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Alright /a/, you are now in charge of babysitting these three lolis. How do you keep them entertained?

I trust you won't get yourself arrested or Kill La Killed
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knitting class
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>have to give ryuuko and Satsuki time outs because they keep attacking each other with box cutters and scissors.
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I have them play Smash Bros. Mario Kart, Mario Party and Anarchy Reigns all day.
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we could make pancakes together
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SHOWER E WITH LOADS OF ZENI
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>>100973009
Im not sure if giving them pointy objects is a good idea.
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make and bake cookies. What little kid doesn't like cookies and being involved will keep them busy.
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I spend most of my time trying to make loli Satsuki smile. I'm sure she has a nice smile, she shouldn't be such a grumpy gus all the time.
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>>100972939
Loli Satsuki and loli Ryuuko.
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snes. Kindergartners love snes.
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I feel like Loli Satsuki & Ryuko would be good kids as long as no one instigates them, so I would have them do some crayon shit or whatever.

Maybe teach Nonon how to play the recorder?
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>>100972939
I'd dig a alternate world with Ryuuko becoming a deva instead of Sanageyama
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>Nonon I know you want to hold Satsuki's hand forever but you don't have to take that literally, let her go to the bathroom by herself. You're too young for that stuff.
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>>100973395
>I feel like Loli Satsuki & Ryuko would be good kids as long as no one instigates them

Just don't leave them alone with scissors.
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>>100973436
I can dig this. Satsuki intervenes at about the same time and recruits her.

Thus Satsuki gains Sengetsu and Mr. Matoi on her side. Maybe
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>>100972939
Introduce them to loli Nui.
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>>100973187
You're not babysitting shota Takarada though.
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>>100973734
>implying Nui was ever a loli
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>>100973734
What a terror that kid would be, holy shit.
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>>100973187
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>>100972939
Well, I've considered this pretty seriously, and I think playing outdoors on the playground with them could be fun. It might work for Nonon and Ryuuko but Satsuki seems more the brainy type so maybe read her a story.
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>>100973333
>Ask Satsuki about this picture of Junketsus she's coloring
>See her face light up as she starts talking about her beautiful wedding dress her father showed her
Hnnnnnnng
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take them to the beach. I'll make my own beach episode.
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>>100973913
>An /a/non taking a bunch of kids to the beach.

I don't know man, this might not end well for you.
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>>100973963
Well, depending on how old he looks, maybe onlookers will just think their his daughters?
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>>100973884
>That's a very..interesting wedding dress sweetie, but why is it so revealing?
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Have a party.
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>>100973734
I don't think she was ever a loli, also she might molest Ryuuko and Satsuki.
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>>100974039
That's a nice party
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>>100972939
>loli kuudere
>loli tsundere
>loli yandere
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>>100974005
>their
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>>100974012
>She looks at you dead straight in the eyes. "Because clothing is sin. Man's original sin."
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>>100974130
>Nonon
>Yandere
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>bake cookies and warm some milk
>download light hearted anime about little girls
>put it on one of my monitors
>they watch it while one of them sits in my lap
>all of them falls asleep while I'm browsing /a/ on another monitor

I've got a 9 year old niece and this work works well on her.
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>>100974081
>Come sit on Aunty Nui's lap girls and let me get a closer look at you.
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>>100974371
That's adorable anon.

I wish I had young cousins or nieces or nephews.
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>>100972939
I finally acheive my dream of playing board games with lolis
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>>100974570
Just don't play Monolopy with them, that game never ends well.
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>>100974371
That was adorable until you got to the /a/ part. Now I'm convinced you are a paedophile.
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I'm Canadian so I obviously take them to their first live National Hockey League game.

>Satsuki gets her mommy to buy the two teams she watched play after the game is over.
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>>100974617
I can't leave /a/ for too long without getting the itch and I don't wanna interrupt her show just so I can glance at the catalog. Sometimes you gotta multi task.
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>>100974371
I trust you've shown her the best series about little girls
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>>100973187
Don't forget to play our based dosh kings anthem!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
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>>100974606
Monopoly is shit. Though it depends on how old they are if I can actually do it. If they're under 10 the games might be too complex for them.
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>>100974796
I have, she can't read fast enough to catch up with the subtitles yet but she really enjoyed the marshmallows.
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>>100974857
Satsuki would understand it but Ryuuko and Nonon would be too dumb.
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Give them the Gordian Knot
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>>100974973
awww. My dream will go unfulfilled.
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>>100975029
Just play another easier game with them.
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>>100974876
Good man.
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>>100975058
I meant I'm not sure any of my board games are playable for kids under 10.
I suppose epic spell wars might be, since that's pretty much play cards then see what happens.
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>>100975029
CANDYLAND NIGGER
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>>100974991
Satsuki would cut it in half, like the true conqueror she is
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>>100975181
I don't want to play shit board games.
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>>100975231
>Candyland
>shit
You're the faggot anon-kun.
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>>100975433
>Roll & move
>good
Whatever you say pleb.
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>>100974973
Ryuuko and Nonon might be too dumb to play it at their current age too.
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>>100972939
Take them home and my eggs ready.
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>>100972939
Do whatever Satsuki says.
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>>100975686
>I order you to bully Ryuuko over there so she can become stronger.
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>>100975725
In the name of the empress, it will be done.
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Ryuuko wets herself, how do you respond to this situation?
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>>100975813
I'm pretty sure Satsuki would beat her up for being unworthy of her clothes.
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>>100973963
no c'mon it's nothing suspicious. The beach would just be a fun environment. Although they'd probably need help applying sunscreen, so that's when I'd start sweating
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>>100975813
Does she have a change of clothes?

Either way I get her in the bath and start washing her clothes. If she didn't have spares I'd try and find something she could wear, maybe an old Tshirt she could use as a dress or something.
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>try to entertain satsuki
>she will brabble some "2deep4u" shit the entire time and wouldn't want to do a single activity i've planned
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>>100975813
make her take a bath. with satsuki
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How long are they staying? Can I read them a bedtime story?
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Ryuuko would undoubtedly be the third wheel so I'd likely spend most of my efforts trying to cheer her up while paying limited attention to the other two
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>>100976021
What type of book could you even read Loli Satsuki? She probably would not like a fairy tale.
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>>100975872
>sexual thoughts about satsuki-sama
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>>100976114
What if it was german?
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>>100976114
Sun Tzu
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>>100976114
The Raven by Poe?
It's kind of a fairy tale, and it ends with suffering.
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>>100976114
mein kampf
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>>100976197
>>100976224
you fucking guys
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>>100973160
qt
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>>100976114
Animal Farm. She'd be intrigued by the piggies.
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>>100976080
>implying Nonon wouldn't be left as the third wheel, as Satsuki-chan would only have respect/time for her rival
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>>100976114
She likes making animal analogies, so read her Aesop's Fables.
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>>100974825
Flashback to Satsuki's garden party when?
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>>100976385
Ryuuko wasn't a delinquent yet so Satsuki would be more likely to make her cry if she tried anything with her.
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>>100976470
Satsuki doesn't make people cry on purpose, she's not cruel.
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>>100976505
I know but I'm guessing Ryuuko would be a bit of a cry baby at this point since she hasn't toughened up yet.
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>>100974617
>paedophile
I checked my privilege, did you check yours?
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>>100974570
You have noble dreams anon.
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>>100974857
>you imagine mako playing monopoly
Oh boy
>her love for money
>her reactions when she can't collect goyim dollars and has to go to jail
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>>100975950
It's not strange for siblings to take a bath together.
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>>100972939
I let them run with scissors and tell them to be careful not to put anyone's eye out.
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>>100975813
Also wet myself
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>>100976776
Then you invite over Nui, right?
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>>100976750
>implying the elder god of mischief wouldn't be the richest fuck at the table, cashing in on goy dollars at every turn.
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>>100976805
>see ryuuko? no ned to be ashamed
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>>100975813
Why is Ryuuko the one to wet herself?
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>>100976845
>doesn't invite herself
>>100976863
Now I want a board game episode.
>satsuki and ryuuko 'brawling' like lovers over the games and fairness
>maki shenanigans
>goy dollars
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>>100976914
It's the nudist mentality.
>>100976941
>maki
mako
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I would play with Satsuki's toes and do the "this little piggy went to the market"
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>>100976941
You're right, 3 lolis at your house at the same time? She'd be barging right in there to mol- I mean play with all of them!
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Loli Ryuuko art is kinda lacking

shes such a cutie
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>>100977052
You could say she doesn't thread lightly
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>>100977134
My god, almost as good as Satsuki.
>>100977187
..how did my spoilers disappear?
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>>100977006
>this little piggy went away forever, it's your mother.
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>>100977006
She might try to blood purge you if you do that.
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>>100972939
Why does Nonons chest look bigger in this picture than it looks now?
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>>100976941
>GOD DAMN IT SATSUKI I GET TO BE THE CAR
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>>100977358
It is the pose.
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>>100977134
Loli Ryuuko's brief scene only lasted a second and she was sad, maybe that deterred the fanartists
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>>100977439
this would make me sad

i want to protect ryuuko
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>>100977418
These things need to be reality.
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>>100976941
>It just turns in to another fighting episode that ends in a draw.
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For Ryuuko, let her play Yoshi's Island on SNES.
For Satsuki, give her a piggy back ride constantly.
For Nonon, play "Kidz Bop" on the radio.
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>>100977811
>not wanting ryuuko and satsuki to surrender to each other.
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>Ryuko went to the same Kindergarten as Satsuki
what?
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How high is the chance that we get a mako flashback where shes a loli in the next episode?
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>>100977912
>Ryuuko gets scared when Baby Bowser grows in size and the ominous music plays
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>>100977976
She didn't, that's just a scene with Nonon and Satsuki with Ryuuko pasted in.
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>>100977997
Then we can remake this thread with 4 lolis instead of 3.
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>>100978167
Aw yeah

I think it will happen since mako will explain her feelings towards ryuuko and she explains how she never really had any friends in kindergarden and stuff
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>>100978167
That's a promising prospect.
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>>100978247
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>>100978247
What if she used to be a boy
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http://strawpoll.me/1078867
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>>100978341
Then /a/ will check their privilege.
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>>100978321
yeah because of that

>>100978341
would be shit
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What episode was this in?
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>>100978456
>>100978366
I agree.
But what if she used to be a robot
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>>100978462
Episode 10 for Satsuki and Nonon and I think it was 8 for loli Ryuuko
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Fight to the death.
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>wait until they are 21
>have sex
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>>100978684
You fighting them or do you make them fight to the death?

Ryuuko would lose, it's 2 on 1.
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>>100978705
Why wait?
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>>100978705
>21
Good goy
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>>100973141
>Mario Party

Mah nigga.
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>>100978779
Because they are obviously not 21,
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>>100978705
I don't think you're going to be babysitting them for that long, anon. It would be kidnapping by that point.
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I would give them something to draw.

I wonder what they would draw
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>>100973141
Smash bros used to be the shit.
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>>100972939
take Ryuko's favorite toy and give it to Satsuki

Ryuko now must fight Nonon and then Satsuki to get it back


it'd basically be the TV show but with loli's
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>>100978930
Why 21?
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>>100978981
I was expecting that second sentence to be
>bitches love to draw
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>>100979017
why not 14 to 16? it would be legal already in nihon
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>>100978981
Nonon: Satsuki
Satsuki: Junketsu
Ryuuko: A happy family
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So are Ryuko and Manface the same age?
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>>100979117
Satsuki is a year older, I think.
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>>100978997
>it'd basically be the TV show but with loli's
So much better?
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>>100979017
So you can take them to America and get them drunk. Do you really think you could have sex with Nonon If she wern't drunk and in America?
Thats silly.
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>>100973160
Pancake party!
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>>100979017
>>100979069
Why bother waiting at all?
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>>100979069
everything under 21 is just pedophile.
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>>100973788
I know what she was like
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>>100978997
>I HAVEN'T WOST MY WAY SATSUKI-CHAN.
>I GOTTA FIND OUT WHO TOOK MY TOY
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>>100978969
Remember the days when kidnapping didn't mean rape?
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>>100979274
America, FUCK YEAH!
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>>100976114
The devil wears prada
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>>100979274
Do you even know what pedophilia is?
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>>100979074
>Ryuuko not drawing something edgy
>Satsuki not drawing Stalin
>Nonon not drawing nothing, because blank is 'artistic'
You don't understand, goy.
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>>100979420
Ryuuko wasn't a delinquent until grade school.
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>>100979302
>MY Goy
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I would play a game of blind-fold taste test with them.
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>>100979457
She took time to become sharp, like a sharpened pencil.
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>>100979386
Anon, I hate to break it to you, but clearly they do not.
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>>100976805
Watase-kun plz
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>>100979531
That's a lot of dairy and dairy products anon.
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>>100979531
Is the first taste your penis?
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>>100979074
>a happy family

I want to protect her even more

>>100979420
WHY do people still think Ryuuko is edgy? If she be that edgy she probably sliced Satsukis throat right away in the last episode and wouldn't give her the sword back.
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>>100979386
>2014
>not being aware that the age of consent across the western world is going to increase to 21 by the end of the year
>implying you're not a pedo
>implying that pedophilia is accepted on /a/ any longer
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>>100979684
>implying pedophilia has anything to do with age of consent.
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>>100979640
No, first I would have to get them salivating and accustomed to other flavours before they get the meat flute.
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>>100979767
>implying anything under the age of consent doesn't automatically make you pedo
>>>/b/
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>>100979261
What does Ryuuko like in her pancakes?
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>>100980197
strawberries and chocolate
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>>100980197
Senketsu
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>>100975576
>Satsuki, Ryuuko, Mako, and the Elite Four playing Monopoly
>Mako as the banker
>Satsuki making grandiose speeches that result in them all selling their properties to her.
>Satsuki lays claim to 80% of the board
>Monopolies and hotels everywhere.
>Ryuuko running low on money.
>I don't really get it but I'm not going to lose
>Until-My-Body-Is-Dry.mp3
>Rolls Doubles
>Community Chest: Go straight to Park Place
>Buys it.
>Second Roll: 2 (doubles again)
>Buys Boardwalk
>Third Roll: 12 (doubles again)
>Goes straight to jail for landing doubles three times in a roll
>gets to sit three turns in jail not having to lose money by landing on people's property.
>Teacher comes in and says break time is over.
>The game is forcibly ended and put away before the finale.
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>>100979837
>caring about laws normalfags made up
lel
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>>100980280
Strawberries sound likes what Nonon would like.
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>>100980341
What about raspberries?

She totally looks like someone that loves berries
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>>100980197
vengeance
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>>100980335
Normalfags outnumber us like 5:1 these days.
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>>100980327
>Gamagoori loses first.
>Mako comforts him.
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>>100980327
He lost the game, but he won the Mako.
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>>100974371
>they watch it while one of them sits in my lap

How do you decide which one?
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>>100979837
I'm sorry, I didn't know that arbitrary laws had an effect on when people enter puberty
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>>100980734
I choose Ryuuko, she seems depressed.
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>>100980734
The cutest/time.
My penis discriminates.
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>>100974371
I wish I had a 9-year-old niece I could mol- protect.
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>>100980936
me too. nonon and satsuki would probably want to sit next to each other anyway
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>>100972939
The three of us all gang up on loli Ryuuko and bully her until she cries.

There is no other acceptable answer.
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>>100981049
I wish I had an 11 year old non-blood related loli to mol- love.
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>>100973517
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>>100981132
id punch you in the guts
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I have to keep lolis and shotas entertained all day at my job, and it's honestly pretty easy. You would be suprised how long kids can listen to you read a book, or play with blocks, or play dress up.
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>>100981308
>I have to keep lolis ... entertained all day at my job
Lucky man.
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>>100980936
>>100981064
>Thank you for being so nice to me, onii-chan, no one else is.
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>>100981173
>non-blood related
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Have we gotten a Mako flashback yet?
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>>100981414
y-you too
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>>100981300
Nah, just kidding. We'd probably all get together with a big bowl of popcorn and watch a nice children's movie.
The Lion King.
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>>100981524
maybe in the next episode I guess.

This time I think I will guess right.
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>>100981524
We'll get it soon, anon.
On the day she dies.
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>>100981523
I'm not into incest anon, I'm not a pervert.
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>>100981524
No loli Mako flashback yet. I'm sure it'll be really depressing, though.
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>>100981741
>I'm not a pervert
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>>100981639
Movies are only good for a certain age group, usually around 10 or so. Younger than that and they usually get bored around haflway through,.
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>>100981796
I'm not. I just want to have consensual sex with a little girl.
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>>100981881
I can fully understand, you're a good goy.
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>>100981729
just the thought of Mako crying is too much
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>>100982086
She did already, but I guess they were tears of happiness once she realized Ryuuko was alright.

She did this yet Ryuuko didn't even mentioned her in the last episode.
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>>100982164
I mean real emotional flashback of a tragic past tears.
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>>100981308
One is usually the one who gets fed up of stuff before they do, and then you have to push through the incesant cries of 'again'.
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>>100981871
depends on the upbringing I suppose
I loved lion king as a little kid
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What would you cook for them?
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>>100982536
yeah, but watching it on your own is not the same as having 20 of your friends and a bunch of toys nearby.
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I could finally make use of the fuckton of controllers I have for the wii U and give them the new mario to play with
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>>100982713
Pancakes with my own special batter.
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>>100982752
>>100982536
>>100981871
>missing the joke
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>>100982713
Pork chops, Satsuki chose it.
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>>100982921
what is the joke, anon?
the lion king is a perfectly fine film for kids to watch
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>>100982713
Apple pie.
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>>100982536
What would be Loli Satsuki, Nonon, and Ryuko's favorite Disney movie?
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>>100982982
Read the filename faglord
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>>100981524
So loli Ryuuko's problem was she was bullied.

Loli Satsuki's problem was that Ravioli killed her father.

Loli Nonon's problem was that a bitch destroyed her castle and got sand in her fucking eyes

What would loli Mako's problem be?
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>>100983004
satsuki's would be that one short with nazi donald duck
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I want to see a flashback of loli mako now.
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>>100983054
Being poor and having no friends, not to mention existing in the nth dimension?
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>>100983054
poor and no friends

others have fun and she doesn't
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>>100983054
Similar to Ryuukos probably, she didn't have friends either.
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>>100983004
Ryuuko would like Tangled.
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>>100974371
Reminds me when my niece was in kindergarden and we spent afternoons watching DiGi Charat. Puchiko was her favourite character.
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>>100983070
Maybe she could indeed enjoy The Lion King.
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>>100983054
>What would loli Mako's problem be?
Poor, no friends, and gay.
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>>100983692
on a second thought, watching the lion king would probably end up with ryuuko and satsuki fighting
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>>100983070
That one where Doland works in a Nazi weapon factory?

Yeah, that was pretty damn good shit.
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>>100983753
Will Satsuki end up devoured by her own army?
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>>100975942
Isn't it cute?
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>>100974734
>I was at the Jets-leafs game yesterday
>satsuki likes the resolve of the leafs for coming back and tying the game

But ryuuko was cheering for the Jets so she went home happy.
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>>100983753
>they get into an argument about Scars actions.
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>>100984809
then again, i'm not sure if ryuuko even had any ideals at that age, unlike satsuki
she was probably just a sad lonely kid
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>>100985091
Yes, like I said earlier if Satsuki tried to do any of the things she does now to Ryuuko she would probably just cry.

>Satsuki makes Ryuuko cry the entire time not because she's mean but because she wants to toughen her up.
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I just can't wait for Satsuki to realized she's played straight into the hands of Mommy Dearest
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>>100985264
she probably at least partially realizes it, which is why she's toughening ryuuko up
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>>100985455
Well, it's clear she wants to use Ryuuko to help her defeat Ragyo, maybe even in a Zero Requiem, but I can't wait for Satsuki to realize even her ingenious "I was only pretending to be a massive cunt" plan was already taken into account by Rainbow Ragyo
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>>100977811
>It just turns in to another fighting episode that ends in a draw.
>Nonon throws sand in Ryuuko's face and pulls down her pantsu
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>>100980553
Mako doesn't care about him
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>>100985725
Damn, Nonon is a rapist at that young of an age?
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>>100981308
people forget the joys of being read to.
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>>100986076
>implying
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>>100979261
Semen
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A nice, relaxing, trust-building exercise of war.
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>>100980197
Her DADU.
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>>100986364
Tzatziki is not impressed.
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You have to babysit shota Gamagoori, Sanageyama, Inumuta, Sensei, Tsumugu, and Takarada.

Can you do it?
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>>100986664
>aikorou keep your clothes on, you're scaring the other children.
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>>100986664
>Okay everyone. Go out back and play, there's no rough housing inside.

Done and done. Chicken strips and tater-tots for lunch or dinner if they're staying that long.
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>>100986664
>shota Gamagoori
>implying I'd deal with an ill-tempered sadomasochist the size of a truck
Uzu can be given a stick, Inu a SNES, Aikurou a bottle of suntan lotion, Tsumugu a NERF gun, and Takarada a stack of Monopoly money.
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>>100986664
That's a lot of kids and Uzu would be a handful. Gama would help you, though.
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>>100986664
>shota gamagoori
how big is he, like 6 feet of annoying kid?
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>>100987186
No give Inu Doom on your computer on the highest difficulty.
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>>100987288
>>100987186
Gamamgoori would be the best. He would help watch the other kids.
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>>100987186
>give Uzu a stick

Stop trying to poke Takarada's butt, Uzu!

Jesus, there is something wrong with that kid.
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Loli Maiko would be fun.
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>>100987649
>Gamagoori
>help
>not whip the shit out of them every time they misbehaved
They'd be going home with some red asses.
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>>100987758
She would steal money from your wallet.
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>>100987779
They'd be going with those anyway.
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>>100987758
I'm not being held responsible for why loli Ryuuko, Nonon, Mako, Hakodate, and Satsuki are all going home without their pantsu.
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>>100987186
Shota Gama vs. Shota Tsumugu
Shota Inu vs. Shota Aikurou
Shota Uzu vs. Shota Taka

Oh Jesus.
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>>100987779
>you will never be Gamagoori and take care of Mako and Satsuki
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>>100988000
Did Hakodate have her shark teeth as a Loli or did those grow later?
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>>100988412
I suspect they were always there, which would have made teething a bitch, and breastfeeding impossible.
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>>100973141
>Mario Party

So that's where the rivalry begins huh? Satsuki stole all of Ryuko's stars. I'd be pissed too.
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>>100988363
>>100988363

hnnng
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>>100988267
>Shota Uzu vs. Shota Taka
That would result in one very embarrassing trip to the ER.
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>>100988622
>uh, I think we'll bottle feed this one.
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>>100988744
>>100987687
>>100987186

>Takarada destroys everyone in Monopoly
>Uzu gets pissed

How am I going to explain this to their parents?
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>>100988951
You usually dont breast feed a child that has its teeth. Usually you would ween them by that point.
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>>100972939
I tell the two stupid stuck up loli's that the world doesn't revolve around them and instill that into them through hardwork and training and tell the sad loli her dad loves her probably and still make her train with the other two and hope they become acceptable adults and not what they are.
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>>100989014
You don't you just tell them he slipped and fell and send him home with lots of Prep H.
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>>100989054
>forcing 3 lolis to get sweaty through rigorous training
>"Why do I have to get naked and hug Ryuuko, onii-chan?"
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>>100989284
there's no reason to post that, none at all.
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>>100989284
"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Takarada? Sorry to call you in the middle of your business meeting, and this is going to sound crazy, but your son slipped and accidentally impaled his anus with a bamboo sword."
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>>100989450
"Again?"
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>>100972939
rape
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>>100987131
>Implying Takarada wouldn't pay for a whole fucking buffet to be brought over to your house
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>>100989535
>"This is the third time this week! Ever since he started hanging around with that Sanageyama boy."
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>>100986664
I'd only choose Gama and maybe Inu. The others would be annoying and my apartment isn't big enough for more than 4 people (Gama counts twice).
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>>100990027
>implying your apartment is big enough for Gama alone
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>>100989806
Do you think Taka's parents would approve of their son hanging out with a delinquent monkey? I feel like they might not care.
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>>100990027
Gama is my first choice too. I feel like he'd be very obedient and cutely serious.
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>>100990135
They'd be too busy frolicking in their exorbitantly large piles of money to care.
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>>100989806
>" I am sure it's just a coincedence"
> get off the phone
>"Uzu, little dude, you gotta get over your obsession with asses.
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Those glowing eyes and shark teeth are fucking creepy if it's him.
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>>100990249
id imagine hes very courious and loves to play with action figures and protect stuff
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>>100990553
*Meant to quote >>100990110
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>>100973333
She really does.
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>>100990466
>meanwhile, Tsumugu has gotten into the sewing basket and it poking Gama with needles.

>Aikurou is butt naked

>Inu is going through all the folder on your computer
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>>100990621
I have a feeling any activity with loli Nonon would also involve her monkey.

And said monkey would deliberately try and fuck with you.
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>>100990759
Gee I hope Inu doesn't find my porn.
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>>100990955
>"Anon-sama. Why is that man's arm in his butt?"
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>>100990110
It would probably look like pic related but I still prefer Gama.
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>>100990955
No, instead he gives you a lecture on using a better setup, then he upgrades your whole processor
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>>100991164
Oh that's nothing, you want to see my RyuukoxSatsuki images? They really grow in to their bodies well and there is some disgusting stuff in there, like hand holding
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>>100991675
>hand holding
I wish our justice system allowed for scum like you to be killed.
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>>100991836
Someone needs to draw blushes on Senketsu and Junketsu.
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>>100972939
>About a month ago.
>Babysitting 6 year old cousin.
>She was adopted from china at 3 months old.
>Orphanage literally found her on the side of a road, wrapped in a blanket.
>Because china's 1 child law and junk.

>Parents out for a few hours for date night.
>She loves legos.
>I love legos.
>I build a spaceship.
>She builds a unicorn.
>We play with legos for an hour or so before dinner.
>Make her a grilled cheese sandwich shaped like a heart and a capri sun pouch.
>Little kids love that shit.
>Afterwards I help her into her PJs and she brushes her teeth.
>We watched The Little Mermaid.
>Bed time.
>Parents come home just as she's getting into bed.
>"Thank you so much anon, we really needed this! Don't worry about tucking her into bed, we'll take it from here."
>Niece comes running down the stairs.
>"Mommy, can uncle anon tuck me in?"

Can't wait to have kids of my own /a/.
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>>100992336
>posting a western cartoon on an anime board

disgusting
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>>100972939
Give Satsuki the D and ruin her lofty ambitions of high school domination.
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>>100992336
>nephew is 6 years old
>is a spoiled little shit
>needs literally all the attention in a room all the time
>because I got dat height she wants to ride me all the time
>pulls me hair and steal me comb
She has ruined my desire to have children. Sometimes though she is cute as shit and stirrs the flames of parenthood inside of me
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>>100972939
How the fuck is she being this young with a sword stuck up her ass already
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>>100993005
DADDY WASN'T THERE
TO TAKE HER TO THE FAIR
TO CHANGE HER UNDERWEEEAARR
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>>100986664
>not babysitting dosh king jr
>mfw
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I'm probably thinking too hard about this but...
>nonon & ryuuko
Play a game of Rescue the Princess, with Nonon as the princess and Ryuuko as the brave knight. I'd play the dragon and really ham it up.

>Satsuki
I don't even know. Assuming Ragyo dropped her off I'd still be blind. Discuss philosophy?
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>>100993724
>Assuming Ragyo dropped her off
I doubt she would ever do that herself, probably send Rei to do it.
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>>100994028
Speaking of Rei, I wonder what her temperament is. She seems the most human out of all the REVOCS bigshots thus far.

I'm hoping that when she has to fight Ryuuko/Satsuki, she does so only out of obligation to Raygo. I'd like it if at least one of her employees wasn't a giddy psychopath.
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>>100992820
>nephew
>she
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>>100994268
She's apparently friendly enough with Ragyo that Ragyo doesn't mind Rei calling her out for being a "scamp".

While Nui is the psychotic evil, and Ragyo is the "overblown/spectacle" evil, Rei is likely going to be the "calm collected" evil.
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>>100994695
Rei is Gamagoori's mother
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>>100994539
My bad, niece
I can't into english



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