Alright /a/, you are now in charge of babysitting these three lolis. How do you keep them entertained?
I trust you won't get yourself arrested or Kill La Killed
>have to give ryuuko and Satsuki time outs because they keep attacking each other with box cutters and scissors.
I have them play Smash Bros. Mario Kart, Mario Party and Anarchy Reigns all day.
we could make pancakes together
SHOWER E WITH LOADS OF ZENI
Im not sure if giving them pointy objects is a good idea.
make and bake cookies. What little kid doesn't like cookies and being involved will keep them busy.
I spend most of my time trying to make loli Satsuki smile. I'm sure she has a nice smile, she shouldn't be such a grumpy gus all the time.
Loli Satsuki and loli Ryuuko.
snes. Kindergartners love snes.
I feel like Loli Satsuki & Ryuko would be good kids as long as no one instigates them, so I would have them do some crayon shit or whatever.
Maybe teach Nonon how to play the recorder?
I'd dig a alternate world with Ryuuko becoming a deva instead of Sanageyama
>Nonon I know you want to hold Satsuki's hand forever but you don't have to take that literally, let her go to the bathroom by herself. You're too young for that stuff.
>I feel like Loli Satsuki & Ryuko would be good kids as long as no one instigates them
Just don't leave them alone with scissors.
I can dig this. Satsuki intervenes at about the same time and recruits her.
Thus Satsuki gains Sengetsu and Mr. Matoi on her side. Maybe
Introduce them to loli Nui.
You're not babysitting shota Takarada though.
>implying Nui was ever a loli
What a terror that kid would be, holy shit.
Well, I've considered this pretty seriously, and I think playing outdoors on the playground with them could be fun. It might work for Nonon and Ryuuko but Satsuki seems more the brainy type so maybe read her a story.
>Ask Satsuki about this picture of Junketsus she's coloring
>See her face light up as she starts talking about her beautiful wedding dress her father showed her
take them to the beach. I'll make my own beach episode.
>An /a/non taking a bunch of kids to the beach.
I don't know man, this might not end well for you.
Well, depending on how old he looks, maybe onlookers will just think their his daughters?
>That's a very..interesting wedding dress sweetie, but why is it so revealing?
Have a party.
I don't think she was ever a loli, also she might molest Ryuuko and Satsuki.
That's a nice party
>She looks at you dead straight in the eyes. "Because clothing is sin. Man's original sin."
>bake cookies and warm some milk
>download light hearted anime about little girls
>put it on one of my monitors
>they watch it while one of them sits in my lap
>all of them falls asleep while I'm browsing /a/ on another monitor
I've got a 9 year old niece and this work works well on her.
>Come sit on Aunty Nui's lap girls and let me get a closer look at you.
That's adorable anon.
I wish I had young cousins or nieces or nephews.
I finally acheive my dream of playing board games with lolis
Just don't play Monolopy with them, that game never ends well.
That was adorable until you got to the /a/ part. Now I'm convinced you are a paedophile.
I'm Canadian so I obviously take them to their first live National Hockey League game.
>Satsuki gets her mommy to buy the two teams she watched play after the game is over.
I can't leave /a/ for too long without getting the itch and I don't wanna interrupt her show just so I can glance at the catalog. Sometimes you gotta multi task.
I trust you've shown her the best series about little girls
Don't forget to play our based dosh kings anthem!
Monopoly is shit. Though it depends on how old they are if I can actually do it. If they're under 10 the games might be too complex for them.
I have, she can't read fast enough to catch up with the subtitles yet but she really enjoyed the marshmallows.
Satsuki would understand it but Ryuuko and Nonon would be too dumb.
Give them the Gordian Knot
awww. My dream will go unfulfilled.
Just play another easier game with them.
I meant I'm not sure any of my board games are playable for kids under 10.
I suppose epic spell wars might be, since that's pretty much play cards then see what happens.
Satsuki would cut it in half, like the true conqueror she is
I don't want to play shit board games.
You're the faggot anon-kun.
>Roll & move
Whatever you say pleb.
Ryuuko and Nonon might be too dumb to play it at their current age too.
Take them home and my eggs ready.
Do whatever Satsuki says.
>I order you to bully Ryuuko over there so she can become stronger.
In the name of the empress, it will be done.
Ryuuko wets herself, how do you respond to this situation?
I'm pretty sure Satsuki would beat her up for being unworthy of her clothes.
no c'mon it's nothing suspicious. The beach would just be a fun environment. Although they'd probably need help applying sunscreen, so that's when I'd start sweating
Does she have a change of clothes?
Either way I get her in the bath and start washing her clothes. If she didn't have spares I'd try and find something she could wear, maybe an old Tshirt she could use as a dress or something.
>try to entertain satsuki
>she will brabble some "2deep4u" shit the entire time and wouldn't want to do a single activity i've planned
make her take a bath. with satsuki
How long are they staying? Can I read them a bedtime story?
Ryuuko would undoubtedly be the third wheel so I'd likely spend most of my efforts trying to cheer her up while paying limited attention to the other two
What type of book could you even read Loli Satsuki? She probably would not like a fairy tale.
>sexual thoughts about satsuki-sama
What if it was german?
The Raven by Poe?
It's kind of a fairy tale, and it ends with suffering.
you fucking guys
Animal Farm. She'd be intrigued by the piggies.
>implying Nonon wouldn't be left as the third wheel, as Satsuki-chan would only have respect/time for her rival
She likes making animal analogies, so read her Aesop's Fables.
Flashback to Satsuki's garden party when?
Ryuuko wasn't a delinquent yet so Satsuki would be more likely to make her cry if she tried anything with her.
Satsuki doesn't make people cry on purpose, she's not cruel.
I know but I'm guessing Ryuuko would be a bit of a cry baby at this point since she hasn't toughened up yet.
I checked my privilege, did you check yours?
You have noble dreams anon.
>you imagine mako playing monopoly
>her love for money
>her reactions when she can't collect goyim dollars and has to go to jail
It's not strange for siblings to take a bath together.
I let them run with scissors and tell them to be careful not to put anyone's eye out.
Also wet myself
Then you invite over Nui, right?
>implying the elder god of mischief wouldn't be the richest fuck at the table, cashing in on goy dollars at every turn.
>see ryuuko? no ned to be ashamed
Why is Ryuuko the one to wet herself?
>doesn't invite herself
Now I want a board game episode.
>satsuki and ryuuko 'brawling' like lovers over the games and fairness
It's the nudist mentality.
I would play with Satsuki's toes and do the "this little piggy went to the market"
You're right, 3 lolis at your house at the same time? She'd be barging right in there to mol- I mean play with all of them!
Loli Ryuuko art is kinda lacking
shes such a cutie
You could say she doesn't thread lightly
My god, almost as good as Satsuki.
..how did my spoilers disappear?
>this little piggy went away forever, it's your mother.
She might try to blood purge you if you do that.
Why does Nonons chest look bigger in this picture than it looks now?
>GOD DAMN IT SATSUKI I GET TO BE THE CAR
It is the pose.
Loli Ryuuko's brief scene only lasted a second and she was sad, maybe that deterred the fanartists
this would make me sad
i want to protect ryuuko
These things need to be reality.
>It just turns in to another fighting episode that ends in a draw.
For Ryuuko, let her play Yoshi's Island on SNES.
For Satsuki, give her a piggy back ride constantly.
For Nonon, play "Kidz Bop" on the radio.
>not wanting ryuuko and satsuki to surrender to each other.
>Ryuko went to the same Kindergarten as Satsuki
How high is the chance that we get a mako flashback where shes a loli in the next episode?
>Ryuuko gets scared when Baby Bowser grows in size and the ominous music plays
She didn't, that's just a scene with Nonon and Satsuki with Ryuuko pasted in.
Then we can remake this thread with 4 lolis instead of 3.
I think it will happen since mako will explain her feelings towards ryuuko and she explains how she never really had any friends in kindergarden and stuff
That's a promising prospect.
What if she used to be a boy
Then /a/ will check their privilege.
yeah because of that
would be shit
What episode was this in?
But what if she used to be a robot
Episode 10 for Satsuki and Nonon and I think it was 8 for loli Ryuuko
Fight to the death.
>wait until they are 21
You fighting them or do you make them fight to the death?
Ryuuko would lose, it's 2 on 1.
Because they are obviously not 21,
I don't think you're going to be babysitting them for that long, anon. It would be kidnapping by that point.
I would give them something to draw.
I wonder what they would draw
Smash bros used to be the shit.
take Ryuko's favorite toy and give it to Satsuki
Ryuko now must fight Nonon and then Satsuki to get it back
it'd basically be the TV show but with loli's
I was expecting that second sentence to be
>bitches love to draw
why not 14 to 16? it would be legal already in nihon
Ryuuko: A happy family
So are Ryuko and Manface the same age?
Satsuki is a year older, I think.
>it'd basically be the TV show but with loli's
So much better?
So you can take them to America and get them drunk. Do you really think you could have sex with Nonon If she wern't drunk and in America?
Why bother waiting at all?
everything under 21 is just pedophile.
I know what she was like
>I HAVEN'T WOST MY WAY SATSUKI-CHAN.
>I GOTTA FIND OUT WHO TOOK MY TOY
Remember the days when kidnapping didn't mean rape?
America, FUCK YEAH!
The devil wears prada
Do you even know what pedophilia is?
>Ryuuko not drawing something edgy
>Satsuki not drawing Stalin
>Nonon not drawing nothing, because blank is 'artistic'
You don't understand, goy.
Ryuuko wasn't a delinquent until grade school.
I would play a game of blind-fold taste test with them.
She took time to become sharp, like a sharpened pencil.
Anon, I hate to break it to you, but clearly they do not.
That's a lot of dairy and dairy products anon.
Is the first taste your penis?
>a happy family
I want to protect her even more
WHY do people still think Ryuuko is edgy? If she be that edgy she probably sliced Satsukis throat right away in the last episode and wouldn't give her the sword back.
>not being aware that the age of consent across the western world is going to increase to 21 by the end of the year
>implying you're not a pedo
>implying that pedophilia is accepted on /a/ any longer
>implying pedophilia has anything to do with age of consent.
No, first I would have to get them salivating and accustomed to other flavours before they get the meat flute.
>implying anything under the age of consent doesn't automatically make you pedo
What does Ryuuko like in her pancakes?
strawberries and chocolate
>Satsuki, Ryuuko, Mako, and the Elite Four playing Monopoly
>Mako as the banker
>Satsuki making grandiose speeches that result in them all selling their properties to her.
>Satsuki lays claim to 80% of the board
>Monopolies and hotels everywhere.
>Ryuuko running low on money.
>I don't really get it but I'm not going to lose
>Community Chest: Go straight to Park Place
>Second Roll: 2 (doubles again)
>Third Roll: 12 (doubles again)
>Goes straight to jail for landing doubles three times in a roll
>gets to sit three turns in jail not having to lose money by landing on people's property.
>Teacher comes in and says break time is over.
>The game is forcibly ended and put away before the finale.
>caring about laws normalfags made up
Strawberries sound likes what Nonon would like.
What about raspberries?
She totally looks like someone that loves berries
Normalfags outnumber us like 5:1 these days.
>Gamagoori loses first.
>Mako comforts him.
He lost the game, but he won the Mako.
>they watch it while one of them sits in my lap
How do you decide which one?
I'm sorry, I didn't know that arbitrary laws had an effect on when people enter puberty
I choose Ryuuko, she seems depressed.
My penis discriminates.
I wish I had a 9-year-old niece I could mol- protect.
me too. nonon and satsuki would probably want to sit next to each other anyway
The three of us all gang up on loli Ryuuko and bully her until she cries.
There is no other acceptable answer.
I wish I had an 11 year old non-blood related loli to mol- love.
id punch you in the guts
I have to keep lolis and shotas entertained all day at my job, and it's honestly pretty easy. You would be suprised how long kids can listen to you read a book, or play with blocks, or play dress up.
>I have to keep lolis ... entertained all day at my job
>Thank you for being so nice to me, onii-chan, no one else is.
Have we gotten a Mako flashback yet?
Nah, just kidding. We'd probably all get together with a big bowl of popcorn and watch a nice children's movie.
The Lion King.
maybe in the next episode I guess.
This time I think I will guess right.
We'll get it soon, anon.
On the day she dies.
I'm not into incest anon, I'm not a pervert.
No loli Mako flashback yet. I'm sure it'll be really depressing, though.
>I'm not a pervert
Movies are only good for a certain age group, usually around 10 or so. Younger than that and they usually get bored around haflway through,.
I'm not. I just want to have consensual sex with a little girl.
I can fully understand, you're a good goy.
just the thought of Mako crying is too much
She did already, but I guess they were tears of happiness once she realized Ryuuko was alright.
She did this yet Ryuuko didn't even mentioned her in the last episode.
I mean real emotional flashback of a tragic past tears.
One is usually the one who gets fed up of stuff before they do, and then you have to push through the incesant cries of 'again'.
depends on the upbringing I suppose
I loved lion king as a little kid
What would you cook for them?
yeah, but watching it on your own is not the same as having 20 of your friends and a bunch of toys nearby.
I could finally make use of the fuckton of controllers I have for the wii U and give them the new mario to play with
Pancakes with my own special batter.
>missing the joke
Pork chops, Satsuki chose it.
what is the joke, anon?
the lion king is a perfectly fine film for kids to watch
What would be Loli Satsuki, Nonon, and Ryuko's favorite Disney movie?
Read the filename faglord
So loli Ryuuko's problem was she was bullied.
Loli Satsuki's problem was that Ravioli killed her father.
Loli Nonon's problem was that a bitch destroyed her castle and got sand in her fucking eyes
What would loli Mako's problem be?
satsuki's would be that one short with nazi donald duck
I want to see a flashback of loli mako now.
Being poor and having no friends, not to mention existing in the nth dimension?
poor and no friends
others have fun and she doesn't
Similar to Ryuukos probably, she didn't have friends either.
Ryuuko would like Tangled.
Reminds me when my niece was in kindergarden and we spent afternoons watching DiGi Charat. Puchiko was her favourite character.
Maybe she could indeed enjoy The Lion King.
>What would loli Mako's problem be?
Poor, no friends, and gay.
on a second thought, watching the lion king would probably end up with ryuuko and satsuki fighting
That one where Doland works in a Nazi weapon factory?
Yeah, that was pretty damn good shit.
Will Satsuki end up devoured by her own army?
Isn't it cute?
>I was at the Jets-leafs game yesterday
>satsuki likes the resolve of the leafs for coming back and tying the game
But ryuuko was cheering for the Jets so she went home happy.
>they get into an argument about Scars actions.
then again, i'm not sure if ryuuko even had any ideals at that age, unlike satsuki
she was probably just a sad lonely kid
Yes, like I said earlier if Satsuki tried to do any of the things she does now to Ryuuko she would probably just cry.
>Satsuki makes Ryuuko cry the entire time not because she's mean but because she wants to toughen her up.
I just can't wait for Satsuki to realized she's played straight into the hands of Mommy Dearest
she probably at least partially realizes it, which is why she's toughening ryuuko up
Well, it's clear she wants to use Ryuuko to help her defeat Ragyo, maybe even in a Zero Requiem, but I can't wait for Satsuki to realize even her ingenious "I was only pretending to be a massive cunt" plan was already taken into account by Rainbow Ragyo
>It just turns in to another fighting episode that ends in a draw.
>Nonon throws sand in Ryuuko's face and pulls down her pantsu
Mako doesn't care about him
Damn, Nonon is a rapist at that young of an age?
people forget the joys of being read to.
A nice, relaxing, trust-building exercise of war.
Tzatziki is not impressed.
You have to babysit shota Gamagoori, Sanageyama, Inumuta, Sensei, Tsumugu, and Takarada.
Can you do it?
>aikorou keep your clothes on, you're scaring the other children.
>Okay everyone. Go out back and play, there's no rough housing inside.
Done and done. Chicken strips and tater-tots for lunch or dinner if they're staying that long.
>implying I'd deal with an ill-tempered sadomasochist the size of a truck
Uzu can be given a stick, Inu a SNES, Aikurou a bottle of suntan lotion, Tsumugu a NERF gun, and Takarada a stack of Monopoly money.
That's a lot of kids and Uzu would be a handful. Gama would help you, though.
how big is he, like 6 feet of annoying kid?
No give Inu Doom on your computer on the highest difficulty.
Gamamgoori would be the best. He would help watch the other kids.
>give Uzu a stick
Stop trying to poke Takarada's butt, Uzu!
Jesus, there is something wrong with that kid.
Loli Maiko would be fun.
>not whip the shit out of them every time they misbehaved
They'd be going home with some red asses.
She would steal money from your wallet.
They'd be going with those anyway.
I'm not being held responsible for why loli Ryuuko, Nonon, Mako, Hakodate, and Satsuki are all going home without their pantsu.
Shota Gama vs. Shota Tsumugu
Shota Inu vs. Shota Aikurou
Shota Uzu vs. Shota Taka
>you will never be Gamagoori and take care of Mako and Satsuki
Did Hakodate have her shark teeth as a Loli or did those grow later?
I suspect they were always there, which would have made teething a bitch, and breastfeeding impossible.
So that's where the rivalry begins huh? Satsuki stole all of Ryuko's stars. I'd be pissed too.
>Shota Uzu vs. Shota Taka
That would result in one very embarrassing trip to the ER.
>uh, I think we'll bottle feed this one.
>Takarada destroys everyone in Monopoly
>Uzu gets pissed
How am I going to explain this to their parents?
You usually dont breast feed a child that has its teeth. Usually you would ween them by that point.
I tell the two stupid stuck up loli's that the world doesn't revolve around them and instill that into them through hardwork and training and tell the sad loli her dad loves her probably and still make her train with the other two and hope they become acceptable adults and not what they are.
You don't you just tell them he slipped and fell and send him home with lots of Prep H.
>forcing 3 lolis to get sweaty through rigorous training
>"Why do I have to get naked and hug Ryuuko, onii-chan?"
there's no reason to post that, none at all.
"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Takarada? Sorry to call you in the middle of your business meeting, and this is going to sound crazy, but your son slipped and accidentally impaled his anus with a bamboo sword."
>Implying Takarada wouldn't pay for a whole fucking buffet to be brought over to your house
>"This is the third time this week! Ever since he started hanging around with that Sanageyama boy."
I'd only choose Gama and maybe Inu. The others would be annoying and my apartment isn't big enough for more than 4 people (Gama counts twice).
>implying your apartment is big enough for Gama alone
Do you think Taka's parents would approve of their son hanging out with a delinquent monkey? I feel like they might not care.
Gama is my first choice too. I feel like he'd be very obedient and cutely serious.
They'd be too busy frolicking in their exorbitantly large piles of money to care.
>" I am sure it's just a coincedence"
> get off the phone
>"Uzu, little dude, you gotta get over your obsession with asses.
Those glowing eyes and shark teeth are fucking creepy if it's him.
id imagine hes very courious and loves to play with action figures and protect stuff
*Meant to quote >>100990110
She really does.
>meanwhile, Tsumugu has gotten into the sewing basket and it poking Gama with needles.
>Aikurou is butt naked
>Inu is going through all the folder on your computer
I have a feeling any activity with loli Nonon would also involve her monkey.
And said monkey would deliberately try and fuck with you.
Gee I hope Inu doesn't find my porn.
>"Anon-sama. Why is that man's arm in his butt?"
It would probably look like pic related but I still prefer Gama.
No, instead he gives you a lecture on using a better setup, then he upgrades your whole processor
Oh that's nothing, you want to see my RyuukoxSatsuki images? They really grow in to their bodies well and there is some disgusting stuff in there, like hand holding
I wish our justice system allowed for scum like you to be killed.
Someone needs to draw blushes on Senketsu and Junketsu.
>About a month ago.
>Babysitting 6 year old cousin.
>She was adopted from china at 3 months old.
>Orphanage literally found her on the side of a road, wrapped in a blanket.
>Because china's 1 child law and junk.
>Parents out for a few hours for date night.
>She loves legos.
>I love legos.
>I build a spaceship.
>She builds a unicorn.
>We play with legos for an hour or so before dinner.
>Make her a grilled cheese sandwich shaped like a heart and a capri sun pouch.
>Little kids love that shit.
>Afterwards I help her into her PJs and she brushes her teeth.
>We watched The Little Mermaid.
>Parents come home just as she's getting into bed.
>"Thank you so much anon, we really needed this! Don't worry about tucking her into bed, we'll take it from here."
>Niece comes running down the stairs.
>"Mommy, can uncle anon tuck me in?"
Can't wait to have kids of my own /a/.
>posting a western cartoon on an anime board
Give Satsuki the D and ruin her lofty ambitions of high school domination.
>nephew is 6 years old
>is a spoiled little shit
>needs literally all the attention in a room all the time
>because I got dat height she wants to ride me all the time
>pulls me hair and steal me comb
She has ruined my desire to have children. Sometimes though she is cute as shit and stirrs the flames of parenthood inside of me
How the fuck is she being this young with a sword stuck up her ass already
DADDY WASN'T THERE
TO TAKE HER TO THE FAIR
TO CHANGE HER UNDERWEEEAARR
>not babysitting dosh king jr
I'm probably thinking too hard about this but...
>nonon & ryuuko
Play a game of Rescue the Princess, with Nonon as the princess and Ryuuko as the brave knight. I'd play the dragon and really ham it up.
I don't even know. Assuming Ragyo dropped her off I'd still be blind. Discuss philosophy?
>Assuming Ragyo dropped her off
I doubt she would ever do that herself, probably send Rei to do it.
Speaking of Rei, I wonder what her temperament is. She seems the most human out of all the REVOCS bigshots thus far.
I'm hoping that when she has to fight Ryuuko/Satsuki, she does so only out of obligation to Raygo. I'd like it if at least one of her employees wasn't a giddy psychopath.
She's apparently friendly enough with Ragyo that Ragyo doesn't mind Rei calling her out for being a "scamp".
While Nui is the psychotic evil, and Ragyo is the "overblown/spectacle" evil, Rei is likely going to be the "calm collected" evil.
Rei is Gamagoori's mother
My bad, niece
I can't into english