You could get a blowjob from some being under the table while you watch hentai, which one will you pick?
You only gave me one option, ya dumbfuck.
I'd like if OP gave me a blowjob under the table
a mermaid futa with a giant demon penis
Actually is /cgl/ who is going to do it, come on dehumanize the landwhale
No deal then. I only want OP to suck my dick.
I choose the /a/non who posts next this thread.
Why do I want to have straight homosexual sex with an /a/non?
I'm just in awe at how correct and simultaneously nonsensical your use of grammar is, OP
Man OP's question is worded so well, it could be asking which "being" you would pick to suck your dick, or which hentai you would pick to watch while some unknown being is sucking your dick under the table.
Is it a sexy table?
>All these faggots that aren't waiting to answer the question until the make a Fella Pure anime
I think this is the deepest thread we've had on /a/ tonight.
You would suck it like that?
Blowjob exchange in that way should get more popular here, you only see the 2D but you feel the real thing
Can I give a bj to a futa loli instead?
I'll take a loli dwarf sucking me off while I watch her take several big dicks.
The sister from Fela Pure.
Close your eyes and pretend, all the dicks feel the same way
FTNY: fixed that Nyarlathotep for you
It's clear that the population of /a/ has gotten three different meanings from your question. You are the wordsmith of our times.
>all the dicks feel the same way
Nigga, you are so wrong you must be straight
Imagine a hard throbbing cock deep in your throat exploding furiously
Eh, but my ideal loli futa would have a very particular dick.
just curious, which hentai will turn on females/gay people?
Yeah but I think that if your dick explode you will die so the pain is not going to last long
Why would I want to imagine that?
Why is it furious!! Did I do something wrong?
that is one of my favorite panels
I want to be in that slut's place sucking delicious dick.
sounds dangerous why would I want to do that?
You're telling me you'd rather suck dicks than have your dick sucked. Are you a faggot?
Why are you on /a/ if you don't want to suck dicks?
How am I a faggot for imagining myself as a girl sucking a man's dick?
We can pretend you're a girl anon-kun
>not knowing how good it feels to suck a dick
nigga just wait
Not everyone wants to suck dicks.
>having a dick
Sorry anon-kun, but I'm a cute little girl. I don't have a dick. I'll imagine sucking yours though.
Sooner or later you'll want to suck dicks too.
NO! Pretending is not the same. I'm not gay, no matter how much I try the fact that I'm a man won't change. So I won't ever suck a dick in real life. Imagination is a different matter altogether, there I can be a true girl.
But I WON'T suck anon's dick, no sir. That would be HELLA gay because I'm not even cute but hairy and manly.
How am I projecting?
I bet you're a closet homo.
I still can't figure out if the love of cock is a joke or if /a/ is really full of homos.
Loving cock=/ loving men.
Loving cock is not the same as loving men. How hard is this to understand?
No, /a/ is filled with bisexual girls. It isn't wrong for us to like dicks. And Yuri is the purest form of love so that isn't wrong either.
Doesn't episode 4 come out in a day or two?
Yeah straight as the cock you want up your ass.
The fuck is a cock deep? And why the fuck is my throat exploding in a furious manner?
Loving honey != loving bees
It's half tongue-in-cheek half serious just like almost every other behavior pattern on here. No wonder TTGL was such a hit with 4chan when it came out considering how fitting its tone was with the boards here.
But consuming honey empowers bees.
Anyone here actually sucked a cock?
of course, OP is here probably
I managed to suck my own when I was a kid.
It was great, I might try it again tomorrow
Quit fucking call me gay faggot.
Just my own once or twice
Quit calling me faggot, queer.
be careful anon you can break your neck and die doing that, and then one of your family members will find you naked and hunched over and you'll be "that guy"
I just tried again and realized that. I'm sad
Dicks and Cats are the only things better in 3D
Did you get it in your mouth?
Don't call him a queer, homo
That older sister from Fera pure
Don't call him a homo, you semen demon
I got my own cock in my mouth when I was younger. It didn't work out.
ep 3 when
Would you suck an anon's dick?
Don't call him a semen demon, you cackpipe cosmonaut
I already did
I never understood that series
Is being gay a hilarious meme yet?
No, I did jerk off and came inside of my mouth and on my face though.
I'm not sure if I regret it but now I know the texture and taste of semen.
not even kidding
My own a few times.
No. Too awekward.
Even worse, it's the social norm.
I- I would suck you cock anon.
It's not like I enjoy it if you press my head down until I gag and can't breath anymore...
I am not a grill btw.
Yes, it's surprisingly disappointing.
It's like licking a huge finger.
There is no mystical penis aroma, it's just sucking a hardened piece of flesh.
No, 2D dicks are clean and delicious. There's no unsightly blemishes or defect like in 3D.
Hey, you've got to admit the texture was great though
Truly, an amazing penis.
As long as you put a bag over your head I'm sure we could work something out.
>There is no mystical penis aroma
Say that to my dick.
Nothing mystical about the smell of curdled cheese.
I'd pick this white marble dining table right here. Modern and classy as fuck.
You must be new here.
If you joke around about something too much eventually some people will take it seriously.
It was never a joke
Right, and boku no pico really is a masterpiece, and it really isn't gay if they wear a skirt, and yuri really is the purest form of love, and Manami really is a shit.
I just realized she looks like Yukari from YYS. She's also the same dumb slut.
and i don't need to watch pathetic cartoon sex
>There is no mystical penis aroma, it's just sucking a hardened piece of flesh.
>not savouring the warmth of his flesh against your tongue, the contrast of his stringy frenulum and the spongy flesh that surrounds it, the roughness of his glans compared to the smoothness of his shaft and the soft ridge that lies betwixt the two, the slow gradient from spongy shaft to that hint of malleable scrotum as you slide his cock down your throat until you reach the very base of his throbbing manhood, the barely perceptible throb of his heartbeat as you hold his engorged penis lightly between your lips, the glitter of that sticky string of his precum mixed with your saliva which joins your lips to his member as you pull away to whisper sweet nothings to him, the slow change in texture from sponge to almost rock hardness as he comes closer and closer to ejaculating, his cock filling with more and more blood until it explodes inside you almost drowning you with his seed and don't even get me started on the foreskin
Do you even suck, anon?
No thank you.
>boku no pico really is a masterpiece
It's got some of the highest production values of any OVA hentai.
>and it really isn't gay if they wear a skirt
It's not gay to fall for a trap, anon. Sexual orientation refers to your preferred gender, if you fall for someone you legitimately thought was a girl that doesn't mean you suddenly lust for the D. And once you're in love sexual orientation has nothing to do with it, even if the person you love happens to have a giant, throbbing, deliciously juicy cock.
>Manami really is a shit.
She is, though. She's the very definition of a moralfag, disrupting a perfectly safe, happy and consensual relationship between two other people because it offended her personal notions of right and wrong.
I sucked a qt trap dick. It was so nice having it twitch around in my mouth.
Did he came?
Tineye and google search give nothing, sauce?
>it's not gay to fall in love and have sex with men, anon
crap I've been doing it all wrong for YEARS
Did you swallow?
You seriously don't recognize the characters with the quoted image and stuff?
http://exhentai.org/g/541001/0fa04cdeac/ google worked but it gave me pururin
I do recognize the characters, still couldn't find it on exhentai, after looking at this guys post >>101137601
I never would of guessed it would be the right one,
Every single drop. Then cuddled him to sleep.
Well if I get my choice of any being, I pick one that will turn me into the little girl, with godly magical powers, by sucking my dick.
Dammit, I'm so jealous.
Anyone who didn't answer this was not loyal to his/her waifu/husbando.
I'll go with you're waifu; she's a massive slut anyway.
I thought about it, but I felt so bad about thinking about her in a sexual way I had to choose someone else.
My waifu isn't the kind of girl to sit under a desk and suck someones cock.
Honestly, my life has lately turned into a gag trap manga. I do not complain but what the fuck, everyone around me is turning gay.
I wouldn't watch hentai while my waifu gives me a blowjob.
Blowjobs under desks is one of my favourite fetishes
Don't leave us hanging anon.
Well, it is a long story now....
It involving kisses from a crossdressing childhood friend, trap x trap action, cat ears and more.
Fuck tell me already, my boner can't take this.
But what if your waifu is a character in the anime and she's giving you a blowjob while you watch an anime about your waifu giving a blowjob?
Judging by how sexually deprived and lonely she, the process would be greasy as she devours my dick.
I can smell it from here.
How about if I say pink and white stipped longsocks, collar, leash and plugtail?
Seems I forgot to include maid trap.
That statement is so profound, I need to take 10 years off to soul search by visiting remote places and meditating just so I can comprehend the fucking logic behind it.
Girls don't have dicks mate.
>How about if I say pink and white stipped longsocks, collar, leash and plugtail?
Dont be so cruel Anon.
Give us pictures.
my dick can't handle this
why does she only exist in fiction ;_;
>But what if your waifu is a character in the anime and she's giving you a blowjob while you watch an anime about your waifu giving a blowjob?
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
My ex used to do that to me, she kinda didn't like it since she tells me I usually cum more when I watch hentai than when she does it without me having any visual simulations or us doing kinky shit.
I have only one picture. But it is for me only. Sorry
You do not think about taking pictures when you have a cute cat trap playing with your dick.
That'd only be okay if you watch an anime about your waifu giving you a blowjob.
My waifu still isn't the kind of girl to give someone a blowjob, and if there was such an anime about her giving me a blowjob she would likely hunt down its creators and torture them to death.
Hell the first thing I would be thinking about (after "Oh god this is really happening", of course) would be "hey i'm sure /a/ would like that, bette rtake some pictures"
My reaction was to kiss him and pat his head, calling him a good little kitty.
Stop torturing me Anon, pls.
My dick can only get so erect.
You're so thoughtful, /a/non-kun~
My second reaction was to guide his hands towards my pants, helping him to slide them down. Then I whispered sweet things into his ears while he licked and sucked me off.
W-what kind of things, anon?
/a/nons can't love other /a/nons.
The sister from fella pure.
How cute he was and what I would to him on the bed.
>you will never experience this
And what did you do to him on the bed?
When did acting like you are a huge dick craving faggot become the next epic maymay?
Why are so many people here pretending to be faggots? What is so hilarious about that? Honestly if you want to spout your funny maymays just fuck off to s4s or b.
I'd much rather give someone a blowjob than get one.
It's just one possible trapfag declaring he likes his sugar daddies penis. They usually kill themselves before 30 so it evens out.
>Why are so many people here pretending to be faggots?
You must be new.
>not two lolis in their minds
The only correct answer.
I was sure on that also. I was a kiss less virgin until I ended up in the same bed as a qt trap by accident.
Now I know several qt traps, in person and flesh (thanks Internet!).
Well, first I lead him to the bed using the leash.
However, now I must go. Cya around.
>He thinks it's pretending
How's your first week on /a/?
I'm sure you would faggot.
tfw you look at OP's post and then read the rest of the thread
another thread derailed by cock sucking
Her lack of self esteem will make her question her technique. She has to constantly look up with expecting eyes and ask "Is this good? Am I doing well? Are you feeling good?"... A gentle pat on the head and some guidance you encourage her and watch her try really hard to give you pleasure. Since she is a virgin and inexperienced, her teeth often hit your dick, but it's so cute and erotic, you can't even complain.
Almost everyone on /a/ posts girls and talks about how they want to fuck them. Then some faggot/troll/Idontknow comes into the thread saying he wants to suck a dick. Some other person takes the bait or the guy even replies to his own post and says something like "Why would I want to suck dick?"
And suddenly the entire thread revolves around people wanting to suck dick, people throwing their homosexuality in each others face and generally just people being massive faggots even though they all talked about fucking 2d girls just a few minutes ago
>b-but we arent preteding
Yeah absolutely not.
fuck off to s4s memespouter
Now that remind me of hentai game of loli under table, good game that was, sad thing i can't remember the name like with any other hantai game.
That's not new, and it's not pretending
Here's the thing anon, while not everyone is interested in sucking dick, those who are feel no reason not to say so, and you are doing nothing to make them feel any differently. As well if someone comments that they would like to suck a dick, those who don't care, don't respond, those who feel similarly do care to respond. Thus the result is that regardless of the percentage of the population of the board that crave cock, those who are interested are majority of those talking about the subject.
I am convinced 99% of population of /a/ is either gay or in denial. I am the 1% resistance of hetero lurkers.
Why are you so hostile? Would you feel better if I sucked you off?
>he thinks being gay is a meme
u wot m8
>99% of /a/ is gay
>perfect body threads (always women)
>ass threads (always women)
>1 trap thread which is just a ERP circlejerk
>holy shit this board is so gay
Why can't there be a real world equivalent of tomoko
my dick can't take this anymore, brb i'm gonna go fap
You wish I'd let you near my dick.
Saying that all these people who throw their lust for dicks into each others face are actually gay is just wrong
Its not even about the people wanting to share their their faggotry, its just the hilaroius reply everyone can join in when someone uses a certain trigger phrase like "Why would I want to suck dick?"
Then suddenly everyone replies with their own hilarious catchphrases like
>sucking dick is gay
>Not wanting to suck a dick
What are you? a faggot?
Its always the same shit people spout. its the very definition of meme spouting. Same shit happens on other boards too because its a hilarious meme spread all over 4chan
Yeah there might be a few people here who are actually gay and I dont even give a shit about them its the hilarious memespouting and pretending to be a faggot that pisses me off
I follow those threads to indulge the fantasy of being a woman. Many others do too, judging by conversations I've had in the
You obviously are not from here.
These exist? I've never seen them before and it mad me said because I thought /a/ didn't like tomboys.
Thank you, I just realized how shitty this board is. Man, /a/ sure is full of horny teenagers.
Yeah I am obviously not from here because I dont join into the epic /a/ hivemind right?
How about you fuck off back to /b/?
Tomboys have always been popular. Someone finally started making threads for them recently though
More like horny depressed underachieving loner young adults. At least that used to be the case. The shitposting these days makes me fairly sure most of /a/ is underage.
What do you mean no? I would like it
The incandescent maiden that is the sister from Fela Pure
Thanks for validating my opinion by posting more memes
Quit being gay.
/a/ is prison gay, it's not a meme.
as much as people hate naruto, i'd want sakura to give me a blowjob
>not wanting Ino to mind swap with you, hold you down and force you to give yourself a blowjob.
>read that manga
>get to the end
>author left a note about how he donated doujin money to victims of the earthquake
/a/ is just super bi.
Sorry, but no
There's no room for blowjobs under there
Now this is a nice table. Excellent tastes.
>there will never be an anon under your table
Remove two of the chairs and I'll give it 7/10 on my dining table chart.
>you will never be under an anon's table
Just put your monitor under the table and open this thread.
My throat feels lonely all of a sudden.
such pleb taste in tables
apply yourself /a/
and because 4chan file limits blow dicks, i have to paste in a link.
That's what I am talking about.
I didn't have those emotions. To me sucking is more like a chore I put up with to make other boys happy!
> magic table
Why are you sucking dicks in the first place?
He already said why.
I didn't know anyone here was really gay, I thought we were just being ironic
If you were being ironically gay, then you are some sort of double faggot. Here though is a picture to explain much of the sexuality across 4chan.
So I'm suppose to like boys?
You are supposed to like pretty things. If a boy is pretty you should want to fuck him.
Are you all grade A faggots or something? I remember back in the day everyone wanted their dick to be sucked by a GIRL. Not some faggoty trap. That's fucking gay. Losing faith in humanity here. I would want my dick sucked by a nice big breasted girl or loli imouto.
Liking cock is gay you faggots. Go fuck women rather than pussy ass traps. It's a shame this trap virus has spread to /a/.
I'd rather a monster.
Monster girls are good too.
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