>ITT: We pit characters against Goku
what show has powerlevels....hmmmmm
Young Goku Vs. Old Goku
MOAAAR LIIIKE...JOOO KUUUU...
lol powar level
Die Goku die.
Didn't piccolo kill goku, and then cell too?
Goku has more fighting spirit.
A. Niger could kill Goku.
Heart disease would kill goku
Unless Goku has very good math skills, Alucard could defeat him.
A joke I'm ashamed to get, yet alone find funny.
you lost me...
Is it a bad sign that I laughed?
Alucard was killed by the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle and Chaos Mathematics. No one saw it coming.
I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm completely fucking serious, here.
Yes, it's not funny. It was so bad I wasn't sure if I had actually gotten the joke, but I did.
Good luck with that. Goku's not human.
No, but he's mortal, and has a definitive lifespan.
Couldn't Alucard just sex-beam him like he did the bellboy?
I swear image disappear off my fucking HD. I wanted to post the one of pretty Alucard, as Vlad Dracula in the armor.
IN B4 SUPERMAN
As long as you're not willing to recklessly gamble your life, you will be completely unable to win, Goku
I will charge at him with my knife, he will think his body will shatter it, then I will proceed to activate his Death.
No need. The plan is already in motion.
smart fucker is smart
In during Superman. I used to go with Goku each time, but after some basic research at /co/, the best version of Superman beats the highest powered Goku easily. The best version of Superman is more absurdly fast, strong, and has time travel. Time travel > Goku.
An average Superman totally gets ganked by an an average Goku though.
does super duper superman have a weakness to cryptonite? because goku can teleport. hardcore teleport. to the cryptonite.
He has to know exactly where it is and hope there's a life force he can sense near it.
Goku v. Ideon.
That's assuming a lot. If Goku 1- knows Superman is weak to Kryptonite, 2- knows where Kryptonite can be found, and 3- knows where Superman is.
Whereas, Superman just needs to know 1- This alien is uber powerful and needs to be stopped (for whatever reason), so he can time travel right then, and proceed to whip out the "I win" card.
Wait..wait..are we really doing this /a/? I mean REALLY? We all know where this is going right?
Sorry, I should have resisted posting the Goku vs Superman picture. I know what it can incite. Last time I did it, the post was on /co/ for over a day.
Totally unrelated to Goku but...
I wonder what Itachi's Susano'o would do to Superman...
I've read all of Tokyo Mew Mew and have seen a bit of the anime, and the plot of this actually makes perfect sense to me.
Goku will be crying like a little bitch after Johann is done with him.
I've watched the series, like, 3 or so times. I wish she would make more episodes.
Stopped about 1/3 of the way in. I was raging too hard. Naruto is a pansy ass bullshit weaksauce. People don't respect enough the vast power difference between Goku pre Super Saijun and SSJ Goku. The power is absurd. If you are evenly matched with non-SSJ Goku, then SSJ Goku is effectively immune to all of your attacks, and will own you instantly.
Seriously, it's between some yahoo idiot and someone who could accidentally blow up the planet if he doesn't aim his shots right.
IN AFTER SUPERMAN
Dear God... brb vomiting
Oh my God how did you find this?
I'm doing all I can to not cry.
>you should be fine. I only damaged some of your vital points
holy shit i raged
I... I'm actually weeping tears of pure, unbridled rage. I'm a grown man, and I am weeping.
I might have to threadcap these reactions. Absolutely hilarious.
$1000 says this kid has the ambition to eventually make an animated series you'll all be watching 15 years from now.
i'm personally hoping for 2012
My face is burning with terrible fury.
2012, eh? By chance, might you be Mayan, and hoping to fulfill certain prophecies that coincide with that particular year?
I CAN SEE FUCKING FOREVER BAAAAAABY
forgot your naustradamus