okay No monstergirl Thread we need to fix that.
also anyone has more of these ?
>Not cancer edition.
We've already become it, might as well embrace it
>Getting married to one guy
>Actually going through the process of marriage when she unfairly used her magic to make him her slave
What the fuck
>he doesn't know succubis are just misunderstood due to their sex addiction
You deluded fool!
better than another moeshit thread
Could two ghost girls make out normally as if they are made of flesh?
Can a ghost possess you and make you masturbate? And would that count as intercourse?
Could a ghost possess your onahole and have their way with you?
What does ectoplasma feel like?
Write a poem about a monstergirl: post results.
Hard mode: write said poem in the style of a famous poet or lyricist
Hopefully less painful than physics related plasma, and less Al Gore than blood derived plasma.
There was a monstergirl from peru
She she dreamed she was eating her shoe
When she woke in a fright
In the dark of the night
She found it was perfectly true
>"Dont worry honey, im not a demonic slut, i just have a sex addiction!"
>and you dont cut it
Was it in the style of... Sylvia Plath?
Remember when you were there?
Don't trust this guy. Succubus are love and life.
>For 10 years you have tracked down the man who killed your lamia waifu
>Only one thing has kept you on his tail. The name he told you: Robert Nejos
>Finally after all these long years, you have found out a place where the bastard has apparently settled down
>While your chase finally ending and being able to serve justice does bring you some satisfaction, you cannot help but to feel empty inside. When this is over, you have nowhere to return to and nothing to live for after all.
>Walking towards the thicket where the man who crushed your world was told to live in, you come across a lonely grave
>You wonder why someone would have their grave here, right in the middle of a field
>Inspecting the headstone, you see the name: Robert Nejos
>First you deny it. This cannot be the man. It must be someone else by the same name. That man could have not died this easily.
>You drop on your knees and despair as you realize the situation. The man you swore revenge against is dead. You no longer have purpose and the vengeance you swore cannot be completed
>As you think about the madness of all this, you see someone approaching from the thicket
>You attempt to regain your composure, standing back up and taking deep breaths
>The people coming towards you are now much closer and you can see that they are a flock of harpies
>The eldest of the harpies approaches you and asks if you knew his husband. This seems to be the family of the man who killed your family.
>You politely ask what happened to her husband
>"He died of influenza two months back" she answers. "We buried him here".
>There is no doubt now. These harpies are the family of Robert Nejos.
What shall you do?
Tell them everything.
Man just lost his only supposed reason to live.
Ain't much else to do nor is there much to lose.
Operation steal the hearts of your late enemy's family and slowly mindrape them into despising his memory, ending with the entire family unanimously desecrating/defiling his grave.
It'll have to be long term.
RIP AND TEAR.
The family of criminals can't be innocent! Destroy the criminal scum.
The purest of monster girls.
This time without still managing to crop the glow.
Nice to see these threads still have good people with quick wits.
Looks like we need to turn that one man grave into a mass grave. . . . .
Watch him turn out to be a doctor who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Laugh and ask her two be your second when you commit honourable sudoku before the grave of your fallen enemy.
>Laugh bitterly at the mind-boggling cruelty of the world when the harpy can't hold a sword.
>Die with a final laugh, and your waifu's name upon your lips, your dagger in your stomach.
Proceed to woo the wife, you'll take away Nejos' family by taking his place. You'll be able to enjoy the fruits of his family while he rots in his grave never knowing the joy of watching his kids grow up and give you hugs, give you attention, and love you more and more than their real father.
And you will learn to love them and maybe one day they might heal your heart.
If they're innocents, they don't deserve to die.
And I'm usually so careful!
Deruella did nothing wrong.
This but with spousal murder after a spiral of insanity and guilt caused by the love of the harpy whilst still mourning the lamia.
We Nick Cave now.
I should probably take away the "waifu" and swap it to just "wife".
Druella a shit, her mom should be ashamed. Also if she wouldn't enjoy it... which she probably would, Hero-dad should give her a good walloping with the flat of his sword.
>I shoo off his family with the threat of my Peacemaker, and set about digging up Nejos' grave.
>I find the sack in the empty coffin and nod to the family before putting my hat back on my head, my Colt in it's holster and turning back towards the desert, tracking my quarry still
>With a few dollars more.
Remember when these were supposed to stick to the weekends?
Last one was so shit we have to make up for it.
Does anyone of you still remember this?
You get what you get.
No, I can't.
You are the reason these threads have become cancer.
Yet, >>101028180 was last posted 1½ months ago, when it was the worst these threads had.
I thought the crab girl was the reason we've become cancer.
I remember a time when threads would pop up on the weekend, there would be a chapter dump, and then, discussion, and if it was still needed, another thread would be made. Now, it seems Monster Girls are becoming popular, which is a good thing, new titles popping up, more artists taking interest, hell, Monster Musume is selling in the top 10 for Manga in the states, for a basic harem plot with a healthy amount of tits, that's pretty damn good.
It's best to just go with the flow, on /a/ threads will always be up, there will always be people now wanting one, to either look at or contribute to. Just accept you are in the dawn of the Monster Girls Age.
Yuuuuuuuup. That lasted all of a week or two.
Im not against the fact that its getting popular and what not. Its the fact that these threads have just become circle jerks of "of my horse waifu is better than all other waifus". There is never anything new to discuss because everything is sapped of all its life in the 15 threads a day bullshit.
Haven't you heard about Brothel for Slaking Intellectual Lusts?
Well here's a discussion then.
How would it feel to pet the girls on the head?
You're right and that was the exact reason there was meant to be a weekday moratorium on the threads; but it seems there's no stopping it.
I guess if OC is continually generated then it's not so bad; it's not like these are the Katawa threads of /a/. Yet.
I'm not even from the order, but god damn does Druella need to die slowly and painfully.
Thats pretty much what they have become though. The only difference is that we dont number them. Everytime I go on /a/ there is always a MG thread going. I wouldnt mind a midweek thread if it were a new chapter dump or something, but its just a continual thread of circle jerking.
Besides wouldnt it be nicer to look forward to OC at the end of a week and have a refreshing set of pace? Instead all the OC is just slapped the first available monster girl thread and gets glossed over and forgot by anyone who doesnt live in these threads day by day.
>therapeutic mud baths
Preeeeetty much; I was trying to make the best of a bad trend, 'cause bar moderator intervention, shikataganai.
Felicia 2 gud
Ailith's adventure continues, should you bother to care.
>Not having a refined your mind to have an unbreakable iron will
>Not having it be tempered by your unquenchable soul of fiery passion
>Not finding a young next to powerless succubus, fresh out of hell
>Not dominating her mind so hard her very nature switches
>Now she is only addicted to you and you alone and only thinks of you
>Keep her around to ward of other demons and to avoid lusting after human woman
Come on, man. This is like, the first thing the priest at my church taught me to do as a kid.
They can be a bit annoying during prayer, but still
>Be cursed by villagers due to having been "born" from your mother after her mind died in catatonia
>Forced to work as a gravekeeper since only the dead will keep your company
>Grow to be an isolationist, the undead strangely leave you alone for the most part, as if controlled by an unknown force
>Wander the massive expanse of the graveyard, finding yourself in the dilapidated ruins of what appears to be a considerable manse
>The interior is exquisite and well kept, the furnishings polished and almost as if the place were still occupied
>Wander into the lavish sitting room, no candles are lit and you see this woman at the window, staring out at the full moon
>You rub your eyes after seeing two monstrous aethereal claws, which vanish as she turns to face you
>Her skin is deathly pale and yet radiant, her dress is of the finest silk, its violet dye contrasting with her pallor
>She merely smiles and speaks in a sultry voice, as if she knew you'd come
>"A lovely night it is for a dance, non, je t'aime?"
She fucked up. Burn her.
Just walk up to her and be all.
POW wight in the kisser.
I meant cherí.
Mind can't into stuff while half awake.
Why are the undead so good?
The humor in MonMusu is quite a bit better than in most generic harem series, which probably helps.
Darling isn't nearly so much of a wet blanket either, nor is he so dense that light bends around him.
gnomey i guess
How did I not notice the claws up to this point?
I feel dumb now.
Too bad he's Gary Stu.
If he is a Gary Stu than guts is too
Good question. I think it's just that they all happened to be undead while being great rather than being undead making them great.
>bottom half of the dress is see through
L-lewd but still adorable.
>Comparing Guts to a harem MC
>YFW Wight walks up to you, your eyes focused on her form as her dress clings to her body in all the right places
>You can smell perfume on her, as well as an undersmell not unlike the chill of the grave
>She merely smiles and places your hand on her hip, taking your other hand, and begins to dance
>It's a slow, graceful dance that takes you both across the room, the moonlit rays illuminating both your silhouettes on the floor
>"I have watched you your entire life, mon cher"
>"Watched as your own people cursed your existence like imbéciles:
>Before you can object to her words, she places a finger to your mouth
>"But... you should not worry, cher..."
>"je t'aime... now and forever..."
>You can't help but take in her body's form as she hugs you closer during the waltz, her presence feels familiar... like a long lost lover
>Some time later, you find yourself in her bedroom, she's slipping off the dress from her pearly white form
>You're laying half under the covers, naked
>She smiles at you, her face flushing a light violet as she walks over to the bed, ever elegant
>Climbing underneath the covers, she strokes your body, kissing you all over
>Waves of heat rush over you, hot pleasure pulsing through your very being at every contact
>You can't fight your urge as a man and feel the salute forming a tent underneath the covers
>She merely smiles and straddles you, taking it all in slowly at first
>It's a strange contrast, her skin was chillingly cold, but her insides are blazingly hot and wet
>You will never make sweet passionate love to a Wight
I was feeling all warm and fuzzy then you ruined it with that last line.
I have work in a little bit and couldn't continue. Sorry anon. Maybe later.
Fuck you man, fuck you. ;_;
why the fuck did i get banned for posting
>like a long lost mother
>inb4 it's your mother
Mg incest huh
It's long lost lover you fruitcake.
I'd never incest my destined MG wife as per that damned penis test from a few nights ago
Kill the harpy widow and say, the price has been repaid then walk away while the flock all shivers and cries in fear.
I'm flatlining, I need zombie girls, stat.
ok OP pics artist here. i am bored sooo anyone with a good picture suggestion?
Check and see, your ban will show you what you posted and why. The content though all depends on who is looking at the report, I got a ban once because I posted a page from MM and it had titties showing.
Lich vs Oni.
>your night if fantasy is rudely broken by the sudden intrusion of wights dagger.
>you dodge she screams and stand at you again
> you try asking why she's doing this
>some type if metal policeman pulls his motorized carriage over. Through the wall, his infrared vision detects the heat of your body. Getting out, he strides purposely towards the door.
>Before he has covered half the distance of the graveyard A strange man calling himself a judge, led only by the instinct of the DNA of a thousand lawmen, tears across the pavement on his awe-inspiring metallic horse.
>He senses criminal intent, and no door or even wall will slow down the LAW as his ride bursts through the wall of the to come to a halt amongst rubble
>As the wight quivers in fear, holding her hands in the air and pathetically babbling his surrender, the Judge intones, "The crime: murder. The punishment: DEATH!" The punk looks into the gaping maw of the Lawgiver pistol, now loading anti-undead rounds and draws her last undead breath.
>At this moment, The robotic cop nicknamed "robocop" for ease steps smoothly over the rubble to enter the ruins.
>"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." he says to the wight. "You have the right to remain silent, the-" Robocop's textbook recitation of Miranda laws are interrupted by the thundering boom of the Lawgiver dispensing justice. "He'll be silent all right," says the Judge. "Take him if you want him."
>Robocop considers. Inside his CPU, electrons cycle through his primary directives, coming to rest on "Defend the public trust." Facing Judge Dredd squarely, Robocop declares, "You have destroyed property and killed a perp who had surrendered. You are a rotten cop. No man is above the law."
>Judge Dredd sneers, "I AM THE LAW. And you aren't even a man. I charge you with obstructing justice."
>With a whir, Robocop's leg opens and he smoothly draws his pistol. But another massive boom from the vehicle knocks Robocop backwards off his feet. With a roar, the Judge guns his ride and he surges forward to run over Robocop as he drives back out onto the street. behind him, Robocop gets up, undamaged, and pursues in his cop car. Using his built-in graveyard Robocop takes a shortcut and gets ahead of the Judge.
DDR like the defunct country or what ?
>Turning back, he faces the headlight of the cycle and guns the engine. It is a game of chicken, implacable man versus driven cyborg. Both vehicles hurtle towards each other. The moment of truth is nigh.
At the last second, Judge Dredd twists a gear on his ride and it takes to the air, swooping over the hood of Robocop's car, missing by inches. But as it flies past, Robocop fires three times into the underbelly of the vehicle. Only his reflexes could fire with such accuracy while driving at such speeds. The lawmaster looses altitude, and crashes farther down the graveyard. Judge Dredd rolls to his feet and stands to face this final showdown. Robocop stops, gets out, and walks down the deserted street to face this ultimate challenge.
Without a word, bullets fly. The lawgiver fires 17 different types of ammunition at Robocop, including armor piercing and grenades. Robocop strides out of the flame and explosions with only some nickel-sized dents in his armor. His CPU searches for it's target, crosshairs searching across the data from his visual unit. Despite the smoke, the thermographic vision locks on. His target has taken cover behind a large grave. Robocop walks over and with an immense shove, tips the grave over, pinning the Judge beneath it.
Despite the terrible pain in his legs, the Judge fires again, emptying the clip. Robocop considers for a microinstant. The perp is resisting with lethal force. Crosshairs center. He fires a three-round burst. Judge, jury and executioner is no more. Robocop will continue to Uphold The Law, Protect The Innocent, and Defend The Public Trust.
I don't know if this would be better as a story or a picture, but a fresh born lich, can be a loli who ressurects a paladin because she wanted to be protected and didn't know what he was. And the paladin doesn't like her at first but since she isn't inherently evil he will protect her and grow to like her.
So basically a loli lich with her undead paladin protector?
Goddamnit, I'm watching Robocop 2 now...
Dance dance revolution.
Best I can do.
I am pretty sure I've read this before
a Frenchmen! halt thy pursuit at once gravekeeper
An ogre/oni accidentally breaking his partner's bones with an hug
Thats stupid and gay, if you are going to get your bones broken it better be something cool like being power bombed into a a crater or having a hous thrown at you.
Yes you have.
It's ancient by the threads standard tough.
I like this one.
ok i go with this one stay tuned
god damn I love your lilim character design.
It's not oni's fault that ordinary humans are so fragile.
Mmmm... Matsus Amazon...
>Dredd losing to a tincan.
crab girl cyoa-anon here, does anyone want to continue the crab girl story from yesterday?
No piss off
Have a pastebin of the story so far?
Or do i need to go through the archived threads.
the first few replies were silly as fuck and we really didn't get anywhere, the story picks up later.
Sure, nothing else going on
Thanks for the link.
Yeah I do so please continue
So far he's just been a nice guy who's good about the house. He's not been hypercompetent at everything, and there's no indication that he's a charisma bomb beyond the affection of the primary cast, see: Polt and Smith, those two douchebags that bullied Miia, etc.
He's not been particularly heavily developed as a character, but he's not a Gary Stu. Biggest criticism you could make is that in trying to keep him widely identifiable he's been left as too much of an everyman, which I would agree with; I'd like to see some more specific interests and so forth for him, something for him to go and do so he's not simply reacting to events around him so much.
>He's not been hypercompetent at everything
>merely looking at women makes them wet
Who has that happened with? So far all the girls in the harem have fallen for him because he treats them decently and is willing to work with all the monster stuff.
Do you not have that ability?
Also, seems Hitomi is having some augmentation for her first volume release.
That's not a smile. That's not a smile at all.
Zombina and Manako.
And the rest of cosplay squad will follow
>those firm anti-gravity orbs on that thin figure
anime anatomy is the best
>Also, seems Hitomi is having some augmentation for her first volume release.
i didn't ask for this
What the fucking shit? Is that supposed to be an ant-lion or something?
>Do you not have that ability?
>says the guy with a 2 foot long dick
Not everyone can be like you Hound.
Iunno. Here's something soft instead.
Alright guys, you can stop sucking his dick just because he does some colouring.
You look stupid.
Hes not your friend, nor will he ever be.
Hes just a figment of your imagination.
>he missed that one thread
It was a joke. I know he doesn't actually have a 2 foot long dick dude.
>Also, seems Hitomi is having some augmentation for her first volume release.
I don't like this. They're still shapely and all, but Hitomi was hitting pretty dead center in the "yes, perfect" region before. You don't have to slap even bigger tits on everything, Japan.
Someone wasn't here for the funniest thread we've had in weeks.
No shit , doesn't change the fact that you are constantly dick riding him
Don't be mean anon we can always have bigger
>He goes on one date with mon squad, All instantly fall for him
>First human allowed to marry
>Probably the first human with an MG harem
>This much asspain.
People like Hound anon. If you don't, that doesn't mean that people who do should conform to what you think.
Can you post more Demons and Succubi?
It just seems to me that /a/ has now emulated the very things it mocked and derided 6 years ago
How well did you do?
I got a Blue Oni
I came 5 times
She came nine
>slutty nerd waifu with super strength who likes to party
>will share you with her clan of horny hehhehhhehe oni buddies
They'll expect it if you put it in the filename, anon.
Why sweaters are so perfect?
I just never got the allure of it, I prefer waxed or shaved.
Because they just are.
Nothing better than a girl with a nice body wearing a sweater and some tights.
>Having spoilers off
not my fault you ruined the fun
What rock have you been living under anon? Plenty of succubutts have been in loyal monogamous relationships, pic related. Their ability to pull away from their demonic instincts (relative to canon of course) and pursue love despite all the force pulling them in the opposite direction is exactly what makes their relationships so beautiful.
Zombina evidently thinks he's cute, and the fact that he soldiers on even after she's teased him with some creepy zombie tricks earned him some points, but she's hardly smitten with him.
Manako is a canon crybaby who would get dokidoki over any guy who is both non-hideous and says something nice about her.
Tio just seemed delighted to have a chance to go do girly things.
Manako confirmed for biggest slut in the series.
Quite a title.
Horz doesn't count. He's the king of vanilla, and could make a mad rapist look like a blushing schoolgirl
>"Stop right there, Paladin scum!"
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
go through the CGs for the boin series as penance, then repeat at the larger size.
actually I agree with you here, even in the magazine Hitomi was getting a bit ridiculously disproportionate in some frames
I'm not going to lie to you guys once my 3d crush
was wearing a sweater and I became a diamont like literally
Zombina would be a bro.
Who would also have a few beers and start taking off her clothes.
Or get up and sit in your lap cowgirl style
>"Is this because I violated your mother?"
Even if I only cherry picked the exceptions, you're kind of proving my point. It's a lot less interesting if every last succubutt was a pure monogamous waifu wouldn't you agree?
You all know how monster girls are made, right?
Time to Whet my blade with some more Unclean blood
She'd just hand you her boobs and tell you to fondle while she goes to tak a dump.
why are you carrying that big blade onii-chan? wouldn't you much rather get a hug from your imouto?
Jokes on you, I voted we kill her first time
And then i almost cried a whole lot but I stand by my decision
I don't know hot to feel about that
I'd rather drown the unclean imouto.
Or purify her.
yes i do, so what?
Oh look, you lured them out. Still sneaking around in every thread, I see.
Hound is a bro, but most of the praise is pretty tongue in cheek it's so blatantly over the top. And literally all of the jokes about his dick are mocking the result of that affinity simulator thing giving him a monster dong, there's no praise in there at all.
They hate monsters so much, yet they keep coming back.
Maybe they're already being corrupted?
the bolts on her head used to be so small
I tried to write something but i don't know if it is good, so i would like someone to read and tell me what /a/ think.
Excuse me for my bad grammar and its my first time writing, soo no bully plz.
Some drawfag should turn this into Alice or Miia to tell
>You like monster girls, don't you Paladin-kun?
Still waiting for someone to draw the emperor as a monstergirl.
Wouldn't that just be a zombie?
that's heresy, onii-chan
She might have a freezer at work full or body part for dates.
>Oh, that guy likes legs, better get the long ones
>Another tit guy, better break out the H cups
what if she takes parts from MON members that died doing their duty?
Is Fran-chan technically a monstergirl to?
Because then i can put the emperor out of his misery by fire
Manako's too small, Doppel is an unholy thing that's true form is horrifying, Tio's too big to work right, but Smith has a mighty fine body.
>tfw Fran will never turn you into a monstergirl
Life has no purpose.
could take manako's eye and replace the formaldehyde with doppel's blood.
of course, she is a pratically a undead
Seriously use a word processor to catch your grammar and spelling
There's really no excuse
that would most likely have some unintended consequences
No longer sure if I want to hit on her if she has a brother like that.
I'm sorry, I can tell that english isn't your first language but it is just painful to sift through that pile of grammatical error, pirate windows 2007 or something because I just can't read it with all those mistakes.
>doppel dies in a botched operation.
>zombina replaces her arms with doppels arm in a show of remembrance for her sacrifice.
>gains the ability to transform her arm into a giant sword and into other parts just like doppel.
then she'll sing RULES OF NATURE while cutting down a dragon girl.
she can still make a octopus girl for you
she kinda reminds me of Ika
my brother switched his space wolves primarch with Holo. the asspain was tangible. I just chuckled those previous tabletop games with my group.
Could't she theoretically attach a penis to herself?
>Darling dies in an accident
>Zombina takes his dick and attaches it to herself
>She then uses his dick and fucks his Harem of girls
>In a way, Darling still fucked his Harem
What if zombina kills the harem too?
Takes Miias hips and waist, cereas tits, papis ass, draconas tail, rachneras legs and meros melanchoyy?
>fuck the harem
>kill the harem
>BECOME the harem
Sounds like the perfect story.
Papi's butt on that mixture wouldn't made sense, she's too tiny.
Reading that reminds me of that crayon-drawn looking image of the different girls amalgamated together.
He might kick your ass if you don't.
>kingdom under fire
Ah that's it.
Such unparallelled beauty.
There's quite a few sentences that don't really make total sense in there, you need to try proofing that shit to make sure you don't have any missing or double negatives, and triple check the meanings on words since it looks like English isn't your first language. Also, break up your sentences; you should only have one or two clauses in each of them or it gets tiresome to read.
Word or LibreOffice should be able to solve several basic grammar issues for you, which would make it easier to give more specific feedback. Otherwise, just keep practising and do ask for feedback to make sure you're improving and not just repeating the same grammar mistakes.
Oh right, we are talking about succubi here. Of course they would want their sister taken by a man.
I want A-1's horns with B-2's color scheme.
Cute Centaur in cute clothes. Can be Cerea or diffrent Centaur. If you want.
That just made me think of an A-1 skyraider with B-2 stealth paint. Sexy.
Get me pictures of spider girls!
>Rach-nee will never send you lewd photos while you are at work
Have something better.
I want to be tenderly, forcefully loved by Rachnee
I have a really cute video.
>better than spidergirls
So where's the love for slimes? I can't find any good pics anymore. Here it the same 3 on rotation and /d/ is dickgirls ALL the time.
Yes sir. Right away sir.
Quite alot yes.
Scaley girls > *
oh look, it's you again
cone on anon, how could elves possibly be better than this
A video? Well let's see it!
Your centaur gf come home one day, acting strange, until later that night she presents you with a present.
The present contains a bridle and reigns.
As is the will of the heavens.
>Wanting a horse gf
By not being disgusting creeps that needs to be purged in holy hellfire.
>better than anything
since that guy's a shitlord, here's a video that actually IS cute
I don't like you
"You're the best, arooouuund."
"Nothing's ever gonna keep you down."
>You will never backpack to the Zipangu region and be sold beads and other trinkets by the local spidergirls who don't speak english.
He is afraid of the dangerous spider that has the same size. Too risky to fight, better escape. Oh no, here is he again.
Wonder why this wasn't posted
Why does blue work so well for succubi?
>you will never have hundreds of tiny spider daughterus
Videos? Hope you like ghost girls
jumping spiders are so goddamn adorable
Someone help. I neglected to save all the jumping spider pictures last time 15 of them were posted to spite the arachnophobes.
It IS the best color.
It's a cold color. Suitable for their demeanor and emotions.
>constantly going around and having sex
At some point the pleasure and fire fade and it becomes dry routine.
Is tanpopo-chan a monstergirl?
That would be an unusual twist. Succubutt takes a shine to an introverted nerd, and her fratboy/jock of a big brother gets threatening over it. You could play that completely straight through a short fic and only reveal at the end.
It does. We don't need to know more.
Oh, thank you, i think that i posted the raw instead of the checked version,but thanks anyways. I have a lot to improve. And yeah english isn't my first language. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
The only thing monster about her is her "ears". Its as vanilla as ice-cream gets. I-Its not like I like vanilla for anything.
>ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK MY SISTER?!
>W-what? I don't unders-
>I ASKED IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT YOUR SCRAWNY NERD-DICK IN MY SISTER!
>N-no, I was just-
>WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
I need this.
So do I. Would be entertaining if done properly.
>AND DON'T YOU FORGET HER ASS
>Zombina not reviving Darling to be her zombie sex slave and fellow movie watcher
That was adorable, thank you.
It really doesnt.
Sex doesnt just drop off like that.
anon she just wants to get all that white stuff inside of you, it's not like she hates you or anything.
I could see it culminating in the succubus tricking him into getting locked in with her, and she rapes him to a borderline feargasm and he passes out in mixed pleasure and terror. Wakes up the following day in a cold sweat while she cuddles with him obliviously, and the brother brings in a tray with breakfast for them.
That was disgustingly cute anon.
... What kind of breakfast are we talking about?
What would a proper older brother be skilled in preparing for his succubutt imouto?
He puts the bro in brother, clearly.
>What would a proper older brother be skilled in preparing for his succubutt imouto?
Egg on toast and freshly pressed orange juice. He brings it on a tablet wearing a bathrobe and binny slippers.
He and his sist then talk openly about the sex which is perfectly normal to them but MC is so embarassed steam comes from his ears.
>AND DON'T YOU FORGET HER ASS! I SAW YOU STARING AT IT EARLIER, NERD-BOY!
>I couldn't help it, I was just trying to rewatch Star Wars and she started twerking during Jar Jar's monologue! inb4 hurr, durr, etc. And after that thing she did with the cinnamon buns I'll never be able to look at Leia again...
>LOOK, YOU JABA THE HUT LOOKING ASSHOLE, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW TO TAKE THAT GIRL, JAM IT INTO HER, THEN PRETEND YOU'RE STUCK IN CARBONITE AND FUCK HER FOREVER
>the brother brings in a tray with breakfast for them.
And enough condoms to supply a Planned Parenthood office for months not because you'll be using them, but because the succubutt likes making lewd balloon animals with them.
>Okay, guess what I made this time!
>I dunno, is it a snake?
>No, it's a penis!
So he is a master of sexual jokes too?
>I WANT YOU TO STICK IT SO FUCKING FAR INTO HER WHOEVER SEPARATES THE TWO OF YOU WILL BE NAMED THE NEXT KING OF ENGLAND
So, are Succubutts the Flavour of the Month?
I think it would be safe to say yes.
succubi and paladjins
>Not wanting a centaur girl
>Succubus just going through the motions of raping men for their semen because she needs it to live
>It wasn't as fun as it use to be when she was younger and she's sort of contemplating what to do with her live
>In comes MC-kun who works hard and wins her heart and then shows her how much better sex is when love is involved
Kind of generic though I think
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR NAME ISN'T EXCALIBUR, BECAUSE YOUR DICK SHOULD BE FUCKING STEEL RIGHT NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BITCH WHEN ALL THIS classy and attractive young woman WANTS TO DO IS DRENCH YOU IN THE FLUIDS FROM HER HOLY GRAIL AND RIDE YOU INTO CUMALOT.
We arent zoophiliacs
>Succubus gets all gooey over how great MC is in bed while describing their night to a literal born master of giving the D as the MC tries to press yourself through the mattress into the room below out of embarrassment
The potential for humor is quite strong in the cooldown reveal that big bro is a total bro.
I can't imagine the logistics of the bedroom activities. All the other girls are easy, but centaurs seem difficult to manoeuvre.
Then you can ramp it back up again when the succubro starts giving the MC advice.
I love the way they did her hair in that picture.
Takes more work, but its well worht it.
>your pretty cool anon you can fuck my sister.
>... -and using her feet to push back on your face the two of you become a perpetual sex machine.
Where there is a horny person, there is a way.
I wanna be coiled by a lamia and lovingly milked dry.
Now I want someone to write a story of an onii-chan and his succubus imouto growing up together and him having to deal with her constant sexual mischief
>the door slides open just a peek revealing your imouto standing with her penis plushie "Onii-chan? I couldn't sleep, do you mind if I get in bed with you?" She rubs her eyes and looks at you with a tear in her eye
>You sigh and adjust the blanket "Sure, just make sure to wear your pajamas this time and to keep them on."
>She pouts and swings her arms while ubuttoning her polkadot pajamas "But Oniiiiiii-chan! The pajamas don't feel as nice as your warm skin!" She tries to jump on top of you but you hold her at arms length.
>"Too bad, if the pajamas go off I'm sleeping on the couch." You set her down next to you and she immediately attaches herself to your back, putting her head on your shoulder and whispering into your ear.
>"Then I'll just follow onii-chan and invade his dream! He won't be able to say no to me then!" She giggles before snuggling her face even deeper into your shoulder. "Onii-chan smell's nice!"
>Your imouto walks down the stairs with her pajamas half undone and yawning. "what smells so good?!" she screams before rushing down into the kitchen.
>You're standing there in an apron with a stack of pancakes when she bursts into the kitchen and begins drooling. "I'm making pancakes." you smile warmly and she throws her arms around you.
>"It was Onii-chan that smells good!" she plants a quick kiss on your cheek before getting off of you and standing beside to watch
>"Onii-chan Onii-chan! Cook them the way I like please!?" she whines and tugs on your apron.
>You sigh and tell her to sit down while you do that, she immediately hops in place and smiles "Thank you Onii-chan! I love you!"
>"Okay, all done." you set down a pancake with a large cock drawn on it and she claps "Onii-chan Rules!!" she then gets the white vanilla cream and spreads it on just the tip before devouring the pancake.
Ok spider pals, you guy are good sport about the video I always post. Here is cute spider. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU
No no, Anon, it's "you can come over to my house and fuck my sister." So the scene should look something like this:
>You know Anon, you sound like a pretty cool dude after all. I'd tell you to come over to my house and fuck my sister, but you're already here, so I'll just let you get back to the sister fucking. You might wanna get out of Mom's bed before she gets back, though.
>Haha yeah, if she catches us she'll probaly want a piece. You might break, MC-kun.
>MC's face when
Don't we all.
Personally, I'd rather milk a holstaurus dry.
...on the other hand, who am I to turn down a coiling from a nice lamia.
make the dialog half mockingly and its gold. demons are as taunting as the French of old. the Mc in that story should be mislead at every turn
Someone say milk?
She gets me in the moo-d
So much it's udder nonsense
I want to be coiled be Two Lamias
I love that one. Have some chaos.
The ~ behind her moo makes me imagine she says it with a really gentle and not intimidating voice. Almost shy.
You really need to be born under a special star to survive it.
Waffles are superior.
The North Star?
Tio's bovine cousin
That would certainly help.
>The brother then adds in all seriousness that yeah, you should really save some things until after the honeymoon
~Ara Ara~ such a cute little boy, you are going to come home with me.
I read that as " I want to coil around a lamia and lovingly milk her dry" Don't know why.
Hey Eita-kun, ever trying drinking from the source~~~
>things that'll never happen to you
That's not slime rapist.
Incubro would be the best, best man for your wedding ever.
Except its the wrong one.
she truly is
Hmmm.... I need to redo mine it seems.
>tags after a guy solely from feeling his boner
Glass house and everything.
I can almost see the speech he'd give.
And why hasn't somebody tried to make this an actual story yet?
We sort of have that with the succubus imouto cyoa, but we're trying to cure her instead of slice of life
He's a succu- well, incubus, what could he possibly think should wait until after marriage? Kids?
I kind of imagined that happening after the teasing was over, personally. I might pick at writefagging the idea, but I'm not sure I could make the constant half-teasing work.
are you spooked?
>You want to lick what...
>Off my what...
>And there too?
>Oh... oh.... Moooooooo!
Updated the Yellow Bird pastebin with the latest chapter.
Fixed some grammar stuff and expanded the last bit a little for clarity. Was super tired when I wrapped things up so I thought you guys deserved some cleanup. More suffering under wicked scorpion edition.
why can't real life ghosts be kawaii
best mans speech makes the new demon part of the family proud despite all the lewd parts such as his brother in laws story of "triumph". the poor Mc's family has to Sit though it all. after its done has a shit eating grin on his face
Personally I like the one you have instead of the one I posted. Hound yours tend to make her stand out more.
You better stop with that bullshit
The only proper thing is to cure her of her life.
Was the Cancer CYOA ever finished?
Would Incubro protect MC-kun from other monstergirls demanding he belongs to his precious imouto? Would this protecting break out into fights against various monstergirls trying to rape MC-kun for themselves?
She's too cute to be spooky.
>Ghost tap dancing
Worse than a skeleton.
>The MC also invited the childhod friend he never realized had a crush on him for all those years
>She sucked it up and came to his wedding, trying to be happy for the MC even though she lost
>Her face after the speech
>But then she hooks up with Succubro and everyone is one big happy family anyway.
D-did I save it at the end? I think I saved it.
He asked if we wanted continue and then he disappeared
he goes /fit/ dungeon party tank mode and takes one for the team.
But they are all cancer.
I see shit went down after I suggested who should be on the shore party. Good thing the shore party saved our sorry ass.
I asked if people wanted to finish it but the majority told me to not so I decided to wait for another thread.
I counted the replies of those who said yes vs those who said no and there was a majority of people telling me to piss off.
I like that.
This needs to be a thing now. Although the only one who could do it properly is Bromont.
Is MC's childhod friend a monstergirl or a disgusting human?
that's awesome it needs to happen now!
I was just asking. Last night got a bit crazy, so I understand.
but anon, they CAN be skeletons!
She probably would've raped him by accident before MC ever met the Succubus.
Hooray for suffering.
>Not already having a hot wife
>Not using his demonic energy to lure other women away from you so you can have a peaceful date with your Succubutt wife
>Not watching his Ushi Oni wife beat him into the dirt for his indiscretions and then then drag him off for non-concensual loving.
Eh, mines still pretty plain, just flats and a small amount of shading. I might play around tonight waiting between working on Hitomi.
Tail in the butt suffering?
I want to protect that smile maybe is too late though
You could protect her from bully paladins who want to exorcise her.
If you read the quoted post, the thing he thinks should wait for post honeymoon is a threesome with the succubus's mother
someone that alpha wouldn't be tied down or easily threatened. its a god damned demon not some puny human.
This is retarded. This is literally a human girl sticking out of a crab's mouth.
If this wasn't a monster girl thread I would think it's just some hypnotized girl getting eaten by a giant enemy crab. This is the worst possible waifu, holy shit.
its too late for that ;_;
she will tap dance on your room at night
>having threesom with you GF and her Mom
>the dad comes home
>he's fucking 8 feet tall and bear mode
At first I thought the "cancer" was like actual cancer. Ya know, that little girl pops out of whatever (crab, another MG, etc.) and takes over them as a sort of cancer.
And then I realized this was not the case, and I was disappointed.
Hey now, if the succubus doesn't have a hot husband already there's no reason the incubro couldn't still be single and tasting as much fine pussy as he can, like a true playa. I like the way you think though. Let's see...
>MC and Succubutt literal waifu go on a date
>Incubro on duty luring other women away from the MC's now Grade-A sperm dispenser
>CHF on duty trying to keep men away from the succubutt
>She fails miserably, but it's cute
>The succubus is used to it anyway
Yes! That's a great idea!
IT'S NOT A TUMAH.
>MC's face when Bearman McHuge finds the MC fucking his daughter AND his wife
>Bearman just puts his keys on the nightstand then goes downstairs to make a sandwich
Such is life in the succubutt household
>dad tells mc to pass the succumbs after he is done eating the sandwich
>he then comes back upstairs with a sandwich in his mouth and recording equipment in his hands
Don't talk shit about Cancer. She's cute.
comes back from the kitchen and double teams the mother in law with the mc
>MC tries to grab succumilfs tail after told by Incubro it's highly sensitive.
>Advice was meant for his sister
>Succumilf gets pissed. Declaring that it's a special place only for married couples.
>MC still has no fucking idea how the succubutt household operates.
Baby's First Threesome.mp4
>sharing your wife
Where the fuck am I?
MAYBE IF SHE WASN'T STUCK IN A CRAB'S MANDIBLES FROM THE KNEES DOWN SHE WOULDN'T GIVE ME CANCER EVERY TIME I LOOKED AT HER
its demons m8t they are Not humans. there just way more lewd. I thought you already knew this.
Fuck no, he's not going to fuck his precious baby girl, that's incest. He's just delighted that his beautiful wife and darling daughter are bonding over his new son-in-law; but after she's done bonding, he wants his wife back.
Okay, we're toeing the line here. Actually, that's not quite right; we started toeing the line a while ago, we are not rubbing the line with our dicks. Let's not go any farther.
In a succubus household apparently
it's quite a bit like with centaurs, except that at least here you have a human vagina to put it in
Still doesn't make it okay
The fuck is happening?
I like this idea of the MC being constantly off balance socially.
Incubro and the Succubutt household.
- Narrated by /a/
>demons ever being loyal. the emprah laughs at both of you. they are corruptive influences. end of story.
This thread is fun. We should do this more often.
They're not that loyal to normal people, but when they're married they sure as fuck are going to be loyal
If anyone writes this, it should probably stick with just the succubro and sis or it rapidly gets silly. Original concept of a succubus pursuing an introverted nerd who's petrified of her beefcake brother, only for the reveal that he was trying to push him to actually get on with it and the guy is a total bro at the end. Dragging the story out too far past the point of resolution dilutes that.
Wacky comedy of a normal guy trying to figure out where he stands as a member in a predominantly succubus household would work well as a separate piece, though.
Excellent sarcasm. No, seriously.
This is what we call quality monstergirl thread. Even if it contains one monsterman.
As fun as the whole succumilf "derail" was I'm inclined to agree.
>not having a superior goddess waifu
I'm not seeing why you feel the need to seperate the two ideas, especially since they flow so well together. I mean, silly was kind of the point from the start, wasn't it?
My issue was with this Nejos dude, not with the Harpies.
They seem to have loved Nejos so I won't shatter their image of him as they don't deserve it (even if he does).
So probably go home and drink myself stupid and then commit sudoku.
Can I bring elves here?
Anons in other threads are mean...
To clarify, though I like the idea of having the mom loom over the MC like she wants a piece of that funny, I think the joke should stop there. Anything more is a bit too close to NTR for taste.
No, the original story seed was balancing the relationship with the pursuing succubus against the perceived BACK OFF OR YOU DIE threats from the incubus brother, with MC finally getting trapped in to wild passionate sex. then instead of getting murdered, big brother carries in a tray of breakfast and is all smiles because you finally got the message and hooked up with his sister.
the subversion at the end relies on the tone being decidedly non-wacky most of the time.
On the other hand, the cultural fish out of water in a succubus household would be awesome in its own right, but would benefit from a somewhat different, sillier tone.
We were just discussing rape, would you like to join?
they will tell you how they are cosplay tier and laugh
Fine, I won't then.
Well tomorrow I'm going to china is there something
I should know before going there?
>mfw I going to see my stepsister for the first time
>that picture was on fox news
Why are elves so huggable? hugworthy??
Also, centaurs are horse elfs, right?
I think we can still have Succumilf and Bearmode incubus, but just have them like, recant their own sexual tales to their daughter and the MC when they're around and try to give them tips on things. Lets not have them actually get into any sexual situations with the MC.
they have some cool zombies there
Probably bring an air purifier and a breathing mask, that place is full of smog from what I've seen
And then your stepsister turns out to be Alma Elma.
I don't mind, as long as they don't talk about rape.
I've been trying to find the answer to it, I don't understand why pointy ears make such an impact.
She should just be like, "If I weren't married to your father I'd be all over his dick too!" and stuff like that.
That's the spirit
Stop trying to bang your gf's mother you faggot
the father jokingly hits on the mc while his daughter is not amused. the succumilf laughs at her frustration much to her dismay. the son gets most of his personality from his dad
S-stop it anon actually I'm into siscon
and you are not helping
No, I'm not saying the MC should bang her, I'm saying that she should say lewd things around him, but that's it. In fact succubus gf would take it more as a compliment than a threat from her mom if the mom said stuff like that. Succubus GF would be like "Yeah mom I bet you totally want a piece of my new perfect husband." or something like that.
I see where you're coming from, but I disagree. The first part could really work either way, it's really about how you portray the characters. For example, if you wanted it serious you could make the brother seem legitimately threatening and have the MC react in small very reasonable ways, if you wanted to go comedic you could just make the brother a joke "give me your lunch money, nerd" character and make the MC react more cartoonishly. This works because the reader's expectations are the same either way, so the brother being a bro is still a subversion.
The Family Values part would definitely have to be more funny/cartoonish to work out the way we're portraying it, though playing it straight would be an interesting examination of the society this all happens in.
>the father jokingly hits on the mc
That's kind of too much.
I wanna get kinky with a holstaurus girl and tell her to milk me for once.
This is acceptable.
>Trying to get two fine pieces of succubus pussy for the price of one
And of course, everyone is in on the joke except for the MC.
but they could only reasonably come in post-reveal, which needs to be right near the end of the story for the buildup/release of narrative tension
adding in scenes with them just drags the story out, which is why even though they would be fantastic characters they would work best in a different story.
in this copy of the chart,
1 sets up the MC and the world premise
2 is the succubus falling for the MC; hitting on him, interacting, tryiung to get together, and the brother being THREATENING AND SCARY
3 the succubus gets MC locked in with her and bangs away; meanwhile MC is having the time of his life but also terrified he's going to be KILL BY DEMONS
4 is the morning after, waking up in a cold sweat as the succubus nuzzles/cuddles/whispers sweet nothings, only for the Incubus to enter with breakfast
5 is the MC having it revealed that the brother was actually trying to stop him pussying out, maybe some discomfort as the succubus gushes over his performance.
You never drag out the denouement, or you end up with the Shire in LOTR and it's shit
/a/ - Narrative Construction
if compliments come from the mother then its a compliment. if it comes from the dad then its a poor joke.
i know your pain
hey fuck you the shire in LOTR was great and you should go suck a succudick.
This seems to be the most suitable thread for posting the ultimate truth:
doggirls > catgirls
>Using a graph with only one axis labeled
That out of the way, you're partially right. That graph is a textbook example of what a "good" narrative looks like, but it's far from a hard and fast rule, like many textbook examples. I'm imagining an episodic setup as well, which would accommodate a shift in focus pretty well, too.
Don't listen to this people, elves are beautiful women who deserve tender love and cuddling.
Everyone seems to have missed this annon; I hope it's not too late for him....
What am I talking about, with the right incantations and a few syringes of the right reagents, it's never too late.
Late as fuck reply, but.
I came twice, Wight came 9 times. Apparently people with my name are master manipulators of undead g spots
Would there be belly rubs?
would you give her a scooby snack?
Resulting in excited tail wiggling.
Man I just want to have a cute monogamous succubi wife. Marriage and all.
I mean outside of sex they'd shower you with love and cuddles and kisses and I'm so starved for it.
Hell, I'd tolerate every single one of her pregnant whims.
Why is reality so horrible.
In case that wasn't enough.
Someone get Polt, we need to do science.
>You will never break down an elf's haughty nature with kindness and understanding
>You will never become good friends through the power of being nice
>You will never notice her taking peeks at you when she believes you're not looking
>You will never allow her to go at her own pace
>You will never take her out 'as friends' during the summer festival
>You will never propose to her under the stars
>She will never say no with hot tears streaming down her face
>She will never tell you that a filthy human like you will never be good enough for her
>She will never use her magic to knock you out
>You will never wake up in a dark room with no lights, chained to a chair
>You will feel her hands circle around your shoulders from behind
>You will never feel her sobbing into your neck
>She will never whisper into your ear that she hates you
>You will never feel her hand run along your chest and stomach, down to your hyperweapon
>She will never whisper into your other ear that she loves you
>You will never spend the rest of your life locked within the confines of her house, afraid that if you try to leave she'll go nuts
>You will never see her denying all dem marriage proposals from nobility the nobility
>You will never hear her say that while she owns your body, you own her heart
but nyaat's wrong anon.
Succubi are worst monster girl.
Life is suffering.
i like manticore
Is not necrophilia if she's zombie right?
>Haven't you heard about Brothel for Slaking Intellectual Lusts?
>playing actually good games
>being old enough to having played that game
>actually not being underage
pic the first option
>Wanting a Succu-butt when Liches and Wights exist
>Not wanting a kuudere Lich wife who teases you by performing experiments on you about penile tactile sensations and how much of a synapse overload you can handle
>Not wanting to see her absolutely beam when she tells you she can feel a new life being carried in her womb
>Not being chivalrous as shit
>Stuck to a chair in a dark room for the rest of your life
she is not dead, she is UNdead!
THAT IS NOT HOW AN ELF RAPE DUNGEON IS SUPPOSED TO WORK!
Now I feel sad.
Are you a wiz-
Oh. I guess she kind of is.
Yeah fuck you too buddy.
Truly it is.
Anon I crave love and affection.
Liches and Wights won't do much to me. Succubi would be surprise hugs, kisses and cuddles all day.
dem rape dungeon saves won't do jack shit against a good strength roll. your a god damned human not some beta grot.
An episodic setup could make the tone shift work, but since we don't have the restrictions of trying to establish a series in the minds of the reading public with monster smutfics we're free to just create a second story with highly similar setup for the episodic comedy, and avoid any possible awkwardness with the tone shift at all.
here's the screencap of it in the news. This is also the broadcast that gifted us with the notion of buying a dog and fitting curtains to repel hackers, it was fucking golden. The miracle of completely techno-illiterate local branches of Fox News.
>You will never be turned into a phylactery.
That one JP compatability analayzer site where you can test a couple's doing. Some anon had done a game where you clicked the Random page on the wiki and based on the MG you got you put in your name and then hers.
If you could make her cum four times or more, you were basically her husband for life.
>Made her climax 9 times
>Wanting some cold emotionless person as your waifu
That's not how the elves I like work, anon.
They fuck other men. How can you like that. You have a thing for cuckold?
say that to my head!
Paladins are always relevant, especially now that the succubus taint is apparent
I said monogamous in my first post.
>mfw I got deruella
>mfw she came 4 times
>Armor and dress
>This is also the broadcast that gifted us with the notion of buying a dog and fitting curtains to repel hackers
I need to see this.
>An episodic setup could make the tone shift work
Like I said earlier, there doesn't need to be a tone shift. And why make a second story when the characters that have already been established would work perfectly in both cases? It seems like your thinking is just a bit stiff here.
Do you like this anon?
Get that shit out of here.
>Not wanting a kuudere waifu
>Not wanting to occasionally see her blush or smile because she loves you
It's like you aren't even a person.
This is what you get for liking worst MG.
Well that wasn't my image.
God FUCKING dammit mootykins.
You would think something would have been done about the image swaps by now.
>Image dimensions: 315px × 368px
>Colour set kind of similar
>In this thread
That's the most unfortunate image swap ever, holy shit.
Ignore the name, I done goofed.
i wanted him to stay with her
its a fetish of mine
Hasn't Moot said on record that he basically doesn't care?
What would paladjins look like?
would they be wearing heavy armor in their upper bodies?
Someone post the link to the sim. thing with the girl and guy name. I need it for stuff.
Kuudere a shit. I want my ojou Wight.
>Not getting the Lich to transfer her soul out of her phylactery as "flavoring of the steak"
>Not watching her get all hot and flustered as she sees your member thrashing in and out of her from the mirror behind both of you, your teasing about being able to see where you're both connected making her bop you on the head several times
>Not getting synaptic overload after her screams of "I LOVE YOU~~" when orgasming causes rampant ero-magic to hit you and give you the sensation of literally cumming a thousand suns within her
>Not waking up with her in Kuudere mode again, watching you with your head in her naked lap
>Not smiling when she looks away and mumbles "mistakes were made"
IN ANY CASE.
This was my actual image.
There are no worst MGs.
>literally cumming a thousand suns
That would either be excruciating because of the heat or completely feeling free because your dick would be incinerated. Not pleasant, in either case.
>realizing you can never start a family with her
>leave her to go find a better monster girl
>she watches you leave with the same face kuudere face she always makes
got a link?
Fuck you buddy.
>leaving your monster girl waifu
cease thy existence at once
If you somehow managed to generate a sun within your scrotum I'd assume you'd get burned down to the molecular level within such a short time you wouldn't feel anything.
>Can't start a family with her
But you can, anon. If you give her enough spirit energy, as with all undead, she can use it to recreate her womb and become pregnant with a Lich or Wight.
Then, she's literally the happiest monster/woman on the planet even after your child's birth since new "life" came from what was once thought barren.
Fuck you, imbécile, i'll always treasure my Wight.
I don't think it's that my thinking is a bit stiff, it's more that I can see a way to get two fairly different feeling stories out of the same initial premise (misunderstanding succubus family values), but you're saying we should only have the episodic comedy one. I don't see why we should cheat ourselves out of two cool stories. If you funnied up the courtship phase in the version you're proposing, there's be even less overlap with the more straight faced version.
And yes you do need to find that video. another gem from it is the explanatory line, "Lulz is a corruption of LOL". It should be on youtube in multiple formats, including a song based on remixing some of the best lines.
>Not making homunculi children with materials from both of your bodies.
Magic will always find a way.
what about this one
That's meant to be a lich? She still has all her own skin.
2/10, would not raid lair (if you know what I mean... (I mean driving her undead blight from these lands))
(Capcha: grave ordealDec)
Steady yourself Bratha
I'm feeling down.
Please post some >you will never
I want to bask in my grief.
I was getting my hair cut the other day and it felt so nice, I wondered, wouldn't it be amazing if there were monster girl barbers?
>Furthermore, as mentioned previously, by continuously gaining spirit energy, the bodies of the undead are mended to the state they were in before death. An undead that is continuously pumped full of tons of spirit energy everyday can even completely mend her own womb, if she so desires, and then it's even possible for her to become pregnant with the children of her beloved. For an undead, the sense of life she gets at the moment of conception is the greatest happiness she can ever know as an organism, and as a monster female. During pregnancy, at the moment of the child's birth, and even afterwards, this joy will always remain with her. The children born on such occasions are not human children. If it's a zombie, then the child will be the same kind of zombie. For this reason, it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via demonic energy”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to demonic energy.”
high level liches can actually preserve their flesh m8t.
Yes there is
>he can use it to recreate her womb and become pregnant with a Lich or Wight
No, she become pregnant with zombies, she transform herself to Wight when she have enough demonic energy.
>Going to be loyal
>Dude lets you fuck his wife
poor fucker is either too beta to object, despite his size, or he's used to his wife being a slut, and has given up, but he's so beta he's willing to share
MY FACE IS My SHIELD
Someday your love will be returned Anon. Just don't give up hope. You are a good person and your dreams will come true.
Why are they so lovable?
So you're proposing making the stories different by giving them different tones? Well, that could work, I suppose. I'm still not really seeing the point, but you could do it.
>there's be even less overlap with the more straight faced version.
That was the point, since we're pushing for two different things.
I think I found the video, hope it's as good as I expect.
Is she still waiting to turn you into a semen pump and everyone you've ever loved into another semen pump or another one of her, stuck in place and breeding her filth until death? Yes? Still terrible.
ironically, other than being ponyshit, that expression is fairly appropriate as a reaction image.
this seems to happen a lot with imageswaps.
The pain, it is so good.
Are you mocking me anon?
It's not nice.
Oh wait, yes, there's a wight.
Where is this from? I don't see it on the lich,zombie nor wight's page
"what do I need to do to make you stay?" she walks beside you looking at you with that same face as always, You're carrying a bag in one hand and a suitcase in the other ignoring her.
"hey, don't ignore me..." her voice is the same but she tugs at your shirt to hold you back. You simply keep walking even with her hand trying to hold you back. You walk out of the main hall and into the gate.
"What do you want? I'll play with you more..." she gets in front of you and spreads her arms far like a shield while trying to keep you from crossing the moat. "I'll even make more monstergirls for you, you can have your own harem if you want... Don't go, please." her eyes are just a tiny bit wider but her expression is the same as always.
You sigh and look down at her with a troublesome expression. "There's one thing you could never give me." you put your hand on her shoulder and you realize that her undead heartbeat is running wild. you can feel her pulse even from here. She looks at you and grabs your arm "What can't I give you? I'll find a way, I'll find a way to give it to you. Stay with me..." you can hear the tiniest bit of despair in her voice.
"A son." you push her out the way brusquely and she falls to the floor like a ragdoll, her tiny fists looking at the floor as your footsteps fade into the distance. When she gets back up her expression is the same as always even as a flood of tears fall down her face. "I-I'll find a way..." she stands up and walks back inside all the while still crying, her tiny balled up fists shaking at her side.
MGE's Matango is disgusting
i don't think so, but spores are pretty hard to deal with, not everyone got hazmat suits
Somewhere on /mlp/ is a very confused anon.
You shouldn't have said son since that applies to all species. You should've just said child since she can't give birth to either while the rest can to rub in how inferior she is
It was worse a few threads ago with the manticore getting NTRed for a human woman. The butthurt and confusion was miraculous.
id normally purge the undead or demons but that shit is too evil for me.I can feel khorne overtaking me.
Anon please. I don't want her to fall in the dark.
>not really seeing the point
I think the point is we would get two reasonably distinct succubutt smut stories instead of just one
more lewd fic is always good
No. For once I was actually trying to be nice. Being constantly depressed with no hope is bad for your health.
MGE World Guide 1: Fallen Maidens
I know it is, anon.
But what else can I do?
Tormented and torn apart.
>NTRing any MG for a human woman
They will pay dearly. Someway, somehow.
I could understand the people hating the NTR part of it, but I find the human hate as a joke.
Yes, yes, human women are the real monsters, I get it. No, really, I do. But you don't need to turn it into a running gag.
Pardon my bad english.
>we would get two reasonably distinct
>more lewd fic is always good
Not necessarily, it depends heavily on who's doing it.
Listen to this and cheer up.
>Monsters literally don't understand the concept of cheating or NTR
You think you would have it hard? Imagine them.
I imagine any service industry which involves physical contact with the client would be packed with monster girls, since they would have an excuse to stroke men for prolonged periods of time.
Massage would be dirt fucking cheap, since you'd have such a surfeit of applicants even with stringent tests weeding out the uncontrollably rapey ones.
they still try to see if they can get you to pay with sex every now and then, though they won;t force the issue and risk losing their licenses
It wasn't a joke, we were reveling in the suffering. It's fun to do every once in a while.
They understand NTR, they'd just have different views on it than we do. Especially initially, when it's questionable whether or not a real relationship has been established.
technically a unicorn who understands NTR is a bicorn.
Should have said "a smile"
Oh.....I Didn't realise there was rain forecasted today
>not reanimating cute girls to be your daughters
its like you guys don't know what a lich can do
>short hair on girls
inb4 there's a bounty out for her head because of her horrible experimentation
And all she wanted was Anon's love.
Lich is one crazy nigga.
Post screencaps please
I'd imagine that monstergirl happy endings are one of those things that would just sort of stopped being enforced after a while in a society where MG are abundant.
I interpreted the first post to mean that MG wouldn't understand what cheating is or why it's wrong, so I posted counterexamples.
>Hating short hair on girls
Look at this faggot
I need more suffering
Short hair is shit.
Changing the tone of those things could easily produce entirely different scenes and encounters. Huge amounts of fiction use the same core plots. And it kind of goes without saying that it depends on who's writing it, if they're a crap writer then it will suck no matter whether its smut or not. The only reason for these not to be pretty different tales is if you actively presume that at least one of them has a shit writer who puts zero effort in, but that can easily be solved by ignoring shitty writers. Fiction isn't a zero sum game where someone writing a bad or derivative story forever reduces the total number of good ones, or makes it impossible for a skilled writer to put a new twist on an old plot.
Because they aren't your real daughters, they're someone else. Adoption sucks because those kids you adopt usually want to find their real parents rather than be happy with the ones they have, that have raised them
>you will never smoke on the pipe of insight while drinking a cold one with Lich
get half of the pet cemetery reanimated for a birthday gift.all of the good things about pets but without the hassle of cleaning or feeding.
Adoption leads to harpies drinking hot coco. I don't know what you're talking about.
semen infused coco
What else would it be infused with?
Cinnamon? Hell no. That's fucking crazy.
please continue this
You do it. the example I was thinking of happened in this reply chain: http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/100753942/#100759054
I don't give most of our writers much credit, I'll admit. Silliness seems way easier not to screw up though, and a bird in hand, etc. etc. Again though, it could work either way.
MGE undead aren't dead but rather new living beings taking the form of the deceased, and when given enough energy are no different from living beings in their biology.
Wights can get pregnant and give life to children.
Oh, I don't think there would be any real prosecution of monstergirl happy endings, especially since they monster girls are taking them AS payment instead of charging extra.
More that society would have some sort of measures to stop everything descending to wall-to-wall rape. Some rape is fine, but other monster girls would start coming down on any who were making the humans more reticent since it would make it harder to get a good husbando.
>you set down a pancake with a large cock drawn on it
I'd rather have succubutts oneesama
Succubi imouto play by your rules sooner or later.
Succubi onee-chan would be plain, one-sided rape.
Or hellish teasing.
What? She really likes roosters
That's the whole fun though
You got to remain pure and unmolested by thwarting her lewd plots
That way you can save yourself for marriage with the cute redhead across the street.
It's fine anon. He just has a dirty mind.
>Talking about plain shading
>She's reclining on the coach, her shorts halfway down, showing off her mound of venus
>Notices you looking at her, sweating in the summer heat
>Look away awkwardly
>Look back, her shorts are all the way off, her legs spread a little to give you a peak of the lower mouth
>She smiles teasingly, before turning around and raising her posterior into the air and swishing her tail back and forth, her pussy moistening as if on instinct
>"Help onee-san cool off~"
Reminder that she will fuck someother guy when you wont sleep with her!
That's the way of life, anon.
The only thing we can make sure of is that he's worthy of our succubi imouto.
>mound of venus
D-does that mean her breasts or her vagina?
Or you can take the lead and fuck her first.
not OP pic artist here
but your request inspired me
>Being adopted into a family of succubutts
>You're the middle child
>tfw this will never happen to you
Mound of Venus is the mons pubis.
i.e. The puffy flesh you see leading to her vaginal slit just below her waist
>SuccuMILF is divorced
Damn that was good
Honourable mention to the guy who calls in his paladin bros for swift justice
This makes a lot of sense. I like it.
Greentext? Greentext. Let me try.
>You turn to see your mother groggily coming down the stairs, also with her pajamas half open and with a pair of panties hanging from her horns.
>This fucking family.
>Sighing, you hold out a robe that you prepared ahead of time and she mechanically slips into it while you pour her coffee.
>You hear something like a gush of wind and turn to find your imouto covered in whipped cream
>"Ehehe" she giggles as she plays with a piece of foam that fell on her cheek, "Wanna help me clean up, Onii-chan?"
>Mom mumbles something about "taking care of it" after getting in her first sips of coffee
>You princess carry your imouto to the bathroom trying not to watch her lewdly lick the whipped cream off of places she can reach as you go.
>"Alright, go take a bath, I'll bring some clean clothes later," you sigh upon setting her down in the bathroom.
>"Eh? You're not going to join me, Onii-chan?" She sounds sad, but it's hard to believe she is while she's sucking her finger and looking at you like that.
>You shut the door and walk away.
Post in next thread.
I bet her balls would be soft and juicy.
don't cats have barbed penises
>Come home from school one day
>Succu-onee's on the couch, laying with her stomach to the pillows
>Stark naked, as usual in your house
>Try to sneak past her, suddenly pause
>Her tail is undoing your zipper like an obscenely dextrous heart shape
>"Hey... did you really just come in without saying hello to Oneesan?"
>Try to object, but her tail pulls you closer, now gripped around your member, guiding it
>She forces you to penetrate her slowly, her tail setting the pace for you
>"Oneesan's watching her show, so you'll have to be careful not to spill any~"
>Mother walks in, steam coming off of her from her fresh bath
>She stares at you both from her black sclera'd eyes and then pouts to herself, mumbling "It was my turn with Anon-kun today..."
>The last you remember of your Succumother as she walks upstairs is a distinct milking feeling as your onee-san forces you to spew your seed inside her
>Wake up several days later
>Oneesan is pregnant
>THIS FUCKING FAMILY
>Futa with balls
Oi man the harpoon. She be huntin fer the legendary boypussy
Where else does her sticky love juice come from?
Magical futacat organs hidden away from view.
Oh great she has balls she just makes them invisible.
>Skimming leaves out of family pool
>Oneesama comes out in blue one piece swimsuit
>Can't really differentiate where the skin ends and the suit begins because she's blue too
>Dives in without a word
>Water turns into same shade of deep blue
>How does she even do that
>Can't see where she is
>Cleaning net gets caught on something
>Pull up a swimsuit
>Feel something grab your ankle before you can run
>Pulled into cesspit of blue lust and desire
>Memories blur into nothingness with mindless pleasure
>Wake up in your room's bed
>One-piece is knotted around your member in a bow shape
>"Both of these belong to me, wash and return by tomorrow"
I just imagined being fucked so hard I didn't wake up for several days.
technically the balls just produce sperm. The prostate and some other glands make the sticky, alabaster love juice.
That said, a cock just doesn't look like right balls.
>"Both of these belong to me, wash and return by tomorrow"