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If you had the chance to bodyswap with your waifu and live in her world for a few days, what would you do?
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>what would you do?
Wheelies.
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Totally not masturbating myself in front of the mirror
to then proceed to suck on my fingers covered by my waifu's delicious fluids.
Not at all.
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>>101048379
Besides the obvious? Go nuts with my super vampire powers.
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Smoke.
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What a double edged sword, can't whore yourself out because it would soil your waifu
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Call Shinji a faggot, then tell everyone that Kaworu is an angel, then tell them that Gendo plans on using Rei to caused third impact by merging with lilith, and then I would go find Rei and kick her in the ovaries, then run away and find Misato and call her a shit for not putting a ring on Kaji, and then find Kaji and demand he turn me straight.
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>>101048379
Find my waifu in my real body and seduce her/me.
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>>101049528
Mah nigga. Exquisite taste.
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Getting raped
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Spook people and stuff.
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>>101049593
Go away boner.

There's nothing hot about getting fucked by yourself.
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Find my waifu in my real body. Make sure she doesn't have a fucking tantrum in my body or tries to kill people.
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>>101048379
[x] Masturbate
[x] Take nude photos of myself and send them to my email
[x] Insert a vibrator and not remove it so she has a pleasant surprise.
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>>101049283
Oh, that's a rare one, nice taste.

Get Shidou to buy me food and eat it all.
Then look at myself naked
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confessing.
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>>101048379
I would have so much fun with her abilities, that I'd totally forget about masturbating
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Probably stumble over myself, fall, and die. You know, because I would be blind and all.
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You know the usual.
Go search for a pirate lord, mess with a pre-pubescent child's hormones, nearly destroy a world a couple of times
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Break her hymen and fuck a load of customers.

Maybe even "row" a traghetto that day
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>>101049801
>completely forget about masturbating
You and I both know that simply is not possible
Exercise to help her body, so she won't get mad, and then take a shower
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Try on all kinds of sexy and revealing clothes and enjoy my cock to the fullest.
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Help her rival love interest win
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>>101049977
And make sure that drills always eats more than us
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>>101050087
It'd be like that Red Dwarf episode where Rimmer bodyswaps with Lister to try and help him lose weight. Doing the hard work so she doesn't have to.
Except ideally without the bit where he can't stop eating and holds his body hostage
>Hmm, have I lost weight?
>Oh my, drills is looking rather wide today~
>I should let that guy in my head more often~!
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>>101050251
>red dwarf

You.

I like you.
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>>101048379

It would be cruel to put her through the horror of being me (or anyone on 4chan), so no I wouldn't.
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>>101050324
/a/non said he likes me, d-doushio~
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Kick the living shit out of Haruna and Sara.
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Find out if robots can masturbate
Abuse the fact that I can rocket punch
Give Hakase a time out
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>>101048379
I would weep uncontrollably for a long time and by the time i'd stopped I would have returned to my pathetic existance, then I'd have a wank and sleep it off
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Hope it doesn't end up like Boku wa Mari no naka
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I'd finally learn to chill out a little.
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>>101048379
>bodyswap
>get back everyone thinks you had a psychotic break and believe you are a female anime character.

No thanks.
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>>101050392
>Misaki finds your Mikoto porn while swapped

what do?
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Get used to being visually impaired that's what I'd do.
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>>101050932
The only Mikoto porn I have is stuff like pic related...
I think she'd be okay.
Or it would make it worse.

It could be a hell of a lot worse, she could find the logs of when I was in the thread this pic came from >>101049977
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>>101051045
>she could

can't she brute force mind hack whole cities/military computers? how could she not find all your computer porn.
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>>101051045
>come back to your body
>new wallpaper is a selfie of her doing "dame dame~"

but then

>everyone hates me because I acted like a princess
>gained a few pounds
>all my remotes are broken
>my dick hurts
>got fired
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>>101051164
I dunno, she might have more pressing matters to attend to than meticulously sort through my endless pr0n folders? Mentally looking through every image and text file would probably cause her brains to plop out from her ears.

>>101051228
Your entire post gave me the biggest smile.
>buy a box of new remotes
>go to the gym
>make my dick hurt even more by looking at my wallpaper all day
>buy boxes of expensive pastries
>hope she comes back
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>>101050932
>>101049710
>implying waifus wouldn't also be too busy sexually experimenting with their new bodies to do anything else.
Which makes sense since there's not much to explore. We're all underage girls here after all.
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I-if it's Haruhi, d-do I keep the god powers?
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>>101052387
Yes. You can wish for all the cocks in the universe anon.
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I would not let her feel how miserable it is to be in my body, I love her too much for that.
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Go to class, learn, and play the tsukkomi
Overall, it'd be pretty normal
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>>101049206

This and i would fuck Arararagi. Mainly rape.
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I'd call my cell phone number before she calls hers, forcing her to pay the bill when she swaps back. I'd try to arrange meeting with her and then we'd talk.
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Nonononononono, nothing good would come from me being in her world, and it would be even worse to have her in ours. This is regardless of whether or not her powers swapped with her.

But seriously, I would either try and find her and switch back, or find a mirror, sit on a desk in front of it and cross and uncross my legs for days.
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>Delegate and promptly take a vacation, because I can't deal with Triads, Terminator Maids and Drug Cartels. Fuck it, let Boris handle it for a few days.
>Masturbate, like, all the damned time.

>Back in real body after a few days.
>Dick is sore.
>Arms and legs feel like lead.
>Knuckles are bloody. Sportin' a shiner.
>Discover a couple million dollars in my bank account.
>Signed up for Krav Maga lessons.
>New car.
>Appartment is fucking pristine.
>Naked, blonde supermodel sleeping in my bed.
>Single text document on desktop.

>"Do not disappoint me."
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>>101053327
>crossing and uncrossing my legs.
My my, how pure.
The way I see it, if something like that happened to Anshinin, she must have WANTED it to, you get me?
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>>101053349
>fry face

you have a shitty waifu anon
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Avoid cleaning for obvious reasons, cosplay till my hearts content and harass everyone like usual.
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Have sex with the 2nd best girl, also masturbate.

Special powers if you have them.

Is there anything really else?
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>>101048379
Have so much fun with electric superpowers that I'd probably forget about anything else.

I mean who doesn't want to be able to control any and all electronics, be able to walk straight up buildings and never have to bother with recharging batteries.
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>>101053473
Her legs do things to me anon.
And the idea of her WANTING to body switch only manages to scare me more.
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>>101053639

>Classy.
>Intelligent.
>Powerful.
>Could kill a grown man with her thumb.
>Dat hair.

You are a particularly boring individual, aren't you Anon?
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>>101054307
>her wanting to switch bodies scares me
What are you, gay?
She just wants to know what you'd do with a set of such lovely legs all to yourself~
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I'd just go through her day,really. Probably would have a lot of fun pretending to be full chuuni too, I'd enjoy that.

And then I'd masturbate.
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>>101048379
I would not want to be stuck in a body that reacts to Touma.
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>>101051444
Hey, I'd like to explore with bodies too, and they might, but I might end up with no body at all.

But I might sexually experiment with my new body. I think she might do the same to hers.
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torrent anime, work on my backlog and browse /a/
Oh and ram whatever I can find into my pussy till it hurts.
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>>101048379
I would fuck Kuroko.
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Kill MC, become God, find myself, Happi Endingu
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>>101048379
>learn how to pick up chuunis
>learn how to get her to awaken my DARK FLAMU DRAGON
>?????????
>PROFIT!

and then I realize she doesn't exist and I live in a 3D world ;_;
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>>101050971

I'd seduce hanako then give her blue ovaries
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>>101048379
How is this possible? Wouldn't seeing the 3d world make her go crazy?
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Have lesbian sex with La Folia
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>>101057803
Dammit, forgot my image
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Considering that that's the biggest fetish of mine I'd probably try my damnedest to respect her body as much as I can while trying to ignore the fact that I'd probably orgasm every time I look in the mirror.
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>>101057803
>sex with La Folia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TeBw3X--Gc
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Cast magic, and stuff. If it was during the war I might be fucked.

Maybe I'd get a chance to experience the jackhammer.
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Does my waifu become me?

If so, might be interesting, would give me better understanding of her, uh, workings...and vice versa.

Of course if this is before she was assigned to me I'd kill myself, because Element Dolls are treated like shit as standard.
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peep and masturbate



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