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>you will never be carried by a girl;_;
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I'm sure your mom did when you were a baby.
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>>101029149
Looking back on my 24 years, I wish she hadn't.
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>>101029149
Mindless disgusting flesh robots don't count.
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Of course I won't, I'm fat.
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>>101029061
I would be terrified by a girl capable to princess carry mine 95kilos I'm 188cm tall
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Luckily I'm only 60kg.

I wouldn't mind being caried by a girl.
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>>101029732

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3i9XWHr9_k

She could.
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I wish I could dominate someone strong enough to lift me.
With weak women there's no sense of accomplishment, no fun it's just dull.

Fuck, I just made myself sad.
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>>101029792
I want her to sit on my face.
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>>101029778
You manlet.
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>>101030598
I'm 186cm.
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of course,
because,i'm tall and fat.
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>>101029061
>you will never be carried by a girl;_;

Does it follow by endless physical violation of my body? If so I am in.
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>>101030654
You skeleton.
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>>101029778
It's even worse for me, I'm only 54kg. I want to bulk up but I can't seem to gain weight.
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>>101030983
do you eat?
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>>101031014
Constantly.
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>>101030983
Ask your waifu to get your pregnant, you will gain weight easily.
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>>101031040
Do you drink?
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>>101031059
But I'm a boy

>>101031095
Yes
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>>101031150
>But I'm a boy

and?
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The Mango was OK

The anime makes me bitter jealous and angry

also, pic related
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I was carried in such a fashion and molested by older girls when I was a kid.

Wasn't particularly fun. Kind of demeaning actually.
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Sub's when?
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>>101029061

Joke's on you, I only weigh about 52kg.

Have been princess carried by girlfriend, will be again in the future.

Feels good.
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>>101031230
>Average highschool student

I have made that my benchmark along with other keywords which I use to systematically drop Anime. It saves a lot of time and disappointment.
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>>101031281
>by girlfriend

Why did you have to kill this thread?
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>>101031281
Girls can lift that much? I always thought they can lift 15kg at best.
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>>101031239
You little shit, you got to experience it and don't even like it? Better watch where you step
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>>101029778
>>101030654
You have a problem dude.
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>>101031352
I am a guy and I have trouble lifting beyond 25kg.
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I love these girls. There like the incompetent villains from old cartoons
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>>101031352
Well even if women are weaker than males, thye're still humans. I think most healthy people can lift at least 50-60kg. Even I with my skinny ass body can lift that much when I help my father.
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>>101031370
sedentary lifestyle (aka working from home) and a proper diet for the few calories you burn each day do that to you
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>>101031399
We would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling Witches and the beta-kun.
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>>101031380
This is why I don't go to gyms, I don't want to be made fun of.
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>>101031399
>There
fuck I'm useless today
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>>101031344
Relax, i'm single at the moment, as I have been for over a year.

>>101031352
I'm into taller, fit girls.
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>>101031399
you mean like team rocket?

>>101029061
she reminds me of her
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>>101031361
Well I did try convincing myself that I liked it at the time, but it didn't really work.
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Just fucking kill me now. Why cant I live in 2D world? maybe the afterlife will be just like my chinese cartoons!
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>>101029778
>Tfw 60kg but no qt reverse trap to carry me home.
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>>101031409
Oh, great. Another reason I can't get a girlfriend.
Being weaker than her and having inferiority complex of my magnitude might be a fatal combination.
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>>101031525
It isn't
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>>101031370
Why?
I don't feel like I have a problem.
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>>101031559
Are you a g-g-g-ghost?
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>>101031525
>maybe the afterlife will be just like my chinese cartoons!

Like how they both aren't real?
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>>101031547
I can carry you anon-kun(I can dress like a trap)
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>>101031525
>end up in hell
>forced to watch your waifu get raped repeatedly and killed a few feet away
>can't stop the rapes because you're still in the 3rd dimension and can't interact with her.
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>>101031552
>Being weaker than her

Why does it matter?

If you're going out with her, then she obviously doesn't care, so why should you?
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>>101031603
Can we trap together?
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>>101031603
slut
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I just want to smash my face between her breasts for hours on end.

Is it so much to ask ;__;
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>>101031591
Sadly for you I'm not, but stray souls are tasty.
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>>101031547
>>101031603
>>101031643
back to /v/. We all know they love traps
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>>101029061
Speak for yourself OP
I'm 163cm tall and 52kg a big girl could carry me.
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>>101031632
Because inferiority complex. I can't stand being surrounded by people better than me at something, that gives me panic attacks. That's the part of the reason why I'm such a NEET.
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>>101031547
>reverse trap
Good tastes.
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>>101031689
who doesn't love traps anon?
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>>101031380
It's actually easy to lift a human due to the whole gravity center thingy. Lifting a 60kg dumbell is much, much harder than a 60kg girl.
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>>101031671
Are you that demon from a few nights ago who got anons to say their waifu's name three times in a dark closet?
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>>101031707
It helps knowing everyone is better than you at everything
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>>101031735
I don't I just want to be one.
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>>101031735
I don't.
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>>101031433
I've been to a gym and I bench pressed fucking 20kg. Trust me, no one cares. Or they were laughing behind my back, anyways, I never saw or knew about it, so who gives a damn
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>>101031763
No that was just some fag from /x/ trying to be edgy.
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>>101031813
you monster
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>>101031754
Girls are fun to carry anyway. But I just want you to know, our penis is a hardworking organ. It defies gravity and extreme cold by depriving your brain of blood just so you can rub one out.
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>>101031839
It can't be helped.
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>>101031467
Those feet are way too big. If the heels weren't on it'd be like she'd have huge paddles to flop about on at the end of her stick legs.
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>>101031987
I agree. No matter what a trap looks like, knowing that they have/had a penis disgusts me.
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>>101032059
I want /u/ to leave.
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>>101032059
I, for one, am quite the fan of TrapxSultry-Older-Woman /ss/
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>>101032209
And then self-insert as the MILF molesting the trap
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>>101032186
Penises are gross anon.
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>>101032298
Doujins of that please?
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>>101032373
>vaginas are gross anon
fixed
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>>101032298
I know exactly how I should feel about this.
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>>101032481
>>101032373
Flesh is always gross. Metal is the future.
>tfw no qt 3.14 steel robo-waifu.
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>>101032647
Metal is too cold and sturdy.
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>>101032647
>not wanting superior heated ceramic
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>>101032481
Maybe in 3D, but not in 2D perfection.
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>>101032872
nah still gross
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>>101032840
>>101032729
>>101032647
>not water-based slime
Do you even slimegirls?
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>>101032922
slime is cold anon
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>>101032904
You're cruisin' for a bruisin' buddy.
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>>101032647
CLANG CLANG CLANG
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>>101032985
?
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>>101033050
>not wanting your dick to be ground between cold gear teeth
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>>101033075
You chancin' for a prancin'?
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>>101032186
There is nothing good about penises. They are disgusting.

I have one, and I don't even like it.
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>>101033380
That's because you're a self-hating faggot.
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>>101033612
>don't like
>hate

I don't hate my penis. I just see it for what it really is.
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>>101033380
>>101032186
Let's be objective here, genitals in general are gross.
Unless they belong to slimegirls/boys.
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>>101033697
I bet you wish you were a woman or something.
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>>101033612
He's right though. And how does not liking dicks make you a self-hating faggot?
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>>101033712
>slime
>not mud

Step up anon.
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>>101033697
No, you don't.
Penises are love emitters.
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>>101033730
No. I'm attracted to women, I don't want to be a woman.

My penis is simply an unsightly tool used to accomplish various tasks.
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>>101033872
>love
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>>101033712
Let's be objective here, piles of meat in general are gross.
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>>101032729
Don't worry, you can use Nvidia parts.
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>>101035134
Do you want him to burn his dick off?
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>>101035134
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Damn technophiles
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>>101031239
>I was carried in such a fashion and molested by older girls when I was a kid.

Details. Now.
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also, vaguely related... tall, toned artificial body
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>>101029061
I'm tall and sturdily built. I'm terrified to imagine the kind of girl that would be physically capable of carrying me.
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>>101029061
Dat scene where they flew through town on her broom ;_;



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