Hetero general. Post your favorite hetero couple.
They have it so hard, but love conquers all...
These two had perfect chemistry.
I don't know if this is the greatest love story ever told, but I've never encountered a better one, so I'm going to go with this. I honestly envy them, and not just for all the kinky stuff they get to do without losing their innocence.
I dropped it once there was no more Tachi, I have to go back and check for any new additions.
Finally, a thread that appeals to my Christian sensibilities!
Coincidentally it was my first ever ship in anime.
Fuck off hetfags, this is mainly a lesbian board.
You dropped Nana to Kaoru? I bet your dick is mad at you right now.
Go back to your containment board, faggot.
They finally kissed in Arashi
But they's probably just play it off like nothing happened
They kissed in the main story too, so Kaoru's first kiss wouldn't have been with another guy (in the school stage play).
So maybe they're not canonically a couple. They should be, dammit!
Fuck off Suzaku. Lelouch liked her first.
This thread isn't taking up as well as it should. Is love between men and women passe now? Or love between men and anthropomorphic deities?
Every perfect couple has to end with one killing another!
Why is it so satisfying to see two people who are in love try to kill each other?
I wonder if this is how Black Lagoon will end... Rock and Revy are definitely a perfect couple, and they're been on a highway to Hell for a while now...
Didn't Revy mess around with girls in the past?
Is Beato male or female?
Yeah, I think it was a Chinese prison
In prison. That doesn't count. She's still a pure, virtuous and straight.Who was raped by cops when she was younger, but that doesn't count either. Neither does her working as a dom.
Damn I wanted to post those two.
Sensei best girl
Not even trying anymore, are you?
How is Sensei not married? She's wonderful and best girl easily.
She's a smoker.
why even bother trying with this low tier bait?
From the thumbnail, I thought Mako had drills.
Hetshit is the worst.
At the same time his balls are probably not quite so blue any more.
Celty a cute
Senseis are always best girls.
But who calls the shots? The dick, of course. Priorities, priorities.
Here, here! They hardly ever seem to get lucky, though. I wonder why, you'd think that experienced, mature women would be more sought after...
The testicles have a veto in that they can shut down absolutely everything else through soul-rending pain.
It's just lust
Only two girls can love each other
>implying a relationship can work with two vapid whores, let alone just one
yaoi >>> hetero >>> shit > yuri
But that always comes with an external threat directly attacking, when it's simply about a blockade they can't really do anything.
My favorite character and I.
I think you got that backwards
So who is it?
Laura from infinite stratos.
Haha, nice, I wanted to post the same couple. Beato is female, even if her body is male.
I can't say it.
>Beato is female, even if her body is male.
Which it isn't because she's Rosa.
I still wonder if they fuck sometimes.
I won't fall for this kind of shitposting ever again, bro.
>Wishing for the death of our species
Why are 2D women so dumb?
>Implying love has something to do with procreation.
Girls cannot love boys. Girls only like what boys can do for them.
So once they get bored of all the cuddling and kissing they go out and indiscriminately find some dicks for real pleasure and impregnation? And since it's not real love, they keep it a secret? Link to doujin.
I heard a theory that said Miria was a virgin before she became immortal, thus her cherry has to be popped every time, thus making it an unpleasant process.
>Serika will never get it through her head that the 'Fro likes him.
>they will never hold hands
>marrying your bro
Might as well go 100% gay
Sounds like 3DPD
If a girl likes you it's because you can do something for her. Provide her with stability and security and she'll like you for it. Mess up one of these one time and she might consider looking elsewhere immediately.
Girls cannot love boys.
>being this much of a landwhale
>Girls cannot love
Everything that happens in girl on girl can happen with hetero, except they also get a nice dick and kids with it. They can cuddle, kiss, provide stability and security, love, and also dicking and real pleasure.
Girls can only love boys.
Rukia isn't Ichigo's bro at all.
Those kids are seen as ways to shackle someone to you.
Wait... that's not a hetero couple. It's a damn fine couple, though.
Yet a woman will view herself as a failure if she reaches 30 without bearing children
In real life? I've seen it enough with relatives, friends and coworkers that, yes, women I do believe are incapable of love.
2D is another story. True love exists there.
Humanity's strongest couple
You've made my day, anon. But now I have to go re-watch Baccano.
TomaxKuroko aka Kamikuro.
That's a societal pressure. Like if you're a guy and haven't had sex by 18-21 you're a failure at life, immature, loser, neckbeard, faggot, manchild etc.
>Yet a woman will view herself as a failure if she reaches 30 without bearing children
I think that mindset is slowly changing though. At least in the West.
And... here we...
I was just about to go to sleep, but now I can't. Fuck you.
I don't think they even know what sex is
If you haven't lost it by 18 you're doing something wrong
Imagine the little Kuroko with the big, strong Touma protecting each other...their dates would be dangerous for the heart.
And their children...they'd be soooo cute.
I guess focusing on studying and working was me doing it wrong then.
>Implying stidying matters before the last year of high school
Specifically, Argo and Nastasha
Sorry I wasn't a hit with the ladies, Anon.
No, it's really normal.
Besides, having more important things to do than having sex in mind 24/7 is nothing to be ashamed of.
You are officially an obnoxious faggot.
Fuck off naive fujoshit.
Do you honestly, in your heart of hearts, believe that isn't a troll post?
I don't know what is so grea about sex.
Having to deal with the woman you just slept with after losing your libido must be...not the best of the situations.
Nothing a fap can't fix without consecuences
But that's wrong, anon. 2D doesn't have to worry about procreation in the same way that 3D does. That's why yuri is the purest form of love, and yaoi... has given us homolust threads I guess. Though I agree that 3DPD homosex is degenerate and disgusting.
>m-muh pure yuri, why won't mods ban everyone that disagrees with me like on /u/
you fags are much worse than /y/, at least they stick to their own board except for a single thread on here once in a while
Literally kill yourself.
>the city of allenby
do they ever fuck?
Or is the whole thing bizarre comedy like pic related
because /a/ loves dicks/traps/mainly dicks
Yurifags have only gotten worse over the years too. Nowadays they're pretty much tumblr.
But anon-kun, the cuddling's the best part...
Meh, Stalker might have a shot with her.
Unfortunately yes, I believe there actually exist people this misguided and insufferable that I will never even once browse an absolute monstrosity like tumblr.
Both. And as far as I could read, they didn't fucked yet.
The best thing about sex is the post sex cuddling.
I don't hate dicks I just personally think they're ugly and overrated unless it is attached to a delicious trap.
In fact I think futa is the only way to finally win an argument against hetfags and yaoifags.
The thing is, sex isn't about reaching orgasm, unlike fapping. Sex is about an emotional connection with your partner(s), and like some anons have pointed out, the post-coital cuddling. If you think otherwise, you've been doing it wrong.
Koyasu x Hanakana anyone?
Saying boys love is the purest and all girls even in 2D are vapid whores is wrong plain and simple and I was trashing that idiot landwhale for even articulating this level of stupidity.
Somebody order a futa?
I would destroy Natasha. Argo is a lucky fuck.
I'm pretty sure smoking is my true fetish.
My heart aches and my smile won't go away.
Then please marry her. She doesn't show it, but she's desperate.
Goddamit anon. That's purity right there,
All of you please stop defiling the benevolent and sacred gospel of lillies with your intolerance.
All kinds of boys and girls young or old can love each other and if I cannot bring you to understand then you leave me no choice but to put you down.
This is Yveltal, the very incarnate of death and destruction, a power virtually beyond anything that one could conceive second only to its counterpart of creation and of course Elder God Demonbane.
I will do what I must my brethren.
Calm thyself, beast, and forgive these fools, for they know not what they do. Let them continue on in their folly, for does not love conquer all?
But you have to be with someone you love for it to work that way. Casual sex is just so meaningless.
Speaking from all that experience?
There's something adorable about the balance of power in this relationship.
Correct. So why would you have casual sex?
There are actually 5 pages before this, although they're mostly comedic.
That's because you're not as dead inside as you like to think you are and that happiness still exists for you. And also because you're a faggot.
my heart hurts
>implying Rock won't fail to save Revy,too
>implying it won't end tragically because one of the main themes of the series is that the ride never ends
The pages posted before continue from here.
Actually, I was implying the exact opposite. I agree with the prediction it will end horribly.
Of course not. But if you have something to share then please do.
Never said that I have. I am a virgin you know.
Let's see what else I have...
Well,it's questionable if Revy is going to kill Rock.
But maybe that scene when Rock deflected Revy's gun was foreshadowing of things to come.
Fuck,I want it to end happily.
Would you like my share of happiness, anon?
Well, that's a good thing. Keep yourself nice and pure, building up your lust, until you find someone you really do like, and then do lewd and depraved things with them. Glorious.
Right, I also have this.
Happy endings are for Thai massages. This is not one. Black Lagoon is going to show us how Rock becomes a monster, and Revy, who finds her conscience, will put him down as an act of compassion.
Forgot to put the 4/5, but whatever.
What a lovely thread. I only wish I could've gotten here sooner.
Yeah. It seems the plot is moving towards Revy becoming more cultivated and Rock falling deeper into the darkness in an attempt to save people.
There is room for a happy ending,though.
Perhaps Revy will be the first person Rock will save.
waiting on that, tarou
>Miura will die before finishing Berserk and Casca will never be sane again.
That waifu material
Anyone got 15 yet?
I like you you are a good guy.
For some reason I prefer her like this. She doesn't bitch and nag anymore.
Too bad both of these pairing are impossible being Alibaba.
The author prefers Alibaba x Suffering.
Fuck the fangirls
How many times has she been fucked by other things anyway?
Only once. By Griffith.
But there were two rape attempts.
Once, but it was enough.
Yeah, at least I'm less delusional
Too fucking easy.
I like how every episode after their first meeting always have them interacting, directly or indirectly.
>not liking Guyaka
Male Kyoko is way better.
>any version of that ugly hobo bitch
>better than any version of perfect Sayaka
>Disliking any Meguka after the movie
>liking the movie
Poor Kuwabara ;_;
I like you you're good with good taste
I wasn't even talking about the movie itself.
>Approved by The love calculator.
Fucking fucking fuck. Why would you even save that. Fuck. That's going to put me in a bad mood all day.
>implying genderbent male to female on male isn't still gay