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she said that we are going to psicologist and she burned all my collection in the garden, also she is sleeping with my imouto from now on she says

wha i do? she told me to eat my own cum (that was on the papers) to see how it tastes like you "manly alpha kid"
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What?
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>>101060122
heh
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Just tell her your computer was hacked. Oh wait, too late.
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She just need an excuse to get with your imouto.
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Of all the things that didn't happen, this one is the most.
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>>101060122

http://exhentai.org/s/5807387707/668114-1

This one?
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>also she is sleeping with my imouto
Lewd.
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>>101060122
did you eat your own cum?
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>>101060122
>lolicon status: revealed
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>>101060122
How did your cum taste?
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>>101060122
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Just wait till she discovers that you don't use capitalization and punctuation.
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You know in how many levels of screwed you and your future is, right?
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>>101060122
I'm dying
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>OP has to explain a real psychologist why he likes lolibutts and flat chests
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The only thing you have left to try and save your ass is to explain the difference between 2d and 3d.

It's slim, but there is a chance.
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>>101060814
zing
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Now you should masturbate to your mom having sex with your sister, obviously
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Is this a ruse? If it isn't, I actually feel sorry for you OP
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If they're scanned, how come she burned them in the garden?
Also, stab her, better off as a murderer than as a lolicon.
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Best thread of the year.
Just try to get longer OP
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>she told me to eat my own cum
L-lewd.
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>>101061201
He had them printed apparently, according to OP's post.
He's more screwed than Kumagawa
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okay OPokay OP what you nneed to do is take psicologist and wen u get there tell him imouto did it and mom and then cry a lot and show garden fire
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>>101061232
>get longer

I don't think you're supposed to attach the noose to that.
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You're not lewd to your imouto, are you op?
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>>101061353
Not even Anshi'in-san can laugh at that.
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>>101060122
Quick question!
Where was your dad in all this?
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>>101061598
Masturbating to superior Rustle.
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Daijoubu.
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>>101060122
>she is sleeping with my imouto from now on she says
Well, that's good.
They're more easily accessible now they're in the same place
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>>101061353
>>101061573
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>>101060122
Loli isn't really illegal, why should you care?
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>>101062252
It is in certain countries.
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>>101062252
Depends on where OP lives. Doesn't seem like he's britbong, considering his English, but doesn't mean it isn't where he lives.
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>>101060122
I'm imagining OP trying to explain to the psychologist why fapping to cartoons is normal.
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>>101062252
>name for a reason
Well, if he's an english lad then he has a bloody problem, m8
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>>101062606
>DBZ
>Bleach
>One piece
>HOTD
>Naruto
>WoW
>league of legends
>Vocaloid
>Fairy Tail
Are you 12 or just tasteless?
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>>101062750
>HOTD, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Miku, One Piece and Android 18 not fappable

Jesus christ, are you gay?
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>>101062881
Not him but stuff like fairy tail is tasteless

You're probably 12
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>>101062606
>league of legends
so whats it like being a piece of shit
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>>101062881
I can't fap to stuff/doujins that have a shit base.
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>>101062606
I- Is this a ruse?
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>>101063064
Wow, sucks to be you.
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>>101060122
I couldn't be laughing any harder right now.
You fucked up, son.

Good luck with your ruined life now.
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>>101063064
Well that's you're problem then, I fap to visually appealing things and even though Fairy Tail is shit, it has some of the best ecchi stuff you can find. Also that folder is probably 7 years old and I never delete porn.
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>>101060122
>>101061680
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>>101062606
>>101060122
What's going on here?
This is some /b/ tier shit.
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>>101063000
>There are people that can't get off to Fairy Tail's delicious girls

You're probably 83
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I remember when /a/ had mods
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OP cant hide his powerlevels. Sucks to be you.
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>>101060820
>implying a real mom would let word of this get out about her own child
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If this is a ruse thank you bc I laughed if not then kill yourself
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>>101060487
>NEW TERA FATALPULSE
HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS?
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op here sorry for the spam we were sitting in the living room waiting for dad from his extra working hours

he said he will take care of my computer until the doctor says i am okay and he will also reformat it

i am in severe problems i need your help guys how i deal with this shit?

he started to smoke his cigarette right now thinking why i am a bad son and asking my family for help on the issue ...
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>>101060122
And i thought i had a horrible day
HAHAHA
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>>101065432
Time to flee to a different country.
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>>101065432
Drop to your knees and scream "Lolicon ja nai" while crying like a girl
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>>101065432
you know what to do
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>>101065432
Do this
>>101061048
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>>101065432
you can only explain the difference between 2D and 3D.
tell them you're a grass eater-someone who don't touch 3Dwomen- and that you also like mature womens like chrissmass cakes for example.
they will think that you're a big looser, but it's better than being treated as a monster.

well that is if you don't actuallly like 3D loli, because if that's the case you're probably sick and you should see a doctor. tell them that you still want to see a therapist and see if he can help you.
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Quick! Switch to Game of Thrones where a midget is getting a blowjob from an underage girl because that would be less creepy and easier to explain!
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>>101065432
Force your dad to admit he was into kinky shit too as a kid.
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>>101065432
Just said that all of that was a picture. It was like playing GTA killing people for no reason and liking it. That, not so hard wasn't it? I mean it's not like you masturbate to it. just said that you don't masturbate to it, we know that's a lie, but a parents at least trust they child.

And said that you only looking at the art. You want to be an artist, or comic artist, or gore comic artist, and drawing a loli is one of those step to be a great artist.

Whatever, just make some believable lie or something. I'm not a con artist btw
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>Few years ago
>Forget to log off my computer
>Come home to a "FROM MOM" text file in one of my hentai folders

Boy was that awkward.
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>>101066208
Prove it.
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Do you live down south friend? If so my sincere condolences for whats to come.
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>>101065432


I'd just say some weird ass friend of mine gave it to me and that after reading a few pages you realized how disgusting it was and cut off all contact with him. Best thing to do is

>Lie
>Deny
>Lie
>Deny
>Lie
>Deny

And just pray you're parents are dumb enough to believe you
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>>101066308
What did it say?
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>>101066308
How silly. I subconsciously win+l whenever I even look away from my screen.
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>>101066421
More hentai of course
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>>101066308
>not storing your loli hentai on a password encypted external HD
Lesson well learned eh?
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>>101066421
ur a fgt
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>>101066308

Why do people have such untrustworthy parents?

I leave my computer on 24/7 without a password, have loli manga on my bookshelf and a box of doujin. No problems so far.
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>>101066490
>not encrypting your main harddrive
>2014
>constanza is more than four years old
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>my scanned doujins
>burned all my collection in the garde

Am I misinterpreting this or is it intentional nonsense? How do you burn scanned data unless you are burning hard drives?
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>>101066421
Something along the lines of
>I was curious to see what my son was curious about
>Sorry about using your computer but you use my underwear so that makes us even!

That was pretty much it. She carried on like nothing happened but I felt awkward as shit for weeks. I moved the entire futa folder and renamed it.
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>>101066592
Huh same, I just leave all my doujins in a box and my parents don't even care
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>>101066331
>Do you live down south friend?
If he does, why not just says the devil made him do it and its his parents fault for not making him love Jesus.
The south likes Jesus right?
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>>101066704
>but you use my underwear so that makes us even!
What
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>>101066349
but his father is taking control of his PC.
if he's dumb enough to print those disgusting loli hentais he probably have a big folder named"coming into my loli's mouthpussy" or something like that.
also,his browser historic must be outragously long
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>>101066704
She sounds cool.
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>not living alone in an apartment before farping to delicious loli.
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Wait until the reformat, then sue them since they have no proof.

Good thing mom burned them and dad reformatted your computer
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>>101066704
What are you doing with your mother's underwear?
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>>101066669
My guess is that OP was enough of an idiot to scan and print it out on paper. Parents found it and burned it in the garden.
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>>101066844
W-what is "farping"?
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>>101060122
>Sleeping with your imouto
Report her for incest, pedophillia, and statutory rape.
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>>101066772
that might work.
it may also cost them money to make a priest come and "exorcise" him, but it might still work
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>>101066704
What doujin wrote your life?
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>>101066899
This.
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>>101066890
He could just've had doujins & stuff on his computer, and his lack of punctuation made it vague.
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>>101066704
>but you use my underwear so that makes us even!
That's fair and all, but were you really?
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>>101066898
I imagine It's kinda like larping but with a cock in your hand
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>>101066875
Wearing it. But that was at least two years previous to her using my computer. I guess she remembers these things.
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>>101066704
Why do you have your mothers underwear and what do you use it for?
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>>101067019
Was it comfortable? What kind of fabric did it have, and what kind was it? I've been considering buying some panties for myself lately.
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Back up all data to the internet.

First attempt to deny. Try to lie your way out of it. You got caught, so you're clearly retarded, so this will inevitably fail. At this point you go along with their shit.

Then you restore from backup.
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>>101067019
I'm sure she still loves you.
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I would just say that you are bad shit insane and need help. Just go along with it for like 6 months.
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>>101067019
Don't say these things.
I used to try on my mothers lingerie when she was out and I was about ten.
I'd never thought about it until now but there's no way a ten year old can put stuff back as neatly as an adult.
Fuck. The fact it was never mentioned makes it scarier.
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>>101067019
You must have a hell of a mother if she forgave you for that.
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>>101067170
Man, I wish I'd taken advantage of being a kid to wear some panties
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>>101066925
All he has to do is say latin stuff backwards and be scared of salt.
How hard can it be?
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>>101066974

But then what was burned on the garden?
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>>101067019
I've done that too but my mom never found out.
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>>101067260
same
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>>101067210
Your forgetting about reacting to holy water in a believable way.
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>>101067260
Tell yourself what you need to, anon.
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>>101067306
By freezing still at the moment of contact?
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>>101067246
His printed, physical copies of his doujins.
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>>101060122
change your personality a few times a day, make sure they think you've lost it
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>>101067383
Nah, it burns so screaming when it hits you.
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>>101067210
if he lives down south he probably can't remenber soething as hard as a sentence in latin spelled backwards.
he can still fake being affraid of salt tough
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Okay guys i am going now, my dad talked with my uncle and he told him to come over his house after the first meet with the psychologist, he said something about killing some deers in the forest, thanks, goodbye.

i will miss my 3tb of japanese porn ;_; thanks tyo all who helped or tried to help for real i love 4chan bye
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>>101067471
Bye anon.
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>>101067471
WHAT ABOUT YOUR HIDDEN BACK UP

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
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>>101060122
>>101065432
underage b&
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>>101060122
Embrace your depravity.
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>>101067471
>killing some deers in the forest
OP run. Run away as fast as you can.
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>>101067471
Bye. Hope you don't get murdered out there.
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>>101067471
If you admit you're into little girls they're gonna shoot you bro.
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>>101067170
>The only girl I've ever been with once made me dress up in her clothes and then got me to fuck her

That was interesting.

I've never been more turned on holy shit am I gay?
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>>101067471
>killing some deers in the forest,
should we call the cops?
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>>101067471
You screwed OP. Hunting in the woods is a recipe for a murder mystery.
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>>101067471
>killing some deers in the forest
Oh boy.
Good luck anon, see you when you move out or you kill your parents.
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>>101067471
On a scale of 1-10, how extreme is the shit we're talking?
1-2: Weekly visits by a Catholic priest
3-4: Mental institution
5-6: Life imprisonment
7-8: Lethal injection
9-10: Burned at the stake
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>>101067303
>>101067260
She knew, but never said anything.
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>>101067471
>last online 2356424 days
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>>101065432
call this nigga
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>>101067607
No, you're trans.
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>>101066704
Kami-tier okaasan
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>>101067607
My sisters always made me dress up in female clothing when I was younger and I kinda like wearing girly clothes now. Dos that make me gay?
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>>101065432
Fatalpulse is shit anyways, and all the people who fap to the doujins are creeps. Enjoy your time with therapy, you degenerate.
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>>101067678
He's going to get William Rufus'd!

I'll remember you anon, for the laughter you brought me.
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>>101067831
Can I just be a trap instead?
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>>101067849
I wish I had sisters to bully me and force me to dress up in girls clothing
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>>101067705
It was Fatalpulse doujins according to OP.

>>101067471
Run for your life m8.
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>>101067065
Small silky and smooth. A lot of her underwear was really skimpy and lacy though. I was surprised. I can afford my own ornate undergarments these days though.

>>101067187
I'm assuming she did considering we still spend a lot of time together.
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I hope the anon doesn't do something fucking stupid like shoot his uncle/dad.
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>>101067849
yeah, that happened to plenty of people in their childhood and you don't see them becoming drag queens
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>>101067705
depends on the state/country you live in

can someone screencap the thread if he has the time to? it would be great to discuss it again and it would be a proof if someone gets actually shooted in the forest
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Who the fuck can't hide their powerlevels when living with their parents? Get some crappy studio apartment in the bad part of town, here in Texas it's about 338 a month if you get one in a latino area.
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>>101067960
Fuck off, let em die.
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>>101067471
Say you're gay and you have an artistic appreciation for the female form.
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>>101067960
As opposed to letting them shoot him?
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>>101067471
Good luck
I'll remember this the next time i though i fucked up
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>>101067471
Can't be that bad, just kill some deers act manly and pretend you've gotten over it
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>>101067960
why?
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>>101067989
The soundtrack for this thread should be the William Tell overture.
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>>101067781
stop using that image for fuck's sake!!!!
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>>101063064
You are ACTUALLY a sperglord.
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What does eating your own cum have to do with it? Did you do it?
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>>101068083
Anon, he is the deer.
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>>101068165
Seriously OP can you answer this, it's important.
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>>101068083
>implying his dad and uncle aren't going to "accidentally" shoot OP in the face with a 12 gauge.
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>>101068095
Done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7O91GDWGPU
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>>101068230
Well what if he lace him hunt a bear with a bow and eat the heart?
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>>101068095
nicu idea!
i'm hearing it while re-reding yhe thread, it's funny as hell, especially the "run OP! run or they're going to shoot you!"
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>>101067471
RIP anon
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Everyone pay attention to your local news networks for the next few weeks just encase a body is found.

Keep this thread as evidence, too.

I refuse to allow such close-minded people to get away with murder JUST because their son thought outside the box for a change.
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>>101068494
More like fapping outside the box.
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>>101068494
I just wish he told us his name so we can tell if it's him or not.
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>>101067471

DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR DAD INTO THE WOODS, he is going to shoot you in the back and tell police he thought you were a deer.
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>>101068538
ZING

But my point still stands.
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>>101068560
>>101068560
Or even where he lived would help narrow it down.
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OP this is why you fap to milfs, I bet your dad loves milfs
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>>101067471
>he said something about killing some deers in the forest, thanks, goodbye.
Yeah, goodbye.
RIP
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>>101067471
>he said something about killing some deers
Yep. Definitely a souther.
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>>101066772
>>101067543
>>101068230
>>101068538
why don't we find people like this in normal threads?
do we have to talk about families reacting to their son's loli fetish to find interesting point of views?
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>>101067471
dammit anon ;-;
I'm not crying you're crying!
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>>101068634
of course he loves them, he probably maried one.
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I can see it now

The news interviews will go
>We had just taken him to a psychiatrist because he'd been having some problems lately
>He said he wanted to go hunting with his uncle. It was one of his favorite hobbies so we thought nothing of it.
>They went out into the woods and separated as usual. He (my brother in law) heard a bang.
>It's way too fast for him to have found a dear already
>He went running, and when he got there the blood was already all over the snow, he had shot himself.

But we'll know the truth
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>>101067607
No, my friend-- We could all only hope to learn something from your example.
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>>101067471
Tell us how it went if you survive .
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deers a shit
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>>101067471
R.I.P.
Your poor grammar will not be missed.
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>>101068845
And that's why we'll catch the fuckers.
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>>101068930
No we won't. What's done is done, that's just how it goes.
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>>101067471
don't worry op you will live forever in our hearts
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>>101068930
You can be the one to put in the call to Sheriff Bumblefuck telling him his drinking buddies planned this out and you have proof from the internet. I'm sure he'll take you very seriously.
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>>101060122

This would have been SLIGHTLY believable if not for the "manly alpha kid" part.

Nice try though.
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>>101063064
In a way I actually feel genuine sorry for you.
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Anons I declare that the next time you plan on fapping to a FatalPulse doujin, you give an extra wank for our fallen comrade who was too stupid to lock that shit up in a safe.
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>>101068930
Yeah you do that Mr. /b/.
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>>101062606
>Sexy.Bleach_3-en.exe
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>>101067471
Just know your dad is going to kill you because he loves you. Probably much less than he did before because he just found out his son is a horrific monster who is the embodiment of sexual depravity, but ultimately, he's trying to save you from yourself.
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9000 years in paint.
RIP OP
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>>101067471
OP this is what you get for being such a faggot
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>>101060122
thats what you get for downloading that shit you stupid retard lol

might as well just go full schizo now so you can get autism bucks
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>>101069029
At this point I don't even care if it's real or not, threads funny enough
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>>101067897
Do you look cute enough?
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OP we hardly knew ye,
Arroo, arroo,
OP we hardly knew ye,
Arroo, arroo,
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>>101067471
You are one dumb motherfucker OP.
RIP in pieces.
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>>101069075
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OP should have told them that its just drawings and that they are overreacting. It might not work at first and they would probably still make him get rid of them, but if he doesn't act like its a big deal, then they wont be as worried about it, and will get over it quicker.
>southern parents
my plan is less likely to work now
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>>101066898
>>101067009
I thought it was farting while fapping
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>>101067471
lol you're fucked bambi
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You could say.
Another one bites the dust.
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>>101067471
>three TERABYTES of porn
What the fuck? This is an addiction. You should not be fapping more than once a day and you should not be thinking about porn beyond your fapping sessions.
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>>101069183
I have pretty feminine legs and I'm skinny but my face is ugly as fuck.
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>>101069398
>You should not be fapping more than once a day
It's SCIENTIFICALLY proven that 2 orgasms a day increase your lifespan by 8 years.
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>>101069398
>You should not be fapping more than once a day

There are people who only fap once a day?
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>>101069457
How about 16?
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>>101069437
Who cares when you're bent over, bitchboy?
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>>101067897
Is sort of the same. Good traps don't go around telling everyone they are dudes.
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>>101069382
My favorite Fatalpulse doujin
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>>101069382
Could you?
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>>101069437
Wear a pretty Venetian mask.
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>>101067849
Wanting to be female isn't part of being gay. If you like that you may be trans. Some trans like dudes and could be seen as gay if they suck at looking like a woman, but you can also like women.
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>>101069491
That's what she said.
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>>101062606
>not poplar
American detected
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>>101069463
Man. I do it like once a week. Pain meds fuck with your libido something chronic.
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>>101069382
No. No, you couldn't.
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>>101069437
How ugly? Hormones fix skin and pomules, there is surgery for chin and brow but who does that?
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>>101069040
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>>101069703
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST,
HEY I'M GUNNA GET YOU TOO!
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
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>>101069766
I look like someone threw Kurt Vonnegut into a blender with Bob Dylan.
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>>101069654
Even when I was on oxy I was doing it twice a day.

I'm 30 and I still gotta let off some pressure AT LEAST 4 times a day or I won't be able to sleep.
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>>101069654
Its a a worthwhile tradeoff in my opinion
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>>101069040
We shall call it "The Fatal Fap for a Fallen Friend"
Let's make it a tradition /a/
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>>101069918
>being 30
the world belongs to the young old man
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>>101069918
>I'm 30

Good to know I'm not the oldest person here.
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>>101069918
Really? I-I'm impressed.
I'm having some other prostate issues...
>I reeeeeeeeeally want to avoid seeing a dr about this shit, but as sick as I am I probably should.

>2 dying anons in one thread, what a bonanza!
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>>101069985
>"The Fatal Fap for a Fallen Friend"

That's actually pretty catchy
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>>101070023
;-;
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>>101069918
>30
How's being a wizard so far?
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>>101067471
We will remember you, anon. You'll have teached anons the hard way that they should always, ALWAYS keep a 2tb drive hidden in their desk with Light-style securities
>tfw just began re-reading Death Note after having forgotten most of it
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>>101070024
46, nigger.

;-; I am happy the internet started during my lifetime.
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Having your parents find your lolicon hentai is one thing, but the fact that it was Fatapulse makes it so much worse. I can't even imagine how my mum would react, seeing little girls falling before the might of the penis, becoming mind broken and then begging to be eaten.
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>>101070102
>46

Jesus Christ, I assumed everyone on /a/ were freshmen in High School. Oh well, makes me feel better for spending the last 7 years on 4chan.
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>>101070102
>tfw you could easily be my dad

And I'm scared that I'm getting too old for anime
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>>101070095
Good thing my family is technologically retarded.

None of them will ever find my porn even if their life depended on it.

Feels good man
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>>101070102
you'll be dead before waifu-bots
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>>101070214
But I was alive during the internet.
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>>101070091
I haven't really thought about it.

Blowjobs don't prevent you from attaining wizard status, right?
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Your mom finds the last doujin you read, what is her reaction?
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>>101070237
Jokes on you, it was non-h
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>>101070237
Dokurou-san

I'm pretty much done for.
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>>101070166
I always assumed the population was all NEETs in their mid 20s
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>>101070237
I throw my dad under the bus first and say he had downloaded hentai movies before.
Then I hide.
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>>101070237
"why does that girl have a penis?"
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>>101070195
My mom can't into computers, but my siblings and father are kinda computer-savvy, at least enough to find it. It's not like I really bothered hiding it either, like, it's true that random ten gigabytes folder amond my documents does stick out a bit.

>inb4 "wow, only 10gb, such casul": no videos in there
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>>101070293
I'm 21 and I feel as if my life just ended. There are no more achievements after 21.
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>>101070237
http://exhentai.org/g/642560/291f25dfc2/
This wasn't actually too bad, I doubt she'd care too much. I think she already knows that I prefer hentai to real porn.
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>>101070237
God I hope she doesn't make any assumptions or take it the wrong way.
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>>101070293
>I always assumed the population was all NEETs in their mid 20s
I wish. I dont want to be homeless.
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>>101070344
>just turned 21 yesterday

I've done nothing with my life.
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>>101070237
It was vanilla (a KnK doujin, Milky White's the name), so it might be alrightish. She would probably still throw a shitfit anyway, but heh, that's still far from the worst I've got so I could deal with it.
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>>101069906
Remember that fat can go away.Hormones changefat distributionanway, it's like their biggest thing.
And Dylan was played by a woman in I'm Not There, so...
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>>101070237
http://exhentai.org/g/661351/6bb61b2e71/
I'm sorta glad my mom is dead.
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>>101070344
>not even looking forward to becoming a wizard.

Anon, I'm 21 too, how is it even a milestone? Unless you're a yank, then I guess it's nice your govt. finally decides you're mature enough to buy liquor?

And go "hunting for deer" with your father.

Who was that fat fuck in game of thrones who had to join the watch or get killed like OP? Did he have his fatalpulse collection found too?
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>>101065432
>>101067471
I barely even understand what OP is trying to say, but this is some hilarious shit
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>>101070237
It was something by DATE.
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>>101070237
>Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita doujin.
Too bad it never get translated.
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>>101070344
>>101070413
I'm 21 too and I feel like my life hasn't even started (studying what you hate is suffering). Opportunity's out there, you can reach it even without moving your ass from the comfy battlestation you've got. Make something of your life, anything, you can do it!
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>>101070344
Its horrible. It feels like the >2010 spam just started yesterday. And we are already in fucking February of 2014.
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I would just move out if this happened. I wold get a job and Move out.
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>>101070435
Alright anon, I'm going to go be the best trap I can be.
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>>101070237
Disowned in an instant. The last doujin I read was a mother son one,
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>>101070344
Same I don't think that there is anything more fulfilling in life than sitting alone in my room at 2am drinking a beer while laughing at some numbnuts who cant hide his porn. Life is good.
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>>101070491
>Jinrui doujin
That sounds heretical.
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>>101070491
>>Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita doujin.
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>>101070344
22 here, it already feel like I'm an old geezer, don't want to do anything but sit home and watch my chinese cartoons.
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>>101070413
I have some hours in college for a degree I don't want. No career is worth looking at because I don't find anything interesting. The one thing I do find interesting requires a PhD to be good at but even then I don't want to even do that. This world has nothing for me.

>>101070452
I am a yank and it's Jon Snow. At least he wanted to join the Night's Watch. I don't want to do anything.

>>101070508
>study what you hate is suffering

I know it all too well. Especially when you're almost done with the degree. Like dropping out of high school as a senior.
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>>101070237
>femdom
>Anon-kun, do you enjoy being stepped on?
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>>101070508
Man, I'm 21 and going for disability pension because I'm that fucking crippled by haemophilia and arthritis.
No one expects anything of me anymore, so I can just watch anime, read lit, and practice my art.

It's depressing how easy my life is because of how difficult my life is. I mean... I can go to Uni if I like I guess? But I'd just be studying fine arts anyway.

Someone shoulda taken me out back and old yeller'd me.
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>>101070508
Yeah but what else is there in life? With the internet I have everything I could ever want at my fingertips. Nothing else interests me anymore.
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>>101070237
Other than the "my son reads cartoon porn?" shock I don't think it'd be so bad.
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>>101070540
Maybe what will happen is the opposite of what you think?
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>>101070589

It all innocent shota though. But I actually want the pic related one.
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>>101070237
I don't even know. Whenever she discovers any of my perversions though she usually makes a joke out of it and teases me with it for the rest of my life.
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>>101070628
Ha! It is 100% not Jon Snow, what are you even saying anon?
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I have a question for you guys. What would you do if you found your son's porn stash and it was full of father x son (or mother x son if you're a femanon) hentai? How would you react? Would you punish them somehow?
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>>101070749
>your son

You what?
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>>101070452
>>101070628
>>101070727
It's faggot Sam you're looking for.
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>>101070749
>Would you punish them somehow?
Yes, with my dick.
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>>101070727
Oh, I know who you're talking about. His father disowned him because he was a pussy. Forget the name.
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>>101070749
We're /a/nons, if anyone should understand the difference between 2D and 3D it's us.

I'd judge him more on his taste in artist than his taste of genre.
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>>101070654
Naw dude, we live one of the greatest ages of mankind where thanks technology we truly enjoy all life has to offer from the comfort of our bedrooms. Just bear with it in a few years we're gonna see some crazy shit. Hold out its gonna be fun.
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Spur him into getting his own son.
Who says he's inserting as the son?
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>>101062606
Is it fanart, or porn?
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>>101070749
"Sooo... Ya gay, son?"
I'm pretty understanding so I'd just want to know.
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>>101070786
THAT'S THE FAT FUCKER!
Man. What if Sam is OP?
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>>101070749
>son

I don't want kids and if I did I would want a daughter. Though let's be frank, raising a child especially a female in today's world is less than ideal. She'll most likely end up as a coal burner or a depressed fucking idiot.
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>>101070749
Laugh and call him a faggot and then go jerk off to lolis
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>>101070237
eh, it's pretty cute.
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>>101070749
Disown him for being a faggot and get back to what I was doing.
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>>101070749
>father x son
N-nani?
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>>101070690
That was a good doujin. I should probably watch the anime as well.
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>>101070237
How? She died 17 years ago.
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>>101067395
and know that you can kill
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I enjoyed this thread.
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this thread was fun, but it probably deserved to have been deleted a while ago.
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And this is why you should always remember to encrypt your loli chinese cartoon porn, kids.
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>>101070931,3
But only criminals, terrorists, and pedophiles use encryption.



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