she said that we are going to psicologist and she burned all my collection in the garden, also she is sleeping with my imouto from now on she says
wha i do? she told me to eat my own cum (that was on the papers) to see how it tastes like you "manly alpha kid"
Just tell her your computer was hacked. Oh wait, too late.
She just need an excuse to get with your imouto.
Of all the things that didn't happen, this one is the most.
>also she is sleeping with my imouto
did you eat your own cum?
>lolicon status: revealed
How did your cum taste?
Just wait till she discovers that you don't use capitalization and punctuation.
You know in how many levels of screwed you and your future is, right?
>OP has to explain a real psychologist why he likes lolibutts and flat chests
The only thing you have left to try and save your ass is to explain the difference between 2d and 3d.
It's slim, but there is a chance.
Now you should masturbate to your mom having sex with your sister, obviously
Is this a ruse? If it isn't, I actually feel sorry for you OP
If they're scanned, how come she burned them in the garden?
Also, stab her, better off as a murderer than as a lolicon.
Best thread of the year.
Just try to get longer OP
>she told me to eat my own cum
He had them printed apparently, according to OP's post.
He's more screwed than Kumagawa
okay OPokay OP what you nneed to do is take psicologist and wen u get there tell him imouto did it and mom and then cry a lot and show garden fire
I don't think you're supposed to attach the noose to that.
You're not lewd to your imouto, are you op?
Not even Anshi'in-san can laugh at that.
Where was your dad in all this?
Masturbating to superior Rustle.
>she is sleeping with my imouto from now on she says
Well, that's good.
They're more easily accessible now they're in the same place
Loli isn't really illegal, why should you care?
It is in certain countries.
Depends on where OP lives. Doesn't seem like he's britbong, considering his English, but doesn't mean it isn't where he lives.
I'm imagining OP trying to explain to the psychologist why fapping to cartoons is normal.
>name for a reason
Well, if he's an english lad then he has a bloody problem, m8
>league of legends
Are you 12 or just tasteless?
>HOTD, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Miku, One Piece and Android 18 not fappable
Jesus christ, are you gay?
Not him but stuff like fairy tail is tasteless
You're probably 12
>league of legends
so whats it like being a piece of shit
I can't fap to stuff/doujins that have a shit base.
I- Is this a ruse?
Wow, sucks to be you.
I couldn't be laughing any harder right now.
You fucked up, son.
Good luck with your ruined life now.
Well that's you're problem then, I fap to visually appealing things and even though Fairy Tail is shit, it has some of the best ecchi stuff you can find. Also that folder is probably 7 years old and I never delete porn.
What's going on here?
This is some /b/ tier shit.
>There are people that can't get off to Fairy Tail's delicious girls
You're probably 83
I remember when /a/ had mods
OP cant hide his powerlevels. Sucks to be you.
>implying a real mom would let word of this get out about her own child
If this is a ruse thank you bc I laughed if not then kill yourself
>NEW TERA FATALPULSE
HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS?
op here sorry for the spam we were sitting in the living room waiting for dad from his extra working hours
he said he will take care of my computer until the doctor says i am okay and he will also reformat it
i am in severe problems i need your help guys how i deal with this shit?
he started to smoke his cigarette right now thinking why i am a bad son and asking my family for help on the issue ...
And i thought i had a horrible day
Time to flee to a different country.
Drop to your knees and scream "Lolicon ja nai" while crying like a girl
you know what to do
you can only explain the difference between 2D and 3D.
tell them you're a grass eater-someone who don't touch 3Dwomen- and that you also like mature womens like chrissmass cakes for example.
they will think that you're a big looser, but it's better than being treated as a monster.
well that is if you don't actuallly like 3D loli, because if that's the case you're probably sick and you should see a doctor. tell them that you still want to see a therapist and see if he can help you.
Quick! Switch to Game of Thrones where a midget is getting a blowjob from an underage girl because that would be less creepy and easier to explain!
Force your dad to admit he was into kinky shit too as a kid.
Just said that all of that was a picture. It was like playing GTA killing people for no reason and liking it. That, not so hard wasn't it? I mean it's not like you masturbate to it. just said that you don't masturbate to it, we know that's a lie, but a parents at least trust they child.
And said that you only looking at the art. You want to be an artist, or comic artist, or gore comic artist, and drawing a loli is one of those step to be a great artist.
Whatever, just make some believable lie or something. I'm not a con artist btw
>Few years ago
>Forget to log off my computer
>Come home to a "FROM MOM" text file in one of my hentai folders
Boy was that awkward.
Do you live down south friend? If so my sincere condolences for whats to come.
I'd just say some weird ass friend of mine gave it to me and that after reading a few pages you realized how disgusting it was and cut off all contact with him. Best thing to do is
And just pray you're parents are dumb enough to believe you
What did it say?
How silly. I subconsciously win+l whenever I even look away from my screen.
More hentai of course
>not storing your loli hentai on a password encypted external HD
Lesson well learned eh?
ur a fgt
Why do people have such untrustworthy parents?
I leave my computer on 24/7 without a password, have loli manga on my bookshelf and a box of doujin. No problems so far.
>not encrypting your main harddrive
>constanza is more than four years old
>my scanned doujins
>burned all my collection in the garde
Am I misinterpreting this or is it intentional nonsense? How do you burn scanned data unless you are burning hard drives?
Something along the lines of
>I was curious to see what my son was curious about
>Sorry about using your computer but you use my underwear so that makes us even!
That was pretty much it. She carried on like nothing happened but I felt awkward as shit for weeks. I moved the entire futa folder and renamed it.
Huh same, I just leave all my doujins in a box and my parents don't even care
>Do you live down south friend?
If he does, why not just says the devil made him do it and its his parents fault for not making him love Jesus.
The south likes Jesus right?
>but you use my underwear so that makes us even!
but his father is taking control of his PC.
if he's dumb enough to print those disgusting loli hentais he probably have a big folder named"coming into my loli's mouthpussy" or something like that.
also,his browser historic must be outragously long
She sounds cool.
>not living alone in an apartment before farping to delicious loli.
Wait until the reformat, then sue them since they have no proof.
Good thing mom burned them and dad reformatted your computer
What are you doing with your mother's underwear?
My guess is that OP was enough of an idiot to scan and print it out on paper. Parents found it and burned it in the garden.
W-what is "farping"?
>Sleeping with your imouto
Report her for incest, pedophillia, and statutory rape.
that might work.
it may also cost them money to make a priest come and "exorcise" him, but it might still work
What doujin wrote your life?
He could just've had doujins & stuff on his computer, and his lack of punctuation made it vague.
>but you use my underwear so that makes us even!
That's fair and all, but were you really?
I imagine It's kinda like larping but with a cock in your hand
Wearing it. But that was at least two years previous to her using my computer. I guess she remembers these things.
Why do you have your mothers underwear and what do you use it for?
Was it comfortable? What kind of fabric did it have, and what kind was it? I've been considering buying some panties for myself lately.
Back up all data to the internet.
First attempt to deny. Try to lie your way out of it. You got caught, so you're clearly retarded, so this will inevitably fail. At this point you go along with their shit.
Then you restore from backup.
I'm sure she still loves you.
I would just say that you are bad shit insane and need help. Just go along with it for like 6 months.
Don't say these things.
I used to try on my mothers lingerie when she was out and I was about ten.
I'd never thought about it until now but there's no way a ten year old can put stuff back as neatly as an adult.
Fuck. The fact it was never mentioned makes it scarier.
You must have a hell of a mother if she forgave you for that.
Man, I wish I'd taken advantage of being a kid to wear some panties
All he has to do is say latin stuff backwards and be scared of salt.
How hard can it be?
But then what was burned on the garden?
I've done that too but my mom never found out.
Your forgetting about reacting to holy water in a believable way.
Tell yourself what you need to, anon.
By freezing still at the moment of contact?
His printed, physical copies of his doujins.
change your personality a few times a day, make sure they think you've lost it
Nah, it burns so screaming when it hits you.
if he lives down south he probably can't remenber soething as hard as a sentence in latin spelled backwards.
he can still fake being affraid of salt tough
Okay guys i am going now, my dad talked with my uncle and he told him to come over his house after the first meet with the psychologist, he said something about killing some deers in the forest, thanks, goodbye.
i will miss my 3tb of japanese porn ;_; thanks tyo all who helped or tried to help for real i love 4chan bye
WHAT ABOUT YOUR HIDDEN BACK UP
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
Embrace your depravity.
>killing some deers in the forest
OP run. Run away as fast as you can.
Bye. Hope you don't get murdered out there.
If you admit you're into little girls they're gonna shoot you bro.
>The only girl I've ever been with once made me dress up in her clothes and then got me to fuck her
That was interesting.
I've never been more turned on holy shit am I gay?
>killing some deers in the forest,
should we call the cops?
You screwed OP. Hunting in the woods is a recipe for a murder mystery.
>killing some deers in the forest
Good luck anon, see you when you move out or you kill your parents.
On a scale of 1-10, how extreme is the shit we're talking?
1-2: Weekly visits by a Catholic priest
3-4: Mental institution
5-6: Life imprisonment
7-8: Lethal injection
9-10: Burned at the stake
She knew, but never said anything.
>last online 2356424 days
call this nigga
No, you're trans.
My sisters always made me dress up in female clothing when I was younger and I kinda like wearing girly clothes now. Dos that make me gay?
Fatalpulse is shit anyways, and all the people who fap to the doujins are creeps. Enjoy your time with therapy, you degenerate.
He's going to get William Rufus'd!
I'll remember you anon, for the laughter you brought me.
Can I just be a trap instead?
I wish I had sisters to bully me and force me to dress up in girls clothing
It was Fatalpulse doujins according to OP.
Run for your life m8.
Small silky and smooth. A lot of her underwear was really skimpy and lacy though. I was surprised. I can afford my own ornate undergarments these days though.
I'm assuming she did considering we still spend a lot of time together.
I hope the anon doesn't do something fucking stupid like shoot his uncle/dad.
yeah, that happened to plenty of people in their childhood and you don't see them becoming drag queens
depends on the state/country you live in
can someone screencap the thread if he has the time to? it would be great to discuss it again and it would be a proof if someone gets actually shooted in the forest
Who the fuck can't hide their powerlevels when living with their parents? Get some crappy studio apartment in the bad part of town, here in Texas it's about 338 a month if you get one in a latino area.
Fuck off, let em die.
Say you're gay and you have an artistic appreciation for the female form.
As opposed to letting them shoot him?
I'll remember this the next time i though i fucked up
Can't be that bad, just kill some deers act manly and pretend you've gotten over it
The soundtrack for this thread should be the William Tell overture.
stop using that image for fuck's sake!!!!
You are ACTUALLY a sperglord.
What does eating your own cum have to do with it? Did you do it?
Anon, he is the deer.
Seriously OP can you answer this, it's important.
>implying his dad and uncle aren't going to "accidentally" shoot OP in the face with a 12 gauge.
Well what if he lace him hunt a bear with a bow and eat the heart?
i'm hearing it while re-reding yhe thread, it's funny as hell, especially the "run OP! run or they're going to shoot you!"
Everyone pay attention to your local news networks for the next few weeks just encase a body is found.
Keep this thread as evidence, too.
I refuse to allow such close-minded people to get away with murder JUST because their son thought outside the box for a change.
More like fapping outside the box.
I just wish he told us his name so we can tell if it's him or not.
DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR DAD INTO THE WOODS, he is going to shoot you in the back and tell police he thought you were a deer.
But my point still stands.
Or even where he lived would help narrow it down.
OP this is why you fap to milfs, I bet your dad loves milfs
>he said something about killing some deers in the forest, thanks, goodbye.
>he said something about killing some deers
Yep. Definitely a souther.
why don't we find people like this in normal threads?
do we have to talk about families reacting to their son's loli fetish to find interesting point of views?
dammit anon ;-;
I'm not crying you're crying!
of course he loves them, he probably maried one.
I can see it now
The news interviews will go
>We had just taken him to a psychiatrist because he'd been having some problems lately
>He said he wanted to go hunting with his uncle. It was one of his favorite hobbies so we thought nothing of it.
>They went out into the woods and separated as usual. He (my brother in law) heard a bang.
>It's way too fast for him to have found a dear already
>He went running, and when he got there the blood was already all over the snow, he had shot himself.
But we'll know the truth
No, my friend-- We could all only hope to learn something from your example.
Tell us how it went if you survive .
deers a shit
Your poor grammar will not be missed.
And that's why we'll catch the fuckers.
No we won't. What's done is done, that's just how it goes.
don't worry op you will live forever in our hearts
You can be the one to put in the call to Sheriff Bumblefuck telling him his drinking buddies planned this out and you have proof from the internet. I'm sure he'll take you very seriously.
This would have been SLIGHTLY believable if not for the "manly alpha kid" part.
Nice try though.
In a way I actually feel genuine sorry for you.
Anons I declare that the next time you plan on fapping to a FatalPulse doujin, you give an extra wank for our fallen comrade who was too stupid to lock that shit up in a safe.
Yeah you do that Mr. /b/.
Just know your dad is going to kill you because he loves you. Probably much less than he did before because he just found out his son is a horrific monster who is the embodiment of sexual depravity, but ultimately, he's trying to save you from yourself.
9000 years in paint.
OP this is what you get for being such a faggot
thats what you get for downloading that shit you stupid retard lol
might as well just go full schizo now so you can get autism bucks
At this point I don't even care if it's real or not, threads funny enough
Do you look cute enough?
OP we hardly knew ye,
OP we hardly knew ye,
You are one dumb motherfucker OP.
RIP in pieces.
OP should have told them that its just drawings and that they are overreacting. It might not work at first and they would probably still make him get rid of them, but if he doesn't act like its a big deal, then they wont be as worried about it, and will get over it quicker.
my plan is less likely to work now
I thought it was farting while fapping
lol you're fucked bambi
You could say.
Another one bites the dust.
>three TERABYTES of porn
What the fuck? This is an addiction. You should not be fapping more than once a day and you should not be thinking about porn beyond your fapping sessions.
I have pretty feminine legs and I'm skinny but my face is ugly as fuck.
>You should not be fapping more than once a day
It's SCIENTIFICALLY proven that 2 orgasms a day increase your lifespan by 8 years.
>You should not be fapping more than once a day
There are people who only fap once a day?
How about 16?
Who cares when you're bent over, bitchboy?
Is sort of the same. Good traps don't go around telling everyone they are dudes.
My favorite Fatalpulse doujin
Wear a pretty Venetian mask.
Wanting to be female isn't part of being gay. If you like that you may be trans. Some trans like dudes and could be seen as gay if they suck at looking like a woman, but you can also like women.
That's what she said.
Man. I do it like once a week. Pain meds fuck with your libido something chronic.
No. No, you couldn't.
How ugly? Hormones fix skin and pomules, there is surgery for chin and brow but who does that?
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST,
HEY I'M GUNNA GET YOU TOO!
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
I look like someone threw Kurt Vonnegut into a blender with Bob Dylan.
Even when I was on oxy I was doing it twice a day.
I'm 30 and I still gotta let off some pressure AT LEAST 4 times a day or I won't be able to sleep.
Its a a worthwhile tradeoff in my opinion
We shall call it "The Fatal Fap for a Fallen Friend"
Let's make it a tradition /a/
the world belongs to the young old man
Good to know I'm not the oldest person here.
Really? I-I'm impressed.
I'm having some other prostate issues...
>I reeeeeeeeeally want to avoid seeing a dr about this shit, but as sick as I am I probably should.
>2 dying anons in one thread, what a bonanza!
>"The Fatal Fap for a Fallen Friend"
That's actually pretty catchy
How's being a wizard so far?
We will remember you, anon. You'll have teached anons the hard way that they should always, ALWAYS keep a 2tb drive hidden in their desk with Light-style securities
>tfw just began re-reading Death Note after having forgotten most of it
;-; I am happy the internet started during my lifetime.
Having your parents find your lolicon hentai is one thing, but the fact that it was Fatapulse makes it so much worse. I can't even imagine how my mum would react, seeing little girls falling before the might of the penis, becoming mind broken and then begging to be eaten.
Jesus Christ, I assumed everyone on /a/ were freshmen in High School. Oh well, makes me feel better for spending the last 7 years on 4chan.
>tfw you could easily be my dad
And I'm scared that I'm getting too old for anime
Good thing my family is technologically retarded.
None of them will ever find my porn even if their life depended on it.
Feels good man
you'll be dead before waifu-bots
But I was alive during the internet.
I haven't really thought about it.
Blowjobs don't prevent you from attaining wizard status, right?
Your mom finds the last doujin you read, what is her reaction?
Jokes on you, it was non-h
I'm pretty much done for.
I always assumed the population was all NEETs in their mid 20s
I throw my dad under the bus first and say he had downloaded hentai movies before.
Then I hide.
"why does that girl have a penis?"
My mom can't into computers, but my siblings and father are kinda computer-savvy, at least enough to find it. It's not like I really bothered hiding it either, like, it's true that random ten gigabytes folder amond my documents does stick out a bit.
>inb4 "wow, only 10gb, such casul": no videos in there
I'm 21 and I feel as if my life just ended. There are no more achievements after 21.
This wasn't actually too bad, I doubt she'd care too much. I think she already knows that I prefer hentai to real porn.
God I hope she doesn't make any assumptions or take it the wrong way.
>I always assumed the population was all NEETs in their mid 20s
I wish. I dont want to be homeless.
>just turned 21 yesterday
I've done nothing with my life.
It was vanilla (a KnK doujin, Milky White's the name), so it might be alrightish. She would probably still throw a shitfit anyway, but heh, that's still far from the worst I've got so I could deal with it.
Remember that fat can go away.Hormones changefat distributionanway, it's like their biggest thing.
And Dylan was played by a woman in I'm Not There, so...
I'm sorta glad my mom is dead.
>not even looking forward to becoming a wizard.
Anon, I'm 21 too, how is it even a milestone? Unless you're a yank, then I guess it's nice your govt. finally decides you're mature enough to buy liquor?
And go "hunting for deer" with your father.
Who was that fat fuck in game of thrones who had to join the watch or get killed like OP? Did he have his fatalpulse collection found too?
I barely even understand what OP is trying to say, but this is some hilarious shit
It was something by DATE.
>Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita doujin.
Too bad it never get translated.
I'm 21 too and I feel like my life hasn't even started (studying what you hate is suffering). Opportunity's out there, you can reach it even without moving your ass from the comfy battlestation you've got. Make something of your life, anything, you can do it!
Its horrible. It feels like the >2010 spam just started yesterday. And we are already in fucking February of 2014.
I would just move out if this happened. I wold get a job and Move out.
Alright anon, I'm going to go be the best trap I can be.
Disowned in an instant. The last doujin I read was a mother son one,
Same I don't think that there is anything more fulfilling in life than sitting alone in my room at 2am drinking a beer while laughing at some numbnuts who cant hide his porn. Life is good.
That sounds heretical.
>>Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita doujin.
22 here, it already feel like I'm an old geezer, don't want to do anything but sit home and watch my chinese cartoons.
I have some hours in college for a degree I don't want. No career is worth looking at because I don't find anything interesting. The one thing I do find interesting requires a PhD to be good at but even then I don't want to even do that. This world has nothing for me.
I am a yank and it's Jon Snow. At least he wanted to join the Night's Watch. I don't want to do anything.
>study what you hate is suffering
I know it all too well. Especially when you're almost done with the degree. Like dropping out of high school as a senior.
>Anon-kun, do you enjoy being stepped on?
Man, I'm 21 and going for disability pension because I'm that fucking crippled by haemophilia and arthritis.
No one expects anything of me anymore, so I can just watch anime, read lit, and practice my art.
It's depressing how easy my life is because of how difficult my life is. I mean... I can go to Uni if I like I guess? But I'd just be studying fine arts anyway.
Someone shoulda taken me out back and old yeller'd me.
Yeah but what else is there in life? With the internet I have everything I could ever want at my fingertips. Nothing else interests me anymore.
Other than the "my son reads cartoon porn?" shock I don't think it'd be so bad.
Maybe what will happen is the opposite of what you think?
It all innocent shota though. But I actually want the pic related one.
I don't even know. Whenever she discovers any of my perversions though she usually makes a joke out of it and teases me with it for the rest of my life.
Ha! It is 100% not Jon Snow, what are you even saying anon?
I have a question for you guys. What would you do if you found your son's porn stash and it was full of father x son (or mother x son if you're a femanon) hentai? How would you react? Would you punish them somehow?
It's faggot Sam you're looking for.
>Would you punish them somehow?
Yes, with my dick.
Oh, I know who you're talking about. His father disowned him because he was a pussy. Forget the name.
We're /a/nons, if anyone should understand the difference between 2D and 3D it's us.
I'd judge him more on his taste in artist than his taste of genre.
Naw dude, we live one of the greatest ages of mankind where thanks technology we truly enjoy all life has to offer from the comfort of our bedrooms. Just bear with it in a few years we're gonna see some crazy shit. Hold out its gonna be fun.
Spur him into getting his own son.
Who says he's inserting as the son?
Is it fanart, or porn?
"Sooo... Ya gay, son?"
I'm pretty understanding so I'd just want to know.
THAT'S THE FAT FUCKER!
Man. What if Sam is OP?
I don't want kids and if I did I would want a daughter. Though let's be frank, raising a child especially a female in today's world is less than ideal. She'll most likely end up as a coal burner or a depressed fucking idiot.
Laugh and call him a faggot and then go jerk off to lolis
eh, it's pretty cute.
Disown him for being a faggot and get back to what I was doing.
>father x son
That was a good doujin. I should probably watch the anime as well.
How? She died 17 years ago.
and know that you can kill
I enjoyed this thread.
this thread was fun, but it probably deserved to have been deleted a while ago.
And this is why you should always remember to encrypt your loli chinese cartoon porn, kids.
But only criminals, terrorists, and pedophiles use encryption.