NO YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH
LICKING WOUNDS ONLY INCREASES THE CHANCE OF AN INFECTION
>tfw I always lick my wounds
No it doesn't you fucking retard.
Doesn't saliva contain natural anesthetics?
It would be a huge fucking problem if the licker didn't maintain good oral hygiene though.
depends on the mouth licking the wound
most people, it would probably disinfect a bit
if I licked your wound, you'd probably wind up with chaungis or jaungus or whatever the fuck that liver thing is
Saliva actually has very good healing properties and is a very effective painkiller, more effective than morphine in fact.
thank you. I should probably brush my teeth more
No. The mouth contains a bigger variety of bacteria than the asshole. Licking is never a good idea.
Oh, so that's why they just can't stop kissing.
Medfag here. Letting the flora from your mouth into a wound will in some cases cause an infection (mouth flora includes such goodies as streptococci, lactobacilli, staphylococci, corynebacteria, and various anaerobes which at low levels in the environment of the mouth don't do any harm). In most cases, your immune system will fight it off first though.
There is no published research showing human saliva as a local anaesthestic.
Jaundice? That's caused by liver problems and occasionly as the result of infection (systemic infections though, not wound infections).
So your telling me my mouth is dirtiest when licking asshole?
catchipa: anal anrodio
Still won't change the fact that I will rub a gob of spit on a cut.
I hope you get aids.
>not just sucking on it
>get cut on dick
That's urine. And it only works on stuff like nettle burns/jellyfish stings and sunburn.
No and no
Get a friend to suck it.
DEAR GENTLEMEN RECOMMENDING BODY FLUIDS TO CLEAN WOUNDS.
PLEASE TRY WATER INSTEAD.
IN EXCHANGE, I WILL TRY REMOVING CAPS LOCK.
SINCERELY, A CONCERNED ANON.
But I don't have a female friend.
That's vinegar, and it only works on stuff like poison ivy/oak and chicken pox
That's honey, and it only works on stuff like genital warts and leprosy.
Even better, you should always use a male friend's saliva, it have much better cleansing properties than a female's.
I heard vinegar works on certain jellyfish stings.
>your dog hit itself
>it's start licking itself
>you kick and swear at it
You are a bad person, anon.
I have tested rubbing piss on my legs after walking though stinging nettles though.
It does ease the throbbing and itching.
reminder to stay hydrated
I'm no doctor, but anesthetics are completely different from antiseptics.
also never use alcohol to sterilize wounds unless you're desperate, it inhibits the shit out of the healing process. water to remove foreign particles like dirt and grit + antibiotic cream + sterile gauze wrap is best healing combination
That's aloe vera, and it only works on stuff like phimosis and gangrene
>not simply cauterizing all wounds.
it's an anime guys.
calm your tits
Oh, sure. I bet you shoot up dope so much your saliva contains natural anesthetics.
Only reason to lick wounds is to stop the bleeding
I heard that childrens vagina juices can cure anything
Bacteria that you've already been exposed to
Anime is serious business. It teaches us everything we need to know about life.
I heard that wizard's dick smegma can cure anything
Rather it's the only thing that can teach us anything at this point
Thats true. Raping toddlers in Africa is a well known cure for HIV.
That's bleach+ammonia, and it only works on stuff like sore throat and stomach cramps
I heard that love can cure anything
>/a/ Anime and Medecine
Hm, I could have sworn that we have our own healthcare board @ misdiagnosis general. Maybe I'm thinking of another chan.
>anon rubs honey on his balls to try and cure his
>not liking anons honey glazed nuts
is europe awake already?
Certainly not when it's covered in abnormal growths.
No such things in Britain, shit report
I learned from an hmanga that coke is a great spermicide.
w-what is a spermicide?
spray to kill sperms
If I get a cut in my hand or something and lick it, it stops bleeding and closes up way faster than if I used disinfectant. I've observed this many times. Maybe I'm just Wolverine.
Picture posted is what I've learned.
Was Yuru Yuri really 2years ago?
Three if you count S1's original air date.
Want a real shocker?
G Gundam is 20 years old this year.
I guess you should study more then.
Yuru Yuri is a scientific trainwreck.
Being a chemist myself that bitch with a labcoat who was introduced with the student council president made me rage every time she opened her mouth.
Horses have hymens too.
This, I mean it hurts but gets shit done, and you get used to it.
Saliva has IgA. Licking a wound can make your immune system respond quicker to the affected area.