How many neps could a nepnep nep if a nepnep could nep neps?
I love Pururut so much.
What is going on here?
Max daisuki gay is what is happening.
And then Nepgear woke up.
I'm just going to post my DoomPaul before the shitstorm happens.
her name is nowa because nowan can resist her
Are Blanc Vert and Nepu playable in Noire's game?
I want to rest my head on Blanc's hat
So Fire Emblem style chibi gameplay with a lovely cast. If they don't overdo it with the shipping this might be really good
>Whose nose smells the best
And then Noire woke up.
Is Nowa popular yet?
She's a twintailed tsundere voiced by Asami Imai.Of course she's going to be popular.
Have you worshiped your goddess this fine morning, /a/?
She's always been the most popular. I kind of secretly hope the new noire game will fucking suck so her popularity has a chance to drop.
Am I the only one who's getting kinda tired of seeing Neptune's butt
Neptune's ass is perfect and I really want to give it a good rough squeeze.
I'd nep a nep
She forgot to put on panties? How embarrassing.
So would I, anon.
But I promise to be gentle. Even though she can take my large girth I don't want her first night to be painful. I'd want it to be special
I would too but not like that. I would hug her tightly all the way through.
That copypasta was stale long before that screen cap was taken.
Neptune is the Main Character of my heart.
Would you drive this /a/?
Why is this even a question? Of course I would.
In all honesty, that color and rims and everything goes together super well.
I would like it better without the logo in the back but sure, I would drive it.
Uni is my UNIverse.
Even without the girls it looks pretty good.
If the stereo is good, and it gets good gas mileage, I see no reason not to.
I was actually very impressed with that line the first time I saw it
Puru makes my heart go doki doki~
S2 about cute goddesses doing cute things when?
Puru or Plutia-sama?
They're the same people.
I want an anime based on Noire's harem.
Ask her where Blanc is
Where is my waifu
Stop blancfagging. Also
I'm not samefagging, we have tons of Blancfags in this thread, around 3 or 4
what does the "_m" even mean?
he didn't save the full image on Pixiv but the resized version
I tought I got the full one...fuck
Now I have to change the filename of that one + half of my folder
baka as fuck
Get back there and save the proper versions, you piece of cancer. Now other people will save your _m versions, and the world is that much worse of a place.
>They are the same size eaither way
Well that was fucking pointless
post the original of this
The Squidward part or the Blanc part?
I didn't make the picture so I don't actually have the Squidward part.
Now do it with the rest of all the images you saved.
I like Blanc's kissu face.
I want her to sit on my lap while she plays computer games while also grinding her cute little rear on my crotch trying to get comfortable.
I also want her to comment on what's poking her butt when her "grinding" makes me pop a chubby
>Pop a chubby
I'm meaning my penis that'll get stiff very slowly as Neptune grinds herself innocently into my crotch trying to get comfortable playing her games.
who is best nep
Everyone is best Nep.
Who the best CPU is is a way tougher question
I somehow read that from right to left and thought that you were referring to deflowering Neptune as "pop a chubby". Made me chuckle when I read it again.
it is nowaru
Pic related obviously.
Your personal favorite.
Best bitch, more like.
I want to snake my arms around her waist gently and pull her into a cuddle and pat her soft, beautiful hair.
Vert! Vert! I love Vert! Go Vert!
My favorite Nep
Is there another version of this image?
Vert is love.
>Not making her jump by giving her a suprise hug from behind and then start tickling her.
Learn to handle your neps properly or I will be forced to take them away from you
I just don't want to be too rough on her, anon.
She's like my baby that I want to treat with the utmost care. Tickling her would make me feel bad and guilty.
Vert the best!
She's a genki, hyperactive girl. Something like that wouldn't be too rough or make you feel bad. The worst that could happen would be her pouting and saying to warn her next time or she will eat all your pudding...Then you would do that again because she already ate your pudding before
Even if she did pout, I just want her to be happy and I really dislike the thought of her being uncomfortable with whatever action I inflict on her.
Sometimes anons like you ake me think that you guys are made of glass, and you think everyone areound is made out of glass
It's not like n-no one has e-ever hugged me... i-it has h-happened tons of t-times... ;~;
I'm not made of glass anon. I just don't like the thought of making Neptune sad and if I caused her extreme discomfort I'd never forgive myself.
Chika a cute
I'm so hyped for Noire's game. If it plays anything like Disgaea or Fire Emblem it's going to be my GOTYAYs.
>implying Noire wouldn't want Nepgear to do this to her
>AA cup (perflat)
Why is she so perfect?
Ripe for the grinder.
N1 is AAA
So N1 is better
I support NepNepxBlanc OTP. Cuter than NoirexNepNep.
I made it all in one go; I never bothered to save the squidward part or the separate layers, sorry.
Do you have the to be continue template?
I don't think a 5 year old girl would have breasts yet. This is not america here.
It doesn't really matter which goddeses you shop, everything is cute
I dont find being a pretty much constant bitch to your friends and sisters "cute" but whatever.
>all these lewd anons
Are any of you ready take responsibility?
If by responsibility you mean "marriage", then yes.
After all, I've nothing to lose and I am willing to make Neptune happy for the rest of my life.
>You will never fear for your life while taking care of pregnant Blanc because you might do or say something that upsets her and causes an even bigger mood swing than usual
>imagining Blanc with mood swings
>Imagining ANY goddess with violent mood swings
And the world shall know true fear.
She would beat you to the brink of death, start to apologize to you once she realizes that you are almost done for and you'd gather your last energy to tell her its daijobou
that's the life
That is actually my fetish.
Anyone have the Iris Heart measurements?
CH needs to update this shit already
I wanna to get into the neptunia series. Should I watch the anime or play the games first?
HOLY FUCK I LOVE COMPA
I LOVE COMPA TOO DAMN MUCH
The games will give you a much better impression of the series than the animation, due to the later's questionable quality. Try to find HDN if you can and, failing that, look for Mk2.
Alright I'll give you the rundown.
The first game is completely unrelated to the rest of the series and it's getting a remake imported to american (don't know when) but if you want more of Neptune, IF, and Compa play it.
Mk2 Neptune is not the main character Neptune's sister, Nepgear is.
And the third and most recent is Victory.
Neptune is the main character again and is agreed it's the best out of the series
The anime is to be honest is not very good, but it's is fun if you're a fan of the series
Why are her boobs so humongous for someone like that.
I still can't get over that she is only 2 kg heavier than my dog. If I let my dog gain 2 kg I could carry her arount while imagining that she is P-ko.
That's something you should ask Compile Heart, anon. I for once, agree that it doesn't look sensible on her figure.
Her HDD is nearly 3kg heavier than me.
What kind of dog weighs 50kg?
>I'm taller than Iris Heart
I'm talking about her child form not HDD.
Boys are taller than girls.
I'd like to jack off for Beru Beru and hopefully she'll schlick at the thought of my girth popping some boycherry.
But it completely ruins my dominatrix fantasies.
But otherwise yes.
I'm am seriously considering getting a new 4Runner or Sequoia and decking it out with Nepus.
You'll just need to deal with it, anon.
I stand at 178cm yet just because I tower over Iris doesn't mean I can completely overpower her.
Can you guys please take this faggot back?
Whichever you want, but don't judge the games too harshly if you watch the anime first.
The anime was meh overall but worth a few episodes and the games are pretty great.
Can you please fuck off and stop ruining this thread?
We don't want him nor do we want you stirring shit.
Man this sounds gay, but strangely kinda hot.
Voyeur Vert sounds kind of cute.
Even my mom is taller than Iris heart
Do you not realize he's just using us and hetshit as a scapegoat?
Stop taking bait.
Compa best nep
Nep is best compa
I want to see compa inside of nep/
>I want to see compa inside of nep
If only the art wasn't terrible
Hey if you have a xbone big sister is already watching you
>Cup Size: AAA
That's what growth/shrinking is for.
Where cam I get this?
Were you image swapped?
Where can I get this?
What we're you going to post originally?
Why would you want that?
I'd get both. the one I posted seems like a GK, which are nice, too.
>10 minutes later.
I want to bury my face in iris's thighs.
You heard me.
>You will never be that eggplant.
I want to watch PH bully and molest Iffy.
I want to shove my 'eggplant' into neptunes mouth.
But Iris isn't in that image.
>Not wanting to punish Neptune for raping Iffy for no apparent reason.
Let's see how she likes the thought of getting her clothes ripped by a huge assed sword.
She see's your games.
>2 PSP's and a Vita
Someone post a look of severe disappointment please.
I have a shit ton of PS3 games, 3DS games, Wii U games, 360 games and haven't touched them since
>Have NepNep as my waifu.
>No longer have a Genesis nor a Dream Cast.
>Have NES, old play station. PS3, 360, PSP, and DS.
>Virtually a pantheon of the Goddess but no Planetune.
>All I feel is shame.
And the Genesis was my favorite, followed by the PSone.
Then again, I have a bunch of Genesis games on my PSN and Steam.
Would I what? you're being extremely vague here.
I'd make get her to over heat due to over usage all the while shoving my SCSI into her USB ports.
That would be very mean /a/non
Was it rape?
>My tastes in women's bodies are sensible, rational, level
>As compared to the irrational tastes of someone who might like that sort of build
Egotistical as fuck.
You can't even throw out a realism argument in a case like this, since height and bust aren't really all that strongly correlated one way or the other. Not that it would matter if you could, since the great thing about drawings is that it doesn't need to conform to reality.
I'm sorry anon. I just don't like the ideal of a 6 year old magically turning into a refined young lady with a chest size going bigger than balloon tits.
I don't REALLY hate them.
I hate them, they're ridiculously huge. Other wise, they're not that bad.
I meant she's not that bad.
While I prefer a chest size that is Neptune's, I'm not going to deny I get a boner just thinking of Yellow Heart's ridiculous sized breasts giving me a good titty fuck.
Well, I kinda agree that I wish that they had given Piishi a different CPU design and used Yellow Heart for someone who had sex appeal in normal body and personality, too.
I want Blanc to hit me as I nibble on her shoulders.
I would definitely pat her head
I want Blanc to hug me as a nibble her shoulders.
All the neps are great, and you all have amazing taste.
Except for Niore shitters.
Yes, Yes they are.
Fuck off faggot.
I want to discipline a Nep.
Niore is a fucking shitter, and I hate her.
What, you mean like teach them Rhetoric or something?
Are these girls lesbians?
It's ok, anons.
Niore doesn't exist anyway.
No one cares about your homosexual opinion, fagcommando.
They're any orientation you want them to be. Thus is the glory of subtext.
Depending on what game you play.
>Come on in anon, the water is perfect!
>Implying they'd want a creep like me in the water with them when I look severely underweight
>Implying they wouldn't be freaked out seeing my hairy balls.
>And then Purururu snips off your dick when she sees how big it got.
Why does everyone post something with puru and snipping dicks?
What the fuck
>not trimming or shaving your junk.
Dunno, seems appropriate.
>Having to deal with irritation and scratchiness
I don't know about you, but I'd rather not put a razor anywhere near my genitals.
>Implying I can be arsed shaving all the hairs off my dick.
What's the point then I'll never meet them? However, on the odd chance I travel to Gamindustri, I'd gladly shave my mustache, beard and pubic hair off to make myself look less "creepy".
I shave my dick just because the fact that their is hair there greatly disturbs me.
Step up senpai.
I use hair clippers if it gets bad down there, and then I use those Gillette fusion razors and lots of shaving cream. I've yet to nick my self and I shave down. Also I do it after a quick shower, to clean down there and then I get back in to clean the rest.
>not shaving your balls so they don't get in the way when you make love to your nepu pillow
You're only allowed to have a beard if you're in shape.
Embarassed Purple Heart, is there something better than that?
Would you a Arfoire?
All I do with my nep pillow is tuck my arm underneath it and wrap my other over her. Sometimes I just place my hand above her breast.
When I wake up, my arms are nowhere near her. But I'm almost kissing her and nearly drenching my daki in my drool.
Being that my spine can be seen, I guarantee you I'm not in shape.
I'm just too lazy to shave
No. I want to teach them Trigonometry.
>you will never lecture an Iris Heart who sucks at math
>you will never teach her radians and how to apply sine and cosine in daily situations
Life is pain.
Only if it's Purefoire
We all know how this would end.
Embrace the brown.
Rape? Philistine. No female can conquer math, especially once I immerse her into Calculus. We'll see her f(x) after I'm done with her.
>All I do with my nep pillow is tuck my arm underneath it and wrap my other over her. Sometimes I just place my hand above her breast.
are you me?
I don't drool all over her though.
I don't know, I think I'll need some more convincing.
>not removing your own balls so no hair ever grows.
Isn't that like the standard thing to do with Dakis?
Well I also leg-lock it
Same. The leg locking is the biggest thing i bought it for. I actually used to get a lot of pain in my knees before i got one but it happens a lot less often now.
Damn it Anon stop ruining my fantasies. Also,
I'm sure Blanc at least would be good at the subject.
Uni is probably the best mathematician
I'm not sure anon. Are you?
I don't actually DROOL on my daki, but being that I drool on my pillow I come dangerously close to doing so. I also do not leg-lock my daki as I just don't find it comfortable
...Maybe that's why my right leg always hurts when I wake up.
I want a daki.
I'd give you mind if you lived next-door to me.
Then again, every time I see the Neptune side of this daki I never want to let her go. Just looking at her adorable face as she get's undressed makes me want to gently wrap my arms around her and run my tongue over her collarbone.
What are your most outrageous Gamindustri-related fantasies, /a/?
Mine is to go into Gamindustri as the Emperor of some empire and forge alliances with all of them.
Holy shit are you me?
Fuck, didn't mean to quote.
Sorry, anon. You of all people should be aware on how badly I butcher the English language at times ;_;
Just watching puru's peaceful sleeping face as she sleeps in her king sized bed while stroking her soft, fluffy hair as if she was my child
...Okay, that's a lie. I don't really have gamindustri related dreams... but like, that's one thing I'd gladly dream if I could.
Fantasies, not dreams.
Well, both can do.
Then I have no fantasies to share.
Crime Fighting at night with Nepgear.
Yes. But the anime toned it down and ruined this fanbase.
Why would you try to ruin a thread that is going so smoothly?
>Hasn't played HDN.
What happens if Nep becomes yandere for you?
Simple, you die. She doesn't take prisoners.
Give her all the love and affection that she needs.
She wouldn't kill someone she loves, right?
Maybe, maybe not. It's All how you handle her.
But killing love rivals is also perfectly reasonable for a yandere.
She is fine what are you a faggot?
Are you saying women who dont have big tities looks bad?
If you suck cocks then your opinion is stupid
>what is Conquest end
Love her unconditionally, even if a few people happen to go missing.
Got any pics of Purple Heart smiling?
But Nepgear wasn't a yandere.
Neptune kills half the people, you know?
Neptune wasn't a yandere either.
But she killed the people she loved.
Or do you mean just romantic love?
What if I want out?
Good night Neppers. May you dream of you're waifus.
Can I fuck her until she turns into a good girl?
And if so can I continue to fuck Purefoire?
This is important.
>You'll neper nep a puru
A yandere kills people because of love, not in spite of it. There's a difference.
There are two well-known types of yandere: the obsessive one who kills their loved one because of love, and the possessive one who kills their love rivals. There's a third, less well-known type of yandere: those who kill themselves in such a way to mess with the minds of their loved one. See: School Days ending 永遠に for an example.
Naturally, neither Neptune nor Nepgear would fall under any of these categories.
Okay but wasn't the whole point of this a thought experiment about a yandere Nep-Nep?
As the Emperor of China?
Yeah, I want to re-found the Chinese Empire because literally anyone can take the Mandate of Heaven if they want to and they are capable of ruling justly.
I know right?
It's clearly pic related.
I love it when an artist ships their own characters in their free time.
Tsunako just too based
they must have some long ass lips
Sloppy tongue action
What does being ravaged by Iris feel like?
>Implying Nep wouldn't trick Noire into thinking she was about to be kissed before shoving some year old rotten pudding into her face and laughing at her
I'd rather have Uni.
I couldn't agree more.
OTP is and always will be HistoirexLewd
It tastes like raw power, the best sex you've ever had...and chocolate.
Neptune X Pudding is OTP
I think pic related is the only pairing everyone agrees with
OTP is Ram x my auditory nerves
Stop it boner
Why is the T silent?
French language is like that I guess.
The french usually drop the last letter in pronunciation.
Jump to 0:35
Why is France worst country?
I give up in America.
Because they're just a bunch of rascists faggots.
What? If you're french why do you live in the land of the "free"?
I'm not french. I just have no hope for a country that spies on other countries, then tries to inform it's citizens until interrupted by a shitty celebrity getting arrested.
My 2 favorite Neps'.
Thank you anons'.
Have fun with all those mudslimes invading yer country. Oh and that failing economy
>Having faith in a government.
I-I've got bad news for you Anon...
I'm American too, bro. But the state of all this shit going down is pitiful. I told my family about a new Snowden interview, and they asked me questions like "Who's Snowden?" and "What's an NSA?"
I was truly enraged, since this is how the whole country is.
There are no mudslimes in Gamindustri.
Just because your government is shit doesn't mean that all of them are.
>not having a daki
They mostly are though.
Well, it was a fun thread, folks. I'mma hit the hay.
>tfw Vert is the least popular girl
>tfw when the worst console is also the worst girl
pls no bully beru
Something doesn't have to be perfect in order to do a good job far more often than not.
The American government is largely shit because people don't expect it do a good job, and therefor don't demand it as strongly as they should. It doesn't help that the American people don't have a good leadership mentality (very self-centered and combative... and then they somehow expect their leaders to be different), or that they keep selfishly throwing out thoughtless requests (give us more services, but don't charge us for it!), either.
Why? She's a turbo slut, a Cowadooty casual and a fujoshit. That's all of what /a/ hates bundled into one girl.
What if some /a/non is a mudslime and he BRB Gamindustri's himself?
>plays days of mmo's
But she does none of those things.
And yes she may like fujoshi but she isn't super obnoxious about it like nepgen is with yuri.
Hey man whatever at least Hitler wasn't born in AMERICA
>implying /a/ hates her
pls no bully beru
She is a pure maiden and has done nothing wrong.
What's your opinion on this?
captcha: marriage scifit
>she may like fujoshi
She IS fujoshi, get the terms right.
Nigga I didn't even know what fujoshi was until someone used it as an insult against my favorite goddess.
That's cool, nothing wrong with that.
>done nothing wrong
Except ruined gaming and focusing more on money through ads than actual gaming. I guarantee you nobody here has an Xbone.
Noire > Shit > Vert
That's cool. But Neptune with never requite your love, Noire.
Some bodysnatcher has stolen Noire and is using her as a puppet.
I want to believe that no one here is. But I guess that it's inevitable with this big userbase. I'm sure they have a special place reserved for them in hell or something. If they make it to Gamindustri, I'll continue Justice's legacy and rid Geimugyoukai of that curse.
>taking M$ into this
What are you, /v/ermin?
Vert is lovely.
Then lurk more.
Vert is a representation of Microsoft in these games yes, but that doesn't mean that she is automatically as shit as Microsoft and Xbox.
I feel like you letting your feelings toward M$ prejudice you against Vert and that is incredibly unfair to her.
You should try and be a little more reasonable and see her less as M$ and more as a Neptunia.
Just give her a chance man.
And beyond all this, even if you don't want to, could you at least have the common courtesy to be quiet and not voice your opinions on how shit Beru is. I understand some people are also very vocal about Noire being shit but don't lump us all together.
That was meant as a joke.
So uhh Blanc a cute.
Actually she isn't. She's a respresentation of the 360, and her country is a representation of microsoft. Either way, she isnt in any way associated with the xbone, so i dont know why that other guy is freaking out about it.
I actually saw that and considered posting it but decided against it.
I want to rub Blancbutt why she calls me names and insults me but is powerless to stop me because she's enjoying it so much.
Her golden hair flows
beautifully through the night
twinkling among stars.
Then you'll force her to say lewd things or otherwise you'll stop, right?
And on the verge of her climax she gives in to the pleasure and finally becomes honest, telling you to cum inside and leg locks you when your throbbing cock starts to pump your love juice inside of her tight pussy that is now clinging to you so unbelievably hard in order suck out every single drop of it.
Blanc a best
Whoa. Who's making this?
Late I guess, but I have more.
VertxBlanc is underrated... Vert usually goes off with IF or Chika while Blanc kind of skulks off on her own
Man that's cute.
Last thing I got for them that hasn't been posted already.
NepxNowa is still the best, though
Huh. They made an anime for this game? Should I play the game first?
Have some purple on black.
Go for it Gameplay is strange but the story and character make up for it
Buy Victory if you want to try one.
> almost 380 posts
> Not a single XBAWKS HUEG BUTT
>Noire's going to be going around kissing girls in her new game
What a lesboslut.
>going around NTRing Nep
Not sure I like this.
but you can kiss nep too!
She'll be kissing everyone...
Including you. Yes, YOU.
I'd rather kiss Uni.
I'm glad I got a Vita, it's just full of Uni pics and then I cum all over that glorious OLED screen. Makes me feel like she's really enjoying it.
Technically, with the latest leaks it's some extension of the Lily rank system, the kissing.
So yeah, from the looks of things you can make anyone kiss anyone given your rank's high enough.
Makes sense the dyke's game has this.
I love you Iris. Please step on me and fill me with your cruel love. I want to be your servant for life.
Sorry, had to let that out somewhere
All the nep games are on sony systems. So basically Noire and Uni are really into "players", if you know what I mean.
That's good though
Well that's interesting.
can I make Blanc kiss Vert, then?
but i don't want her to kiss me.
sounds like it
Don't worry it starts to build and build and you gotta let it out somewhere.
And it can't be with IH plowing your boypussy until your hard erect cock explodes and goes all over her stomach and hair.
man those lily ranks, i just played mk2 for a while
>highest ranking is them with hearts jumping out of them everywhere
I'm glad you feel as I do.
It gets even better in Victory when you can pair up anyone with anyone.
What do you think?
Sometimes I feel like i'm the only one who wants to vanilla with Iris Heart.
Or at the most just hold hands, or cuddle.
I think the most vanilla you could get with IH is maybe some mother-son play.
That actually doesn't sound too bad.
I wouldn't mind cuddling with her in bed and calling her mommy.
Maybe breastfeed a little.
Why do I want to comfort her and tell her how beautiful she is to me?
Because you're a human being.
With flaws and imperfections.
And she is Goddess.
I want a yandere Puru
Noire is the best goddess. All other goddesses are old and busted.
quota tsundere stronk
V Noire plz go. Or no, stay and suck my dick
Go to bed Noire.
The goddess of sluts.
>Try leg-locking my nep daki as well as spooning her properly when I go to bed at night.
>Get so damn aroused and stiff to the point I'm leaking precum.
Looks like I'll just be hugging it normally then.
That seems a like a over the top reaction, all that happens to me is my heart goes full doki doki and occasionally a boner
I assure you, anon. I'm telling the truth and I really hate the fact that my daughter turns me on and makes me wet even if it is just a pillow ;_;
I thought I was being polite. Everyone knows an affection-starved girl like her becomes a slut the second she gets a taste. Once she gets to experience sweet orgasmic euphoria she will wonder why she ever gave a damn about Lastation as anything other than a means to acquire a large amount of sexual partners.
It's okay because partly Neptune is to blame for being so sexy
It's quite normal for fathers to be aroused by their daughters (and mothers their sons) occasionally.
You guys make me think that you would gladly fuck your daughters if you could...
You don't grow up with your children, you acquire them after you've reached sexual maturity. The question is whether your children feel the same way or not, since the westermarck effect (if you believe in it) theoretically applies to them.
I just wish she wasn't so damn sexy. I would literally fuck her human form more than I would her HDD.
To me it isn't. That would mean I'm more willing to fuck my daughter over my wife. And that's something that scares me ;_;
I honestly would if I shared a bed with Neptune ;_;
Also - on a unrelated matter, what do I do with my bodypillow if it feels squished?
What do you mean with squished
It's Neptune, anon. A Neptune with longer hair if she grew up.
>What do you mean with squished
By squished I mean that when I feel the bottom of my daki and the middle, it's like all the stuffing is gone and it feels really squishy.
You're telling me this is Neptune too?
Pinch her here and there real good. So that the filling which is now a single blob comes apart again.
No that's Nepgear, the artist said so in his description.
does your filling consist of styrofoam balls?
Can you imagine Neptune as your daughter, coming to your room during a storm and asking if she can sleep with you because she's scared?
Can you imagine yourself as the big spoon and her moving a bit trying to get comfortable, accidently pushing her butt against your crotch quite a lot?
Would you be able to take adventage of her, pull down her panties and ram it in causing her to scream in fear, pain and ectasy all at once?
Would you? You sick fuck, you sorry excuse for not only a father but a human being? Would you?
I wouldn't blame you to be honest
My thing is only medium sized. I don't think it would be that painful. Also, fuck you for making me rock hard, how am I supposed to jack off in a bus?
No, that is clearly nepgear, anon. I mean, the hair colour makes it so damn obvious.
He did? I could have sworn it was an older Neptune.
No it consists of an actual bodypillow I purchased off hobby heart.
I wouldn't, no. But I assure you anon, I would come dangerously close to because just the very thought of her small frame snuggling up against me would awaken something inside me.
I just don't want to hurt her. But dammit she's so damn perfect that I'd have a really hard time just not screwing her right there and then. But like, I'm averaged size so I wouldn'thurt her that badly.
>not making the inner pillows yourself
It's like you don't even love your daughter.
Neptune is my imouto and I rarely think about sexualizing her but...I dunno in a situation like that, well she would definetly feel my boner. I would probably just end up hugging her very hard
But Anon, she wants you to love her. Please give her what she wants.
But I do love her. But there are lines that a brother can't cross
Do you at least snuggle and cuddle her and make her food? I make food for my favorite Nep.
Please do not capitalize 'nep' if you are referring to the cast.
Okay I guess
That's a stupid question. Of course. I would hug and cuddle with her often so that she knows I'm close to her, I would make her food, help do her homewo-...Funny, I feel like it's the 2nd time I'm writing this
I'm not going to waste a lot of money just to rip the stuffing out of pillows, anon. I just purchased the thing closest to making things easier for me.
Is there a way to sort my bodypillow or not?
I know sexaulizing her is wrong, and that puru would kill me, but I just can't help getting so fucking hard and aroused at the thought of spooning my daughter close to me on a cold, stormy night
Like, as soon as I wrote that, my dick was getting aroused.
If you touch her, I'll snip your dick off.
This pretty much already tells you that she already get's me aroused just by spooning her close to me.
How does Nepu make so many of us weak just by existing?
She's a witch using black magic to weaken us, a witch that needs to be exterminated.
She's a nice lady who has a different agenda and deserves her happiness.
>implying that a good dicking isn't enough
She's not a feminist
Because she's a very happy cheerful girl who just knows when to have fun and slack off.
Then there's the fact she has a beautiful body in her human form that I was want to tenderly ravish and eat her out. I want her to squirm in ectasy and cry out my name in pleasure as I massage and lick her adorable little nipples
How do we exterminate a goddess?
>I'm not going to waste a lot of money just to rip the stuffing out of pillows, anon.
Apply blunt object directly to forehead repeatedly until the demon has been defeated.
Could you explain more what you mean by >>101147058 then? Because I'm afraid I don't understand where you're getting at.
I hope you're happy
My dick is fully erect.
Is polynepi allowed?
Sew your own inner pillow and buy proper filling for it so that it doesn't flatten out in couple weeks.
I've been waiting to put my shotgun to good use.
Wait is this like an OS-tan?
The Cute:Hot ratio is completly broken now. She's too much in both categories.
You haven't seen the other versions have you?
NO! You can have only one wife. Multiple friends is fine, fucking them is fine too if they want it and your wife knows about it and allows it
Neptune is a goddess, surely she can nep more than one wife.
I don't know how to sew, anon ;_;
Well, I've somewhat got the problem sorted out. All I had to do really was give both sides a good pat so that it'd be all nice and fluffy again.
Not that it'll last long mind you. But I'm going to really stop hugging it so hard so that it doesn't turn Nep all squishy and soft
This is why I like her a lot, anon. Not only is she my type for body structure, but she's also cute as fuck and just drives me wild.
I'd never hurt her though. I just want to be gentle with her even if it means she gets scared of me molesting her ;_;
And I'm not sure my dick could handle it.
In a situation like that you have to wait for her to make the first move otherwise you're just a dick, literally.
Anon please stop, you might actually strike my heart.
>I don't know how to sew
You can learn, right? Anything for your daughteru anon.
Why are the candidates so molestable?
I could, yes. However I don't have the right materials for sewing and even if I did, there's a chance I'll fuck it up.
I'll just see what happens. I only hug one side anyway and don't mind patting her sides just to make her feel fluffy and full.
While I'm perfectly fine for waiting for her to make the first move, I can't speak for my dick that gets so damn stiff at the thought of her nubile body snugging against my frame and listening to her soft breathing as she falls asleep in my embrace.
I want to ram Rom.
boo ran a cute.
If it's 10 minutes of pleasure you prefer to her liking you then go ahead
looks like the girl from dot hack
I don't want to rape her though. Nor do I want her trembling in fear when I caress her cheek in affection.
I just don't want her driving my hormones wild and teasing my dick so badly. I just want to make her happy and feeling safe and secure.
Would you subscribe to her blog?
Ho ho, jus thinking about it makes you hard? I want to push you even further anon...
What would you do if she couldn't sleep despite being so close yo you? Would you turn her to face you and hug her while also covering her ears from the loud thunders? How would you feel with her pudding smelling breath pretty much hitting your face? Imagine that you go away for a second, just to get a drink or something, and you come back to find her moving in her sleep on the whole bed, trying to find you? I assure you, as soon as you lie again on the bad she would grab you like her big stuffed animal and would crawl on top of you. Would you be even able to sleep this way? Adorable Neptune atop of you, your dick being diamond hard and demanding attention? But you can't go to the bathroom to fap, you are stuck in this place and in this position with her virgin crotch just behind the panties and so close...
I'm sure it'd be very very boring.
Why is Rei so best girl?
It looks so adorable, and I need a bigger, clear version of that mini Blanc
Because she knows Gamindustri needs another crash
But that's not Compa.
Glad to know
I wouldn't, no. But if Neptune wants to sleep in this position then I'm clearly not going to throw her off me. If it what makes her safe and relaxed then so be it.
But please anon, don't torment my already poor dick with these words. Not to mention that if I'm harder than diamonds if she's atop of me, just nearly feeling her crotch touch my boner would make me try with all my might not to throw her on her back and hump her roughly ;_;
Better than nothing I guess. But I still want that mini Blanc!
>The Goddess of Victory
Fixed for your enjoyment
Don't worry anon, she's tired and sleeping like a rock, she won't wake up for a long time. You just move her panties aside and relieve yourself, nothing difficult. You would just have to finish inside her so there's no werid white "pudding" on her when she wakes up. And well, once you take a bite, you might as well eat the whole thing. Some sleeping pills to "help" her when she can't fall asleep and you can enjoy her whenever you want.
>those events where they shitpost on each others blogs
I don't want to rape her though. I mean, even if she's sleeping atop of me with her crotch very close to my erect penis, I just don't want to gently tug her panties down and just gently pry her pussy lips apart with my dick and fucking her gently.
But I assure you, on the odd case I -did- violate her in her sleep, I would take full responsibility for my actions and propose to her the next day.
You wouldn't be alive the next day
You keep using the world "gently". It doesn't fit the situation you know? You are painfully raping your cute little daughteru, she doesn't know anything, she will wake up and act normally but you know you did something very, very naughty to her, and you will just keep doing it and doing it until...Okay I just feel dirty now, time to stop.
And you would propose to your daughter? ...Hot
I'm aware of that, anon. That's why I want to hold back as much as I can even if the thought of her atop of me makes me very tingly and wet.
I'll put her happiness first over my sexual desires. But I cannot help if her nubile body turns me on more than her HDD.
Yes I would, anon. I said I was taking responsibility for my actions no? What's the point of taking her cherry against her will (when she's dead asleep) and I won't take responsibility?
I deserve to be castrated by puru for this
I wanna rape histy but I don't know if I could handle the guilt after the deed
And I would
These images are cancer. You're cancer for saving them.
Well other than her turning out to be a gorey mess because you're too large for her, she'll most likely respawn after 3 days.
>Stop liking what I don't like! >;(
...By not doing it?
Once you stop shitposting.
That's not how you eat eggplants.
I'm fucking loving these.
Why did Tsunako remove the claws again? They were the best part of the designs from the first game.
>best part not being twintails