So, /a/, how was your own special brand of chunnibyou? Don't deny it - we all went through it.
I turned into a little girl.
I turned into a little girl
I turned into a huge girl.
I turned into a little girl
I turned into a little girl
great thread op
I was a little vampire girl
I'm not proud of it.
I turned into a Eggman
Does playing D&D on the weekends count as chuu2? That's the farthest I got.
Never dressed up or anything.
Does LARPing count?
Cause I still do that shit monthly, shit's hype.
Hot Topic for Errrrything
It was at the tail end of the Scene kid scene an, on top of dressing edgy, I told people I was sadistic, part vampire, loved pain, that I was afraid of the sun, etc.
I look back and want to do.
/a/ is not your blog.
I had one of these trench coats.
It wasn't black and it wasn't leather but i thought it was the raddest shit.
I also started skipping school for months on end and that ruined my life.
Damn, beat me to it.
and want to die*
and ur not my mum
trench coat kid wer the wort.
Is this what autism feels like?
I called people "humes", imagined that I have a multiple personalities disorder and acted as if I hated sunlight.
I never had a phase like that. Not even in kindergarten.
i went through a phase where i had to constantly make new blog threads on an anime board
i used to run arround with my arms up like freakazoid and spin like taz in public
yes, i was bullied constantly
you can kill me now
I called them sheep. Same thing, really.
I used to think I was cool.
I used to be like that whole multiple personality things too.
Years later I was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia, I blame the Chuuni phase
Do it yourself loser.
>Diagnosed with mild schizophrenia
The chuuni got you in real life.
I listened to numetal, wore ridiculously baggy jeans and... A fedora.
The shame has passed, but the memory remains.
I used to think i could change the world by becoming the best detective in the world (death note phase), now i'm studying to be a coroner.
It probably did, the Chuuni buried itself deep into my mind, for me there is no escape from the Chuuni, it's condemned me...
>imagined that I have a multiple personalities disorder
Fuck, I forgot about that. Jesus. One of my "alternate personalities" was homo.
Fuck. I am so thankful right now that nobody who knew me then brings that up.
Are you going to rape the bodies?
I still pretend that I'm an edgy motherfucker with a special ability, such as Accelerator.
I only do it in my mind, I promise.
>One of my "alternate personalities" was homo.
Freudian slip too much?
I've always suspected that I have mild schizophrenia, but I never wanted to get checked, just in case. Ah well.
>Fuck. I am so thankful right now that nobody who knew me then brings that up.
Every tim I see soemone I knew in middle school, who didn't know me when I changed in high school, brings up the whole "maniacal sadist" personality I did in middle school. God damn
Just because chuuni is airing doesn't mean you get to make these shitty blog threads every god damn day, jesus
I bet you're too much of a puss to do it.
nah just lonely, horny kid with a very sexually open group of senpais who I thought were cool.
I realize now they were all chuuni as fuck.
dude i don't wanna lose my license, besides you can't rape it if it's not breathing
I acted pic-related tier autistic and cold
I used to get my pencils and pretend they were trains and used the little trenches in my desk at railroad tracks
When that didnt work I made them flying trains
I drew little windows and numbers and shit on every pencil and thought it was the coolest thing ever.
I still love trains
I turned into a cute little girl
I did the same, but my pencils and pens were spaceships instead of trains.
I play DnD to get my dose of SEIGI, thus I usually play good aligned characters.
I turned into a Pokémon Gym Leader.
Or I turned into Argolius, Emperor of a Socialist Roman Empire aiming for world domination.
Or occasionally, I killed Kenny.
Don't open it.
Jesus doesn't blogpost.
Or post at all.
Same here m8s... Same here
When I was 8, I wanted to be a Ghostbuster.
When I was younger I'd pretend the shit I had on my desk during rosary (fuck going to a catholic school) were all strategic elements and I'd play out some pretty shitty battles; all the while pretending to be the general.
It was a good way to kill time
>get really into magic
>tell everyone I'm a magician, that magic is real, etc.
>never actually get good at illusions or tricks so I just embarrassed myself.
When I was 9 I wanted to be Daffy Duck
What about collecting eraser crumbs, piling them into the trenches, and rolling them into balls to play with? Shit was so cash.
Fuck, there's nothing really WRONG with getting a how-to-draw manga book, but what the fuck were you doing getting one of such atrocious quality?
>Not sitting alone at lunch and making models out of the tinfoil your sandwiches were in
When I come home from work I sometimes step off the buss early and take a 20 minute walk home while I listen to music and create a fictional world where I'm some type of normal guy turned superhero by chance and fantasize about beating up bad guys and having girls fall for me, usually I I imagine fighting someone to the beat of the song I'm listening to.
Sometimes I get so immersed I make flying noises and shit and when sometimes walks by I act as if im coughing or something so they don't think im crazy....
It's alright you're not alone, I know that feeling all to well
I thought I could channel Chakra. Me and the group of other people that read Naruto (it hadn't started to air yet) would get in a big circle and try to focus our shit. We all had a different element, though pretty much everyone everyone choose some crazy shit like darkness, super nova, etc.
I'm so glad my appearance changed so much over that summer between 8th grade and freshmen year and joined the football team. No one remembered I was one of the people that did that.
How many of you wore fedoras?
I own a pith helmet I bought for some reason at a con... It helped keep my neck cool
Sorry, I had to make due with creating golf clubs, balls and tees out of the lunch roll and aiming for the gravy hole in the middle of the mashed potatos.
I make up fights in my head to the beat of a song all the time.I also have a bunch of different super heroes and characters with huge stories all just in my head, some of them going since I was in 5th grade, I'm 19.
As long as you don't do it or express it in public, everything is fine anon.
When I was 13 I had a Naruto headband with my morbidly obese friend, and we would fight on his trampoline using the stand you put sheet music on.
Now I'm almost 20 and in love with a 14 year old cartoon girl.
I making a dagger out of tinfoil during my Freshman year of highschool. A friend told me it looked stupid so I stabbed him in the forehead. The cut actually lasted a couple of days, too.
My chuuni phase was ridiculous though, mostly because my only friends were either the worst kind of weebs, and even then I was elitist enough that I thought I was better than them.
I also took martial arts and since no-one had bothered to beat the shit out of me yet I still thought I was amazing at it.
I didn't go through it, I'm not autistic. Sorry
when I was in junior high I used to think I could make leaves blow by holding my hand out and focusing really hard
Fuck, I almost got hit by a car once because I became too immersed. Be careful, anon.
That makes two of us. Imagination is dangerous.
I did that with Avatar: TLA - my friends and I all thought we were benders
The cute girl I walk back from my classes with has probably saved me countless times when I zone out occasionally and cross a road without looking
Make it three
Actually now that I think about it when I'm alone sometimes I say "Lelouch vi Britannia gameijiru, SHINE!" or say UBW
I love it when there is a climax in the songs I listen to, I tend to just build up to it and release all my imaginary powers when the song hits the drop. Somehow feels euphoric as fuck and makes me all fuzzy inside.
Also... imagining other characters characters in my fantasies talking about how strong I am.
I would always draw and doodle in my notes when I was in middle school, and people seemed to think that they were really good, so when I got to high school I decided to join the art club.
It was mostly a bunch of pastel and water color kids, but there was this one girl who would always sit in the back and sketch people as they were working, but no one ever seemed to notice, until I walked back there to ask her for some charcoal for one of my paintings and I happened to notice how incredible her art was.
She ended up asking me to model for her after class, and I didn't really see the problem with that, so I met up with her in the empty classroom and asked her what pose would be best, and she said she needed practice in anatomy, so she asked me to pose shirtless and in nothing but some boxer briefs. I didn't really care since she said she needed the practice, but she was completely red faced the entire time and she would always drop her pencil a lot. She wasn't sure about how to shade the muscles correctly since the lighting was pretty bad in the room, so she would periodically come up to me and feel the way a certain muscle would stick out, and color it accordingly. Afterwards, she asked me how it looked and I said something like 'Whoa, that's pretty good' and she went 'I don't think I got your good side enough' and I said dont worry about it, and at that point I walked out of the room after I dressed, and left.
I dont know why she didnt just use a picture for reference
So when you guys were chuuni, which element did you claim to have power over? Everyone I've known always seemed to stick with one.
Mine was ice.
You turned out alright, see?
I had two brands of Chunnibyou, one normal, one autistic. The normal one was when I was in pre-school. I would act like I was in the TV show I was watching (usually superhero cartoons) and try to do the moves they did. One time I was watching power rangers and my dad crouched down behind me at the wrong time. I spinning roundhouse kicked him square in the face. Hard. Apologized for like ten minutes straight after that.
The autistic brand started after I entered elementary school, and it hurts just to think about it.
>lelouch vi Britannia ga...
>Not 'Seig Kaiser Reinhardo'
I guess I tried to bend spoons and tried some stupid black magic thing before I realized both were bullshit and moved on. I also thought about dressing like a goth but everyone sane around me laughed and gave me a beating and that was that.
>Made up these stories in my head since I was a kid
>They'd be epics of this generational family of super "humans"
>When I was younger, they would take inspiration from all the media I liked
>More original when I was older
>Anyway, I'd make sounds and shit to myself when I was acting these out in my head
>Did this way too many time in public as I zoned out
>Still do this at 20
Make it 4, fellas
I couldn't have done it without you /a/, I realized the error of my shit taste.
We have the same type of escapism, anon. Try writing about it and make it productive.
>my friends and I all thought we were benders
bender (plural benders)
(chiefly UK, slang, derogatory) A homosexual man.
You were all definitely benders.
>mfw watching you fuckers do that shit
You people were like wizards to me.
Shadows. But more in the Shikamaru sense.[/spoiler/]
I had a thing for swords. My pussy ass brother never wanted to fight me with these two plastic swords I bought for Halloween one year because I'd always kick his ass.
I still have the swords too.
>tfw parents drug me along to Halloween parties for a couple of years and I'd always challenge whoever was drunkest to a fight
>fought against one chick multiple times who always dueled me without a shirt
Coulda been worse, I suppose.
I always wondered how people on the outside saw that.
I've stopped doing it so obviously in public now, but I guess it had to be pretty noticeable.
I was water (which always branched out to ice). Pretty vanilla.
I still use brooms to practice my sick bostaff skills. I do it at work sometimes too and actually impressed a few people because I didn't notice they were around while i was doing it
Anon, you make harem protagonists look quick-witted.
How many anons do you think have died because of this?
*tips wizard hat*
>weeb at our school
>small white kid
>wore pic related everyday
>brought one of those bigass shounen jump books to read during class and at lunch (if we didn't want to go to the cafeteria there was a nice spot to chill out at for lunch)
>had a brown or purple belt in karate
>nobody ever messed with him because a lot of people went to the same karate place so this was well known
>black kids would always boast about his skills when someone tries to mess with him
>"yo man you best not mess wit dat kid he gon fuck yo shit all kinds of up"
I miss you, little karate kid.
I've tried in the past, I realized that just coming up with a good story doesn't make it enjoyable to read, you need to be able to write well, something I can't.
Are you some kind of anime mc
Who lightning here?
>sick bostaff skills
>implying you can
She wanted the d, anon
I used to think I could do calculations and shit to predict stuff.
I guess I was always a nerd by nature.
>How many anons do you think have died because of this?
At least a few. I mean, zoning out is a legitimate problem for some people. Add in the type of personality/problems an average anon might have, and that's a recipe for bloody traffic related deaths.
I had a friend that I LARPed with when I was a teenager. It was really embarrassing and every time a car would drive by we'd drop our gear and try to act inconspicuous. Thinking back it was pretty funny.
>Music pirate shirt from Jinx
>Hot Topic pants with the chains
>Pentagram on the hand
STOP TRIGGERING ME /a/!
>Not mastering the Holy Powers of Light
For fucks sake, people.
You don't even know. When I was a kid, I did shit like that, and more. Being bullied made it a thousand times worse.
>Kids won't let me on the side
>Like I'm gonna sit there and take it
>Put hands behind me like I'm charging something
>Yell out KA ME "HAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEE" loud enough for eberyone on the playground to hear
>As I ye "HAAAAAAAAA" I hit him with the palm of my hands.
>Then everyone starts laughing, including the guys bullying me
>Thinking "What? What's so funny?"
>Promptly got my ass kicked
And that's just one of the small things I did.
This can't be true.
And I won't believe it.
Holy shit, anon, stop being so dense.
When you walked out, did you say "Eh? Nandatte?"
Come fight me, nerd, i'll show you true power.
Lightning all up in this bitch.
I then upgraded to a Lightning + Magnetic wizard.
I was unstoppable.
>All those times I was almost hit by cars zoning out like that
Touma, is that you
Prove it, or I'll smite you with my superior japanese katana skills.
When I was a kid I thought I had some amazing ability to have a limit break any time things got too difficult. Apparently it runs in the family, too, because my dad once told me that he has a "superman" mode.
I commanded an artillery detachment of 15 twelve-year-olds. Armed with bows, rockets, primitive ballistas or fireworks, we were tasked with assisting the melee units with indirect fire. It was shitloads of fun and I really miss it.
Middle school genocide best day of my life.
I also went through the raidfag phase when I was 15. 12th July had just wound down when I signed on.
>being a moralfag with pussy-ass powers for female supports
Nah, I'll enjoy my badass anti-hero DARKNESS.
Cool blog thread guys
>liking holy light
>not being edgy as shit with darkness
You were an autist like us, anon, but a better person
Darkest for life
>Not being the tragic villain turned hero who sacrifices himself
In my head at least...
My friend was always fire/light because he was our protagonist. I had to take ice because I was the team's lancer/blue.
It's weird because we didn't even know about the archetypes, but we followed them perfectly.
Oh lawdy, it's actually pretty bad.
For someone to be so disconnected from reality that they don't even notice speeding metal machines coming straight for them is actually scary.
I-Its not like I wanted to sketch you or anything, baka..
That feel when you actually have weird powers over my nervous system like Iceman(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Hof) and I never went through a Chunni stage.
I can do weird shit like manually change my body temperature or induce adrenaline rushes without a stressor.
I might be able to eliminate pain since iv'e been able to effect my pain level before but who the fuck knows.
Feels weird man.
I was the edgiest person I ever knew.
They're archetypes for a reason - they're everywhere. You knew them subconsciously.
Also, protag is always fire. Always.
Like most anons, I often daydream about being a superhero. Mine flavor of heroics is becoming a robot after sacrificing myself for some heroic deed. Then I become some kind of anti-hero robocop. Sometimes I make up theme songs and get really elaborate with it.
It's gotten to the point that every morning after I wake up, I pull my covers over my head and make machine noises and spark noises to pretend that I'm being turned into a robot while singing my theme song. Then I say, "Reactor: Online. Sensors: Online. Weapons: Online. All systems nominal." and throw my covers off in a heroic sweep, jump to my feet, puff my chest out and swagger to my computer to turn on my hero playlist.
I used to believe I had the power to persuade people to do things. Like, if someone walked up to me and said "hi" I would believe that it was I who got into that person's head and ordered it to do so.
You just reminded me of my biggest head fantasy I had in middle school. I spent hours pacing back and forth or lying on the grass during recess just thinking through the storyline. I had invented a machine to send me to any dimension I ever wanted, and I had electric fingerless gloves. I was a damn nut.
Can someone explain how this is related to anime or manga?
I used to think I could talk to the rain goddess and make it rain on command. I managed to do that 3 times but it was all a coincidence
>Have a dozen toy swords
>Friend comes over to play
>Decide to swordfight
>Go outside, each holding one
>Fighting, having a good time
>Another kid in the neighborhood sees and asks to join
>Grab another sword and hand it to him
>Eventually more show up
>Now we have a 10 person battle royale in my front yard
>Eventually have to stop because I broke my sword over one kid's head and he started crying
Shit was fun while it lasted.
I would try to get my hands on those fance clicking ballpoint pens, and I would pretend they were multistage rockets, and I'd take them apart with each piece being a stage.
I always sat at the front because of poor vision, so I don't quite know how I managed to not get in trouble for it.
>that one kid who always starts crying and ruins the fun
Fuck that kid.
>tfw lighting/gold paladin
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME THE ORIGIN OF THAT THING
Ice. My friends and I still maintain that we have "affinities" in videogames. Like I do better in rain and snow maps, my friend does better in maps with trains or ruins, etc.
Lightning a best element
I used pretty much all of them, but the ones I used most were wind, fire, and darkness.
I didn't use water though, because I though water was for pussies.
Also with Silvia
I would really not want to go to a party that you were at, shit dude. And by party, that would probably some anime watching party, and thats kind of what /a/ is anyways, just over the internet instead of real life. Sometimes its just fun to talk to other people who have the same hobbies as you , and talk about how those hobbies have affected your life too with such people. If you don't want to talk with other people who also like anime and manga, kindly close the browser.
Admittedly it was somewhat deserved. The sword I was using was hard plastic, so when I broke it, I hit him HARD.
i always thought i had the power to send pain to other people.
Don't remind me of swords, bro. I'm >>100996003. There was a ledgendary sword produced when we fought those battles. Nobody knows who did it, but some kid took a fencepost to a belt sander and shaped it into a proper sword. It made its way through every army, seeing combat in the hands of the best fighters. After the war, two friends of mine who had served as mounted shock troopers, took the sword deep into the woods and planted it in the center of a clearing full of poison ivy. I actually spent a few weeks searching for it when I was 16.
It was the shit, man.
Darkness AND LIGHT
If thats not your answer then you dont understand anything about
MANLY HOTBLOODED MANLINESS
Pretty sure trying on girl clothings wasnt exactly consistent with this tho
How is your social cognition now /a/?
This fucking thing was all over all my notebooks
Here. I could channel 80k V through my door so no one would enter my room without my permission. That was when Dragon Ball aired in my home country. Not that it stopped my mom to get in without even knocking.
Just making paintings out of my blood and getting my friends to help me draw blood out of me with a needle in class, general edginess, but in an "I don't give a fuck way" rather than "I'm so sad" way. Also climbing, I used to get up in what must have been 15 or 20 story trees.
I always stealthed around areas and did imaginary room clearings when no one was around.
So, I just found out this got a second season. I'm slow.
>making paintings out of blood by getting the blood drawn via needles
>15 or 20 story trees.
Anon that is like half a football field high.
Same guy. Not related, but I also imagined every street walk as a road and I pretended I drive a car. I even stopped at imaginary street lights when they were red.
Leith vi Faggot
I had both, merged them to create a plus-minus zero that could let me refine my energy in the elemental Godly power that could slay/punch the false leader of the church/makai and it worked in the most bullshit manner
also i like to shout Getsuga Tenshou from time to time
>Walking just in colored tiles of a certain color
I'm sure you guys all did it.
I'm sensing a huge gravity distortion here.
I thought I could trust no one else except myself.
p.s. I used to say "I am the god of myself"
This is embarassing
>that one kid who had the jetpack
He lives in china now and is filthy fucking rich.
Um...I think the only Chuuni related thing I did was head butt someone and had to get nine stitches on my forehead.
Me too, I even talked to a psychologist about it
Fuck you. and your father who works at Nintendo.
I went through an obnoxious atheist phase. Other than that the only really strange thing I did was wear the same outfit to school for like four years running.
Sage for blogthread.
>not mastering all elements
I made stories where I was always the protagonist with three friends, but the characters and storyline eventually evolved on their own. Now I make scenes to the rhythm of whatever song I'm listening to and write them down for future reference.
I used to want to animate the adventures, but knowing that I could never do so I've resorted to writing them in novel format. Currently in the process of writing a separate story though.
black people love dbz.
I was a hacker.
Unfortunately since I'm computer literate and pirate a lot of stuff, the title has been retained.
I regret everything. HEY CAN YOU GET X OR Y FOR ME LOL THANKS ANON
Ah shit, I know that feel. Another time I was carving a stick into a sword and one of my buddies saw me and started making one too. I made mine out of a good sized pine stick, nice and solid. I started "dueling" with my friend and broke his stick in half. Once again, another friend saw us and started making one too. Now the three of us took turns dueling each other. I always broke the others' swords though, I never lost. I started calling my sword Excalibur and declared that neither of them could ever beat me. They'd keep making new swords, then they'd duel each other to see who'd duel me. I felt invincible, and I grew attached to Excalibur. Eventually one of them made a sword from a palm branch, in the shape of a Katana. We dueled, and right when I was about to win, he broke Excalibur in two. I lost, and Excalibur was dead. And to make it worst, his shitty fucking sword got broken a match later. No other sword I made was as sturdy as Excalibur, I even buried the pieces after we finished.
Now every time I see that .gif of a katana cutting a greatsword I remember and get sad. I miss that sword ;_;
>tfw when 23 and still doing weird stuff like summoning fire balls, summoning portals, and sneaking around like a ninja
>tfw doing that shit at work
>tfw doing that while being in the military
I don't even know why I still do this shit but at least I do it when I'm alone.
I had somewhat of a unique position. I was never a chuuni but my dad never grew out of it. He's always tell me that he was a god and that I was the son of a god. I've heard a lot of stories about him and none of them are good.
One that I really enjoyed was told to me by my mom. Apparently, when she and he were marries, my dad would train on a make-shift punching bag every day. When I say "make-shift" I do mean "tire on a rope" which, as you might imagine, was very painful for my father. Concerned, his wife and neighbors would talk to him and ask him to stop, to which he would reply "Lucifer is coming. As God's right hand, I'm going to stop him." Hearing this, it became evident to me that my dad was not always god but rather somehow became god through is adventures, evolving from god's right hand. I'm sure he didn't start as that, either. Stories stretch back far into his life and he still keeps up with his heroics to this day. My mom divorced him.
>which element did you claim to have power over?
Everything. I was a mad scientist, exploring the multiverse. The spaceship was my imaginary friend.
Ah... and I fucked up on time-travel, thus creating something I had to constantly fight.
Never leave AI-nanomachines unattended for billions of years, they'll come back to bite you.
I had many types .
I used to rent a horse , it was named old faithful but I called him lighting .
I wore a jacket even in the summer .
I also thought I could make peoples cars crash and roll 6-6 in backgammon if I really wanted to .
deep down im waiting for an A.I to make me an emperor of my country .
I think it would be amusing to teach middle school just to see all of the aspergers.
I wonder how hard the teachers were laughing at us.
I was an "~**~~anime artist~~~*~"
When I walk in front of another person and turn a corner I run when I'm out of his view and then walk normal as if nothing happened expecting a wtf face on them.
>I think it would be amusing to teach middle school just to see all of the aspergers.
But you have to remember everyone is a annoying teenager with raging hormones that most likely don't know how to properly clean themselves.
OH GOD THE SMELL, EVERYONE EITHER STUNK OR HAD ON SO MUCH SPRAY DEODORANT
I used to pretend my favorite character could hear me and I would talk to them.
Except I do that now....
I live alone and have no one else to talk to.
I negated all magic. Eventually it was revealed it was a branch of holy magic.
I told my mom her son was dead and some demon was now on his body
The strongest telepath.
I never acted my delusions out though, but I did and still do to some extent have day dreams of me and a rag tag group of superpowered dudes fighting the system and shit.
I blend in, just like every other person. Any kind of illusions are played only in my mind.
It's a bit tragic in a way.
Not gonna lie I thought this was a gang sign until about 2 years ago when someone mentioned them in nostalgia.
And then you were the demons?
>being a tulpafag before it was cool
Nice. I just made up random characters and put them against each other. The bad guy usually won.
Oh shit nigga, what are you doing?
I hope your mom wasn't a very religious person.
oh god yes , for 2 months I had "sieg mein kaiser" on a loop in my head .
I even had a dream were I saved an airport while screaming it
Sometimes when I'm putting the dishes away and I have knives in my hand, I do that retarded anime thing where you hold them backwards.
Or only walking over shadows
>implying I've learned how to clean myself since then
>8th grade pe class
>line up for stretches
>pretend to grab the shadows and use them as scythes and shit
>I was in front of the line and everyone saw me being retarded
I think your dad might be insane. He should probably see a psychologist.
I had a God complex.
I even had my friends carry me to class a few times.
Anon you are going to have to tell me some more details.
yea I was a prick
I don't think she cared a lot
>tfw when 22 and still did a naruto run down the slope
Was in a fight club with like 7 other guys. We used those ufc gloves and met in the park to spar/work out. The guys who had taken legit classes would teach everyone else techniques. I was pretty shit as fighting, but it was fun and I probably lost some weight with the training.
My latest chuuni moment was raising my right hand pretending to be Fiamma of the right
I'm ashamed of it
The backwards stuff was great, too bad it was inefficient as fuck.
I used to daydream about having telekinetic powers. I thought that the easiest way to beat someone else would be to control the air around his nose and mouth and just asphyxiate him until his surrender.
I used to think that i was always kurapika and I was wearing a chain in my hand, with a black glove. I even buy red contact lenses, which always occupied, until my mom banned me to use them, because it gave me an infection in one eye. ohh also remember thinking that I could learn to use nen, just like gon and trained my Ten and Ren all the time.
Go away me.
there is nothing much to it I just changed a lot from being the perfect son to a prick
then sex healed me
Holy fucking shit, this was exactly like me in high school. All the negroids at my school acted buddy buddy to me and bragged about me except I'm asian. They only liked me because i was minority probably.
I did the whole emo thing
Why would she dress like a slut while stargazing?
I wasn't Chuuni at school or anything. Just with my friend. And we pretended we were Beast Wars Transformers and Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles and X-men. We were like, eight.
>riding the schoolbus home and looking out the window
>pretend I'm out there running alongside the bus
>no friends at recess
>grab snow in both hands and hold my arms in the air pretending to gather energy for a spirit bomb
>when someone walks by and asks what I'm doing, that's what I tell them
>He's always tell me that he was a god and that I was the son of a god. I've heard a lot of stories about him and none of them are good.
He's old enough to be your father and still thinks like that?
He may be a schizo.
Nah, he's just a chuuni. Every time I've tried to talk to him about his "experiences," he gets embarrassed and changes the subject.
Interestingly, though, he has seen a psychologist but only because it was court ordered after he said some weird stuff to the Judge in a custody hearing. He was diagnosed with schizophrenia. My mom was encouraged to sign some papers to institutionalize him but she refused, explaining that he wasn't insane but instead "just stupid."
am I the only one who didnt do this shit?
not unless you cound my friends and I playing red army in the woods in middle school.
we built a base and everything
I told my mom , she was not my mother .
(for a long time a suspected I was adopted,since im taller than everybody and look more european, I think her real kid died or was sold to the germans )
I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this.
I had a stupid name on the internet.
That's really about all
>go hiking in the thuringian forest
>wearing my toe shoes
>mhh... needle leaf forest ground is soft
>start running in a very bouncy manner, sidestepping roots
>pretend to be a ninja jumping from rooftop to rooftop, evading obstacles
shit feels great
I'm almost 30
>not being the TouMAN
Step up sempai.
toe shoes are almost as gay as crocs anon.
>4th grade recess
>Sitting in the shade because it's hot as fuck.
>Swing arms front to back, pretending it would summon a breeze
>By coincidence, the wind does start blowing my way
>chuuni mode now in overdrive
>Sit there and try to throw windballs (yes, balls of wind) at the kids I didn't like
>Mfw thinking back to this
I was an alien. My backstory was kind of original too. I came to earth in a flying cement truck, from a planet made entirely of metal that had electric volcanos, which they harvested for energy.
I had a t-shirt with a random map on it and I told people it was a map of my planet.
This thread makes me feel like the only difference between an /a/non and someone from tumblr is a sense of self-awareness and shame.
>I know you're reading my mind right now
>not being OP master of all
I developed a lot of radical political views
I was a prime candidate for a school shooting for a while
it never became a problem though as I hardly spoke to anybody through middle and high school, so nobody knew about it except for the internet
This one time me and 5 friends stared at a piece of paper for like half an hour to see if we could move it with our minds.
My cousin was really into HxH, he organized a lot of people and tried training all of us into nen and shit, he classified us into the classes of it and hot/cold elementals.
We did the whole "biting the finger" thing, I sometime found people on hide & seek with it so it was neat.
>mfw only cold elemental of my whole group
>mfw could actually make my hands really cold by blowing in it
I still don't know how I did it.
I did this SO fucking much.
I would get all flustered when I thought of dirty things in class and tried to explain them in my head.
I still do this. Just in case. Like, I'll clarify things I say in my head just in case someone happens to overhear something without context.
I think it will be more socially acceptable now that we have cameras to prove that everybody is a fool at that age
Once, when someone was joking about telling the girl I liked back in middle school, I got really moody and started making Naruto hand signs.
Nice to meet you, Touma
zero fucks given
I still do that
Then I ask myself why I'm explaining myself to myself, then I feel like an idiot
Make it 5.
>listen to music
>picture battles in my head between characters I've thought of
>swing my head all around corresponding to the motion of the attack just launched in my mind
>notice people looking at me like they think I'm having a seizure
>then sex healed me
it should be a legit prescription.
maybe medical sex can be the first step to legalizing prostitution
This is what's so embarrassing about it -- he's not insane. I'd like to say that it's sad and that I'm some kind of trauma case because that would be easier for me to deal with. Instead, my dad is a chuuni.
I still remember the time I invited him to a school play. Never again. He had bought some electronic encyclopedia of jokes and saw it fit to tell them to all of my friends, to demonstrate the power the device held. Then, he gave it to me and made me tell jokes from it, telling my suddenly more distant friends that I now "had the power." with a totally straight face. Then, he proceeded to put his hands in his pockets, tilt his head down, and stride away while poorly whistling. We could still see him when he stopped the act and got in his car to drive home. It sucked because I was constantly moving. Making friends was hard for me.
I do this all the time, mostly calling them faggots or screaming really loud to see if they look at my direction, though.
You should be laughing, this is all of /a/'s cancer in one thread, It's just amazing.
I would always talk in my mind like someone else was hearing it
Sometimes I would think up different responses to things I thought dirty or not
I thought you could actually run faster with your arms behind you ala ninja style.
I make up stories in my head.
I had/have a hero complex.
I was mad edgy, but not the depressing type. I was revered as the most badass ever and would often get in fights.
The funny thing is that I was a pretty damn smart kid, I just didn't try whatsoever.
I did this. At one time I even thought that everything I thought was said out loud by another me in an alternate universe. Sometimes I'd think something to explain it, others I'd purposefully try to screw him over.
Does it count if I used street magic in highschool to convince idiots ( Mostly gullible teenage girls ) that I had psychic powers when I was fully aware that I didn't?
>Not kicking your shoe off to see how high it can go.
>Not using it as a missile against people when needed.
>Not wearing a jacket at all times.
>Not selling sweets out of it for a profit.
>Not being happy-go-lucky, polite, and innocent your entire life.
>Not knowingly using your polite innocence to get away stuff with just a smile while other people would be suspended.
I can't say I'm proud, but I've personally witnessed worse future regrets than mine.
How come none of you are writers?
You fucking people are parts of my mind. I'm sure of it.
my aunt used to tell me about how a spaceship would come for us .
your dad sounds cool (unless he has a darker side )
That's the only difference from 4chan and anywhere else in general, really.
Because it's anonymous, we don't have to justify our retardation.
>>Not being happy-go-lucky, polite, and innocent your entire life.
>>Not knowingly using your polite innocence to get away stuff with just a smile while other people would be suspended.
Yeah, I did that.
I was a manipulating little bastard.
All the teachers new me as the cute, smart, gentle grill so I could get away with fucking people over.
When there was someone I didn't like talking shit about me I would start crying and go to the teacher, and when they tried to explain anything I just looked all hurt and clutched to them.
Worked every time.
>Not being happy-go-lucky, polite, and innocent your entire life.
Sometimes I think that I'm actually horribly disabled and everything seems normal to me, but when I go to the bathroom and take a dump, the real me is just doing it on the floor, or something. Like I'm really doing everything, but in different places and times.
>whip out my dick and blow my load on my teacher
I pretend to like my friends an family so they don't send me to psychiatrist again.
So boring, hate those fuckers.
I used to have an angel and demon thing in my head deciding on what I should do when I'm in a dilemma. Does that counts?
Nothing more out of normal than a grown man pretending he's getting his dick sucked while watching porn or something.
Personally because all my creative autism was either temporary or shallow
Me and my childhood friend who was a girl, but in no way my girlfriend used to go on "adventures" in the woods and reeds by the beach near her house. She was a pirate captain of the high seas, and I was... a deckswab or something, I dunno. It was a long time ago.
Fun though. Looking back on it, I think she grew out of her chuuni phase before I did. I also think she had a more severe case than I did, really. Even though I was pretty fucking stupid back then.I didn't really care about making some sort of fantasy persona for myself, as long as I could do fun things with her. I miss you, Captain.
im too lazy .
I have a legit idea for a book series that everybody I know likes but im too lazy to do it , maybe if I had a guy who would transcript them and work with me on improving them I would do it .
>>Not kicking your shoe off to see how high it can go.
>>Not using it as a missile against people when needed.
In gym class in about third grade, I once ran toward the cute student teacher and launched both my shoes at her for no reason other than that I was hyperactive as fuck
she had the most terrified expression and I was completely oblivious as to why until I looked back on it years later
I don't know how I wasn't expelled for that.
I got away with SO MUCH SHIT be being the teacher's pet. In highschool, the tech department fucking LOVED me. I RAN the goddamn engineering deparment. UNANIMOUSLY voted President of the Robotics Team. Hell, I started thinking back to what my two-star uniform would have looked like.
Glory days, man. Crazy shit.
I thought only I think this way
If this was an anime I already could see the plot.
It would be way better than chuu2.
We all did.
>those things you did for literally no reason
I still don't know why I cut her hair with the ketchup packet scissors.
When I'm alone I still sneak around like I'm solid snake.
Like a good edgy shitter dressed in black my element was ice.
I used to love the fuck out of Dragonball Z when I was in elementary school, prob around 2001/2002. I was amazed at how Goku trained and one of his methods was he had this shirt or gii or whatever it's called that weights hundreds of tons.
So I wanted to emulate that and I loaded a bunch of bricks into my backpack and ran around the park like that. Keep in mind I was like 11 years old or what, so I ended up injured and had to wobble back home. I've had a slight pain around my lumbar ever since and gained a lot of weight so I didn't have friends through middle and high school because I was THAT kid that was fat and had a funny walk. Prior to that I was actually underweight
Those fantasies re wishfulfillment, overpowered main characters etc. If written down you would end up with generic self-insert crap.
> thinking , die die bitch die I fucking hate you
> he looks my way ,I shit bricks thinking he heard my thoughts
I did the Fusion hand signs with a friend during recess.
And a bunch of chunni shit like power level battles.
Anon you gave me a heart attack,Because i know a female who did it too.
He does have a darker side. He used to be an alcoholic. He wasn't violent, just worse. He'd lose all inhibition then say and do really weird stuff.
I remember waking up in the middle of the night when I was staying with him once. I could hear some loud grinding sound. I walked into the garage, where the sound was coming from, and saw a pile of beer cans and my dad sharpening a machete. Next to him, a couple axes, a bunch of knives and other weapons.
"What the hell are you doing, Dad?" I asked the strange man, rubbing my eyes.
There was a long silence as my father continued to sharpen the blade. Under the light of intermittent sparks, he answered.
"The apocalypse is coming."
"Don't worry, my son. We have the power to stop it."
When I moved out, he gave me some things. One of those things was that same machete. I asked him why he hid it in the trunk of my car. "You'll need it."
Every time I think I'm the only one who does something, /a/ proves me wrong. God damn.
Holy shit, I also thought these things.
It is the most fucked up thing. I don't know how other people would even conceive of something like that.
Lighting all the way. It was even the name of my Gundam. I used it to beat Domon.
I sometimes think about the soundtrack for what I'm doing at the moment.
Also when remembering stuff I do it from a 3rd person view with artsy camera angles.
Me and my friends would try to do the fusion dance
>we did this until 8th grade
>history teacher is an Irish immigrant who doesn't even know the history of how to take a shit
>classes weren't leveled, be in there with down syndrome bricks
>basically teach the class
>guy lets me do whatever I want because he was honestly a good person and I'd make sure the class respected him
>one day, some kid leaning over desk
>spreads his legs far open to the sides
>my eyes sparkle, kid next to me knows what's coming and just sighs
>kick him in the testicles as hard as I can
>he falls to the ground and curls up
>teacher looks in from the hallway
>he looks at the curled up kid with me behind him
>he turns around
Can we talk about Chuunibyou now?
Works for a lot of Japanese men we're familiar with.
Pretended to be batshit insane. Would do shit like walking on top of desks during lectures. Walking up to random students and asking them if they wanted to join the communist party. Pretended to think that I had psychic abilities. Would bring a severed cows head to class on Halloween on a stick. Was considered the typical "school psychopath".
In reality I was just trolling everybody because I don't care about forging relationships with other people.
Now I'm a hikki who works as a freelancer doing /3/.
But we are
Shinka a best girl.
New girl not really NTRing is boring.
>Think something perverted
>Immediately assume some mind reader overheard and become embarassed
For that you have to be able to articulate all of the cool things you think of.
>>Not knowingly using your polite innocence to get away stuff with just a smile while other people would be suspended.
once I joke went real bad and it came down to me and the other guy ,I was guilty but had the best reputation ever so he was the one that got punished, it was the last day of school and I never got to say I was sorry , I have felt shitty about it ever since .
another time I stole a toy from the principal's office , he asked me about it but since I said I did not know anything about it he just assumed it got lost
>Subway, cute girl reading in peripheral vision
>"Stop reading my mind"
>Just to see if she reacts.
>Girl closes the book and stare at me, can feel her emotionlessly looking at me.
>Pretend i got a phonecall.
>She walks up to me and says "I know you're not talking to anyone"
>Trains stops and she gets out before i even pretend i'm having bad reception.
When the end times come, you'll be grateful, anon.
I stabbed a girl with scissors once and only got yelled at for it. Looking back, I should have gotten in a lot more trouble for that. I was a weak little kid, so she wasn't actually hurt or anything, but I literally had the intention of stabbing her and just dug the scissors right into her leg. It was fucked up. She could have been seriously injured.
And it wasn't even for any reason that I can remember.
I just found out it got a second season, so I'm playing catch up.
>Demons invade, signaling the apocalypse
>Anon was in his car when it hits
>Grabs father's machete out of his trunk
>Turns out it's blessed
>Manages to get back home
>Father sitting in living room waiting
>"I told you you'd need it."
>He then ascends into his god form
>Flies through the air killing demons as he goes
>Banishes them all back to hell and seals the portal
>He really was the right hand of god.
I did that to a lesser extent in highschool.
>laugh at a joke
>kid mockingly copies my laugh
>get as close to his face as I can and laugh really hard, more like barking
>he backs off saying "what the fuck"
>sneak up behind classmates with my arms folded like a praying mantis
>grab them quickly and pull them into me, start hitting them with my head (not hard enough to hurt)
>sometimes make owl noises in class
You'll meet again, anon. But don't be afraid. Embrace the unknown.
Your story begins here.
But most of us are western. Western art critics are much faster to point out when a work of fiction includes generic shit like self inserts and mary sues. Western markets are also far less forgiving about it.
nigger, you were not fifteen stories up a tree. I climb towers. Even pine trees rarely reach eighty feet. Most stop around sixty.
why does not he make amulets and sell them to people ?
my dad had no inhibition so he would masturbate when we had guests (not in front of them ) or watch porn on high volume.
Has /a/'s English ability been declining recently, or is it just me?
>collect knives, airsoft guns and fireworks to use for weapons, couldn't get anything better since I was a kid
>spend all my allowance on canned food, seeds for edible plants, rice and pasta, dry milk, shit like that
>my neighbor had a vacuum packer he'd let me use to get food to keep longer
>asked for things like a portable propane stove and a gas mask for birthdays and christmas
>I never got the gas mask
>at one point stole a 33 liter barrel, cleaned it out and filled it with water
I still have his stuff too at my moms house
most of the food is probably bad now though
I still think this, if I ever think something embarrassing I just try to cut it off or make a excuse.
>western markets are far less forgiving about it
Explain the popularity of the entire YA fiction genre for me.
Canned food will last decades. Not forever, but a very long time.
I'm sure there's some guys here with really low english skills, I guess it just isn't their first language.
I got into the habit of laughing and thinking or saying "black people" when I would think of something embarassing and assume someone heard it. Then I started hating blacks and I forced myself out of the habit.
I'm going to make a Visual Novel called "I can't help it that my dad is still a Chuuni!" and credit your anomalous post as inspiration.
You notice she left her book where she was sitting a moment ago.
The book it's titled "Your mind."
They're moe Japanese lolis
nigga that aint embarrasing, thats called foresight.
I don't know if this counts as chunni, but I used to believe in a lot of really insane conspiracy theory crap when I was younger. Used to buy into reptilian alien control of government stuff when I was 14-15. I believed that the government hides technology hundreds of years ahead of what is released to the public and that we already have faster than light capable engines somewhere. I also used to believe that free energy was one of these technologies and that the government was having us pay for electricity as a form of control.
I eat the cans, myself.
>some fat neckbeard thinks he's being stealthy while checking me out
>just sitting there while his eyes are darting between me and the floor
>get creeped out
>go tell him to fuck off
>he fumbles with a phone that wasnt even ringing and pretends to answer it
>my asshole puckers up in cringe
>try to help him out by saying he's not fooling anyone
>get out of there asap before he shoots up the train or something
It declined faster than usual with the 100M GET
Teenage girls are retards.
Right now he's getting licensed as a priest. I thought this was strange considering that he professed to have killed god at some point. I don't know what his motivations are and don't care to. I'm 22 now, I can't deal with this shit anymore.
I like daydream the whole day about my fantasy world. Once in middle school I started crying in class because I got so emotionally immersed in the story in my head.
I also liked to think I was living with my favorite anime characters. I still do it.
I give insanely long explanations for the context of things that usually lead me off track for the audience that I feel like is watching me.
That is what I like to think 90% of /a/ is
Impulsive thoughts. Big time. Anything I want to keep sacred, or enjoy, or take seriously, my mind will fill up with gay porn of whatever's involved, just because it knows that I want to like it.
>rewatching favorite anime
>can't stop thinking about scat porn just because I know it will bother me
1 night I woke up pissing on a wall.
1 night I woke up on the balcony.
ever since then I lock my door when going to sleep .
I used to be really arrogant. Actually, I guess I still am. But back in high school when I was walking in the halls I'd continually think to myself stuff like, "wow, these normals are shit-tier people; all worthless", and I wouldn't talk to anyone.
Actually, come to think of it, I still do that in university. I just do it less because I never interact with people and stay away from crowded areas.
Anyone have trouble watching or reading things because you can't get your mind off something disgusting or random, and are afraid you'll associate that work with that thought in your head, forever ruining your memories of the former?
>The chunni becomes a priest
Noe THAT'S a sermon I'd go to.
That won't stop you. As soon as your body gets used to having to unlock your door to leave your room, it'll do that while you sleep too.
>imagine me in the position of the MC doing everything that he did wrong better
it is my 3ed language .
what is wrong with the line ?
Oh god, same here. Minus the "wanting to like it" part.
With this post, the correct English would be
"It is my 3rd language. What is wrong with that line?"
Make sure you get the character design right. I imagine adult men chuunis have a very specific look. For example, considering when my dad was born, it's obvious why he wears a cowboy hat everywhere. I'm sure he thinks he's some kind of holy cowboy.
I just find everyone is an idiot and look down on them
I usually humor their shitty questions because I am so damn kind
I made up a long ass ninja hand-sign thing while taking showers over the course of a few months. I could get it down to not messing up those stupid signs and kept adding more onto it.
And of course practicing my Kamehameha! in the shower.
And letting the water run down my arm and pretending I could control the little streams that ran off of my fingers like they were extended nails or some shit.
I'm fairly certain I did everything in the shower except fap. I love showers.
Otherwise, I would doodle in the back of my notebooks, call people "bakas", and various weeaboo shit. I had it bad.
My friend who was "amazing at drawing manga" drew a "really great story" I made one day. We got a full half of a page drawn before we gave up.
I found a hair tie thing at my grandmothers house after she passed away and we were cleaning out some stuff. It was one of those where one end had a ring on it and the other had a little metal bar and it would go through the ring to hold itself together. I sort of tied it around my hand and wore it to school thinking her spirit resided in it. I had never seen the thing before that day and I lost it a week later.
A lot of /a/ is still in that phase, so you've gotta be careful when you say stuff like that. They have to realize on their own how stupidly immature their attitude is, or else it'll just seem like some know-it-all thinks he understands them when he "can't possibly understand."
I wrote lots of backstories and guides and general shit during my Garry's Mod RP days if that counts.
The biggest problem is proper punctuation and capitalization.
Get that right and you're fine. Also>>100999369
I masturbated in my sleep before. I woke up just before I came. Kind of proud that I can do that, for some reason.
When I said want to like it, I wasn't talking about the gay porn, god damn it.
OH GOD, LOOK OUT EVERYONE, A GOAT
THIS IS WHAT I>>100999286 MEAN
>media aimed at women should be judged at the same level as normal media and is an accurate depiction of western media as a whole
women are the biggest plebs on the planet, they're incredibly easy to sate intellectually, this is why chick flicks are always so derogatory and repetitive, because you can get away with it when you're writing for women, just give them a gooey romantic plot that will give them a select assortment of feelings when they watch it and they're okay
you wouldn't use a shoujo if you were asked to sum up the greatness of anime or manga in one series would you?
im surprised that your mom fucked him
I used to have a similar problem during classes
I would be part way into an anime and thinking about what would happen next episode and I wouldn't be able to pay attention
Me too, man. Be it self-made or self-insert.
What's funny is that I think being an MMAfag has made it worse since I started training.
Shit like wondering if I could school some MC in a fight because kickboxing, or teaching people how to lock in chokes or wrestling some character I don't like's face off.
It really is something else. I feel autistic just talking about it even though I keep it to myself.
So you were Seki-kun
I added an extra slide lock. the handle is broken so I have to be precise with my fingers to open it .
He's our god slaying savior anon. Who wouldn't hit that?
I acted like L from Death Note and I went around solving mysteries. I used to sit like L too.
WAS FUN AS FUCK MAN. Although I'd like to forget it someday.
I'd wear a cup to school and everyone wondered why I had a bulge.
>I used to sit like L too
That could have used more clarification.
Do I know you?
Same here. Don't feel bad, it's n...
Normal for people like us.
My dad has some odd beliefs. Most of it is derived from Christianity I think but he's told me a lot of stuff that just doesn't make sense. For example, he told me that Earth is actually heaven after all of the angels fell and that humans are reincarnated angels. More specifically, he and I are reincarnated angels, and some people are evil angels or demons. There's still a heaven that we go to when we die, though, but only if we win in the Fallen Heaven Earth Battlefield and appease god.
Now that I think about it, his beliefs lead me to believe that he thinks that god is a huge dick. Probably why he says he killed him.
I don't think you do.
Not sure if this qualifies but my current self is the vessel of an ancient, nearly timeless being, of immense power, basically a wandering demi-god, going through a period of rebirth. This later became my self-insert character for most of my unwritten anime fanfiction.
It could have. Fuck.
I had a friend that did this shit
It was annoying as hell because it was his senior year and he was already that friend that most of us didn't like
I study math instead.
As recent as two years ago when I was taking Linear Algebra as a freshman, the prof was explaining something and I started silently laughing to myself at how simple it was while doing some sort of Lelouch hand on face pose.
My prof caught me and stared at me for a bit.
Are you on /a/ of all places saying this?
Anime for us is arguing over which girl we liked the best in a series and glorifying them to the point of worship when the characters were not that complex.
Don't try to assert "women" only like shallow shit, we all do.
I had a "death note" with the names of all the people that bullied me and very discriptive methods which I wanted them to die by. I had to throw it away when I I heard about the Death Note incident in the news where a kid was caught with one of those
>god is a huge dick
But that's normal Christianity.
In middle school I constantly talked about Runescape and even taped pictures of dragon items onto all of my binders.
My nickname was "Runescape" until I was a sophomore, when it became "wizard". Well, if you don't count faggot or gaylord as nicknames.
happened to me few times , I think I only fap because being horny gives me strange dreams .
once I was fucking in a bathtub at a basketball court.
I used to think someone, either monster or human, was out to get me and I always kept a knife or a gun nearby at home. Even kept one on the shelf in the bathroom while I showered, so it'd be in arms reach if someone tried to attack me while I was showering.
I'm still paranoid, but without the "someone out to get me" part now.
I grew my nails out and growled when something I didnt like happened.
Because I was Inuyasha
I used to bring army men to school and partition my desk into several different countries and have war between all of them. One time one of the nations I had made took over 3 others and then launched a nuke(eraser) at the second most powerful country. That eraser nuke erased that country's borders and allowed the glorious Right Side Empire troops to march right in and gain control. I did that shit all through out my entire school life.
tl;dr I played Civilization with army men at school.
what a coindidecne
i'm a vessel of the kingdom of nords
I used to imagine that whenever I would slice the air in front of me with my arm, the target would be cut in half, separate slowly, and then both halves would disintegrate.
My finishing move involved slicing an X in front of me with both arms.
did she grow into a whore?
I want to shut my eyes and put a hand on your shoulder in silent compassion.
I wish I was your friend in school. We would put our desks together and play war.
I just roll with it , there are only 2 things left sacred
Yeah, that's pretty true.
Self awareness and shame are the reasons being a Chuuni is bad in universe too - self consciousness was called a disease in the ending narration because they were all "be yourself, and even if you're delusional that's okay"
Unfortunately for my mom, he was quite handsome. I only know that because I'm very good-looking as well, within the confines of being a nerdy looking /a/non. It paints everything in a positive light. His chunnibyou was probably cute to her for a short while.
It's the worst kind of package, really. It looks nice but when you open it, it's full of garbage.
Just out of curiosity how many of you are watching Seki-kun?
I would throw random punches or kicks, and think they were hitting invisible monsters that were sent to assassinate me. I'd always dodge them and hit them and they'd be vexed as to why they couldn't get me.
Used to be alone most of the time spinning my arms like an idiot and watch small dust tornadoes fly off to the path I pointed most of the time when I was in middle school. On highschool I was always quiet and people saw me draw magical circles, read books of horror stories and laugh my ass off when people got killed on the most grousome ways on movies the teachers put for us. I was called a hitman for some reason when some guy tossed rocks at me and I grabbed a stick from the ground and somehow blocked all the rocks and batted the last one back at him on the head. Everyone avoided me and all the times riots happened at school everyone would open a path to let me walk by no problem mostly thinking I would snap and killl everyone.
Only once did I snap and knocked down a kid and grabbed him by the legs and ran 2 laps across the track field dragging him along. No one said a word after that.
I also fuck around by snapping my fingers or pointing at the street lights just before they change.
I used to roar like simba .
>mfw I've swapped myself with UBW Shirou and imagined myself through the HGW along with the decade or so of SEIGI NO MIKATA adventures that followed it.
Almost scene for scene. Its taken my imagination a long time.
Fuck, man. It gets worse when you throw shonen MC GUTS into the mix.
Making a valiant last stand to hold a nigga off while others escape and all that.
Read it since it began being translated.
Enjoy watching it every week.
I still to this day have a chuu2 habit in which I hold a giant invisible sword and I just swing it around, but it doesn't do any damage for now because all the slashes will be done simultaneously one day, destroying a lot of shit.
Jesus does whatever the fuck he wants! You don't know him! You don't know his life!
My friends and I made tanks out of paper and wrote out a simple miniatures game for them.
What? Have you never seen him or something?
I printed out quest guides at home and read them in class constantly.
I imagine that I could still do RFD, the Elf storyline, and other such quests blind today.
you unbelievable piece of shit
I have thought about it
It any good?
I am writing stuff, but I generally never finish my projects because I keep losing interest in them over time.
/sp/ is better
I hate that, especially when it suddenly pops out of your head and know you can't un-think of it.
Whelp, its fucking nothing
When I saw the shogi episode of Seki-kun it brought back a lot of good memories.
It seems like the kind of thing that's right up a lot of people in this threads alleys
different setting but I too have a representative character I insert in all shows I like
/sp/ shoulda had it
Of course I've seen him. He's aged, though. I wouldn't think of him as handsome today.
And this thread is dead
I wouldn't want to be around you, anon.
Though when I wake up in the middle of the night I have to turn on the lights to see if someone is in the room.
>I also fuck around by snapping my fingers or pointing at the street lights just before they change
Why is this so fun to do?
isn't chunnibyou when you act childish beyond the appropriate age?
I can't recall ever doing so
Bad get no good but I will still check it for u but it was not a good get on your part you wasted all those zeros
>write one story, really into it
You get the picture. I do have one story I'm proud of though that's 200 pages long, but I'm worried I made the action scenes too long and detailed because I kept picturing how cool they would look if they were animated.
threads over, it was fun see you next time
I brought a pocket knife around to neighborhood parties and showed it off to younger kids, cause I thought I was cooool
I think I'll watch at least the first episode then
I go through almost every day of my life as if I'm on a comedy tv show and make funny gestures when i do shit as if i have some 4th wall audience thing going on.
I play with my watch and act like im some kind of spec-ops faggot
it was a rock bands logo, it just magically has been passed down for years.
no that is Judaism
>another million posts have gone by
Didn't we just have our fucking 100Mth post?
We had spare time in Chemistry class one day and since the teacher didn't give a shit about anything, we took these little wooden balls and dowels typically used to make molecules and sort of made opposing army factions out of them. Half of the class was Protons and half was Electrons (we could not think of good names at the time). Some of the dowels were actually springs which allowed the construction of catapults and trebuchets. We slid the weaklings across the tables to attack on the front line, built larger ones to act as battering rams, and launched balls with the springy-ones. It was a fun as fuck day.
Impressive. We at [s4s] love these types of integers and we would love to have you on our team. Please visit [s4s] if you wish to pursue an opportunity with us.
Can we ignore the stupid get? I was enjoying this thread.
Make it 6
Fuck, so much people doing the same
I thought it as when you act childish until the point it seems you have some kind of autism or something of the such
I'm fine in public or around others. When I'm home alone though, I'm like a /k/ommando with PTSD. I'm suprised I haven't started taping pistols under the tables yet.
What the fuck? Another million?
Try the manga instead
I used to think I was some special forces soldier who did all sorts of badass shit and constantly "fought" with a friend who was an international terrorist bent on world domination.
>All these faggots not picking wind
Do you even dexterityfag like all proper shounen MCs?
Rumi confirmed girl of the season
EAT SHIT NERD
Pussy ass rogue couldn't take one slash from my PURE STONE BONESMASHER TWO HANDED SWORD.
>fucking bus passed near like 10 cm with 70 km
>feel of that wind
I was an actual dark flame master. I used to carry around shredded paper and threw it into people's faces when I casted fireballs.
>not having a firearm under your toilet seat
Step it up
holy shit take care of yourself
>you unbelievable piece of shit
>The perfect response to off-board getfaggots
And stay out.
I never had chuunibyou and in fact 8th grade was pretty shit actually.
The only highlight I can remember was some fat black autostic kid trying to assault me in the bathroom so I kicked him in his cock, called him a nigger and walked away.
GAY NIGGAS FROM OUTER SPACE
I keep it in my head but it's the raddest shit.
Get fucked faggot, /a/ wins once again.
Sage because off topic.
Have sports really gotten so boring that /sp/ has to come here and marvel at repeating digits for entertainment?
I was way into my imagination till i was about 11, then i stopped playing around outside as much and started watching anime inside.
So nothing really changed i guess
If you aren't lying and you didn't do anything with her, I swear to god, people will fucking pay for you missing that chance.
>in the elevator alone
>begins to slow
>gather the mana in my hand, will the door to open
>later, approaching automatic door
>With a gesture of my hand, it yields to me
>Hmph. You cannot impede my quest for tacos, vile fiend!
>snap fingers, green light
>hit up taco bell on the way home to replenish my energy
My mastery of the ancient magyks is too strong. None in this world can stand in my way.
Make it eight. We should team up or something.
>This get was just a year ago
THAT WAS A HIGH BROW MOVIE SIR.
It's a shoe string budget miracle, I love it
/sp/ should have it you fucker
Does that mean /a/ is growing?
i always felt a bit dull but at that moment my whole face took a shape that later reminded me of some creepy hellsing laugh. i think i felt better as i came close to death. adrenaline made me feel alive probably.
and whenever i confronted a threat i always had that face. confident as fuck enjoying it all mad man face. called as psycho a couple of times.
wow /a/ i feel better now. lol
Just accept that you've lost. Just as all crossboarders do when they come to /a/.
I can see our first meeting now:
Hundreds Killed by Bus in Freak Accident
/a/ - the thread
Delusions of grandeur and fantasy, fake acting like an adult, etc.
Make it ten. Counting both the sixes. I've had so many stories made up in my head that they could fill dozens of long running shonen series.
That's actually pretty deep.
>desperately want to share my ideas
>don't want people to copy them
>tell no one
>more than 300 pages of content no one but me knows about
More like 12, I do the exact same as you.
So I don't go to /sp/, but are they all obnoxious like this guy or does everyone from there hate these people too?
Life is a series of losses. In the end, it's just you losing one last time.
I don't know what is worse, if you hand-written all this or if you typed 300 full pages on Word.
now we know
I am going to find you and your 300 pages and claim the content fo myself
>My high school life in a nutshell.
I thought spelling words wrong on purpose was the most hilarious thing. I would always spell 'this' as 'thsi' and laugh my ass off.
Word, I'm not a barbarian.
>tfw major physics nerd back in high-school.
>tfw I got into various quantum theories.
>tfw I based my element on quantum strings.
>tfw I was ridiculously OP and could defeat any of my friends in combat.
>tfw it wasn't about whether I could defeat them, it was how creatively I could defeat them.
>tfw I once defeated someone by redirecting the energy of his megaton punch back into their arm causing it to become pulverized.
>tfw I would regularly generate balls of plasma to automatically attack anyone that approached me.
>tfw if the going got too tough, I could just blink my opponents out of existence.
.mfw I I first watched Raildex many years later.
I feel like we were the people smart enough to funnel being young and stupid into something creative, rather than just making a public ass out of ourselves.
>300 pages on word
Font and size?
Kumagawa, please stay.
Ha ha ha! You're ten thousand years too early to face us, /sp/-kun! Come back when you've mastered "that" technique, and maybe you'll stand a chance!
Room for another?
I feel like this behaviour is going to get me raped.
>come out of a daze and realize you've been abducted by a cartel and at least seven men have had their way with you.
Hello I am a tyrannosaurus
>Are you me?
Times New Roman, 12.
To clarify, only 200 of those are from my biggest story.
What if the person watches anime, keeps to himself mostly, has an anime related avatar, and doesn't care about their steam level?
>>100999491 here. I'll protect you, anon-kun.
post tiny arms or gtfo
Earth, it only got worse after Avatar: TLA.
>Come out of daze
>Notice you are surrounded by women
>Apparently they've all raped you
>Don't even remember what losing your virginity felt like.
SHIT DROPPED THE CAMERA
I had about ~150 pages then put it on a small usb and flushed it.
I don't see a timestamp, obviously fake. Also, how would you type with tiny arms?
Everybody knows there's no carnivores on the internet. Nice try, Brachiosaur.
/a/ getting the get
Some of us are just edgy by defualt.
Maybe you should've folded your wood more?
Seriously though, I thought I was alone on this before I visited this thread. I don't really have much awareness to what's around me and am somewhat self-conscious. I often worry about what other people think when they see me do this shit. Even around my close friends.
Are there any gifs of Mardi Gras Rikka?
Too soon anon.
I listen to instrumentals and imagine the city has turned into a battle ground with mechs running around and spacecrafts in insane dog fights above while missile go off fucking everywhere.
>bump cap reached
It has been fun anons.
>no anime will ever have fights as great as your imagination
I'm terrible for making stupid stories. I can judge how tired I am when I go to bed by how coherent I can keep the story going. Tonight walking home I noticed a flashing pedestrian crossing light right near someone's window and I started to think about a character waking up in the night to that yellow haze through his curtains. Walking the quiet streets where the foxes trot beside you.
There's this ridiculous looking hospital on the route I walk and I've set a number of stupid fantasy asylum type stories there. People pull into the car park without properly indicating though thanks to one of those intersecting U-turny things.
I try to be but, I'm horrible at english and to embarrassed to have anyone look at my work.
Thread reminder that /sp/ cares more about /a/ than /a/ does for them
>There will never be an anime based around Arial dog fights.
From time to time I will write shit but generally I can't keep interested in it or keep it coherent as a story.
I've tried a long thing or two in the past and I never really know where to go or what to do with them.
Which sucks, because fights and the like are fun to write.
We all know /a/ is tsundere for /sp/
I never got that far. I just stuck to fantasies in my head.
Publish your works anons, if generic LN and garbage like Twilight/50 Shades of Grey can get big so can you.
It's in between the fights that sucks ass to write.
>Implying my works aren't generic LN garbage
>not climbing california redwoods
I even think of whole series in my imagination. Knowing what I would like in an anime, I form what I think would be all time favourites.
>tfw those series will NEVER air Even the MLaaTR one.
Yeah. That's probably why it seems like all I write are short little fight scene one shots.
>Try to write a shitty teen romance novel
>Story evolves into something else
>Story no longer has large enough consumer base
>Give up on the story
Turns out I'm not retarded enough to write such tripe.
Stop being me, anon.
>not having each of your friends the master of an element
>not uniting through the power of friendship to destroy the world
what a fucking loser
Couldn't find any old pictures of my original winged backpack, but here's one wing and some pictures of its other revision.
I too know this feel. Every time I go for a walk I just play out an episode of some imaginary show in my head.
Jesus christ this cannot be real
The early 90's was my Chuuni days. It was soon after Sailor Moon was released in America. I was Sailor Cheron. The little brother to Sailor Pluto and the only male Sailor Scout.
Because creativity is extremely common. You can find it anywhere. Imagination is so widespread that having a good one can't even be considered a talent. I would not be surprised if most posters on /a/ have thought of a story that would be much more original and interesting than the shit that gets aired. Anybody can have an imagination.
The problem is that the ability to articulate imagination into reality is what is rare. Putting it on paper or some form of tangible media is what requires talent. The annoying thing is that this is a talent happens to be completely separate from creativity. Stephanie Meyer of Twilight is one of the best examples of this. Her ability to convey what is in her mind on paper is actually really good, it's just wasted on the fact that her imagination is that of a 16 year old normalfag girl.
I had the power to meld into the background and become basically invisible.
Holy shit anon you are such a fucking faggot god damn
T-This is real...
FUCK MY CRINGES ARE IN ORBIT HOLY HELL
that's fucking cool looking holy shit
Thank you Based Yokoi