ITT: That one, harsh, heart breaking, undeniable fact about your favorite anime.
I'll start: Misato killed Kaji.
No, Shinji did, do you not remember the ode to joy scene?
No she didn't.
It was Asuka.
Pen Pen killed Kaji out of jealousy for taking up all of Shinji's attention. What are you smoking?
Will we ever find out who killed him?
Some random nameless NERV employee killed him
It was Ritsuko.
I thought it was obvious.
No, Gendo or SEELE sent a guy to kill him.
It was Ritsuko.
No she didn't dumbass
You're a big dummy, aren't you?
Misato is literally the only person that Anno has said unequivocally didn't do it. It was the cat lady from episode 10.
what I like about super deep throat is the fact that you can actually choose Misato as a "playable" character.
>Will we ever find out who killed him?
Does it really matter that much who killed him?
It was Ritsuko.
She did it for Gendo.
It was actually Sakura who shot him.
Asuka killed him out of jealous after she found out they were fucking
WHAT A TWEEST
Another undeniable fact: Squealer did nothing wrong.
Yui put herself in Eva on purpose.
In front of her 4 year old son.
Squealer's first mistake was being born at all. I'll go next - Sunako and monk did nothing wrong.
Then why did they spend a whole episode showing us how Gendo got Misato on his side and made her trust him?
Yui is the true mastermind of Eva, worse than Gendo.
This. Did people seriously not get this?
Kaji from Rebuild went back in time to kill NGE Kaji. That's why he wasn't in 3.33. Also Rebuild is a sequel.
i didnt understand it. at all
That's because you're a dirty filipino.
You're just stupid.
You are a man of refined and undoubtably good tastes and wits.
Actually it was me, DIO!
Which one? He totes her around in that ship in Antarctica and gives her a job, but when push comes to shove, she never really interacts with him - in fact, it's striking just how little she could be bothered with Gendo.
"I need you".
The undeniable fact is that Diois just a dick. One of the most clear cut villains in any medium.
I killed Kaji.
clearly the fan killed him.
Was that line intended for Asuka?
Who are you?
Asuka wanted Shinji to say that to her while she wasn't in a coma and he was mastubating on her.
Hence why the end is called "One More Final: I Need You." That's what Asuka wanted. One more "I need you."
He's still alive.
it's been a while since I've watched it but I was under the impression some nameless hitman did it, but it'd be some nice poetry if Ritusko did it. anyone care to explain the theory?
also, any fun thoughts on what Gendo said to her?
But she was like 7 years old at the time.
But you didn't shoot Fuyutsuki
It was the bridge bunny Misato was stringing along.
No,you actually killed Evangelion.
Nobody expects loli assassins.
It was Anno.
"Ritsuko Akagi, the truth is... I'm a liar."
Was he really that tall?
I just presumed he said he loved her.
Evangelion. It breaks my heart to know too damn well everytime i rewatch it, NGE is a reminder, itself, of how nothing better exists out there and hardly will ever be made to top it.
He said "I need you" hence the name of the final.
Because Shinji needed Asuka,but for real.
That's what all of them wanted to hear. Everybody had a crush for someone and that's what all of them wanted to hear. That's why Rei appears in different forms to them.
It was Kaworu. He killed him with the Lance of Cassius, it just happened to sound like a gun shot.
Not even half dead ones in the hospital?
I cannot unsee it you cunt of a thing. That was my favorite reaction gif too.
I just save 50% of my car insurence by switching over to Geico.
When he saw the assassin,Kaji seemed relaxed and he greeted the assassin with friendly welcome. Meaning,it was somebody we knew well. The meeting was arranged in the sewers so Kaji could get some evidence about NERV before he leaves because he was compromised as a fucking quadruple agent.
Ritsuko told Gendo,who ordered her to kill him.
Which she accepted because Gendo was her lover.
Misato is like 5'4" so no.
If she's 5'4 and based on this picture >>101042047 I'd put Kaji around 5'10~ give or take.
oh, thanks. I always thought Kaji was just being his flamboyant super-spy self, but that makes more sense. makes for nice head-canon, at the very least
Yeah somewhere around there. He's Jap tall but not regular tall.
Poor Kaji - he died knowing that Misato loved a 14yo boy more than him, and was only using him for sex
I regret nothing.
Such is life when you live with stupid sexy Shinji.
Kaiji was like: I really liked that girl, but she's crazy but she great in the bed, but she's too good for me 'cause I also have serious issues and I going to keep teasing her for shit and giggles even so I kind of love her. And Misato was in middle age crisis where she wanted attention from anyone and started teasing shinji not because of love only because she needed attention . So I don't think Musato killed Kaiji I always thought it was Gendo because the assassin wear gloves.
That is what he gets for rejecting and emotionally scarring hime-sama
They gunna have a gud time.
Does anyone else find it impossible to fap to Eva girls?
I've tried to, but it just seems wrong and I end up feeling sad and guilty.
She's earned it.
What? Has anyone EVER claimed the contrary?
People love him for being an unapologetic scene chewing ham who fucks over protagonists.
God, the only instance of him showing contrition for his villainy was a ruse to murder the father who loved and cared for him for a decade and REJECT HIS HUMANITY.
He's like if Emperor Palpatine and the Joker had a glorious child somehow.
I didn't wanna think about that scene Anon-kun ;_;.
He told her "I really needed you", it was the title of the episode
fuck the cthulu captchas are back I'm going to bed
Well now you are.
You know who else has earned it?
Misato and Shinji is the purest form of love Anon.
Why was 3.0 the biggest disappointment in anime history, /a/?
How did it go wrong after 2.0 was so good?
3.33 was the best one, silly kraut.
Good news. You're not fucked up
Capitalize your sentences.
>Not when I'm done with you
It was me Anon! It was me all along!
>implying Mari is not secretly Kaji
So insecure, Shinji-kun.
She's way too into Asuka to be Kaji.
Shinji is so fucking cute holy shit
>Mari is Misato's and Kaji's child from the future
Makes more sense to me than the Shinji/Asuka theory.
Asuka never wore a Kaji pin on her hat.
What a subtle detail. We have to assume that the hat, pins and all, was a gift from Mari.
Does it really?
>Mari is British
Part of her unstated backstory. She's supposed to be from a private school in the U.K.
Kinda confusing since she requests Japanese as the default language in Eva 5. They should have just gone full Engrish for the whole Bethany Base sequence. Not like it could be any worse than Kaji's.
Wasn't that the point behind it all?
Kaji freed Fyutsutki why would gendo want him dead? Seele killed him
>Implying Kaji's Engrish was bad
Since Mari is irrelevant, here's a vector I made you, /a/.
Everyday I realise more and more that Mari role i to be some sort of Onee-san for the pilots, she is not going to make it to the end of 4.0 for sure.