Hello /a/ I am new and I want to know one thing and one thing only.
How the fuck can a casual with no internetz (except broadband on my phone) get "into" anime?
Also your waifu is shit
I know /a/ has knowledge that most others cannot comprehend.
It was "meh" at best
Google and Boku no Pico.
Beyond this, /a/ owes you nothing.
You dont. Please go and stay go
Import Japanese bluray box-sets.
Install gentoo. Once you free yourself from proprietary software, you, and I paraphrase Molyneux, "can do anything".
Start a MAL and blog about it on /a/. Make a new recommendation thread every day.
Real non-troll advice
Download your anime in 480p xvid encodes and play it back with a video player. If your phone isn't shit, you should have access to some torrent client. Search tokyotosho for the show you want as well as "480p". Don't post any more until you lurk. Polite Sage.