>walking through the town looking for fucking drugs because my life sucks
>found a shady looking merchant and scored some goddamn LSD
>take 6 hits because why the fuck not
>walking through the street tripping like whore after a donky show
>A BIG ASS BOLT OF LIGHTNING STRIKES MY CITY'S OUTER WALLS
>I LIVE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING OUTER RING GODDAMNIT SHIIIIIITTT!!!!
>everything goes quiet
>hear giant-ass footsteps like in motherfucking Jurassic Park
>HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
OH MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!!!!!!!
>A gigantic fucking head ascends above our city's 50 meter fucking wall
The fucking titans are HERE
>motherfuckers start stomping around fucking eating people
>oh my god they have no dicks
>be running my motherfucking ASS OFF
>giant appears in front of me
REMEMBER TO BE ALPHA AS FUCK, ANON
>"hey you piece of fucking shit!"
>"GTFO OF HERE!!!!!"
>giant picks me up
>fucking bites off my legs
WHAT THE FUUUUUCCKK
op is kill