Who is the densest MC ever created?
Man at least that fucker smarted up somewhat by the very end of the VN in some routes, shit like Saito from ZnT stayed a fucking idiot from beginning to end.
Wouldn't know for a million years what to with a naked woman rubbing on him in a give it to me manner
Would know what to do after a bit of coercing from the woman
Biri-biri or Index would somehow manage to get in the way of him getting any.
The dumbass that is the MC of Boku Girl has the potential to be the worst of them all.
>Biri-biri or Index would somehow manage to get in the way of him getting any.
or he'd punch the lady thinking she was another psycho trying to take him out.
Just how stupid you have to be.
Hardly THE densest.
Dense MCs are the most amusing ones.
Harima is also dense and likable.
YAKUMO WOULD NEVER DO THAT
harima is a devious mastermind compared to some
And that was why she lost.
Ledo is the densest. But that is only because of the way he was brought up.
I don't think Harima is dense, it's just he is too focused on chasing Tenma's ass.
He had a girlfriend
Is he actually dense or is this just /a/ thing? I've seen conflicting comments about him.
He's dense in that he's literally emotionally stunted. He's alexithymic, I think the word is.
/a/ exaggerates, but he's actually pretty dense.
lurk more faggot
He has a legitimate excuse and it's a really good one
That's not dense, Seiba still had a magical penis in that scene. He was protecting his anal virginity.
Due to his trauma Shirou has zero sense of self-worth and as a result doesn't think that any girl would ever be romantically interested in him (and he wants to focus on being a hero). Once he realizes that a girl likes him, he has no problems pursuing a relationship though. That stuff about Shirou not knowing what sex is comes from a doujinshi.
Overall Shirou is fairly intelligent. After all, he comes up with the plan that Rider uses to defeat Saber in HF.
He isn't dense in the way you think of a typical harem MC being dense. All the jokes about Shirou being dense stem from a hiroyuki doujin.
>mfw FHA Saber sex scene is in the bathroom
>implying shirou wasn't dense through pretty much whole UBW and half of HF
So until he fucks the girl, he's dense?
Congratulations on taking things completely literally. The point of that was that Shirou viewed Rin as a magus rather than as a girl.
Shirou for a few years after his accident was pretty damn autistic, he's been picking up on normal human emotions since then. I mean, Sakura was complete ice queen when they first met and Shirou saw nothing wrong with her.
He fucked Sakura pretty early on in the Heaven's Feel. He was still dense.
Oh god I forgot about that part.
He's not really dense, just too professional.
He must be one of the densest/dumbest MC I've ever seen in anime!
He's not dense he's just conservative
The guy was raised as a child soldier, he has a good reason for being dense
Touma is quite sharp and perfectly aware of what is happening.
He just doesn't care for most of them, or rather everyone except for Othinus.
The more you know
Besides, Archer is able to manipulate others and devise multiple plans for dealing with his enemies, so Shirou must have a good brain. He just has serious problems forming relationships due to massive emotional trauma.
"Shirogane" is the densest metal known to man
Ryuuji's pretty goddamn dense at times.
>implying he's not right
prove me wrong
Shirou is pretty fucking dense, emotionally. But that's his charm point, he doesn't see himself as someone capable of being liked as a person so he can do stuff like stripping Issei and not give a fuck.
This is missing the second half.
At least Shirou knows that. Rin thinks that people don't die when they are killed.
Nah, he's less dense than some of the most dense harem protags. He's just sort of got low self esteem, multiple times he realizes what the girls are up to only to think to himself
>nah there is no way they like me, I'm just flattering myself.
Not really. If he was raised as a child soldier in Afghanistan, he'd have had a lot of sexual experience with older men.
Sagara isn't dense, he was just raised in a world where grills were still just people shooting at him or soldiering with him.
He doesn't understand why Tessa hangs all over him because in his world she is merely the Captain. So it's pretty confusing to have the highest officer in your CoC fawning on you.
Also if you read the mango [warning: legit spoilers ahead]
He pretty much confesses to Chidori, rescues her, and it all ends in a kissu.
Raised by russian mercenaries
To be expected, but still stupid. Tessa4lyfe
Dense doesn't just apply to men, even in animu.
Fumoffu was the only good thing to come from this series
Then how come he has a functional liver?
Most nukige protags are dense, this is devised to force confession out of girls, confession is usually only done because the guy is so dense he can't figure it out from the visual/action cues.
But Tessa is a bitch.
She's not so much dense as she doesn't give a shit about anything beyond her brother and her barley tea.
This nigga right here
>Pashtuns are all of Afghanistan
And he was raised by Russians who hate Pashtuns and Pashtuns hate Russians. It's likely their only interactions would have been via gunfire.
I wouldn't call it stupid. He just had to learn about things way after most people do, and learn about them while still being first and foremost an active soldier.
Also Tessa A SHIT.
It was certainly the highpoint. Sigma was a fucking mess. I still wish we'd get some sort of afterstory that goes past just a kissu though.
here you go anon
Tess a dumb girl anon
>he doesnt know that the events after goku was put in one of freezas regeneration chambers are a dream and he's still comatose
FMP LN sequel has been announced. Takes place 10 years after the series though
God is the anwser to everything
I thought /a/ liked Tessa and hated Chidori? Chidori, in my opinion, is the worst tsun to dere ratio I've ever seen.
>Oh? Guy I like is suffering from severe PTSD and legitimately wishes he was dead? Better berate him over some trivial shit!
But whatever, I'm an anime only fag so what the fuck do I know, don't really feel like starting a fight either.
HOWEVER: White hair + ponytail over the shoulder = pic related
you've got wrong picture bro
Karluk is pretty fucking dense.
>older grill strips you and gets naked herself
>both of you under some blankets at night
>you're slightly drunk
>zero fucking happens
Damn it, Mori, you fucking tease.
Tessa executes her subordinates if she thinks they are disloyal to her.
We can fix this minor problem.
I want to fuck that lamb
What the fuck is wrong with his knees? Was he staying on his knees being raped for few days in a row or something?
How does this work?
Have you seen the show?
As commanding officer on a boat, she technically has that right
She's that dumb
>Enemy has retreated. You're losing a chance to pursue.
Yes and you're quite the retard if you think naive equals dumb. Tessa is a child prodigy and a whispered on top of that, she's anything but dumb. And as the story goes on she quickly loses her naivety
>10 years after
I fucking hate timeskips and a decade seems way excessive.
Maybe I'll read it if it's about Chidori being a cute housewife and Sagara trying to hold down a legit job or something.
Nigga you serious?
And she gets a pass on being tsun because she spends most of her time either nearly kidnapped or legitimately kidnapped by people who want to or do drug her in an attempt to get what's in her mind, with zero regards for her safety.
The rest of her time is spent trying to reign in a whirlwind of destruction who, on top of constantly blowing shit up, does shit like accidentally feel her up, see her changing, and steal her pantsu (admittedly he just doesn't know better).
Chidori being tsun about "trivial shit" also stems a lot from the fact that she's under the constant stress of possible kidnapping.
Maybe in Extra and Unlimited stretching it a little, but in Alternative fuck no.
Anime only fag but...Seeing what happened in TSR, I can see why she would take such drastic measures.
Now I need to read the manga.
Your lack of reading comprehension is sad. He has always seen her as more of a magus than a girl, and by grabbing her hand he is reminded of this.
Well he already fucked the whole cast in Alternative, being dense would be quite hard.
He's still actually pretty dense with the second heroine you pick.
>looking for excuses for shirou
it's almost as bad as excuses for pic related
Don't be silly, Ryusei has evwn hit on Aya and Garnet before. He just doesn't see his teammates romantically cause he's too busy ogling the giant robot tits.
I knew someone would post this. The entire point is that he isn't dense ya dummy
But he was pretending the whole time
"Noble confidants" ,ey?
>You can't defend someone whose character I'm too stupid to understand!
We've reached this point yet again?
Actually he was one of the very few (or the only one?) harem MC who wasn't dense. He always knew that his harem loves him but didn't want to destroy the club.
>but in Alternative fuck no
Takeru is dense as fuck throughout the entire story. The second he gets told how much of a dense retard he is by Isumi all he does is spend the rest of the VN admitting to everyone how dense he is.
He pretty much outright said it himself. It's important to not always read literally. Heck, how do you survive with everyday expressions?
He is dense, no excuses, but not THAT dense, and certainly not blind which would be required to mistake Rin for anything else than a girl.
Can't you accept the fact, that Shirou is just plain idiot? All his actions, disability to treat girl you know for years as anything else than magus, cause she turned out to be one few minutes ago, GIRLS SHOULDN'T FIGHT attitude.
What are you suggesting? That Shirou always thought Rin was a man until the moment he held her hand?
He is dense, but he is not "the densest MC ever"
He's naive not dense. A high school kid not realizing the implications of war and combat doesn't make him dense.
You are taking part in the Holy Grail War and you've just summoned a Lancer as your servant.
The Lancer you summoned is not Vlad.
How do you proceed?
Use a command seal to make him commit suicide and try the ritual again.
Not to be mean or anything, but what you just wrote is both hard to understand as well as a grammatical mess.
He isn't an idiot, and to be honest, you sound more dense than him.
I am pretty much dead right now.
Or I'll just hope everyone will kill eachother and I'll enter the action when there'll be only assassin left.
1. You order him to kill you
2. He has rank E luck and kills himself in accident
3. You hide in the church and wait through the whole grail war
And yet he's got no trouble fighting alongside Tohsaka in any of the routes. Never once.
The fact that you didn't pick up on Shirou admitting he's bullshitting with his "Saber, you're a girl and shouldn't fight!" is pretty incredible. He admits a few times, even.
You're pretty dense yourself, anon.
It still amazes me how F/Z Lancer managed to avoid crippling himself with the golden spear during the entire time he used it.
How dare you calling me dense you mongrel?
>He's naive not dense
He is dense. He is told by Isumi before Sadogashima how he is exactly like the guy she loves aka a dense retard and he agrees with her and spends the rest of the VN telling everyone he meets such is true like in the pic I posted.
>A high school kid not realizing the implications of war and combat doesn't make him dense.
But all his other actions in the story when it comes to his interpersonal relationships with anyone not named Sumika do. Saying Takeru isn't dense is like saying he isn't Japanese or male.
Is the lancer a gril? I always wanted to rape a servant
She can still overpower you unless you use your command spells.
>make Gilgamesh suck your dick and don't get killed- threads
Oh man, I miss F/Z.
Touma isn't really dense, not more than the average. He mostly just doesn't give a fuck.
"Get over here and fuck me!"
I'm surprised noone mentioned this dumb fuck
For the first 17 eps he was retarded fuck who was just running around doing nothing and whining
The real reason Gil used a potion of youth after the 4th war was because Kotomine as a Catholic priest refused to give him the D.
I wonder if you really believed what you said at the start and are now doing the "It was merely an act!" act, or if you were just trolling this whole time. Anyway, if the latter is true, Good job. If the former, go cry in a corner.
Probably one of the only protags I hate with a passion.
>ending is literally every woman of importance under the age of 20 wanting his D and Kenshi opts to just shrug and run away from them
Fucker just doesn't care and wants to go back to his digging of shinies.
But he was awesome.
Is there any other MC who killed entire orphanage?
No fucking closure man. Like nothing even happened. The worst part is when this motherfucker takes the ship from his OTP.
It's Masaki, He'll end up married to all of them in the end anyway so don't think too hard on it.
>It's February and he said he likes chocolate. Ah that must means he wants a new project involving cocoa beans.
yuuhi is pretty dense but not crazy dense
She's starting to understand, but still has a long way to go
I don't even need to argue. Natsuru is obviously the densest MC.
I'd still fuck FemNatsuru.
Of course you want to fuck the dumb bimbo. Most men would.
I'm a man