!
Wait, as driven snow! Pure things.
Hooking up with a Lilim or Succubus, though. Well, on Lilim front if you become her husband that's pretty high on the power and prestige scale. Otherwise she'd sort of absorb you into her worldly harem of joining you with monster girls to love one another. Like some demonic dating service you didn't ask for.
If you go by MGE, she mindbreaks you on sight anyway so fuck options.
Succubus have the figure-adapting magic to make them perfect for their mate, but still very base sexual creatures. So basically probably more erotic and limitlessly passionate than other monster girls, but also less wholesome. Paladins at your door and all that.
Believe that you can 'cleanse' her demonic ways with holy dickings, enjoy rigorous inquisition sessions with her.
The best end is when the hero (the elites in this case) joins the "bad" side and they convert in antagonists.
Maybe it's the fact you're completely rewriting the person getting corrupted, often without their choice in the matter. Furthermore, you're destroying their aspirations, hopes and dreams.
In the case of the fallen maidens, they stopped being strong and independent warriors, and became nothing but cumdumpsters for those poor "you" faggots. I bet those "you" guys didn't even get a say in the matter
Ushit-oni a shit
Corruption a shit.
Succusluts a shit
Dark Matter a shit
He'd probably face the same problem the Demon Lord's currently facing
Chief Goddess has her own dimension to kick back in, that no one can enter without her or the other deities' permission. Humans and monsters get kicked out on entry. Virtually untouchable, the goddess is residing in there after almost being slain by the current Demon Lord.
Her insistence on maintaining the previous system also means that monsters are rapists unable to control their lust, who only birth more monster girls, placing humanity and monsters alike at a risk of extinction. The Demon Lord can't do anything about this except corrupt the world to the point that the Chief God is completely stripped of power
She's a noted member of that radical faction within the Demon Lord's army, as are the Devil race of monster girls. They may wish for the same kind of coexistence as the Demon Lord herself, but where the Demon Lord simply wants to replace the old order with a new one the radical faction desires nothing more than power and a world of endless lust.
The Apophis is pretty similar, being a god of darkness and chaos corrupted into a monster girl.
>Like some demonic dating service you didn't ask for.
Sounds like a nightmare.
Would you a yandere Lilim
Yandere any monster girl is a bad idea.
Oh come on Anon. Everyone knows that yandere of any kind is best love
Suicide is the only option
And if possible some quick way, like a knife in your heart
>Yandere Lilim chases your soul down into the Underworld to drag you back, regardless of what Hades says
But that's silly Anon. She would just feed you mermaid blood to heal you.
And she can't have you killing yourself, so she's has to take precautions
And even still, if we're going by MGE, Lilim are basically proximity automatic mindbreak, so you wouldnt even want to kill yourself
Never even understood the appail of yandere, plus lilim. Holy fuck, death is a better option.
There's no escape
There will be no end
You will be hers, forever and all infinity
What exactly do you mean by that?
Yandere mermaid. Feeds you her blood in secretive ways in order to extend your life so she can be with for a near literal forever.
Possibly the occasional force feeding. Best when fresh!
Oh you know. She can't have you trying to hold a knife or some other object to try and kill yourself, so atleast your hands will have to go
Morning star to the face.
>not think of the possibilities edition
She remind me of this one.
I kind of wonder what a yandere Lilim would even do. Putting aside some of the sillier fluff of having no say whatsoever as soon as you see her, she's a powerful demon that has you to herself already. That said, she could do all that body modification fun, keep you inside her dark matter zone and just do things to your mind until you have no concept of life beyond her existence and she becomes divinity. You'd be the happiest little teddy.
They were good men.
Anubis is a bro, He'd protect me.
>That said, she could do all that body modification fun, keep you inside her dark matter zone and just do things to your mind until you have no concept of life beyond her existence and she becomes divinity. You'd be the happiest little teddy.
That is literally the dumbest shit I've ever read.
What's the point of raising them to be warriors if they never kill their targets?
it's like a one use assassin that might not even do the job because she's met some fucker on the road.
Or the fact that most nobles tend to be fat men. Think about that, her sole purpose is to become the sex slave of a fat old man. Why don't they just commit suicide as soon as they can hold a blade?
So translation when?
>Anubis is a bro, he'd protect me
Oh Anon, its like you don't know how this works
I'm talking about the actual god, not a jackal cosplayer who serves a pharaoh though.
The new chapterof MM, what else?
>Kunoichi comes to kill you
>show her your dick
>get a new girl
thats a stupid assassin, i'd rather hire a Salamander mercenary
Incubus can transform their bodies, so they're no more fat if I remember correctly.
Well, gotta be more specific, there is a lot of things that need translating.
Anubis is a race of monster girls. They aren't explicitly mentioned to govern over death. They just serve the various Pharaohs throughout the great desert.
They're also nothing compared to a Lilim.
Lilim can also make their own Spirit Realms, which are alternate dimensions entirely. Wonderland is one such Lilim-Spirit Realm.
She'll stay with you in it, never to age, for as long as reality itself allows.
It's noted that most monster warriors aren't all that viable in long term use for that reason. Extremely powerful compared to anything a human can accomplish, but prone to abandoning their duties the very moment they find a decent mate.
I suppose that they change their side. We must remember that Demon Lord doesn't like to kill if she can avoid it.
Yo better check yoself before yo shrek yoself
>being a betrayet of the Light
Heretics and Succubi.
Anyone else think that the Pharaoh is among the most retarded monsters in MGE?
It's principle /a/non
Imagine your parents telling you that you're gonna fuck a massive 3D landwhale (our 2D is their 3D) and you're gonna like it, and if you fuck her enough, she might become attractive, but you have to fuck her lots and lots
Daily reminder that we will never see a metroid monster girl.
why? she is almost a goddess, they even needed to create the Apophis to take care of her
This guy gets it.
Time to fall back on my other bro
Thank the Lord. Would be a slime with jaws. Fuck that.
She's not even close to one.
And her stupidly high level charisma is complete bullshit.
Have fun being stuck to a bench for all eternity
Though I will admit Hades is the bro-est of the Greco-Roman gods
We will. Massive metroid fan drawfag reporting in. Once i get my laptop back, will definitally draw them.
>Something that clearly took inspiration from the literal god of the fucking dead
>Serves a cosplaying pharaoh
Good job KC you fucking faggot
Nah, there are more types of metroid. For instance a metroid prime would be cool.
>Despite being monsters, Pharaohs wield a power level akin to that of a god, a mighty monster that commands powerful Anubis and Sphinx.
how is she not even close to one?
her job basically is to bring all life back to the deserts, i don't know how this is stupid
they are literally humans turned into gods
the only remotely monsterous traits is that they have the same cracked, sensitive skin as the mummy and require consumption of spirit energy for magic
they aren't even cosplay-tier
>And her stupidly high level charisma is complete bullshit.
MGE is full of that. you're completely fucked, figuratively and literally, the moment you run into a magical monster
My body is ready.
>First form requires to to switch sexual positions to harm her
>Second form requires you to use your Hyper D
But here is not a probability, all the incubus can do it.
Sadly it can take 1-2days, but im already thinking on the designs. I want to draw a regular, a hunter, fusion, and prime.
Heh, aim to please. It's fun to think about, if crazy.
Oh yeah, Queen of Hearts is supposed to be a Lilim, and she 'made' the Jabberwock out of spite.
So with that in mind, and a little freedom of will, a yandere lilim could warp anything she thought was a threat to your affection into your worst nightmare, leaving you to flee from it in a Spirit Realm until she's satisfied that you want nothing more than her salvation, then 'smite' the evil creature and be the heroine you deserve.
Then the most passionate worship sex ever.
Have you all planned out your valentine's day for you and your waifus yet, /a/? I'm sure they will all be filled with romance, love and hand-holding
Hmm, we shall see how this turns out.
after a few sessions.
it still doesn't change the fact that they're specifically brought up to be sex slaves
>They regard the men that they enthrall as their lords, and stay by their sides as loyal attendants
So despite the fact that they're much stronger than whatever faggot they just broke, they still consider themselves to be inferior, and remain under him. That's just fucking bullshit. It sounds beta as fuck too
I'm starting to wonder what passes for gods in the MGE world.
If undead mages with high charsma count, then was else does?
I'll just feel more sad that she isn't real. ;_;
i am diamonds here
What if she did this >>101146082 and >>101145106 at the same time
A quiet night in.
love this meme
The pharaohs don't count as undead
And the "real" gods like the chief goddess or Poseidon are a whole different matter from the pharaohs.
But yeah there are many mgs that are worshipped, Lamiacults, elemental cults, cults for the other divinities in the chief goddess' pantheon.
Hell in the Zipangu region being an above average power mg is sufficient to get a cult.
I thought you said you slept Hound...
by god, you are thinking about a omnipowerful one, like in monotheistic religions
Pharaoh is more of a desert deity
Im not spending it with her, I'm spending it with my greatest friend, Whiskey-chan
Mainly because Valentine's Day painfully reminds me that my waifu will never be real and that all real women are cruel, heartless monsters that will never love you
Why do you never post the superior Oni?
>Ooh look she has some bandages and she's sitting on a snake!
Wow, really, I mean Cheshire still has cat ears, a tail and some fur/paws. And Hatter has a coat made out of fucking mushroom. Pharaoh doesn't even have that.
I always read corruption stuff in MGE as being less an overwrite, and more everyone letting loose in a big way. Sort of like everybody having a FETISH ACQUIRED moment, but writ large. I realise this probably isn't the case a lot of the time, but I can convince myself that it is because I'm reading a slightly clunky translation of a fairly weak Japanese writer, so I can explain away the nastier corruption as an artefact of awkward writing.
Certainly helps me remain diamond.
At least the Apophis made up for the Pharaoh's lack of monster traits
It's 10 am, I should be, you know, awake.
Because I doubt Yuugi is into being treated like a princess.
>waking up at 10
you lazy fuck.
but why is this a problem now?
what she needed to be a monster?
be deformed? have a tail? what?
Nonsense. You should be asleep until at least 3pm.
The corruption that the Demon Lord does is sort of what you're describing.
Some monsters like the Apophis can completely overwrite people.
Druella starts off with a more potent version of the Demon Lord's corruption, and then brainwashing and addiction on top of that if they aren't depraved enough to match her twisted ideology.
So you'd be being chased by some inexplicable horror beyond your 'adjusted' concept of reality, in a realm where rules you may have known don't even count, and you only know the existence of one being that can possibly save you? You probably can't actually go insane at that point but fuck, that'd be pretty horrifying.
It's the JRPG idea of gods. Something very powerful, but not omnipotent, omniescent or even entirely immortal.
The Hero, notably, defeated the Chief God.
I've been up since 6, just now checking all my emails.
I like to be, you know, somewhat productive.
Time to end yourself, not only are you saved, but it's the biggest "fuck you" to whoever put you in that position because they wanted to break you
What kind of inhuman monster are you?
inkei was right. You're scary.
Well I was thinking along the lines of
>creates beast based off your deepest fears to chase you
>you get scared to the point of being broken mentally
>she saves you
>she then puts you in that dark matter thing and completely breaks you
You're way beyond the point where you could actually make a decision like that anon
I know, I just extend the less unpleasant version to things like Druella using awkward writing and DBZ style meaningless power-creep to explain away the change. Writers with no sense of scale just ramping up all the numbers and gluing in superlatives to try and make it outdo the earlier stuff even if it becomes totally meaningless.
I think it would have it would have passed that point, where instead you would run to her to comfort you and to make the 'scary monster' go away
Like she has imprinted onto you that she is a source of comfort and security, much like a child is to her mother or a dog is to his master
that's most likely the case.
>N-no g-guys druella did nothing wrong. I-t's the... it's the daemon lord that's the good one. P-paladin fags are the w-worst ruining true love with their bloodlust.
Jesus fucking christ
Well its better drinking with another member of the lonely hearts club. Cheers mate.
a pharaoh is not a monster. and anubis should have dog traits
if armstrong were a monstergirl which girl would he be?
Wonder if anyone coped a feel on those chesticles.
>demon lord supporters
they're fucked in the head and fail to understand her ideology if they do that
We're not even discussing Druella
We're discussing yandere lilims
I never said anything like that, I just participated in describing what having a lilim be yandere for you would be like.
>if armstrong were a monstergirl which girl would he be?
A Salamander with way too much power for her own good
So in the lovely land of MGE, it seems every male is a betamax of the highest order. What would happen if we were to put in a male that was not necessarily "alpha", but he wanted to fuck everything? As in, he would repeatedly find monster girls, rape them, then move on to another one shortly after. Almost like Rance, minus the "world conquering" aspect, and less asshole-ish.
Go inna woods > find MG > stalk it until it's in a vulnerable state > jump out and rape it mercilessly > finish up and find another MG
a golem made from steel, ashes and hatred and freedom
by your logic, then any of the undead should monster girls
rape is not nice.
A type of Golem. With traits similar to that of a T-1000?
Well we all benefit from the coloring so i guess you're not THAT scary.
dat ushi-oni from last night.
you'd end up causing all the previous mgs you raped to follow you seeking their "husband" since they become addicted to your sperm and need it to live. Eventually when you rape something too strong for you to kill it will tie you down and repeatedly rape you.
You should read a bit of the MGE world setting books, then you would see that that won't really work out.
Demonic energy is one helluva drug, and you'd get stuck with a MG pretty quickly.
And then all the other MGs that were following you show up
Most monster species are actually pretty damn receptive toward those who want to fuck them.
He wouldn't have too much trouble. Hell of a lot of monster women stalking him for his hand in marriage though.
He'd probably be crowned king, or nothing bad would happen to him, because in KC's setting nothing bad is ever allowed to happen to the Male
Ok what about sundowner? As far as I know there aren't any mgs with extra arms.
Oh, one following the other, sure. Uses the beast to chase you into fervent devotion to her divine power and love for you. You'd go willing and eager into anything she wanted, then. She'd be so happy knowing you'd come to understand her love and that you 'want' her to erase all the bad things.
Plus side, no more nightmares, just a world of unbound pleasure and affections.
You gonna get protected.
It#s really hard to attribute the MGR characters a monster girl since their values, tech level and character defining traits are so completely opposite.
Eycept for dullahan for Monsoon you could pretty much simpy say any weapon using Monster girl would make as much sense as the next, since the mgr bosses' gimmicks simply do not translate so well.
It's really hard to attribute the MGR characters a monster girl since their values, tech level and character defining traits are so completely opposite.
Except for dullahan for Monsoon you could pretty much just say any weapon using Monster girl would make as much sense as the next, since the mgr bosses' gimmicks simply do not translate so well.
Also there are no Monster girls known for using shields so it's especially hard for sundowner
Why aren't albino dark elves a thing?
This got me thinking.
How whould a story about a fanatic paladin, and a yandere Lilim be?
Reminder that succubi are filthy, no good cheating whores that will fuck your friends, Dad, and all their ex-boyfriends. WHORES
in the MGE universe?
He would crumble in a matter of minutes most likely
If you include >>101147417 >>101146082 >>101145106 >>101146805
Then I am all for it
he's not the bro-est. He's just not as assholish as the rest. He got the bitch he wanted for half a year and he is content instead of raping beautiful maidens on altars of raging bitch goddesses that take their anger out on the raped maiden because they can't do shit to a god.
Unless its a yandere succubus
Do you really think that? Good, more girls for me.
>I refuse to have sex with you because-Where'd my armor go?!
>Just relax my silly paladin and let me take care of all your needs!
>No, I will not cuuuUUUuUum!
>see, isn't that nice? Just cum over and over again as much as you like.
>NooOooO! I... want to... be a... paladiIIiIiin!!!
>What's that? you want to cum inside of me over and over again? Sound fun!
realistically if a lilim decides that she wants anyone they have no choice in the matter, especially so for a yandere lilim.
Not only that, but seeing how they are basically automatic mindbreak, its not like there was a choice to begin with, even if she doesn't actually want to marry you
>Like some demonic dating service you didn't ask for.
I'm now imagining monstergirl dating services. Monstergirl matchmakers doing their earnest best to help their clients find love, though it largely boils down to them recommending men to stalk if they think they have a compatible profile. Little leaflets of dating tips for making a great first impression, with such pearls of wisdom as "try to tone it down on the rape a bit"
I finally did it. I had a lucid dream about a Monster Girl.
>Be me in dream
>Go to house across the street
>Tall burly man with hard to understand voice in
>qt3.14 pure succubus daughter who was hardcore christian next to him
>He tries to give me spaghetti
>Tell him I just came to say hi
>He says "oh"
>Remember my mother told me they wanted to give me spaghetti for some reason
>"Oh, well I guess I could go for some Spaghetti right now"
>Go inside in their dining room
>Everything is fancy and white
>Spaghetti plate has corn and tomato sauce and green beans
>Use fork to play around with plate
>Succubus daughter leaves the room, just me and father and spaghetti
And then I woke up. I can't wait to have more dreams about Monster Girls!
It would only work if he was crazy
that's pathetic anon.
This is way too funny.
The only way to beat the daemon lord is to get a new champion of humanity. This champion must be the oposite of a caring paragon, he must be willing to take any risk, and do his duty. He must be so completely and irrevocably bat-fuck insane that the corruption of the daemon realm would just wash off him. He must be a bloodthirsty murderer who is right at home cleaving apart monstrous abominations no matter how cute they look. He has to be completely morally compromised, so that even when a succubus tries to charm him, the magic would only make him more bloodthirsty.
Assuming non-automatic falter setting and that she wants to toy with him;
A string of warped realities where his holy actions and righteous intent meet with regret and suffering, slowly eroding his faith in that he's doing the right thing and is a good person.
All he ever wanted was someone to appreciate and care for what he did. She becomes a stronger presence in his mind, even though he still believes her to be a prime evil, perhaps his hands are too stained to follow the light any longer. Perhaps his faith has already forsaken him.
Yeah, I'm noting it down for later use.
>He must be a bloodthirsty murderer who is right at home cleaving apart monstrous abominations no matter how cute they look. He has to be completely morally compromised, so that even when a succubus tries to charm him, the magic would only make him more bloodthirsty
And then is when the Monster Lord's husband beats you in a fight.
Does anybody happen to have a story that involves elites wrecking shit and going down as legends?
i am looking for the pastebin containing the manticore and Cheshire story, but i cant find it in the pastebin.
does anyone have a link ?
the futacat one?
I didn't say he would be weak, plus he(or she if you're into bat fuck insane bloodthirsty female murderers) would be blessed by the chief god and recognised as a champion of humanity.
And no matter how you look at it, a murderer of monsters completely without compassion is more noble than that scumbag race traitor faggot who wants to corrupt and end the human race, and ensure a period of stagnation.
>not using armor enchanted with wisdom buffs
>not bringing along a cleric for Protection from Evil, Holy Word, Antilife Shell and Holy Aura
Everyone has good lucrid dreams, while I get the fucked up ones.
>"However, as for the demon's lord's power, every time the demon lord stores power, every time the monsters increase in number, and every time the demon realm expands, it grows stronger. If the demon lord's power continues to increase at this rate, eventually she'll be able to completely overwrite and establish the monster girls' settings. If it occurs, then incubi will end up also being born from monster girls. Human men and monster girls will seek one another, and then it can lead to the rebirth of a new human race."
> If it occurs, then incubi will end up also being born from monster girls.
The only thing that the order does is interfere with the advent of the true paradise, and support a goddess that wants humanity to stay small, ignorant and powerless
>Actually helping or doing something useful
These faggots are too busy worrying about how to fuck as many monsters as possible to consider the other possibilities
forming a Pathfinder style party to:
>Go into the desert and raid tombs of all the gold within
>Becoming bounty hunters
>Becoming renowned dragonslayers
>Becoming politicians or tavern owners
>Becoming farmers and helping local economy
No, it's all about how to fuck monsters, and fuck anything else, because as long as anon gets his dick wet in horse/spider/snake/bird/squid/whateverthefuckelse pussy he's happy
>would be blessed by the chief god and recognised as a champion of humanity.
The husband have the power of a God, you know, it's not a simply human.
And the husband was the first big hero of humanity, it's like your shitty young hero, but with decades of experience.
It's like if you try to compare a chaos space marine from the horus heresy with a loyal space marine with less than 1 year of experience in combat.
>New human race
>No humans present at all, just Monstergirls and Incubi
>Everyone's too busy fucking to make any kind of useful scientific advancement not related to sex
>Human men and women will cease to exist
The end of an era, the beginning of stagnation
Monster apologist pls
Imagine being tied to a tree and having Salamanders brand odd symbols into your flesh. And it's one of those dreams where you can FEEL it.
>Playing with a shit party
The cleric was the guy keeping us alive through all the boss fights
what is strongest?
Ideal or lust?
It's like you've never heard of heroic willpower
You haven't read the MGE settings books have you?
The only one who has really brought stagnation is the chief god
By branding do you mean putting her hot dick on your skin? Don't sound too bad.
>not wanting to be branded by Salamander
Do you even love her?
It might be possible to resist her proximity mindbreak. The MGE says people fall for her the instant they see her, right? What if, now hear me out on this, what if we sent someone who was blind, but could still fight, to kill her? Like that guy from HnK who's name I can't remember.
depends your level.
>Decades of experience
Maye in how to fuck his wife and fuck over humanity
And besides, this guy would have the power of a god too, seeings how he's effectively humanities last hope.
In the end it comes down to Plot armour Vs Plot armour.
She shakes my faith
I want futafags to leave
forgot to link.
you could pull it off if you are as pure as gav. or badass like ozzmar the half ork berzerker Palladin.
provide me with a citation on the chief god being the only one to cause stagnation
>too busy worrying about how to fuck as many monsters as possible
>not going after one girl to spend all of eternity with you
What do you think we are? NTR-fags?
Branding as in "Take a red hot piece of shaped metal and jam it into your skin".
Humans and monsters are beings that were created by god and ordained to kill each other.
In this world, the blood of humans and monsters has been repeatedly spilled as they slaughter one another. A system that goes on ad infinitum was constructed. (p.210)
everytime humanity gained a certain amount of prosperity the chief god would power up the monsters in order to push them down again, and then when the monsters were just about to annihilate them she would cause a hero for the humans to be born to push the monsters back
Corruption rape and mindbreak are shit tier fetishes too, so I wouldn't be surprised. Plus, you faggots like slutccubi, how do you not enjoy NTR
Kill her, then grow to hate love and continue to purge monsters.
Are we talkin "You belong to me" kind of branding in a fucked up loving kind of way. (Burnt flesh fucking hurts yo)
"You belong to be, you are slave property" only useful for sex kind of branding.
>Humans and monsters are beings that were created by god and ordained to kill each other.
>In this world, the blood of humans and monsters has been repeatedly spilled as they slaughter one another. A system that goes on ad infinitum was constructed. (p.210)
everytime humanity gained a certain amount of prosperity the chief god would power up the monsters in order to push them down again, and then when the monsters were just about to annihilate them she would cause a hero for the humans to be born to push the monsters back
You do know that in order to get where he is, the Old Hero had to kick all kinds of ass.
He's probably level 90+ comparred to any new Hero who would be roughly 20+.
Do not give in to her feminine whiles, brother. behind that beautiful body lies a wicked soul that must be purged.
I would say were more into yandere than slutccubi
Yeah, but the new hero gets hax from the game devs.
Am I the only one tired of all these "puny humans" stories? There's no way a man in MGE never thought to train his body, learn magic and maybe form a guild or such group to protect himself and his loved ones, right? Humanity wins in the end, monster, gods and horros be damned
You mean the dev that has gotten her ass kicked by said hero?
Welcome to the Club of True Love and Justice.
No gods, no masters
When did the Race Traitor scumbag ever attack the chief god?
i like to imagine that on one of the more secluded MGE continents there is a kingdom/nation that was able to tech up a bit and invent means of protecting yourself from and discovering demonic energy, and who take no shit from gods or monsters
>Naturally, the chief god was furious. She tried to eliminate the demon lord. She gave the power to slay the demon lord to a hero according to the system at the time, but since the hero betrayed the chief god and went on the side of the demon lord, the attempt at eliminating the demon lord ended in failure. The strongest of the monsters, the demon lord, and the strongest of humanity, the hero, joined hands to create a new world together. The demon lord who is a succubus, and the hero who was made an incubus by their hands, can increase each other's power infinitely by continuously having sex due to their nature. Their power has already reached the level of a god, and not even the chief god was able to destroy them. The chief god was gravely wounded in the battle, and as of the present, she can't move freely, so she's manipulating humans into doing her bidding through the church, giving many humans the power of a “hero,” and frequently sending extermination squads at the demon lord.
It's said you can resist the Lilim's charm aura, it's just pretty damn hard. Your best shot is to be an experienced Hero (as in, blessed by the gods hero, not a random adventurer hero of which there are plenty in the MGE). Can't accomplish that? Better have high willpower.
But even when you get past that there's the magic and seduction.
It's said monster society and culture flourishes more than any human society even though sex is a key part of their life. and then there's >>101149372
Yeah I checked the artists other works and now I want to purge instead
Interesting I heard someone once. mention "the greatest evil is that which prevents others from living."
this is some owlman earth prime bullshit scenario.
If the fanatic paladin was the chosen hero instead of your average joe, might be nice since he could resist corruption
Or so innocent and pure Read:dense that their charms do nothing.
Hmmm...where is the Paladin and Kitsune writebro?
Why does the tratior hero still have the chief god's blessings on him? Can't she revoke it and make him a weakling again? Hell the reason the demon lord is powerful is partially because she has the fallen hero as a mana battery for her
>succuslut gets a bit thicker every time you "feed" her
>succuslut looks like this after a month
>asks for more
School and all that stuff.
Incubi get stronger by having sex just like succubi,
and he has been doing pretty much nothing else but banging the demon lord for the last few centuries
It's not so much a mana battery, so much as they've become a perpetual motion machine of sex.
These stories about an AWESOME BADASS HUMAN WITH ENOUGH WILLPOWER TO OVERCOME MONSTER GIRL CHARMS are retarded.
You don't need any of that shit.
You just need a guy crazy enough to chop his testicles off.
Has there any been any paladins or heroes that specialize in archery? Sniping monsters from far away with holy arrows would be a good way of preventing you from getting corrupted.
>You just need a guy crazy enough to chop his testicles off
That's not her getting fat anon, that's her getting pregnant.
and then a sufficiently powerful succubus makes them regrow with magic
I doubt anyone here has the balls to do that.
Enjoy getting turned into an alp.
Why is the thought of a succubus getting pregnant sound so wonderful?
Can't go that route without becoming a slutty Alp the moment you run into demon energy.
Either she can't (and this might be the case considering Wilmarina, Primera and that Dark Priest are on par with demigods) or he's just growing in power way too quickly for it to even matter. When they aren't having apocalyptic arguments over their ideologies they're busy fucking. It's been like this for at least centuries.
If that's all you have, I'm sure the holy church of whatever the fuck would be willing to make an army of eunuchs to send at her until she runs out of demon juice to do that shit, at which point they kill her.
>Anon kun! I want some icecream!
No idea, but I just imagine an extra loving girl who wants to cuddle.
Oh boy magic!
>In drunken moment of clarity, an idea.
>Apply magical reinforcements to body. Namely muscles.
>Too much muscle power, Snap some bones in a fight.
>Duh apply reinforcements to bones as well.
>Get into drunken fist fights at the local tavern for monster girls.
>Get thrown out multiple times a month. All that furniture you break in those fights with the oni add up..
>Livin the dream
>Traveler passes though one day.
>Tag along with him to further studies and the pursuit of alcohol.
>Become an man of elite status among mortals
>Hunt down a Lilim with comrades.
>Limitless onslaught of demons assault your party for revenge.
>Stand ground, fight for days in the bliss of battle lust.
>Die without regret along side your fallen comrades atop a mountain of corpses.
>Your body slowly crumbling away from the overflow of magic pumped into the very fiber of your being for days.
>Deeds set in stone as legend. To man and monster alike.
It's not a matter of her running out of magic
It's that reality itself gets fucked the moment it runs into demonic energy, which is radiated by literally every monster girl and has terraformed entire kingdoms into Demon Realms
hell, more of it is produced every time a monster consumes spirit energy, which is obtained from something as simple as eating
eunuchs just aren't going to work, especially not when the Alps are going to find a way to sate their lust using the remaining eunuchs and each other
That magical transfer of giving a monster spiritual energy and her giving you demonic energy making you both keep powering up is such bullshit, you can't make more energy than the amount of energy you put in.
Also I really really hate settings where the normal good guys(chief god) are played as villains while the bad guys(demon lord) are played as the good guys. It fills my veins with righteous fury. Chief god should be some form of good, lawful,neutral,chaos not this bullshit from the MGE universe
Rather than a paladin stuck in the MGE-universe I'd rather be an ancient lich, sealed away for a long time. Finally breaking the seal as the corruption spreading through the lands weakens the ancient holy seals keeping you trapped on another plane.
>displeased with the state of affairs
>those so-called "undead" are mockeries of true unlife. they are fueled by the desires of the living flesh
>even the heroes don't do their job properly
>nobody has even heard of you or the dark god you once swore allegiance to in exchange for eternal unlife
>all those tainted souls, unfit for experiments
>on the upside: the old gods who might have intervened when you tried to push the rules of the multiverse a little too much are weakened too
>craft a bunch of magic rods with 1 mage's disjunction / day on touch [finally a use for those piles of gemstones. other than trapping souls of course]
>tap those so-called monster girls with them so they revert to their monstrous states
>watch them rampage through the lands as in the old days
>all those fresh, uncorrupted corpses to raise
>maybe even some adventurers that won't be surprised that YES, I'M A MALE LICH. AND NO I DO NOT WANT TO COPULATE WITH YOU
>ANON! I want some of that special yogurt. NOW.
A pregnant succubus would be dangerous, she'd change your diet, to get you producing the most and best tasting stuff you could produce.
>And then a high ranking general sends a lich to your grave you revive you to fight for the demon lord
It's fucking MAAAAGIIIIC
As you make way through the Black Forest, you come across the edge of this cursed forest. There, you see it. The Castle of Aluvain, the Fifth Lilim. The lair of the disgusting beast that you swore by the Chief God you would kill. You had begun your journey from the Great Chapel, the holiest place a mortal could be, so that you could smite this monstrosity before it corrupted human lands.
On your journey, you came across a large amount of disgusting sights. Those kitsune orphan abominations weeping over their mother which you had purged. You took pride in sending them to hell with her. Men willingly being married to those disgusting creatures. Even having children together! How disgusting! You gladly purged those heretics and their 'family' without prejudice.
Your memories of the journey aside, you were standing in front of the gates of the castle, ready to slaughter all inside.
You do realize that, the way MGE is written at the moment, both the chief god and the demon lord are two sides of the same coin, right?
>Be Demon lord
>Sitting down after fucking a room full of incubi
>Life is good
>Messenger rushes in
>Someone's attacking the castle
>I don't care, someone else will just fuck the fight out of him.
>Decide to watch anyways through my whacky magic crystal ball, maybe I'll schlick off while watching
>Ooh, this one's tough.
>Just cut through a whole line of guards
>Wait, one of them's pinned him down.
>Time to fa-
>Wait a minite, did he just chop his dick off?
>Oh shit, he did.
>Stabs the guard that had him. Keeps moving like nothing happened, holy shit.
>Daughter stands in front of him and he freezes
>Too bad, he was doing so well too.
>Starts playing with him, demonic energy finally turns him into an alp
>Well, show's ove-
>Oh shit! He(?) just cut off his wings and tail
>OH FUCK, he just impaled Druella on his horns
>This motherfucker's crazy!
>Gotta grab my concubines and run for i-
>WHY'S HE SMILING OH GOD FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Get the attention of the gate keeper, and demand enterance
> "No. Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"
Challenge the Lilim to a duel
Holy shit Anon
When did these topics become about purging monster girls? Kind of a contradiction, don't you think?
This picture gets me everytime. Hnng.
I'd rather be an ancient death knight.
Please, I want my unstoppable berserker paladin story
eh, we just get occasional influxes of paladins , it'll only last a few theads
I love monster girls, but role playing as a holy monster-hating paladin is fun too.
/tg/ newbie smurfs with toilet bowl insignias showed up. due to the influx of succubutss apreciation they had summoned.
Sweater dresses are great, even better on monster girls.
Cast your buffs and then begin the slaughter
Sneak in late at night, using your sneaky paladin skills
>No MGE Death knights
I just want my qt undead knight already ;_;
Sound the gong by slamming the gate with your sword/shield.
What if a Succubus was to use some sort of body swap magic on a paladin?
... Go on...
Does the power of the light follow the soul? Might burn up the succubus's body possibly killing the soul swapped paladin
We need a MGQ mod for Dark Souls.
If i was an hero, i'd impale the bodies of the dead on stakes, for instilling fear in the enemy.
> Finally cornered your prey
> Everything goes dark for a moment, then suddenly you're looking at yourself.
> Wait a second...
> You hear yourself laughing manically
> With horror, you look down at her... your new body
> Before you can do anything more, you... no, she pushes you against a nearby wall and begins licking and nipping the side of your neck
> Apparently your neck was a weak spot
> How did she... oh yeah, it was her body to begin with.
> You resolve to smite pronouns for being confusing later
/d/ material, get outta here with that shit kid.
>Paladin and Succubutt swap bodies
>The Paladin's mind is overwhelmed by his new body
>Succubutt uses the Paladin's old body and fucks the new one
>Paladin is ahegaoing over the sensations raping his mind
>paladin committs murdersuicide to save his soul from hellfire
see this anon gets it.
Like Angel Halo sword?
Luka's clothing as armor?
Adding in a serious Alma Elma as a boss?
>Not just casting Dispel or Break Enchantment
Play as Luka.
Enemies are turned into monstergirls.
We could have an entire zone in DS be Plansect village.
>everything is DnD
>We could have an entire zone in DS be Plansect village.
First mistake was not having Protection from Evil up to increase his save.
Doing something like that while being fucked retarded would be like a paraplegic trying to tap dance.
It could be the cave we go for poseidons bell.
Catacombs can be plansect.
I agree here.
Why not add the boat area in as well while you're at it?
>tutorialboss is the first slime we fight in MGQ
We can make that Sen's Fortress
>cutting off all her tails
So, when are we doing this?
Wouldn't Darkroot garden be a better option for Plancect?
better than MGE
>kill Lazarus early
>take his gear
>kill Sabasa king
>take his gear
>YOU ARE BEING INDICTED
It would get boring after a while though.
>kill Sabasa king
What whould invades be like?
You slam your sword onto your shield, the sound echoing throughout the castle. "I demand in the name of the Chief God that thou opens thine gates so that I may purge thee, ye unholy abominations!" you yell at the castle.
You can see a head poke out from the battlements, but before you can smite it with lightning magic, it withdraws its head. For a few moments, nothing happens, and you believed you must have to now break down the gates. Just as you were about to, the gates open, revealing a lone swordsman.
It was a Salamander, a version of one of those disgusting lizard creatures. It was about the same size as you, and at its side was a sword that looked sharp enough to cut steel. Well, that was an exageration, as its fairly obvious a creature so unappealing and horrific would not a sword that sharp. Though, if only she came out, and not an entire legion, they must be rather confidant in its ability. Looking at its tail, you could see a small flame lit on it, ever burning.
It had a tail of hellfire! Surely a demon such as this deserves to be sent back to whence it came.
You ready your sword, as it readies its own, yet you're not particularly sure how to begin the battle. Do you charge? Go on the defensive? Use holy magic?
Tehe~ I fucked your best friend before our wedding night~ Its his and its due in 3 more months~!
You can kill everyone.
>they block Daystar
We are just replacing the enemies with monstergirls, we arent changing the way combat works.
Teach me Master!
Smite it with lightning magic
I don't think holy would work well, go defensive to judge strength of opponent
So like Gragas?
Let her come to you. Let her show you her skills, and judge accordingly
I only want to purge the MGE/MGQ ones. They and their kin need to be slain and replaced with something more balanced.
>being a lone, easily countered pally
>not bringing a well-rounded party
Why is she so lovable?
Its all the succubusfags fault. Tell them to get a pure noncheating monster wife, and the Paladins will simmer down.
Oh speak of the devil! How th fack are ya? Friend?
The Paladinfags would still be fags even if we weren't here.
Follow your silly ideas and whatnot.
I had to google that.
Nah. While I can see the similarities the love of alcohol was more of just a character trait more so than anything instead of an outright obsession over it. (Granted it does seem like a bit of an obsession considering how short it was)
More along the lines of "Man I'm bored. Lets get drunk and see what stupid ideas actually work again" "Oh well there goes my tibia".
You would still be whore-lovingbetamaxprofags, I don't see your point.
They aren't whores just because you say they are.
Are you so hateful towards succubi that you can't trust them? What did they ever do to you?
>Decide to cut through an alley since you are a lazy bastard
>Its really dark
>You hear the sounds of inhuman feet hitting the ground
>Decide to ignore it, maybe it will go away
>Soon you hear a soft laughter as you reach halfway through the alley
>You rush to the other side of the alley, you can see street lights
>Before you reach the very end of the alley, you feel warm, heavy breath on your neck
God damn I want to rub my face against that skin and disregard any possible consequence.
Have another shade of yum.
So it's basically a big hairy spider girl, but with claws and 110% more rape?
Defense. Charging blindly into battle is a fool's choice.
I can relate, every time someone posts a fox girl I feel the urge to want to rub my face in fluffy tail.
It doesn't look right to me.
I thought we were the kind of paladin who considered monster girls equal to humans, why are we suddenly calling a salamander an evil incarnate abomination when we just helped a young kitsune?
I say we try to talk to the salamander. Very carefully.
Not really, succubus fags brought about a lot more paladins and ntr fags than usual, hell we didn't even have the latter back then
new non related story bub.
This is a different paladin story
Or maybe I'm mixing this cyoa to the cyoa on last thread.
Working on a villain for a story, so I need some info. Are paladins restricted to only holy/light magic, or is there a bit of wiggle room? And what is the stance on enchanted weapons or armor?
Tickle her sides until she's on the ground laughing her ass off.
I guess, I dunno.
... She reminds me of my first time eating churros for some god forsaken reason.
That and the face rubbing make for a nice mood.
Can't ever have too much fluff.
Son, they want your soul and thats it, well and semen. Do you even know what a Succubus is? Just because KC made her vanilla does not mean she is. Apply yourself.
Well, the big bad doesn't have to be an ANCIENT EVIL, but it might as wel be someone who just is evil.
For example, s/he could be a tyrant king/queen or stuff like that.
Poke her in the butt. Nothing can go wrong! Put up a magic barrier just incase.
Anyone else imagining the MGS alert noise when staring at her belly?
>making a Villain
>asking about paladins
Who said the villain was the monster?
This is why Ran is best 2hu
Does this vanilla contain smiting unholy beings?
Skin color just doesn't fit.
Pretty sure the paladin in your story is restricted to whatever rules you make up for it. Because then it bugs people even more.
Just trying to hammer out the facts on some things before I start writing. But attempts at smiting may or may not be involved.
You decide to let it come at you, as to test its strength and skill as a 'swordsman'. The two of you slowly circle of each other, matching step for step. As you do this, the fire slowly gets bigger. Surely it would try to launch its fire tail at you! You had to speed this up before it builds up to dangerous levels!
You feign a stumble, and she takes the bait, rushing you, doing an overhead swing. Your stance immediately solidifies as you smirk, blocking the swing with your shield. With its sword unable to attack you thrust towards the beast. However it jumps back, causing you to over extend, and swings from the unshielded side. You roll to escape the swing, then face it once again. It looked unfazed and hadn't broke a sweat, like yourself. This beast was good with a sword.
You rush it, swing overhead with your sword. The beast catches it, and you bash its face with your shield, knocking its back. You take the advantage of her being disoreinted and swing at its side. The monstrosity again catches it, then punches you in the face. You move back and wipe some blood off your lip. You ready your sword.
Its fire burns bigger and brighter, as it smirks as you. You give a series of slashes, to which it blocks, and then give a quick thrust, managing to cut its side. It kicks you in chest, knocking you back. Glancing at the wound, and see blood flowing from the wound. And its fire is practicality engulfing its entire tail
She charges you, giving fast slashes and thrusts. You block and dodge all of them, but its too fast to actually counter. However, on the last thrust you catch its sword arm with your shield hand and swing at its neck. It catches your sword arm, as you both struggle to free your respective arm. It grins at you, and has the gall to even speak. "You're rather good with a sword," it tells you, "unlike those other fools that showed up here. But I will still defeat you, no one has yet."
Actually NTR fags were here before succubus fags.
We're just shitting on the succubus fags and blaming everything on them, like Isreal.
Generally paladins are restricted to divine magic. Any magical abilities they have is from the Gods unless they multiclass wizard.
They're pretty much fine with most enchanted weapons as long as their God's fine with it or it doesn't conflict with their beliefs. A holy God wouldn't like XXdeathsoulripperXX the scythe for example. An unholy one would though.
Remember the definition of paladin. They're basically the very best of a knight with an extreme dedication to their cause/duty.
But as >>101155677 pointed out. You're technically free to do whatever. Your story.
But that's wrong, ran's tails can never match up to the softness of patchouli's body
Eh... I'm open to whatever, but someone asked for her in various shades of brown.
is it still being written?, i just finished it.
She makes me want to do that thing where you put your open mouth on the belly and breathe out, making that "phhhbbbt" sound.
I was a succubusfag before the shitstorm.
One of the few.
Oh God, my boner. I want to do it on another girl. But muh boner non the less.
"How dare thou thinks that ye hath the right to speak to me, or insult my holy brethren, unholy beast!" you say to it. You headbutt it in the face, and kick it in the gut, forcing it back.
With it disoriented, you attack overhead. It blocks the attack, and to solve the solution you bash your shield edge into the elbow of the beast, shattering its joint. Screaming in pain, it falls over, dropping its sword. On its knees, clutching its arm, its stares up at you. The fire on its tail does not stop burning, but instead burns with the same passion and heat as it did 10 seconds ago. It smiles at you for some reason, as you raise your sword over your head...
Our helm is harder than her face. Headbutt her.
Even Pink skin, yellow body, purple claws/horns, and white tattoos?
Give her an honorable death.
Smite Evil. With your dick.
Purify the wicked, redeem her. That should be what every paladin should aim to do.
And then you can have a truly pure succubus waifu with the approval of your order, who will now see you as a stallion AND an exemplar knight.
Is she blushing heavily while you do it?
Or is she laughing?
Cast holy sword!
Yeah, it is ongoing in threads like this whenever Bob feels like it.
That's where I draw the line.
>raising your sword over your head
why would you give an opening like that? It's like you want to get beaten up
Salamander waifus are shit. They give terrible foot jobs so kill her
Kill her slowly and painfully.
That's what I thought.
Best be jokin.
Theoretically you are a holy paladin, and anything that opposes you is evil, because evil is the only force that opposes good, therefore Smite Evil will work on the abomination.
Grip her wrist, and smite the daemon
im starting to have feelings for ushi-oni
paladins are full of suffering. they can vary and sometimes dislike other paladins.
It fought reasonably well, give it a quick death.
Then spit on the corpse
Stop trying to stick your dick in everything you waifufag, there's probably a better girl in the castle anyways
Now thats what i call edgy.
When did I ever mention "fuck her?"
I got goosebumps.
So wait, Kenshiro is a paladin?
Brought a tear to my eye
Woe is me.
why would you be saving her life otherwise?
1 month or so, as always.
But it's already been a month or so ago...
Problem with Paladins is that they believe that they are incapable of evil.
In actuality, they are good. In the sense that they believe what they do it good, even when killing innocents.
Every soul deserves the chance of being redeemed. Spare her
The fuck is going on in this thread?
This has gotta be one of the worst derailments I've ever seen.
those smite everything fags are black knigths or soon to be khorne berzerker. just a bunch of pretenders. the mark of the greater paladins are those that make their gods reconsider a horrible choice. or even teach those creatures something new.
Chapters are out the 19th, so no.
But some creatures ARE irredeemable and their survival will only inflict even more suffering and chaos.
Im sorry anon, but the world isnt made up by rainbows, cookies and good intentions.
How can you save something if it has no place in the kingdom of heaven?
Don't forget buttercups, chubby puppies, rainbows, and lolipops.
I don't want to go blind by that horrid mix.
By putting it out of its misery, just as you would end a man who have suffered fatal injuries that he cannot hope to survive.
I know what must be done comrade.
Who are you to judge what goes to heaven and what does not?
I smell heresy with a tinge of racism and fear.
I only follow what my God teaches me. Nothing more nothing less. Learn some conviction, knave.
The Homo sapiens is a specie
Both of them pale in comparison to Remilia's feet
Spare, but say nothing and move on to our objective. We have no time for slaying small-fry or blunting our sword on useless targets.
Kill it quickly and move on
Ignore "spare her" samefags
what the hell I wanted to post this
Kill it in a honorable way, bury it, and give her a prayer in hopes its soul will enter a better place.
You fags saying to spare her only want to do it because you know she's going to chase after you now that you've bested her in combat. Absolutely disgusting
Monster apologists truly are disgusting horndogs, aren't they?
Or perhaps they're playing in the paladin's point of view. He might not know how salamanders choose their husband.
Spare the slut, kill her if she does something funny.
Why would such a disgusting beast smile at you? You think nothing of it, as the beast says to you, "Before you kill me, I just would like to declare that-"
It doesn't even deserve to say words, as you bring the sword down onto where the neck meets the shoulder, sinking deep into its chest. Its voice turned into a gasp as the blade sinks into her flesh. Its lip quivers as you pull the blade out of it, and sheathe your sword. It collapses at your feet. Surprisingly, the fire on its tail is still burning with a lively passion, as if fueled by something deep and powerful. Not wanting the fire to come back to haunt you in some way, you stab the Salamander in the brain with your sword. The fire immediately dies.
On a side note: A Salamander's flame is its arousal for a person during battle. Whenever the flame stays after the battle, it means it has found its worthiest opponent and will fall in love with him.
Just an interesting fact
Stepping onto its worthless corpse, you enter the castle of the Lilim. You look around the halls, and it is basically empty. Good for those beasts, for if you find one, no matter what age, type, or any other reason, you would utterly smite the beast.
You wander the halls looking for the throne room. Exiting a corridor into another large hall, you come across what is apparently the castle's guards. Its guards were about as much as a century, fully decked out in metal armor and weaponry. All pointing their weaponry at you. You feel the magic of the Chief God flow through you as you ready yourself.
you endure like tankred. and never doubt when you do you faith based magic goes down the shitter
Use godly smite powers to destroy the guards
ah the joy of being a paladin I hate you all
Fuck this shit.
The most noble aspirations and the most despicable desires all flow from the same source.
Yes. Any problem, faggot.
Smite the evil like you are sworn to do. Oh shit we acutally killed her. Wow.
The ride never stops.
Why is it that everyone in these threads is HFY, a Paladin, or filthy racetraitor? Doesn't anyone come here to just simply enjoy monstergirls anymore?
As do we all, Satan.
Eh, let the inquisitors have their fun for once. Let's pretend we didn't strangle our imouto last time.
make the salamander into a revanent
This is what happens when you have threads everyday. It was bound to happen, no one stopped it. You are to blame also. You all couldn't just wait for th e weekend.
Wait...you really killed her?
The chief god is giving us her magic. We must continue the fight
Smite the heathens, obviously.
Incoming Lilim sex. We're gonna get our shit slapped effortlessly by her.
I think people wanted to have something else to talk about than ''I want to cuddle with X and do Y with her''.
Now, we're almost daily arguing with paladins, who want to smite all the abominations and occasionally get some NTR-guys.
Oh, and let's not forget Hound and Papi.
I miss the old threads.
that was a great cyoa, and leaving her alive turned out to be annoying as shit, seeings how she kept trying to seduce you
But these threads give me something to do between my classes.
So, an important question to medfags
Can dullahan girls have gag reflexes?
>Not during class
Thank you for continuing the good fight writer, every other writer is to much of a pussy to write real stuff like this. Although I feel a little bad for stabbing her brain, kind of wish we just stabbed her chest then left assuming she was dead
Blame KC for his shittastic stealth Grimdark setting.
If the Daemon lord wasn't an evil corrupting bitch, there would be no paladins, and if the Chief god wasn't a stuck up bitch, there'd be no race traitors.
Everything is KC's fault
Congratulations, you just managed to shut down my mind for solid 30 seconds.
As for your question, I don't know.
I saw a gif of a guy who was getting his throat slit, when his head came off his body jerked and he puked while he was headless so i think yes.
You tell me
As I do. Those times will never come back.
funny I felt nothing. 4chan is a magical place
Technically if they have a uvula.
>Hound and Papi
That was one of the best threads in awhile.
Study then, or something.
Wow, this made me think. Um I think they would, since Dulla's brain,eyes,nose work fine. The magic connection should still apply here.
Yup, the reflex goes through the cranial nerves so the path isn't obstructed (as long as the head is severed below the brain stem). Or... there's a possibility that being undead, they don't have any reflexes whatsoever.
>Daily reminder that this cancer is worse than both /mlp/ and that the mango associated with it has more fan service and a shittier storyline than My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
TLDR Twilight sparkle is better than each and every girl in this thread and every MG thread. Also, you are all degenerates.
>Also, you are all degenerates
Tell me something new.
I don't give a fuck. But these threads are bad. I remember when we would only have threads when something new was out. Good times.
You know what to do
>we would only have threads when something new was out.
And then the threads died. The end.
That's exactly what happened on /d/ ~8 months ago, and that's why they no longer have threads. They used to do quite a bit of CYOA, stories, and smut, but the eventually died out due to that same horrible mentality.
MGE X SCP scenario when
Yes, and? That was a good thing. It was like a sweet treat every new chapter. Literality the only thing anyone complained about was best girl and from time to time best pussy Everyone was happy. Now its just stale.
You'll continue this or what?
Summoning the power from the Chief God, you cast a bolt of lightning at the century of troops. The current struck the nearest guard, as the current discharged from monster to monster. In less than a second, all of the troops were on the ground. Most were dead, some were on fire, but a few were still alive. You mercilessly slaughtered the stragglers.
As you kill the last of the guards, you hear a faint, "Help!" Turning to face the noise, you see the upper body of a woman on the ground poking from out the hall. She looks at you, and her face lights up, "Oh thank the Chief God! These monsters here were going to do God knows what to me! Please, help!"
You're baffled by the fact that such a fair, beautiful woman would be in this castle. Though it didn't surprise you that such awful creatures would kidnap women to corrupt into these monstrosities. None, the less, you were a gentleman, and that poor woman sounded scared out of her mind.
Then I suggest you simply ignore the threads until new content is released. That way, both parties are happy.
You know, if people would even try to follow the ''weekends only''-suggestion, shit might now be this bad.
But who am I to talk, always searching for a new thread in the catalog when the old one dies.
what are you top 3 monstergirl stories ?
Go white knight mode and help her.
It's the lilim in disguise. Incoming rape.
Protect the pure maiden, we're a paladin, not a Khorne Berserker
Approach her carefully. If she's a monster, slay her. If not, help her.
>everyone was happy
No they weren't.
Everything by ShittyWritefag, also RS and Captain
any word on part 5?
Tell her to come out of that hallway into ours, pretty sure the back half of her is going to be monster
Its a trap! Cast break Enchantment!
The decline in thread quality was inevitable. Everything this board touches turns to shit, whether by design or happenstance.
You actually liked the policekun one? That was one of his weakest greentexts
Go white knight mode, and help her
>implying we're the same person
>Implying Onslaught Clerics weren't the balls
I want scummy Paladins to leave.
Truth hurts, don't it succuslut apologist
How good are slime girls' ability to regenerate? Like can they survive an explosion or is it just little things like losing an arm?
Probably full on Planaria regeneration.
Be on your guard. Could easily be a trap.
Monster girl discussion doesn't spread to other threads, the way ponyfags did with their shit.
/mlp/ was called cancer because it fucking metastasized.
I'm fine with the odd reaction image out there since Okayado does some good ones, much like Kiyohiko Azuma, but that is the limit. When people start shitting up the place with roleplay in threads for other series, and begin avatarfagging, then it's become cancer. If that ever does become the case, it still won't be as bad as mlp since at least there's no equivalent dialect. There's just something about seeing the word "everypony" used unironically that's like finding broken glass in your fucking sandwich. It reeks of lonely manchild.
I'd think it depends on the type, but as long as she had enough left of her consciousness left, I'd assume she could restore her form given the proper ingredients.
Adventure Island is going live! Escape from skeletoneesama edition.
Also, Lich in the Library has been updated again.
Can a writefag get some feedback?
The truth is I would totally want a succubus wife.
>Get into a huge as argument after she has a sex party without me.
>She fucks mountains of men.
>I slut around the office, penetrating every scaly, fluffy, and amphibious thing in sight.
>We both become steadily frustrated by the fact that it's not the same.
>Greatest makeup sex ever occurs.
Plus I could fuck literally anything.
Go back to your "faithful' she-priests pally-fag.
really depends on the setting.
I quite like the type that has a core in it somewhere they can regenerate from given enough nutrients, partly because I love the aesthetic and partly because it soothes the part of my mind screaming BUT WHERE ARE HER THOUGHTS PROCESSED.
> implying any mg would want to catch demon clap.
>>Get into a huge as argument after she has a sex party without me.
>We both become steadily frustrated by the fact that it's not the same.
If it wasn't the same why'd she have a sex party in the first place. Sharing your wife like that is a heinous crime and people like you aren't welcome here
You rush over to the woman. You may slaughter heretics and unholy abominations, but you're still a man of God. And that means being chivalrous to women. "Tis alright, ma'am. These unholy beasts are now dead. I shall assist thee in getting thou to safer pl-"
Your words are interrupted as she suddenly springs up from the ground and tackles you, knocking you over and making you drop your sword.
Your legs are bound together as it's revealed that this 'woman' was actually a lamia. Her entire lower body was a snake as her tail wrapped around you. Had you actually paid attention, you would have realized that she was wearing rather regal armor, but your chivalry had blinded you. Your entire body was bound together by her thick body, with no room to struggle or grab your sword. "Falling for the damsel-in-distress routine? That's the oldest trick in the book! You paladins get stupider and stupider all the time," it jeers at you.
You glare at her with utter contempt, "You treacherous bitch! I shall smite thee with all the power granted to me by- MRPH!" you would continue had the lamia not covered your mouth with its hand.
"Oh shut up! Blah blah blah Chief God this, and Chief God that! You never shut up about him," it rambled. "But the real question is," it says as it tightly snugs you in place, "what am I going to do with you? On the one hand, its my job as Co-Captain of the Castle Guard to give you to Aluvain. On the other hand," she greatly tightens her body to the point of pain, "you killed my fellow co-captain and best friend at the gates of the castle, AND you just killed off all my men. The only reason I wasn't fighting with them was because officer's and enlisted troops are housed in different halls. But what do I do with you? Do I turn you in, or do I get revenge?" she asks herself. Her body keeps tightening and tightening, and it gets so painful that you might eventually pass out.
>mfw I forget to spoiler
>roleplay in threads for other series
English isn't my native language, so I didn't quite understand what you were trying to say on that part.
Care to explain?
As for the rest of your post, I have to agree somewhat.
While there were times when people accidentally made three or four new threads at the same time, they usually died out pretty quick and people came to one of the threads.
As for avatarfagging, I don't really know.
Some people are avatarfagging as a substitute for tripfagging, their reasons for avatarfagging or tripfagging varies. Some are attention whores and some find their identity essential for the discussion, whatever it may be.
You fucking idiots I can't believe that many people blinded voted to just run help her instead of telling her to come outside the hallway.
Can we imbue holy power onto our armor burning her? If we can, do that then go grab our sword
Like pretending to be a character or what not in threads about other series
Stay defiant in the face of evil
Distributed neural net like a jellyfish. That's why the big queen slimes are smart and the small ones are dumb animals.
>Taking seaside walk with lovely slime
>Slime slips on puddle near the edge
>Your heart stops as she tumbles over the edge
>Your slime wife shatters on the rocks
>You manage to scrape enough together that the lump smiles back at you,
>Her nueron pathways disrupted, she remembers nothing, and has the mind of a small child
>Take her home
>Raise her as your daughter for years
>One day she's finally grown up
>You catch her reflection in the glass behind you and mistake her for your wife
>"Papa." She says "Why are you crying?"
Got it. Thanks for explaining.
Snakes are cold-blooded right?
Use frost magic
"Fuck you. Take me to your leader so I can smite her."
Use da magics to get out
Smite her with the holy magics.
This is a new kind of pain to me.
Alright thanks, I was just wondering as I was writing a story where one of the main characters (a slime) gets caught in the detonation blast of C4, Was debating whether or not it'd be an ass pull to have them come back later due to "muh regeneration"
>roleplay in threads for other series
Equivelant would be, eh, being a Paladin in any other thread about a lewd show? Claiming they're all succubus?
I like to think for all the mlp doomsaying that comes like an annual festivity, Monster Girl threads are a little more safe in that it's more a cross-platform setting than specific franchise with inherent language and characters. There's also not enough interest, content or people to make enough threads that it needs its own containment board.
Hell, the unified MGE setting we DO have, people generally hate and disseminate to something less stupid or unadaptable.
An I don't know, d-do tripfags get more attention? I only use it for or in the conversation string after a writefag relevant post.
Don't most of the renditions of the more sapient slimes with lasting thoughts and memories possess a core that stores all their feelings and emotions?
This isn't the boards but the topic's fault that brings alot people into these threads.
Back when I first started showing up in the MG threads, they would usually have a new chapter dumped, then last anywhere from a few hours to a few days.
Just because people are bumping a thread just to keep it alive doesn't mean that the thread was good
I usually just try to to bring up the monster girls that no ones been talking about recently. We seem to be in a Succubus rut, and succubi are demonic whores so the paladin and NTR fags tend to come naturally to the topic
So guys how about them Inari? Getting "tricked" into having a devoted and loving wife doesn't seem like a very bad scenario, now does it? They're lovey dovey, many play the 'fated lovers' card, and the best part? They don't eat your kidneys. Even if the demon lord loses and the monster turn to normal, if you have an Inari girl you won't even notice.
>Nine tails have god like power
>Caring and loving but also playful and teasing
>Actually know how to dress decently
>You can spend time doing activities with them that aren't sex
Anon is right. Kitsune are leagues butter the Succubutts
Is there a reason why there isn't a kitsune page on the MGE wiki? They only have specific species like inari and youko and then the spirit form version
>Come for smut
>Thread taken over by edgy paladin murdering
I believe there is.
Weird little possession bit
>not fucking her til she sees the light
/tg/ had a great story about a drow family who had taken a paladin captive, then the paladin escaped and one of them followed him on his adventures and went through alignment change
Well, I am fond of my kidneys...
But nah. They sure sound nice, but not really my cup of tea. No matter what, I will love lamias.
I say that because I hope it'll calm things down once they're done, at least for a thread or two.
Break free somehow. Use holy magic, environment, whatever. Just break free and fight her.
I should have done my favorite girls instead of taking requests. I don't even like Arachne. But now I feel bad for not liking Arachne because now I can't push myself into finishing my Arachne story.
No I mean like a page for just kitsunes, like how there are many different forms of dogs, but they are all still dogs.
The two pages you posted are humans who get turned into kitsunes, and the ghost thingy. Do kitsunes not get born naturally?
>Implying stories only about smut are any better
Go read literally any story in the pastebin, it's all just dirty smut
Ice magic. The cold will make her sluggish, maybe even reduce the strength of her grip. Break free and smite that bitch.
You continue to struggle against the lamia, before getting an amazing idea. It might kill you, but it will definitely kill her. Calling upon the powers of the Chief God, you, your armor, and the surroundings suddenly become very cold. "W-w-what's going on?!" the lamia asks, mist coming off its breathe. You remain silent, focusing on the spell. It suddenly blinks, as if rather tired, and sluggishly looks at you. "Y-y-your doing this...? S-s-stop...." she pleads, her muscles begin to loosen as its cold blood cannot actively keep the muscles tight. You shake yourself free, and kick the lamia away. She falls over on the ground, but doesn't get up. She apparently doesn't have the energy to. Instead, she manages to turn around and face you, her face full of contempt. You grab your frost-laden sword off the ground and walk over to the beast, who is shivering with the cold. You point your sword at the beast.
>Do kitsunes not get born naturally?
They do, but their demon/magic energy still tends to branch off and become sentient resulting in kitsune-bi and kitsune-tsuki everywhere
Kill the bitch
"Nothing personal" and then kill her
>>Implying stories only about smut are any better
>Implying stories about a paladin going berserk mode is any better
>Implying either one is better
Can't we enjoy reading/writing a story just for the sake of the story itself? Just for once?
Natural Kitsunes as we know them would be the Inari and Youko.
I don't believe there is a condensed fluffy tail page
I can't see much problem with it.
Most I'd probably be upset with is not telling me sooner so I could hug and brush and play with fluffy tail and ears.
From the hate-scorched sky
With righteous anger in your heart
Draw forth the sword that smites Evil
Thou are the inocent blade
Be the bane of that demon!
ICE OVER OUR SWORD SO THAT SHE MAY KNOW THE TRUE COLDNESS OF DEFEAT.
I may not be able to stop you from killing her, but I damn well will try.
Incoming cheese and edge.
''I know saying sorry wont cut it anymore, not by a long shot. I've gone too far to go back, the only way is to finish what I started.''
Ignore so she can carry her tale of defeat
You realize she's working for a lilim right? One of the demon lord's daughters, an unholy being.
I agree with you.
I do like writing for the sake of the story, having erotic content sells better is half the fun and, at least personally, is generally intrinsic to the overarching story. Like next Dhampir chapter will have some lewd stuff, but that's how it goes when you have inhuman charisma and needs, sometimes you take advantage of it to move forward to the next point.
Not sure I really had a point to make, just yeah, things don't need to swing to complete extremes to be enjoyable to whichever demographic and taste.
You hold your sword up to the beast's throat. It struggles to glare at your while it spits out, "G-g-go to hell." You sent that monster there first.
Pulling your sword out of the lamia's throat, you can see the 'life' draining out of its eyes. As if these creatures have souls. Ha!
You wander the rest of the castle, bursting into rooms, slaughtering the inhabitants, and on to the next room. As you kick down the door to yet another room, you hear a "Waaaagghh!~" and a SLAM! You look into the room, its furniture looked like the room for a small child of sorts, but you did notice one thing was a quivering wardrobe in the corner. It was all rather suspicious.
Sword through closet door. It's better to not take chances.
Kill yourself, because your no paladin, just a black knight.
>You will never have a kitsune girlfriend who is terrible at hiding her true form from you
>You will never walk in on her showing off her tails time and time again with her still thinking you have not noticed
>You will never get married and have to go through the ordeal of her kitsune family all doing a terrible job of hiding their tails
>She will never pull you aside during your honeymoon and say she has a terrible secret you have to know about
>She will never reveal her tails to you expecting you to be shocked and surprised
>You will never not be shocked or surprised in the slightest
>The heads of her family will never reveal to the heads of your family the great secret you have married them into
>Your family will also never not be shocked or surprised in the slightest
>The kitsune side of your family will never start believing your family is some hidden clan of the greatest ninjas in the world
>Your family will never end up turning into the greatest Ninja clan in the world because it would be to awkward to confront the Kitsunes on their terrible stealth skills.
>Your marriage will never give birth to Kitsune Ninjas
It's like that one Anon who wrote the story on the dragon girl who sucked at hiding her identity
I don't think I can handle this much edge
Pick up feeble babe, drive sword through torso
She is small fry, leave and keep looking for the lilim
How is he a black knight?
All he's doing is slaughtering unholy demons in the great name of the Chief God
It's one of them sneaky gits muckin' about!
Smash their teef out and go get some better dakka.
Well, yes, smut is better since they tie in to the reason why we like monster girls in the first place. Romance and love and all that shit. Paladinfags are just a weird off-shoot of.....fans? That or they're just roleplayers.
But I agree anyway. Stories only about smut don't interest me as much as stories with....well, a story. I NEED TO BE IMMERSED.
ELH takes forever to update, but his recent stuff's been rather much like that.
Demons don't mind their own business
You don't go seeking demons to fight. They need to come to you and be the instigator of the quarrel. THEN you wipe out their entire family with your divine wrath
Romance and love doesn't mean you need to put in sex like some 15 year old horn dog
>Tfw no Ork gf to Waaagh with
>Tfw no Ork gf to Loot with
>Tfw no Ork gf to muck about with
>Tfw no Ork gf to rock with
Why do I even live?
>Sex is a large part of intimate romance
>Can't handle that
/tg/ pls go and take your paladins with you
do you guys still like owl girls
He's been pretty busy lately doing a lot of type setting.
What are gonna do on the closet?
FO' THA DAKKA
Anon, this is why people comment that people on this board are obsessed with virginity and purity. Sex is a part of passion and intimacy. You need to be able to look past the shame and appreciate the act itself for what it means.
Can I have a link to the master story list? I forgot to bookmark it last time.
Hey, don't blame /tg/ for this, we hate the as much as you do.
Sorry, didn't mean to quote.
Open the wardrobe. If she attacks you, kill her.
If not, just leave.
Yeah I wouldn't have thought this was /tg/'s doing when they're pretty big on writefags and that weekend smut thread.
Don't act like you want smut for any other reason than to fap. So many stories get directed into smut zone really early before any romance or love really happens.
And are you saying I'm one of the anons who does that?
You've heard that term before. 'Waaagghh', you never wanted to experience that ever again. Not even opening the door, you stab through the wardrobe multiple times, eliciting little girl screams from it as blood leaks out the door. After the 5th stab or so, the small child screaming stops. After the 20th or so stab, you decide to open the door. What was inside was the corpse little kitsune girl, clutching a stuffed bear. She was clutching onto it with a death grip, as if it would protect her. Her blood-soaked fluffy tails pushed up against the wardrobe as her corpse lay there. In fact, looking at her reminded you somewhat like your little sister who was killed by monsters. You shrug off this site, comforting yourself by the fact you just killed another monster, and walk away.
Congrats. You just killed a small, cute dandere kitsune girl that's slightly clumsy, that would have joined you on your adventures as your companion, and you would have bonded with her like a second sister. You heartless fucks
You say sex is a part of passion and intimacy but the stuff written here has none of that, it's just cheap fap before any real relations even get built
I never wanted this. Use your rez spell because you feel bad.
You started this asshole
You put on us on this quest for edgy
Now there's no going back
Fuck the corpse,
Why ;_; I just wanted to kill the lilim and her army, I wish you picked my suggestion instead. Go look for the lilim and slay her
You bring dishonor to the paladin name you fucker. Do >>101165346 this.
[x] Continue rampage unto death
There is no purpose other than KILL
I hope that lilim fucks us up now.
KILL YOURSELF, YOU ARE NOT A PALADIN, YOU AREN'T EVEN A BLACK KNIGHT, YOU ARE A MURDERER.
Fuck you all guys.
Please CYOAnon, just make the guy kill himself already. Kitsune aren't even demons unless they're of Korean origin. They are usually benevolent spirits. This isn't some Lamia witch or Centaur rape machine. This was a baby spirit. That's just fucked up.
And I'm saying....it's not? You don't read the same stories I do or you do not interpret them the same way. Either way, it doesn't really matter since you'll still complain and I'll still enjoy them.
>giving paladins the opportunity to go near anything that won't kill them on the spot
I-I didn't mean it in a serious manner! I regret for posting that now.
Well, you reap what you sow.
Make sure the paladin says this >>101163911
to the next monster he sees. That's the least I could do.
>[X] Persist on being a hero
>Having sympathy for a monster girl, regardless of species
You guys some sort of heretics or somethin'?
Also, he killed a whole family of kitsune on our way to the castle, remember? Why should he/we feel any remorse about one more?
You're kidding, right?
dont think a paladin would murder a child, unless, MC is not a paladin but a delusional fanatic.
C-can we have a non-paladin version of this story after we finish this ride? ;_;
End this shitty story.
I guess I am, so what?
Well, we kinda killed lolitsunes before in the past. It's not like one would have changed the mind of the Pal nor redeemed him.
Keep going, with the mind of steel to get rid of everything else in the castle.
Personally I feel really bad here. But the show must go on. And this is the show of a fanatic Pal in his frenzy-murderous rampage, not a heartwarming one.
I think you have unrealistic expectations of the writers, man. You can't just sit down and write five pages of romantic back story then smut that even three full round of is only going to take up a few paragraphs at most. No one's going to read that. I barely have the attention span to write a 3 page things of build up/smut/ epilogue. I can barely get through other peoples back stories. Not that they're bad back stories. I just don't give a damn and imagine their previous affiliation was whatever I feel like it was
What would a nonpaladinstory even be? We won't have even gone to that castle and fought that salamander and lamia. You should've just asked for a different story
It's all the same in the end.
Nobody seemed to care when we cut down the other monsters.
Why should we stop now?
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE WROUGHT
You can defeat and incapacitate things without brutally murdering them you know.
meant for >>101165233
stop this edge
I'm the guy who posted the first Ork-related comment. I regret doing that now. A lot.
If we have another storytime on the next thread, I'll atone for my sins by playing Vash. Or at least trying.
That's not a very good Paladin. Seems more like one Run by THAT GUY.
Would not party with
We've gone too far down the rabbithole to stop
This is the purging everybody wanted, you happy now?
I think CYOAs are by definition a little light on substance and control, what with all the voices in the character's head, it's not really a great medium for character development so much as adventure scene progression and consequences, which ends up swinging to wild extremes, here.
An will admit there's times where I just want to write or watch some hard fap scene and others handle heartfelt drawn out romantic plots. I think trying to control that, more so in the space of time CYOA's start and stop might be a bit ambitious for most. They have their place, authors and audience, and chaptered writefagging has its own, more controlled and paced potential outside that.
Your Lil Sis was killed by monsters, All of this is in her memory, she'd be proud of her Onii-chan!
I was just minding my own business in this thread talking about Inaris when Cyoanon start screaming about dead baby kitsunes in a closet who look like our sister. As a man with a little sister, I am not okay with this
But a non-paladin would see no reason to journey into the heart of the most dangerous and corrupt part of the world to kill a monster more powerful than him. If he's not a paladin, the story has no point
This is the path of true righteousness anon
Free yourself from your worldly inhibitions.
Give yourself to the slaughter.
Go read the google docs lilim story in the pastebin.
I could write about a slice of life for a Lilim who isn't Druella
the human races are caucasianoid, negroid and mongoloid.
Although you bunch are a bunch of mongoloids yourselves
link to master smut list?
but that git is usin a burna.
I know he killed kitsunes before but damn Also we are now the monster
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
Change of plans. Not only should we say >>101163911
to the next monster we meet, I also direct it to the people in this thread right now.
Seriously, my hands are shaking. This is not normal.
PLEASE, ANYTHING TO CHEER ME UP!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iDdoviktYZkiUd_l6VfjUE1KH7qsvdoZEoERDjc45aU/edit is the story
I think even crazy blood thirst marauders need to just calm down and find something nice and fun to laugh at once in a while.
And NO dead kitsune children are not funny things to laugh at. You ass
Burnas are so dakka you can hit gitz all de time! Loadz of dakka dakka comes out the red end, see?
You must bee one of dem dumb blud axes
>faggots being this sad
Bitches, that person never existed.
Its just a few words.
Get over it you buncha bitches.
That could be interesting
It's not like the other guy is going to choose non-edgy suggestions
this is why I roll a healer/eversor in my dnd games
Time to abandon ship.
If you're he writer, finish this one first
>Being this edgy
Lack of empathy is a sign of mental illness, anon
Fuck, I made one just as you posted.
Cant have empathy for something that never existed, arsewipe.
If that were true fiction would not exist, at all, you tryhard manchild
We are becoming cancer again
Fiction is merely escapism.
Why would any reasonable person mourn a dream?
Fuck off and die in a propane fueled fire
Hahaha. Alright, no harm, no foul.
The only one who does bad end stories
>The only one who does bad end stories
I dont know.
Yandere shirohebi story got a bad end. or a good one. however you see it.
From the same man who brought you a Wonderland story pushing for Cheshire Cat waifu and gave you harem ending, to the story of yandere furniture where you get beaten to death by a couch you shat on...
>where you get beaten to death by a couch you shat on...
Why would a person dream at all you dipstick?
Because life never grants you everything, and never will. Because we can't bend reality to our own will, so we do so with our imagination.
It's one of the most basic forms of higher thought.
If we lacked any ability to dream or fantasize we'd be nothing but need-oriented animals.
Fuck you for not finishing Drmyth, go die in a fire
Are you ever gonna finish that furniture one drmyth, stop fapping all the time
Oh, I bet you love watching kurionou and laughing about elfrape too.
Dullahan's aren't undead, they are a type of spirit.