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ITT: That one, harsh, heart breaking, undeniable fact about your favorite anime.

I'll start: Misato killed Kaji.
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No, Shinji did, do you not remember the ode to joy scene?
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No she didn't.
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You're retarded.
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It was Asuka.
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Pen Pen killed Kaji out of jealousy for taking up all of Shinji's attention. What are you smoking?
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Will we ever find out who killed him?
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>>101039837
Some random nameless NERV employee killed him
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>>101039837
It was Ritsuko.
I thought it was obvious.
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>>101039837
No, Gendo or SEELE sent a guy to kill him.
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>>101039837
sandnigger suzuhara
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It was Ritsuko.
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>>101039837
No she didn't dumbass
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>>101039837
You're a big dummy, aren't you?
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>>101039837
Misato is literally the only person that Anno has said unequivocally didn't do it. It was the cat lady from episode 10.
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>>101039837
what I like about super deep throat is the fact that you can actually choose Misato as a "playable" character.
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>>101040569
>Will we ever find out who killed him?
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Does it really matter that much who killed him?
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It was Ritsuko.
She did it for Gendo.
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>>101039837
It was actually Sakura who shot him.
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>>101040808

Asuka killed him out of jealous after she found out they were fucking
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>>101040978
WHAT A TWEEST
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Another undeniable fact: Squealer did nothing wrong.
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>>101039837
Yui put herself in Eva on purpose.
In front of her 4 year old son.
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>>101041136
Squealer's first mistake was being born at all. I'll go next - Sunako and monk did nothing wrong.
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>>101040808
Then why did they spend a whole episode showing us how Gendo got Misato on his side and made her trust him?
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>>101041181
Yui is the true mastermind of Eva, worse than Gendo.
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>>101040688
>>101040728
>>101040897
This. Did people seriously not get this?
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Kaji from Rebuild went back in time to kill NGE Kaji. That's why he wasn't in 3.33. Also Rebuild is a sequel.
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i didnt understand it. at all
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>>101041418
That's because you're a dirty filipino.
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>>101039837
You're just stupid.
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>>101041335
You are a man of refined and undoubtably good tastes and wits.
sugoi
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Actually it was me, DIO!
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>>101041323
Which one? He totes her around in that ship in Antarctica and gives her a job, but when push comes to shove, she never really interacts with him - in fact, it's striking just how little she could be bothered with Gendo.
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"I need you".
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>>101041589
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>101041589
The undeniable fact is that Diois just a dick. One of the most clear cut villains in any medium.
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>>101041589
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I killed Kaji.
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>>101039837
clearly the fan killed him.
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>>101041628
Was that line intended for Asuka?
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>>101041776
Who are you?
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>>101041804

Asuka wanted Shinji to say that to her while she wasn't in a coma and he was mastubating on her.

Hence why the end is called "One More Final: I Need You." That's what Asuka wanted. One more "I need you."
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>>101039837
He's still alive.
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it's been a while since I've watched it but I was under the impression some nameless hitman did it, but it'd be some nice poetry if Ritusko did it. anyone care to explain the theory?

also, any fun thoughts on what Gendo said to her?
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>>101041776
Fucking Mari..
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>>101040978
But she was like 7 years old at the time.
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>>101041776
But you didn't shoot Fuyutsuki
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It was the bridge bunny Misato was stringing along.
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>>101041776
No,you actually killed Evangelion.
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>>101041923
Nobody expects loli assassins.
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It was Anno.
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>>101041916

"Ritsuko Akagi, the truth is... I'm a liar."

"Liar!"
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>>101042047

>japanese
>6'2

Was he really that tall?
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>>101041814
Best Girl
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>>101041916
I just presumed he said he loved her.
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>>101039837
Evangelion. It breaks my heart to know too damn well everytime i rewatch it, NGE is a reminder, itself, of how nothing better exists out there and hardly will ever be made to top it.
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>>101041916
He said "I need you" hence the name of the final.
Because Shinji needed Asuka,but for real.
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>>101041887

That's what all of them wanted to hear. Everybody had a crush for someone and that's what all of them wanted to hear. That's why Rei appears in different forms to them.
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It was Kaworu. He killed him with the Lance of Cassius, it just happened to sound like a gun shot.
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>>101042047
Not even half dead ones in the hospital?
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>>101041649
>Filename
I cannot unsee it you cunt of a thing. That was my favorite reaction gif too.
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>>101041916
I just save 50% of my car insurence by switching over to Geico.
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>>101041916
When he saw the assassin,Kaji seemed relaxed and he greeted the assassin with friendly welcome. Meaning,it was somebody we knew well. The meeting was arranged in the sewers so Kaji could get some evidence about NERV before he leaves because he was compromised as a fucking quadruple agent.
Ritsuko told Gendo,who ordered her to kill him.
Which she accepted because Gendo was her lover.
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>>101042134
Misato is like 5'4" so no.
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>>101042776
If she's 5'4 and based on this picture >>101042047 I'd put Kaji around 5'10~ give or take.
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>>101042534

oh, thanks. I always thought Kaji was just being his flamboyant super-spy self, but that makes more sense. makes for nice head-canon, at the very least
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>>101042905
Yeah somewhere around there. He's Jap tall but not regular tall.
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Poor Kaji - he died knowing that Misato loved a 14yo boy more than him, and was only using him for sex
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>>101042344
I regret nothing.
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>>101043359
Such is life when you live with stupid sexy Shinji.
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Kaiji was like: I really liked that girl, but she's crazy but she great in the bed, but she's too good for me 'cause I also have serious issues and I going to keep teasing her for shit and giggles even so I kind of love her. And Misato was in middle age crisis where she wanted attention from anyone and started teasing shinji not because of love only because she needed attention . So I don't think Musato killed Kaiji I always thought it was Gendo because the assassin wear gloves.
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>>101041776
That is what he gets for rejecting and emotionally scarring hime-sama
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>>101044033
>rumpus
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>>101044258
They gunna have a gud time.
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Does anyone else find it impossible to fap to Eva girls?
I've tried to, but it just seems wrong and I end up feeling sad and guilty.
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>>101044310
She's earned it.
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>>101042008
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>>101041681
What? Has anyone EVER claimed the contrary?
People love him for being an unapologetic scene chewing ham who fucks over protagonists.

God, the only instance of him showing contrition for his villainy was a ruse to murder the father who loved and cared for him for a decade and REJECT HIS HUMANITY.

He's like if Emperor Palpatine and the Joker had a glorious child somehow.
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>>101044434
I didn't wanna think about that scene Anon-kun ;_;.
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>>101041916
He told her "I really needed you", it was the title of the episode

fuck the cthulu captchas are back I'm going to bed
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>>101044509
Well now you are.
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>>101044434
You know who else has earned it?
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>>101044627
Misato and Shinji is the purest form of love Anon.
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Why was 3.0 the biggest disappointment in anime history, /a/?

How did it go wrong after 2.0 was so good?
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>>101044627
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>>101044763
3.33 was the best one, silly kraut.
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>>101044338
Good news. You're not fucked up
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>>101041916

Capitalize your sentences.
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>>101044799
>Liar!
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>>101044904
Yea...
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>>101044799
>Not when I'm done with you
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>>101039837
It was me Anon! It was me all along!
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>>101041776
>implying Mari is not secretly Kaji
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>>101044799
So insecure, Shinji-kun.
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>>101045233
She's way too into Asuka to be Kaji.
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>>101044799
>>101044627
>>101044963

Shinji is so fucking cute holy shit
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>>101045233
>Mari is Misato's and Kaji's child from the future
Makes more sense to me than the Shinji/Asuka theory.
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>>101045312
Asuka never wore a Kaji pin on her hat.

What a subtle detail. We have to assume that the hat, pins and all, was a gift from Mari.
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>>101045404
Does it really?
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>>101045483
>Mari is British
What?
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>>101045759
Part of her unstated backstory. She's supposed to be from a private school in the U.K.
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>>101045817
Kinda confusing since she requests Japanese as the default language in Eva 5. They should have just gone full Engrish for the whole Bethany Base sequence. Not like it could be any worse than Kaji's.
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>>101044338
Wasn't that the point behind it all?
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>>101040688
Kaji freed Fyutsutki why would gendo want him dead? Seele killed him
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>>101045974
>Implying Kaji's Engrish was bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Japsv0eD44A
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>>101045483
Since Mari is irrelevant, here's a vector I made you, /a/.
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>>101045483
Everyday I realise more and more that Mari role i to be some sort of Onee-san for the pilots, she is not going to make it to the end of 4.0 for sure.



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