What's the first thing you do with you're waifu when CERN Large Hardon Collider opens a portal to 2D world and you can finally meet her?
Ask her if she's actually human.
Lock her up in my basement so she won't be able to leave.
I'm not worthy.
I would watch her from the shardows, protecting her and making sure everything goes how she wants it.
Begin murdering all the other anons who try to take her from me.
You're the hero waifu deserves, but not the one she needs right now.
i will hug her and tell how i loved her all this long.
You and 100 guys more.
Realize that a couple of thousand other people probably have her as their waifu.
Rape everything until my dick gets papercuts.
Make a shonen tournament and win it to be worthy for my waifu.
Tie her to the nearest flat surface and fuck the pure out of her.
A warm, tender hug.
>one guy goes for the armpit
A true master.
You are all terrible people and unworthy of a waifu.
If you suck in the 3D world, what makes you think you'll be any different in the 2D world?
I already have a plan for that.
The question is if you would be able to do it in the first place.