Why is a distaste for bell peppers so common among the loli populace? I fucking love bell peppers.
Same reason as black coffee, bitter taste. Liking them means you're more adult.
Japs have shit taste.
Since when are bell peppers bitter
This is news to me
Must be a genetic thing that nips have.
Bell peppers are fucking yummy.
They are literally the only food I dislike.
If you can't cook maybe.
How the hell did you cook your bell peppers?
They are okay raw, but when cooked or grilled they are awful.
Finally another human being who understands me.
You guys are weird.
Nigger, they are delicious raw in salad. You can put some salt on them too. Don't know where the other guy had bitter bell peppers either though
Are you fags retarded? Cooked bell peppers are awesome.
>Putting salt on bell peppers
Oh clapistan, will you ever change?
>disliking grilled peppers
You must be purged.
They're like a waxy, tasteless version of a jalapeno. Shit tier peppers.
Green is pretty bitter, every other tastes really great.
>salt on bell pepper
Who the fuck does that?
Most vegetables become worse when cooked, but mushrooms are ruined the most.
Say that to my face and not online mutherfucker.
>not stir frying bellpeppers with any meat that isn't turkey
You have no idea what you're missing. I like em raw on my sandwiches but grilled bell pepers with grilled chicken is the bee's knees.
They get mushy and slimy when you cook them and I can't stand that sensation in my mouth, it makes me want to vomit.
I would agree for most forms of cooking but grilling them just right so that they stay crispy? There's nothing better than that.
I'm in eastern Eu and we do this, what the fuck is wrong you people? I bet you don't even put salt on tomatoes.
Anyone who enjoys eating Fungus to begin with is what is wrong with the world.
I think they're fantastic.
Especially when served with beef.
Bell pepper is pretty fucking delicious, but I, too, prefer it raw.
Fight me faggots, I dare you
Mushrooms are the tastiest fungus. You shouldn't disrespect mushrooms.
They are a refined taste for mature gentlemen. Lolis have shit taste.
>visit female friend
>she cooks bellpeppers stuffed with couscous and beef
>good meat ruined by baked pepper
I would rather eat brussels sprouts
omae wa shindeiru!
Come on now, some mushrooms are very delicious.
I've recently come to like Shitake in soup, for example.
Cut it up, sate it with some really thinly sliced onions after marinading it.
Nope, that is not okay.
What are you talking about? That sounds tasty.
Brussel sprouts on the other hand are super disgusting and I hate them in just about any type of food. Their flavor is so strong and offensive.
Throw that shit in some rice, and see how wrong you are
Only the green ones are shit
Bell peppers are absolutely disgusting.
You are my niggas
Bell peppers are shit. They're only slighty edible when grilled.
They really are
serve with olive oil and salt
But why do you cook it? So it doesn't have any vitamins and shit? Do you murkanistans hate healthy food that much?
His fucking face gets me every time.
YES! In salad they taste like fresh vegetables. Super healthy too
It's not good without butter
I think it was the Mexicans who started with pepper stuffing. That's exactly why I hate bell peppers. They are disgusting no matter what way they are served.
You like shit in your soup because you're an otaco.
What is the point of using tens of scientific classifications for food, rather than just dividing them into groups based on how they're used in cooking?
Tomato is a fucking vegetable.
They look so soggy, mushy, and unappetizing; it makes my skin crawl in disgust. Why would anyone want to eat that??
u wot m8.
I like shit in my soup because that shit tastes good.
Do you cook your tomatoes anon?
Agreed. Green bell pepper is the best raw too.
If you cook it, it just becomes sloppy.
No you fucking moron, pizza
Green peppers are a childhood friend, can eat best raw. Yellow and Red are tsundere so you have to cook them first.
That is tomato sauce you ignorant fuck.
Get it right.
I don't like most vegetables cooked, but that's mostly because of the texture. I like my carrots crunchy, not soft.
Here we have many dishes that involves cooked tomatoes. Otherwise we eat them in vegetable salads.
They are as much as fruits as your mom is a virgin.
> Salt on tomatoes
That's new to me. Gonna try it out.
Tomatoes are fruit.
Pizzas are vegetables because they have tomatoes on them.
How is it this hard to understand?
I hate Peppers, Carrots, and bug pokemon
Along with bell peppers, lolies haet many things.
Do you think cucumbers or eggplants are fruits too or what?
Not that guy, but Eastern European as well, it's pretty good honestly. Sounds weird, I know, but it tastes quite nice, especially if you use wine salt or something similar.
But I think wine salt goes with pretty much anything.
It's oishii as fuck.
But all of those are delicious.
>grab a baguette
>slice in half and put butter, sliced tomato, sliced onion, green salad, ham salt and (lemon)pepper
>enjoy god tier breakfast
I like peppers and mushrooms but I haven't eaten a green vegetable like broccoli or cabbage in about 10 years now.
Come on Misty, suck my Metapod.
I don't mind the taste, but I just can't stand the texture for some reason.
>doesn't like caramelized peppers
Holy shit just kill yourself already, caramelized peppers and onions on a philly cheesesteak is absolutely orgasmic.
What kind of onion
>filthy slav food
Broccoli is fucking delicious. Get on that shit.
Are you autistic?
White is best because it's flavor is so mild and it can intermix and enhance almost anything perfectly. All others are too strong.
Gah, not only are tomatoes my least favorite fruit, but also my least favorite food period. The taste is just disgusting.
Raw broccoli is spicy.
Holy shit are you me? There is not one person I know who likes broccoli.
Only when smothered in Cheese sauce
It is great, and so is cauliflower.
Everyone knows bell peppers taste best raw with some ranch to dip it in.
Thats why you steam it for a few minutes in your eggcooker
What kind of pesticide do you eat to find them spicy?
Why do you have to go and make it fucking greasy disgusting? Fresh steamed broccoli is the best way of serving it
Ranch goes with anything.
Normal people don't have an eggcooker in their kitchen anon. Hell I even have my own chickens and I don't have an eggcooker.
tomato is the only way
You two are good people.
Why do people do this?
>My face goes into MS-05 Za●● mode
Bell peppers are great when properly prepared. In raw form, the size of the julienne'd slice matters a great deal in salad. I like them cooked. Bell peppers are indispensable in cajun dishes such as jamabalaya.
The most recent anime character to hate bell peppers is Fleet battleship kongou from Arpeggio of Blue Steel.
You mean raw. Very crunchy is best.
Cauliflowers and artichokes are god tier.
You mean drenched in garlic and oyster sauce
That's why white is shit tier, it has no taste.
White is only used as filler when you're making fried rice or something.
Because it's delicious?
Superior vegetable coming through
I got it as a present several years ago because i asked for it. Its tiny and awesome.
Tastier, probably easier on your stomach/to digest too.
How is a soggy pile delicious?
Red foods are the worst.
What about red apples?
Maybe thats what happens when you overcook it you dumbo
Try a few minutes, not 20
>Not liking Brussels sprouts
It's like small bite-sized cabbages. Roasted with some olive oil and salt.. So good.
>disliking a food because of the color
Quit being a child.
I swear I'm the only one in a 100 mile radius who likes artichokes.
Occasionally you find just artichoke hearts, like pickled or something. It's delicious, holy shit.
My least favorite food in general.
>/a/ - Fruits and Vegetables
The red skin of apples is disgusting, but their crisp white inside part is the only redeeming quality
Deep fry them some time, and dress with some sort of vinaigrette
In fact, you can deep fry a lot more than you might imagine
Nostalgic as it is funny.
Only red skin or apple skin in general?
Celery: yes, or yes?
I do, and all the flavor leaves the broccoli. I always cook it over a pan, is that odd?
If you hate bell peppers, you have shit taste. Enough said.
They're fucking horrible.
Zaku, from Gundam.
avocado is so great
celery is so great
Celery root, sure
Avacados are whatever. I don't see why people love them so much.
Sure if you're a rabbit.
And they actually go really well with peanut butter.
Fucking green celery man. I don't mind the roots but I can chew on the top part all day long the aftertaste is fucking delicious
No, its bitternes is a vital part of the apple.
Pic related, its delicious skin
I understand the reference, it's the face part I don't understand
>ITT /a/ discusses their literal shit tastes
I'm so glad none of you will ever cook me a meal.
>eating granny smith apples
Nigga they only good in a pie
No one in this thread should be complaining
Artichokes are good but has the worst after effect.
Have you seen a zaku gundam's face?
What the fuck? White has the strongest taste and it's just melts your face off it's not even good.
Purple is the mildest and the tastiest.
The majority of /a/ are the pickiest bunch of eaters I've ever seen. Like, for fuck's sake, it's food. Eat it and shut the fuck up.
Do you eat the skin of cows?
Yes Anon, because you will die as you live, alone and unloved.
I only know about the whole asparagus thing.
Crying shame too, because it's delicious.
There is no such thing.
They're actually my favorite apples, I like the tartness.
It's a pretty intense face that it makes.
Yeah, I meant Asparagus. Sorry.
>god tier mushrooms
>shit tier broccoli
I'll fight you.
> Actually liking food
What's wrong anon? You don't want a nice healthy chicken dish cooked in pickle juice and soy sauce?
Do eggplants have any redeeming qualities?
I see that dolls really don't need to eat.
I love tart apples. I had some weird skinned Dutch or something variety a while ago that was really tart and tasty
>actually breathing air
Can we stop talking about vegetables and talk about food cute lolis really love?
I'll hold him, you hit him. Or other way around, I'm not picky.
Cauliflower reminds me of tonsil stones.
Mushrooms are godtier for real, fuck you
But i'll fight that guy with you
I think we can all agree that eggplants are a shit.
I mean fucking look at them.
They don't even look like eggs!
Don't be silly!
Only policemen like donuts
Vanilla frosting master race reporting.
What could go wrong?
>IF YOU LIKE SPRINKLES ON YOUR DONUTS, YOU MUST LIKE LITERALLY HAVING SHIT SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT
This thread will go nowhere.
But bell pepper is far superior to donuts.
Bake them in the oven, then make a fine paste with garlic and eat on top of toast.
Am I the only one who likes eggplants?
They are best Nichijou though.
Needs more parfait.
Amerifat plz go.
Please, we're having a serious discussion going on here, good sir.
Also vanilla donuts are best donuts.
Yeah, right? Fucking stupid shit, that.
If you put a ragout of wild mushrooms and a steak in front of me I'd prefer them together, but I'd probably take the mushrooms over the steak
Sliced grilled eggplants are actually delicious. great substitute for meat on a burger, or as an extra topping or with some salt and pepper.
>slice a few peppers up into vertical strips and dice accordingly until nice small rectangles are achieved
> diced mushrooms and onions
>put them all in a pan with a bit of butter
>stir regularly until perfection has been reached
>lay large tortilla not one of those dinky mini ones you get out of an old el'paso box out on a plate
>put taco meat that was prepared off screen in a strip right down the middle
>apply generous helping of pepper stir fry over meat
>grate cheese directly on to meat and stir fry
>throw in microwave for 30 seconds to melt cheese
>once finished put on chopped lettuce, avocado, and salsa
>wrap up and enjoy
and thats how you cook a pepper
my father made something with eggplant once and put the leftovers in the fridge. When I was hungry I went to the fridge to find something to eat. I found a container with blue stuff.
All donuts are best.
Except jelly filled.
> /a/ - Mods are sleep, post CK
Eggplants are the best
They're great breaded and fried too
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW STEP THE FUCK DOWN
Jelly filled are great. Same with boston cream.
If I have to have a vegetarian burger (I'm enough of a faggot to eat whatever my date eats, sue me), I prefer it with sliced, grilled porcini.
Grilled fucking pineapples are the greatest thing on the face of the earth.
They also go great on pizza and burgers.
No, you aren't anon. I thought I was the only one.
I just want you all to know, I would fight by your sides any time. You are all family to me now.
What about cream filled
Can we be eggplant friends?
Ah, good old boston cream. Though I've stopped eating them lately since I always feel kinda disgusting afterwards.
Seriously Godly. Pineapples in red curry w/ shrimp is also one of my favorites.
You know what's great? Chicken meat fried with pineapples dipped in that cheesy sauce. Also it works with peaches too.
>Except jelly filled.
step the fuck down son
>Grilled fucking pineapples
As much as I hate to disagree with you Anon, you cannot possibly begin to fathom the depths of my hatred for grilled pineapples.
They're fine rare, I like them even, but grilled, they're an Abomination Unto Nuggan.
Of course we can.
Did anyone else have those vitamin doughnuts in school? Just the greatest thing in the goddamn world.
What shape eggplant is your favorite?
Who pickles here?
If I ever win the lottery I will split it with you guys
I know something better than donuts.
Hot, gooey, sticky cinnamon buns.
I still prefer donuts.
I wonder what's with japanese pickles. Here we use only vinegar and sugar. What is that brown diarrhia that I can see in my animus?
Also pickled cauliflower is the best.
I bet you only eat semen, you little faggot
Tempt me not anon, I'm going food shopping tonight and I might just have to get one.
I love me some pickles.
Especially those huge salt pickles, god. I could go for some thick, delicious salt pickles now.
I like them on the side like this. On a sandwich, I find them too overpowering.
This guy right here, fuck jelly filled donuts, cream filled too.
Jesus how old are you? I saw something about those in a Museum once a year or two ago I think.
You are now remembering the time a retarded American school district (the news station reporting about them, can't remember) wanted pizza classified as a vegetable.
sliced grilled eggplants/zucchini with a bit of olive oil/salt = delicious as fuck
Cinnanon buns are great but I couldn't stomach them too often
You know what's good? Those glazed donuts at Krispy Kreme with the chocolate on top of them. I could eat a whole box of that shit.
stop trying to make me horny Anon
I remember when the local Krispy Kreme used to give away free hot donuts. Too bad it closed years ago by me...
Eggplant shaped Eggplants are the best.
I just googled them and no, I don't think they were those ones. It came in an unmarked plastic bag like most school processed goods. They were god tier doughnuts I tell you.
I would eat them like candy if it wouldn't slowly kill me. Pickled carrots too
a good cinnamon bun is to die for
red > yellow > green
raw > cooked
it's all good though
On some show with Jamie Oliver a school classified fries as veggies because hurr potatoes. Good stuff
I wish I had Krispy Kreme in my country... All we have are crummy canadian brand donuts.
They do a lot of crazy funky lacto fermented pickles. I love simple vinegar pickles, but lacto is the heavy hitter in the world of pickles
The cliche stinky anime pickle is daikon though, which being a radish has sulfur compounds, and stinks to high hell when pickled, even with just vinger/sugar
A cookie is fine too. Fresh chocolate chip is the best.
I am so sorry anon. If we were to ever meet, I'd share a box with you.
And now you have me going full nostalgia for the days before I knew anime but stayed up late watching iron chef reruns.
>pie that low
You never ate a good sour cherry pie, I can tell.
Chocolate chip, coffee cake, and blueberry are my favorites.
On the topic of Jamie Oliver, I really like his stuff. It's mostly fast, easy cooking and tastes delicious.
Do you have any favorite chefs or cook books, anons?
Do you like to stuff eggplants into your p*ssy?
I like sugar cookies, but just about any cookie is great.
I FUCKING LOVE COFFEE CAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I've always hated bell peppers. They make me gag whether raw or cooked. Not sure why. I also dislike how in Chinese take-out, the taste of green bell peppers manages to contaminate everyfucking other thing in the mix.
I hate cucumbers too, again not sure why. Just the smell makes me grimace. Though I absolutely love dill pickles, so what the fuck?? Would I like dill pickled bell peppers? Is that even a thing?
Muffins are okay. I remember my folks used to make these pumpkin muffins that were fucking delicious.
>pie not above Churros
a fresh churro is fantastic but a good apple crumble or Saskatoon pie has it beat every day
Iron Chef is great.
Went back and rewatched a lot of them recently. I wouldn't eat most of the good they make though. Too asian for me.
So how do I into potatoes?
Ice cream is great, posting best ice cream company.
I haven't, I just don't like warm fruit.
I forgot about muffins and cookies!
Hm, so it could be like when here we put cucumbers and bread into a large bottle and leave it on the sun for a couple of weeks during summer. Best pickles for sure.
Not if they are spongy. Fuck spongy treats
Don't really have any good bakeries near me that make muffins, otherwise I'd love them.
Speaking of which, nothing beats the taste of freshly baked bread, holy shit.
I just hate how they unravel when you eat them.
Tim Horton's>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Krispy Kreme
I can eat Cherry Garcia by the bucketfuls.
>there are people in the world who only eat the tops and throw away the bottom
this should be punishable by 40 lashes
You are doing it wrong.
Anyone else tiramisu here?
>loves bell peppers
>clearly not a little girl
im disappointed in you /a/
>not the shittiest of sandwiches
So how do you eat a chocolete swirled snail?
Just no dude.
No. And I assure you if a krispy kreme ever opened up in canada it would be crowded EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Probably too hot.
Oh god yes.
Probably my favorite dessert.
I recently discovered that people eat tiramisu without coffee. Seemed odd to me.
I have Thomas Keller's series of books sans Under Pressure, and it's kind of a wonderful run of the gamut from delicious but casual recipes in Ad Hoc to the really exacting stuff in French Laundry and Bouchon Bakery. It's fascinating to see even just a little of what goes into a really refined dish, looking at all the minutia. I probably still haven't come within yards of actually faithfully recreating a single dish but there's loads of great instruction and ideas in all of the books
fuck I'm going full /ck/
No, cause I hate coffee.
Sauteed onions are where its at.
Too dry for me, but maybe the one I eat was shit tier tiramissu.
>These niggas actually like donuts
How, that shit tastes disgusting unless it's something nice like Boston/Bavarian cream.
Christ, that is terrible.
And by the way, cheesecake is best cake.
>Best ice cream
Nigga have you even had Black Raspberry Chip before?
>i'm going to have me a nice healthy lunch for a change
>smother it in ranch
Caramelized slowly for hours is where it's at
>cheesecake is best cake
I cant disagree
Tim Horton's just tastes so much better, they taste like real donuts rather than donut flavored grease rings.
>Only eat the tops
Their was a Seinfeld episode my economics teacher made us watch were someone opened a shop that sold only muffin tops and threw out the bottoms.
>Mfw watching this
>Mfw the teacher and some of the students didn't see a problem with that.
alright then professor.
I wish I had a Mister Donut by me, I want to try a Golden Chocolate.
I actually googled a couple of Keller's recipes just recently because I was cooking for some friends. Lots of good stuff I have to say.
I mostly buy local stuff though, i.e. Austrian chefs, Tim Mälzer being one of my favorites right now.
Again, mostly simple stuff, nothing too heavy, but very good, in my opinion.
also there are no brakes on the /ck/ train
It always looks and sounds better than it ends up tasting...
you can do a lot with potatoes
you can bake it, steam it, fry it
look up Kumpir, it's baked potato but better
A good tiramisu is god tier, but it's so hard to get right. 9 out of 10 you get served are total gargabe.
Tim Horton's just tastes so much better, they taste like real donuts rather than donut flavored grease rings.
I will cut you
I like them mashed.
Nigger, they're practically the same thing. Theyre both fucking delicious though.
Where did you find a green tampon anon?
I would have an aneurysm if that happened
>not liking Shiitake
get a grip, it's simply amazing how these little fuckers manage to taste so great
I'm pleasantly surprised, /a/nons.
I thought you'd all just eat microwaved ramen all day erry day.
If by practically you mean separate by hours of love and care, sure
I'll agree though
That episode was great.
>Not even the poor wanted the muffin bottoms
I don't like ramen.
What's the best food to give a friendly loli/shota? I'd say a donut. A Krispy Kreme donut because I'm not a pleb.
They taste okay. I've put up with them for many many years. I still can't get over how fucking weird and not-chocolate the chocolate donuts taste. They don't fall short on flavor for the most part but they lack real donut texture. Probably because they're no longer fresh and are parbaked.
Krispy kreme has the amazing soft donut texture and are delicious too.
My dad taught me to cook at a young age, it's extremely easy to make delicious food.
People eat that? People are seriously unable to boil water?
>I don't like ramen.
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
No, but seriously it's PENIS.
Me neither, I had a roommate last semester though and all she ever ate was microwaved ramen, that's where I got the idea.
I even offered to cook for her. Odd person, really.
Good thinking on your fathers part.
Apparently. I think it's more about being lazy or microwaving going faster? Like, my roomie bought ramen in plastic cups, you just ripped the top part off, put water in, stirred it a bit, and off it went into the microwave.
Yeah, blogshit, sue me.
For me I always thought that Krispy Kreme lacked texture and Tim Horton's had the perfect texture that every donut should have.
Everything that comes from the sea is shit. Everything.
River shrimps are delicious, bigger than your sea shrimp and tastier.
I guess you're just fucking stupid then.
well fuck you too guy
Japan once again proves they have shit taste in everything.
Yeah, I can get that, as far as simple stuff goes. I love one-pot meals, or anything that can be put together with minimal necessary steps. Like a chili where you just roast all your shit on a sheet pan and puree it, and dump it over your browned meat
Exacting recipes are nice, but those first few times you fuck them up... I have a lobe of grade A foie gras in my freezer courtesy of my brother, and I'm just dreading fucking it up
Agree, but boletus is still better.
That head is bigger than his body.
I know anime doesn't have the most accurate body proportions but still.
This niggers never gone deep sea fishing.
I knew a guy in high school that would eat it uncooked from the package.
I agree. The only thing I can tolerate from the sea though is seaweed based food.
What does /a/ get on their pizza?
extra cheese garlic olives and mushrooms
Not a fan of most seafood myself, but shellfish is top tier.
Shrimps are awesome, I especially like the small ones.
But really everything from the sea is delicious if you're asking me. Especially raw, though lots of people seem to dislike that.
Anyone into oysters here?
lazyness and in some cases it takes longer to boil water.
If doing that meant that everyone else in the world no longer had to eat seafood, I would do it.
Chicken, bacon, onions, replace tomato sauce with BBQ sauce.
I like "all the meats" pizza from Papa John.
Goat cheez and honey.
Seems you've yet to discover the divine power of frying.
Bacon, Yellow onions and black pepper.
Usually just plain.
It feels good living on Long Island where there's a good pizza place on every block.
Salami mostly, I'm a man of simple tastes when it comes to pizza.
>makes shit food
>but now your house also stinks of fish for days
Jalapenos, Peperoni. That or combo.
my brother does that. FUCK that.
Iv always been partial to the Canadian classic with olives and spicy peppers
Though sometimes when I'm at college, I do get chicken bacon ranch.
I'll take anything that isn't sweet crap like pineapple, or olives, but always mushrooms.
>not having an extraction bell in your house
Are you poor or what? Even apartments have that.
>this kills the crab.mov
So? We kill lots of stuff we eat. I don't see the problem.
Pepperoni, Sausage, and then I put hot sauce on mine.
Pepperoni, regular and italian sausage, onions, banana peppers, on thin crust.
Canadian bacon > American bacon
I respect you all so much for not having just cheese or pepperoni. Would invite all of you to a pizza party.
Don't knock it 'till you tried it.
There's this one brand in my country that's great dry, but otherwise shit.
You sprinkle the flavour sachet over the dry cake in a bowl and then treat it like an oversized dorito
Why does it need to be alive ?
Oysters are great. I can't eat them raw though.
Oysters rockefeller are fucking delicious.
300+ posts later, a serious answer!
Most children, as a result of genetics, are born with a distaste for vegetables, regardless of what sort. The reason for this is an instinctive defense mechanism that used to be useful but isn't that useful anymore, that prevented people from eatting potentially poisonous plants.
Nowadays we have most everything catalogued, though, so it's just kind of a holdover.
>All these picky eaters on /a/
Disgusting. You children can come back when you can eat everything placed in front of you, like an adult.
>Not liking fried fish
Isn't that just ham?
More of a Jewish thing, but bagels with cream cheese and lox is top tier.
Last time I ate one of those I got food poisoning.... fucking BK.
>not Prosciutto crudo
Really? I know most people are like that, but I personally love them raw, with just a bit of lemon juice maybe, and a glass of champagne.
If I were to starve, I would agree with you. Since that is not the case, however, I'll continue eating whatever I enjoy, thank you very much.
>You children can come back when you can eat everything placed in front of you, like an adult.
I'll eat almost anything placed in front of me, but that doesn't mean I'll particularly like it.
Anyone eat the superior sausage?
>not getting meat on your pizza
Theres nothing wrong with a good slice of pepperoni every now and then.
Este pendejo no le gusta tacos de pescado.
Only once in a while. Too much fat and grease.
Soured milk is best milk
I never got you yanks with your toppingless pizzas.
A pizza is a fucking canvas - you don't put a blank canvas up at an art gallery and you shouldn't serve someone a blank pizza
Garlic and tomatoes
Pork > Duck > Chicken > Beef >>> Lamb
See, this is why I fear reincarnation.
Italian sausage over rice is elder god tier.
>I'll eat almost anything placed in front of me, but that doesn't mean I'll particularly like it.
I won't. My solution is to never let other people make food for me.
For serious, people get mad as hell when you don't like their food. Shit's not worth it.
>mfw when we order pizza we always have to get plain cheese or pepperoni because only 2 people in the house enjoy variety
I agree, love them both. King Oyster mushrooms are also one of my favourites.
A sunny side up is theonly way to eat an egg, boiled eggs are terrible
I'm not even from 'murrica and there's a Papa John 2 streets from my house.
If it wasn't for fucking Hyuuga. All those friendship bullshit could've been prevented.
Fuck that. Sorry to hear anon
>Bunch of empty Dr.Pepper cans
>The one bottle of Pepsi is still full
It's funny because pepsi is shit.
I just try and be polite and pretend it's good.
I suspect most of the time they know I'm just being nice, I'm a shitty liar.
I used to love Dr. Pepper. I can't stand it recently though.
Whenever there's some left over at the food truck at my summer job I get one. Sometimes it's hard to decide what to eat though.
>turkey and gravy
>sausage and pepper
>putting anything other on your pizza than Queen Margherita's original ingredients
I used to like peanut butter. I cants stand it recently though.
What do you even call these unfinished products? Where I live a pizza with no toppings is called a 'margherita'.
All variations of cooked eggs are best girls except poached
At least it's better than coke. Coke is the worst soda out there.
Filthy heretic, how dare you. Egg is delicious in all His forms and incarnations.
Omlette with truffle oil or croque monsieur is the best choice, though.
German sausage is boner inducing, I live about 30 minutes away from German village and Schmidt's is fucking delicious.
Try Pibb Xtra. It's a hell of a lot better than Dr. Plebber.
Margherita is just tomato and mozzarella though, isn't it?
Like, a pizza with no toppings at all doesn't exist, I think.
Bland anon. I call it bland.
I didn't know I shared something with lolis. Fuck bell peppers.
Get that extra crunchy shit nigga. Never turn back.
>if it wouldn't slowly kill me.
>Notorious for shit taste in general
All eggs are best, especially with hot sauce if it's scrambled or sunny side up.
I hate how indecisive my parents are about preparing food when that's how I eat. I don't need to be questioned as soon as I wake up about what should be made for dinner when I will eat anything or make food for myself if I don't like what they want. They are obsessed with food.
I tend to only like very specific things, so I feel bad when people make large plates of food for me and I only eat one part. It's incredibly wasteful. I end up having other sides that I don't like, meat (which is murder to my insides), and something I like. It sucks not liking a lot of food because I have about a 9/10 possibility I won't like what I get at random.
Pizza without topping was the ancestor of pizza. They put tomato and spices on it to make it less bland then it became pizza.
It's not a pizza without tomato paste and mozzarella. That'd be just 'bread'.
shit I haven't had one of those in so fucking long. Good stuff
Jesus christ how horrifying, everyone in my family hates plain cheese or pepperoni pizza.
> This thread
Fucking christ I'm hungry now
I'm hungry since the day I born.
I used to be a real picky eater when I was a kid. My aunt beat it out of me though, not literally. She wouldn't let me leave the table until I ate everything on my plate. I eventually learned to just eat everything and get it over with, and the lesson stuck.
Sage for blogshit.
but mushrooms aren't even plants you fuck
Not to get all serious on you, but that's basically what happens in clapistan. Right around half of the food we make goes in the trash before being consumed.
Yes. There's a sausage stand around where I work that's only populated by odd 20-something guys who work late night, too.
It's awesome and also my deepest darkest secret.
Iv had an anaphylactic nut allergy for as long as I can remember so I can feel for you a bit. On the other hand anything I can eat Im not picky in the slightest about. Variety is the spice of life
You might have worms.
>buy lean ground beef or turkey
>combine all that shit with some water
>boil and simmer for 15 minutes
>throw some sour cream and cheese on that bitch and use as dip or just eat plain
>god tier food for the rest of the week
that shit's canned cancer
get some real truffle good sir
I had worms, and I eat them.
I know it's awful, I still love it.
I like real truffle too, but I think the taste is too strong for egg, I mostly use it in risotto or some sort of pasta.
It changes too much depending on my mood so how about instead
Things I never get on pizza:
Do lolis like century eggs?
No, because that shit's nasty
No one likes that shit.
>But really everything from the sea is delicious if you're asking me.
A little Fukushima radiation adds some savoryness to your fish!
Ive always wondered what that tastes like.
The fuck is that?
With that attitude, I hope you only eat game you kill yourself, and grow all your own vegetables.
>look it up
>also find virgin boy egg
What the fuck China?
>khai yiao ma
>literally Horse Urine Eggs
What the fuck China.
Okay, but they don't use that actually. I'm more shocked by this
There's radiation in everything.
>Urine is collected from school toilets or boys urinate directly into collection buckets set out by vendors.
That's the most horrifying shit I've read ever since that coyote fucking thread on /k/.
This is has potential to be far worse than a dancing squid.
Sounds like the premise to some shota watersports doujin.
Why worse? That's just good old SCIENCE! at work.
Mister Donut is fantastic, no matter what kind of donut it is. Seriously. Loved every single donut I ate there.
I'm just realizing this now, but the Chinese might be even nuttier than the Nips in some regards.
They're driving rhinos into extincting because they think it gets their dicks harder
It's a safe bet
> Hippocrates recommended consuming deer penis to resolve sexual difficulties.
I can see this
>Hey man I want to fuck you're mother but she doesn't bend over.
>Go eat a dick, asshole.
>it must be extracted from the deer while still alive
Sometimes I have strange notions about historic people.
Like, I read that Locusta, some hoe of Nero or Caligula, not sure, was raped to death, by, as some sources claim, a giraffe.
That means, at some point in history, some dude uttered the words "Bring forth the Rape Giraffe!"
And nobody objected. Nobody said "What the FUCK, man?"
They all cheered.
They basically came up with Megaman's entire schtick
Whoa, that's hot
Not unlike cooking bell peppers
I was going from the title alone, I expected some yahoos with shovels to just start digging. I wasn't expecting them to actually murder all the ants first (smart thing)
Sounds like a Samurai Flamenco character.
Oh I love faggots like you. Don't know shit about anything but form the most dismissive and ignorant opinion available.
What are you? An old man?
Why is eggplant an excellent source in protein, might start eating more of it
I have this strange battle in my head about that sort of thing. I mean, on the one hand, of course these people are intelligent enough to create the pyramids and beautiful works of art with no aliens involved. But they were just as fucking stupid too. No one is going to rub fox balls on their face to cure some common affliction these days
Then again homeopathy is a thing. Fuck
seriously why don't we let animals rape murderers to death anymore, we could stream it and pay for the execution/incarceration easily.
This is so disgusting I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it.
I agree with everything minus the raw cooked part.
stuffed and baked > cooked > raw
Email Charlie Brooker and that might be an episode of Black Mirror series 3
This thread. It's almost like Anon is lonely and fixes his own food.
Read some of Pompei's graffiti, they were basically all like us.
Some were great people, sure. Most were idiots.
And some were really twisted.
Vegetable is how its used in cooking, fruit indicates that its a certain part of the plant. Eggplant is fruit, potato is tuber, lettuce is the leaf, broccoli is flower buds, but all of them are vegetables, so on and so forth.
"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
Not bad at all.
>I screwed the barmaid
Fuck they were really like us.
It both gives you heart and somewhat depresses
Mr Pibb > Pibb Xtra
So Pompei's walls were basically the 4chan of their time.
Apparently Nero liked "to be caged, wrapped in various animal furs, and then let free to attack the genitals of men and women bound to posts with his mouth"
So yeah. Romans had all the fun.
Why is slightly grilled onion so fucking delicious?
Romans were the original furries?
Welp, time to leave, good night folks.
>Mister Donut is a real thing
My mind is blown
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
I thought you were kidding, they had these too?
Now why didn't we get taught this shit in history class?
>On April 19th, I made bread
Isn't that the Eqyptians
Why didn't we taught about the baboon rape arenas, preferably with colored illustrations or animated video footage?
Pretty much. Nero was into some freaky shit.
Oh come on I haven't even told you about scaphism! Although that wasn't Roman.
Of course. People aren't all that different today.
I was actually lucky enough to have a rather wacky history teacher in high school.
Well, wacky for a Ex-Nazi, anyway.
How do you bind people to posts with someone's mouth?
Oh God, humanity really hasn't changed at all in 2000 years, has it?
>the belief that the more you dilute a substance with water the stronger the effect of that substance
>people actually believe this
I'm almost terrified to ask.
You should be able to find one above some local waterfall.
"According to Suetonius, Nero had a habit of covering himself with "the skin of some wild animal" and bursting out of a cage to attack the genitals of any men and women standing nearby."
It must have been the most prestigious thing to have your dick bitten by your emperor back then.
Well, imagine you're a criminal in Ancient Persia. Or a Greek in Ancient Persia, which would basically be the same thing to the Persians.
Now, say the king was in a funny mood today. Say he tells his guys to give you the boats - scaphism.
So, they'll strip you naked. That's fine, it's fucking hot in Persia anyway, sweaty and moist and shit overall.
They start feeding you honey and sweets and milk, it's pretty cool so far. Then it gets a bit too much. They force-feed you.
They lead you to two boats, more like hollow tree trunks. They fit together on the top, with you lying inside, only your head and your hands and feet exposed.
Not much place inside, but the honey and the milk wants out, so you start having diarrhea and you puke.
They put lots of sweet milk and honey on your limbs and your face, you know. The stuff insects love.
They let you drift out onto the water, in the heat, swimming in your own filth, literally being eaten alive by insects.
This could take days, or longer if they feel like giving you water occasionally so you don't die of dehydration.
Yeah, the stuff you would tell your grandchildren abou- oh, right.
Found a nice quote about it on wikipedia:
"The Persians outvie all other Barbarians in the horrid cruelty of their punishments, employing tortures that are peculiarly terrible and long-drawn, namely the ‘boats’ and sewing men up in raw hides. But what is meant by the ‘boats,’ I must now explain for the benefit of less well informed readers. Two boats are joined together one on top of the other, with holes cut in them in such a way that the victim’s head, hands, and feet only are left outside. Within these boats the man to be punished is placed lying on his back, and the boats then nailed together with bolts. Next they pour a mixture of milk and honey into the wretched man's mouth, till he is filled to the point of nausea, smearing his face, feet, and arms with the same mixture, and so leave him exposed to the sun. This is repeated every day, the effect being that flies, wasps, and bees, attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and all such parts of him as project outside the boats, and miserably torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover his belly, distended as it is with milk and honey, throws off liquid excrements, and these putrefying breed swarms of worms, intestinal and of all sorts. Thus the victim lying in the boats, his flesh rotting away in his own filth and devoured by worms, dies a lingering and horrible death."
That's pretty fucking metal.
NOPE NOPE NOPE
I would never wash my dick again.
You know, lots of Roman political figures loves to accuse rivals of sexual deviance of all sorts. You should really take most of those accusations with a grain of salt.
Julius Caesar for example was accused of losing his virginity to a foreign king.
I assumed that a lot of this was the kind of shit-flinging we have even today against our politicians.
You know what really hurts me, is that this thread somehow went from bell peppers to persian torture methods with no anime in between, and it's a whole lot better than most of the other threads on /a/ right now
It's like I'm really on /tg/!
tomato is a fruit
I know, right?
And people complain about capital punishment nowadays, hah.
I wonder if those people got to keep their dick or if Nero had a Pickled Dicks Room somewhere.
Of course lots of it was shit-flinging, but Nero was - and still is - almost universally agreed to have been a perverted madman.
Now, Caligula for example was rather well-liked in his time.
Such is life on Soviet 4chan.
>Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
Food threads rarely show up but they are almost always better than the standard fare. Same with alcohol threads, even with the token poisoning yourself poster, and pretty much any other special interest topic that pops up
I don't know if we generally have less at stake to shitpost with, or the shitposting types just don't know how to intervene, but hey
Remember that the Church selected and transcribed the surviving reports. Are there scrolls from Pompeii on Nero?
I'm not sure, honestly.
I think he had a villa somewhere near or in Pompeii, didn't he?
Canadian retardness at its finest.
How about you post those milk bags as well?
Yes, that's it, thanks.
It's called 'capsicum' dipshit
Little Japanese girls hate them because they are literally called "pee man" in Japanese