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When?
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tommorow of course
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Noot soon enough.
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>>100953907
This of course
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soon
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>>100954039
JAPAN NO.

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR THE REST OF US YET.
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It won't matter. It will give an excellent fapping experience no doubt but without an AI true Waifu love can never happen ;_;
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>>100954082
what? and let them miss the chance to get a money printing machine? I don't think so
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If they can make the girls have actual emotions or basically be an independent person, then this would be perfect. Of course, it would also be okay as a fap machine.
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>>100953692
>>100954039
so... does this mean women are obselete now?
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>>100954157
Feminists will be all over something as widely publicised as this, Rapelay all over again
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>>100954102
Strong AI is coming. Processing power is growing, people are working on it. I give it ten to twenty years before AIs greet us with cold condescension.
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>>100953692
Ow, I just felt a twinge in my heart. I consider myself relatively normal, too.

Only thing we need now is some kind of physical presence to be simulated, i.e. rest your hands on her hips kind of thing.
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>>100954204

No. Normalfags won't do this. This is for the same crowd that buys onaholes.
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>>100954204
Not really, we still need to reproduce to maintain life on earth. But this is a good thing as we are already at the 7 billion threshold. Also degenerates like us don't need to breed anyway, we should just die off alone and let our cursed bloodlines perish. We are not the alpha males to begin with.
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>>100954102
>>100954167
Of course, there's a lot of people working on IAs. It should only be a matter of time before we get one that can properly communicate with people.
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>>100954220

I think you are being overly optimistic. Even if we could figure it out technologically (which I doubt we will by that time) the ethical discussion around this will take forever before it becomes available to the public. Think of it along the lines of stem cell research and cloning.
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What about touch?
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>>100954082

God bless Japan.
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>>100954224
Wouldn't they need more money now?
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>>100954283

Haptic gloves can give a bit of force feedback. Still better then nothing I guess.
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Humanity isn't going to out with a bang but with an orgasm. How fitting.
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>>100954266
>7 billion threshold.
We've reached peak child, though (this means, the amount of kids hasn't been increasing for the last decade or two). The population only increases because those kids are getting bigger, and filling the holes of previous generations. If things keep this pace, we'll stabilize in 12/13 billion. Perfectly sustainable, if it wasn't for the unfair distribution of resources.
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Tell me when my waifu gets in which will never happen because she's not popular enough
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But what happens when he puts his hand down and feels nothing?
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>>100954276
>the ethical discussion around this will take forever
Actually yeah, good point.
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>>100954413
Remorse
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How long till we get to Ressentiment level VR?
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>>100954413
well, a pillow is a good substitute
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>>100954396
Learn 3DS Max and photoshop and be happy with you're waifu.
Alternatively, pay some poor 3D modeler some dosh and he will make your waifu for you.
Put the model into the needed game and you're set.
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>>100954224
Only at first. Things like this are always met with resistance at first, before they are fully integrated into society. Kind of like how 4chan and internet memes were a super big deal awhile ago, but now all the normalfags talk openly about browsing reddit and shit.

Once it gets to the point of being relatively convincing (the teledildonics, that is) will probably be that point. It will be a simple examination of the trade-offs: one could go out and spend time and money on the chance of sleeping with a questionably attractive woman who may not be up for everything, or plug in to the wired and plug inside a 10/10 heavenly blessed tehcno-beauty and do whatever you want with her.

Don't even know if this is going to make sense, but I need some sleep now.
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>>100954396
>Not working yourself to bring her to life
And now you'll tell me you really love her, right?
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>>100954383
>stablize
That is not how populations work. Read up on the Mouse Universe experiments.
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>>100954220
>ten to twenty years
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_artificial_intelligence

1965, H. A. Simon: "machines will be capable, within twenty years, of doing any work a man can do."

1967, Marvin Minsky: "Within a generation ... the problem of creating 'artificial intelligence' will substantially be solved."

1970, Marvin Minsky (in Life Magazine): "In from three to eight years we will have a machine with the general intelligence of an average human being."
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The temptations of the flesh will now finally be obsolete.
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>>100954577

Living the fucking dream.
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Okay I thought about this hard.
If this ever happened, I'm probably getting it just for the sake of experiencing it; like a game console or something.

Unless we reach full consciousness immersion where I won't need to go back to my body anymore and I'll be able to interact with a conscious 2d grill, I'll stick with my waifu.


/blog

This raises the question though: once we actually manage to go into the 2d world, does that mean 2d grills will be equivalent to 3dpd?
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>>100954563
Is that the one when they give the mouses a paradise, and they end up extinct because they don't care about reproduction anymore?
Anyway, I said if things keep going like this, and I was talking specially about the top limit. A lot of things could happen, but the fact that the kids population is stable means that, unless something changes, we'll stabilize.
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>>100954577
That is a beautiful and intriguing piece of art
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>>100954634
>does that mean 2d grills will be equivalent to 3dpd?
Depends on their AI.
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>>100954577
The future looks bright.

>>100954689
Word
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>>100954577
Where's that one with the kid sitting in the corner?
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>>100954577
I would get pretty fat before doing something like this. Then after awhile unplug go eat a shit ton for food and do it again, just like hibernating.
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>>100954569
Anon please
Let the poor man dream
Don't crush his hopes, it's all he has left
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>>100954634
>does that mean 2d grills will be equivalent to 3dpd?
Maybe if they are programmed by 3DPDs...
>Women
>Programming
Forget it, there's no way that will happen.
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>>100954569
The first quote is true
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>>100954577
The ideal.
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>>100954569
We're talking solid, technological problems here. Al those quotes are huge societal concerns.
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>>100954743

I imagine being an old man plugged into one and forgetting to get out. Then suddenly realize while I am plugged in my outside body is dying. And then breaking down as I slowly disconnect.
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>>100954763
>there's no way that will happen.
Sadly, that's not true. The first programmer was a woman, actually.
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>>100954678
It's less that they stop caring about reproduction, and more that all of the societal roles get filled causing a complete breakdown in the functioning of everything.

This peak child thing sounds interesting though, I haven't heard about it. Will have to read on it sometime.
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I can't wait to use that thing to turn some cheap whore into my waifu and fuck her hard.
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I would consider myself worthy of her if I were create her existence myself. Learn programming, create her AI, model, texture and rendering to welcome her to my world.

But my weak maths will always prevent me from reaching this goal. I should commit sudoku.
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>>100953692
I don't know if I'll be terrified of the future, but this really shows how far we've reached I guess
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>>100954817
Yeah, but that was centuries ago. The thing is most programmers are men, and most won't work on IAs for this kind of thing, so the chances of a woman working on it are pretty slim.
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The real problem with this is: How do you make yourself leave the virtual world to go to work and shit?
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>>100954918
A disconnect button and an internal clock
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>>100954880
Still have a few years for this technology to really take off. Were you dedicated enough, you could surely make bounds in your progress of those skills.
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Have you guys ever tried lucid dreaming?
I cuddle with my waifu and go on adventures with her every night.
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>>100954918

Same reason you go to work anyway. You need electricity and food.
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>>100954918
We need a retina enhancement that acts similar to google glasses but invisible to others around us. That way she will always be there with you everywhere you go, a bluetooth device in your ear for audio and you can communicate with her anytime. Ofcourse people will think you have gone mad.
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I don't care much about waifus but horror games with VR would be amazing.
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>>100954911
That's true, I guess. Though I guess that there would be a couple of dykes who would work on this with the same thought of the male programmers who work on these types of games.
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>>100954974
Well, considering how many NEETs are on this board...

>>100955011
Pretty hyped for that as well man. As well as MMOs.
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>>100954880
It's a matter of practice, anon. If you work hard enough, you can master whatever you want.
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>>100954918
Telecommute
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>>100954993
So... gogle contact lenses. Don't worry, you're not the first one to think about this, and people seem to think they're a good idea.
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>>100954266
Implying alpha male jocks should breed
It doesn't take he man to operate a modern machine such as a crane, grinder, welder, car, etc., and ALPHA MALES CANT FEEL FEELS
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>>100954918
>implying you would ever need to

While the consciousness is submerged in virtual reality, the body is being rented to The Company which loads an AI to it which in turn is used for real work. The Company leases these AI powered "human suits" to the labor force or where they're needed. The Company pays the "worker" by sustaining their body as they live in the 2d world.

So you won't have to leave until your body gives up, anon. People, and by that I mean people like us, will spend their lives strenghtening their bodies for the sole purpose of renting it and living in the 2d world.
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>>100954880
Math isn't hard as long you spend at least 12h/week doing it, it'll make you far above average and possible to make your waifu.
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Hmm, fuck VR--where can I buy my waifu android/gynoid model? Go full Eve no Jikan.
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>>100954300
How can they be so based, and still have the shit taste they're known for? It's beyond me.
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>>100955233
That's taking more time, anon. I mean, our current technology makes robots that barely look human most of the time, are stiff as fuck, have problems walking, and weight tons.
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>>100955326
>stiff as fuck, have problems walking, and weight tons.

This makes you realize that metal is not the way to go.

It's either clones or making a robot out of flesh
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>>100955423
Actually, synthetic materials are advancing quite quickly. It's just that they are not good enough yet, and they probably wont for a while. Even when they are, power cells will still be heavy.
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>>100955600
What's that fookin' fairy lookin' at
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>>100955670
That video is hot as fuck, but in a weird way.
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>>100955670
I'm not even into vore but this video is fantastic.
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>>100955670
Did she just lick my eyeballs? Are nips into that kind of stuff?
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>>100955791
You haven't watched the video? You have to see it. She's eating you.
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>>100955791
>eyeballs
You should see the rest of the video, then you'll understand.
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>>100954880

Math is not hard, it is logical.

How can something logical be hard? Math answers your questions for you.

"How do I properly calculate these faux-physics for my game engine. Oh wait, these series of equations will do it".

There you go.

The only legitimately "hard" thing about math is creating new formulas, but even those are not that difficult. The only reason we haven't mapped the universe is because we simply do not have a way to "read" the numbers yet. Too many variables.

That said, there AREN'T too many variables to make a 3D waifu, and full consciousness immersion will probably happen before you die, so I doubt you'll need to innovate anything, really.
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>>100955924
You don't know about calculus, do you? That thing where you have to change variables and wish you did the right change so you're not wasting days in something. That's when they have a solution, of course.
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>>100955880
You guys can't sya that and not link the video.

(For fuck's sake did they really make the captchas this har do on purpose to sell subs?)
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>>100955990

My point is that the foundation for what he needs to make a 3D waifu is already there for him, he doesn't need to change anything, only learn.
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>>100955791
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>you will never learn nen and become like gon
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>>100956157
Holy fuck anon. For a moment there, I thought someone was actually looking at me.
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>>100954577
I hope while you are sifting through your virtual space filled with lewd and waifu sim stuff that you remember what is really important; Transcending space and time to unite yourself with your waifu in their universe.
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>>100955524
What happened to clones anyway? It was the thing a decade ago and now it's forgotten to hell.
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>>100956029
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pby_eXF3-Zo
There was one with better quality, but I couldn't find it. But you get the idea.
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>>100956029
Search "miku" and "vore" and then kick yourself for not thinking of that sooner.
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>>100956246
We're having problems with moralfags for stem cells for treating degenerative illness or creating organs for transplants, and you want to talk about full clones?
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>>100956370
It is because they believe that death has no real consequence
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>>100954880
Comic Kairakuten
Dis nigga got sum gud taste.
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>>100955673
MLP
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>>100953692
>When?
The hilarious thing is that the guy in the pic is a university student doing research, and his professor found out about what he did.
Now, he didn't do anything wrong as the MikuMikuSoine was created entirely on the student's own time and money, but it it certainly causes some amusing reactions.

The guy is still perfecting the code, and will release it once it is done. Just check this link once in a while for updates.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/user/715227/video
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>>100954215
>Feminists will be all over something as widely publicised as this, Rapelay all over again
Feminists literally can't do anything about Japan. Quite literally, "They have no power there".
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>>100954276
>I think you are being overly optimistic. Even if we could figure it out technologically (which I doubt we will by that time) the ethical discussion around this will take forever before it becomes available to the public. Think of it along the lines of stem cell research and cloning.
No need for AIs. We don't need realistic intelligence, we just need fake ones that do what they were told. Intelligence gets in the way.

In fact, Intelligence exists to disobey orders. That's all it is good for; when you want a machine to override human stupidity. If you just want a sex bot, no AI is necessary for operation.
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>>100957267
>y
y
>>100957321
>y
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>>100954283
>What about touch?
Robots resembling crash test dummies that function as touch simulators. They don't need to look human; they just need to feel human. The Visuals would be taken care of by VR.
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>>100957198

>he hilarious thing is that the guy in the pic is a university student doing research, and his professor found out about what he did.
>it certainly causes some amusing reactions.

Do you have any kind of source for that information?
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>>100957371
>Do you have any kind of source for that information?
His Nico link mentions it.
9/30追記:研究室の教授に動画を見せました。
(9/30: My professor at the research lab saw the video)
10/6 ウィリアム・ギブスン氏(マトリックスの元ネタの作者)に見つかったようです。
(10/6: William Gibson (of Blade Runner) Saw this video.)

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21860264
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>>100954577

Wouldn't it be dangerous for all those cables to get tangled in his leg and all the equipment fall down on him?
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>>100954577
>no boner on the right

Immersion RUINED
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>>100957604
>Wouldn't it be dangerous for all those cables to get tangled in his leg and all the equipment fall down on him?
Sleep paralysis. Or more accurately, REM atonia. It's what stops people sleepwalking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis#Classification
By triggering REM atonia, you can dream full experiences of running and jumping without actually moving your body in real life.
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>The guy is still perfecting the code, and will release it once it is done.

oh shi- here it comes now, the day is comming upon us now indeed
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>>100955670
hnnngggg you... hnnngggg motherfucker!!!
HNGGGGGG!! Moar!
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It's finally happening bros.
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>>100954634
But oculus rift doesn't work with 2d
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Greatest love story ever told.
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>>100959765
That doujin was gay as fuck sometimes but still very good.
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>>100959895
>But oculus rift doesn't work with 2d
Oculus can be made compatible with Mikumikudance, which contained nearly all anime females of renown.
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http://www.3delement.com/?p=332
>After the demo was over I talked to the Valve employee for a few minutes afterwards about the tech. And while standing and in the middle of a sentence, I had an incredibly strange weird moment of comparing real life to the VR. I understood that the demo was over, but it was if a lower level part of my mind couldn’t exactly be sure.

The sense of presence in the consumer version of the Oculus rift will truly deliver us into our waifu's arms. I'm so excited for the future where we can travel to different worlds holding hands together with our waifu.
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