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I told my parents about my waifu and now they want me to go see a shrink. They were interrogating me about having a girlfriend and I told them I have one a wife actually. Then they wanted to know her name and see a picture of her and I showed them a picture of my waifu on my phone and they freaked out. My mom started crying and they told me that I need to go see a shrink. I stopped talking to them and a mental hospital has me calling me pressuring me to admit myself to the hospital.I don't know what to do.
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>>101069679
>telling your parents about you're waifu
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Serves you right, filthy degenerate.
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Baka Beta.
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My 60 yo mom watches anime with me when she comes to my apartment. She knows about my waifu and anime preferences but is unaware of me being a lolicon
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>>101069679
In the very small likelyhood that actually occured, you a silly nigga and deserve everything you get.
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You're allegedly the second one tonight. Maybe you'll get shot like the lolicon.
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>>101069679
>Two Anons getting caught with something that makes their parents want them to see a head doctor
Suuuuuuurrre OP.
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>>101069679
>I don't know what to do.
Tell them to fuck off. I don't think they can force you into a mental institute for having a waifu, so just refuse to admit yourself.
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Some 3DPD was trying to flirt with me after class. When she gave me her number I pretended to put it in and the number I gave her of mine was fake.
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>>101069865
Claim it was a joke.
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>>101070087
Thad pls
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>>101069833
BETA? Where?!
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OP time is of the essence, agents of the normalfags could be approaching your residence as we speak. You must open your portal to Gensokyo before you are imprisoned and sent to a reeducation facility.

Godspeed.
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Damn man. I feel sorry for you OP.

I told my mother today about my waifu in commemoration of receiving her figure today and she took it pretty well. We joked about she she's much more beautiful than real women and she said she's ok with her new daughter-in-law but she's sad she can't arrange her beautiful hair.

She also said she's very sexy.
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>>101069679
Go hunting with your dad convince him of your manlyness by killing deers
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>>101069679

You should admit yourself as it's obvious you have some sort of severe learning disability.
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>>101070383
>She also said she's very sexy.

She wants a threesome.
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>>101070383
>>101069679
>Telling your parents about your waifu.
>Telling anyone except anons about your waifu

You guys are either incredibly brave, incredibly socially inept, or incredibly stupid. Probably all three.
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Point them to /a/ and they'll understand.

Then they'll have you shot.
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>>101070383
Who is you're waifu?
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Why are you telling stories on /a/ again?
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>Broke with my girlfriend
>My mom asks "Why, do you preffer your chinesse cartoons ladies?"
>Hell yeah
>Whatever son
What's the problem on liking whatever you wants to like? Don't you believe on freedom anon?



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