>pedophiles and nazis
anyone uploaded Hime Uta 3 and 4 yet?
Gertrude a cute.
I keep forgetting how big and love Gertrude's boobs are. I like the fact she doesn't show them as often and hides them under clothing.
Too pure for me.
I want to kiss Trude's tummy.
>hides them under clothing.
not at night
You'll never be forced under circumstances to share a bed with Trude.
oh didn't see it because of no Strike Witches or Alive and well
But which thread do we use?
>be a witch
>be a shitty Pilot
>Minna decides to pair you with an Ace
>from now on you have to do everything together with your partner
It actually mentions SW.
Yeah just use this one the other is harder to find
>From now on you have t odo everything together with your partner.
Just like that Evangelion episode.
Mmm, Hanna's tits.
Just imagine how soft she would be.
>Just imagine how soft she would be.
I just imagine how hard I would be
Her hair is obviously the best about her.
i like perrine now
I wish to impregnate Hijikata
Love is back!
I thought you died again. Don't do that.
I want to comfort Trude over the loss of Karlsland and whisper "Ich liebe dich." in her ear.
Euro-bro who went to sleep last night in the other thread.
What happened to our promise of keeping the love alive while I took a nap?
But they did
>I thought you died
even when the Reich burns to ashes, love will never die
I love how much autism /a/ can have
>I love how much autism /a/ can have
/a/utism alive and well
>You will never get drunk with Marseille and cuddle with her until you fall asleep on her soft breasts ;_;
Anyone have a badass stylish picture of Sakamoto?
I want to do the same thing, except I would do it for Minna
Oh yeah, Karlsland, Karlsland über alles!
Oh god why is she such a perfect witch
Not quite what I was looking for.
Must it be only Sakamoto, or will this do as well?
make the world go around
I don't know what are you exactly looking for, but this is one of my favourites of her
No they still haven't arrived yet,
I'll upload them as soon as I get them delivered.
Why is Erica such a boss?
I find it cute how the 5th came first than 3 and 4
Trude and Minna in those dresses.
W-why am I getting flustered?
you are pretty cool if you were a witch I would hug you
Trude is making a better face of accomplishment
Like she's so proud she got to sing
>Like she's so proud she got to sing
of course she is, she has a wonderful voice
Trude has a wonderful voice.
Indeed she has
>making her dress like a slut
Trude confirmed for horrible Onee-chan
Great voice thou
B-but her sister is huge fan of Marseile...
I'm a huge fan of her sister
I knew Trude's voice was good but holy shit that's fantastic.
You'll never walk into a Jazz club and see Shirley singing this.
I see she's still too young to know what a slut is
Someone mentioned Yeagar had a twitter. What if...WHAT IF
We posted a picture of 501 and asked him which one he preferred?
I'm completely sorry for the last thread, I was not in my best of times.
Please forgive me, for it will not happen again.
> them open legs, that cute smile.
Trude makes me so horny.
he is jerking off to himself in his nursery home in florida
Yes I love Trude's voice, too!
That's the reason I bought the CDs...!
I'd hug her, too... If you were a cute little witch!
Yeah only Sakamoto, or something I could crop easily.
You can always open a jazz club and put this playing in the jukebox
Then go out and walk back in
Minna x Heidi still best voice
Heidi is olev. Why can't we have more of her animated ;_;
But that's wrong
All these crack pairings.
Minna x Heidi
Trude x Sanya
Trude x Eila
Minna x Lynette
Prinzessin x Me
Hm, it took me some time to search through my SW folder, but I've found something like this.
not only more animated, still waiting for an Alter Heidi
>Prinzessin x Me
You wish you degenerate lower class scum
She's got some fat ankles
>Prinzessin x Me
enjoy your magic aids
loneliness and ice cream, that's why I want to be there for her
Aw, I think I give up. Thanks tough.
I want to befriend Heidi.
But not like in that infamous doujin, I just would drink tea and explore Karlsland with her
I sometimes think she would look better if her tits weren't so huge
How would it feel to get intimate with Erica?
>I just would drink tea and explore Karlsland with her
I want to fly trough the nightsky with her
maybe, but she is one of the 4 girls with cowtits I actually like
How would it feel to get intimate with both Erica and Hanna?
Heaven. It must be heaven.
Sorry I couldn't be of more help. I just don't have that many Mio pictures, to be honest...
who is this?
Well the other thread died and I feel sad cause op had Raisa
Post more best boy
I only got 2lewds for a christian image board
Can we all agree that Marseille is that kind of which you like as a mate but you can't stop falling in love with?
What do Erica's armpits taste like?
Who the hell is that double nazi?
God damn, I thought I was going to be happy to meet another Marseillebro, sharing waifus and all that, but... Why the hell am I so fucking pissed right now?
How do I win her heart?
not more nazi than me
I want to protect that smile
Raisa can watch Marseille and me doing it anytime she wants.
beat her in a duel
Drink with her until you both pass out. Then confess to her the next morning.
Be better than her. So stop being a failure ass NEET and do something with your life.
I want Raisa to ravage my boypussy
Does anyone have the version of this picture without the plane?
I remember seeing it some time ago
>So stop being a failure ass NEET
as if she/he wouldn't be anything else than a Neet if he were talented as a pilot
well she/he is better looking than the average NEET on /a/
So I'm the only one to like her because how awesome her IRL person was?
Will it ever be possible to be with your favourite witch?
To discuss literatur and history with her.
To fight with her.
To drink with her.
To dance with her.
To kiss her.
To touch every part of her body.
To make tender love with her.
To be together with her until death tears you apart.
Charming as fuck
The greatest night of your life.
Just keep telling Hanna she's not as good as Erica then sit back and wait for the most pleasurable death imaginable to take you
Hanna is well versed in literature?
That would be a surprising turn on.
W-what would she read?
Would be very surprised if it's classics.
Can I request something?
I'm searching for an image of Eila giving box of chocolates to the viewer
Anyone has something like this?
I need it for the project that I'm working on with some friends
>W-what would she read?
So let me get this correct, there are two girls in the SW universe named Hanna who have a fixation with shotas.
I gotta get myself to that universe.
Marseille isn't into shotas.
Explain Erica, explain Raisa.
Shota is a little boy. Pico is a shota. Erica is not a shota.
You calling Erica a little boy motherfucker? What the fuck is wrong with you.
Raisa is a shota
Raisa is not a shota.
I meant Erica and Raisa are short but Marsielle likes them anywhere and I know they obviously aren't shotas.
I love how nobody is denying Raisa being a shota.
You're right Raisa is a little boy.
Thank you kindly, anon.
But Raisa is a little boy
can't deny the truth
Still got more thou
Well there goes my chances with her.
Hopefully Rudel will like me.
>Raisa is not a shota.
Raisa is mine
Well after more than a year of waiting she's finally been shipped. Fuck you volks.
How come the love is alive and well for Strike Witches but it's none existent for Sky Girls? It was a fun show seeing where the recycled character designs ended up being put into and I liked how they managed to make Otoha moving base somewhat emotional compared to Strike Witches when Yoshika and co had to move bases in between seasons one and two they gave zero fucks about it.
Maybe the WWII gave it a certain charm to it plus the no pants deal is a great hook
But they had delicious plug suits in Sky Girls.
>no space for Airplane discussion
>just not the same kind of magic
That they did but it got old fast
pls respond ;_;
Perrine will never wave at you as she flies through the air or take you flying.
Sky Girls had nothing but fanservice.
Strike Witches love isn't about that, believe it or not.
>"Ich liebe dich."
Oh do you now? She's got plenty of that for ya! And so do all the others!
Why would you post this?
>Strike Witches love isn't about that, believe it or not.
exactly, but you can't explain it it's just like magic
Trude is the lewdest
He's got a point. Trude and lewd even rhyme.
>Trude and lewd even rhyme.
how does this rhyme?
Would it make me gay if I wanted to have sex with one of them?
more trude screencaps please
thank you based anon
if you pronounce it that way you don't even deserve a Trude
I guess if you mispronounce Trude like a murikan idiot would.
But that's wrong.
GERTRUDE IS THE PUREST WITCH
Anyone got the 1978x1400 res?
Dude, what the fuck? Can you even into names?
murrica can everything
>the Cross of Lorraine on the wings
How come I never noticed that before?
didn't Vichy France uses that?
but Clostermann flew for Free France, corect me please if I 'm wrong
I thought Clostermann was in the RAF not the French military?
No, Free France used the cross. Vichy used an axe.
>No, Free France used the cross. Vichy used an axe.
Top five best looking naked witches out of the 501.
That's a little biased
Trude is short for Gertrude. You remove the Ger- and what sound are you left with?
That's right, it rymes with lewd and mood. That's how they pronounce it in the show too, use your ears.
Please stop embarassing yourself.
Go ahead, press the listen button.
Erica a best.
Why is Eila such a Nordic beauty and why is Lynette a wonderful English rose?
I'm not too happy about it
And not in a lewd way.
>using google translate as a pronouncement source
Notice how it pronounces "dough" differently? Lrn2nicknames
Ex hates me. Just as well, really; the galleries are saturated with artifacts.
That there's the Russian term for shower.
It's not that hard
Forgive me, they were talking about naked bodies specifically so I had to post that edit. It's gone now.
It's also shower here
Sanya is just on the top end of average, if we want to judge by societal norms.
No. Sanya's body is not for lewd eyes.
Minna's boobs are magnificent.
Would Mio slice my hands off with her sword if I tried to touch them or would Minna stop her?
>if we want to judge by societal norms
Good thing we don't. Sanya is an angel.
But my intentions are pure
Poor Nipa. Unrequited love is painful.
Does that mean if Eila doesn't want her then I can have her?
Apparently it is; no matter what set of instructions I follow the site keeps telling me where to stick it.
Clostermann first fought with a Free French branch within the RAF, 341 Squadron "Alsace," but later transitioned to full RAF service.
Minna would probably stop her. Then insert your hands between her cheeks...
I need to get round to reading those two biographies I own on him.
I wonder if the other anon got Flames in the Sky yet in the post/mail?
Jeez dude hate spoon feeding
Just make an account here
Get this thing if you're chrome firefox is the other one
log in on it and you're there
Sweet, moar 80's like witches
Why... for what purpose? Do people really need a fucking browser plugin to delete a goddamn cookie?
Idiocracy, here we come.
This is the idiot proof way
What if I use neither of those?
Then it can't be helped
And wait for the other Anon to yell at you
That's like teaching a baby how to use segway instead of teaching them how to walk.
Then you just stop being so braindead. Delete exhentai cookies, login to ehentai, now you can access sadpanda.
Indeed they are, and its cannon
SPT time? Super Perrine Thread?
Karlslanders are good engineers.
I want to take a romantic dip in the outdoor bath with Minna.
How many imouttos can a witch have?
If it's Trude, there are no limits.
Already tried it; no dice.
But since Raisa is a little boy she can have 3 more imouttos right?
>A huge amount of my favorite witches are from Karlsland
>I took four years og German in high school
I-I c-could have awkward conversations with my favorite witches.
My spoken German sucks dick though they'd have no clue what I was saying
I wonder how long it would take Barkhorn to recognise me if I decide to disguise myself as a girl just do that she will notice me.
Did...did you make a typo there /a/non?
>sees you in pants
Raisa is the cutest boy
Forget that, Trude will open an orphanage for Karlsland's war orphans and spend her life taking care of lost children.
>spend her life taking care of lost children
Oh god it was Perrine's plan all along
Maybe this is why we never see Gertrude get along that great since Perrine's collection of little sisters is bigger.
No need for Gertrude to be such a sour kraut over the matter.
Eh, looks like you're just making a joke about a flatchested girl. I'm still getting used to this series so I don't know everyone
>there'll never be an /ss/ SW doujin with Charlotte or Gertrud ;_;
Perrine x Trude OTP
Can't find any pairing with the both of them
But Trude seeks imouttos and Perrine lust for shota so they're not that much rivals
Lucky Gertrude, getting to play with Shirley's fun bags.
Is it just shotas Perrine likes or do manlets factor into this somehow?
I need to know. This is very important.
>manlets factor into this
Guessing the more orphany the better
What are you talking about? They're already married
>Is it just shotas Perrine likes
I thought she was a complete carpet-muncher who wanted to fuck Mio.
Perrine saw that Mio already already kissed Minna it's already used goods
That and since Mio is no longer her superior she can't fantasize about having forbidden love between ranks
But what that does that have to do with her being shotacon?
Besides, you can't be an /ss/ monster without big boobs. That's why Charlotte, Lynette, or Gertrud should be the shotacon amongst the 501st.
Fun is definitely the right word. Everyone who gets to touch them cant help but have a huge smile on their face
They look like they would make wonderful pillows.
Is there anything breasts can't do?
That's what I think on why she doesn't care about Mio anymore
The little boys on her orphanage/sex prisons clearly show that she's a fan of the shota dick
So has Perrine become Gille Des Rais now?
It's France after all
Don't make me fap, /a/non. I already did such earlier.
If we're going by country stereotypes, Lucchini should be the shotacon.
Cause you know, catholic church and all.
Stop all of the Perrine hate. She may not be my favorite witch but I am growing to like her the more SW I get. All those little moments where you think she is being a bitch actually have meaning
Don't think she knows what a dick is
I don't hate Perrine, she certainly doesn't deserve all the negative vocal comment from the fan base either.
She also looks magnificent in a suit too.
Saying I want Perrine to fuck me as a little boy does not mean I hate her, /a/non.
She just needs to stop being a fucking uppity bitch all the time.
Shirley, stop having such amazing taste.
Now I am starting to see the pattern of why Adolphine likes those two so much.
It's been fun making Perrine look more like a shotacon but I'm sleepy now
Keep the love alive till tomorrow
I want to see the two redheads go at it. Unfortunately I don't think there is any art of Minna and Shirley.
There cant be, there would be oppai overload in that pairing.
Yea, every pairing has a maximum combined cup size. That's why the only one Shirley can have is Lucchini
I don't see what's wrong with lots of oppai
This... this... I think it's true. For all witches, not just the 501st.
Karlsland one piece swimsuits are so much better than Fuso one piece swimsuits.
Lynette is big, Yoshika is small
Shirley is the largest, Lucchini is the smallest
Eila is medium, Sanya is medium
Trude is med-large, Erica is med-small
Minna is large, Mio is medium
ITS A CONSPIRACY! A BOOB CONSPIRACY!!
GODDAMN 4chan bugs. They always plague me in SW threads.
Image swap is an often problem on /m/ lately as well.
Let's hope Moot will be able to fix it somehow.
Also, moar Eila to keep the love alive.
Sanya is hardly a medium.
>a decade old bug
>caused by OS rather than 4chan's code
>able to fix it
Oh, the newfaggotry!
> trying to go to exhentai
> see sad panda
> clear history, cookies and cache
> login on ehentai
> try to open exhentai again
> still sad panda
Fuck me, right?
Bikinis better overall
I claim this thread for Aurora.
Who's Perrine? Is that one of the maids or something?
And Eila is above average, so The Boob Theory still works.
Hm, so it's not that recent? My mistake then
Maybe I thought so, since I'm not visiting boards other than /m/ that often
Yeah, yeah. You're a few months old newfag AND stupid enough to tripfag.
Do you guys enjoy reading SW fanfictions?
To be honest, there are some serious fanfictions out there that left me crying like a wreck, mostly dealing with the fear of losing a fellow witch.
Is fanfiction still a dangerous topic? I remember that brought about the downfall of the first wave of generals.
Whatever happened to that Eila and Sanya adventure one? Where Eila is a thief.
Can't say I do. The vast majority of any fanfiction tends to be crap, so searching for something with bearable writing and plot usually isn't worth the time
After more......lets call it "research," Sanya is bigger than Erica, Yoshika, Lucchini, and Perrine. That puts her in the middle of the witches
I want to get drunk with Aurora, gossip about Eila, roll around on the floor laughing when we suddenly share a kiss, then a drunken Aurora takes my virginity.
I thought Eila was supposed to be the medium
Yeah Eila is medium.
Her abilities are quite imprecise though. IIRC she can only foresee things that will happen in near future. This is why her abilities works best on the battlefield.
Why is the love so slow?
That time of the day. Early morning hours (UTC) are always the quietest.
Its 1AM here. Normal people are sleeping
Autistic assfaggots killing the love by being so autistic they have to make 12 threads to self-promote and feel special.
Or people are asleep.
Its -12 F outside and dark. "Good" and "morning" are both debatable.
Still, good morning to you
Hanna Rudel is.
You made a shit thread that didn't even relate to strike witches or say anything about other than a podcast, the /a/utism is strong in you.
>You made a shit thread
I never make threads.
WP Guy wasn't the one that did that, it was someone else
>still this mad over literally nothing, a made up argument
Still no scans of Witches of the Aurora. Is it just not very good?
The problem is that it's serialized in nyantype, which never gets scanned, except the posters. No one does norexcepts complete nyantype raws.
It's 1.5 all over again
Nobody likes to scan Nyantype.
Can't read moon, but is the magazine where Crimson Witches will be serialized indicated here?
Will we have better luck this time around?
It still feels like morning.
Pixiv has been lacking lately.
OP picture is Karlsland.
Only fitting that this thread is blessed with the Top Ranking Witch in Karlsland and who is essentially the Commander of the Witch Corp, Ms. Galland.
If history is any indication, then it will be seriealized in NyanType or Comp Ace.
But I could be talking out of my ass.
Where was One Winged Witches serialized in? At the very least, Comp Ace has a better track record in getting scans compared to NyanType
Just a reminder about the battle pattern plots:
North - Intuitive
South - Reasoning
West - Defensive
East - Offensive
Wiki says it was in Comp Ace.
That shindol face
Why is Prinzessin so pretty? I know humikane makes her out to be a slut but goddammit she's so cute.
Where is everybody?
Is she? I can't tell, your picture is so small.
Sleeping. I know I should be, I just can't fall asleep.
What if Erika got jealous of you and 'Trude like Perriene was of Yoshika, and you two had to come to a reconciliation of sorts as you realize you have more in common than you thought?
That would actually be a good episode, come to think of it.
If you and Erica had a lot in common then there's no way you and Trude were that close in the first place.
Name your OTPs
Eila x Sanya
Trude x Erica
Minna x Mio
Marseille x me ;_;
Nipa x Eilapenis
75% of those are canon. Everyone knows Erica is too pure to get with anyone.
Wait, I thought the Nazis never rose to power in Strike Witches?
Erica's completely capable of having a normal, deep, loving, and fulfilling relationship with me.
Pillows don't count EMT.
The pillow is just a way of feeling physically closer to her.
My love extends far beyond material boundaries.
as always eilaxsanya ruins everything
What's wrong with her fingers?
Dunno, ask Agahari
What kind of dress is that?
Look fine to me.
Oh so fine.
I think its traditional Indians dress of some sort.
Minna x Mio
Trude x Shirley
Eila x Perrine
Lucchini x Maria
Nipa x Woozels
>Nipa x Woozels
I think he meant it that these threads are full of those, but I doubt that there are any real nazis in these threads.
I didn't like it, too much NTR for me. ;_;
Karlsland, Karlsland über alles, über alles in der Welt.
Woozles are weird.
I still don't know what woozles are.
I want a pet woozle more than anything else in this world.
Yeah, Karlsland is more or less Imperial Germany with Hugo Boss. Relocated to South America.
We woozles now?
Fuggin' woozles, man.
It's missing the pilot's goggles
would not pet/10
>Posting only under the エーリカ tag and not the エーリカ・ハルトマン tag
The nice wallpaper sized art makes it forgivable.
Would lonely peasant like me every get to hold hands with her?
>not being a nobleman
Sure, all of my ancestral clay got stolen by the Pollacks, but hey, I still got the title
>having origins from behind a mountain and a family name that's merely a nick name
Must have faith that even the lowest of classes can still get a noble hand
>Must have faith that even the lowest of classes can still get a noble hand
Bolschewism, pure Bolschewism
>using a Spitfire Striker with Karlsland markings
now I love her even more
My last name is Blackbeard if translated to english. Do I have any chances with Prinzessin in that case? Not that I'd actually care, just curious.
>Wearing pants with giant holes on where the pockets are supposed to be.
Aerodynamics. Learn them.
Who wouldn't want to have a pirate name?
If you're goddamned Air Marshal and the commander of all witches in the world, then you can wear whatever the fuck you want and nobody will tell you otherwise.
The pockets are obviously just skin-colored
Why not wear stockings/leggings like Sanya, Eila or Waltrud instead?
I'm a blue blood but my grand dad got disowned before he even met my grandma
do I still stand a chance? I'm still quite rich
>not knowing the fundamental physics how magic works
You don't deserve the same air she breaths
I never said I disliked it, just was curious if Prinzessin would accept a family name like that or not.
But my grand dad ran away from home to find his true love. I can at least impress her with his romantic journey
She's a pretty high asses bitch
Would you snuggle with a sleepy Lynette?
That's a relief.
Well that's touching
We both know that Yoshika is not snuggling there
Yoshika is pure no bully
Never thought I'd see those two words together
I wish to hug WP guy.
I hope WP senpai notices me today
I sure hope so! After all she's the best witch.
Karlsland, Karlsland über Alles, über Alles in der Welt.
S3 about the road to Berlin when?
What would it be like snuggling with witches? And I mean in a pure way obviously.
I think Lynne would smell like tea.
Wouldn't mind since I love tea.
Also a bit too stereotypical.
>not correcting the tags yourself
Useless, as expected of namefags.
I want to cuddle Lynette.
She's too pure.
I heard that it's going to be published in Comptiq, which seems to get scanned far more often than Nyantype.
Mio is apparently bigger than Trude.
They pumped Trude up in the anime, they also made her look older, in that pic she hardly looks 18
I wonder if Trude looks older because she drains her powers too much with stupid stuff like that machine back in s2?
Finally my favorite pants appear in my SWs.
Nah, it's really just making her taller and generally bigger. If draining magic power made you look older Mio and Yoshika would have been grannies at the end of s2.
The characters tend to vary greatly depending on the artist. I remember people thought that Shin Kyogoku made some of the characters too well-endowed.
Here's my taste.
Yes, but that's the official chart by Humikane, so it should be the point of comparison.
The most correct
Actually, it was given to the Poles by the Soviets.
Here's the Liberion version.
Got any more? I would like to see a Karlslander one.
Marsielle or Heidi would probably come out top in that one.
Confirmed for extremely shit taste
Sadly, no. And of course the Liberion chart will be incomplete when the 508th get designs.
You could always make a crappy chart like that yourself.
Yes, but it wouldn't have the official order as stated by Humikane himself. The Liberion chart was fan-made, but the order was tweeted by Humikane.
>the order was tweeted by Humikane.
Oh. Oh. I never knew. I guess I don't pay enough attention to witch tits.
I want to get drunk with Humikane and discuss witch tits.
Just don't talk shit about his waifu
Eila is a Nordic princess, why would I talk shit about her?
You'd be surprised
Think there's an anti Eilafag
Help. em's being lewd again.
I wish to hold you
Then he should feel very bad about himself.
I thought Georgette was Humikane's waifu anyway?
I want to snuggle with Marseille. I bet she smells of sweetness and desert sand. It would be perfect to bury your face between her amazing breasts.
Wait, if Eila is Humikane's waifu, then that makes Sanya - Humikane?
If she was drunk cuddling you would she pull you in so tightly that you would suffocate against her breasts?
A heavenly dead. No seriously, that's how I want to die one day.
I remember the theories that she really was his waifu
Who doesn't want to self insert as Sanya just to cuddle with Eila
I have never heard those theories before unless it's because he's apparently got a lot of Georgette porn he made.
Death by snoo snoo is wonderful.
>Who doesn't want to self insert as Sanya
Me. I'm just happy seeing those two being together. That's enough for me.
> Mind = blown.
What a faggot
At least I'm not faggot enough to self-insert as someone else, just so that someone would finally hug me.
So that's why he also avoids drawing Sanya. It all makes sense. I... I... mind blown.
My mom still gives me hugs from time to time. So I'm above you faggots. ;_;
How would you comfort Trude when you see her like this?
kiss her on the forehead
But that's even worse
She's obligated to hug your sorry ass
Ask her if she wants to sit down and have a cup of tea. Add a bit of whiskey to the tea, so that she would calm her nerves down. Then ask her what happened.
I guess I could give her my imouto.
Give her a hat
The hell is this chick doing?
Why are all the nazi witches the hottest
And that traitor Brandt agreed on those borders
Apparently her archetype was famous for flying without pants at least once.
Therefore, the witch version actually wears pants.
>Why are all the nazi witches the hottest
Nationalism gives you style
I would gently hug and say "Es wird alles gut, ich werde immer für dich da sein." to her.
Karlsland is based on Imperial Germany genius.
It's even named after Karl the Great (or Charlemagne as West Francia calls it)
Only a true pure maiden could pull off the sun hat and dress look and Gertrude can do it very well.
Now I want Erica to dominate me...
Not as hard than in those ballcrushing doujins though.
>ballcrushing doujins though.
Those left me with very conflicting feelings
SW constantly mixes WWI and WWII
Germany please stop being ashamed when someone calls you nazi
But that made it better
>Germany please stop being ashamed when someone calls you nazi
I'm a Royalist though.
Man, that Bohemian upstart ruined everything
>I'm a Royalist though.
I'm ok with this I thought you were a selfhating moralfag
but it's a fact that they mix WWI and WWII, even past WWII, how would you explain Neu-Karlsland and the Wunderwaffen from there
Why are there so many doujins left untranslated?
Those are not northern lights. They're northern boobs.
>northern boobs under southern sun
Can we have a compilation of greentext "You will never..."?
> You will never get drunk with Marseille and pass out on her delicious body.
Now it's your turn.
>you will never hold Minna tight when she cries
>You will never discipline Minnawolf
>You will never touch antennas with another night witch
>you will never happy with your witch
I find it weird that nearly non of the witches are /fit/
>you will never touch WPguy's Penis
>You will never fiend Heidi a friend so that you can score points with Prinzessin.
>you will never praise Sanya's piano playing
because they can use magic whenever they want
can we not
>You will never fiend Heidi a friend
B-but I'm here Anon, bring us together I would befriend her so hard and we both would win
If I tame the Minna pup then what do I get in return?
Fumi's Galland design is so spot on it isn't even funny.
The best pet in the history of mankind?
That's mean. Good thing you'll never do that.
Poor Heidi ;_;
Broken flower pots.
Heidi gets a friend and Prinzessin likes me more, what's mean about that?
I prefer cats but Minna wolf is an exception.
How did Humikane even decide which witch gets what familiar when he was creating them?
you're just using heidi to reach prinzesshit. not nice.
>How did Humikane even decide which witch gets what familiar when he was creating them?
Minna for example is called Wolf-Dietrich
Is there a way to tell if it's a Mitsubishi a6m or a Nakajima one?
I want to praise her for pissing on my mouth
No idea, fuso strikers are a mystery to me. Karlsland technology is the best.
I feel sorry for her ;_;
>Karlsland technology is the best.
well, that's true
And demand she keeps eye contact so I can see how embarrassed and uncomfortable she gets
Also she can cry if she wants to
You monster. She can come cry on my shoulder afterwards.
Sorry if I seem ignorant, but why is there a Norwegian flag with a black cross instead of blue in OP's post?
As a Norwegian I feel I may have reason to take offense it this flag is a reference to strike witches, an anime I've never actually seen, but have been told is a show about lolis with rocket legs.
I'm not the most patriotic person out there, but if japs really did this to the flag of my country I'l finally have an actual reason to fucking hate their kind, other than their pedophilia and small sex organs.
it's not norwegian because the fields are equal size. what kind of norwegian doesn't know his own flag
> not recognising the flag of Karlsland
It's like you don't even belong here.
That's not even a scandinavian cross shape you stupid nigger.
I see the slight differences, obviously. But it's inspiration can be none other than my flag.
My argument stands.
>I'm not the most patriotic person out there
also you are a stupid cultural enriched faggot
take the Flag of the 3rd Reich and convert the circles into angles
It's something about her that just brings the worse out of me
Oh god just looking at her in that pic makes me want to do unspeakable things to her
dang i never knew norwegians were so self centered
go eat some black dicks you motherfucking faggot, you are not the center of the world
I'm so glad that Eila comes from the best Cold Country
>Happy Birthday, Anon!
Witches in different uniforms time?
I think Shirley looks quite cute in Perrine's uniform, her fun bags certainly seem to benefit from it.
I want to hear those unspeakable things.
Eila looks good in black.
I'd probably die of a heart attack if I get EMT as a present.
Any Norwegian takes offense of that version of the Nazi flag as well, as should be obvious.
And being called a faggot who would eat black cocks is not really offensive when it comes from a thread dominated by fans of this show that is catering to pedophiles, let's be honest.
>Any Norwegian takes offense of that version of the Nazi flag as well, as should be obvious.
you are just a failure of a Nation, and full of liberal shit
Not safe for an image christian board
But there would be NOTHING I wouldn't do to her
Nah, I'm pretty sure being a liberal faggot is worse.
Can't wait for the day we take your oil
This picture makes me feel things.
You... you wouldn't physically hurt her, would you?
Oh god, now I want to protect an anime character from anons.
>strike witches age
would you post it on an islamic image board?
I would destroy this over cute sin against nature
Remember this ain't reddit sage is not a down vote
nah im saying the witches are too old for people for people that like them to be considered pedos
and sage is used when your post is off topic
like this one
I'm the liberal one? wanting to penetrate cute little girls makes you slightly more liberal than me.
And good luck taking our oil, our government are the most cunning assholes ever. They'd never let you find a reason to make us out as bad guys. And you fat fucks always need a reason to justify your senseless sloughter
You own an Erica daki, don't you?
I'm thinking about getting one too, how does it feel to hug your own true angel? Is it worth the money?
>implying you can measure Erica's cuteness with money
>wanting to penetrate cute little girls
witches are pure you marxistic pedophile
please stop with your shitposting
>our government are the most cunning assholes ever.
remember 1940, cunning as fuck
They weren't really in any position to protest.
I would also like to know this but for a different angel
Still need to get a proper job before buying any kind of merch
>Norway talking big
I have never fucking laughed so fucking hard in my life.
Also you do realize that America has larger oil reserves than norway right? like 4 times the amount. And canada has like 25 times the amount. Nobody gives a fuck about norway.
Norway isn't all bad, at lest they're not Sweden.
>Nobody gives a fuck about norway.
Norway a shit
>still responding to obvious troll
Oh, come on now guys. You aren't this stupid.
Too bad there aren't any norwegian witches, not even original ones like this swede.
>No Latvian witches because Latvia doesn't exist in SW universe.
but there were Latvians in the SS, maybe they even had some Pilots, so there is a chance you get one
How about some Swiss Witches?
Were you even a country back then or just part of Russia?
There aren't any Swiss witches either, mostly because neutrality and all that.
tell me one Swiss Ace
thread is dying, someone keep the love alive please
Unfortunately, I don't know any names, but in the beginning of the war, we shot down 11 german planes while losing 3. But I doubt that one single Swiss pilot downed 5 enemy planes alone.
>11 german planes while losing 3
Are you even trying Switzerland?
Pic related, since she's just as shit as Switzerland
At least we're not like America who can't even hit the enemy country while carpet bombing.
Man, screw the allies, the bombing of Dresden alone was a war crime on par with Auschwitz
I'm talking about the bombing of Schaffhausen. Damn, Murrica loves bombing things.
>we shot down 11 german planes
that's why nobody likes you
>this is what Nazis actually believe
Quiet Switzerland, the grown-ups are talking
selfhating Germany go to bed
Fuck you. We're important, god dammit.
Schaffhausen is part of Germany, the Suisse jsut have a fucked up sense of Nations
desperate samefag is desperate
Two of them are me, and the middle one is the guy I was talking to. Good job figuring that out.
No one believes you
>good luck taking our oil
>implying we need yours or anyone else's oil
We've got a metric fcuktonne of the stuff on our own land! Tree huggers can get bent.
>you fat fucks always need a reason to justify your senseless slaughter
What's that got to do with oil?