I'm as talkative and crazy as Deathpool. I don't kill people for a living though. I tried to dig a hole for roses, it was so exhausting that there's no way I can bury a dead body. It's too bad that I don't have a boat. *Maniacal laughter* I love water, fishes and sushi. I have many aquariums with guppies and bettas, but I don't make sushi with those.
I'm a French Canadian. I make great efforts to write properly, even when I fail miserably, and would appreciate the same courtesy so I can learn.
I value blunt truth and freedom~
I'm very fond of photography because it immortalizes the beauty of life into pictures, and animes because it takes pictures and brings them to life beautifully.
As a general rule, for me to like an anime, somebody has to die, or bleed a lot. The more blood the harder I laugh. I adore parodies, satires and sarcasm. I'm the embodiment of them. I don't like clichés like school girls and mechas, but I did like Code Geass. I have an open mind. Especially when it's supernatural, evil and freaky. Love it!
I use all of my brain: my kid side, emotional, rational, and dark side. I'm always impressed by split personality stories, or anything out of the boring ordinary. I need complexity and originality. I'm gifted with a high IQ, but socially clueless, like a wild animal. I actually kinda know what people expect, I just refuse to be trapped in a stereotypical box. What's the point of having a easier life, by playing it safe and obedient, if you're dead inside...
I'm eclectic, a hybrid in many ways~ Why follow one path blindly when you can get the best of many~
I love dark humor above all, and spontaneous randomness~ I'm crazy, on purpose, with great effort and care. It amuses me. I hope that you'll choose to appreciate it too~
I'm a health nut. I'm good at hunting information and this is my passion. According to my research, specialists and my experiments: in theory if we took massive doses of vitamin C instead of sugar, we'd become immortal. Or at least we'd stop being sick. I'm the undead proof!
I'm hypoglycemic, so if I try to bite your head off, I'm probably just hungry... or playfully showing my affection... or you really provoked me too long and deserve it.
I love to make demotivational posters! I made a web site from scratch and this is my funniest page:
BANANAPOOP ~ The "How to be less stupid" tutorial.
I merge orphan torrents into 480p packs. Mostly by HorribleSubs. I'm [WolfPack] at nyaa.se
This is a short post for me. Well, maybe not anymore. I edit them many times. I can write way more than that. Unlike the writer's block, I can't stop! I'm a writer's wettest dream~ XD But I'm asexual, attracted to neither, so don't take sexual comments literally, to me it's a all big joke. Hyper-sexualisation annoys the hell out of me, if I wanted to see panties, I'd open my drawer! I could have a deep friendly affection for any gender, but I'm a misanthrope so it's rare. Except maybe effeminate evil men, like Sephiroth! Tototo~tom~~~!
I like wolfs XD
Here's one of my torrents.
Sick poetry my brother of African descent
Thanks my nigger.
Wait, is this for real? This is comedy gold.
Yes, this is seriously someone's about me on MAL.
Same person: >>101126591
You can't make this shit up.