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Why aren't you living your life correctly?
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>>101081310
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I'm depressed.
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My life is correct.

So fuck you.
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Because I like being a lesbian.
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Because, Touma, you've never actually explained what that means.
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>>101081375
Wanting to destroy a city and kill fuckload of people because SCIENCE IS BAD is obviously incorrect way of life.
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I dunno. Maybe depression.

Wait, define correctly.
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Can I wake up at the TouMAN?
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>>101081310
i never had a chance. i have autism, depression, and social anxiety
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>>101081471
Are you me?
Fuck it, that's this whole site save for /soc/
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>>101081310
Because my scalp has felt absolutely fluffy, like something moving is sitting on it, for three years and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Watching anime and the occasional vidya distracts me from the pain.
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Because I just ate three pieces of beef jerky without realizing they were spoiled and now I've probably only got moments left to live.

I will miss you all.
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I wish touman would punch me and tell me to live my life correctly.

>>101081501
>>101081471
>Abloobloobloo muh mental defects
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>>101081525
>scalp has felt absolutely fluffy
Like there's a cat/puppy sitting on it? Why the fuck are you complaining?
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I appreciate your concern TouMAN but I'm currently watching anime at work and drinking coffee, my life can't get any more correct than this.
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>>101081553
Stop being normal, please.
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>>101081310
because I don't have one

>>101081582
>in public
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>>101081606
>>in public

I'm alone here.
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>>101081590
>Implying
I'll die without a penny to my name or anybody to attend my funeral. Probably very soon as well. Blaming this shit on depression/autism/anxiety is just disgusting though
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>>101081553
go back to facebook, normalfag
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>>101081636
Oh all is well then. Don't forget to support the anime industry with your payouts.
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Whose dick would I have to suck to get another MD Geist? Without CGI, good oldschool hand drawn explosions.
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>>101081471
>>101081501
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>>101081525
i am a doctor and this is my professional diagnosis: http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/maggots.asp
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>>101081709
normals are not welcome here.
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>>101081709
I'm still sad. Very sad. It has nothing to do with autism.
It has to do with no one giving a shit about me.
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Because the only time someone punched me in the face it gave me a bloody nose, it did nothing to break my illusions.
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>You will never feel the caress of Touma's redeeming fist
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>people defending being retarded
You can't be serious
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>>101081406

>>101081339
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>>101081310

But I am, I'm currently giving my all to accomplish a dream, it'll be hard to get there, but so far, I'm making some good progress.

WISH ME LUCK TOUMA
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>>101081310
Damnit, was go to retort, and now I'm stuck in a loop thinking bout this question.
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>>101081310
I need to get a loli to protect
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Which one do you prefer:
You're not
or
You aren't
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>>101082251

But did they shout really meaningful stuff about life at you before they punched you? This is important
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>>101081310
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>>101081310

He has got to be the most annoying MC outside of maybe Kirito. I wish there was some down-to-earth character that could tell him off hard or checkmate his ass while he's in the middle of one of his self righteous soap-boxes.
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>>101086215
Tsuchimikado did
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>>101086358
As did Thor, Acqua, 1st Fiamma fight, Othinus...
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>>101086215
Not so down-to-earth, but a god kills him in the middle of his speech thousands of times in the latest novel. He just squeezes out a few more words every attempt until its finished.
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>>101081310
God do I fucking hate Touma. At least the Railgun manga exists so I don't have to deal with his shit as much.
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>>101081467
His apartment has a giant hole in it though and it's December.
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Touma is such an asshole.
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>>101088743
Why? All he's doing is trying to help people back to the proper path.
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Because I'm constantly ill and lost all my old friends.
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>Stiyl says your magical name is basically a killing name
>Index tells Touma her magical name as soon as she meets him

So was Index planning to kill Touma?
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>>101081310
Im not watching this shit pile, so I must be doing something right.
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>>101088797
Who is he to say which path is the right path?
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Touma is like those religious fanatics who try to convert people to their religion. Annoying as fuck.
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But Touma, unlike you some of us are human and have primal urges.
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>>101086896
You'd think Crowley could hook him up with sweeter digs.
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>>101086358
But in the end they were living their lives incorrectly. Thus they received the TouMAN fist.
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I think I'm living my life correctly. I joined the Air Force and have a cushy desk job.
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>>101089025
Boy does he have those too.
He's very aware of them and tries to keep a distance exactly because he has.
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>>101089195
>chairforce
Everyone else might look down on you, but I bet it beats dodging IEDs in some god forsaken desert shithole.
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Anime Touma: Faggot

LN Touma: Good MC
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>>101091862

“This world which you can freely alter is like creating an infinite landscape by setting up two mirrors to face each other. Saying you have the ability to freely walk through that landscape sounds like something from a dream, but if you took a stroll using that ability and turned back, your face would pale. After all, the exact same world would continue infinitely. There would be nothing to act as a landmark. Where had you come from and where should you return to? You’d naturally start to get worried!!”

She used an invisible power to split that impudent boy’s top half from the bottom half.

But in the next battle, Kamijou Touma continued talking as if nothing had happened.

However, that did not mean he did not remember. He knew what had happened, but forced the memory down and continued speaking.

“Othinus, I have a fundamental question for you.”

She stabbed him with the lance. She smashed open his skull with the butt of the lance. In what looked like a joke, she hit a home run using the handle of the lance.

But that insolent human boy would not stop speaking.

He felt the fear, but he continued to challenge this god.

“A long time ago, before you gained Gungnir, before you took your spot at the top of Gremlin, before you ran across the non-standard monster named Ollerus, and before you took the name Othinus…”

She smashed him!!

And crushed him!!

And destroyed him!!

“Did you make this mistake? Did you gain a wonderful power and charge forward without thinking to look back? And as a result, did you not know where to return to?”
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>>101089195

I too am a member of the Chair Force. However, I'm on the flight line.



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