>you will never be carried by a girl;_;
I'm sure your mom did when you were a baby.
Looking back on my 24 years, I wish she hadn't.
Mindless disgusting flesh robots don't count.
Of course I won't, I'm fat.
I would be terrified by a girl capable to princess carry mine 95kilos I'm 188cm tall
Luckily I'm only 60kg.
I wouldn't mind being caried by a girl.
I wish I could dominate someone strong enough to lift me.
With weak women there's no sense of accomplishment, no fun it's just dull.
Fuck, I just made myself sad.
I want her to sit on my face.
because,i'm tall and fat.
>you will never be carried by a girl;_;
Does it follow by endless physical violation of my body? If so I am in.
It's even worse for me, I'm only 54kg. I want to bulk up but I can't seem to gain weight.
do you eat?
Ask your waifu to get your pregnant, you will gain weight easily.
Do you drink?
But I'm a boy
>But I'm a boy
The Mango was OK
The anime makes me bitter jealous and angry
also, pic related
I was carried in such a fashion and molested by older girls when I was a kid.
Wasn't particularly fun. Kind of demeaning actually.
Joke's on you, I only weigh about 52kg.
Have been princess carried by girlfriend, will be again in the future.
>Average highschool student
I have made that my benchmark along with other keywords which I use to systematically drop Anime. It saves a lot of time and disappointment.
Why did you have to kill this thread?
Girls can lift that much? I always thought they can lift 15kg at best.
You little shit, you got to experience it and don't even like it? Better watch where you step
You have a problem dude.
I am a guy and I have trouble lifting beyond 25kg.
I love these girls. There like the incompetent villains from old cartoons
Well even if women are weaker than males, thye're still humans. I think most healthy people can lift at least 50-60kg. Even I with my skinny ass body can lift that much when I help my father.
sedentary lifestyle (aka working from home) and a proper diet for the few calories you burn each day do that to you
We would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling Witches and the beta-kun.
This is why I don't go to gyms, I don't want to be made fun of.
fuck I'm useless today
Relax, i'm single at the moment, as I have been for over a year.
I'm into taller, fit girls.
you mean like team rocket?
she reminds me of her
Well I did try convincing myself that I liked it at the time, but it didn't really work.
Just fucking kill me now. Why cant I live in 2D world? maybe the afterlife will be just like my chinese cartoons!
>Tfw 60kg but no qt reverse trap to carry me home.
Oh, great. Another reason I can't get a girlfriend.
Being weaker than her and having inferiority complex of my magnitude might be a fatal combination.
I don't feel like I have a problem.
Are you a g-g-g-ghost?
>maybe the afterlife will be just like my chinese cartoons!
Like how they both aren't real?
I can carry you anon-kun(I can dress like a trap)
>end up in hell
>forced to watch your waifu get raped repeatedly and killed a few feet away
>can't stop the rapes because you're still in the 3rd dimension and can't interact with her.
>Being weaker than her
Why does it matter?
If you're going out with her, then she obviously doesn't care, so why should you?
Can we trap together?
I just want to smash my face between her breasts for hours on end.
Is it so much to ask ;__;
Sadly for you I'm not, but stray souls are tasty.
back to /v/. We all know they love traps
Speak for yourself OP
I'm 163cm tall and 52kg a big girl could carry me.
Because inferiority complex. I can't stand being surrounded by people better than me at something, that gives me panic attacks. That's the part of the reason why I'm such a NEET.
who doesn't love traps anon?
It's actually easy to lift a human due to the whole gravity center thingy. Lifting a 60kg dumbell is much, much harder than a 60kg girl.
Are you that demon from a few nights ago who got anons to say their waifu's name three times in a dark closet?
It helps knowing everyone is better than you at everything
I don't I just want to be one.
I've been to a gym and I bench pressed fucking 20kg. Trust me, no one cares. Or they were laughing behind my back, anyways, I never saw or knew about it, so who gives a damn
No that was just some fag from /x/ trying to be edgy.
Girls are fun to carry anyway. But I just want you to know, our penis is a hardworking organ. It defies gravity and extreme cold by depriving your brain of blood just so you can rub one out.
It can't be helped.
Those feet are way too big. If the heels weren't on it'd be like she'd have huge paddles to flop about on at the end of her stick legs.
I agree. No matter what a trap looks like, knowing that they have/had a penis disgusts me.
I want /u/ to leave.
I, for one, am quite the fan of TrapxSultry-Older-Woman /ss/
And then self-insert as the MILF molesting the trap
Penises are gross anon.
Doujins of that please?
>vaginas are gross anon
I know exactly how I should feel about this.
Flesh is always gross. Metal is the future.
>tfw no qt 3.14 steel robo-waifu.
Metal is too cold and sturdy.
>not wanting superior heated ceramic
Maybe in 3D, but not in 2D perfection.
nah still gross
>not water-based slime
Do you even slimegirls?
slime is cold anon
You're cruisin' for a bruisin' buddy.
CLANG CLANG CLANG
>not wanting your dick to be ground between cold gear teeth
You chancin' for a prancin'?
There is nothing good about penises. They are disgusting.
I have one, and I don't even like it.
That's because you're a self-hating faggot.
I don't hate my penis. I just see it for what it really is.
Let's be objective here, genitals in general are gross.
Unless they belong to slimegirls/boys.
I bet you wish you were a woman or something.
He's right though. And how does not liking dicks make you a self-hating faggot?
Step up anon.
No, you don't.
Penises are love emitters.
No. I'm attracted to women, I don't want to be a woman.
My penis is simply an unsightly tool used to accomplish various tasks.
Let's be objective here, piles of meat in general are gross.
Don't worry, you can use Nvidia parts.
Do you want him to burn his dick off?
>I was carried in such a fashion and molested by older girls when I was a kid.
also, vaguely related... tall, toned artificial body
I'm tall and sturdily built. I'm terrified to imagine the kind of girl that would be physically capable of carrying me.
Dat scene where they flew through town on her broom ;_;