It's that time again.
Go hug your imouto and post results.
Make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
>tfw no imouto
>tfw when I moved to another country and both imoutos are like 8000 kilometers away
Why are these threads always so early?
I have no imouto.
Anyway I have an otouto and two anikis. What do?
life is pain
>tfw i have only aniki and he's a normal
I literally just also saw this thread posted on /v/.
Can I hug my niece instead? My imouto is working in England so I can't see her for a few months anyway.
You people are utter faggots
Yes, that's where I saw it, and where it should go.
>imouto ~2400miles away
At least we still talk on the skype.
We always hug our imouto. How about a hard mode OP?
Hard mode: Kiss your imouto.
Can't, imouto is a stepsister, so it'd be weird
>Go hugs imouto
>She hugs back
>Her: "Sup bro, why the sudden affection?"
>Me: "I love you sis"
>Her: "Well... I love you too bro, but could you let go of me? I headed over to [femnon]'s place and im going to be late if you don't release me"
I pity all of you with hatefull imouto's
let me try
and why is that stopping you?
How'd you do that?
oh fuck you.
I haven't hugged my imouto on 5 years because she walked in on me ejaculating onto her used pantsu
Quality thread guys, nice work
W-Well, if it's just a peck on the cheek...
Did you look her in the eyes while you finished?
mother of manthra!
It's hard mode, do you really think a 'peck on the cheek' will do?
These threads are gay
You're a god amongst men
No one ever hugged his imouto in these threads. What's the fucking point to still make them?
I have an Aniki and it's way better than having an imouto. Bros before Hoes.
hug her now
It's just postponed until summer
So, did you two fuck?
It's that time again.
Blog about your life and other shit.
Make sure to embellish!
Why is this thread so lucky?
The end is nigh.
No because I'm not a faggot like you are.
>not been a faggot
so why are you here?
Because we were up all night.
Results when I get released from hospital
>Only have an anekii
>it's 545 in the morning
>"Why the hell did you wake me up, Anon? Get the hell out of my room!"
Probably not my best of plans.
As an only child I have always wondered:
Do people want to fuck their sister?
Because I cant imagine people having this hot teen girl around them all the time and not constantly wanting to fuck her. I mean if your sister is hot how can you not want to fuck her?
Because she's your sister...
She's just tsundere.
Top and tail in her bed.
Say you had a "scawy dweam"
so do you want to fuck her and just convince yourself it is wrong because she is your sister or are you really not attracted to her at all?
sisters are never hot. you grow up with someone seeing them shit their pants, wet the bed, not shave their arm pits and hardly shower and you'll think they're ugly
Some people want to fuck them, but in general there is no attraction whatsoever.
The fact my imouto's such a bitch is kind of a boner killer.
Plus, she's my sister...
Someone's never heard of the physio-psychological effect that makes it incredibly difficult to be attracted to someone you've grown up with.
Anon, there are various reasons why one does not engage in sexual intercourse with one's sister. One has to consider the fact that as family, one has an unbreakable relationship with her and therefore any rash decisions will come back hauntingly. There is also the fact that we are genetically programmed not to, as evidenced by 2.5 million years of genetic variation through sexual reproduction. But, to put it bluntly, it would make things awkward.
No, you don't want to fuck her. Most people that actually do have sisters don't feel sexually attracted to them, even if they're hot.
You just can't fuck them.You know it's wrong.Just like your mom
>Just like your mom
Would If could, I have a big sister, big bro, little bro, but no little sister.
> Just like your mom
Well about that...
I won't, otherwise I have to play with her the entire day and she won't be leaving my shoulders >being 14 years older than your imouto
Are you being a good onii-chan, anon?
Most people here with imoutos don't feel sexually attracted to them, in fact there's more hate than love.
I'd fug my cousin tho
I am. I always pick her up from pre school and let her ride my shoulders. I hope she never gets soiled when reaching puberty ;_;
>I hope she never gets soiled
Activate the onii-chan route.
have you fucked her yet
I miss the days where my lil' sis could ride on my shoulders. Enjoy 'em while they last, Anon.
How about I slap your shit?
follow the aniki road!
make your own bosozoku gang and make your aniki pround of you!
What's the term for older sister
one, ane, ane-ue, i think aniki can also work for big sisters
is that a yes
Wish I had an older sister...
I would spend half my day playing with her boots and shoes
I'll call her aniki because she's got a hot temper.
You see five years ago I woulda thought that was weird but now I really want to play dress up with her...
>be NEET living with onee-san
>she comes home at night from work and checks on me
>"hey big guy its getting late"
>"yeah I guess"
>"so you going to sleep soon?"
>I keep staring at the screen so she will leave
>"hey little bro, you know you can come talk to me if you ever need someone to talk to. I don't want you to think that these online friends are your only friends."
>she hugs me from behind
>"good night little bro"
>for a brief moment, consider running to her and admitting all my fears to her
>end up not doing anything
What are you, a faggot?
You should've slapped her for touching you without permission. My little sister knows better than to touch me without consent. And if my big sister ever tried that shit I'd knock her lights out.
I did the same thing
>"you can tell me anything"
>"I won't judge you"
>just say "okay" and continue doing nothing
How do I get out of this hell
you can always let her catch you masturbating
with her socks in your mouth
doubt she'll keep talking to you as much
you already have a good setting.
if can manage to go out and find a girl who will like you for who you are, you will have your own live romance story.
are you enough good looking to pull that off?
if not, you can have a slice of life story about you looking for a job with the support of your beloved onee-san.
there is also the forbident love setting but it's rare if not impossible to trigger.
>hitting your sisters
There's a special place in hell for you.
You know by the time you get it the surprise will have gone away
>know oniichan surfs /a/
I know you're looking at this thread. Give me my hug
if its me you're talking about my dicks too stiff to walk right now otherwise I'd be in there already
My onee-san always offers to give me a back massage but every time I get one from her she sits on my back and kind of grinds back and forth on me. I'm not really comfortable with it, what do?
give her one in return, show her how its done, be sure to use enough lotion anon
I hope this helps you get more comfy with her
/a/non she always gets kinda sexual by getting touchy but I'm not attracted to her and I'm too beta to tell her
just roll over when when shes doing it to grab something if you don't have a massive erection she'll get it
if you do, the only one you're fooling is yourself.
Maybe you're right. I do get a massive boner whenever it happens. Fuck it, I'm gunna just let her do whatever instead of avoiding it from now on.
in that case, make sure to do half roll over, just enough so she gets a peek and wonders about it
you'll thank me later anon.
>Tfw only child
>Tfw the closest I have to an imouto is from the family I stayed with during my foreign exchange program
>Tfw I give hugs as I'm now halfway across the world
She already knows that I get a hard on whenever she gives me a massage because she always goes in between my legs and my thighs and starts teasing around my privates. At that point I usually sit up, cover it, or just make a retreat. I'm 90% sure she's seen my hard too. I could just be completely over looking things though, she's always been super touchy since we've been kids. I'll just let her take control first.
just roll around when shes grinding your back then, and then ask why she stopped.
seriously do I need to throw you every single good line here?
is she hot?
Anon, I'm getting a boner just thinking about it. All right. I'll flip around next time she's doing that then. Thanks for the advice.
Well, she's Asian if you're into that thing. Unbelievably she's a D cup. Maybe I'm just biased because I'm her brother but I think my sister is pretty hot.
You know what to do.
Next time I see one of these threads I'll tell you guys progress.