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How do you think your dad would feel if he found out his son prefers to masturbate to cartoons instead of real women?
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It's been almost nine years since my dad passed away.
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>>101072299

I'm sorry anon
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"You have good taste son."
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My dad would be more pissed if he found out I fapped to that dirty slut amane
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He's dead.
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Gee I wonder how the fathers of ero artists must feel knowing their sons/daughters draw cartoons that people masturbate to.
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He watched anime so I think he would have understood.
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>>101072151
At least I don't masturbate to sluts.
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I'm 31 nigga, do you think I give a shit what my dad thinks about me? I'm pretty sure he gave up any hope of having grandchildren long ago.
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>>101072477

Fuck off

Amane best girl, you're waifu a shit
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>>101072151
I am proud son.
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>>101072402
Don't talk shit about her.
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>>101072151
He already hates that i still play videogames watch anime/cartoons and read comics/manga.
He'll probably be pissed but he can't do shit about it.
>>101072405
How do you think he feels possibly watching over you?
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>>101072488

Are you a wizard?
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I'm a lot more worried about my dad finding out that I masturbate to father/son incest.
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I'm pretty sure he'd be disappointed, then he'd notice the bulges on the "girls" I fap to and probably disown me.
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>>101073005
It shouldn't be that creepy since your daddy's little girl R-right?
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>>101072914
Yes sir. Being a wizard is awesome, you can edge for six hours every day and your balls become ice as you piss fire.
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>>101072549
>How do you think he feels possibly watching over you?

I used to feel like he was watching me but I don't think he is doing that anymore. He came to me in a dream. We drank beer and he told me to take care of mom and that he was going to rest.
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At least I'm not a faggot
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He probably already knows, since I've never had a girlfriend
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>>101072151
Does this novel gets better?I had read for about 16 hours and I feel the story have just come to a halt with the repetition of the same topics and some uninteresting events so i must ask if theres is gonna be an interesting twist or just the same pointless conversations with the same characters?
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I don't masterbate.
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Haha joke's on you I never had a dad!
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>>101073268
Also first time reading this kind of novels so I dont really know what to expect
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>>101073268
The common route is long and has its dull moments but I thoroughly enjoyed finishing each route.
[Spoiler]I enjoyed michiru's route the most, obviously [/spoiler:lit]
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>>101072151
He's too drunk to care
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Im an orphan.

>>101073268
Just bear it for a while, the common route is hella long
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>>101073268
mitcher is a cute route
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>>101073463
>>101073484
>>101073494
>>101073564
Really? i hate mitcher she's annoying but that's probably because i still dont know much about her... well i guess i'll endure just to see why her route is cute, thanks for answering.
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"Are you a doctor yet?"
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I think they'd be more concerned about the fact that I'm fapping to traps, futa, guro and all sorts of other fucked up cartoons, rather than them being cartoons.
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>>101073866
mitcher arguably best route

at least most satisfying for me
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>>101073866
Mitcher has one of the better character development
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>>101072151
But I fap to both 2D and 3D..
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>>101073868
"Biostatistician? Is that a doctor?"
"I still don't know why you picked U of Washington over Johns Hopkins"
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>>101074002
I dunno, the entire permise of her route is kinda bulshit. That said I did still enjoy it quite a bit.

Sakaki's route was the most disappointing. I liked her the most so I saved her for last, and every route I played established her more and more as a secret porn-hound (especially Michiru's) and then... nothing. It was basically just Makina's route with less content.
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>>101074280
>mfw I did Amane's route first
>mfw reading that long ass fucking lord of the flies shit
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>>101072151
Fuck OP.
Amane is best Grisaia
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>>101074280
Well, she did try to touch Yuuji's penis while she thought he was asleep only to masturbate in the bathroom after he shook her off.
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>>101074388
Yeah I did exactly the same, man. I made it all the way through then set it aside for three months. I only picked it back up and played through the rest last week.
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>>101074280
She does masturbate ocasionally, though
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>>101074388
>teacher fucking the girl is the hottest part of the whole game
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>>101074471
>>101074547
It was just the one scene though, that didn't really go anywhere that the other routes didn't also go.
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Best Grisaia.
Yumiko is a close second.
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I really don't give a fuck what my dad thinks
I haven't seen or heard from him in about 18 years
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>>101074620
No. Why did the school have to... What the fuck? The whole route isn't believable at all.
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>>101074671
All the routes are kinda shit
I hope the anime just animates the common route
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>>101074695
I really have no fucking idea how it can be the first in a trilogy when it diverges so wildly, unless it just does the Majikoi S thing and have after stories for each girl.
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>>101074671
i felt the same way
right after it happened all i could think for the rest of the route was they blew up a fucking school
and they got away with it
bullshit
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>>101072151
I listen to rap and hang wit the niggas so I'll be fine.
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>>101074671
The whole premise of the game isn't believable.
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My dad plays WoW, listens to girly pop music and his favourite food is McDonald's. He's in no position to shame me for my tastes.
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My father's job has gone to shit and stayed shit these past several years that I have to cover for all family expenses, even some of his business expenses. It feels fucking awful to see your own father silently scream and cry at his own son practically covering up for almost everything he needs. His pride as a man is torn because I took the breadwinner's mantle from him just because I wanted to support him.

Even if I waste my life at this point, even if I watch cartoon porn in front him, even if I do drugs and slap broads in front of him, I dont think he'll be able to say "Son, I am disappoint".

I can feel his feels. And it fucking hurts.
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>>101074758
Kazuki the "Professor" pulled some strings behind the scenes to get her little brother off the hook.
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>>101075014
If that's actually true and not bullshit, then I feel vindicated as fuck. That's exactly what I ended up believing was the case by the end.
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My dad died on October 22nd. I think he'd just want me to have some kind of ceremony he could attend with my waifu because that's honestly just the type of guy he was.
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>>101075063
It's true. In the second game you find out she's alive and is the rumored "Professor". Some anon posted some translated screenshots in a past Grisaia thread.
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He'd be proud. My dad ruined his life by falling in love and getting married only to afterward get divorced and pay child support to 6 children, 4 of which weren't his. He's always told me to never marry a woman and that love is a huge risk that isn't worth it. He taught me that I could be happy alone. I'm 22 now and he was right 100%.

Besides, I can't have a relationship with a woman without somehow becoming a father figure to her. I guess it's part of my personality.

>My face when my last girlfriend accidentally called me "dad"
>Our relationship ended ages ago but she still sometimes calls me to ask me for advice
>Constantly am told that I'd be a great father
>I don't even want children
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>>101075156
Do you know if Moogy et al. are translating the second? There's no mention of it on TL-Wiki.
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>>101075156
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>>101075250
THE CLAW
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My little sister has explicitly told me that if I ever have kids she's going to take them away from me and raise them herself.
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>>101075250
>タナトス
>Thanatos

What?
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>>101075326
what a bitch
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>>101075223
The same person who translated the first game is supposed to be translating the sequels. We haven't really heard anything from him in a while though.
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>>101075326
That just means she wants to be your husband.

Fucking retard
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>>101075329
Seriously what. Is it Chizzle's code name or something?
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He probably would just be really dissapointed.

He might call me a weird faggot, but mostly just deeply disappointed. I wouldn't blame him
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>>101075428
I like the way you think
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Not anime or manga.
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>>101075485
I think that might be Kazuki's code name? Don't really know.
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I think my Dad would take it a lot better than my Mom.
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>>101075558
It can be really hard to tell who's talking in VN screenshots sometimes.
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>>101072151
I don't play Grisaia but what kind of retarded uniform is this?

So fucking stupid.
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why would my parents care what I masturbate to

why would anyone
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>>101075508
I just lost my shit.
Well played, anon. Well played.
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My dad died in childbirth.
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>>101075880

How does it feel knowing you killed your dad?
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>>101072151
He knows and doesn't care.

"As long as you save up and get your self a house and car, indulge in hobbies all you want son, women are nothing but trouble, especially today."

ありがとう、お父さん!
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>>101075189
Are you a DILF anon?
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>>101076334
Like I said, I'm 22. Apparently I'm father-like, though.

It occurs to me that women may be attracted to me because I remind them of their fathers. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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>>101076373
I'd be confused as fuck as well. Being told you're father-like means you're capable and thus also marriage material, but who knows if you actually want to shackle and potentially ruin yourself.
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>>101076518
Yeah, it's definitely a conundrum.

>My dad always told me to never get married
>His life was totally ruined by it
>He made sure to drill this into me throughout my childhood
>Become an adult
>Apparently would be a great husband and father
This is nothing like my Japanese animes. Part of me wants to find someone I really love and give them a good life. The other part wants to watch anime and do worthless things my entire life until I die alone. I'm not sure if I'd be happier as a handsome family man or as a creepy old dude.

I think of all the anons who wish they could find love and feel bad for even giving it thought. Having a family sounds really boring to me, though.



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