What kind of cellphone do you have, /a/?
Big tittied space girl. Feels good.
Xperia best girl.
Wannabe gaijin with an apron
Some nearly ten year old Nokia
Motorola is American, dummy.
LG looks like a respectable lady, though.
Genki Space Dandy-esque goofball.
some hipster of questionable gender
>no Canadian stereotypes
Why is she so fluffy?
rip in peace blackberry
wasn't there supposed to be a short anime about this ?
If you have more of these please share
Have fun being tracked by the lizardmen, sheeple.
I don't really think I do anything that would attract the attention of the NSA, honestly.
I mean yeah I look at 2D loli porn sometimes but that's hardly illegal.
Samsung best girl.
My phone isn't on the list.
Why do all Japanese depictions of the Chinese must have a huge stereotypical feature?
I mean hate aside, there must be at least a few Japanese men that don't really hate his fellow continent dwellers.
Nokia. Huawei seems like the kind of girl I'd crush on though.
S4 master race here
I'm in love
Earlier today someone was talking about how Steve Jobs invented the smartphone. Why are normalfags so stupid?
>have a hct
>fucking hate that shit, I can barely use normal phones
welp, at least I got the brown cutie.
big fat galaxy s4
Not anime you fucking faggot.
Proper lady Xperia
I have way more, but most are untranslated ;_;
HTC phone, ASUS tablet.
O-Oh my, do I really get a prince? How nice. Or a reverse-trap prince? Lady Oscar? Well whatever, I love it.
I wish my cellphone was a cute anime girl.
That way I'd find a reason to charge its battery ;_;
Nokia is a girl
>her traditional Japanese look
Too bad. I like reverse-traps too though, so it's fine. And Rose of Versaille is my favourite anime, this design pleases me.
Well, it's a trap and a reverse trap, so I think it's perfect.
Why is the text in yellow?
Why does my phone look like a faggot?
So androgynous I'm not sure. Not that I mind, if it's cute it's all good.
Prepaid verizon dumphone brick with a physical keyboard. I text about 3 or 4 people a whole shit lot and make a call once in a rare while. That about all I really need it for.
because only faggots buy apple
Apple and RIM are boys.
Making them a stereotype doesn't mean they hate them.
I don't like this guy
That's a guy... right?
HTC here. Probably Samsung or LG come may though.
its a girl
But Research In Motion is called BlackBerry now.
Nokia is a trap.
I don't even fucking need a phone and now I want a LG one.
Just my luck, I fucking love reverse traps.
LAHLAHLAH REVERSE TRAP NOT A BOY LAHLAHLAH
I have a Samsung smartphone, but it's shit and I wish my grandfather hadn't given it to me for my birthday. I don't even need its features and it's a pain in the ass to use as a phone because touchscreens are plain horrible.
I'll probably brick it one day, just to have an excuse to go to my old dumbphone.
What the fuck? Why is it a bishounen? Nokia phones aren't for fags, right?
all my smart phones have been htc
Would you an Asus?
>owning a smartphone
Normies, pls go.
Only non-slut in the pic. Must suck for you guys.
My monitor, motherboard, and Nexus 7 2013 say yes.
What the fuck..do you use then?
Who Moto X/G master race here?
A computer, they might become mainstream someday.
.....Apple and Blackberry look nothing like girls you guys.
So much wrong
They're on their way out
It is in Canada...
some people actually leave their secret club anon.
But what if their just reverse traps?
I don't have a cellphone because I don't leave the house and even if I did nobody would bother to call me anyway.
There's these great mini-computers that you can carry in your pocket. They're called "smartphones".
>not enjoying the best way to browse sadpanda
This pleases me. I have 2.
LG, full force.
HTC. Considering an LG next though. I have an Asus Nexus 7 2012, monitor and router as well.
It is up here in Canada. I believe the criteria for it is silly as well. I remember one of them being related to boob sizes. AKA if their chest is too small it's a big no no.
poor neet, don't have a celphone
>mfw I'm European but planning to move to Canada
>mfw I don't give a fuck because loli porn is overrated
Must suck being addicted to it like you guys are.
Xperia, HTC, ZTE and panthech are the only non sluts anon
Why does the UI come with the screenshot? What's the point in that?
>flower in hair
Keep telling yourself that.
What is your ringtone /a/?.
now I want a htc...
>Not falling in love with your digital personal assistant
Apple-chan is the cutest~
I dont remember.
I don't get phone calls, so it's just on one of the default ones.
She's wearing a hairband of her company's logo, which is an M.
In mist she was standing by Opeth, I think, no one has called me in a while.
you mean the android UI?
some phones are buttomless (besides the power up one) so they have all the buttons on screen when you need it
taking a screen shot literally takes a shot of the screen of what you are doing, so the UI is there
Looks like I have purple haired Nia knockoff.
Maybe they should use Asakura for Blackberry.
She counts as Canadian kind of, right?
If Apple wasn't such a narcissistic piece of shit hipster company I'd buy an iPhone.
>not using Yota-phone
The Pillows - Stalker
What an annoyance.
DEFCON 2 is my text message ringtone.
>Apple is a reverse trap in a sweater
Too many of my fetishes in one place.
LG-tan is the best.
iBone, but I'm switching to Android soon.
Nexus 4, so... LG I guess.
She looks lewd.
huh? like to call other people?
I have the g2, does that mean my phone is your phones onee-san? some many questions.
Yota is the best manga reader.
meh, would prefer LG.
You have to cherish your cellphone, anon.
I have Samsung-tan, and even if I think that LG-tan looks cute, I cherish and love her.
iPhone 5. A great little device to watch anime on.
Why Nokia-kun looks so oldfashioned and retarted?
Samsung. I could not be happier.
Actually, I would be if I could use ArtFlow, fuck.
I wish my phone was actually a cute little brown Taiwanese girl.
Yeah like the doctors, the dentist and maybe talk with your family once in a while. Its pretty useful and much better than shitty emails and IMs.
Also I certainly hope you faggots are reporting this offtopic shitthread.
My phone has been on vibrate for 16 months.
All best girls are together.
Asus, Motorola and LG.
Heh, I have the Xperia. Sweet sweet sophisticated beauty.
what a pleb
not really, those buttons are handy to navigate the phone
they do get away of the screen when you are taking photos or watching videos on it
every one thinks its just classical music
Apple, LG and Huawei seem hot.
Yeah, no. With e-ink, if it's below 7" then it's shit for manga.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
I don't get it.
Does anyone name their phone?
I named my Note 3 Samantha.
It'd probably be a homeless gay guy. All according to plan!
LG seems like the type of girl that'll do anything wicked, i approve.
I call my Experia Z IZa.
LG Nexus 5
LG-san is a qt
I got a naming scheme for my devices, the phone is called chibinami
Why is nokia a fag?
Seeing as Nokia-kun is a reverse trap I should give her a female name I guess. Suggestions?
good old samsung slidephone
>mobile tracking devices
Sure, why not. Just no wapanese.
I use apple because I am a stupid faggot that doesnt have experience with android
anyways, asus has great motherboards.
I am probably the only anon here who has a huawei.
Ugh, I was thinking Cassandra.
Oh, I know. Cassidy!
That's ambiguous but I'm not sure I like it. Might just fuck ambiguously and go with Cassandra.
Each to their own, brah.
Sam, Alex, Joey
She reminds me of Shion from GJ-Bu, guess that means I love her.
Do you seriously own a T28 and are currently using it?
Yes, yes I do. People are too absorbed in battle over gigahertz, stylish touchscreens, making the phone weigh 20 mg less and whaever else nowadays, while phone simply needs to be reliable and to be, well, a phone.
Do you go outside and stuff?
do carriers still support it? does that thing even have GSM?
Pantech here, she's pretty cute. I wonder how she feels when I look up porn? I've probably mindbroken her already.
>i-is it supposed to go in there?
It's actually one of the first GSM phones. It has a near-infinite battery life, if you stick a modern battery (yes, it miraculously works, I don't know how and that amazed me too when I swapped them first time), good reception, and audio is clear too.
I'm actually wondering why is it still working as good as it did a couple of years ago. It suffered shitton of falls, a couple of dives, at least three stompings and it's still fine.
>Wow... i-is that even possible?
Sometime I'm in a rush and stick her charger in wrong, I feel a little guilty at that.
But I know she likes it.
>It feels so w-weird! B-but I like it...
Cue the fucking kawaii background, with sparkles and shit. I know my phone fucking hates it; when it happens it just refuses to charge for a couple of seconds.
>A-anon, wait! Be carefu-
Like an 8 year old samsung.
That made me spit my coffee out.
I wonder what it would be in Tsundere form.
no wonder it has infinite battery life, today batteries are made to power portable computers with lots of sensors and huge screens, a 1500mA battery on your phone probably can power it for months non stop
some phone running an early version of iOS or an x86 tablet running windows ME
LG Nexus 4
>Your phone will never have an anime themed AI personally
>You will never tell your phone to search for "Beeg teetees" and have it reply in an innocent, embarrassed voice "Y-yes, Anon-kun"
>You will never take the back off of your phone and tell it you can see everything while it start to heat up uncontrollably
Nokia Lumia 920
>I get a man
I never asked for this.
Fuck you guys.
I think this kind of thing is almost guaranteed to be on the market in the next 10-15 years.
>You will never take the back off of your phone and tell it you can see everything while it start to heat up uncontrollably
That sounds scary and dangerous not kawaii.
Isn't it supposed to be a reverse trap?
No thats Nokia, Apple is sexless.
Galaxy S4 to play my animu games.
Samsung fuck yeah.
Is it because sexual organs were deemed an unnecessary feature?
Samsung. I also have a nokia lying around that I'm gonna use after the samsung spontaneously combusts.
Never seen a ASUS phone.
Sony, and i have a old Nokia E50 somewhere around.
>buy a phone for faggots
>get a guy
Post your ringtones and text tones, /a/.
>Cellphone defines your sexuality
Change anytime, /a/.
appel-chan looks like such a raging lesbian
nokia 1100 is mai waifu
>not "Kyon-kun, denwa!"
>not "MERU MERU"
>not having a subtle ringtone so someone with a high ower level can notice you.
I don't have/need one, I'd choose LG though.
Just a generic text tone.
>bothering with revealing powerlevel to anyone
Someone would have to call you in the first place in order for your ringtone to matter, anon.
I have jojos first opening as my ringtome, how does that clasify me
If it rings on the bus you're fucked
>get new phone
>spend two days listening to different ringtones and picking one out
>I haven't heard my ringtone in a week
Not even family?
>someone cares about me?!
>"hey son diner is ready"
That fucking feel. I'd totally text some of you just to say "goodnight, you fucking faggot".
At least you got family who makes diner for you, that's... something.
Nexus 5 so LG i guess.
She looks just like my type, gotta love that long black hair.
>Implying thats bad
>some one cares about me?!
>YOU HAVE 0.30 IN CREDIT, RECHARGE NOW
I don't have a cellphone.
I do have Samsung and ASUS monitors, though.
Don't have one but I'll need one soon.
good reception and battery life
>get love text from girl
Who is the Kaworu?
>Get call from a number I don't know
>Let it go to voicemail
>Check my voicemail
>It's some woman saying "Baby come over right now I need your cock. Fill me full with your black dick."
Ever since I got my Motorola G my life has gotten much better.
Almost all of the texts I get are automated.
TODAY AM: Fucking Cold 3F
5/3 Bank Alert: Your available balance of $fucking nothing is below your min threshold of $enough to buy gas.
>it's probably just spam
>go to sleep
>check the mail
>it was actually a girl I chatted with on today's lecture
You don't even know this feel.
Moto g meets those demands
Nothing fancy and decent battery life
Step it up, senpai!
>buying a phone for 70 year olds
>implying said anon isn't 70 years old
The only thing I don't like about the smartphones today is that they all look so uniform. Cell phones, especially right before the smartphone era, used to look so stylish and cool.
Blame apple and this market filled with copy cats.
correction, Nokia phones before the smartphone era looked stylish
now its a race of who can make the best and most uniform looking slab with a screen
my vote goes for Sony with the Xperia Z white, too bad the thing is too uniform that using it to make calls hurts your ears
My old phone agrees.
I fucking miss clamshell phones. I hate touchscreens
Only stylish ones were some sliders and a few clamshells. Most where atrocious. At least with smartphones anything can look halfway decent.
;_; I miss flip and slide phones so much
owning a mac product makes you gay, not that there is anything wrong with that anon
good thing iPhones aren't a mac product then, eh?
Go to Japan
What does LG stand for?
Lesbians & Gays
>I hate touchscreens
Amen brotha. They get all smudgy and they're never as accurate as they should be.
Life's Good, I think.
Lucky Goldstar. They used to go by the name Goldstar when I was but a lad
I like em big.
why isn't Lenovo represented? they're the third largest maker of Android phones after Samsung and LG
There is no point in owning a smartphone for me.
I don't go out, nobody ever calls, nobody ever messages, the games are shitty, the thing is an NSA honeypot and it doesn't matter how many coars and hurtz they add that shit is still worse than a C2D from 7 years ago.
Also the fucking battery life Jesus Christ why are batteries still so shitty in 2014?
The shit I hate about modern mobile phones is touch screens. Fuck touch screen keyboards, seriously.
Does it worry you that the NSA would know you have no social life?
If only these japanese phones ddn't use a different frequency or whatever. I'd totally buy a jap clamshell phone.
>They get all smudgy and they're never as accurate as they should be.
Don't forget abominations such as this one where even basic buttons are touchscreen.
I own one just like this. But I think this might be my last Nokia phone.
Oh I'd fuck that.
Samsung, but now I kinda want a pantech.
>Samsung is a busty space girl
Her breasts are filled with bloatware
That's Xperia's great grandma.
I was like that, even had a black berry
but then I got a droid and... its faster to type on a touch keyboard, and predictive text got good enough to fix your typos in the right time
Seriously, dont get cheap droids, go for the flagship phones (even the outdated ones), they usually have well made keyboards and good digitalizers
my gf's old iPhone 4.
Dunno what to get with the available upgrade
I prefer buttons on screen over physical ones, makes the phone look better, and when they are not needed, they are simply not there
>they get all smudgy
get a waterproof phone, got dirty? wash it in the sink
its also great for fapping in the tub since it wont mind getting wet
>won't mind getting wet
You're not that hot anon.
I hated them until I discovered swiping keyboard. Had a time of my life the first two days.
Any Xperia Z users in here?
Sup, my nigga.
Waiting for Z1 Compact
I don't ever want to use another phone.
>Purple and White
>Not for gay, faggot and women
My sister said so, it must be true.
I had the same phone as half of my EE class the day the N4 came out.
Now I don't since the N5 came out.
Purple with green wallpaper is the only choice.
>Implying purple is not for pimps
>Implying white is not for well dressed people
only niggers get black phones, so the cops wont be able to tell they stole one
Samsung Galaxy Note 3 but LG is best girl in OP
I have a Z1.
Feels good not having to worry about getting it wet.
So... is my zte the only one here?
Good choice, anon.
>its faster to type on a touch keyboard
Speak for yourself. Any time I've had to use a touch keyboard, I have to disable the text prediction because it would frequently fill out wrong words or incorrect spellings. I am lightning-fast at typing to begin with, and I prefer the touch-response of keys.
I don't, because I'm not a normalfag.
Don't kid yourself.
At least half the people in this thread don't have business having a phone either, but have one anyway.
fastest cellphone typer in the world is considerably faster on a touch keyboard than on a physical one
and prediction text needs to gather data on what you usually type before it can work properly
stop fighting against technology anon
This. I use my phone for receiving texts from my work
Predictive text is a load of horseshit, is annoying and is only used by illiterate kids
Which makes them retards.
it works anon, you just gotta let it do its job to work
blackberry curve, so easy to text.
I didn't claim otherwise.
Not everyone can get the autism bux
How dare you say that to me
Fight me faggot.
I'd gladly fight your mom in pussy-eats-dick game, if you know what I mean.
Those figures won't buy themselves.
>so i'd better become a slave
Chill out, neet-san.
That's what the federal government is for. Next thing you're going to tell me is you're not even a minority.
She's heavily skinned and bloated
>put in a suit and glasses, called it a day -the artist
>mfw I own an iMac and an iPhone 5s
Ya'll niggas most likely jealous you can't afford this shit.
If not, that's nothing more than a case of
>Stop liking what I don't like!
>being an ethnic
Isn't the joke that Nokia's kinda mannish because of how durable the phones are?
we g2 now
Original Double Dragon first level theme. Fight me.
>Purple fluffy hair
The one with the best girl.
>Having a Samsung phone
LG matser race reporting in.
Wouldn't mind a samsung, though (if we're judging by OP pic).
Joke's on you losers, reverse traps are my fetish.
That's the both of us, Applebro
Rocking a N5. Bitches look at how I'm doing you.
I guess that's a commonality between apple users then.
And that is?
>not knowing N5 is Nexus 5
Five niggas. Not one but five niggas.
Ringtone: GlaDos yelling at me about not picking up my phone
Text tone: Teitoku...YOU GOT MAIL!
Also Pantech Hipster here
My brother. Just you and me, mate.
Ride till we die?
I remember when moe anthromorphs used to actually represent the item they were anthromorphizing.
They've literally just drawn different types of girls and stuck smartphone manufacturers' logos underneath
I dunno, Xperia (elegant business, no nonsense), Samsung (bloat) and Apple (hipster homo) kinda fit.
>Xperia (elegant business, no nonsense)
That's their corporate image.
I have an Ascend P1, still snappy as hell.
No, she is a space girl, like a Galaxy
That too, but look at all that bloat.
>tfw have an Xperia
Yes take me now sexy bookish beauty
Step on my dick and tell me I've been misbehaving
She looks a bit like that chick from Euphoria.
That means she could go both ways.
have you seen the design of their phones, the whole line looks elegant and and have that "professional look"
A car can be elegant, a woman can be elegant.
Cellphones have no personality.
I always dropped my phone everyday at least once. Pic related but worse. Still works though.
Do /a/ keep their phone safe?
>implying my phone ever moves
It's either in my pocket or on my table next to my bed.
I've never broken a phone.
All my cellphones from the first one to the current one still work.
you wouldn't drop your phone would you /a/non?
LG-tan looks like a slut, hell yeah
Im the glorious big tittied samsung
Someone stole my phone last week. Fucking mexicans.
She's a little busty,
...Asus makes phones?!
Also, does Asus girl have dat ass?
Google Nexus phones are made by Asus
I don't know.
HTC sure is cute though. Maybe I'll get one next time I buy a phone, or samsung
The one made by Asus is a tablet, but they have been making phones for awhile.
They just haven't been selling it in the US until recently.
The Padfone comes to mind.
It's kinda sad that the concept didn't take off.
That name is so horrible
You don't buy asus for their amazing naming sense.
I like it, It looks durable and well built.
I have a galaxy s4, but I dont use it for anything except texting and calls.
The battery lasts about a week or so since i keep all the other features turned off.
vibrate all day erry day no exceptions.
More likely Apple overprices things.
i bet the majority of you faggots are apple plebs
Back to /v/ with all of you
Or you were just too stupid to build your own tower like the underage hipsterfag that you are
Is the girl version of this phone also loud as shit?
Wish I could tell you.
>having an Apple, Blackberry, or Nokia
It means you like dudes.
>only brown girl
I'm using Blackberry. Protip: I found it, lying on the street.
>probably an alien
Samsung-chan da bes.
Samsung is mai phonefu
>For text messages/other notifications http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSP_n_BIe0w
>For Phone calls exclusively (The chorus)
>being THIS gay
Ara ara LG. Works wonder and it makes me hipster enough around my co-workers.
Steel Samurai Ringtone
I've gone through about four phones in the past 5 or 6 years and I've always made sure to set it to this
Usually one of these two.
I still have my Nokia 3310
I don't have one
>tfw I'm Light Yagami.
S-stop it Applebro! You're making us look bad!