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The Jesus arc sucks, I mean come on, it doesn't have any of the gore, sex, or intrigue of Samson, Jericho and David arcs. It's just about some hippie walking around and preaching about shit no one cares about. The only good thing is when he's finally tortured and crucified.

The Revelations arc looks promising though
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I fapped to Mary's panic when she got impregnated by absolutely nothing.
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I hate how everyone is a fucking secondary who keep citing random episodes of this shit just to seem cool but they never actually watched the whole thing.
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>expecting desert namek to be good
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>2014
>Not enjoying SoL cute jews doing cute things
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Jesus Christ, the desert arc is taking forever.

Please tell me he fucks Mary Magdalene by the end.
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Moses arc is best arc. All of those twists and awesome fights
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>>101031132
Magdalene a best
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>>101031259
He's probably too dense to even realize she likes him.
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>>101031259
She's a slut, she doesn't deserve to win the Jesusbowl.
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>>101031259
Nope, Jesus dies a virgin
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>>101031270
Samson arc > *
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God is worst girl
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>>101031132
>revelations
>not literal 2deep4u pretentious shit
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>reading religious books
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>not enjoying the yaoi harem arc
Fag.
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Fucking backstabbing asshole,Judas is the worst apostles
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>>101031304
The proper term is "whore" anon
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>David arc
>This is pretty fun so far
>Suddenly NTR
why
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>>101031331
Look at this pleb.
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>>101031308
Samson was a retard though who let himself get manipulated by a cunt and get himself killed. Moses kicked ass, took names, and then rode off into the sunset
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>liking the Old Testament arcs
2edgy4me. Fuck off back to /v/.
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>>101031331
filthy heathen spotted
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>>101031331
>not getting the joke
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Out of all prophets, who has the biggest harem?
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No love for my nigga King Solomon? He practically fucked every woman he came across like a boss
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Truly the best show every season. It really keeps true to the source material.

How much longer until the BDs start coming out?
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>>101031331
What, you expect us to watch the anime? KyoAni really dropped the ball on it.
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>>101031437
The Old Testament is the only thing that was good about the series. Everything else became preachy shit
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>>101031356
>implying he had a choice in the matter and wasn't railroaded by retarded divine plans
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>>101031366
She is not asking money.
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>>101031484
Solomon. Man literally had hundreds of wives
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>>101031490
mah ningga!
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>>101031569
No, he had literally thousands of wives and hundreds of concubines.
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>>101031514
When they stop remaking it over and over again, this shit is worse than EVA, how many remakes, alternative versions and director cuts there already is?
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>>101031526
>not liking the book of revelations
How?
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>>101031484
Muhammad
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I heard they made a spin off series for this? Telmud, any one has scans?
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>>101031259
>Jesus Christ, the desert arc is taking forever.

Desert arc is great, it shows the weight MC-kun is carrying on his own. Fuck you.
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Am I the only one who loved the Joseph arc? Dude puts Light to shame
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>>101031658
Spin off including Muhammad's friends when?
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>>101031569
Has anyone played the Visual Novel on PSP? You get to choose Solomon's waifu. But I hear the canon ending is the tsundere one.
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>>101031437
>Edgy
That's not the New testament.
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>>101031132
>The only good thing is when he's finally tortured and crucified.
But in the end he didn't stay dead. Same shit as in KnK.
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I can't believe jesus got ressurected.
What a shitty asspull was that!
He has to be the worst gary-stu I've ever seen!
Is the fucking son of god, his mother is a eternally a pure virgin, can walk on water, everybody he meets loves him and follows him and when he dies he just comes back!
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>>101031709
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>>101031767
Kira rip-off.
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>>101031679
They even got a chapter called Moed.
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>Job
I
I just-
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I'm just glad the writing's improved from when it first started. I mean, do you really expect us to believe that Eve is such an idiot (and I guess Adam too) that she would just eat that apple so easily? They had everything going for them already and they blew it! And you'd think God would've given them enough brains to see through the snake's plan. He made them, didn't He? Talk about a plot hole.

I will admit that they did a good job making the snake a real slimy character, though.
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>Not liking Abraham arc.
>Not liking psycho Abe trying to kill his son only to be stopped by God himself.

>Jesus arc had the best plot twists. No one saw Judas being the betrayer, my bet was always on that faggot Peter.

I mean it was all power of friendship and I didn't had high hopes, but it became a total deconstruction on the genre friendship and betrayal.
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Season 3 never!
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>>101031767
>Gary stu
>Dies like a little bitch.
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>>101031767
>implying jesus is dead in the first place
God did a switchjob in the last second. You just need to pay attention.
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>>101031732
No, the canon ending is the harem one, Solomon just has a gigantic boner for Tsunderes. Like the Queen of Sheba, he was practically drooling over her the moment she refused to let him give her the D
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>>101031132
source?
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>>101031626
And all these fucking fanfictions. Shit fanboys.
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>>101031867
boku no google, newfag
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>>101031837
was a woman ever useful in the series?
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Did anyone read this shitty bible fanfiction called book of mormon?
It's hilariously bad!
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>>101031855
Does it even need one? Each season has been nearly 100 episodes if you include canon OVAs.
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>>101031867
Boku no Quran
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revelation arc is bascially a shitty version of Bleach

it's THAT bad
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>>101031855
You've got a few crazies who think Season three is around the corner though
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>>101031718
>>101031658
>Muhammad
>prophet
Looks like you infidels need a crusade.
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>>101031745
At least KnK had it make sense, Bible was pure ass pull.
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>>101031898
Other than fanservice? No, not really.
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>>101031858
Just wait until he comes back for the final battle.
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Man the revalation arc seems like something anno and shaft came up with shits so convuluted and DEEP
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Anyone else hyped for S2?
Apparently it's called "Book of Mormon"
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Doujins when?
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Quick!
Which bible would you holy?!
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>>101031923
Don't make me bomb you.
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>>101031132
>The only good thing is when he's finally tortured and crucified.

Spoiler that shit, some of us just started watching.
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>>101031954
Fujoshit, pls go.
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I liked the Babylonian exile arc the best. Shit got trippy with those dream sequences.
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>>101031992
>Implying
I want some of wincest NTR, man.
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>Those plagues
God is truly a fucking badass.
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>>101031948
>Book of Mormon
More like book of moron, i read the source material, it's shit
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Who was here when Sodom and Gomorra happened. That's straight outta nightmare mode. Stupid wife of Lot, bitch had to turn around didn't she?

Also, was it implied that the daughters of Lot drugged him and got it on with daddy?
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Mary magdalene best girl!
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>>101031132
>it doesn't have any gore or sex
>only good part was when he was tortured and crucified
>I-like-mature-stories-for-mature-readers-such-as-myself.jpg
>implying Jesus didn't become GOAT when he said fuck you to the town, took in the prostitute, and the whole town got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Niggas getting #wreckt left and right in Jesus arc.
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Just started watching Muhammad's arc. What should i expect?
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>>101031948
Retcon shit produced by a different studio. I'd take the AC gospels over that.
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>>101032022
Egyptians got rekt so bad
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>>101032024
Book of mormon is deviant art tier fanfic

The guy seriously has a hardon for indian sonic and robot raptor jesus
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>>101031974
Faggots you have your own threads, stay there and stop forcing your shit on everyone.
Seriously you are the worst fanbase here.
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>>101031356
Judas did nothing wrong.
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>>101032022
You've seen that huge Ark episode?
Man, that was intense.
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>>101031132
It has its moments. The part where he kicked some money-changer ass in the temple ruled. They really needed more of that.
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>>101032069
Muhammad's arc is the Pretty Sammy of the Bible Series.
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>>101031308
>Samson
>Bro as fuck nigga
>Strong as fuck
>Bitch tells him to cut his hair
>He FUCKING DOES IT

Samson is pleb of the highest caliber.
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god, the Scientology spinoff is gonna stir up a shitstorm once its released
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>>101031916
Really though, it was originally planned for 3 cours! but a lot of testaments got cut because no one bought the BDs I hear
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>>101031954
http://exhentai.org/s/a8077a941d/403356-5
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>>101032112
I hope it will be never remade, CGI ark and animals are guaranteed and it will ruin this shit.
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>>101031341
Luther's arc was meh tier
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>>101031331
>Being this philistine

I shigg diggs.
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>>101031308
Samson is a pussy faggot.
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>>101032118
It really freaked me out when he killed that fig tree. I was pretty sure it was about to go into GRIMDARK TRAINWRECK territory.
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>>101032152
Da Hootch is god.
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/a/ is officially dead.
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>>101031132
So what subs are best for it? Is Commie any good?
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>>101031989
Nigga you slow, that's practically common knowledge now. Even the casuals know about that
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This shit is so overhyped. I expected something good, but instead I got an Evangelion ripoff.
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>>101032152
>Dat jesus
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>>101032214
>I can't have any fun, /a/ is officially dead
I bet you got mad when Lucifer unleashed his keikakku. Didn't you read the source material?
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>>101032225
More importantly, where are the fucken raws?!
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>>101032050
Wincest is best cest.
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Cain x Abel ship confirmed?
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>>101032069
Best arc, seriously was enjoyable, better than the previous ones, better and more complex and varied writing and a relatively good pacing.

S2 never ;_;
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>>101032225
>Commie
Commie didn't want to sub it. I'd go with [KJV} or [ESV].
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>>101032283
Fujoshit pls go
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Why Jonah is such a beta faggot
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>>101032283
No, they skipped it.
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>>101032152
Why are doujins way better than the source material
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>>101031767
>can walk on water, everybody he meets loves him and follows him and when he dies he just comes back
I'm pretty sure those are prerequisites for being the son of God.

At least he knows when to let people fuck themselves over. Fucking most protagonists like fucking naruto just keep coming back and they never know when to fucking quit. Jesus just came back to say "fuck you" and left, like a bad boy.
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>>101032225
>Commie
>subs
They fucken rewrite the script.
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>>101032296
His friends are getting a spin-off, the last i heard.
Something about them being leaders and stuff.
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>>101031132
Already in the New Testament, and still no overarching plot! This is shit! The pacing is terrible, the humor feels out of place, the characters unlikeable. Horrible writing full of plot holes, at this point I expect the Jesus arc to end in a deus ex machina.
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>>101032302
Real niggas watch the [Vulgate] release in 420p hardsubbed.
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>>101032140
read the manga, biggest waste of time since Endless Eight
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>>101031132
Are there any doujin manga. I could imagine Mary going full NTR on Joseph with Holy Spirit.

But can't find anything, please spoonfeed me with some delicious Holy Bible doujin.
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>>101031866
But then she had her drooling when he kept her mouth dry, if you know what I mean.
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You guys know that there are people out there who argue that Jesus didn't actually die?
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Magdalene best girl.
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I liked JewJu's Bizzare adventure but that ending was bullshit though
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HOLY FUCK, HE JUST JUMPED INTO THE FUCKING WHALE
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>>101032069
Worst fanbase EVER.
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>>101031837
>I mean, do you really expect us to believe that Eve is such an idiot
Not that Eve was an idiot, but a disobeying prying cunt. Seriously, fuck her. She caused everything to go downhill.

Eve a shit.
Eva shit.
Now you know why.
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Which of the Apostles is the most Kawaii?
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>>101032405
Magdalene a slut.
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>>101032069
Muhammad's arc is not canon.
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>>101032417
Oh man, the ship arc was shit, what a waster of time.
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>>101032405
Mah egyptian!
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>>101031916
>>101031855
>>101031903

Go Watch the Apocrypha OVA's
They have the side stories like what happened to Enoch and the shit that went down in heaven with the angels fucking around with eachother.
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>>101032443
Canonically, John.
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>>101032456
You mean the Ark's arc?

BOOOOOOOOM.
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>>101032404
Seriously?
What's there to argue it was clear he didn't die.
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>>101032069
Bretty gud for a doujin but otherwise nothing spectacular.
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>>101032515
Some fans argue that Jesus couldn't be a real human in the context of the story, so he couldn't actually die. God just pulled a switcheroo.

They're actually wrong.
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>John the Baptist is dead
I still mad.
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>>101032489
>implying Thomas isn't the best
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Jesus was Black
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when Buddha appears? its taking so long!
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>>101032366
Yeah, i hope it doesn't get shit halfway through
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Which among them is browses /a/?
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YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH JUST GET ON THE FUCKING BOAT YOU ASSHAT.
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>>101032623
Judas sure is edgy.
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Season 3 spoilers:
Lucifer was the good guy all along, and God was the villain
I mean, the entire book practically hints this.
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>>101031896
I don't know, The Divine Comedy & Paradise Lost are pretty good as far as Fan Fics go.
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>>101032649
Careful what you wish for, you just might get another Berserk situation.
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>>101032623
All the neckbeards, they like moe
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>>101032069
fanfiction bullshit
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>muh saving
Just a reminder that this is the average biblefag.

Call me when you read good stuff like The Five Classics.
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>>101032670
Fanwank
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>>101032590
yfw Judas wins da Evan Gel Ion
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>>101032703
>2014
>not watching jewish cartoons
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Nice boat.
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>>101032738
Fucking Anno.
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Pauline epistles arc sucks. Can you believe it? Fucking letters men! I came to watch, not read!.
It's like endless eight all over again!
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>>101032405
>liking literal whores

What is your problem?
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>>101032670
There's already a fair amount of fanfiction about this.
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>>101032765
The noah arc (no pun intended) was all a complete asspull, in a shitty attempt to reset the world.
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>>101032786
I heard it was due to budget reasons.
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>splits the sea into two

Plot armor bullshit, dropped
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>>101032670
Oh, not YOU again. We've been over this before, but you Lucifags always start whining "JewsxLucy OTP!" The Jews got the True End, not the Orgy End.
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Job done nothing wrong, God a worst
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>>101032806
You're confusing her with the girl from an earlier chapter.
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>>101032815
Isn't all of Season 2 technically a fanfiction too?
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>>101032868
This.
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>>101032703
>I only read sophisticated and mature poetic texts because I am sophisticated and mature myself.
Fuck off.
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>>101032738
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>>101032842
>Not dropped in the plagues
Stop being dumbass.
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>>101032825
It's fucking THIS GUY's fault.
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>>101032786
It's got some of the most beautiful dialogue in the whole series, though.
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The fuck is up with those guys and shit flinging?
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>>101032888
>being a jew
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>>101032225
>2014
>watching Commie
I dropped it when they subbed "Take this and eat it, for this is my body" as "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub".
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>>101032852
THIS >>101032868 is proof God is the villain.
Lucifer did nothing wrong!!
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>>101032910
Yamacan't
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>>101031132
>Jesus dies at the end
>Judas won
Fine, whatever. Shit ending.
>Jesus comes back from the dead
When will people learn that this kills the whole damn purpose of killing someone off? Yes I'm mad.
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Man the Abraham arc had me raging so hard. That cunt wife of his just dismisses that poor woman out into the dessert alone with her son. And to top it all off, he gets rewarded for it
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Ruth is my waifu.
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>>101032225

I liked [Luther]'s take on it.
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Jezebel is best girl.
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Why is Judas so edgy?
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>>101032938
You idiots all fail to see that Lucifer was working for God all along.
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This thread is a prime example of why I still come to this website
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>mfw nigga starts to drown
Fucking pussy can't even follow instructions
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This guy, man.
I don't even want to start.
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>Your favorite anime will never be so popular that people made a real life out of it
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I normally dislike abridged series, but this one was pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg
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Jesus should get /fit/, he can't even carry a cross by himself.
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>>101033048
I wish he was better lamented in the story
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>>101033048
Jeremiah a shit, he's a lazy faggot.
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>>101032225
I always download [Qur'an].
720p, softsubs, anything you want.
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>>101033056
>mfw Narutofags got their wish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6JnMu2SsDo
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>throws a party for his buddies
>thousands of years later people still talk about it
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>>101033065
>not the best version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9R_WtEzbxM
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Why do fags think Dante's Inferno is canon?
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>>101032868
Yeah, they really made God be a dick in the earlier arcs. Seriously, what was up with Him telling Abraham to kill his son? Just some sort of test of loyalty and faith? If I was Abraham, I'd have just told him to piss off and go join Lucifer's side.
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>>101033122
>Nurutu sand ninjas
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>>101033147
Because it is fag.
7th circle best circle.
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>>101033147
People believe anything with a moe factor.
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>>101032927
Oh god my sides when in yellow subs

>TL note: amen means rub a dub dub thanks for the grub

Commie not even once
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It's been OVER 2014 YEARS NOW. YOU'VE HAD TIME TO GET OVER THIS.
I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. You know what? See you in 2014 years.
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>>101033147
Because
>Muh Classics!!

Fancfiction is fanfiction even if is older than your ass.
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>>101033147
No a real plot, only moeshit.
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FUCKING DAIZ!! WHERE IS THE FUCKING BD RELEASE?!
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>>101033154
Character developement, if MC was awesome from the start it would be a boring story. He has to learn and grow
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>>101032623

>Thaddaeus

Wait a minute...
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>>101033154
Reminds me, what happens to Abraham's son again? All i remember was God switched him with a random goat.
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Ha Jacob, the poor idiot works for Labaan for years and he only gets to date Labaan's older and uglier daughter Rachel
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>>101033109
>[Qur'an]
This is bait.
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>>101033244
Fight me goyim
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>>101033255
It more like forced drama.
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>>101031132
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>>101033282
It's all right, it's just the fanbase that sucks. But it's worth checking it out.
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Holy shit, I just noticed that God was watching Jesus all along!
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>>101033255
The fuck you talking about? He goes from mass murder, to "Forgiving humanity by sacrificing himself, to himself"
Nigga still retarded.

I wonder if he's the first Tsundere...
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>>101031767
>his mother is a eternally a pure virgin
His mother ain't an eternally pure virgin, you haven't read the LN very well, now, /a/non-kun.
Matthew 12:46 While he yet talked to the people, behold, [his] mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him.

>everybody he meets loves him and follows him
Nope, you're wrong here as well.
John 6:66 From that [time] many of his disciples went back, and walked no more with him.
Matthew 21:46 But when they sought to lay hands on him, they feared the multitude, because they took him for a prophet.
Luke 13:23 And they were instant with loud voices, requiring that he might be crucified. And the voices of them and of the chief priests prevailed.
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finally bought daki of my husbando. it's nice to be able to cuddle with him every day.
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>>101033273
The younger one was for Labaan himself.
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>>101033077
>On cross
>Dying
>Almost naked in public
>Tfw not aesthetic
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>>101033267
Issac But Abra ham had another son named Ismael as well. Issac was the bigger wus of the two and Ishmael went on to be an awesome as conqueror
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So this is ranked #1 on MyScriptureList but it looks pretty old. Is there any chance I could get into it now or is this one of those nostalgiafag series you had to grow up with?

Also, should I watch it in chronological order or sermon order?
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>>101032623
Matthew is the broest of bro's
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>>101033333
Not even your quints will save you from this faggotry.
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>>101033334
>It's not like I created because I like you or anything, baka.
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>>101033333
As there isn't a slowpoke slow enough, I'll write your post number down and reply in 2014 years.
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LEVIA-TAN BEST GIRL!
OTHER GIRLS, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!
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>>101033344
You're waifu a shit
>>101033355
Oh god
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>>101033344
Daimakura when?
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>>101031915
>not liking Ultra Jesus and the Seraphim
Get out.
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>>101033388
But Azmodan best girl.
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>>101033368
Fuck you. He's like writing all the time!
Mark is the true bro.
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>>101033355
Chronologis is the only way to do it.
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>>101033355
Be careful, it's been on hiatus since forever.
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>>101033355
>2014
>MSL
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>>101033133
They forgot to give jesus a bulge and I don't have any image editting software here, someone please fix this
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>>101033355
Quran order best order.
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>>101033331
It's not canon.
Hell, it's whole different series the writer was leeching off other peoples names.
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Best part was when Moses powered up and drowned an entire fucking army!
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>>101033478
>vilifying best girl
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I just read psalms i felt idolmaster and lovelive did a better job
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>>101033501
This.
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>>101033478
>Buy our Blu-rays!
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Oh god, did they just throw him into a fucking well?
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>>101031331
*tips fedora*
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>>101033479
But I want to be alive to read it.
>>101033478
I recognize that faith
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>>101033487
This.
It's just shameless pandering. Reaily the worst fanbase.
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>>101033501
Moses a badass.
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Well fuck me! this guy has been the antagonist for most of the arcs and I really though this was going to be his time to shine you know? Finally revealing his masterplan and all but it turns out to be a good guy just trying to feed the dumb motherfucker starving in the desert, he's taking care of him I'm calling it, Baka-Lucifer
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>>101033501
It was bullshit. The writer was just lazy and copied Accelerator power.
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>>101033511
>vilifying
Yeah, giving them sexual organs sure is vilifying. It's not about having them, it's about how you use them
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>>101033355
>Should I watch X in chronological, or any other order?
The answer is chronological for every X.

Also you can easily get into this even if you start now. The fanbase is extremely atrocious but helpful at the same time. They will be overjoyed to provide you with source material as well as interpretations of any kind.
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Its threads like this that remind me why i still come here.
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>>101033547
They were trying to wish him well.
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>>101033520
Go listen to Song of Solomon Character songs.
It's much better than that shit.
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>>101033501
Seriously? Are you 12? That was a retarded asspull and the exact moment I dropped this piece of shit. Maybe you should go back to watching Kill la Kill.
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>>101031259
Jesus is practically gay, I mean he surrounded himself around nothing but other dudes
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>>101033581
Lucifer is just tsundere for God. In the sequel, they will go on a date, mark my workds.
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>>101033638
Anon, I..
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NO FUN ALLOWED
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Mods are Romans. Fucking Mootus Augustus.
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The Bible is a gateway religious text of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive moralfaggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The divine characters all trying their hardest to look holy, the parables, the peculiar, retarded psalms, the whole faggotry and everything about the Biblical world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on salvation, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

The Bible basically THE series to attract the most hated fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no the Bible threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
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MODS ARE SATAN-WORSHIPPERS. IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED, GUYS.
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>>101033681,4
Fucking heretics, how dare they try to take over our Christian image board.



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