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You know the drill, /a/. If your waifu is posted,you must masturbate with an ice cube up your butt.
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Enjoy
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I tried that once, next time I went for a shit it was bloody as hell. Never again.
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>>100981267
You have to stick it in when you are going to cum.
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who rolled oats?
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Do it for science and watch out for edges.
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I kinda want to do it even though my waifu will never ever be posted.
Does it feel good?
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>>100981121
>ice cube up my butt
Gee, man.
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>>100981601
It does actually, just make sure said ice cube doesn't have sharp edges.
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>>100981121
Th-that's not the drill.
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>>100981121
>you must masturbate with an ice cube up your butt.
Meh. Not nearly as good (or as bad) as it sounds.
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i know you're out there
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my waifu never gets posted
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Yes this counts for every girl.
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>>100981121
>You know the drill, /a/. If your waifu is posted,
Yeah, I know, I gotta-

>you must masturbate with an ice cube up your butt.
... What?
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>>100982599
Fatty fat fatty.
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No one will ever post my iyashikei waifu and I will never masturbate with an ice cube up my butt
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>>100982645
Is it Alicia from Aria?
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>>100981188
welp.
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I'll give you guys a head start.
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>>100982724
No, It's Lennesia from Log Horizon dude
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>>100981121
That's my secret.

I have no waifu
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>>100982904
Oh, I didn't think you'd actually post it.
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>>100982992
I can't tell if that one anon is joking or dumb, but it's not anyone from Aria
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>>100981121
Sounds good.
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Iam ... tempted
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>>100981267
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>>100981432
She's my waifu, but I don't take it seriously enough to to something that may be considered extremely gay. May butt, like me, is going to be a wizard and nothing can change it.
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If you can actually guess mine within three posts I will do it for real.
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>>100983277
What makes you think I care?
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>ice cube up your butt
Sounds gay,
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>>100983314
I will post it here for your amusement.
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I don't know if I want her posted or not.
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>>100983437
N-no thank you.
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>>100983201
I don't think shoving an ice cube up your butt can be considered losing your anal virginity.
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>>100983603
I still don't like the thought of it.
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I tried this last time and it was not terribly pleasant. Definitely interesting, but it hurt a little. And it was cold as fuck, which I guess was the point. Somebody said to wet it with saliva, which I didn't do. Just a heads up in case anybody actually goes for this.

Any other ways to make it better? I'm willing to try again.
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How do you get a ice cube up your bum?
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>>100984138
Lie on your back, put your legs to your shoulders, spread your ass with both hands and let the ice cube - "plopp" - fall in.
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Suiciding because I'm about to take a shower and this sounds like it could be interesting.
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Suiciding because I'm about to take a shower and this sounds like it could be interesting.

Fuck you 4chan let me upload my fucking picture. Piece of shit website.
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>>100985074
I almost posted her.
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My butt remains warm!
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>>100985074
>panem et curcenses
Fuck you Nippon, how fucking difficult would it be to get that right?
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>>100989459
who gives a fuck its a dead languages anyway
seriously you nerds are fucking pathetic sometimes
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>>100982904

that lewd as FUCK underwear.
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>>100988414
Eh, I never go into these threads anyway. I just thought the ice cube in the butt sounded fun.

>>100989459
They got this one right.
I think.
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>>100989797
>groria
They do that on purpose.
They have to. Nobody can be that much of a stupid bastard accidentally.
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>>100990007
Well that's because they lack the letter L for whatever fucking reason. Not nearly as bad as the other one.
Nip is a shit language though so it can't be helped.
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So, uh.

How can I make this pleasurable?
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>>100990080
They use the Latin alphabet in those pictures, they sure as hell have L.
Fucking nips I swear, why are they so crazy?

>>100990155
1. Put ice cube into butt
2. There is no Step 2
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>>100990268
Eh, it can't be helped.
Also, step 2 is to masturbate.
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>>100990360
I thought the ice-in-the-butt thing was supposed to be pleasurable by itself already?
That's the whole reason people put things up their butt, is it not?
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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_it_safe_to_stick_an_ice_cube_up_your_butt_and_would_it_be_pleasurable

That's all Google gave me.

Where does this come from?

I'm tempted to try but don't want to suffer significant pain from cramping my prostate from the cold or some shit like that.
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>>100990474
I did it while masturbating in a hot shower.
Felt pretty good. I guess it's a little different for everyone though.
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>>100990492
> It does please pleasurable because it feels like a tiny icecold penis up your anal. Please do try.
Why does wiki answers sound like those Indian dudes on omegle all of a sudden?

>>100990639
Doesn't the ice melt pretty fast in a hot shower?
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>>100990714
Kind of.
It was kind of a larger ice cube and I did turn the water temperature down a little, but it leaves the cold feeling still in my butt.
My next time I'll just get a bucket of ice cubes and just keep putting them in.
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I'm imagining all the anons all over the world that are trying to shove an ice cube up their ass right now.
Never change /a/.
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>>100990865
I've never tried it, but I can imagine the cold sensation to be somewhat interesting.
I prefer larger things, though, and it'd feel weird to sculpture a ice dick to shove up my butt.
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>>100990881
You can laugh at my expense, but tonight the chill in my ass will be proof that I didn't back down from a challenge.

I will fap as I live the rest of my life, as a man of action.
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>>100990881
Why aren't you joining us, Anon-kun?
You know you want to.
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>>100990474
>>100990492
Ice cubes up the butt are not fun; just painfully, painfully cold.
Cucumbers, on the other hand...
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Reminder to anyone who actually does this to melt the sharp edges first.
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Would you let your waifu put an ice cube up your butt while you put one in hers and masturbated together?
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>>100991352
Very much so.
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>>100991352
Yes.
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2/3 of my waifus have been posted. You will never get my third one, /a/
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>>100991352
Only if she wanted to.
Why does this give me such a boner?
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>>100991524
Fucking despicable
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>>100991524
You do realize all this means is that you're obliged to fit two in, right?

You brought this on yourself. Learn some commitment.
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Ha I'm safe.

But whoever shares my waifu isn't.
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DO IT
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Joke's on you I don't have a waifu.
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Enjoy.
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>>100981121
I've thought about that.
Wouldn't it just burn your rectum ?
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>>100992389
Not at all, try it.
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>leaving ice on a mucous membrane

Hold an ice cube against the inside of your cheek for a while and see how it feels. That's what it'll do to your rectum.
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This is much easier with automatically dispensed ice. They have a slight banana shape. If you have bagged ice, it's slightly more difficult, but the curved sides are easier to take than ice cubes from an ice cube tray. Still possible of course.
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>>100992825
Yeah my fridge produces those odd half-disc ice thingies.
Dunno how they'd feel up my butt though.
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>>100981121
You'll never post my waifu, ha!
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>>100993058
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>>100993599
Ha, nice try!
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>>100993599
Has explosives under that gook hat and will fuck up the paint job on your huey is the best. You go trip and fall into a hole.
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>>100993599
>genki otaku
>bad
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How the fuck can't /a/ guess my waifu?
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>>100993599
Nope, try harder!
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>>100992389
It's the extreme-ness of it that feels so good. When you first stick the ice up there it's almost painful because of the shock but it soon becomes pleasurable. Also 1 cube melts too fast. I generally do it with about 3- 5 up there.
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>>100992389
Yes. They're just trying to mess with you, report them.
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>>100994014
>Not sticking ice up your butt

Next you'll say you don't masturbate with sandpaper
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>>100993599
>incest
>bad
haha oh wow



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