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Let's say you're going to have a kid.
Let's also say for some bizarre reason I'm too lazy to think of, you must give it an anime character's name.

Your choice?
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Reimu
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You, only because I'd want to ruin his/her life
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Bathhouse Owner
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>>101110243
I know an asian named My (Pronounced "me"). Doesn't seem to have ruined his life.
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>>>/b/
This belongs on Anime/Random.
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I've thought about this, and I decided that if Robin Williams can name his daughter Zelda, I can name mine Lum.
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>>101110126
Tomoya if guy. Nia if girl.
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>>101110590
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Miyamoto Musashi
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If guy, Ash. If gyal, Haruhi
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Guts for boy or girl.
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Riza. It's obscure and normal enough to not catch too much flack, imo. Not sure about a boy's name, though.
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Johan is such a wonderful name.
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Boy: Roger
Girl: Dorothy

Fulfilled the requirements with no weeaboo bullshit. I beat the system.

I love anime, but western people should have western names.
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KONO DIO
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>>101111010
It's called hard mode, anon. Not saying you're wrong. You just took the easy route is all.
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>>101110774
That's just Liza as said by a Jap.
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Boy: Joseph or Johnathan or Caesar
Girl: Lisa or Erina

motha fucking JoJo style
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>>101110126
If it was a daughter, Reki.
If it was a son, Kimura.
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Rebecca

and I'm actually going to follow through with it if I have a daughter
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>>101111010
My name is Roger.

I actually hate it.

You'd think it would be a common name, but no, the only place you hear it are in television shows.
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>>101110126
Lain.
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>your twin daughters Rei and Asuka will never bring you breakfast in bed on Father's Day
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>>101113458
>you will not force them to call you Shinji
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>>101113540
>>101113458
Disgusting.
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>>101113597
This. Not only is Evangelion shit, but you picked the two worst girls.
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I name it after a minor character with a western name because I'm not a fucking weeaboo faggot like you, OP.
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>>101113622
>Marifags continue to kill Eva
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Legitimate father here. My daughter is named Yuna.
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>>101110126
Joseph
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Remilia because she's the best 2hu, don't care if it's technically not anime.
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>>101113647
Nice try, but she's the 3rd worst girl.
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I want my daughter to have a nice name.
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Candy Shop
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>>101110126
>Implying /a/ needs a reason to name their kids after anime characters
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If its a chick
Tsukihi
If its a dude
Sekai
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Guy: Griffith
Girl: Jolyne or Lilith
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>Boy
Yamcha. He'll learn to overcome.
>Girl
Tsukimi
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If it's a boy, Griffith >>101114348
Beat me to it, nigger.

If it's a girl, Yoko
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I'd totally name my kid gaylord
Cause he'd most likely be a faggot
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>>101110126
みらい
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>>101110126
Kuroko. If it's a boy he can play basket ball, if it's a girl she can go to academy city.
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>>101110126
Rance

Yeah its a manga fuck you

May he become as much of an awesome person as the man himself did
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Ibara

help
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>>101114492
I wish I could hate you to death you fucking weeblord faggot
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Joseph Joestar if guy, Mary if girl.

>Implying you wouldn't want to be named Joseph Joestar.
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>>101114531
I doubt it, coming from disgusting weeaboo seed like yours
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Super Sonico
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>>101114587
um

lol
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Touma if male.
Accelerator if female.
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>>101114625
>>101114587
such hatred. Are we stealing your idea?
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Marisa
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Kurosawa if bloke

Otherwise Misaki
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>>101114531
>rance
>lance
So you want him to be a steroid abusing cyclist?
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>>101110126
Matt Aku.
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>>101114725
Thieving is bad.
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>>101114725
>anime character
Try again
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Touma for a boy, or Yuuko for a girl.
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>>101114798
>>101114939
Shit, forgot to link.
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>>101110126
Girl: Reverie Metherlence
Boy: Jack Rakan
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Because doujins count, right?
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>>101114157
>not Candy Lady
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>>101114587
怒っているか、やろう?
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>>101111649
Exactly. Only someone familiar with Japanese mannerisms would notice.
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>>101114798
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john smith
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>>101110126
Reina if a girl
Nozomu if a boy
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>>101110499
Your daughter will be bullied and called CUM
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Sailor Jupiter
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Kana
Hayate
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Maybe something neutral like Robin
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>>101110627
the filename got me
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>>101113962
You'll have to deal with people mispronouncing it on a daily basis.
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Pico
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>>101110126
Caesar, but my surname is Pérez so it would suck anyway beacuse it would sound like a generic mexican name
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Lucy Kimiko Akie Airi Shiori Rinne Yoshiho Ayano Tomika Chitose Sanae Mikiko Ichika
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Alice.
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My name is Gendo, so Rei if girl and let mom choose if boy.
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>tfw asian so I can name my kids whatever weeaboo name I think of
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>>101110590
Nia is a common name in my country
>>101110627
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>>101116270
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>>101116540
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>>101116270
>Tony Kaku
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>>101116596
Oh boy, I'm contributing
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A★K★A★R★I★N
Accept no alternative.
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>>101116862
Who?
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>>101117674
It's some nigga bitch
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>>101110126
>all these german namse in anime
Easy win and power level hidden
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>>101117898
C'mon
You were supposed to reply seriously
And then I would post a picture with Akari somehow humorously removed
And we would both go our separate ways happily
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>>101117965
Suck my cock dude
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>>101117965
Wasn't me lol but yeah
My daughter, bearing the cross of such a name, will overcome her insecurities and become the most outstanding cute little daughteru that is out there
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>>101111010
Pretty good choices all around.
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>>101118029
I'm sorry, you're not my type.
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I'm naming my daughter "Laura" anyway.
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Rebecca.
She'll also be shooting things from a very young age. And I'll rape her so she has reason to kill me and become a pirate in Thailand.
If it's a boy.
all of the above still applies
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>>101118109
That one looks like he might be a sportsfag, not an actual furry. But then I'm probably too willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. I've been burned more than once by it. Though never by the same person twice.
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>>101110126
Lain. It sounds fairly normal and she's my daughteru anyway.
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Karen if female, Jack if male.
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>>101118323
>Lane? As in lois? Is superman your boyfriend?!
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Allow me to answer your question, and save this thread from it's shitty self with this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZudJegB7EmU
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Madoka or Sayaka.
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If boy, Siegfried or Oskar.
If girl, Frederica or Jessica.
There.
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>>101110126
Shana, its pretty and it sounds french or something
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>>101110126
Adam or Lilith
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Inferno Cop or Auntie Grenda.
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>>101110126
Index Librorum Prohibitorum of course
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Yotsuba or Yanda.
Is Yotsuba pronounced Yo-tsu-ba or Yobba?
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Karen
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>>101118492
>Lilith
This is who everyone will think of. Are you sure you want this?
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>>101118458
Loser or a dead loser?
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Kiss-shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Umder-Blade or Dramaturgie
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>>101118624
The former, but it's going to be pronounced yote-sueba.
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Girl: Momoyo
Guy: Yamato

Dead serious. I've thought of this before.
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>>101118684
Everyone who watched Cheers will be dead or senile by the time I have kids anyway.
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Larry if girl
Rally if boy
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Naruto luffy ichigo the third.
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Best Keion if boy
Worst Keion if girl
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>>101118800
>Yamato
Aren't you being a bit to obvious there, weeaboo?
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Wenry
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>>101119215
I love the name. Aren't you on the wrong board, faggot?
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Quattro Bajeena
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>>101119248
>weeaboos
>/a/
No, stop.
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If boy Issac
If girl Maria
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>>101119248
>Muh truNihonjins
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>>101119279
>Giving your son the name jew
Good goy
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Hansel if boy
Gretel if girl
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Edward.
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Yui if its a grill
I'm not sure what I'd name a boy though.
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>>101119276
>>101119286
I am happy with being white. That being said, I hate the country of America, and plan to have a kid with a Japanese woman eventually. Nothing wrong with giving him the name Yamato.
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guts or Joseph and change my last name to joestar
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>>101119391
>The country of America
Never heard of it, only the continent.
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>>101119318
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>>101119391
Remember pearl harbor fagget.
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>>101119318
be too suspicious to give Japanese names to non-asians

doesn't matter I already promise my dad that if I had a girl I'd name her after Harley Quinn
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>>101119448
>The continent of America
Never heard of it, but I know a couple continents with a similar name.
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>>101119448
There's a North America and a South America. Collectively they can be called the Americas, but there's no continent called America.
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>murrikans think America isn't one sole continent
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>>101119566
>>101119528
goddammit, you're right, I'm out. Say bye to moot for me
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Jacuzzi Splot
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>>101119629
Retard. Don't let the door hit you more than once on the way out this time.
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Boy: Char Aznable
Girl: Char Aznable
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Johnny.
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Oktavia. Sayaka is a risky name to give to non-Japanese. Oktavia is good enough.
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>>101119598
It isn't, for the same reason Europe and Asia aren't one continent.
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>>101119721
>wanting your daughter to be a bitch
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Quwrof Wrlccywrlir
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Kudryavka.
Coincidentally, I'm half asian and also have a Russian name. Now I just need a midget white woman.
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Nrvngsr. It can be a girl's name too.
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Can I just call my kid "The Major"
If not, Char Aznable.
I don't give no fucks if it's a boy or a girl.
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I was like 12 when I swore I would name my son Naruto. Damn. Now if a girl: Karen, middle name must be D.
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Bayo has an animu now so maybe Cereza
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Yuno.
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>>101119985
>"Hey anon, why did you name your kid Yuno?"
>"Yuno why."
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Salarymanman.
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>>101118427
Kids these days don't really know superman so no worries about teasing.
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>>101110380
this this this this this
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>>101120094
Give her trivia books and make her memorize the random facts just so you can make her say them out loud followed by "The more Yuno"
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>>101120201
>Daddy, please I don't like reading these!
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Arisu.
Not Alice, Arisu.
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>>101120201
>Wanting your child to be a 2nd place database
Might as well name him Satoshi
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>>101120610
But Satoshi is too Japanese, maybe Ash is better.
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>>101120610
But "The more you Satoshi" is gay as fuck
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>>101120360
She can be >>101118323 his daughter's homodachi.
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>>101120675
>implying naming your children after burnt material is normal
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Noel seems normal enough.
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>>101111010
>dorothy...
>ROGER

jesus christ are you like 60 years old?

those names were like popular 2 decades
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>>101120963
Who the fuck wants to be called Noel

Seriously dude
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>>101121136
It's a French originated term for "Christmas"
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>>101110126
Space Dandy or Gats.

If full-blooded Asian, Saitama.

If a girl, then Jolyne.
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>>101121227
Who the fuck would want to be called Christmas.
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>>101121227
Yes and it is fucking gay.

Might as well call him "Easter"
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Hard mode: Name has to be japanese
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>>101121318
Boy - Japanese
Girl - Japanese
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>>101121377
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>101121318
Boy : Keichi
Girl : Sachiko

It's as Japanese as I can get without it sounding weird in English
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>>101121318
Boy - Ken
Girl - Mei

No one will know
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>>101120201
I can't tell if you're insane or genius.
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>>101110126
Pantyhose Taro
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>>101122144
Clearly insane. I'm the one who wants to name their daughter Rebecca and live in the slums of New York, rape their daughter and hope she turns into a pirate
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>>101122258
Why not send her to MIT instead so she'll become a high school teacher at 9?
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Fuck anime
I'm naming my daugther Mitsuru or my son Junpei
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>>101123290
Because I want a those fucking Cutlasses to exist in real life
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Hitagi if girl

Kaiki if guy.
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Ai if girl
Ken if boy
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>>101110126
Damn, Yukari is such a cute sensei.

My son would be named Narutu
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Karl.
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If boi kamina
If gal elsie (twgok)
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dark flame master



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