Where does /a/ want to die?
I want to die on a porch, looking out over the horizon, accompanied by a golden retriever.
In my chair while browsing /a/
I want to be thrown into the sun by Suika.
And a day later, a solar eclipse occurs, showing her that I kicked its ass after all.
with haruhi sitting on my face
In Renas ass seconds after blowing my load.
WHERE'S MY POKEMON UPDATE?
Never. I want to live forever and get a giant robot. Though if I had to choose, It'd be by being chased by a pack of naked DFCs chasing me through town, off a cliff and into my own coffin. Or by being run over by a monster truck driven by the Incredible Hulk.
In a shark tank filled with ravenous Great Whites, shirtless (apart from the tattered scraps of the lumberjack shirt that I tore off prior to jumping in), with a knife in my mouth and the water red with shark blood.
THIS THIS THIS.
You were a good man, Steve Irwin, and you died a manly death. ;_;
>live forever and get a giant robot
Hey Lord Genome, how ya been?
I want to be electrocuted and then fall 40 storeys while trying to cross a beam to redeem the cash value of a 10 million yen ticket.
It matters not how or when or where I die.
In the end, we all die alone.
What update is that?
by driving something like this into a tree at 200 mph
In front of as many people as possible in a way that will be as trauma-inducing as possible. The more PTSD's I cause, the happier I will be in death. There is no point in life, but if there was one it would be to do something that would affect as many minds as possible and/or make your name go down in history.
Most of you are missing the point.
I said WHERE, not HOW.
Way to be a killjoy. Jackass.
You can't scold me for following the rules.
In bed with a woman.
In space, among the stars.
i want to jump out in front of a moving vehicle in front of a ton of kids
i'm thinking in front of a kindergarten right after school is out
In a plane crash, so I die knowing I wasn't the only one having a shitty day.
I wouldn't die even if you killed me.
In a parody of Kamina's Dead