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>Be in college
>Go down to game room, where people set up ps3's or x-box's and play fighting games.
>Start playing Megaman X4 on psp
>Take a break for food
>Hear people talking about GTO
>Look over, there's some faggot wearing a Naruto headband.
>mfw
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it was me, mate. greets
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Sugoi blog bro
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>be me
>get dubs
>check'em
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>be in college
>never leave room except for class or food when necessary or talk to anyone

Problem solved.
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>>101092780
yo
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>be in Eastern Europe
>colleges don't have game rooms, but pubs
Everything went better than expected.
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Fuck off.
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>be in /a/
>blog thread
>sage
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>Go to college "anime and games convention" in full Pikachu fursuit
>No one else dressed up and they are just watching Naruto on a projector or playing League
>Walk up to laptop and close media player, plug in my usb and start up the Strike Witches movie
>No one stops me and look at me in fear and confusion
>No one ever found out who I am and according to my roommate they still talk about it during club, and also watched Strike Witches because of me

Did I do good /a/?
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/a/ is not your blog.
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>Be me.
>Had a friend.
>That's all.
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Not anime. Go blog somewhere else.
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I'd like to unsubscribe.
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>>101092997
10/10 this world needs more people like you.
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/a/ - Blogs
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>>101092694
kill yourself
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>>101092694
>Everyone starts off a normalfag filthy casual faggot

>Why do you care if normals engage in their faggotry

>Making a blogshit thread

You are no better than the people you despise
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>>101092694

>>>/v/
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It's strange to remember XEBEC did animation on things like Mega Man X4 considering most of their current work.
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My life is one long cringe thread.

Just in the last 2 days I've fallen flat on my face in front tons of people in public, been accidently racist to an asian guy i thought didnt speak english,was flirted on by a tranny, got a girls name wrong while making a bad joke about breaking into her house, got caught masturbating by my mom, and forgotten money to pay for a soda at the local 711

I'm a walking spaghetti noodle.
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>go to college
>try to hide power level
>noone ever mentions anime or manga
>stealthily browse /a/ whenever there is a break
>some dude notices and goes "4chan really!?" before he goes back to browsing leddit

Living the life
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>>101092694
>>101093261
>>101093291
Fuck off.
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>>101093261
>accidently
what a fag
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>>101092997
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>>101092694
>Be in college
>Go down to game room, where people set up ps3's or x-box's and play fighting games.

What the fuck.
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>be in college
>senior asks me if I like Anime
>Talk about Durara and Steins;Gate
>Advices me to watch Naruto since it's the "Best"
>Sees my High School DxD in my Anime Folder
>"Is that Highschool of the Dead? can I copy?"

I let him copy it and he didn't approached me after that
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>didn't go to College/Uni
>took a piping course in HS
>went across the country for a job
>now I work two weeks straight and then get the next two off
>making tons of money while everyone else I know is having trouble getting a job while also having to deal with student fees
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>>101092694


>>>/v/
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Fuck off all of you.

Go blog somewhere else.
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/a/ is not your fucking blog.

Where are the mods?
Next thing you know we'll have 5 "post your anime watching feels" threads up. Go the fuck back to /v/.
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>click on /a/
>get a /v/ thread at the top of page 0

never cringed so hard this week
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>>101093418
Did he know DxD is softcore hentai in disguise?

Also, from a casual point of view, shounenshit like Nurutu and TTGL appear to be the best shit in the world. Taste takes time and experience to develop. Even I have yet to develop a more refined taste.
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>Go to college
>Interact with a wide variety of people
>Don't reveal my powerlevel
And everything went perfectly.
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>>101093515
please post your top 5 pedantic backseat modding feels mate
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>>101092866
>>10109316
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>Do Computing course
>At least a third of the class likes anime
>Mostly just entry level shit though

Guy next to me had a parody wall of this, I think it was a version with her dressed as a Naruto. I wasn't sure how to feel though, I don't think he actually knew where the original was from. Regardless I told him I liked the original show.
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So my parents decided we needed to move the other day, right? Well we get to my room and we start moving everything out.

All's well until we get to moving my bed which is really just a mattress on the floor. We pick it up and I realize that I have completely forgotten that I'd been stuffing the socks that I cum into crack between the bed and wall there for months after they got too crusty to continue jerking off into (dried semen stuck to the inside of socks starts feeling like sandpaper on your dick after a while).

I notice that some of the socks are stuck to the mattress with dried sperm and I'm pretty amazed by that myself, but my good mood is soon crushed by the smell. I quickly realize that by lifting the mattress we have unleashed a horrible smell, something like cottage cheese and the way your balls smell when you put your head in between your legs after a long run on a hot day. My dad is just staring at me with disappointment and disgust in his eyes and I'm just sorta like, "Well that's just the way the world works man", but it doesnt really do any good and he is still just staring at me. It was a long day after that.

That's the end of my cringe story.
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>>101093560
I can't interact with people withouth wrecking their shit if they'[re boring.
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>>101093621
>>101093617
Get the fuck out.
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>>101093536
I hope you're not counting DxD as refined taste.
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>Going to colege
I lied I didn't go to college because I'm not a fat murifat.
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>Goto college
>Do nothing but sit in the front of my class on a laptop watching hentai
>Girl approaches me after class and wants to go out
>tfw I got my gf by watching hardcore hentai in engineering classes
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>>101093653

Oh, I thought this was the shitposting general.
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>>101093581
Post your top 5 off topic shitposting feels, please.
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I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
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>>101093674
No, SoL and softcore hentai can't be counted as anime.
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>be me

Every faggot that says this is blatantly new as fuck.
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>>101093536
he thought it was HOTD and he copied it. I'm literally there on the same spot where I met him for the whole sem whenever I have breaks but he never came back.
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Where are the mods? So many shit threads today.
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Not your blog
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>Revealing your powerlevel in college
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>>101093707
Haven't seen this on /a/ on a while (gladly.
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>go to /a/
>see blog thread
>check post number
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>>101093728
Anyone who uses le greentext story format is new as fuck.

>>101093733
Mods left a long time ago. We had a fucking IGN thread yesterday. /a/ is shit but it would be at least a decent amount better with some actual fucking moderation.
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>Be me
>Don't watch anime
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Be me
Buy a place of my own
Watch anime and play games all day
Don't go outside
Stop wearing clothes
Buy diapers
Piss on the floor
Who needs friends anyway?

Fucking retards that's who
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>>101093793
No this is how you do it.
Check em.
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Hope you enjoy your ban
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>>101093728
Only way it could be worse is if they used "le me derping"
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>>101093821
The mods only come around to wrongfully delete trap and loli threads.
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>>101093707
What
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>>101093845
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>>101093845
Baka.
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>be me
>reported this thread when it was made
>janitor still hasn't deleted it

Suffering.
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>>101093821
It hasn't been that long has it? Mods were doing a hell of a job a few weeks ago.
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>>101093888
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>>101093440
a "piping" course?

sounds fulfilling
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>>101093773

I walk around with an animu key chain of my waifu, I don't give a shit. I get on fine with everyone in class.
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>Be me
>Browse /a/
>See a /v/ thread
>Mods are asleep
>check em.
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>>101093897
Keep doing it. True /a/nons are silently reporting every post too. Don't lose your hope.
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>>101093888
It begins.
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>Be me
>Go to /a/
>Enjoy bbfs blogging
>Be mad at anons for not using sage on their shitposts
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>>101093336
So
bad
ass
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>>101093888
>>101093955
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Anybody taking this thread seriously is doing it wrong.
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>>101093897
I'm op, I actually tried to delete the thread, shit won't let me. I'm not a regular here, I'm typically on /co/ /vg/ or /mu/ saw this shit and couldn't believe it and figured I'd share it. I apologize, didn't know the negative response I would get, but like I said, it won't let me delete the thread.
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>>101093968
>Implying you can report every post
>Implying you're not newfag as fuck and dirty fucking liar
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Please make rec thread instead of this.
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>rape waifu
>mindbreak her
>throw her away for new waifu
>tfw
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>>101093681
>Be yuropoor
>Still go to college
>It only costs me 3 grand to get into the top UNI in the country
>Amerifats have to pay up to 40k to go to Yale
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I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Railgun about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Saten every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Saten. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Saten. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Saten everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Saten dolls. Saten is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Saten. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Saten. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Saten break free from behind her glass prison. Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.
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Finally a good thread on /a/
Take notes otaku neckbeards, maybe you can improve your boar.
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What's wrong with GTO though?
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Where are the mods? why is there so much blog shit and cancer threads on /a/ lately. I do not want this board to deteriorate, there is a board for this shit and its called /v/

sage and >>>/v/
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>>101093888
888 but not 999, what the hell.

fuck these captcha's
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"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
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>>101094113
>Liking the Wesley Crusher of Railgun
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>>101094113

>sheldon_gets_a_new_waifu.txt
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>>101093418
>Advices me to watch Naruto since it's the "Best"
What a pal!
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>be me
>5 year old girl
>go to bathroom and find grandpa hiding in shower
>mfw
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>go to college
>expecting to have trouble hiding my power level
>stoner guy comes up to me
>yo was good nigga
>shit son u kno livin the life
>whatthefuckdidijustsay
>we're now bros
>have to go out drinking with him everyweekend to pick up chicks

life is suffering
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>First day Computer Engineering classes
>make sure to bring everything that defines me to make a good first impression
>put on fedora
>put on comfiest cargo-pants
>put on cool fingerless gloves and wristbands
>put on anime pro t-shirt
>grab my bodypillow of rei
>walking to class, people all 'mirin
>arrive a few minutes early for class, professor visibly stunned at my alphaness
>sit down in front row
>pull out my t420 thinkpad and my deathnote notebook
>other students begin to settle into classroom
>everyone respectfully keeping their distance from me and rei, since we are a couple

people in my comp eng classes are so jelly
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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>be me
>e e
>33
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>>101094709
You're a fucking genius anon.
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>>101094762
I don't get it.
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>>101092837
this man knows how to do it
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>>101094207
One of the finest pastas
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>be a nigger

It can't get worse than that.
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>>101094979
You have canon support by best girl though.



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