The Jesus arc sucks, I mean come on, it doesn't have any of the gore, sex, or intrigue of Samson, Jericho and David arcs. It's just about some hippie walking around and preaching about shit no one cares about. The only good thing is when he's finally tortured and crucified.
The Revelations arc looks promising though
I fapped to Mary's panic when she got impregnated by absolutely nothing.
I hate how everyone is a fucking secondary who keep citing random episodes of this shit just to seem cool but they never actually watched the whole thing.
>expecting desert namek to be good
>Not enjoying SoL cute jews doing cute things
Jesus Christ, the desert arc is taking forever.
Please tell me he fucks Mary Magdalene by the end.
Moses arc is best arc. All of those twists and awesome fights
Magdalene a best
He's probably too dense to even realize she likes him.
She's a slut, she doesn't deserve to win the Jesusbowl.
Nope, Jesus dies a virgin
Samson arc > *
God is worst girl
>not literal 2deep4u pretentious shit
>reading religious books
>not enjoying the yaoi harem arc
Fucking backstabbing asshole,Judas is the worst apostles
The proper term is "whore" anon
>This is pretty fun so far
Look at this pleb.
Samson was a retard though who let himself get manipulated by a cunt and get himself killed. Moses kicked ass, took names, and then rode off into the sunset
>liking the Old Testament arcs
2edgy4me. Fuck off back to /v/.
filthy heathen spotted
>not getting the joke
Out of all prophets, who has the biggest harem?
No love for my nigga King Solomon? He practically fucked every woman he came across like a boss
Truly the best show every season. It really keeps true to the source material.
How much longer until the BDs start coming out?
What, you expect us to watch the anime? KyoAni really dropped the ball on it.
The Old Testament is the only thing that was good about the series. Everything else became preachy shit
>implying he had a choice in the matter and wasn't railroaded by retarded divine plans
She is not asking money.
Solomon. Man literally had hundreds of wives
No, he had literally thousands of wives and hundreds of concubines.
When they stop remaking it over and over again, this shit is worse than EVA, how many remakes, alternative versions and director cuts there already is?
>not liking the book of revelations
I heard they made a spin off series for this? Telmud, any one has scans?
>Jesus Christ, the desert arc is taking forever.
Desert arc is great, it shows the weight MC-kun is carrying on his own. Fuck you.
Am I the only one who loved the Joseph arc? Dude puts Light to shame
Spin off including Muhammad's friends when?
Has anyone played the Visual Novel on PSP? You get to choose Solomon's waifu. But I hear the canon ending is the tsundere one.
That's not the New testament.
>The only good thing is when he's finally tortured and crucified.
But in the end he didn't stay dead. Same shit as in KnK.
I can't believe jesus got ressurected.
What a shitty asspull was that!
He has to be the worst gary-stu I've ever seen!
Is the fucking son of god, his mother is a eternally a pure virgin, can walk on water, everybody he meets loves him and follows him and when he dies he just comes back!
They even got a chapter called Moed.
I'm just glad the writing's improved from when it first started. I mean, do you really expect us to believe that Eve is such an idiot (and I guess Adam too) that she would just eat that apple so easily? They had everything going for them already and they blew it! And you'd think God would've given them enough brains to see through the snake's plan. He made them, didn't He? Talk about a plot hole.
I will admit that they did a good job making the snake a real slimy character, though.
>Not liking Abraham arc.
>Not liking psycho Abe trying to kill his son only to be stopped by God himself.
>Jesus arc had the best plot twists. No one saw Judas being the betrayer, my bet was always on that faggot Peter.
I mean it was all power of friendship and I didn't had high hopes, but it became a total deconstruction on the genre friendship and betrayal.
Season 3 never!
>Dies like a little bitch.
>implying jesus is dead in the first place
God did a switchjob in the last second. You just need to pay attention.
No, the canon ending is the harem one, Solomon just has a gigantic boner for Tsunderes. Like the Queen of Sheba, he was practically drooling over her the moment she refused to let him give her the D
And all these fucking fanfictions. Shit fanboys.
boku no google, newfag
was a woman ever useful in the series?
Did anyone read this shitty bible fanfiction called book of mormon?
It's hilariously bad!
Does it even need one? Each season has been nearly 100 episodes if you include canon OVAs.
Boku no Quran
revelation arc is bascially a shitty version of Bleach
it's THAT bad
You've got a few crazies who think Season three is around the corner though
Looks like you infidels need a crusade.
At least KnK had it make sense, Bible was pure ass pull.
Other than fanservice? No, not really.
Just wait until he comes back for the final battle.
Man the revalation arc seems like something anno and shaft came up with shits so convuluted and DEEP
Anyone else hyped for S2?
Apparently it's called "Book of Mormon"
Which bible would you holy?!
Don't make me bomb you.
>The only good thing is when he's finally tortured and crucified.
Spoiler that shit, some of us just started watching.
Fujoshit, pls go.
I liked the Babylonian exile arc the best. Shit got trippy with those dream sequences.
I want some of wincest NTR, man.
God is truly a fucking badass.
>Book of Mormon
More like book of moron, i read the source material, it's shit
Who was here when Sodom and Gomorra happened. That's straight outta nightmare mode. Stupid wife of Lot, bitch had to turn around didn't she?
Also, was it implied that the daughters of Lot drugged him and got it on with daddy?
Mary magdalene best girl!
>it doesn't have any gore or sex
>only good part was when he was tortured and crucified
>implying Jesus didn't become GOAT when he said fuck you to the town, took in the prostitute, and the whole town got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Niggas getting #wreckt left and right in Jesus arc.
Just started watching Muhammad's arc. What should i expect?
Retcon shit produced by a different studio. I'd take the AC gospels over that.
Egyptians got rekt so bad
Book of mormon is deviant art tier fanfic
The guy seriously has a hardon for indian sonic and robot raptor jesus
Faggots you have your own threads, stay there and stop forcing your shit on everyone.
Seriously you are the worst fanbase here.
Judas did nothing wrong.
You've seen that huge Ark episode?
Man, that was intense.
It has its moments. The part where he kicked some money-changer ass in the temple ruled. They really needed more of that.
Muhammad's arc is the Pretty Sammy of the Bible Series.
>Bro as fuck nigga
>Strong as fuck
>Bitch tells him to cut his hair
>He FUCKING DOES IT
Samson is pleb of the highest caliber.
god, the Scientology spinoff is gonna stir up a shitstorm once its released
Really though, it was originally planned for 3 cours! but a lot of testaments got cut because no one bought the BDs I hear
I hope it will be never remade, CGI ark and animals are guaranteed and it will ruin this shit.
Luther's arc was meh tier
>Being this philistine
I shigg diggs.
Samson is a pussy faggot.
It really freaked me out when he killed that fig tree. I was pretty sure it was about to go into GRIMDARK TRAINWRECK territory.
Da Hootch is god.
/a/ is officially dead.
So what subs are best for it? Is Commie any good?
Nigga you slow, that's practically common knowledge now. Even the casuals know about that
This shit is so overhyped. I expected something good, but instead I got an Evangelion ripoff.
>I can't have any fun, /a/ is officially dead
I bet you got mad when Lucifer unleashed his keikakku. Didn't you read the source material?
More importantly, where are the fucken raws?!
Wincest is best cest.
Cain x Abel ship confirmed?
Best arc, seriously was enjoyable, better than the previous ones, better and more complex and varied writing and a relatively good pacing.
S2 never ;_;
Commie didn't want to sub it. I'd go with [KJV} or [ESV].
Fujoshit pls go
Why Jonah is such a beta faggot
No, they skipped it.
Why are doujins way better than the source material
>can walk on water, everybody he meets loves him and follows him and when he dies he just comes back
I'm pretty sure those are prerequisites for being the son of God.
At least he knows when to let people fuck themselves over. Fucking most protagonists like fucking naruto just keep coming back and they never know when to fucking quit. Jesus just came back to say "fuck you" and left, like a bad boy.
They fucken rewrite the script.
His friends are getting a spin-off, the last i heard.
Something about them being leaders and stuff.
Already in the New Testament, and still no overarching plot! This is shit! The pacing is terrible, the humor feels out of place, the characters unlikeable. Horrible writing full of plot holes, at this point I expect the Jesus arc to end in a deus ex machina.
Real niggas watch the [Vulgate] release in 420p hardsubbed.
read the manga, biggest waste of time since Endless Eight
Are there any doujin manga. I could imagine Mary going full NTR on Joseph with Holy Spirit.
But can't find anything, please spoonfeed me with some delicious Holy Bible doujin.
But then she had her drooling when he kept her mouth dry, if you know what I mean.
You guys know that there are people out there who argue that Jesus didn't actually die?
Magdalene best girl.
I liked JewJu's Bizzare adventure but that ending was bullshit though
HOLY FUCK, HE JUST JUMPED INTO THE FUCKING WHALE
Worst fanbase EVER.
>I mean, do you really expect us to believe that Eve is such an idiot
Not that Eve was an idiot, but a disobeying prying cunt. Seriously, fuck her. She caused everything to go downhill.
Eve a shit.
Now you know why.
Which of the Apostles is the most Kawaii?
Magdalene a slut.
Muhammad's arc is not canon.
Oh man, the ship arc was shit, what a waster of time.
Go Watch the Apocrypha OVA's
They have the side stories like what happened to Enoch and the shit that went down in heaven with the angels fucking around with eachother.
You mean the Ark's arc?
What's there to argue it was clear he didn't die.
Bretty gud for a doujin but otherwise nothing spectacular.
Some fans argue that Jesus couldn't be a real human in the context of the story, so he couldn't actually die. God just pulled a switcheroo.
They're actually wrong.
>John the Baptist is dead
I still mad.
>implying Thomas isn't the best
Jesus was Black
when Buddha appears? its taking so long!
Yeah, i hope it doesn't get shit halfway through
Which among them is browses /a/?
YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH JUST GET ON THE FUCKING BOAT YOU ASSHAT.
Judas sure is edgy.
Season 3 spoilers:
Lucifer was the good guy all along, and God was the villain
I mean, the entire book practically hints this.
I don't know, The Divine Comedy & Paradise Lost are pretty good as far as Fan Fics go.
Careful what you wish for, you just might get another Berserk situation.
All the neckbeards, they like moe
Just a reminder that this is the average biblefag.
Call me when you read good stuff like The Five Classics.
yfw Judas wins da Evan Gel Ion
>not watching jewish cartoons
Pauline epistles arc sucks. Can you believe it? Fucking letters men! I came to watch, not read!.
It's like endless eight all over again!
>liking literal whores
What is your problem?
There's already a fair amount of fanfiction about this.
The noah arc (no pun intended) was all a complete asspull, in a shitty attempt to reset the world.
I heard it was due to budget reasons.
>splits the sea into two
Plot armor bullshit, dropped
Oh, not YOU again. We've been over this before, but you Lucifags always start whining "JewsxLucy OTP!" The Jews got the True End, not the Orgy End.
Job done nothing wrong, God a worst
You're confusing her with the girl from an earlier chapter.
Isn't all of Season 2 technically a fanfiction too?
>I only read sophisticated and mature poetic texts because I am sophisticated and mature myself.
>Not dropped in the plagues
Stop being dumbass.
It's fucking THIS GUY's fault.
It's got some of the most beautiful dialogue in the whole series, though.
The fuck is up with those guys and shit flinging?
>being a jew
I dropped it when they subbed "Take this and eat it, for this is my body" as "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub".
THIS >>101032868 is proof God is the villain.
Lucifer did nothing wrong!!
>Jesus dies at the end
Fine, whatever. Shit ending.
>Jesus comes back from the dead
When will people learn that this kills the whole damn purpose of killing someone off? Yes I'm mad.
Man the Abraham arc had me raging so hard. That cunt wife of his just dismisses that poor woman out into the dessert alone with her son. And to top it all off, he gets rewarded for it
Ruth is my waifu.
I liked [Luther]'s take on it.
Jezebel is best girl.
Why is Judas so edgy?
You idiots all fail to see that Lucifer was working for God all along.
This thread is a prime example of why I still come to this website
>mfw nigga starts to drown
Fucking pussy can't even follow instructions
This guy, man.
I don't even want to start.
>Your favorite anime will never be so popular that people made a real life out of it
I normally dislike abridged series, but this one was pretty cool.
Jesus should get /fit/, he can't even carry a cross by himself.
I wish he was better lamented in the story
Jeremiah a shit, he's a lazy faggot.
I always download [Qur'an].
720p, softsubs, anything you want.
>mfw Narutofags got their wish
>throws a party for his buddies
>thousands of years later people still talk about it
>not the best version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9R_WtEzbxM
Why do fags think Dante's Inferno is canon?
Yeah, they really made God be a dick in the earlier arcs. Seriously, what was up with Him telling Abraham to kill his son? Just some sort of test of loyalty and faith? If I was Abraham, I'd have just told him to piss off and go join Lucifer's side.
>Nurutu sand ninjas
Because it is fag.
7th circle best circle.
People believe anything with a moe factor.
Oh god my sides when in yellow subs
>TL note: amen means rub a dub dub thanks for the grub
Commie not even once
It's been OVER 2014 YEARS NOW. YOU'VE HAD TIME TO GET OVER THIS.
I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. You know what? See you in 2014 years.
Fancfiction is fanfiction even if is older than your ass.
No a real plot, only moeshit.
FUCKING DAIZ!! WHERE IS THE FUCKING BD RELEASE?!
Character developement, if MC was awesome from the start it would be a boring story. He has to learn and grow
Wait a minute...
Reminds me, what happens to Abraham's son again? All i remember was God switched him with a random goat.
Ha Jacob, the poor idiot works for Labaan for years and he only gets to date Labaan's older and uglier daughter Rachel
This is bait.
Fight me goyim
It more like forced drama.
It's all right, it's just the fanbase that sucks. But it's worth checking it out.
Holy shit, I just noticed that God was watching Jesus all along!
The fuck you talking about? He goes from mass murder, to "Forgiving humanity by sacrificing himself, to himself"
Nigga still retarded.
I wonder if he's the first Tsundere...
>his mother is a eternally a pure virgin
His mother ain't an eternally pure virgin, you haven't read the LN very well, now, /a/non-kun.
Matthew 12:46 While he yet talked to the people, behold, [his] mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him.
>everybody he meets loves him and follows him
Nope, you're wrong here as well.
John 6:66 From that [time] many of his disciples went back, and walked no more with him.
Matthew 21:46 But when they sought to lay hands on him, they feared the multitude, because they took him for a prophet.
Luke 13:23 And they were instant with loud voices, requiring that he might be crucified. And the voices of them and of the chief priests prevailed.
finally bought daki of my husbando. it's nice to be able to cuddle with him every day.
The younger one was for Labaan himself.
>Almost naked in public
>Tfw not aesthetic
Issac But Abra ham had another son named Ismael as well. Issac was the bigger wus of the two and Ishmael went on to be an awesome as conqueror
So this is ranked #1 on MyScriptureList but it looks pretty old. Is there any chance I could get into it now or is this one of those nostalgiafag series you had to grow up with?
Also, should I watch it in chronological order or sermon order?
Matthew is the broest of bro's
Not even your quints will save you from this faggotry.
>It's not like I created because I like you or anything, baka.
As there isn't a slowpoke slow enough, I'll write your post number down and reply in 2014 years.
LEVIA-TAN BEST GIRL!
OTHER GIRLS, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!
You're waifu a shit
>not liking Ultra Jesus and the Seraphim
But Azmodan best girl.
Fuck you. He's like writing all the time!
Mark is the true bro.
Chronologis is the only way to do it.
Be careful, it's been on hiatus since forever.
They forgot to give jesus a bulge and I don't have any image editting software here, someone please fix this
Quran order best order.
It's not canon.
Hell, it's whole different series the writer was leeching off other peoples names.
Best part was when Moses powered up and drowned an entire fucking army!
>vilifying best girl
I just read psalms i felt idolmaster and lovelive did a better job
>Buy our Blu-rays!
Oh god, did they just throw him into a fucking well?
But I want to be alive to read it.
I recognize that faith
It's just shameless pandering. Reaily the worst fanbase.
Moses a badass.
Well fuck me! this guy has been the antagonist for most of the arcs and I really though this was going to be his time to shine you know? Finally revealing his masterplan and all but it turns out to be a good guy just trying to feed the dumb motherfucker starving in the desert, he's taking care of him I'm calling it, Baka-Lucifer
It was bullshit. The writer was just lazy and copied Accelerator power.
Yeah, giving them sexual organs sure is vilifying. It's not about having them, it's about how you use them
>Should I watch X in chronological, or any other order?
The answer is chronological for every X.
Also you can easily get into this even if you start now. The fanbase is extremely atrocious but helpful at the same time. They will be overjoyed to provide you with source material as well as interpretations of any kind.
Its threads like this that remind me why i still come here.
They were trying to wish him well.
Go listen to Song of Solomon Character songs.
It's much better than that shit.
Seriously? Are you 12? That was a retarded asspull and the exact moment I dropped this piece of shit. Maybe you should go back to watching Kill la Kill.
Jesus is practically gay, I mean he surrounded himself around nothing but other dudes
Lucifer is just tsundere for God. In the sequel, they will go on a date, mark my workds.
NO FUN ALLOWED
Mods are Romans. Fucking Mootus Augustus.
The Bible is a gateway religious text of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive moralfaggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The divine characters all trying their hardest to look holy, the parables, the peculiar, retarded psalms, the whole faggotry and everything about the Biblical world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on salvation, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
The Bible basically THE series to attract the most hated fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no the Bible threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
MODS ARE SATAN-WORSHIPPERS. IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED, GUYS.
Fucking heretics, how dare they try to take over our Christian image board.