Thirty years ago a strange phenomenon called a "car jacking" devastated the center of Liberty City, claiming the lives of at least 150 million people. Since then, smaller car jackings plague the world on an irregular basis. Niko Bellic, a seemingly ordinary Serbian imigrant comes across a mysterious girl at the ground zero of a car jacking and learns from his cousin Roman she is one of the "cousins" who are the real cause of the car jackings that occur when they manifest themselves in the world. He also learns that Roman is the commander of the airship Grand Theft Auto, crewed by the organization Rockstar, and is recruited to make use of his mysterious ability to seal the Cousins' powers thus stopping them from being a threat to mankind. However, there is a catch: to seal a cousin's power, he must make take her bowling.
Holy shit it sounds so real.
/a/ what have you done
Niko-sepai, please go bowling with me desu
This is too much.
>car jacking" devastated the center of Liberty City, claiming the lives of at least 150 million people
What the hell do you do? Run them over with their own car after you've jacked it?
Have you ever played GTA?
Yes, but I don't do that.
That's just too far.
If they're still alive after you steal their car, you're playing the game wrong
It is 1:45 AM and I am trying SO hard not to wake everyone in the house up right now. Oh God my jaw hurts.
Why would you ruin that masterpiece like that?
Yeah sorry for ruining GTA IV by mixing it with a shitty anime like Date a Live
>Not going to them and waking them up to see the insanity