I... what? Do Japanese students go home to shit?
Public restroom in Japan is only for sex
I know that when I was in school the last thing I'd want to do is use the toilets for anything other than pissing.
Wouldn't you rather shit at your clean home instead of the filthy condition of public toilets?
When I was in high school, the bathrooms were only used to smoke in. And they were also used to have fights.
I never, ever shit in the school toilets. Only piss.
When I use public restrooms, I decide I'm marking my territory so I make it a point to shit in one I frequent at least once.
I also try and do this in every bathroom in my friend's house. Is that so wrong?
Are there any good manga aside from KissxSis and ImoCho with good toilet scenes?
I don' know the context, but generally speaking, elementary schoolers are not willing to shit at school. Because when they find you shitting at school, you would be bullied, even nicknamed "Shit-kun" or something like this.
Is this Elfen Lied's author?
Nothing Japanese about this. That's a global subject of kiddies' first bully. Except maybe in country with no school, or no toilet.
>shitting in public areas
Context is she is a revers-trap and was pissing in boy's toilet and they thought that dude was taking a shit at a public place. What a fag, right? Let's bully him.
You might have mild aspergers.
I take my shit and smear it on the wall in public restrooms, writing racial slurs with my butt makings.
The Lebanese kids at my old school did that
>OH MY GOD CAN U SMELL THAT
>SOMEONE'S TAKING A SHIT
>CHECK WHO IT IS
>YEAH DO IT
>OMG ITS ANON-KUN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ANON-KUN JUST TOOK A SHIT
>ENTIRE SCHOOL ERUPTS WITH RIOTOUS LAUGHTER, TEACHERS ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR
Everyone interested in this subject should watch Gakkatsu! episode 2.
I was chuckling and then I remembered we do the exact same thing with farts.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I don't get it. Why is it so bad to shit in toilets?
Obviously. Couldn't you tell that from all the characters eating lunches in bathroom stalls?
>he doesn't waffle stomp
I have perfect bladder control and shit like a rabbit.
If you don't shit in public toilets, then what do you guys do when you need to shit and you're outside?
Shit belongs in the mouth of the one you love, anon.
>What are diapers?
Something that no normal adult wears.
Are you me?
do you take spirotone?
>Using public restrooms
That's awesome anon, I do that too.
I guess it's some kind of primal instinct, to shit as violently as possible and at as many places as possible.
Go home, apparently.
I thought everyone avoided public restrooms.
But sometimes you just gotta go when you gotta go.
You can go home in the middle of school or work?
>mfw I spent half an hour each day of my internship taking a shit
Getting paid to take a shit, best feeling ever.
Worst feeling was getting a raging boner that would not get away. Luckily I had nothing to do so I could just go and fap in the toilets.
I've never had to commute, but if I did, I would just hold it in until I could go home.
Hold it in till I get home
You have yet to master the art of eating and shitting.
Do it so that you either have to shit when you wake up or late at night.
In the morning is better since then you can go the whole day without shit.
I don't know, I shat at school when I went to school, and I shit at work now. I've been bullied/teased for a lot of things, but never for something like that.
It brings shame on family in Asia.
What the hell does Munsu's death have to do with your post?
I never shit in public toilets, mainly because I'm scared my shit will be big enough to block it and cause inconvenience to other people.
>What is incontinence
>What are astronauts
>What are pilots
>Whar are divers
I hear in Japan they just have holes in the floor.
So I'd probably make fun of anyone who used them as well.
Incontinence is not the norm.
Being an astronaut is not the norm.
Being a pilot is not the norm.
Being a driver is not the norm.
Only betas shit in toilets, real alphas hold it in forever.
I shit wherever I want.
The worst ones are terrible pub toilets with no locks on the doors but it really makes you feel alive.
god i want to fuck nono so bad.
Is this that Boku no guy turned into girl by Loki and will now proceed to being raped by Guile?
>real alphas hold it in forever.
>implying real alphas don't go on a hike and then shit smack dab in the middle of the forest to take shits as a challenge to the wild animals
I have a public toilet fetish so I have no trouble shitting in one.
literally shit my pants
No single job is "the norm" due to how many different kinds of jobs there are, but that doesn't mean you're not a normal adult if you have those jobs, just like how being incontinent or wearing diapers doesn't disqualify you from being a normal adult (any more than wearing glasses would, at least).
>boner while taking a shit
Are you a pervert nii-chan? You sound like a pervert.
I never gave a thought about that I was more worried about people noticing I only went to the toilet to shove a tampon up my vagina but now I hardly even care about that.
If you really don't want people to notice you're taking a shit put a single toilet paper where you're about to shit and it won't make any noise.
>Shitting at school
It's like you want everyone to know you took a shit and be laughed at.
That doesn't work because I make the loudest grunts when I poop. You haven't heard shit till you hear me shit. I make the bloop sound like a fucking pin dropping when I expel the feces from my nether regions.
I used to do this too. I miss that place. Get a feeling so complicated.
Presumably she went in there to pee, and they noticed her going into the stall, so it wouldn't matter if she made a noise or not.
>You haven't heard shit till you hear me shit.
>shit put a single toilet paper where you're about to shit and it won't make any noise
That's the first time I've ever heard that.
>You haven't heard shit till you hear me shit
This is why alien species refuse to contact us. We still haven't come to terms with the fact that we excrete fecal matter.
When we've colonized Mars, "Everybody Poops" will looked upon as a paradigm shifting masterpiece.
>Luckily I had nothing to do so I could just go and fap in the toilets.
I do that when I am bored in class.
I didn't realize I was a superior being until this post. My shit is so smooth all it needs is for me to sit down on a toilet and it just come right out. I don't need to force it or anything.
Describe your diet?
Oh, maybe they don't have any bad intentions. They are just trying to make a joke. A bad one, I guess.
My high school friends often took a shit at school. Nobody gave a shit. They even had a shared toilet paper roll since our school was too jewish to supply it.
Keep that up and someday you'll have to google hemorrhoid.
This reminds me. After Friday came out, people would just go randomly banging on stalls and yell "HEY, YOU TAKIN' A SHIT?!?! HEY EVERYBODY, ANON'S TAKIN' A SHIT!" when I was in high school.
It was always funny until it happened to be you takin' a shit.
Apples (up to 6 a day), carbonaras (loads of pastas with diverse recipes), quiche, milk chocolate (if I eat to much I hve diarrhea so eat some), rabbit with mustard (and pastas), sweetbreads with mushrooms (and rice), blanquette de veau are what I eat most of the time.
The thought of girls doing that when they were going at the toilet always put a perverse grin on my face.
Anyway I use at least 3 pieces of paper when I shit to prevent the noise.
i learned about this years ago from /b/ and it is literally the best thing 4chan has ever taught me. it also eliminates the splashback
>dat string of bloody slime when you pull down your panties
I always wondered how the author learned about this. It's creepy how accurate this is.
That's too realistic, I know that awful pant-ruining sight too well. Where's that even from? I'm surprised if a guy drew that.
My grandma died from taking a shit. She pushed so hard she popped a blood vessel in her brain.
Same author of Aku no Hana.
That's a terrible way to die.
Don't they shit in holes anyway?
It's not like your butt will touch bacteria, unless you fall
This manga is truly amazing.
This actually worries me.
The toilets aren't all squat toilets.
I guess he knows more than some men usually do about these things.
In my middle school there wasn't even toilet paper in restroom. Many thought it would be disgusting to even use those toilets.
No one gave a fuck in high school about it.
that happen to me and i'm a guy
I use my smeared shit to craft a picture of Sayaka on every toilet stall door I visit.
Which one is it?
I just started reading 'Ooshina can't say her own name'.
I'm really busy right now, I shouldn't be doing this...
>It's not my fault I'm became the girl I stalked and subsequently ruined her life
>using the school bathroom to take a shit
why? its fucking disgusting, there's usually piss everywhere but inside the toilets and there's never any paper towels/soap left
>btw im a ugrlrll
This is what you do.
You take your shit and throw it on them, and smear it everywhere, because it's so funny right?
Like you just took a shit, and they're laughing at it, it's hilarious, so they need a closer inspection and they'll die from laughing at your shit.
Was nononono actually any good?
It sounded alright but I never got around to it.
>Use cubicle to piss, fuck it I'm bladdershy
>Welp, time to unlock the door
>Blood and some sort of white foam on the handle
Australians just can't not fuck up anything can they
I do this too, but with masturbating. I've fapped on land, sea, and air, and I make a point to fap in every new country I visit.
>itt: woman are fucking disgusting, dont ever touch one
I don't get it, why do they make fun of you for needing to shit? Also how can they tell you are shitting, there is a bathroom stall right? The stall is closed so they can't see you, and what is the point of a stall if you do it at home?
Google search it, it works.
One time we were on a school trip and the teachers had their own toilet in the hostel we were at. I didn't give a fuck and went in the teacher's toilet to take a shit because it was more comfortable and later the teacher came in our room angry to ask who took a dump in her toilet and I said nothing. So many laughs.
Oh god, is it actually like that? That actually makes me really nauseated.
>yfw you walk into the bathroom and somehow theres shit in the urinal
Thank you, I'll read it.
The one I'm reading, I'm only a couple of chapters in but it's really making me happy and sad and all sorts, he really has a gift to create emotions in the readers so well.
I'm so sick of this here. the grlll bullshit, so many of us here are grrllss, I know it's just board culture but it's boar-ing
School restrooms were the worst. Especially the ones that didn't have actual stalls and instead had concrete walls that were barely as tall as you after sitting down with no door.
That's actually a flawed argument, female brains and male brains mature at the same age, you're talking about bodily development, which is a year or two earlier than male development.
>mfw there's shit on the sink.
Hahaha I remember my elementary days, there was one time where there was a trail of shit on a sink leading to one of the stalls. I never did find out how that happened.
I find this scene arousing. But it's probably just because she's a cute girl. Don't know.
>mfw there's shit on the floor
>Enter school toilets
>See something on the floor in the corner of my eye
>A red mark on the floor?
>No no no no
>Trails back to cubicle toilet
>ABORT THE MISSION
google says three witches, but I can't a Manga with that name
Not a grill, but you probably wouldn't if you could smell it.
No no no, you can't ask for sauce on /a/!
Its been said in the thread
>someone put his turd of shit in wet toiletpaper and threw it against the ceiling.
>it stays there for months
Am I the only one here who avoids touching anything in a bathroom unless it's my own?
I still can't work out why they don't have a pull entrance to bathrooms, so that you can push the door open with your foot when you leave rather than having to physically touch the handle after so many people don't wash their hands.
I always try to time it so that I can follow someone through the door and if I'm alone, I just use my foot on the handle.
The sight of a vagina is stronger then the smell. Having to eat it on the other hand...
been in this thread so long I thought I wound up in /b/
ok thanks, I guess I have to read again. Sorry for the spoonfeed
>There's shit on the ceiling
>Can't go to any of the boy's bathrooms without getting a key from a teacher for a month
>Everyone knows who did it but the little shitlord won't confess
3rd Grade sucked.
Would you drink your waifu's period blood?
I just use the paper towel I dried my hands with to open it.
>cannonball into pool.
>there's shit in the pool.
>run to shower to wash myself.
>there's shit on the shower head.
Public pools; never again.
>could smell it
I've always been assured that it reeks. Does it really?
Haha I teach at middle school and elementary school (in nippon) and I've done the same thing... some much downtime, why not whack one out
I wonder how they realised, I hope you managed to get away with it.
I blocked the toilet once visiting my family, it was really embarrassing, but more embarrassing was that I told the person I liked about it by mistake. I don't know why I did it, it was a total brain fart.
I will never understand why people do this.
>be in pool with classmates
>see how the water turns yellow around one guy
>go to beach
>there's a floating turd
oh shit are you me?
I heard it reeks like dead stuff.
>Be little kid
>Notice how my pee is relatively clear
>Scoop some out with a cup
>Dilute it with more water
>Friend asks if he can get anything to drink
>Sure, hand him cup
>He drinks my piss
And to this day I still know exactly why I did that.
The most important skill I learned at University was the ability to shit in public toilets. Before then, I had to go home to shit or my ass muscles refused to open. At University, the toilets in the dorms were so foul that I used to go find the cleaner toilets on campus to use instead.
>needing half an hour to take a shit
Eat more corn faggot.
>Notice how my pee is relatively clear
Just drink enough water and your piss just will be water.
I don't have a waifu. No, I wouldn't. If it was a matter of life and death I most certainly would. And I would probably puke afterwards.
Are you a girl?
I'm a male and this is what I do:
>open the door trying not to touch the most used part of the handle
>if I have to shit use paper on the toilet
>use the paper to open the door
>wash hands for 2 minutes and use paper to open the door
You're not alone.
>Hold it in till I get home
>not doing it regularly so you don't have to worry
>Are you a girl?
I have female roommates. Public restrooms are way cleaner than the filth hole I have at home. Fucking pubic hair and period blood caked all over the toilet seat and the floor and clogging up the shower.
A little bit of dirt never killed anyone
>not being a girl
Get out, 4chan is for girls only
I never used to shit at my high school.
Everyday on the dot when I got home though I would be in the shitter. My body was trained back then.
Same mangaka as Elfen Lied. It's an awful manga. The best part is when the reverse trap lead almost gets turned into a sex slave.
>open door with shoe
>turn up the toilet seat with shoe
>push things with elbow
ACTUALLY IT HAS
What the fuck. I thought women had a good sense about not living in filth.
>mfw I saw my otouto go out of the toilet when we were in elementary
>There was a shit filled brief on the floor
>Says it was from him
>mfw its still there and no one cleaned the bathroom for 15 years
When they're married, yes.
I was thinking about that too
>I will never understand why people do this.
Don't wanna get caught shitting on the toilet. It's LOL UR TAKING A SHIT AT SCHOOL HAHA FUCKING LOSER vs HAHA YOU'RE SHITTING IN THE SINK FUCKING AWESOME
The last years of school I just didn't give a fuck. She probably realized thanks to the smell or because there were residuals of shit in the toilet, who knows. To this day I forget to check it the toilet is clean, maybe because I'm used to stay seated more than half an hour on the toilet.
Nope. Quite the opposite is true. They just love to act like they have no flaws. Trust me, nothing turns you off 3DPD quite as hard and fast as living with them.
I have a fear of vomiting, I'd rather not put myself in the firing line of anything that could potentially make me ill.
Soooo. Sauce on the manga? I highly doubt it's what google tells me - brujas halloween.
Do you just walk around it, or does nobody walk in that bathroom anymore.
If you had a sister you'll know, fuck them for not throwing away their blood napkins and putting it near the soap
This is why female geeks are often so bad. If a man has poor hygiene, he just smells and gets molding food caught in his beard. If a woman has poor hygiene, there is going to be shit and blood all caught up decomposing around the flaps of their genitals. Much worse.
>shitting in public restrooms
Oh nonononono my friend
Women are the most disgusting hygienically. It's because they also menstruate other than shitting and pissing.
You don't know real fear until you see all three together at the same bowl
Why the fuck can't people just flush the fucking toilet? What,did they get disgusted by their own shit and ran away without flushing?
>shitting in a public place
Never, ever. I only take shits at home/hotel/relative's house which I'm familiar with
I once shat my pants because of this, but still better than doing it in the school toilet.
You seriously thought that? Delusional
One group of people doesn't anything doesn't reflect that whole genders' behaviour.
I've lived in a lot of shared houses and girls are generally cleaner, but because of their long hair and periods a dirty girl is far grosser than a dirty guy.
I visited that school last month. That bathroom is the only thing that didn't change. They didn't even put light or clean it. Its still there, dissolving with the shit
What's the grossest thing related to anime that you've ever done, anons?
I hope you're joking.
Watched Strike Witches in public.
>disgusted by their own shit and ran away without flushing
The fish smell myth isn't too far from the truth. mine smells more like camembert though
That is pretty gross anon, but as long as you were wearing pants it can't be that bad.
my sister leaves her menstruation towels full of blood over my towel, she stopped doing it when i slapped her whit it, i love make her go mad when she is in her days.
I replaced the presentations of one of my classmates with one episode part of Highschool of the Dead.
The fanservice part.
god damn it anon, I already fapped
I watched Kanokon in public
I did the Major's monologue in my high school drama class
>go to my friend's house
>say I'm gonna take a shit
>go to bathroom
>sift through laundry hamper
>take out the most stained pair of panties from his 15 year old sister
>put it on my head with the stained part against my nose and the leg part over my eyes, the result is like a gas mask
>inhale deeply while masturbating
>cum on the floor
>clean it up
>put panties exactly where I found them
>"man I just took the biggest shit"
I've done this three times now.
I've never had issues with school restrooms. Malls are a different issue though, at least the mouth breathers in public schools don't shit on the walls, but the collective loafing white thrash always find a way to wreck anything not made of concrete.
Army made me really appreciate decent toilets. There's nothing better than an actual restroom after taking a shit in the woods for a week.
Sounds totally legit. Cool story.
Fuck that made me gag. I think I'm gonna leave this thread now though >>101025283 I feel better after reading that.
>even a valid foodstuff
Go away. He needs to eat more avocado and kale.
Explaining what yaoi is to normalfags/straigth cis males.
I have no regrets
What part of that story isn't believable. Panties smell the best dude.
Oh hey, I used to steal my friend's sister's panties too. I particularly enjoyed putting on her swimsuits.
Arrange your shitting rhythm so you don't have to go at school. I always take a small shit in the morning, then a massive overflowing tsunami in the evening.
Fuck, i just noticed, i mean menstruation pads.
Leave me alone, i just came back from work and its 7:40 AM.
I sniffed my little sister's panties once. It was kinda gross.
Thank fuck, I thought she bled over towels, which would be disgusting as fuck.
it's ok anon
No regrets my ass
Why would you do that, Anon?
>using the phrase "straight cis males" unironically
Everyone in my art class had the job to do a movie in 4 people groups.
I was the director and writer of my group and forced them to do a live action adaption of Fate/Stay Night.
When I was eleven, I sniffed my hot aunt's thongs all the time.
I avoid it whenever possible, that doesn't mean I absolutely won't.
College dorms desensitized me to public bathrooms a bit.
Yeah, I thought it'd be hot, but it was actually pretty gross. I don't understand why people do it.
I'm sure there's someone out there with cheese fetish.
Not on the same level but this reminded me of that time that we were in computer room at school and I changed the desktop image of my friend to a male hairy ass and when he came back with the teacher she was mad.
>putting on her swimsuits.
Muh dick, I wish this were in more doujins.
The first time I went in there, I really did have to take a shit. But I saw the panties just lying there after she took a shower or something. I thought "wonder what the fuss is all about", brought em up and took a sniff. Popped an instant boner, just couldn't resist.
I nearly did this, then I decided not to. Glad I didn't, would have crossed a line that day that I wouldn't have been proud of.
What does cis even mean?
I fapped to a doujin the other day. Featured some guy cleaning the pool with tomboy-futa, at one point she puts her swimsuit on him and fucks him. Hot as fuck.
It's called Poolside Puberty or something like that if you're interested.
That's just embarrasing.
Oh yes that one, love it. Not usually into futa but that one really did it for me.
Why does a guy self proclaimed guy have breasts?
Not wanting to become the opposite gender or fuck the same gender
Aka being normal
Are you blind? Look closer.
oy gevalt that isn't very progressive of you
But I was being ironic (they really are straigth cis males though).
Watching my friends suffer is one of my favorite pastimes.
Once I explained what Dramatical murder was about while everyone was drunk at the pub. Best night ever.
Look carefully, moron.
Everything by that group is really hot and it's all futa fucking dudes.
Yeah it was, but it was pretty fun. I do kind of regret it. Not many monologues where you can act like a crazy dude. I made sure to take out the parts about vampires though.
I don't care of people are gay or want to chop their dick off, just don't bother me about it.
To those of you that have never shit in public restrooms:
It will happen. And it will happen suddenly, without warning. You will also be thankful it wasn't as sudden and without warning as it could have been.
It's fairly possible your experience is a lucky one. Maybe nobody disturbs the peace, the graffiti is amusing, the place is relatively clean and comfortable. Maybe next time you'll go of your own accord. I mean, it wasn't so bad, right?
Don't fall for it, son. Not like I did.
You are on /a/, you are being bothered by fags constantly.
I'll definitely have to investigate that.
This is like some kind of shitty creepypasta.
I'm not your son, dad.
>mfw it happened when I was thirteen
>even after I was done, my stomach still felt like it wanted to push out more
>eventually it passes
>there was no toilet paper in the stall
more like creepy shittypasta
One time I was just walking along and I went to fart, but instead a bunch of shit came out. I staggered to the near by public toilet and spent some time in there trying to clean up. It was pretty bad. There was no toilet paper, so I tried to use the water from the sink to wash my ass. Some guy came in, looked at me, then made a hasty retreat.
And this is why I told you to never forget to bring tissues wherever you go.
Wet farts are the worst, broseph.
I was lying on my bed watching something when it last happened. I go for a fart, it's a shart, and I can just feel the chocolate syrup ooze out of me.
The worst part was having to look at it on my nice clean bed, then having to clean it up and scrub until I wore the mattress down to a wafer.
>I... what? Do Japanese students go home to shit?
Maybe, maybe not. Just because there is crowding doesn't mean they don't have wealth. Japanese have among the highest savings rates in the world. Their wealth is more spread out demographically than in the USA with its many poor. From 2011, if 1 out of 83 japanese citizens are millionaires or better, then if you assume it takes 2 people to make a couple, that has 1 out of every 42 couples being at least a millionaire when their wealth is added together. Let's remove those under age 36 from that pool, leaving about 1 out of 32 being millionaires. So, 1 out 16 couples are millionaires and are presumably parents that will bestow inheritances.
What Japan has a problem with is the lack of land for housing. It's why multiple generations live in the same home and personal houses go up as high as 5 stories. I saw plenty of 4 story homes when touring Tokyo and modern homes use steel and concrete supports (I saw some being rebuilt because it seems they just tear down the old home and build on the same plot of land a new and bigger (taller) house). Unlike the USA, Japan is fairly good at protecting farmland from city encroachment. Thus, when you fly in, you can see fairly sharp demarcations between farms and urban areas.
> only 1/83 millionaires
I'm glad I've never done this, but I have a really weak bladder.
Once I was getting cash out of a cash point and I totally wet myself, I was wearing light grey jeans and a young couple walked past me; I tried to act nonchalant about it and tied a jumper around my waist.
I was probably seventeen, and I've never really gotten over it.
If you go smearing poop all over Japanese restrooms, they are going to get your DNA from it and put a stop to you in the name of public order. Japan is pretty strong about maintaining public order.
If I were you, I would only ever wear black trousers.
>cash out of a cash point and I totally wet myself
Why would you wet yourself were doing that? Were you holding it for a long time prior or did the jew scare you?
>/a/ - Shit and Public Restroom
Incontinence doesn't need a reason.
also period blood.
We seem to talk about that a lot these days.
>I have a really weak bladder
I know your pain; it's the worst thing ever.
I even had to start using piss bottles when I was still living with my parents because I didn't want to wake everyone up with my numerous late-night toilet trips.
Sage for blogshit.
>Were you holding it for a long time prior
Keep in mind that when you have a weak bladder, "a long time" isn't long enough.
I guess I was trying to get everything done before finding a rest room, I just thought I needed the toilet a little.
And suddenly I didn't just need the toilet, I was peeing.
I forgot something similar happened when I was on a chair in my boyfriend's room too. I stood up and noticed the seat was damp and immediately sat back down, saying I just couldn't stand because I needed the toilet.
He must have noticed it had already happened, he never said anything about it though, he went to sort something in the kitchen. I respect people that know when it's best to not say anything.
Man there are doctors for this shit. Reeducating uro-incontinent people is my very own mother's job Find one.
Ah, figures, I hear about weak-bladdered grills a lot. As >>101026831 says there are doctors for this shit, hopefully you get it sorted out.
Also >having a boyfriend, normalfags please go
Also, sorry for OT so here's a gif that comes after relevant plotline
maybe it was his fetish
What does this have to do with shitting?
This, he probably left to fap.
I remember when I was back in highschool some bullies started a fight with some nerd in the toilets while I was taking a shit. I yelled "take that shit outside I can't concentrate". Surprisingly, they left. The guy that was being picked on said "Thanks" and I finished taking my shit in peace.
The problem with a fetish like that is that it sounds like a great idea when you are aroused, but in practice it would just be totally inconvenient most of the time.
Sort of like how just after you ejaculate the images you were perusing suddenly change from titillating to fucking retarded.
Yeah, it's a shit thread, don't know why he went off-topic
I would love you tenderly but I would never let you sit on my favourite couch, sorry.
Does she piss? What chapter?
Since you shared this with us I'll share something disgusting too.
>in french class
>feels period starting to come down
>it's okay I knew it was coming I put slim pads in my panties this morning
>suddenly feels like my whole ass is wet
>the period started soaking through the fabric of my trousers
>tie a jacket around my waist
>I pack my things up as slowly as possible, waiting for my seat neighbours to leave
>the chair is red and sticky
>suddenly the teacher come to talk to me about some shit
>I run away acting like I haven't seen him
I'm pretty sure he saw the chair.
You're lying, that's a scene of an anime.
I know what you mean. I'm more of a desperation person myself, having people mess themselves is just silly.
If only everyone with a gross problem or habit could find someone that liked that habit.
Like in pic related.
the whole menstrual cycle system is proof that there is no god. It is terribly engineered.
Why do they make pads if they don't fucking work?
You should really go ask /cgl/ or something instead of here, but it's like you get different ones for different levels of heaviness.
You're not supposed to use one that's too much heavier or it's bad for you, but you also have no way of telling how things will be until they start.
This. At Least a horse re-absorbs its' menses so it isn't tracked by a hunter.
Anime girls don't have enough period problems.
Tbh the huge rift between how little a lot of hentai artists know about women really turns me off, nothing distracts me more than when a female character says some nonsensical reason for why she can't get pregnant that day.
Thanks for not leaving me alone.
Sage for no shit
>You're not supposed to use one that's too much heavier or it's bad for you
What, will it suck your soul?
I always shit in the toilets of my university.
1. I don't have to deal with washing skid marks in the toilet bowl.
2. I save that much on toilet paper and water.
3. The seat is heated and it has a bidet oh gawd the bidet.
4. It's so clean that when you ask someone to rate toilets, you ask them to rate on a scale from American fast food restaurant toilets to this university's toilets.
Usually, my periods start out with very little blood that's why slim pads are usually okay to start the week with, the real deal comes the day after. Only this time the real deal happened on the very first day. Ever since I don't trust slim pads anymore, I use both tampons and thick pads at the same time.
I never did shit in my high school. For some reason, almost every stall there had a broken lock.
Hey, that kind of makes sense, seeing as its basically bleeding out potential babies (read: souls). If the pad is too strong then it risks sucking up the host's soul along with the ovum's soul.
Man, you learn so much in threads on 4chan.
No it sucks out all the natural moisture that you need.
which can then cause female health problems
You probably weren't the last or first time that's happened in your school anon, it's ok.
Even the biggest turbo feminist will admit all women are soulless automatons
Yeah but even if it's just for a couple of days?
I never knew it was unhealthy, I just didn't use them much because the bigger the more uncomfortable they were. Seriously it feels like you're wearing an adult diaper.
Gays are really the worst.
>/a/ Shit & Periods
Nah they poop in public.
You have to admit though, it's quite a fascinating thread to sit through.
That's the most American post i've seen all day.
I used to dread the idea of having to go down on my girlfriend because she was convinced shoving garlic and yogurt up her cunt every day was "healthy". We once took a shower together when she was bleeding pretty heavily on her period. After getting pretty turned on a bit from making out, she said "I want to mark you." and reached down and lathered her hand in menstrual blood then smeared it on my face starting from my forehead and ending at me chest. To put it mildly, I did not react well.
That's as disgusting as menstruation cookies.
>and ending at me chest
Are you a pirate?
Man, 3D girls are fucking disgusting
>mfw I take 10 seconds to dump a load off.
Damn anon, I hope that's just you inventing things, if not, just so you know girls aren't all that disgusting. Find some other one.
>Shiver me timbers, she wiped menstrual blood on me chest!
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the girl shitting on the beach or the guy who's filming this video.
Or my erection from watching her poop.
That's infact the advice given to the person who made the very first rage comic: an angry post on /b/ explaining how the water splashes against his ass when he shits.
Anon, why don't your delusions focus on moe anime girls like the rest of us? Why choose to have such disgusting ones?
woman truly are disgusting monsters
is there a scientific explanation to why they have periods?
or is it just fu manchu bullshit?
I dont get the pirate thing...... although I do wear and eypatch, but thats unrelated.
I wish I was. Bitch left me for another man on the same day my mom died.
This reminds me of that anon who got his beard soiled by menstrual blood.
>Yo ho ho, and a smear full of blood!
Ironically it's for cleaning. Disposing of unused ovaries. That's why it doesn't happen when they get pregnant.
What the fuck
At least go into the sea and shit there. Or knock on a nearby house and ask to use their toilet.
This thread is shit.
inb4 that one Psycho-Pass thread
my cat doesnt have periods
why are woman so a shit?
In high school, someone put a sheet of plastic wrap on the top of the toilet, covering the hole then shat on it
The next person walked in to discover a floating piece of shit. The school janitor got really pissed off and told us in an assembly meeting, then promptly left the job.
>butthurt woman is mad that people dont like the fact that she vomits blood from her hatchet wound
Suddenly I can understand how catgirls can be attractive.
>Shitting in the sea
That's fucking disgusting. Imagine your a little kid swimming and a giant turd smears all over your face and the poop water gets into your mouth.
You're a terrible person.
I loved Sundome, best fap ever. Well except Mujakai no Rakuen, that's even hotter, though not as many good fetishes.
You wear an eyepatch?
Are you the /v/irgin who lost his eye recently? From an accident involving a faulty saw in a school workshop?
Nah, it would break up pretty quickly. I mean, it's not an ideal solution, but at least you can wash your ass, and you're kind of hidden when you do it.
Women are seriously disgusting.
It's all nice and cute on the outside but when you see them in the morning without make up taking a shit you'll convert to 2D completely.
Everyone has got to eat poop eventually, it's better to get it over and done with.
nah, not me.
For yer black boeard!
Yer ar a pirate mayt.
>not knowing about the e.coli in the beaches.
Stay away from the beaches, anon. Especially the ones in the tiny islands with no proper sewage.
This is the same reason why so many women convert to fancying 2d yaoi boys.
but those woman are all fat landwhales from tumblr
It takes a while for it to actually break part. It's pretty nasty when it's the gooey poo too. I imagine that there are families at that beach, so the kids would instantly be swimming in your poop
>No it sucks out all the natural moisture that you need.
How, shouldn't that remain inside?
I can understand that.
I think that one solution to the Fermi Paradox isn't nuclear war: Instead, once civilization progresses to the point where it is possible to produce high quality simulated waifus and husbandos, the civilization's members stop breeding and so die out.
Good point, anon
Wait, yeah sorry I was thinking of tampons.
Overly thick pads all the time can cause problems because they reduce airflow etc.
In the morning I am still relatively good looking, even with messy hair and scruffy face.
Make up should be fucking OUTLAWED.
I'm >>101024695. That happened when I was 11, and since then I've never felt comfortable with the beach.
>shit in public toilets
>someone knocks on your cubicle
ugh, thinking of vaginal airflow makes me want to throw up.
Girls are gross.
Agreed, if it was outlawed then we would get used to what girls really look like and find that attractive again.
I'm the worst, I hate underarm, leg and heavy public hair on both genders. I blame anime.
Only armpit hair bugs me.
>mfw I witness someone take a shit in an urinal right in front of me at this McDonald's I worked at.
The sink was right next to the damn urinal too and I was washing my hands.
Oh fuck, high school.
>taking nasty shit
>loud farts ripping their way out of my ass
>hear door open try to hold the farts and shit in
>knock on my cubicle door
>recognize my classmate's voice
>can't hold fart anymore
>panicking so hard
>liquid shit pours from my anus
>distort my voice
I was eating right now you motherfuckers
Nigga I am shaved clean aside head.
I need to be pristine 24/7.
Anons always want to be the little girls, but do they seriously want to fucking sploge blood in their pants and put concrete on their face?
I want to be a 2D girl.
I'd rather be dead than 3DPD.
But a bigger pillow should displace more air.
This thread is bullshit. Next you'll be telling me that you don't cum directly into the womb.
Why are people so retarded when it comes to taking a shit? I have encountered so many weird fucks who can't just sit their ass down on a toilet and take a shit.
>younger brother goes to the bathroom with the door open so he can see the TV from where he is shitting
>i walk by and unfortunately glance in
>he's fucking crouching on the toilet seat shitting like a bear
Younger brothers always seem to be the most retarded in the family when it comes to taking a shit for some reason
>at cousin's place for the holidays
>his younger half-brother is 13 and goes to the bathroom
>walks out 20 minutes later with shit on his hands
>i walk by and glance in and the entire bathroom is coated in shit
>mirror, ceiling, floor, and walls, all fucking covered in shit
How do you even shit enough to do that, and what would make you want to do that in the first place?
That would imply that anyone on /a/ has had sex with a gril.
>implying we don't
You must be one of those asexuals.
I never had sexual desires toward a gril.
Oh wow. I'm trying not to laugh because I'm at work and I don't want people to realise I'm on 4chan.
>this fucking thread
Thanks /a/, I really needed this shit.
>browsing /a/ at work
Oh carry on then.
>crouching on the toilet seat
I lost it
What kind of fucking shitholes do you people live in
>How do you even shit enough to do that, and what would make you want to do that in the first place?
I always shit naked.
It starts by taking off shirt while going to the bathroom and then throwing boxers,pants and socks all together.
I feel liberated then.
That gif made my day.
Make a tumblr and dump pictures of their bathroom whenever it's particularly disgusting. Your captions should be exasperated rather than disparaging. Have them "find out" about it.
You have to fight them in arenas they understand.
Some people do not deserve salvation. This is one of them.
>tfw in college/work and no one gives a fuck if you are shitting
wow that's a typical /a/a thread if I ever saw one.
Needs more Madoka faggotry though
>mfw I write perverted things on the walls at college
Did they censor shit out?
Now I realized that 3D Women are disgusting sack of filthy blood and shit. I'm going to fully dive in 2D.
Fuck this gay Earth.
I WAS TRYING TO EAT YOU FUCKING SICK FAGGOTS JESUS CHRIST
Yes they do you imbecile. They just eat it before you even realize they do. Why do you think they always seem to be licking their own ass some days ?
>Expecting something good from 4chan
You sure showed them
I can feel the edginess from here anon-kun.
No, they didn't you lying piece of shit.
I do this too, pants give a feeling so complicated and shirts are too warm.
That would be so hot
But diapers are comfortable as fick.
>not leaving the boring lessons to take a massive shit for like 15mins
However weird it might be, I believe they do.
I'm 100% certain they have periods, just because all mammals have periods even dolphins
>Not leaving boring lessons for fap breaks every day
Still wonder how I passed econ
>a dolphin will never rape you to death while on its period
But diapers are comfy as hell. That thick crinkly fluffiness between your legs is irresistible.
>thick crinkly fluffiness
More like thick crinkly ruggedness
I don't even
>I really needed this shit
Sometimes it's best not to think about these things
>thick crinkly fluffiness
Have you tried wearing them?
It's futile to try to understand fetishes, but I can't help but wonder how people can get so depraved.
Not that I'm one to judge, anyway.
I turn off my brain every time I come to this ocean of piss that is named 4chan.
If you asked me when i was 1 year old, i might've been able to answer that.
>go to the city shopping
>desperately need to take a shit
>no public restroom in range
>too autistic to go in some restaurant(people could call me out on using the restroom without actually eating there)
>go into H&M
>take some T-Shirt
>go into a fitting room
>shit on the chair in the corner
>wipe shit the shirt
I feel kinda bad for the clerk who had to clean up but looking back I really didn't have an option
That's why you take a shit BEFORE leaving your house.
I just ate a bagel while reading the thread. Are you weak or something?
How did you even come up with this idea?
please be real
When I was in the army there was only a few moments to take a shit in a day, everyone was queueing to the few stalls whenever we could and there was shitting contest that consisted of who ever could make the loudest shit. Even in the hallways you could hear 12 guys similtaniously farting and shit hitting the water while laughing ensued. I hated it.
Does /a/ know of any good omor/a/shi media other than that imocho shit airing now?
You RUINED somebodies day dude.
Normally, i would not stare at a gif of human feces spinning around in a toilet for 2 minutes.
Autism is one hell of a drug.
> I was shitting in school once
> this guy just came in the bathroom.
> watches me shit
> creepy as fuck
> take half a shit
> never shit in school again
nowadays i only shit once per day in the moring or evening while at home
wow you're the biggest prick ever
On one hand, I have heard of shits being found in changing rooms.
On the other hand, unless it was unstaffed, you could have had to have taken the shirt back out of the changing room and either kept it with you to put back on the shop floor, or given it back to a sales clerk.
Human creativity knows no bounds.
You're a piece of shit.
Ruining peoples work days is fun. Try going into McDonalds and puking all over one of the tables in the back. I've gotten so good at it that not even the customers notice me.
What is wrong with you?
Cant we just kill these kind of people. They cant function in our society so lets just kill them.
One time I went in the public restroom cause I had diarrhea and barely made in time only to realize that there was no toilet paper. So I sat there and waited until everyone had left the restroom and opened my stall and waddled to the other to get some paper but it was empty too and I only ended up stepping in piss for my trouble
So I sat back down at my stall and weighed my options carefully. After about 10 minutes of desperate deliberation I took my underwear off and wiped with it. I threw it in the garbage can and went commando for like 8 hours before I could get home.
Oh Jesus, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
What the hell, dude.
>someone uses the toilet
>leaves the seat with shitstains and piss
You couldn't run into a McDonalds and buy a McFlurry afterwards?
>fast food bathrooms
Not even once. I remember going into a McDonalds bathroom, and there were traffic cones stacked on top of each other and a flag at the very top. Of course the entire thing was surrounded by used toilet paper along with a gentle layer of shit here and there.
You tried, and the world was cruel.
No harm done.
The ad thing is I know people who've work at McD's for 10+ years and they've tolerated that bullshit for that long.
Have a similar story
>road trip with my dad as a kid
>he has to take a shit so we end up at some truck-stop in the middle of nowhere
>go in and the restroom is a ground zero disaster zone I remember it as being one of the nastiest bathrooms I've ever seen and theres no toilet paper
>Dad starts cussing up a storm but he doesn't have a choice
>asks the white trash cashier for some TP
>Don't have any sorry you're just gonna have to deal with it
>Dad says fuck it and buys one of those dumbass tourist shirts
>goes back to the bathroom and attempts a squatting dump into the toilet because he didn't want to sit down
>Says fuck it wipes his ass with the shirt and we leave
I was probably 9 at the time and it was the funniest damn thing I have ever seen
So, in a thread full of shit, you faggots must've learn something new right?
All I've got from this thread is comedy gold.
My stomach hurts from all the laughing.
I'm not sure that makes me feel better but at least no one had to clean it up
I learned that people are fucking disgusting and I'm glad I stay in my 2d world.
now i know that /a/ is the best place for SHITPOSTING!!!
You don't need to use it
>attempts a squatting dump into the toilet
Can't knock him. That shit can be difficult sometimes.
That's the better option. As long as you disposed of it properly then it's fine.
Looks like the toilet from someone who'd post on /tv/
>tfw you only need to shit once every couple of days, at the least
Learning how to clean your shit at an early age is important.
I've learned this the hard way by crouching in the toilet for 3 hours.
Why a western raised toilet but squatting? Why?!
Actually I read that a healthy poop cycle would be twice a day.
>your favorite anime will get a second season/sequel/continuation if you lick this toilet seat
Whats it going to be /a/?
Straight in there.
>go to take a dump
>take off jacket, tshirt, undershirt, pants
>mire my bod
What the fuck. Do public toilets not have stalls where you come from?
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
I've learned that, truly, people will never changed
>taking a shit in public bathroom
>notice the lock slides out of place because of piss-poor craftsmanship
I'm looking at you highschool. You made me terrified to take a shit in the 200 hall bathrooms.
Not that guy, but back in my highschool a kid had broken the stall doors for fun and they couldn't get doors for three months.
Are you a serial killer?
Shitting... Shitting never changes
I hate this so much, since every time you do have to go, it's urgent.
The Romans were as lewd as fuck. THey literally fucked a plant out of existence since it was such an effective contraceptive.
I thought the only purpose high school bathrooms served was for gambling, smoking marijuana, or taking a piss in.
The stairwells were for sex.
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Even the Romans knew women were 3DPD
This one's actually pretty easy to explain. It's like being into panties, except that these are much more comfortable (think of it as a soft pillow between your legs cushioning any surface you sit on, with a thin layer of plastic as soft as silk on the outside rubbing against your thighs for each step you take), with connotations of taboo and humiliation to make things even more interesting.
Haha, that reminds me of the dares where you had to unlock occupied stall doors.
You're a scumbag but that's actually a pretty clever solution.
The first time I went to a public bathroom, the trashcan in the stall was filled with toilet paper smeared in shit.
>The entire ending of that video
Imagine a lot of dried blood mixed with pussy juice. Now imagine that the mixture was set outside in the sun for a couple of hours. That's the smell.
I ate bird shit before, I thought it was vanilla ice cream, it didn't taste bad on the cake, but I was very upset when I found out it was indeed bird shit
>be at school taking a big dump
>have been there for more than 15 minutes
>someone knocks on the stall door
>"Is everything ok?"
>"You have been there for quite some time now."
>"Um...are you really ok?"
>"Yeah I'm fine."
What the fuck man. Why did this person even notice how long I have been sitting on the toilet?
Aren't we a civilised human.
A healthy amount of bacteria is actually beneficial. Mothers that sanitize everything for their kids and live in a sanitized environment while pregnant usually birth children that have immunity deficiencies and become easily sick. That is why having a dog in the home with a pregnant mother is a good thing for the child: they develop a lot more antibodies and resistances.
>someone knocks on your cubicle
''Fuck off - its in use''
Is that so hard to say?
Or you can just do an extra loud, drawn out grunt- should get the message across just the same.
>mfw reading this thread.
You lot are disgusting bastards, hilarious but disgusting none the less.
>Go to take a shit
>Shitting is boring, break out gameboy
>Playing fun game, before I know it, lots of time has passed and I haven't even gotten up to wipe my butt
>It's been at least an hour or so that I've been on the toilet
>Go to wipe ass
>shit is all dried out
>Have to wash paper towels in water and then wipe my butt with them to get anywhere
Thats horryfying. You should've just said "IM TAKING A BIG FAT OGRE SHIT"
Yeah sure, I'll need some of that footage for research purposes, if you get my drift.
Only online can you ever have really candid conversations like this - online or with a really really intimate group of friends/significant other. Seeing as just about no-one here as friends or significant others you can guess why such candid conversations arise here from time to time - it's cathartic when you have no other outlet and you just want to talk about anything with no inhibitions.
This thread actually makes me feel kind of bad about only having normal shits and so on.
back in school there was a girl who's nickname was "fish" for obvious reasons. she also sat in a way that showed off her panties. though she stopped that by year 9
personally I have a really sensitive sense of smell, and can normally smell if someone is on her period unless she's wearing something stronger. which so many geek girls seem to neglect
>Shitting is boring, break out gameboy
>Playing fun game, before I know it, lots of time has passed and I haven't even gotten up to wipe my butt
What the hell is wrong with you?
Gameboys were pretty distracting, man
Shitting is boring.
Shitting in public isn't bad at all, I used to play battleshits with anyone who went into a stall next to me.
>taking a dump in your dream
>wake up and start panicking
>find out it's all clear, just a dream
Am I the only who experienced this?
This is kinda related, so I was wondering.
How do you feel about night shift nurses?
Should I be worried that it's the best fap I've had in ages?
I don't know these feels because half of my poops come out clean and I don't need to wipe.
This happens way more than it should.
In fact, same with piss.
Please don't go there
Most animals recycle their menstruation inside their vaginas. Women are just incompetent all around.
I hate it
>taking a shit in a changing room is somehow less socially awkward than asking to use the bathroom at a restaurant
I have no clue how your brain works, but that's fucking hilarious.
That's not even a problem, I fap while I'm asleep. I only know this because I wake up with my hand on my dick.
I can only pray no one has seen me do this.
>Shitting is boring.
No it's not. It's fun, sit in the toilet quite, think about life, and let it all go. People who don't have imagination usually bring gameboy or phone into toilet.
I do that. Britbong here
Is it not normal then
When toilets at your school is like that... yeah...
This fucking guy.
The hell are you doing on 4chan, why aren't you starring at a wall while thinking about life right now.
>>Have to wash paper towels in water and then wipe my butt with them
I actually do this with the toilet water if it's a really difficult to wipe shit. Makes things go hell of a lot faster.
why can't nips shit like civilised people
God fucking damn it, /a/. I should be sleeping now, not reading about people's experience with shit and piss.
This is proof that necessity is the mother of invention.
>spend entire dream trying to jack off and getting interrupted
>always going somewhere in my jack off adventure trying to find a quiet place to fap
>finally find one
>fap in my dream
>wake up before I cum
My little brother does this. It was awkward being awake at 3 AM and then hearing the sound of vigorous masturbation from the top bunk.
I thought Nononono was really entertaining. At the very least it was better than most regular shounenshit.
The only truly bad part was the cut-off ending.
Oh shit, I remember when someone dumped this on /a/. Fun times.
my sister take like a lot of laxatives... she left the toilet like a leopard hide
I really hope I'm not that loud
I moan a lot when I fap, I really hope that doesn't carry over to my sleep fapping
are you a girl?
After years of sharing a bed with family, I learned to be quiet with both my fapping and my mouth.
If I were an exhibitionist, I'd be like some sort of fapping ninja.
>No barriers between them
>No one ever uses the middle urinal
>walk in and some guy is using the one in the middle
>have to use a stall
I hate everyone that used the middle one.
That is called correct bathroom etiquette
>have small dick
>never use the urinal
Even fucking worse,
>the stalls are occupied
>have huge dick
>use middle urinal
>That small crack in the toilet stall where you can see a glimpse of the outside
>You can see somebody from the outside looking inside of the crack
>He's staring at you
Ah, just finished reading nononono. Quite interesting.
>not using the middle one when they are all free
The truth is, maybe the other urinals were taken when it was his turn, but he didn't pussy out like you.
Please don't bully me, I can't help it when it feels really good
Oh god, I've had this happen once. I didn't want to say anything because it's embarrassing, but that guy just kept looking the entire time I was in there.
Who would do something like that?!
>get in dorm room shower
>our showers are stalls with barriers that are over 6ft on each side, and curtains to draw close
>someone gets in the shower next to mine
>he's like 6 foot 10 or some shit
>make eye contact with him
>I can only see the top side of his head
>he can see EVERYTHING
>mfw the whole shower
He thought you were cute.
One thing i hate from my dreams is that occasionally i would be chased by this faggot who seemed to locked on to me no matter what the fuck i do.
>haha get a load of this faggot
>nigger doesn't shit right
>do you even push?
>i wish i was home taking a huge shit
I swear to god /a/ is making me gay.
>Trying to shit in train station
>Hear moans next stall
>He stopped moaning when I flushed the toilet
Why can't you just do it at home. Is it that urgent?
I try to be quiet about it though, but I'm never sure how audible beating the meat is.
I can only imagine that all the grills in this thread are having the time of their lives educating the naive, sheltered anons about the horrors of female biology and figuratively watching their eyes widen in shock and disgust.
I thought one can fap without making a sound.
I remember fapping in a toilet stall because I was really stressed out from studying for finals, and I wanted to "release my stress" but I couldn't do it in my room because my roommate was there. Grabbed my wifi enabled smartphone, my headphones, fapped to some porn, and came right on the stall walls. Felt good.
I'm sick, so this was a lot more funny than it should be. I knew I stayed on 4chan for a reason.
What's so gay about that?
I came on the stall's wall (I always ejaculate left) last semester. There's this huge stain that's still there that drips all the way to the bottom. It's such stubborn shit to clean up, even when you wipe it, it still leaves that residue.
I like to look at it and laugh though. It's like my designated fap stall.
Thinking about an anon moaning while fapping made me hard.
And if you gotta do it, you hover. Never ever touch ass to seat. You don't want to walk away with another person's fecal resin from a previous shitting that was only glossed over by janitor who doesn't care to clean up shit to begin with. That, and crabs. You don't want those guys either.
Can't you do it in the showers? Leave the water running to mask your moan or whatever
>(I always ejaculate left)
I just thought you'd like to know.
I've seen this mentioned in a number of anime, so I assume it's a Thing in Japan. Where you can get teased for "being a girl" if you have to use the toilet. I don't get it myself, though.
I can't remember anyone ever being teased for having to take a shit. And I wasn't exactly a popular kid in school, so if that was a thing, I'm sure they would have tried bringing it up at some point, and they didn't.
>have to shit real bad
>rush to the bathroom in a feverish daze
>sit on the stall and feel bliss wash over as I take the biggest shit in your life
>tfw it slowly dawns on me that I'm in the woman's bathroom
>feel like fucking Solid Snake trying to figure a way to escape the stall without anyone seeing you
>run away before someone can report you to the police
Has... has this happened to anyone else before?
I once randomly shit my pants at work. I don't even know why. I was copying some documents and bam, suddenly my underwear feels weird. Never happened again so I hope it was just something I ate.
Women actually do reabsorb most of the uterine lining, but the last 1/3 is too thick to reabsorb so it gets flushed out. The price humanity pays for having an overly prolonged pregnancy relative to our size.
Nuding up to poop feels great
In high school, I almost walked into the girl's bathroom during gym because I thought it was a side door to the gymnasium.
It's not illegal to use the opposite gender's bathroom you fuckwit. And being all awkward about it and running out the door only made it worse for you.
If you felt like saying anything instead of waiting for it to be empty, when women came in you could have just said I'm really sorry I was in such a rush I went into the wrong one. Sure it would be embarrassing, but at least they wouldn't think you're a creeper then.
Anons are pretty lewd sometimes, it's great
For now nearly 4 hours, I've been waiting an important call for a professional interview while wanting to take a dump.
The only correct response there would to be to pretend to be a totally off the scale autist and run off, yelling something nonsiquential.
Go sit on the toilet, answer the call mid-shit. It'll be great, do it.
>not waiting for and answering the call on the loo
That's when you take the call on the toilet, then just don't bother to flush. Assuming you can avoid blow-out sounds.
I want to have my notes in front of me and stuff.
I'm about to give up anyway.
Should have done that hours ago.
>It's not illegal to use the opposite gender's bathroom you fuckwit
... wait, really?
One time when I was showering with my friend he said to me "I'm going to take a shit, one second". He reached down between his legs and caught his shit, and threw it from the shower into the toilet. Then he just said "I've always wanted to try that" while laughing like a madman.
Since this thread is heading for the dead lands, Imma go to sleep guys. It was a very fun thread.
>Anime girls don't have enough period problems.
>Tbh the huge rift between how little a lot of hentai artists know about women really turns me off
They aren't for YOU, bitchnerd. Go read your otomeshit if that's what you want, you disgusting she-behemoth.
>One time when I was showering with my friend
>One time when I was showering with my friend
You could've stopped there
I find it funny how all the grills come out in these kinds of threads. I mean really, just how cancerous and disgusting do you have to be to only show up in shit and blog threads to talk about how vile you are? Fucking hell, fujoshits. This shit is why 3DPD has become such a wide-spread term here.
but das gay
It's just that guys won't give a single fuck and even might think its hot, while of course the women will think you're a rapist. Although it may vary by state.
Also: It's a bit old at this point, but never seen pics of Ally McBeal? That show featured coed bathrooms.
>broke my car
>had to jog till the bus stop
>it was slow and not very comfortable
>my ass get asleep i have no idea how it is said in english
>doze off a bit
>suddenly feels like i soiled myself
>not sure what to do if tell the driver and make him to get everyone off or wait till last stop
>spend 4 hours till last stop and almost next state thinking how i am going to explain things
>Driver call me out, full of courage and preparing for the worst
>It was nothing
I once ate a bag of deep fried peanuts with the shells. I'll give you guys a tip, don't eat the whole bag in such a short time or else you'll be shitting tiny shards of glass.
There was blood.
It always cracks me up how in BL series all the men act ultra-gay in these super unrealistic and bizarre ways but if you really think about it you find plenty of guys IRL doing gayer things in locker rooms together that somehow never show up in these kinds of fiction.
>hang out with the son of a family friend and one of his friends
>go to the park/woods
>the friend's friend turns to me
>"you know what I love about this place, anon? You can do whatever you want, no one's ever around"
>trousers, underwear drop
>does a single shit on the floor
>carries on like nothing happened
>no-one says anything
It was more than 10 years ago and I still have a hard time believing it happened
It's okay, we said no homo.
>I find it funny how all the grills come out in these kinds of threads. I mean really, just how cancerous and disgusting do you have to be to only show up in shit and blog threads to talk about how vile you are
Have you not considered the fact that they only admit to being grills in these kinds of threads because it's sort of fundamentally necessary when describing all the disgusting shit that goes on?
You don't exactly have to admit to being female in husbando threads. If you're talking about period blood you sort of do.
Ah that's fine then, carry on.
No, but my older sister who sleepwalks has bedwetting issues and she frequently climbs into my bed wearing nothing but a shirt after drying herself off.
>"you know what I love about this place, anon? You can do whatever you want, no one's ever around"
I'd probably think I was about to murdered
This is the only time an anon can be differentiated between each other, so of course that'll happen.
But the best way to figure out who an anon is, is by using their filenames. But don't bring it up to them, just stalk them quietly or else they'll change their filenames.
>No, but my older sister who sleepwalks has bedwetting issues and she frequently climbs into my bed wearing nothing but a shirt after drying herself off.
This is just like my Chinese porn comics.
They shouldn't be blogging about their periods to begin with, stop being such a whiteknight. This is a shit thread, not a FUJOshit thread.
>blogging about shitting and fapping is okay
>suddenly when the subject turns to periods it's not okay
Whatever you say broski.
Don't get too excited, it's a double bed and she usually stays on the other side.
why are we all so gay
This is a male board, not a female board. We find shitting and fapping funny, we don't find your disgusting woman excrement amusing at all. Fuck off back to MAL and Tumblr, webwhale.
Why do you get a double bed all to yourself, anon.
I wish my parents loved me that much.
How big was his cock?
We're not gay, we're just cute little girls
Except for this >>101035855 cooties machine I guess.
He probably went out and bought it so his sister climbing into his bed wouldn't be so awkward anymore.
Cute little girls don't have periods, watch BL, or smell like pigshit, anon.
>Reading a manga by Lynn Okamoto
I seriously hope you don't do this
Well, some are obviously older silly.
>This is a male board, not a female board
So all those anons telling me they were cute little girls were lying?
But why would they lie to me?
According to some studies, it's normal for young men to go through a faggot phase
I bought it myself. Although >>101035906 is right. My sister's been climbing into my bed ever since I got this room. It was about time I got myself one.
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>i am leegun
At least 7 inches. I couldn't stop staring at it. Wish he asked me to give him a brojob.
I'm not gay, I just want to be the sub.
No, older girls don't belong here. Baka.
They're little girls at heart, friend. Don't worry though, if they keep their virginity they'll eventually become little mahou shoujo when they reach 30 years old.
Ok, now this is getting really hot.
>With the shells
You're an idiot
It was fucking gross, like he was saving the one shit for the park
You're supposed to eat them with the shells that's the whole point of deep frying them
That's like pouring milk into pencil shavings and calling it cereal.
It doesn't make it any more edible.
Because I want to fuck some cute anons.
Brojobs are fucking dangerous
Well, they're pretty fucking good, edible or not
Why do I have the feeling that everyone is currently reading this?
Probably because it's pretty fucking hot
I swear I've never even thought of gay sex before. I feel like fapping now though.
You see, faggots?
You're actually turning people gay.
>have dick that's small when flaccid but 6.5" when hard
>fap before using urinal
Fuck, this is great writing.
You can feel the guy slowly loosing his mind until he becomes a dirty cum dump.
actually this is turning me bi.
I'm very happy about this, as I've always acknowledged bi people as the great master race
You niggas aren't gay, you just like the thought of being totally dominated to the point of being completely at someone's sexual mercy as they tease your dick and insert whatever into your asshole. The dick is the ultimate organ of subjugation, and that gets you totally hard. It doesn't matter who bears the dick, man or woman, but you lust it.
Bye faggots. It was a shitty thread.