So, /a/. Incoming blogshit. But it has a purpose.
Today is my birthday and yesterday my cousin was asking about the girl I have on my tablet (Hinagiku Katsura from Hayate) so I described what a waifu was and got him up to date. He likes anime but is a casual. He got the term rather easily. He made it out as if he was going to start watching Hayate no Gotoku. So I told him to only watch the first and second season and that Manglobe butchered the third and fourth season and the movie.
Fast forward to today, my birthday, and my cousin said
"You'll like your birthday card!"
and my face dropped.
"You didn't." I said
"I did." he replied.
I put off opening my card til the end of the day in my room. And sure enough. I have a birthday card from my waifu.
Anyone else have any similar stories or am I just the only unfortunate one here?
Oh yeah. Something I forgot. My aunt made it and she makes cards professionally, so it was top quality.
I lied to my mum and said I only got the one card from my aunt and cousin, (A Phoenix Wright one she made).
I'm not the only person who has had waifu problems like this, am I?
Uh, my ex didn't like Gally/Alita because she thought she was too young looking?
Really? How'd that go down. Is that the reason she's your ex?
>telling normalfags about your Waifu
>I'm not the only person who has had waifu problems like this, am I?
Yes, you probably are
Fascinating tale older brother
I honestly thought he was asking about watching Hayate, damnit.
I kind of wish I'd never said anything.
I dont understand the problem
Pics or GTFO
If he was asking about the show then why bring up your Waifu at all? Why can't you just tell him about the show? Are you stupid?
My mum is the problem. She still recommends me apps saying "look they have anime!" if I was living alone I'd have no qualms at all. If I tried to explain this she'd question it forever.
Do I have to?
Because he was asking what show she was from, then asked me what seasons he should watch when I said some were crap. He kinda worded it as if he was interested in the show.
This one time I was waiting for a pick-up at my local supermarket at like 4pm.
I was getting bored, so I started to hum the Kannagi theme tune to myself. Then out of nowhere, this girl tapped me on the shoulder and just said, "Kannagi wa sugoi desu ne!".
Suddenly, fireworks exploded in the sky and I flew onto a concert stage with 100,000 attendees! The girl with me was Nagi and she was kawaii desu! I sang and danced the OP with her and the crowd loved it, then Konata came out from backstage and started doing the Lucky Star dance on stage! It was so sugoi!
After the concert they all gave me their phone number and said that I could "moshi moshi" them any time. Sugoi!
Couldn't believe my luck.
Sounds p cool, wish this happened to me too.
Way would you tell him she was your waifu? Why would you tell him what a waifu is?
I don't know, I'm an idiot.
The card has my name on and I have no idea how to get EXIF data out of a photo. So I'd rather not. This is the image though. Had Hina's name shooped out and my name put in on her card program along with some other decorations.
OP HERE with another story.
Came home from doing squats at the gym (note, squats is code for taking it 6 inch plus deep). After rubbing a bit of bengay, and downing some chardonnay and some Flintstones vitamins, I decided it was time to peruse my favoritest site in the entire world, 4chan. Now for those of you who have no clue, 4chan is collection of image boards with letters and acronyms pertaining to the discussions that occur on the board. Now which discussions was I most interested in? Well, I usually peruse /hm/, /y/, /cm/, and /lgbt/, but on occasion I do visit the denizens of /a/.
/a/ is a board which discusses anime, and manga (so it should be /am/ but that's for another time), with the occasional group draw and group buy threads, but today, I decided to make a shitty blog thread which, for the record, are not allowed, I heard a loud crash fill my room. As I turned around pulling my eyes away from the computer screen, I had witnessed 3 male strippers fondling my door which was knocked off its hinges. After several seconds, I was finally calm and my heart started to beat faster. Why beat faster, and not slower? Well, that’s because the three men were accounted for. They have been my acquaintances for quite some time now, visiting me at my home during my free time. What would they visit for you ask? Oh well, I’m getting to that.
Although my heart was beating faster, and faster, I had stuttered to the biggest, and hairiest of the men, Dudley, who was coincidentally pulled the door off its hinges, to promise me not to do such a thing again. After hearing my plea, the three men walked towards me, arms out and ready, and one after another, surrounded me in their arms. Shawn, Dudley, and Broslin quietly, and tenderly, assured me that such a thing wouldn’t happen again. After which, Shawn dug pulled down my pants, and softly stroke my 4 inch hard cock while the other two undressed. We then proceeded to move towards my king-sized bed, and we began fellating each other in a circular fashion. I fellated Broslin, Broslin fellated Shawn, and Shawn Dudley, while Dudley fellated me. After several minutes of grasping for air, and moving our heads back and forth, we forced ourselves to down all the sperm of each cock owner. We then began to kiss each other’s anus, and perform rim jobs with traces of sperm still in our mouths, again, in a circular motion. We got up on our knees, and in a train like fashion, started to pound each other in the butt, till the room filled with the smell of butt. I was the engine of the train, while Dudley the caboose. Broslin grasped my penis, and began stroking over and over again to compensate me for ending up as the engine, though in all honesty, I didn’t mind as long something was pounding my backside. After several minutes of repetitive pounding and stroking, we all began to ejaculate in unison. We then lied on the bed, motionless, giggling like schoolgirls, and panting like dogs for minutes on end.
Soon after, the trio left, promising they’d comeback, door intact, for another round. I could not wait.
After regaining my composure, I decided to continue perusing /a/. And to witness the aftermath of the thread I made.
>After the concert they all gave me their phone number and said that I could "moshi moshi" them any time. Sugoi!
God damnit anon.
Made my night.
>so I described what a waifu was
You should have stopped there.
>and I have no idea how to get EXIF data out of a photo
You had me going at first.
>worrying about /a/ doxing you
We aren't /b/
We don't give a fuck who you are
Alright fine. Damnit.
You just right click the image, go to properties, details and then click "remove properties and personal info"
enjoy your waifu card and your life long "Anon had a imaginary girlfriend"
Are you feeling unfortunate that your family knows about your (what they would say) obsession, or happy that your cousin was thoughtful enough to give you a card from your waifu?
My mum doesn't know, I don't fancy telling her, I suppose it's bretty gud to have a card from such a best girl though.
Mixed emotions I guess.
>But it has a purpose.
So is "Muh Waifu" the title of an anime or manga? Oh wait just kill yourself faggot
That's pretty nice, Luke
Are you going to frame it? Or are you going to try to make your family forget that this happened?
What kind of faggot-ass bitch name is Luke?
Hayate no Gotoku is the name of the anime, fuckface.
Both. If at all possible. It's already nicely placed on top of the TV in my room.
>not being called Luke
what kind of shit taste in names did your mum have?
Better name than yours, James
>implying my name is James
Jonathan Johnson. My dad was a Jojo fan.
Oh shit son. If my reply was to you, I apologise. You have a fucking awesome name. Wear it with pride.
I take it back Luke, your name is shit
You weren't replying to me, just felt like dropping that in here.
I am a Britfag after all.
Ah, alright. Well, great name. Go watch Jojo with your dad. That's an order from an (only slightly) anonymous person on the internet.
Good lord, don't you feel shame?
yeah and no. It's pretty nice someone put the effort in. But it's probably the most embarrassing thing I can think of to date.
Well, you took the first step down Embarassment Lane when you talked to someone about your waifu. Take responsibility, anon. They just thought "oh my, such a poor guy, has an imaginary gf" and tried to calm your suffering. You provoked it. Learn from it.
Yeah, I probably should keep schtum now.