Let's switch it up a little. Go and hug your okaa-san and tell her you love her. Post results.
But my mother is dead. ;_;
>Mother stopped speaking to me when I was thirteen.
>Turning twenty three in a few days.
Oh, goddammit, not this feel again.
But OP, my mom is in a different country.
>mother's in Georgia
>I'm in Virginia
Maybe if you pay me for gas, or train tickets.
I feel like /a/ of all boards would have the poorest relations with their moms.
I did just now, she asked what I wanted.
My mom left when I was 16 and married another man. How about no.
I haet my mama
ITT: Mommy issues.
Let me know when we're ready to start making up incest stories.
Huh, woulda thought this thread woulda been more successful. I figured a lot of /a/nons must live their moms cause so many of you live in her basement.
But I live in a house with a scotsman, a greek and a chinaman.
I would, but i haven't been living with her since i was 16
I don't think I've heard this one before.
>Not telling your mother you love her everyday
It's like you hate her or something.
>just woke up, first thread I see is this
>go downstairs, mom is making breakfast
>hug her from behind, tell her I love her
>"Ara ara, you're not a little boy anymore. You really are a man now."
>mfw my morning erection was pressed up against her ass
>be me, now
>walk into my mothers room, see her reading a book
>she turns to me, expecting something important.
>"M-Mom.. Someone on /a/ told me to hug you..."
>she looks up,
>she says to me in the most mean voice a mother can have "go back to your room, you're 27, unemployed, and a high school drop out. you should be looking for jobs, not for animated childrens shows"
>want to correct her, but hold it back.
>walk out the door, right into my fathers chest.
>he looks at me, disgusted.
>"son, I saw your computer. what the fuck is with all these chinese cartoons? and why the fuck are you on 4chan?"
> tell him they're japanase
>he flips out
>"They're gay is what they is! I'm taking your computer and throwing it away tommorow! now get out of my sight!"
>walk back to my room in tears
>post this on /a/
d-did I do good OP?
I would, but she lives a few miles away and I've got stuff to do here pretty soon. Besides, she'd just say what >>101107328 said
>/a/ hates their mothers
What does this have to do with anime or manga? Sure looks like a blog thread to me.
She hugged me back and asked if I wanted to watch FMA Brotherhood with her.
>/a/ is a single person
She kissed my head.
But she's asleep.
> Implying /a/ is nothing but a hivemind
Dubs confirms /a/ has best moms
Really? Pretty cool.
My mother uses me as a scapegoat for ruining her marriage with an abuser (a marriage she gave six tries too, currently on the 7th), basically told me she wanted nothing to do with me, can't take responsibility for her own choices and plays the victim whenever she can.
I wouldn't willingly hug my mother if I was freezing in a blizzard at the top of Mt. Fuji.
I haven't hugged my mother since I was like 7.
Yeah, I've been showing her some anime and she loves it, so I sometimes watch it with her.
She's in a different country
if you want a hivemind go back to reddit where you can downvote everyone who opposes the hiveminds opinion
and how anyone can claim /a/, or just any board really, is a hivemind when more than half of thestreads start with or end in waifu wars is beyond me
Imouto threads would be up to at least 80 posts by this point.
But if I hug her then she'll want to start a conversation and that would keep me from /a/ and my chinese cartoons.
It's going to be alright, son. Things will get better soon.
She said "I love you too anon"
Hmmm a lot of issues with moms it seems.
Freud, there is a lot of work over here.
We need to get to work.
I prefer the Cartesian school of thought.
B-But okaa-sans aren't pure. At least with imouto and nee-chan threads there's the chance they aren't sluts and you're giving the purest love you can, but that's just not possible with okaa-sans!
>Aww, thanks Anon. ...Did you do something I should know about?
But you were already inside her before, what's the big deal about going back?
After reading several posts I can assume that most /a/ users are here rotting away, are obsessed with anime and in general, failures at life thanks to unsolved conflicts with their mothers.
Can't do that Op.
It would break the status quo.
Then endless chatter about things i already know.
>obsessed with anime
>failures at life