ITT: We pretend we're anime fans from the 1980's
Salutations fellow anime enthusiasts who are members of the anime mail club. I am writing this letter to express my gnarly levels of joy for the announcement of the upcoming western release of the anime Dirty pair. No, I am not talking about the vegetable, but the anime about two heroine police ladies. I am truly excited, what do you all think? Please respond to this letter by mailing my regular PO box.
Greetings Dear Anon,
I wish to respond by saying that you are a massive queer.
I have not heard of this series you speak of - then again, I prefer a more softer anime. Attached to this letter is a photo of a girl named Sara in the anime, "A Little Princess Sara". It is all in Japanese, though, and I wish it was somehow dubbed.
(A friend in Japan sent me it in VHS and I am thankful that it is in my possession.)
PS Sara is my maiden. :P
This is the worst idea for a thread yet. Even though I somehow can't stop laughing.
Please do not start name calling, it is very immature and we're trying to have a nice discussion here.
The industry is dying, I wouldn't expect there to be much Japanimation of interest to the west in the next few years because of their obsession with cute characters. Does Japan have a word for this? "Cute characters" is a mouthful to say every time.
They don't make anime like they used to! Anime used to be classy, now all we get is smut appealing to the lowest filth. Every time I see someone cutting out an image of Lum from a magazine and glueing it to a scrapbook I recoil in disgust. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Howdy concerned anon,
I disagree with that assertion. Remember when Pac-Man was a hit just a few days ago?
Cute characters are all the rage now, and with how powerful the Japanese economy is, there's no telling how far the industry will grow!
>yesterday was 2 days ago
Video CDs will revolutionize the fandom guys, cant wait.
Dear anon,you're maiden is a wenche
I think I have a frush
Kids these days have no taste.
>1921 is twelve years into the future
>tomorrow was a year ago
Look at this queer.
4chan in the 80s
I come from the future guys.
America's president is black.
That was a great movie, wasn't it? The theaters were packed last week. How the hell did they use a time machine out of a DeLorean?
Now quit joking around - that will never happen.
>Back to the Future
Just you see. When next month comes around, everyone will have forgotten it already
Holy shit guys, how are you getting such fast responses through the mail? Are you wizards?
>Not knowing about the new fax machine technology
You're pretty slow, old man.
This newfangled smoke rings technology is pretty amazing. Hard to use, but amazing.
Wait, Jesse Jackson managed to become president?
I wonder what Ronald Reagan's favorite anime is?
I'm guessing it's still Astro Boy
What if *Michael Jackson* became our President?
Wouldn't that be rad?
Yeah. I once had the opportunity to get an autograph from him, and he seemed to really like kids cause he even hugged my son. I imagine our children's future would be significantly more secure if he was president.
It's all falling into place now. Jackson will be our future president.
I doubt President Reagan knows about anime, but future president Michel definitely would love Astro Boy.
I hope the industry will never revolve around beta teenagers in school uniforms saving the world or immature romance stories .
Hah. Yeah right.
>Wouldn't that be rad?
It'd be bad, so bad
That's a weird thing to say, how would that even happen?