Best MG edition!
Best MG is a MG who sits in the damn corner until the weekend.
Hey, HEY. Don't take it out on the weekend.
Slime a shit
nah, nothing better than seeing your member inside of a slime girl.
Best monster girl incoming
Slime Girl made of shit.
Every blue slime girl you see from now on is that weird anti-septic blue stuff that's inside portaloos.
Dragon girl's the best
Monster girls: the re-suffering.
>Best MG edition!
Even had sex, or at least an erection when you're in that between state of drowsy and tired. It's fucking amazing.
I want a succubi waifu.
Dragons are me second go to MG.
>being squished between all three of them
best slime coming through!
dogs with wigs aren't monster girls!
>That super mega smut dragon ryu story
It has shattered my will as a paladin, I now embrace the monster girls as we walk hand in hand down the path to extinction
you have the pastebin for it?
Note that once the smut starts, it doesn't really end
>tfw if monster girls existed you'd probably use your dick to lure them in
>tfw you'd horribly trap and possibly murder them to sell on the market
Do you guys know how much people would pay for mermaid blood or a powerful dragoness' heart?
I'm sorry, /a/, but money is valuable.
Far more than any mg love.
Humans truly are the real monsters
Would be hard time getting that dragon heart, seeing that their scales deflect bullets.
To those wondering:
The author's place of work was burned down by an electrical fire. This led to a job loss, and he hasn't been around since then.
Or at least that's what /d/ told me.
We're humans, we'll find a way.
You shut your whore mouth you god damn xenophile.
>not using them for mercinary work.
what kind of shitty senator are you.
Don't you dare
>sheep girl wool
>bee girl honey
all this profit
All Monster Grills pretty good except setouchi's abominations
Seeing how many MGs straight up fuck physic's shit right up, I wouldn't be amazed if MGs would end up linked up in sequence and used as a giant horny battery for the rest of humanity
Exactly! We'll open plantations and give those filthy mg's what they want in return for luxuries.
They don't want love, they want dick and baby batter.
Any other good monster girl games than MGQ?
You are free to show me to those amazing nanomachines you so much have.
Other than that, your best bet would probably be harpoon and hope she wont parry it.
Eroico is a good game, but its pretty hard after some point
Wow that's really too bad. Hope his life is stable now
I just sell you to Kraken senator. Enjoy all those tentacles up the ass.
These things live and breathe like any other living being, so they'll die just fine somehow.
And it doesn't have to be dragons. I'm sure there are demands for other things such as giant crab meat.
That's not Tamamo
>Fall in love with slutccubus
>Ask her to marry you
>She giggles and agrees
>You come home from your 9-5 job
>She's fucking 3 other guys on your bed
>She laughs at you
>She then beckons you to join in
What do you do?
I cut off her tits.
So you manage to pick the one thing with even harder shell.
Also, may I remind you that if monstergirls saw humans taking advantage of them, they would lash back rather quickly. We would have not been allowed our current level of development.
>all dat losing mechanics
I wouldn't marry a succubus like that.
You better sell those god damn tits, Anon.
I never said that
Having a monster girl ranch would be amazing. Even better on those cold winters nights with everyone all cuddled up, a bunch of weresheeps all around you.
Not if you do it right.
The fuck is this shit.
Looks like I'll be joining the Paladins. They were right. Time to prove our devotion by cutting down our ex.
Armstrong pls go.
I'll take Tanuki for everything I've got
They're all like that /a/non
Don't trust the daemon lord's lies
You are lying anon.
Many succubi just want one husband to love and shower in love.
I do nothing because I wouldn't fall in love with a slut anyway, and it's not like something like that would happen to me even if MGs were real. The only thing I'm fated to be with is loneliness.
You sorely underestimate humanity.
See, /a/, this is what being a xenophile for monsters does.
It poisons you.
You better don't write more shits like this or I will cut your fucking hands.
get it on with both a humie or any mg of your choice. easy as pie.
Is it morally wrong to eat mgs?
>implying they aren't a small minority that are considered outcasts and deviants by others.
>have a queen slime in my room
>keep fucking it
>keeps getting bigger and semi dividing
>too big to hide
Anon cut it down with the Humanity fuck yeah copypastes.
Most of them are just
>human walks in, shoots a thing a bit bigger than it with a gun, kills it
>"AND THEN I KNEW THAT I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF GIANT MONSTERS OF WAR AND LEARNT THAT NO ONE WHO WANTS TO LIVE SHOULD TRY AND STOP THEM FOR THEY WILL KNOW UNHOLY RETRIBUITION OF THE GREATEST RACE ON EARTH"
and more caps lock fury.
crabgirl cyoa-anon here, would anyone like to finish the story right now? We were already close to the end anyway.
having sex with your holstaurus every day make her produce more and better milk, at least is they told me
That's wrong, anon.
Outcasts most of the time don't have homes.
These girls would have a home, my heart.
aw fuck I'm a lady killer
Its impossible to reason with the /tg/ scum that invaded /a/ and desotryed any semblance of quality in these threads
But monstergirls really would be superior to humans. They have the intellect that we do, mostly, and at the same time a mastery of magic and pure physical strength not even the best man-made machines can match up against. We literally have no way of retaliating against them should they decide to wipe us out.
T-Time to move? Last thing we would want is to be dragged off to her rape dungeon for all eternity?
I like the stories when the humies stop a genocide or stomp a superior force with their space gypsy friends. the rest ends up being tripe.
MG animu when?
Here's a greentext you might enjoy
No matter how many times I see this pic, the one eating the grass in the background always looks like she has a mustache.
What about importing different breeds? To attempt getting a better product.
That is so bad.
I don't care about how it'll affect the fanbase. Just imagine them lamia tail movements fully animated, that slime jelly boucing around, them harpy feathers moving in the wind.
Pretty shit to be honest anon.
Reminds me of the horror Anon posted about the monster parts being CGI.
meh the pacing is terrible and the plot is retarded, the writing style is decent at least and the grammar doesn't burn me.
Well there was that MG 3d game thing
The beastly bits animated would be one thing, the sounds another. That slight sound from her slithering over the carpet, the tile; the harpys clack of her nails on the floor, the ruffle of her feathers; the centaurs clomps of her hooves, the swishing of her tail.
Like it was necessary to make me want it more.
Why remind us of that Anon? WHY?
It got fulled funded iirc
Monstergirls aren't real and they will never be, you will never do anything with your monstergirl waifu nor you will have a monstergirl daughteru.
>Having no trust
not a good idea, the minotaur is bigger and stronger, and she can get jealous and hurt the docile holstaurus
Slight preview of the future sounds.
I got long ago that 2D could never meet 3D. It still hurts.
If mgs were real, what makes you think there wouldn't be a male of their respective species?
They wouldn't have a preference for humans.
Black people fuck white people fuck yellow people.
It's essentially the same, just a longer time.
Okay, but what studio, then?
Pic ralated the only proper monster girl anime
best girl wins
Also old guy has a slime waifu
welp the church was right after all, time for cleansing
NHK government television.
No lewd allowed, only hand-holding and walks in the park.
Eh... but Okayado does MM as skinny girls.
Not that a little health wouldn't be appreciated.
It's on my "to watch" list, but I only know that gif, and the one with the girl falling into the sea, which makes me think it's suffering. Hence, I'm not sure I should...
oh god yes
Too bad it was just a movie not a show.
Sure lets finish it
boundaries have to be pushed. they may strike the holy grail between the two.
Fear Boner activate. Jeezus watching her just moving would ruffle my feathers.
Have we ever decided on who would be voicing the girls?
>full moon episode
Just add a few more little curves here and there, not just straight lines.
Those lines are curvish enough as it is, no need to overdo it. I don't have anything against healthy girls, just not them.
Dude, it's only 25 min long
>best girl winning
They should make kickstarter project like LWA guys. Considering mg's popularity they could get money for 3-4 ep OVA
Don't forget, this is what would be aired, we'd have to buy the Blurays for uncensored.
Well... I can make people think of one thing if I said.
"Think of the possibilities?"
I bet you want it uncensored Mr Hugemeatstick.
Her spider parts would be CGI
>best girl wins
Wouldn't that be kinda obvious though? Teacher would be like " Where's your head?" While the guy behind her is moaning and cums on the floor.
Do you not?
Okay then. Here's the pastebin in case someone feels like reading up to where we got.
and the last post from yesterday.
“This pipe is a tool of justice, a tool which I use to protect the weak from others who would abuse them!” you jump from her claws and land next to her with your pipe in hand. She seems interested “I just can’t believe that even in my future home with my wife, a stranger I remain.” you grip the pipe with two hands and hold it over your head. launching it toward the entrance. “It has to be this way.” She whispers in your ear before leading you upward.
The remainder of the walk upward she holds your hand and impatiently waits for you as you try to trudge up a set of stairs obviously meant for a large crustacean and not a human. Within a few minutes of beginning your ascent she grabs your collar with her large pincer and places you on the cool hardened chitin of her back. “T-This is only for now so don’t think you can just ride me like a centaur!” without any time to waste she scuttled up the remaining stairs.
You almost fell various times during her rush and by the time she was at the top you were hanging on by her breasts, not that she seemed to mind. Instead her breath was shallow and her face was flushed as she slowly scuttled the rest of the distance with you still on her back. “t-that was a good ride.” She smiled at you and clicked her pincers happily before leading you to a door in the back of the hallway.
“This is where we’ll be having fun.” She slid the door open revealing the thing you had least expected to see. In front of you a large bed was waiting with clean sheets and a small chandelier that hung from the ceiling, which was fine if not for the large piles of eggs that she had laid and placed on top of the mattress. “I-I hope you don’t mind if we just rush into it.” She pushed you in with her claw and shut the door behind her.
i guess it is
>Teacher would be like " Where's your head?"
Holy shit laughing audibly is fun.
How the fuck is she supposed to reply? Shrugging?
it would be cute if her body started panicking and run away, leaving the head behind
Id think we better say "please be gentle" but I doubt she will have any mercy. She really wants you.
Did you change this, I remember her asking if you wanted to be a dad
Since I don't know how exactly crabs make babies, if you impregnate her and she lays eggs then I say, "are these someone else's babies? I don't want to take care of another makes children as a rush to the door and push her aside and slide down the railing of the stairs and rush outside and look for my metal pipe katana to protect myself is she follows.
If I'm suppose to jizz on them to make the babies then I tell her we barely spent any time together and we should wait a little before we have babies because we won't have any alone time with just the two of us if we have them now while walking up to her and entwining my fingers in hers
She would take the dick out of her mouth and say down here teach!
The author is american?
How did he managed to be accepted to japanese dlsite?
There's some grill falling in the sea and spider legs closing in on her or something. Looks like she's dying or something.
i don't know what he is, but im sure he is not japanese
don't cut yourself with that edginess anon
its funny that Virgil did the edgiest thing in that game.
say "they're called chips you fucking mongoloid crustacean"
complain about not letting me know before hand, then join in. as long as balls don't touch its not gay.
This. Smothering girls in copious amounts of semen and then bro-fisting my partners in crime is my fetish
I'm a yandere, so i think those people wouldn't leave the house alive
>Inb4 yandere only relates to womens
yea it was longer before, I had to cut out that last bit in order to put the pastebin link.
How's bondage treating you?
If they're smart about it she would just make having her head conveniently disappear a bit of a habit so the teacher's desensitized to it. It wouldn't even take long.
gb2 the rape attic Lilith.
She was filthy human. No one gives a fuck about her. Happy ending for everyone
>Not wanting to shove several dicks into a single hole
>Not making sure your balls don't touch so its not gay
>Not leaving your succubus an ahe~ahe~ mess while you head downstairs to watch the game with your new friends
Dude what are you doing
>Marrying a succubus
>Fucking her for eternity isn't your job by then
Is your body and spirit really that weak, Anon?
I want to be bullied by Lilith-chan
I'll give it a go, then.
At least she's not being ntr.
It's not rape if she wants it.
I'm trying to have a healthy relation, do you even try?
>Sharing your waifu
>Being beta enough to stay with her after she cheated on you
You're a human to you degenerate race traitor scum
Why do Arachnefags keep trying to act like their waifu isn't a rapist sociopath
>delinquent dullahan at MG high school
> head is on roof watching anime on a laptop
>body in class
i can't into imagination someone finish this for me
But I'm not an Arachnefag.
I'm a Miiafag
>characters are monsters and women at the same time
this game/manga is 2spooky for me.
But the crazies are entertaining. At first, you start finding little webbed up post-it notes with little hearts...
Then they starts putting her picture in place of others in your house...
Then one night you wake up unable to move since she managed to put some of her venom in you, temporarily paralyzing you for her to play with.
So she's a monster girl?
What's the problem
i love girls that can transform into monster girls
Do you want me to continue?
Or should I stop? After all, the lack of smut, the MC not being a self-insert, the shitty writing, and the lack of NPH makes me almost as bad as KC.
Well, that's a big part of why we like her.
A monster girl thread monster girl
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So a lot like us then? Clearly we're a perfect match.
yeah but she was a bitchy human who got between a man and his spider daughteru
I wouldn't call her a sociopath, she's just been treated like shit by everyone she's met until now; it's understandable she's a bit distrusting
Are robotgirls monstergirls?
Today news, anon doesn't know what socipath means.
That same shit's happened to me, but I'm not dragging off little girls to rape them in my attic.
Depends on the kind of robot girl.
Oh, woe is you anon.
oh look, it's you again.
>not knowing about Niel Patrick Harris
I'm getting too old for this generation of fans.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
You're nowhere near as bad as KC is.
Meh, still illegal in Canada and Australia.
Fucking Canadia and Australia.
Worst places on earth.
Stop reminding me of this shit, reindeer fuckers.
You want the other one too? Ok!
They also put mayo on hamburgers.
And complain about it being 50 degrees.
and they rub it in our face that they get such cheap slavshit
That video will make your reputation go up in flames.
And they drink milk from bags.
I want to see your faces when Rach goes up in flames trying to save Darling.
>Rach dressing up in a Spider-Man costume
>Comes out in a Venom outfit
Many can mean either most or a sizeable minority. I can see that though. Succubi are much like people in the end. Very horny people yes but they do think about things other than sex.
Perhaps some prefer to do certain things before the sex, like debate philosophical issues, conduct SCIENCE, spar, watch the anime they're following this season, maybe just have a nice chat about your troubles as she both soothes and seduces you. She'd want and need lots of sex, but nothing says she'd sleep around on you if you give her the daily dose of dick she wants and needs to stay healthy. If all they ever did was fuck they'd be boring. There's more to it than that, and that's what makes them sexy.
waiting is pain
At least we don't still use the imperial system you hosers!
>saving Darling by sacrificing herself
Such fiery passion!
>exhentai search founds nothing
I know how to use both, come at me. >>101099906
You cheeky cunt
>sacrificing herself to save darling
At least we don't pour Maple Syrup on everything or act like better than everyone else.
More like dead girl.
>the filename isn't the doujin's name
Fuck that shit.
>Actively attempts to tie down and rape a man with no consideration for his feelings or any of the feelings of the 3 other girls she knows are in love with him for her own personal (sexual) satisfaction
>Seldom feels guilt for any of her actions despite many being questionable
>Blames her body for the reason people dislike her but never at any moment shown in time has she considered it might have been her personality that was getting to people
>actively takes plans and acts out Blackmailings ,kidnappings, and BDSM sessions
I'd say sociopath, yes.
Isn't that Hroz?
>Not recognizing Hroz.
My image of succubi are girls that, well, like fucking a lot, but outside sex they are kind of clingy and enjoy doing love-dovey couple stuff.
They love to "experience love", if you will. Have a big heart in other words. For one husband, of course.
And also get extremely bitchy while pregnant.
It's a doujin by Hroz if I got the art style right. So just search that, it'll be in there somewhere.
>not knowing hroz
>being this new
Jesus fuck. Who let them in?
He has million succubus ones but this one is not there
If Rachnee's so bad, who do YOU think is best girl?
>remember the name of every artist whose work you've fapped to
Either you're terribly new or you have outstanding memory.
Take my votes senator!
Oh it was one page one
>Being into monstergirls
>Not knowing the king of vanilla
Well they are wanting to fap to succubus, the most normalfag of monster girls..
>Not recognizing artists when they have extremely distinct styles like hroz
Not everyone is dumb like you
>save anyone but herself
That family and probably more people hated her before even meeting her.
She's half-spider, and when spiders are fought to a corner just for being spiders, they fight back.
>what is teasing?
Again, she's half spider, and due to black-widow stereotype she enjoys being the dominant one.
Not like anything you said is sociopath behaviour, in any case, so my point still stands.
Have you read his other 2 stories? They shorted but have proper endings
>Either you're terribly new
How? Not like there are a lot of MG artist's out there.
>Not knowing all the MG artist by heart.
Apply yourself, then come see me.
Couldn't you say that about different groups of humans as well?
But anon, all women are bitchy when pregnant.
Yeah, but succubus become triple bitchy.
"Wakes you up at 3 AM to go buy ice cream unless you want to get fucked 24 hours straight"-bitchy.
I thought we come here to get away from real women and any negative realism.
How is progress on Hitomi's chapters?
>For one husband, of course.
Everyone, everyone! Get a load of this guy! Point at him, point at him and laugh!
New chapter when? New CW when, Translation when?
All humans are more or less the same.
Two legs, two arms, two eyes, a bit of pain resistance, adrenaline, adapt incredibly easily.
Then we have dragon-girls which shrug off heavy arms fire, lizardwomen and salamanders which are the perfect infantrymen, echidna which can butt-fuck reality if they feeling bitchy, etc.
>And also get extremely bitchy while pregnant
Not yet, still trying to truck on through the ryu and dragon one.
It makes me a bit sad that MC has to be shared with the other girls instead of just being with that ryu considering how much she loves him.
Fuck people who want more than one wives, monster girls give you all of their heart when you become their husbands and if you have more than one, then you can't return her love with all of yours. Either you only give both of the wives half of your heart, or one more than the other. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night racked in grief and pain over a creature so devoted to me she loves me with all her being yet I can only give her back half of my love. They might smile while they are together with you but deep inside they hurting, knowing that they don't have all of your love.
I think they'd pale in comparison to Dragons and Onis.
>they want ice cream
>tell them there isn't a store for miles
>destroy everything in a 700 mile radius
My canon is Hroz's works.
>Not wanting monogamous relationship
Try Vanadis games
Well Miia is very affectionate and caring however this comes to the point of being clingy and careless about certain things
Cerea behaves very decently over all and shows incredible loyalty but seems to have her head in the clouds quite often
Papi shows great ease at making friends with just about anyone and is very fun loving, however she is a complete and total ditz.
Suu is a somehow sentient ooze whose behaviors, size, strength, and intelligence varies wildly over time as she watches and learns
I can't really say who out of them I like the best. All I can say is that I see very few redeeming qualities in Rachnee besides her blatant desire for people acting honest. However she seems to want this to the point of people having no more inkling of proper soical behavior
What are you implying, faggot?
Pretty good. Waiting on scripts to see if what all needs redrawn.
No idea, AB's group doesn't do 12Beast, soon, soon.
This makes me want to write a story where the MC roasts a hostile harpy alive on a campfire.
“We’ve barely had time together, don’t you think it would be better to get to know each other for a while before thinking of children?” You walk toward her and place your hand on her shoulder. Her face turns sour and she slaps away your hand with her claw. “We’re not married until we have children! You promised you would marry me!” With her incredible agility she uses her second pincer to grasp your hip.
“You’re not having second thoughts are you anon?!” You can see she’s clenching her teeth as she raises you up and pulls you close to her face. Even in this terrifying moment where she could sever you in half you can’t help but admire her.
“You don’t understand what I want!” in one fluid movement she’s thrown you onto the bed and humps you while her pincers slowly carve away at your shirt, within a few seconds you’re left shirtless while her human arms grip you with surprising strength to the bed. “You just need to relax Anon, once you cum on my eggs you’ll see how wondrous it is to be a father.” She presses her sweating body against yours and holds your face with her hands before giving you a deep kiss. “Don’t you want this?” she smiles at the feeling.
“We can still have more dates. Just now we’ll have a million little daughters as well, isn't it lovely?!” Her rutting against you intensifies and at some point your pants are torn to shreds. “Just relax Anon, I’ll do everything for you.” Her crab-like mouth engulfs your member which hardens, the feeling of it drives her to blush and press herself even harder against you.
“I’m almost tempted to have you cum inside of me, but there’s something I need!” You begin to twitch as she breathes heavily, her tongue slightly exposed as she tries to rise off of you. “Just cum on my eggs and we’ll be parents, please?” You can feel her body indecisive between making you release ins her or on her eggs.
Im making fun of how Succubi fuck other men, and would not be with one man.
See my post. Prove me wrong. You might as well go for a Vamp, or Elf.
But none of them are translated...
I like elves even if they are cosplay tier.
And they are for loving gently and consensually.
>cums on the floor
>not cums in her mouth and she holds it in her cheeks until she reattaches her head so she can swallow
Wow dude you're incredibly unpleasant.
Please stop being such a rude person.
And dogs arent for hunting or guarding property either.
>are for loving gently and consensually.
Being so delusional is amusing
Go watch kuroinu
Which is rape in Japan.
this is dwarf territory, get out
You should be used to it anon, after all; your waifu needs 3-4 more guys to be satisfied.
Wrong mate, elves are for global elf genocide.
>Wait! You Intend to Rape Me Like in One of Your Ero-Doujins, Don't You?
You're in the good path, don't listen to other people, anon.
Just saying the true anon, you'll just have to sit and watch your wife get fucked my other guys. Its all you buddy.
>I'm making fun of how Succubi fuck other men, and would not be with one man.
And you base this on?
If one would bother to marry a man, it would be quite certain that they would stay together.
That's the joke
Also lamia story translated to my language so I'm pleased
>All that money you could make in the MG universe as Kentucky Fried Harpy
Elf genocide best day of my life
No fuck YOU people.
You're just jealous a cute elven girl will never like you.
They were living with her. She had many opportunities to show she meant well, yet apparently didn't even to a point she was willing to sell her to someone.
Since when is tying someone you barely know to a bad and getting naked on top of them teasing?
She fits the stereotype and the stereotype is a very negative, uncaring, "I might eat my husband after sex" kind of one.
wrong, they are for slavery and entertainment of the soldiers
Elves are terrible creatures
It's either rape or be raped
>You might as well go for a Vamp, or Elf
B-But I like vampires.
succubi are made for one thing only
helping lonely anons find human girls to fuck and tenderly love
They are just human women with pointed ears.
Why would i want something thats worthless for anything other than raping and getting momentary gratification?
I rather get myself a real woman.
Here is some heartwarming picture of orc husbands tenderly feeding their happy elf waifus with yogurt
>looking for trouble in a dwarf territory
Since you said ist near the ending I guess give in to her?
fuck, pic fell off
Face it man, elves are snooty and capricious. It's practically human nature to hate their attitude despite them having very nice bodies. If people don't think the elves deserve to be high and mighty over them, as very few renditions of elves deserve to, people are going to want to enslave and rape them to knock them down a peg. Because we can. So if we do this and the elves still act like they're better than us, the next course of action is genocide.
Because fuck elve
What if they are high elves and have long faces too?
>Being forced to rape someone
I would rather castrate myself.
Can't trust them knife eared bitches.
You can't show you mean well to people that hate you and fear you just for being who you are and looking scary.
People like that will always hate you. They sold her for fuck's sake. Even if you just can't stand a person you don't get rid of them that way.
>Since when is tying someone you barely know to a bad and getting naked on top of them teasing?
Maybe for humans is way too excessive, but for a half-spider woman it isn't.
>She fits the stereotype
Of course she does. Don't you think a gentle, ara ara~ and a bit clumsy spider woman wouldn't fit?
Mostly every single spider creature in mythology has been either evil, extremely selfish and murderous and incredibly astute (even if in real life spiders don't really mind you if you don't mind them), unlike, say, dragons who are shown as honourable sometimes, or horses.
I need more like that.
I prefer to break them down with kindness
Kindness is the solution to all problems, right?
Marriage before children, we don't want our kids to be made fun of, do we?
orcs are bros
Man, elf males must be the biggest betas of life. No wonder fema;e elves prefer to be raped and dominated by men then settle down in forests
Humans > magic twinks
You people are horrible.
Don't listen to them! You are on the right path. Theses animal wouldn't even know how to care for a qt Elf girl. Savages!
Slut be slutting.
Does cumming in crab girls not do anything if you need to cum on her eggs to have babies? That seems kind of shitty.. I guess cum inside her and if she really wants to have those eggs fertilized she can take it out of her vag and put it on the eggs.
Just as the heavens intended.
Made to be raped.
>the next course of action is genocide.
This is kind of funny because I think I never seen fantasy works in which humanity was superior to "elven-ish" races.
Well, only in Japanese ones, but every single piece of Japanese art is fueled by envy, frustration, hate and lust, so it doesn't really count.
this is what they want!
>the next course of action is genocide.
take a bath of dead elf
Elves have the quality, but not the quantity. Humans tend to vastly outnumber them so if the humans got down to genocide they'd be the last race standing.
You seem to have gotten something wrong here.
You should already know this. It's pretty basic, you know.
>me discussing monster girls with bros
first off you did that backwards and secondly I think you are forgetting who is top of the food chain these days
Why is it that elves act so superior?
They had a couple thousand year headstart, and they still use trees as houses and are tech-challenged. They're also inbred.
Oh shit. Someone updated v4 so its actually good
>no secret box
But it is objectively shit
If we want to get technical elves usually have pacts with the trees, nature and shit so it's kind of hard to take the fight to their turf.
Besides they're not only excellent marksmen but incredibly great at magic, and are really sneaky.
It'd be like trying to fight the air while blindfolded.
You fuck! Trans it into engrish! Naow!
oh you are right.
I'm proud of you.
>Maybe for humans is way too excessive, but for a half-spider woman it isn't.
>Mostly every single spider creature in mythology has been either evil,
Exactly. She fits the stereotype of being a generally bad person. So I don't get why you people insist on saying she's the best girl at least once a thread. Back story or no she's still in general not a great person
You realize they are good at magic right?
i still can't understand what the dark matter says...
There's a new secret box but I forgot to save it.
It's a Devil
Thats just tolkien nonsense who was a elf apologist scum.
That's cute as fuck
It's one of my favorite doujins
Too bad all his other works are yaoi dipshit
You realize shes switched over to hetero for awhile now right?
Usually certain species are always female. Lamia, harpies, and medusae are invariably female in mythology for example.
Even so, lots of people have a taste for the exotic. Every group has its xenophiles.
The path of vanilla is getting kind of hard though.
I can't discuss it anywhere. Post an elf on /a/ and bam, rape.
Not to mention when fa/tg/uys barge in, it gets worse.
I'm not gonna quit but I feel kind of alone. Everyone can talk about their monstergirl waifus with other people, I can't without some douchenozzle insulting.
I think it was along the lines of: "Are you seriously going to do this and something about thousand lost souls."
spontaneously combust and burn everything in a 10 city block radius to ash
Good way to fix that, just start a forest fire. It's easy.
They got power, but they could be creatively challenged. It's not the size of your mana battery, but how you use it that is the true mark of a powerful mage.
Also guns, they'd stick with bows forever because of tradition and shit. Humans ain't got time for that bullshit, we'd tech up faster than they would. Magic is nice, but none can stand against the transcendent power of SCIENCE!
i think it said something about blood...
>black matter keeps the souls of the men she raped
>she is constantly a thousand lost souls
>you are next
>trying to burn an Ent.
The only burn that's gonna be left will be in your asshole from the branch-fuck.
Why do elves always look so tenderly... huggable? hugworthy?
Then just ignore the one insulting you. Not everyone likes the same thing or is decent enough not to be an ass.
They're good at magic.
They're also three thousand years behind humanity in terms of technology and other things. How is it that humanity is always protrayed as weak? When you hear a story about a dragon being slain, is it an elf who did it? NO! IT WAS A FUCKING HUMAN.
To make them pleasing to rape.
Because they are cute and lovely.
Yeah sure, mate, sure.
>it takes fucking decades for an elf wizard to reach level 1
>for her human counterpart it only takes few short years
This means that either a) elves suck at teaching or b) elves suck at magic.
But where is secret box option?
I would rather chop my arm off.
I wouldn't be bitching if it was only one guy with a 50 second interval, but they're a lot.
Both are good.
>Magic vs Technology
>Aim TOS-1 Buratino at Elven forest
God bless you Russia, and your 220mm napalm rocket artillery
>every day with succubus waifu!
Even then why elves?
Most of the time they just act like normal girls accept they are going to outlive you by who knows how many year. Or they're going to be tsundere or some crap.
The only thing different about them at all is the ears. Your free to like what you like but in a MG thread there's "vanilla" monster girls, and the monster girls whose taste can only be related to those chalky heart shaped candies with shit written on them. And elves unfortunately fit that category.
A thousand souls you say?
>I would rather chop my arm off.
Why am I even masturbating to this? Shit's nasty yo.
As a paladin of love and Justice, Everyone is entitled to spending time with their partner of choice.
Any succubus variation
All other heavily corrupting monstergirls
The Daemon lord
The Chief god
Then It's purge on sight
I guess it's time to purify the lands and to exterminate the scum.
Why would a paladin want to kill the chief god? He isn't doing any corrupting
>being this weak and pathetic who cant even give unto elves their meaning of life
Kill them, then swear to kill every last monster, demon and degenerate in the realm.
>and thus started Anon's eternal crusade
That actually sounds pretty reasonable to me, all the monstergirls you mentioned are heavy influences of corrupt energy that fundamentally destroy any human who gets near them
just one question Paladin-kun what do you feel about kephri beetles
Are spiders ok?
So you think walking around raping people is right, huh?
All demons are purge on sight.
he saids you couldn't fuck the chief god, the chief god is for tenderly worshipping.
Do what she wants.
>And elves unfortunately fit that category.
Fuck you buddy.
Regarding your other question. I don't really know, I know they're like girls with point ears but I just really like them.
I guess it's the attitude they usually have, first cold and arrogant and then very lovable and caring.
I'm saying that if I were forced to rape,I'd just do it.
Just brainwashing people into killing monsters for the greater good.
So you just like Tsunderes?
Are you the Anarchy Paladin I saw several threads ago saying "No Gods, No Masters" and all that?
Get out before I punt you out stumpy scum
The real Ubermench is here
Good thing I'm a witch doctor.
Even if I like the perfectly legal Cecaelia most.
>Implying it isn't in our DNA to purge monsters
Sorry, take this pic with dragon waifu as my apologies
You sure about that?
So you just cheat on your waifu daily by raping others then?
Angels are not meant to breed with human lowlifes.
They should behave the way they should, otherwise they must be killed.
why is she so perfect
I don't like the "i-it's not like I want to suck your cock" act.
I like it when they're actually arrogant and cold at first. Tsundere is just (failing at) acting hostile while desperately trying not to pounce MC's fat cock.
It's all the process getting her [x] told, melting the ice, arrogant front and then her being lovey-dovey. Without the aid of my penis and rope, that is.
I also like the pointy ears, of course.
>NTRing best girl
Fuck you and your shitty-ass fetish.
Fuck that doujin.
I read it because I was curious a long time ago and felt like shit for an entire day afterwards.
More like an Ojou.
NTR A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
That's because you lack spine.
>Be playing Part 1 of MGQ on Hard
>Got Sylph and started the fight with the first Chimera
>Whitling down both of our health, with me having to use up my SP to meditate
>Whittled it down to 2/3 health so Sylph can finally activate, but repeatedly get 1 SP left
>On 50-ish health, knowing I can take an attack, I attack to get the SP needed for Sylph
>Uses trance move, then repeatedly gets me down to zero and get vored
>It keeps happening everytime I reload
I'm just really attached to my arm.
Ahobaka isn't welcome here
Basically it's saying that if you pick the dark matter you are a fool for demonic entities cannot be contained by the lowly concepts of weak mortals. If you pick you, you pretty much end the world as she rapes you non-stop for eternity.
>Getting mad about RNG: The Game
Spidergirls are a miracle of the universe
Let us be honest here, in a monster girl world you could probably replace it with something better.
Or go full Lion on them and go hell and back and back to hell and back and rip out demons arm to attach to yourself.
i....i am not so sure i want that....
I'm perfectly happy with my own arm and see no need to replace it.
Sorry, take this pic with centaur waifu as my apologies
But what of great Paladins whose heart begin to ache for companionship after the years?
Wouldn't it be better for them to meet an angel than to have some demon taking advantage of them in their weakness?
It's like the Valkyrie deal that vikings got. Only the angel wants to hang around with the guy before he dies
>look up artist
>most of his other stuff is people getting raped by black people
But think of the possibilities!
You could even gloriously reconstruct yourself.
I have no idea what monstergirl Douman made here but I love it now.
Seems he's going for realism
But I don't wanna
If V1 has the main harpies... maybe V2 will have Asterios measurements.
>you will never have an ork monstergirl waifu who will chop your limbs off with her kustom choppa and replace it with kool flash bionkeez
just grant me the Emperor's peace now.
He made a seafood platter
You thrust forward one last time into her and she responds by collapsing on you, her muscles cease to work and instead she twitches pathetically while you also cum, Your hips move on their own and with each thrust you feel a wave of pleasure overcome you as well as the familiar sensation of your cum filling her to the brim. She moans while her own body tries to push against you in time with your thrusts and her arms tightly wrap themselves around your neck. Her breasts pushed against your face and her perky nipples begging for you to lick them.
“AAAAANON!!!!” she screams your name in a funny tone while kissing your hair and smelling it, slowly she stops thrusting back at you and she relaxes, her body still twitching semi-regularly. She eventually lets go of you and looks you in the eyes, she’s blushing heavily and her face is covered in sweat from your passionate lovemaking. “I-I’m so lucky to have you Anon.” she moves forward and rewards your effort with a deep kiss
Her face suddenly clouds up as if she was forgetting something, she looks back at you suspiciously before suddenly gasping and turning to her eggs. “We were supposed to fertilize them!” she pouts and her tiny feminine hands pound against your chest weakly. “You distracted me with pleasure Anon! No fair!” She is trying to seem angry but you can tell she’s actually quite happy by the red blush on her face, you smile at her and she scowls even harder.
She sighs and passes her fingers through your hair before looking at you with a frown. “I guess I’ll forgive your deception this one time, but don’t think that I’ll forget about this! I’m going to make you a daddy!” Her words are contradictory to her actions as she gives you a warm hug and places her lips to your ears. “let’s enjoy ourselves a bit more for now” you feel her hot breath and a slight giggle before she starts rutting once more.
the end. Epilogue in a few.
>But what of great Paladins whose heart begin to ache for companionship after the years?
They are fucking Blackguards if they do, real Paladins are married to their job.
Notice that Nyamota's elf drawings are mostly always them being cute or happy.
Well, once or twice.
He even has a vanilla doujin about an elf wife.
The Angels are not meant to breed with human kind. Only a fool would sully the eternal purity of Angelkind, a great Paladin shall find companionship in humanity, for non-humans are not worthy of the great warriors of truth and justice.
All demonspawn and every last one of the corrupted Angels must be eradicated.
you bet your ass, I'm paving a way for a bright future of co-existance and co-prosperity
Paladin of love and justice. Angels and the chief god aren't love and justice, they're just as controlling as the daemon lord, therefore they should be purged
>Purpously corrupt Men
PURGE ON SIGHT
NOTHING STANDS IN THE WAY OF MUTUAL TRUE LOVE
NO GODS NO MASTERS
I want to die for my monstergirl waifu.
Fucking martyrdom fantasies I swear.
Sorry, but new phyrexia does not take no for an answer.
Now move to sector 4 so we can reconstruct to a higher lifeform.
Elves are too guarded to fuck
I'd be fine with being a Blackguard with my fallen angel Waifu. Do so much damage to the church and establish such a cult that we both end up registering on the celestial level and become gods. That sounds nice
Besides, angels are married to their jobs as well. So if they have the same job, it's kind of like a three way marriage.
>NO GODS NO MASTERS
Did you fall out with our supreme benevolent goddess?
Angels do not run around purging abominations and heretics.
Shin, is that you?
All this elf talk would make her ears burn.
Its not like bestiality is any good either.
>How to make love to your spouse
why i find it so funny?
I have a whole fucking military-drama fantasy about it.
It's completely autistic but I can't stop.
I don't know man. They fight demons. Demons are kind of like heretical angels if you think about it. And an angel who does no serve their god? What more of an abomination is there?
I would kill others' monster girl waifus,
Fucking psychopathic tendencies.
So like Gate, but not shit?
>Evil bitch that halts progress
She's just as bad as druella, only she hides it better
Is that guy who was going to do the Monster Girl Sentai story still around? Or did that plan fall through?
>you will never walk you Centaur daughter to school on her first day by the hand .
>you will never pick her up after school and take her for some carrot ice-cream
>you will never come home to your Centaur waifu making dinner, and yelling at you for spoiling the girls appetite
>you will never wash the dishes after dinner, then join your wife and daughter for some tv.
>you will never give your Centaur wife 4 handcrafted horseshoe wedding rings.
>you will never kiss your Centaur daughter on the forehead when you carry her to bed.
>you will never stay awake with your wife and talk about the things that need to be done the next day, and fall asleep with hands intertwined
Fuck I made myself sad.
Though I'm kind of intrigued how do you know that an acquaintance of yours has such embarrassing thoughts.
>giving a shit about progress when there is an utopia
Well centaurs are Elf horses in a way.
As in, better than them, like elves are better than humans
What's the point in living in a world without monstegirls?
I love that the English release has this as 'our daughter'
stopped reading there.
We are not a carrot family.
>you will never kick a centaurgirls legs so they break and they have to put her down
Fuck, now im sad.
No, some writeranon is doing a monster girl and war story although I haven't read it and I thought you, being him, had just spoiled the ending
Nigger, progress is all.
Without progress life stagnates and dies.
Jesus, anon,you too?
I thought I was the only one with that retarded idea in my head.
What kind of story have you made up for that?
>being willing to die for the person you love
>I have a whole fucking military-drama fantasy about it
Are you me?
MY FUCKING SIDES
To laugh at people like you?
And then you will never part ways as you go to sleep in separate areas since she has a lower body of a horse and sleeps standing, while you are alone in bed being lonly
Dying is the bitch move. You don't attain happiness by dying for your waifu, you get it by making the other dumb sonuvabitch die for his!
They try and kill you, you kill them right back. And you don't stop until they're all dead or running home to momma. Going into battle expecting to die will ensure it happens. Think positive, nobody survived D-Day thinking they were machine gun fodder, he thought he was gonna blow that damn pillbox to hell!
Damn nigga, that movie looks ballin.
You're implying any of them could get organized enough to form an army. When many of them dislike even being around each other by default. Dragons even despise the other monster species.
Because it's not something you need a book for
Thats for suckers who wont join our magnificient goddess in eternal heavenly bliss.
>But think of the possibilities!
That's Dullahan's sentence mothafuka.
>you will never sit next of her while waiting for the doctor to arrive
>you will never get to enjoy her despair and fear of death
>you will never make sure that the last thing that she sees before dying is your sadistic smirk
maybe she is so pure, she needs a guide
You are just as bad as daemon apologists
Really? Is it done already or he's writing it?
Maybe I can sate my warmonger urges.
It's not that thought that's embarrassing, that's quite honourable. It's the whole fantasy-made world.
It's some sort of Orcs (who fight mostly in melee, are huge and are a lot) and daemons (which are more sophisticated) invade Earth and control half of the it setting, so mankind and monstergirls, who somehow are in Earth too (I need to fill that plothole) are locked in a endless stalemate with them.
Are you implying humanity could get organized enough to form a human army?
>you will never watch the doctor administer the lethal drugs
>you will never watch her father crumble in despair over her corpse
>you will never casually ask him what time the barbeque will start this weekend
The fact that my waifu wouldn't fit in the gunner seat on a heavy fighter really ruins a lot of potential military drama fantasies for me
I know this is late but crabs don't reproduce that way.
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor, dumb bastard die for his!
>Implying no steamroll
Anon please, any orc army would be dead with a single bombing run.
Did i just hear some fucking heresy?
>having a fat waifu
But dullahans cannot do that much anyway.
Nothing of the level of improvised surgery.
Like I said I don't read it, I think he's done like 8 chapters or so.
What does it feel like to be coiled for hours by a lamia and loved tenderly?
Daemons have specially great anti-aircraft measures.
This way I can take the story to the good ol' infantry.
they joys of having a dullahan gf
planes aren't really compatible with non-humanoid monstergirls
And two or three ribs broken
In other words
> artillery what's that? mixed with muh GI fuck yeah
You would break down from the happiness overload.
it's probably exhausting. Cozy and very intense emotional experience. But physically exhausting
There is artillery but there is just too many of the fucking orcs.
Kill one and ten more appear, even bigger and angrier.
Ofcourse they are combatible, you just aim at them and press the button to fire.
bullshit just fire off some missiles with iron and silver bomblets. if that fails throw crosses at those faggots
B-but she does love you, right?
Is it true love?
Why are yanderes so superior to any other dere, especially in monstergirls?
It'd be worth it.
Only thing better than having a dullahan gf is having one and being one at the same time.
That stuff usually has to salted to hell and the texture is shit. The human part just makes people sick. A centaur waifu would make a terrible meal
Even then, it's a steamroll for Human forces. I mean really, just have a mixture of IFV-bound infantry being supported by a line of Main Battle Tanks and MGS with heavy artillery support and you have some fucked-up demons.
But that's a lie, anon.
A reptile wont show affection unless they really think you are someone special.
Not sluts like succubi or elves.
They're not. Dandere girls are the best.
Demons aren't just anti-aircraft.
They're like a modern army.
Anyways it's kind of embarrassing to talk about this.
Because they make such great stories.
Ofcourse horse meat can be barbequed, its not completly worthless.
Lamias aren't sluts right? She looks so pure.
god....you could write an entire new kama sutra for dullahan couples
There were two books that basically asked "What would happen if the armies of hell and heaven invaded for real?"
And the results were mostly the demons and angels getting torn apart by machineguns since daemonic armours and spears dont do shit against tanks.
Dryer, firmer and less soft than getting wrapped up by Cecaelia.
What you like more is your decision.
>not fucking delicious
I bet that you've only been fed mass grown chicken, pork and cow.
Its like he never enjoyed a good hamburger.
She kinda looks like a bitch.
Neat. At least your story has some background, I just made a scene, shamelessly inserting myself as a white knight, if you know what I mean.
I'm supposedly prtecting nottellingyou from a bunch of guyf with knives and guns, taking all the damage in her stead, falling severy wounded and getting up despite the wounds, slowly but surely beating the everloving shit out of the men.
I'm so goddamn ashamed of myself for telling that.
>Yandere < Tsundere
>Yandere < Dandere
>Yandere < Kuudere
>Yandere < Himedere
>Yandere < Any other "Dere"
Yandere a shit.
>Bill Motherfucking Clinton killing a Succubutt with a fucking twelve gauge
>Everybody who dies and goes to Hell literally just regroups and invades Satan's shit, because FUCK LOGIC
The only thing was the author was a really fucking shitty author. Still, I doubt any demonic forces can stand up to something like a BMPT.
But there already is a kama sutra for monstergirls.
Why do you hate true love?
Confirmed for never having known the bliss of snakehugs.
Because there is 0% chance of them cheating on you. That 8000000% loyalty is just so scary
>You will never crush the heathens under your waifus hooves
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
That's pretty damn shitty.
Next time imagine yourself as a nameless mook in a face concealing armor that dies ingloriously as part of some WWI styled trench raid.
PS. Quick and painless deaths are for pussies.
i still think being yandere shouldn't be a dere alone, a tsundere or a kuudere can go crazy at any moment
>arrive at the enemys base with thousands of your fellow soldiers
>not taking the chance of blow him to hell
Its actually the most logical action.
You got constant reinforcements.
>Not the truest form of affection
>We will never see Dullahan tell Darling "Don't even fool with the other girls now that you have me, you piece of shit"
>While her body is dere dere as all fuck and hugs the shit out of him
Learn to love, Anon. It may save your life.
> true love is getting your legs broken then being fed beef stew days on end.
I don't see that as a good thing chum.
I am fairly certain that something that lacks bones is sorter than something that does not.
Well mine has shameless self-insert too.
But it's kind of deadly, like shoving a grenade up a specially giant orc's mouth and losing an arm to protect the squad and the monstergirl royal guard.
And living, with a cybernetic arm and nanomachines to grimdark another day.
Hes afraid of being punished for when he cheats on his waifu.
He wants a sub who will just accept his transgressions.
Shes not pressing her bones against you.
Also, those bellyside scales?
Jesus christ, snakehugs feel better than the finest silk.
>Not operationally operating with your monster waifu
What? Many constrictor species resort to orgies for reproduction where many males compete to reproduce with the female by trying to have their dick in her for the longest. At least some vipers compete over females and the females will only have sex with one per mating season
Ironically rabbit girls would probably not be very slutty. Frisky, but not slutty. Rabbits are known to be monogamous.
Harpies and some subtypes would probably be less slutty as well. Owls and raptors can get very clingy. And their are many varieties of "love birds"
>Implying I'd ever cheat on my waifu
>Implying I'm not beta as fuck
>Implying I want to get my fucking kneecaps busted if I so much as talk to my cousin
Yandere. A. SHIT.
I prefer tsundere tomboys myself
Soft =! Smooth anon-boy
It's called War and MG.
pretty good actually
I love fluffy tails
>Implying I want to get my fucking kneecaps busted
You should be so lucky for making her worry.
go play rogue trader. I got away with making a eversor in a dnd game once. shit was hilariously blatant. the Gm almost passed out with laughter. halfway near the end
It's just a pity that they were written by a masochist /pol/ fag who secretly wanted to be a little girl.
Which occasionally led to some unintentional hilarity, but mostly it was just irritating when his ideology intruded on the story.
Do i really need to argue how fucking soft SCALES are?
Are we reaching essay-assuming-everyone-reading-is-a-neanderthal-brought-to-life levels of retardation?
Anon you really shouldn't say something so silly when it's obviously not true, there is only one true dere and that is yandere. All other forms of dere are weak and unconsecrated and in the end they come down to the lust and weak desires of earthly women, the only true dere that actually loves you is yandere and that is a fact.
Who else would follow you home at night when you come back from work to make sure that you don't get lost or hurt, who else will break into your house to clean it all up for you and sniff your underwear to make sure it's still clean. Who else will threaten those bitches that are your coworkers in order to make sure that they don't interfere with your true love between you and your yandere.
Would other women bake you a cake full of their own life and send it to you on your birthday when every one else forgot? Of course they wouldn't because the only person who could do that is a girl who knows what you need at all times and knows you even better than yourself. A girl who will keep her eyes on you every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year except for Feb29 and vacation days That is true love.
Why do you deny yourself the warm embrace of true love, don't you want to feel my scales wrap around you and hold you close, don't you want to make sweet passionate love for hours until your mind is nice and empty of all those other bitches and the only person you can think of is me? Don't you want to feel my undying unending dedication to make sure that you're happy at every moment of your life?
Even if you don't want it that's okay, it just means that you're confused because you've spent too much time with those other cheap sluts. I'll just take you to my home and keep you with me until you feel better and realize you were wrong, we'll spend a lot more time together, you'll see anon. I'll teach you how much I love you.
>not wanting a kuudere head with a dere dere body
what is wrong with you?
I don't have friends that like that sort of stuff.
Here is centaur waifu to ease your pain
RULE #1 DON'T STICK IT IN THE CRAZY.
RULE #1 DON'T STICK IT IN THE CRAZY. RULE #1 DON'T STICK IT IN THE CRAZY. RULE #1 DON'T STICK IT IN THE CRAZY. RULE #1 DON'T STICK IT IN THE CRAZY. RULE #1 DON'T STICK IT IN THE CRAZY. RULE #1 DON'T STICK IT IN THE CRAZY.
Scales are in no way soft.
If you want to talk about what is soft about snakes then it's muscle.
>I prefer tsundere tomboys myself
>Would other women bake you a cake full of their own life
This... isn't what I think it is... is it?
This guy gets it.
Most likely it's worse
yandere a shit
But crazy is the best kind of sticking.
Gozz isn't welcome here either, even though he did that snake girl with the large brow that got sort of raped by those two guys but stuck around
True love isn't crazy.
Thanks mate, now I know to what I'm going to fap tonight.
Fight me IRL faggot.
>Not wanting to stick it in Deruella
>Not wanting to paint her wings black in the carnality of your passionate lovemaking
>Not getting into a competition with her parents to see who can fuck the hardest and longest
>Not eventually marrying her and helping her make the world fuck
You do realise its legal to fuck your cousins right? She just doesn't want to take any risks.
>inb4 yurofags bashing amerifats
TRUE LOVE DOES NOT INCLUDE AMPUTATIONS AND MINDBREAKING.
>Tomboy that is tsundere but has a secret closet in her house full of pictures of you
There we go
True love requires that you dont see, hear, smell or even talk to another woman.
God dammit, I just masturbated.
I mean for real, if a girl like that was into me I'd book it.
>Not purging her and letting the Monster Lord go on with her intended plan
This guy gets it.
Wrong, those are integral to the true love experience.
My cousin is 6 years younger than me dude! Don't even joke.
>doesn't include mindbreaking
>not wanting your waifu to mindbreak you until you love her and only her
I would tell druella to fuck off. I don't like girls who are overly sexual. I'm the kind of guy who wants a cute and tender girl who'll be happy in my embrace as we lay together on days end.
>"Who was that whore you were talking to anon?!"
>"For the fourth time, it's my mother!"
when will you fucks learn the lesson?
B-But she doesn't need to do that
She just needs to be herself
That ain't so bad.
If being a pleb means being able to mutually fall in love with a girl with no mutilation or mindbreak, then yes. I AM A FUCKING PLEB.
I wish there was a warhammer game that allowed players to play as other races.
Well, other than the actual Warhammer, of course.
She could be even better, Anon.
She's like a little sister to me. And sorry guys, I'm not into Imoutos.
I just like Yandere for the idea of taming them.
You know, just giving them what they want from the start.
Not like I would have anything more important to do.
>Trick her into eating one of those fruits shaped like a pepper to make her into a loving wife, who still wants to make the world fuck
>Get out of the bath one evening, she's laying on the bed, waiting for you in a silken night gown
>She asks you what you want to do, between going to sleep and having her
>Tell her to read your mind, since you remember seeing a Sahaugin in their swimsuits in the castle
>She materializes the JP style swimsuit on her, its tightness conforming to her body and her breasts are barely kept inside of it
>On the front it has her name and "6-D"
>Not fucking Deruella senseless due to the LEWD of her swimsuit
>Not looking up and seeing the Demon Lord smiling from behind the crack in the door
It wouldn't have happened if Anon loved her. It didn't have to be this way.
Yes, just remove her arms, legs, eyes and ears and keep her locked in your basement. Or better yet, have her remove your arms, legs, eyes and ears and keep you locked in her basement.
GUYS WHAT ABOUT
GUYS LISTEN. WHAT ABOUT
READY? WHAT ABOUT yandere imouto monstergirl?
Not PURGING THEM ALL IN FLAMES AS HUMANITY RISES FROM THE AHSES
It's like you faggots don't even independent thought
There doesn't need to be any amputation of harm if you simply pour all of your love inside her.
Sure why not.
Dont use those words. Please.
I still remember that yandere lamia story, and I was horrified. Nice writing, though.
I'm not >>101106346
but I don't consider yandere as my cup of tea.
I can consider a little over-protective personalities cute, but going as far as killing my friends and relatives just so that I won't be with anyone else but her is just too much.
Sure thing, mate
Take this harpy waifu pic as appetizer
She may woo my body, but she will never woo my heart.
I would read it.
The best part is, it's "How to make love: to your spouse"
So think of it like, there's an entire series of books explaining how you make love to things. This is the spouse edition
There's already one in the pastebin, if I remember correctly.
Why do they even want humans anyways? Why are we of value to them?
Mild yandere who's just overprotective is best yandere, mutilation pls go.
>Trick her into eating one of those fruits shaped like a pepper to make her into a loving wife
What is this
Is this a thing?
I MUST KNOOOOOWWWW
At this point of my life I'm so starved for love and affection I'd take any girl. Even a human one. In 3D.
But Anon, everyone knows sticking it in the crazy is best. After all, you get someone who gives you their undying love for you even though someone does die from it
And the best part is, if you don't feel like doing it with her some other time, she can just tie you to a chair, and feed you oyster-based foods laced with Viagra for a few days and then go at it all day long
Is this really a fetish? Because I call it "grounds for justifiable homicide."
>I don't like girls who are overly sexual
You may be in the wrong thread
I am >>101106346
And this guy gets it.
> Clingy but harmless = OK
> Clingy and murderous = DON'T
A part of me says that's an appealing thought, It'd depend on how I felt at the time and how many beers I've had.
Sober+Feel Good=Purge or Seal, whichever I can manage
Drunk+Feel Good=Same, only drunkenly.
Sober+Feel Bad=Fight off urge, hate self, kill her anyway.
Drunk+Feel Bad=I'm hers. Fuck the world, literally.
>true love does not include mind break
Its like you want her to think that you're cheating on her with some dumb whore
Drunk monster girls are love.
No risk, no glory.
Enjoy your stale and loveless relationship.
There's a fruit of the Demon World in the MGE universe that makes whatever monster eats it into a doting and loving wife.
So literally you could feed an Ushi-Oni one and she'd go from the 24/7 rape train express and turn into this.
It's everything I ever hated
Nightmares for me tonight.
Anon just didn't love her hard enough
I just want a cute succubi girl who'll shower me with love and kisses and hugs and made me happy.
Enjoy your limbs while you still have them
>you doing on her
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a serial killer or some shit?
The other way is the better way
No guts no glory, mate. Loosing a limb or four is a small sacrifice when it comes to these things.
No but daddy was one.
I would gladly sacrifise my limbs for happiness.
But uh... can i atleast keep my ears, eyes and atleast one hand?
I still want to enjoy vidya.
Fuck, I ran out of monster girl NTR pics
Do not worry, Anon. My yandere waifu will find out I have an amputee fetish, and go to make herself more desirable so I wouldn't want any girl other than her
then she can't harm a hair on my head~
10/10 would instantly marry
Get outta here, Bourbon
>But uh... can i atleast keep my ears, eyes and atleast one hand?
She's gonna gouge out your eyes. So you can't look at other girls.
She's gonna make you deaf, so you can't hear the voices of those vivious sirens.
She's gonna cut out your tongue, so you can't speak to those hateful wenches.
She's gonna take your sense of smell, so you can't smell their digusting perfume.
Then she will leave your sense of feeling. That you may feel her touch. And within the dark chamber in your mind, locked up until fate graces you with the mercy of death, you'll think of her.
I had the biggest breasts. You big-cocked bastard
> Not the colored high res version
Would love and lock her inside of a freezer.
I like you.
i think that she would just cut off your limbs and lock you in a basement and not let you see anyone besides her
And this right here is why I hate Yandere.
I don't want this "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" bullshit.
Quit giving me a boner god damn it
You can scream without a tongue, dipshit.
>Not wanting a Succubutt Oneesama from an adoption into her family
>Not being teased relentlessly by her while you grow up, from her giving you many, many lewd displays
>Not watching her get dumped by her boyfriend(s) since they can't handle her being licentious as fuck due to her Succubus nature
>Not finding her in her room one day, tears in her eyes unnaturally
>Not admitting that as much as you found her to be obnoxious and overbearing at times, you couldn't help but love her
>Not just as your oneesama, but as a woman
>Not watching her lighten up, your body moving towards her bed uncontrollably, her own face flushing
>Not trying to stop your movements as hard as you could, but her strong female pheromones keep you coming
>Not reaching out and grabbing onto her as she grabs you, her viciously ripping your pants off and delightedly sighing as she notices your weapon
>Not holding onto her horns as you release inside of her mouth, then losing all thoughts and turning into a beast when she turns around, that marvelous azure ass leveled at you, her vaginal lips opening and closing wetly
>Not plunging into her in a fit of bestial instinct, remarking about her hideously strong female scent
>Not having long, animalistic sex with your Succubutt oneesama
>Not waking up with her cuddling up to you in the bed, under the covers
>Her breasts are right on you, and you can feel morning wood rearing its ugly head
>As if psychic, she opens and eye and begins to stroke, saying "So typical, bozu~"
>Not having her ride you in the morning, and noticing your Succubutt mother and imouto watching from the doorway
>Not realizing you're happy your world revolves around your oneesama
you get it
>you will never come home to her crying after finding your phone full of calls from other women.
>you will never calm her down and explain it was your assistant, to which she responds by pouting and telling you to prove you love her.
>you will never have loving passionate lovemaking while she ties you up in her coils telling you that you don't need other women.
>She will never take you out to a date but always make sure that you are looking at her and try to force you to pamper her
>she will never follow you in disguise when you go out but stick out like a sore thumb because of her tail
>she will never threaten your female coworkers to make sure they don't get involved with you.
>you will never eat her special lunch-box that she made for you while at work
>You will never get home late at night to find her with a cake made just for you to celebrate your birthday that everyone else forgot
>she will never hold you tight while sleeping enjoying your scent and wrapping you tightly in her tail.
>She will never forcefully get pregnant so that you marry her even though you had already proposed to her.
>she will never hold your hand while she gives birth to your daughter
>the two of you will never raise her up to the best of your abilities while enjoying the company of one another despite her jealous tendencies
>You will never hold your daughters hand while walking her to school or help her draw a picture of her and her daddy but not mommy.
> your daughter will never go yandere as well and compete with your wife for your affection
Oh Anon, everyone knows you can scream without a tongue.
And to be fair, based off your attitude, you would probably deserve because you didn't love her hard enough
I can't wait until I get home and finally I can masturbate to all the exhentai links I saved today.
Goddammit thank you that's exactly what I needed after all this yandere bullshit
The baby isn't yours anon
YFW she's giving birth, It comes out black. You tear up and she uses some magic fuckery to make it white
>"i-i was only playing a p-prank. Honest...haha...you fell for it... haha."
It's Tyrone-kun's baby, not yours
that's not yandere, that's just clingy
Best fucking fruit in the universe.
I'm not really into incest.
It's getting old, anon.
What kind of man would turn down sex with their waifu?
Didn't someone do a story on an Anon living with a yandere family
And it was the greatest greentext ever written.
>I'm not really into incest
What incest? You're not blood related.
thats a pretty cute white dove there
Is it permanent? 'Cos if not, when it wears off your ushi wife...
Somebody post it
Cancer tastes good in soup.
>Constantly getting dumped
You're kidding right? This is where your self gratifying pseudo-incest fantasy breaks down. You see, succusluts don't play fair. When they see a man (men) they like, they cheat love. They use charm magic to totally and utterly bewitch them.
I wouldn't be surprised if all her (ex)Boyfriends are now part of her harem as love slaves. She probably mind broke you too, took away your right to love whomever. You're the next addition to the harem.
Stop calling them succusluts.
You're not blood related to her, Anon.
is there ever anything that is not permanent in the mge univervse?
Okay, would you prefer subhuman demon scum?
I need more succubutt oneesama
It's good for my heart and dick
You're almost expected to eat bits of your slimegirl waifu
But that's so shitty, she'll never get to let you see how beautiful she's become, she will never hear you telling her sweet nothings, she can never tell you about how much she loves you.
Hurting/mutilating your love yandere a shit
It's like she'd already know everything about me.
I want cute relationship shit.
Ok anon, Slutccubus sounds better anyway
>not resisting her charm magic through pure will power
Ain't mutilation, it's concentrating love
Spider Loli gets jealous of Human Girl. Spider Loli mind controls The Dude. Human Girl tries to save The Dude. Human Girl fails. Spider Loli feeds Human Girl to her mother. Spider Loli shapeshifts into Human Girl's form and now The Dude is Spider Loli's eternal slave. The end.
I'm getting real tired of your shit.
Crab Anon post epilogue yet?
Yanderefags please go away and stay away. Stop trying to corrupt me. It isn't going to work.
We will just bury you, you unfaithful swine without spine.
It ain't corruption, it is enlightenment.
Good one Anon, next thing you'll be saying how you could physically wrestle Khorne to the ground with your sheer resolve
You're just some guy, there's no way you could resist the charm magic of even an undeveloped slutccubus
Yeah, and she got tired of fucking one guy.
Succusluts are shit tier, anyone with half a brain can see that they're trouble
Am i the only one hoping for a new story by that guy?
Would you a mantis girl?
I thought I told you fuckers I'd never cheat.
I don't like girls whose default reaction to me being late is that I'm a cheater.
I don't like girls who would mutilate me to keep me from going anywhere.
I don't like girls who would kill my friends, my family, and my fucking dog so only they could have me.
Adam Jensen as a mantisgirl when?
What about SCP 166? She's the purest girl ever.
Well the Mge universe ones are actually quite alright, just like pretty much all mge monstergirls
nah, I decided to save it for next thread. Thanks for reminding me though.
If you do no wrong, you have nothing to fear.
He does, he has an irrational, clingy and batshit insane bitch to fear
Then you only need to get her before she gets you.
>Have Succubus oneesama
>She's invited over her friend, an Arachne, in order to model clothes for her
>They've decided to use you as a guinea pig for "experiments in male reactions", Oh. Fucking. Joy.
>Starts out tame, Oneesama wearing a simple shirt that says "SLUT FACTORY" and a pair of blue shorts. No reaction from you.
>She decides to up the ante, and dons a french maid outfit. She's going commando as per usual and models her ass for you, you can feel Johnson waking up. She sniggers at your reaction and the Arachne giggles at how you're such a lecher for getting turned on by your oneesama.
>For every reaction you give them, they remove a piece of your clothing
>Final modeling session, she's in a revealing china dress, the high cut ending just at her thigh. Oneesama lifts up the skirt and lets you see her shaved womanhood.
>Your dick is hard enough to cut glass.
>Oneesama smiles cruelly and pretends she's going to stick it in, her eyes focused on yours the entire time as Arachne lurches off your final piece of clothing via webbing
>Feel sleepy, closing your eyes
>Have an excruciatingly lucid dream of your Oneesama and Arachne raping you
>Wake up in a compromising position in Oneesama's room, your legs spread eagle and your arms covered in spider webbing
>There's a nice violet ribbon tied to your wedding tackle, the impeccable penmanship unfamiliar to you
>"Thanks for the good time, but like any toy you belong to your Onee. P.S. Don't worry about your body right now, she said she likes the new change of décor -- Arachne"
I would, even though they're literally kuudere to the maximum point of mute.
So hes sworn off women forever?
No, it was fucking stupid and it would never work.
>that last part
I've sworn off crazies.
Give me a tomboyish Oni or a kuudere Dullahan any day. Just no Yanderes.
>Tfw no succubutt oneesama
>Tfw no oneesama at all
>not wanting a yandere oni
Its like you dont even want to live.
Is the yandere lamia one you and he are talking about the milf one?
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG.
What happened to best smiles writefag?
Are you the the same succubutt oneesama fellow from yesterday?
Can you post which one your talking about?
You cant handle it.
>Not wanting a tomboy Oni with a secret nerdy streak who gets embarrassed when you find out.
It's like you're not even a person.
>tomboy dragongirl with a secret nerdy streak who gets embarrassed when you find out.
Now we are talking.
i would want that more then anything else
YOU FUCKED IT UP.
>Are you implying humanity could get organized enough to form a human army?
I'm saying the ones from MGE can't yeah. Other settings from different series maybe not.
Pretty sure multiple people hopped on that for a bit when it became the thread theme for a bit.
>tomboy [insert monstergirl here] with a secret nerdy streak who gets embarrassed when you find out.
Discout Adam Jensen please.
IRL humanity would rather perish painfully rather than ally itself.
We hate each other with passion.
Fucking Melchior, you were so damn nice.
>still haven't bothered to play this for couple of months
>still in the 3rd generation
>both romance options that I've met so far suck
>You will never be me
>Your Onee Sama will never have nightmares after watching a scary movie
>Your Onee Sama will never carry you into her room at night while your sleeping to use you as a teddy bear
>She'll never be embarrassed about being older but needing you to get over her fears
I would certainly never consider her sexually but having an older sister is nice
Why does this shitty game have such good antagonists?
IT JUST KEEPS GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING
Sounds nice, my oneesama used me as slave labor
>liking a girl that acts like a boy
I wonder what that's all about.
I was one of those people though, like you asked. I love Succubutt Oneesama almost as much as I love Wight.
>Tomboy Oni with a secret nerdy streak who gets embarassed when you find out
>Hang out with Oni friend, her strength and size always emasculating you in physical contests
>She drinks you under the table and doesn't care when you and the guys acts raunchy
>Visit her one day to see if she'll go see an action movie with you
>She doesn't answer the door, yet it's unlocked
>Stumble your way down the hallway to the only lit room in the house
>She's playing with Kamen Rider figurines and acting out scenes from the show with her own costume on
>Knock on the door
>She notices you and blushes furiously before throwing a pillow at you, it reaching critical velocity
>Hit head on wall
>Wake up in her lap, she continuously calls you an idiot
>She's so damned cute
get a lax gm who is good with math. I found a dude who did a castle waifu dnd session once. got silly but it was entertaining
IF ONLY HE COULD'VE THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE.
Because women are bullshit.
>you will never be princess carried by an oneesan [insert monster girl]
It seems to work in most Sci-fi things with wars against aliens so why not the same thing with monsters? Although in Sci-Fi the humans are at a technological level where worldwide communication is already a thing so in a medieval type setting it would be fucking hard to organize such a thing.
>She doesn't answer the door, yet it's unlocked
I thought that was going to take a lewd turn, but you surprised me anon.
>Fuck everybody, literally.
>Then proceed to be the only man standing.
>Kick the other men out of my house on the streets where they're probably gonna get more raped.
>Continue to fuck succubus until I pass out.
>Ask her not to have orgy's without me or i'm going to slut around the office like there's no tomorrow.
You guys panic to much sex=\=instant love.
Not all women are though.
Unless we're talking 3D, then yes, they're the most cruel bullshit imaginable