Cliches in anime that need to die.
I just want live a normal life
No one ever knocking
That's not a cliche, anon. That's a tradition. It's like you're saying New Year shouldn't be celebrated on you chinese cartoon.
These are usually my favorite part of the year in the story.
I want to live an extraordinary life
I just want to protect my friends and not involve them in the stuff I do.
Bloomers and school swimsuits. You know, those things that aren't even commonly used in Japan nowadays.
Just because it's tradition doesn't mean it's any good.
>Expert fighters who have trainer for decades to become masters of a martial art get easily defeated by a hot-blooded little kid who just got into fighting a week ago
Yes, still, it's not a cliche.
Is there an anime that has a mc with with that thought process along with the girl transfer student/falling from sky/move in next door?
My dick doesn't like your ideas at all.
Highschool DxD is close to that.
>Girls falling and landing on the MC
>usually in the first episode
Just stop it already.
I don't think you know what cliche means because this is, in fact, a cliche.
Fuck you these keep japanese people safe at night.
Partly related. Am I the only one who feels incredibly inadequate seeing all these highschoolers acting so incredibly self-sufficient and mature? I mean Christ, everyone is apparently a chef, lives alone at young ages, does shitloads of admin work if part of a club or student council and just generally acts like they're ten years older than they are
>Humans live in societies
>they settle in cities
I fucking hate those cliches.
My country doesn't even have swimming lessons in highschool, but do you mean to say those bloomers and smisuits are lies?
At least the one that looks like oversized panties they wear on PE are real right?
MC always win a rematch
ITT: People don't know what cliche means
>Opening begins with a bunch of birds flying, usually seagulls
This, go fuck yourself OP, tigers are an epidemic in japan at the moment.
You need to stop watching shit.
Maybe so, but no one wants to use the word trope so it'll have to due.
>a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought.
It's not a cliche in that it has as much significance as Christmas or New Year. It happens almost naturally to them. It's not overused as much as breathing is to you.
MC wins because of friendship.
Ryuuko won the first fight against monkey in KLK, he came back to soundly trounce her until his suit failed him
>mc doesn't pick someone at the end
I don't think that's a cliche OP.
I think that's an object.
The harem genre needs to die
I actually love that shit
Really enables a lot of free thought at the end, instead of "X HAPPENS, GO HOME"
That's exactly right.
it's objectively THE best genre and the only genre worth watching
Lets cut the opening and endings, we save more money from the song and get more time for our plot.
>The term is frequently used in modern culture for an action or idea that is expected or predictable, based on a prior event.
While what you said is true, this is what I meant.
This so fucking much.
No one watches anime for realism but for fuck sake.
Rot in hell
Yeah, maybe, if you're 12 years old.
it's called not being an american
seinen a shit
>main character screams at the top of his lungs for revenge in front of a bunch of people One of the main reasons why Attack on Titan pisses me the fuck off
>1v1 battles that could be ended if another character joined in when his friend is getting killed but doesnt due to some old guy who is the mentor or some shit
I really hate the "childhood friend" thing
Like he's a senior in high school then he finds someone he made a promise to as kids like 5yo
that they would marry and hilarity/romance ensues
Hate that shit (most likely cuz i never had any friends. if that really happens in RL that would be so cute)
Also hate in anime or hentai when they say they are brother/sister or mom/dad then at the last episode have sex or kiss or something then say "But it's okay! You're adopted" blah blah blah BULLSHIT. i wanted incest bitch
Also the "beach" episode. Some anime its really fun and good (Like Bento) cuz of what the anime is but in some other anime it's like.....wtf are we here? It's so out of place
(i've never actually been to a beach. i have no idea how guys could go there without jerkin off in public)
American hishschoolers are mature?
OP, you know those are for keeping tigers away, right?
>opening has the characters running for no reason
Never been to a beach? Where do you live?
Jesus Christ, kill yourself.
I live in the south east and can confirm this
Perfection and naivety are really common among the "good" students.
The not so good students are socially outcast
what is every one piece opening ever
Please learn how to spell and use capitalization for fuck's sake.
umm that's part of Japanese language.
The fact that Japanese language only has 52 sounds and the way the language is structured can get messy and even confuse the context when spoken.
I think a better example that would qualify for that definition would be zombie apocalypse or robot invasion.
But I get your point so let's just leave it at that.
i don't go out though
Please stop typing like a retard.
>bamboo pipe with water
Ah shit are you talking about the cold noodle chute where you catch the noodles with chopsticks?
I hate that cliche, it's in almost everything. Fuck chute noodles.
Your opinion a shit, please burn for eternity while you think about how wrong you are.
You should probably do the same.
This post gave me at least 3 types of cancer
Next you're going to tell me that real nurses don't wear Red Cross uniforms from WWII.
>japs try to scare away deer
>i put out corn so they come
Fuckers're majestic 'n shit, man.
honestly don't get the hate
it's the internet not a term paper
we're on 4chan rlly?
my sentences are put together in a very coherent style you know what im talkin bout
And then you shoot them with a crossbow and put the butchered meat in the freezer, right?
The Japanese deer eats human flesh anon it's no laughing matter.
>strong and experienced villains defeated by the MC who just learned how to fight
MC's best friend is the comic relief and contributes nothing to the story.
This place is for people over 18 years of age. Sentences start with capitalization and end with punctuation. "rlly" isn't a word. "cuz" just reeks of underage retard.
Not that anon but I do that. The fingers are especially tasty.
wait, we're talking about japs, right? Oh... wait, we're talking about deers...
Ummm it's still a fucking cliche when a girl goes "I like you" and the boy says "what was that?" or something
>wanting annoying vermin on your property
What's wrong with you?
One thing I never got about the harem genre is why the female characters don't just say, "Hey instead of fighting over MC's cock constantly why don't we all just fuck him so everybody's happy?"
w/e im prolly older than you anyway definitely not underage
i agree. so cliche
rarely does an anime do that and im not irritated by it
Death flags are a fun tpe of Dramatic Irony. However the "Oh shit, remember that guy who died? He's really not dead!" bullshit can just go fuck itself.
I don't give a shit what your actual age is. It's not about that. It's about how you act. Read global rule 6. Start acting your age if you really are over 18.
you mean like in something like Bleach
where ichigo (or whoever) fights someone and they "die" but in the next 5min they get up and deal a killing blow to ichigo and he's like "omg! i just defeated you) type shit
yea hate that. don't the anime heroes actually check to see if they are dead before celebrating?
I don't know about you, man. But I don't like sharing my lunch.
School swimsuits exist, they've just evolved past the "let's have a crotch flap for hydrodynamics and fabric elasticity issues" phase.
In other words, they've gone to shit.
That too, but more on the lines of buddies of the MC.
Is it normal for schools in japan to have pools? My highschool never did, then again I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
Using that broad definition, the morning sun is such a god damn cliche.
Every cliche ever.
every cliche about falling in the rain?
or maybe im missing something.
getting sad and crying in the rain i've seen. yea that is definitely stupid
Learn to type or leave already, faggot.
LET'S STOP BEING GLOOMY FOR A SECOND AND THINK. WHAT ARE SOME CLICHES YOU REALLY LOVE?
I love overly dickish main villains who have no reason to be such a dick.
Childhood romantic promises.
It's disgusting japanese perfect waifu wish fulfillment and usually completely destroys a character and/or his/her development.
Dunno if it qualifies as a cliche, but Japan needs to learn that cakes without white frosting and strawberries do indeed exist. And they're not that much harder to draw.
What if there's actually no promise and the childhood friend simply got to a point in life where she realizes she wants MC's dick?
What if the MC promise was a hallucination of the girl that she uses to manipulate the MC out of guilt?
Yeah, as much as I'd want that, I'm alright with the frosting-streawberry one since I'm not fond of it.
Imagine I have to go out to buy a box everytime chocolate cakes appear on an episode.
yeah i like that too. that is why i liked orochimaru so much cuz he just wanted power and to know shit
too bad in the recent manga pages there actually was a reason for him to try and crush Konoha
more than likely it's because the 3rd rejected him/confronted him many times and he had trust issues
>Two characters discuss something confidential.
>The more naive one leaves.
>The mature one says to nowhere in particular
>"Okay, you can come out now"
>An eavesdropper comes out of hiding, either physically or through some powerpoint-animated magic
Could it be that the boy in your subject did not hear the copula "desu" or "da yo!" when the girl in your subject was saying "(insert name) ga suki desu" or " (insert name) ga suki da yo". Because of that the boy only hears "I like..." and goes wut and gets lost
Man, you're not even trying anymore.
I think we may be ontosomething here.
Yes, yes. Over time, childhood friend has also become increasingly controlling and jealous of MC noticing other girls. In the end, she goes full yandere, but MC never even knows about it.
Take my money, make a story where this is actually the case, it will save the anime industry forever.
I'm almost a wizard but what kind of magic is this?
>It's hard to cook food and live alone in high school
Jesus whats wrong with you.
Tournaments. I don't know as much manga history as I should to make an informed judgement, but earlier instances of the tournament plot device (e.g. Kinnikuman) had decent plot backing, while more recent shows/manga (e.g. your favorite anime) seem to just assume that the audience will accept a tournament as the plot. This is a shame, because sometimes it sticks out of the otherwise interesting setting like a sore thumb and kills what could have trivially been something much better.
>that need to die
Nigga I don't know what you're talking about
I smile everytime
>MC's true power is Elder God tier
>hurr I can't I'm weak I don't want to fight power is bad
i think he was talking about "chef" level food they cook
they are always seen buying the groceries and creating masterpiece level dinners for their after school club
honestly it is very unrealistic. i come from a 2 parent family and both parents worked. i ate whatever they bought and i had no say in the matter and had to ask them if i could use the food in the refrigerator if i wanted to make something
Any art-style that's not nearly as unique as One Piece or Kaiji. Those two anime have pretty much destroyed any enjoyment I had for that typical slender face, big eye trite that plagues anime. How can anyone go back to boring art like TGWLTT after seeing glorious One Piece art?
Dead serious too.
>had to ask them if i could use the food in the refrigerator if i wanted to make something
That's kinda messed up.
It's not a question of "hardness" you idiot. It's a bout responsibility
How many kids live alone and cook proper healthy meals when they're 16? Don't bullshit, it's an incredibly small minority. University is when most start actually living independently
These things in OP's pic are usually indicative of a rich family who can afford to build and maintain a traditional Japanese garden
In America maybe but, i was living with 4 of my friends when i was 16 and it wasn't uncommon thing.
Who isn't really 12 years old at heart here in 4chan? Stop pretending you're no manchild, turbonerd.
In most of Western Europe, this level of independence at that age is rare.
Hell, in Italy the idea of children leaving home for boarding school is considered almost cruelty by many.
It actually is. Where are they getting the money for living expenses? Rent and utilities and groceries aren't cheap, and that isn't including any money for new clothing as old stuff wears out or any kind of entertainment budget
serious bait maybe
I was 17 when I started posting here, but I kept it to myself like a smart person.
Nice of you to point me to where you came from, sir. Unfortunately, that's where YOU should go.
Yeah, no, fuck off. One thing is enjoying childish things, another thing is outright acting like a retard.
When it's supposed to be a battle or a fight but end up talking all the entire time.
I dislike the "no family" cliche not just because I find it a little odd for teenagers to be completely idealistically responisble, but because it robs us of interesting family characters. I just really like to see the parents and siblings. It's fun to see how they interact, and even how they look (I have a thing for really liking quirks and designs used in a family, like the Ararararagis).
i agree with you
Traps/crossdressers are always very feminine young boys.
Where are my realistic mature gay man that is a make up expert that dresses in women's clothes and acts responsibly love interests?
How the fuck would this keep a tiger away?
Oh no, it occasionally makes a funny noise, truely the tigers fear the samurai.
Are the tigers complete pussies or something? How can they hunt when a piece of wood tapping agsint a rock scares them away.
Secret club for mature people such as themselves
The parents are still sending money home or there's a trust fund or an adult nearby who handles the money. They are not financially supporting themselves in 99% of cases.
Haruhi's dad in Ouran Host Club.
That's about all I could think of right now.
You would be surprised a 5 bedroom house on the outskirts of city doesn't cost that much more than a 1 bedroom flat within, you just need to be willing to walk and take public transport.
You should fuck right off.
You too, stop. Don't respond to a shitpost with more shitposting.
one piece looks like shit now.
You can blame straight women. I went deep into the bowels of of actual homoshit and the closest I got to something other than stereotypically manly men getting it in the butt was two overweight NEETs being awkward.
The boring art is what makes me not want to bother with either of those series.
I really like the one piece are style its really unique.
its a shame more games and video games dont use it.
but thats just just my 2 cents and you are entitled to yours
You are objectively wrong with that choice.
Two episode gladiator style arena filler with an evil dictator watching.
Spoiler alert, the MC manages to win the whole thing without killing anyone.
>Fun things aren't fun
Its an eyesore.
It literally annoys me when I look at it.
Same with shit like Clannad, I can't get into it because the visuals are irritating.
*can't even blame
Vertical blinds transitions
Like ninjas appearing out of nowhere
or Instant Transmission in DBZ
Why are you telling others to go to /v/ while you post a /v/ image and misinterpret what I said?
Log horizon: the post
This is bait. Do not respond to it.
I love how the first time that "fun is a buzzword" line was uttered, the guy was laughed at. Two months later, it's taken seriously
Despite this guy typing like a complete retard he does bring up a good point about the childhood friend.
Its pretty hard to believe that a girl wants the MC's dick because they promised marriage to each other or some bullshit.
No girl is that pure.
Now Clannad I can agree with you on. Something about the proportions hits the uncanny valley hard for me. Same with some shots in Haruhi.
One Piece's character art isn't too special to me (although sometimes I go to the OP threads to see if there are any new cool backgrounds), but I don't get how you you can dislike Kaiji's art. Well, it takes all sorts to make a world.
Are you sure it's not you who is misinterpreting? All he said is that shounen action is good, which it is in a fun sense and you're calling him a retard for it. Sure sounds like you're saying fun things aren't fun.
Please, just stop doing this. There are so many anime set in HS, just do something different, please.
Haremshit needs to die too.
So do traps.
>Character is designed as a girl in every way
>Just say he is a guy
>Trap dislikes being confused as a girl all the time
>Still dresses like on, and makes no attempt to show he is actually a guy
Alright, I'm out. You nitwits and your philistine opinions is downright horrendous.
And that is why we must be extremely hostile with someone who truly believes being an idiot is okay here.
If you haven't already, go give PunPun a read. Childhood promises fuck with people to no end and even if the girl isn't pure, she still wants to fuck.
Kaiji isn't as bad, I was just being an asshole.
Who's to say the childhood friend isn't just simple?
Downfall of 4chin: The Image.
>All he said is that shounen action is good
>it's objectively THE best genre and the only genre worth watching
Typical wan piss fanboy.
It's not the cliche, it's the execution.
That said, I've grown to fucking hate the cries of cicadas that blares in every anime set in summer. I don't think that really counts, though.
Even if I love FKMT's works, I can see how someone would dislike the style, what with all the crying and snot, the ultra angular faces and all that stuff.
>Taking extremes seriously at face value.
Before getting into anime I thought those noises were crickets. Used to lived next to a marsh, fucking day and night cicadas bleating constantly.
I don't know, anon. I live in Europe, have been involved in teaching in a couple countries in Europe, and high-schoolers still seem pretty clueless and irresponsible.
I'm also those things, but the bastards have an excuse.
I've always thought highschool setting is pretty much like tights in comics. It reduces the need for variety in clothes.
Also, come one, we all know we're not originally the target of our chinese cartoon.
It's not a cliche but
>MC has a job (for example bounty hunter)
>first ten chapters are about him doing his job
>he spends the next hundred chapters fighting some ancient evil to stop it from destroying/dominating the world
Too many shows created where MC's friend does nothing but say "HNGGGG your harem is so great! You really walk to school with her every day? AGGHHHH so jealous!" Also for me, these characters are usually genuinely annoying because of the VA that seems to fit these roles.
Well, there you go. Europe is a different thing. They drill responsibility into Japanese kids ass soon as they leave elementary school.
Let's say that doesn't happen right? What other "original concept" do you think the author is going to pull?
I don't even expect the MC to win the first fight anymore. Or assuming they do win the first fight, 9 times out of 10 they are going to lose the next one.
Either way, we're going to get the inevitable training arc. The MC is going to powerup using random bullshit lessons, or by finding resolve from some veteran fighter who has 10,000 million death flags around them.
Sometimes it's just better to cut that bullshit out.
>yurop is so poor children have to fend for themselves
I'm so sorry.
I rarely ever watch anime with a High School setting because of this. It's just so tired and overused I can hardly stand it anymore.
I can't get enough of this video.
Spineless MC leaves 10/10 waifu material that's over his dick with whom he's been building a relationship for a while in favor of the shitty tsundere introduced in episode 1.
Is there a single haremshit that doesn't do this?
>Childhood friend is secretly in love with the MC
Is there an anime where that guy attempts to and succeeds in stealing one of MC's girls?
This. It's either a ninja, a pirate, a hunter, a devil, an angel, a shinigami, a detective, a farmer, whatever.
They have a way to dramatize every job and make the mc fight the big bad.
agree with the HS setting. too much anime doing that
I don't mind school settings though. Have you ever watched Genshiken?
it's an anime about college that does do some events that HS anime does but I feel (because either the characters are great or the college vibe is different) it feels fresh and a new perspective than the HS mindset
I really like Genshikenn and hope they make another season
I agree. I want a wild college setting with drunken partying.
At least Soul Eater had the intention that becoming DS's was literally just to be able to fight Big Bads. And they eventually fulfilled the original intent.
I think /v/tards forget the fact that if you say you like something because it's fun during a discussion you are wasting your time. Certain aspects of something make something fun to do so saying just "it's fun" is just silly and so it has become a buzzword in the way it is used on /v/ at the moment.
While you make some valid points, the way your post is typed and constructed is rage inducing.
Invest in helium and a plastic bag.
To segue, this is the reverse of another cliche that I'd like to see die. When a character says something like "There is no way X could be beaten at Y", and then after a while gets proven wrong, but the authors still hold to it and instead just hold up what happened as an exception. How hard is it to have a character say "Gosh, I must have been wrong about X being so good at Y!" Instead, it always has to happen that Z changes Y into Y', leaving the statement "X is the best at Y" true but irrelevant. I blame most powerlevel arguments on this sort of bullshit.
>Also, come one, we all know we're not originally the target of our chinese cartoon.
They know damn well their audience are now neet's who have evolved past high school.
I am bored of schools in general. I want more varied settings. E.g Planetes, was sci fi, but it wasnt filled with mechs or space battles.
It's called the 'call to arms' and it's literally the first trick in the book. Don't ever read hero with 1000 faces or you will never enjoy anything ever again unless it drips wit and subverts everything.
I pretty much can't watch any battle shonen unless the characters have a power that works in a specific way.
I'm tired of seeing characters get stronger by yelling, and then they get beaten to a pulp but they are instantly healed because they are now yelling even louder and then the bad guy tries to kill the childhood friend and the MC yells even louder and beats the bad guy.
Campbell a shit.
Jung master race.
>Character never socializes or has friends
>Never talks to anybody
>For some reason there's a girl who wants his dick badly
Any thoughts on killing yourself?
>Jung master race
I'm trying to imagine a scenario where that image would be posted in facebook and I can't come up with one.
Just what are you doing, anon?
>had to ask them if i could use the food in the refrigerator if i wanted to make something
what the fuck kind of parents did you have man?
I want to believe that image is true.
I was mostly making the point that it's Japan that's weird, not the US. Then again, that's from a western perspective, but that's my two cents.
He looks like that kid who bullies the mc and would rape the heroine along with his gand.
You wanna know what anime needs more of?
doe eyed high-school girls with the wobbly legs of a newborn fawn
Maybe they were saving that for something else. My parents weren't oppressive, but that didn't mean I could just go and grab whatever from the fridge.
i also hate that but i've been in this situation. not me personally but i have a cousin (bout 6'1. athletic build) who's not very social (more than me though) and often quiet in his opinions. girls flock to him like....couldn't think of a good analogy but girls always want his dick.
pissed me off when i was younger (who wouldn't get pissed off?) but as i'm older i've come to realize not everyone in this world gets everything they want so i'm better now. but yeah even today strangers will walk up to him and start talking to him
aaaah to have good looks and a strong jawline
I believe it was used as a reply to me from a friend of mine who also goes on /g/, in a chat conversation.
Spoiled because blogshit.
>Japan is a normal country
Your porn says otherwise.
>Not a single capital letter
God dammit anon.
I love you onii-chan
I can't think of it. It can probably happen as alternate routes in VNs for sure though. I know in one of the shuffle VNs MC's friend will admit to liking the DFC girl if you try to date her, but you win out. Generally, the MC friend gets nothing, but in the rare cases he does, I find it tends to be a separate girl with no MC links.
Not that anon, but I find college to be a much better setting. Maybe it's that the cliches are not as set in stone, or that some don't work, or maybe it's just the characters being a bit older - but it works better for me 9/10 times. I also like workplace settings, even if the cast is mostly hs age. I guess a part of it might be my age, high school is a long time ago compared to college or work.
Please take a lesson or two from >>100944059 .
no i am very anti suicide. not for any religious reasons just don't feel suicide helps anything. even honor suicide is stupid in my eyes
very strict parents? not a bad thing but yeah there were downsides. it's not like we were poor though. i did get my first job at 15 which helped me with the food situation. they would get half my check and the rest i could spend on whatever i wanted. it was mostly on fastfood (oh the glory days of eating fastfoods for the first time) and i blame that for me being overweight right now
I'm pretty sure I could be disproved here but I've always known grills to be attracted to snobby guys.
Of course it varies in degrees but the bottomline is they get attracted to guys who don't fawn on them all the time.
Then again, I'm not saying everyone's like that.
Two girls one cup is calling you, anon.
Point is, every country has its own shit.
Watch Hunter x Hunter.
Someone literally has a condition to activate his ability, that is "I have to explain my ability to them", and that restriction makes the ability stronger as a result.
2g1c is Brazilian
I'm genuinely surprised you didn't know that, it's almost the best description I could give of BR-land
fugged up the numbers
I know it's not really specific to anime, but...
>MC confronts big bad
>big bad essentially taunts them and tells them to fuck off
>MC go does stuff
>season ends before big bad is dealt with
Yeah, I read the manga and I'm watching the new series. The Chimera Ant arc is pure gold.
White and blue striped panties. I can't even find those things for sale in the local stores, yet apparently I'm supposed to believe ordinary teenage girls wear them all the time?
ha! i know that feel
Like in this anime Tenjho Tenge
MC fights the bad guy but loses. bad guy tells him to train more and gives him insight on why he's the way he is and how he's so strong
......end of season and so far there hasn't been a reboot. had to read the manga. pissed me off
Some anime I just watch cuz the anime is so good. Didn't like reading the manga on this particular anime
I just marathoned Psycho-Pass from ep 9 to the end last night, and god damnit I want them to hurry the fuck up with S2.
You mean they don't really sell them in Japan?
Isn't it kind of suspicious for you to be browsing the womens underwear section, though? Especially if you're a foreigner
Awkward dense protagonist somehow gets girls lusting after his dick.
>Waifus were a joke
>Ponies were a joke
Austists latch onto and ruin everything.
If that's a femanon then that would seem normal.
Aren't waifus jokes? No way those people are serious.
Happen to know what a tulpa is?
Some people are dead serious about their waifu.
>Aren't waifus jokes?
You know nothing, man.
>fall on girl
>something sexual happens
EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS YOU DAMN JAPS, EVERY FUCKING TIME HE TRIPS AND FALLS ANYWHERE WITHIN A COUNTRY MILE OF ANOTHER GIRL, I KNOW DAMN WELL WHATS COMING NEXT AND I KNOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT FROM THE LAST BILLION TIMES IT'S HAPPENED.
Watch different types of anime, then.
ITT we demolish the artistic vocabulary of the entire medium of anime
What if they're just trying to keep in shape
>Whole credit is 15 minutes long
>MC dies of exhaustion
>Grisaia no Kajitsu
>Yuuji walks in on something lewd
>Makes it out without alive
>Any misunderstandings are explained by Yuuji
Harem Lead of the Year All Years.
I don't have PYON PYON EEEEEH girl, or at least I can't find it.
It works pretty well if you just skip straight to "it's a porn setup" though.
>Throws out her hand
>Grabs the zipper on male's pants
>Unzips him as she falls
>Lands with his cock in her mouth
>They both look at each other and decide "what the hell, let's fuck"
Yes, I'm talking about that doujin.
>Having a main cast of 4 or so girls who only do fan service related things.
Industry killing moeshit
>Birds start falling down
>"Good shot, sir!"
i need to see this
You have my attention
>dying from exhaustion from 15 minutes of light running
Uninteresting male leads, designed so as wide a demographic as possible can self-insert into. People who support this trend are the biggest pieces of human trash imaginable.
The number of harems needs to be drastically scaled back, and less focused on.
More anime need to take place outside of fucking high school.
Durarara? I guess.
I think (hope) for most waifu's are just a joke. I know mine is.
Here's what I was referring to: http://exhentai.org/g/376193/fc0ff03d4f/
Former good guys who are defeated, but come back as villains. Usually the rational behind it is completely half-assed but I love it anyway.
>comparing Waifunons to ponyshit
Female characters with beautiful long hair getting character development and cutting their hair short to symbolize it.
The aren't that different.
They're exactly the same, you would know this if you were actually around when the waifu shit started.
There's a massive difference between longing for the affection of a girl that isn't real, and wanting to fuck horses.
best friends holding secrets about their identities or having clashes of ideals and having to face off against each other without making either of them look villainous. gets me fucking rock hard every time.
You are a disgrace to Chika.
You have brain cancer then, One Piece is vomit haphazardly kicked round by a dog chasing a chew toy.
The plot is okay enough, but that's no excuse for the atrocious art.
>Hating on the thing that goes Doink!
What kind of monster are you?
Preferably with characters above the mental age of a teenager.
No they are both fucking pathetic.
Where the fuck do you think you are?
I used to make fun of waifufags too.
Until I found my waifu.
A place that used to agree with me.
Now its all ponyfags.
Name the last time someone in Japan died from a wild tiger attack.
I think I've made my point.
What a ton of people on /a/ just don't realize is that waifus aren't all just a joke. People go around calling the people who say they're serious newfags or "fitting in" or "neo-/a/" when they're the clueless newfags.
>are tigers pussies
If you think the waifufags on /a/ are also (or are similar to) ponyfags, then you need more than just a short lecture.
Waifus were always a thing and were serious to lots of people. People are just up-front about it now.
What's great about jokes is how there's always a sliver of truth to them.
>I have fallen in love with big brother/little sister/insert family here/Oniiii-chan!
>But, we're not actually related~!
>I just can't!
I'm sick to death of fetish pandering in general, PORN IS A THING STOP TRYING TO SHOVE YOUR SHIT DOWN MY THROAT, but this crops up so often I died.
the 'let's spend a day at the beach' episode
What I never understood about waifus is how you stay faithful to just one fictional woman. I'm a serial bigamist.
>cliche threads on /a/ that need to die
So a polygamist?
All of my this.
It's pretty much something that is only understood by those who are one. As a serious waifufag myself, I admit that we appear a bit insane to others.
In Seitokai no Ichizon the MC is hellbent on converting his student council who does absolutely nothing every day for comedy into his own personal harem.
There is literally not a single worse girl in this entire series and yes that even goes for the token flat chest tsundere who is in fact one of the most entertaining even after the second season shifts more of a focus to relationships rather than sticking to comedy.
To top it off there's an actual harem end and the sequel LN confirms it stayed in place even after they all move away.
If you all have already watched it then good.
If you have not here's some tongue in cheek relief from typical haremshit.
Doesn't make it any less pathetic than wanting to fuck a cartoon pony.
Naruto used to be allowed on /a/ and serious waifufag were mocked.
Old /a/ was my waifu and if you talk about her like you know her i will cut you.
I don't know words.
>Doesn't make it any less pathetic than wanting to fuck a cartoon pony.
I'm pretty sure wanting to fuck a cartoon pony is much more pathetic than actually desiring human affection.
>Old /a/ was my waifu
Old /a/ was your girlfriend. She presented herself the way you wanted her to. But then after marriage, the real her started coming out, and you don't seem to like it very much. And she doesn't seem like you very much anymore either.
I was just checking. You could have some weird thing going where you swap waifus in and out of an imaginary two-wife relationship.
I hear that you're suffering.
I'm glad. You deserve it.
(Not just talking to OP here.)
i like the thing that goes doink! it's relaxing.
is so very right, though. still, that's more of a problem with the actual wildlife than the stories. those things really do drown out everything in summer...
there was this one hentai i watched where everyone makes certain mention that the siblings are step- and not blood related. they also happen to be twins... coz that makes sense.
Which character is this now?
Posting in an aspie thread
>Naruto used to be allowed on /a/ and serious waifufag were mocked
>Naruto used to be allowed
You're making a fantastic argument against yourself.
You can go out and interact with people, ponyfags can't exactly go out a fuck a cartoon horse, so it kinda makes waifu fags even worse.
Old /a/ dead hence i referred to her past tense, she has been replayed with the headmates from tumblr wearing here as a skinsuit.
So your argument is that waifufags are worse than ponyfags because they have the option of 3DPD?
> she has been replayed with the headmates from tumblr wearing here as a skinsuit
You are the cancer that is killing /a/.
Story ends with new characters/different version of the main characters/sons of the main characters and show them as if they are going to have the same story as the original characters.
Leave brave /a/non and the wretched false oldfaggot to their battle.
Post more shitty cliche.
is anyone actually aware of how ironically hypocritical these image boards can be?
>You can go out and interact with people
You don't seem to know what waifufags actually are. They're people who love a character. They can and probably often do interact with other people, but they still love their waifu. Have you ever been in love? Imagine that while you were in love, people told you to ignore the feeling and go interact with someone else. How would you respond?
...how often does that happen?
coz i've never seen anything like that.
Of the top of my head, Big O.
(person who posted that comment) while i posted it as a reply to that one comment, it was more a commentary on that whole subthread.
okay, mecha is pretty much the one genre that i've never actually watched anything in, so if it's a common occurrence there, i wouldn't know.
>Naruto itself is shit
It's no worse than any other shonen why /a/ banned it was due to its retarded fanbase emerging.
Fuck off, i was here first you cancerous shit.
>Waifus aren't pathetic because the want of human contacted
>Having contact with actually people are you retarded
Also 3dpd is another joke, that people started to take seriously.
I would stop going to an image board about anime and talking about my feelings...
Jesus christ. What are you doing?
you're not supposed to post during your first few years.
You should watch Big O, then. You should also capitalize your sentences and spell properly.
>>Waifus aren't pathetic because the want of human contacted
>>Having contact with actually people are you retarded
What the fuck are you even trying to say?
Forget the cancerous content of your argument, you can't even form a coherent thought.
Going to get a ton of hate for this but whatever.
Fuck any anime with a school setting, it's so old that it's sick. Of course they have their place but for the last year or so it's overwhelming in the number if anime that have come out with a school background/setting.
why, if i don't care for mecha? what is it that differentiates Big O and makes worth watching should one not care for giant robots and other related conventions of the genre?
Things that weren't designed primarily for my age bracket.
Every country has shit just as fucked up as japan's weird commercials and porn.
at the very least, all those shows should stop using the same set... why does every anime school look identical?
i went to over half a dozen schools, and each of them was easily identifiable from the others from anywhere on the campus.
I like the meat buns if only because I actually want to try one.
which of these is weirder?
also, most of Japan's weird porn is more-or-less thanks to America.
Another one like that
Are you fucking retarded.
>I'm pretty sure wanting to fuck a cartoon pony is much more pathetic than actually desiring human affection.
>So your argument is that waifufags are worse than ponyfags because they have the option of 3DPD?
3DPD meaning you have no interest in physical contact anyone but, yet you still desiring human affection.
Now that's pretty much like saying I want to shoot myself in the head but, i don't like guns.
Yes, you are just as retarded as ponyfuckers
I don't understand transsexuals either but, when they say that they are normal people I will disagree because obviously there is some damage up there.
MC teams up with a former bad guy to defeat main villian
On that note I remember some pretty good To Love Ru doujins like that
What is the bomber?
>3DPD meaning you have no interest in physical contact anyone
That is incorrect. We don't want to bar ourselves from physical contact with the world. We just love a girl that is 2D and don't want to date 3D because we love the specific 2D.
Reading comprehension is not your strongsuit, I guess.
At the start of this, you actually had me a bit perturbed and angry, but you revealing your retard powerlevel in the last few posts has me completely unphased. You're just another sperglord who doesn't know shit. A few of my braincells are now dedicated to the memory of your post, and I have a good mind to come to your house and take them back with a spoon.
More, please dear god, more
>that one friend of the group who is a super rich ojou-sama with a western style mansion the size of the grand canyon
At least Anna just had a two story house with a big yard
The motherfucker protagonists/co-protagonists that have an insane appetite and need to eat costantly. It's not even funny anymore. And this shit is in mostly anime, fuck.
this one was quite nice
fucking retarded though
i'm starting to think that one of these two is trolling the other. possibly both.
When characters that only have 2 or 3 magic spells are able to use said spells in more ways than one. That's something I wanna see more of in magical girl shows.
Sounds very close so an SYD scenario.
Ha you think love only needs to go one way, guess what it its a two way street, you don't even love them at best it's lust.
I have already won, he even admitted to be angry.
Waifufag are just so damn emotionally unstable
>Ha you think love only needs to go one way
>you don't even love them at best it's lust
>Braincells magically transfer over the internet
I don't have any of your brain cells and you need to learn about how the internet actually works
>That is incorrect. We don't want to bar ourselves from physical contact with the world. We just love a girl that is 2D and don't want to date 3D because we love the specific 2D.
Waifus and 3DPD aren't related you fuck wit.
I've personally been in that situation all the time, the reason is that girls are fucking stupid and their thought process is like this:
>Ugly and quiet = creepy weirdo
>Handsome and quiet = MYSTERIOUS HUNK
Alice expies that have nothing to do with Wonderland other than the reference (not even thematically)
Jean d'Arc expies for the same
Rei Ayanami expies and Shana clones - i liked the originals (and will take any and all criticism /a/ has for me saying that), but can people please not be so shameless in their knock-offs?
>Doesn't even know what true love is
Oh god damn it, you're starting to make me feel sad.
>Ha you think love only needs to go one way
No we don't. We want that second spot to be filled by the one we love.
>You don't even love them at best it's lust
You're the biggest retard on the board. Lust is just wanting to fuck someone. We want most to marry and live a full, happy life with her.
It is, the reason the kawaii desu is highlighted in bold is because it's from a website that lets you search through peoples public facebooks by using keywords. That's one of the results the person who originally made that got by searching for "kawaii desu"
What is this from? What's the context for him being in a Megatron costume?
...i would actually watch that... why is he wearing stormtrooper armour in class and can he be my new best friend?
Do you expect them to think this?
>Ugly and quiet = MYSTERIOUS HUNK
Cause I don't think that would work.
Is there a coherent thought buried somewhere under that word salad?
>A lust for knowledge means you want to have sex with it
Yea, I'm the retarded when you have no fucking clue what love or lust is.
>>A lust for knowledge means you want to have sex with it
So I see you're completely oblivious to the fact that words have different meanings in different context.
It's...not actually a cliche, but...I'm trying to be positive here.
You lust over the idea of the perfect soulmate.
Holy shit, look at that correct use in the context.
actually... if that's not from a movie or show or something... some guy actually went to class wearing stormtrooper armour. o_o
WHY DID I NEVER DO THAT?!
Cultural festivals, city festivals, sleepovers, girls being late for their first day of middle school/high school, teachers looking like little girls, walking home together, any mention of jap food, taking your shoes off in the school building, living alone, going to the supermarket, buying food, having hot bowls, talking about each other.
Love is the desire to be with a person forever, to make them happy, experience life together, and other feelings that words can't describe.
Lust in common context is the desire for intercourse with a person based on their appearance and/or behaviors.
My waifu is far from perfect. I still love her, because she's the one for me.
Might want to grab a dictionary, they're quite cheap these days.
i even went to a Catholic school with a strict uniform that would have completely lost its shit. it would've been perfect... TT_TT
>Love is the desire to be with a person forever, to make them happy, experience life together, and other feelings that words can't describe.
This doesn't apply to 3D world.
Put more simply:
Lust is "I want to do this because it will make me feel good"
Love is "I want to make this person happy"
Simple difference if you are lost
>In the normal society
>Fuck a woman that close to his "idolized" traits
>In the normal society
>Fuck a horse that close to his "idolized" traits
I know some waifufag anon that failed the wizard quest and turn into normalfag and he tell me how his wife is like her waifu.
...the thing is, some of those could be considered legitimate, but others... it could be a subtle jab at the OP... or the thread in general... or it could simply be someone trying to get someone to overthink their post to an infinitely recursive degree, in which case mission accomplished...
The tragedy of the third dimension.
You also need to die.
>Love is the desire to be with a person forever, to make them happy, experience life together
You can't love something that doesn't exist
>Lust in common context is the desire for intercourse with a person based on their appearance and/or behaviors.
Lust is an emotion or feeling of intense desire in the body.
You know when your body hurts because you are away from the one you love? that's lust.
Oh wait i forgot you don't know what love it.
You may want to pic up a dictionary yourself or at least Google the word "lust" before trying to wrongly correct me.
luckily, we live in four dimensions!
I don't watch Naruto anymore... but I still play the Ninja Storm games because I still want to experience the story.
what, exactly, was my transgression, if i may be so bold as to ask?
Computer screen is 2D. Which means we're in 2D world now.
>Fuck a horse that close to his "idolized" traits
Which isn't possible so again.
Waifufags are worse than ponyfuckers
read One Punch Man
Too late, that's basically the plot of kh chain of memories. It's not anime, but still...
Anime cliche is old and busted.
Here is /a/ cliche
>[insert girl A] > [insert girl B]. discuss!
>Which girl wud u fug?
>Homura did nothing wrong
>What is the best anime? and Why [insert anime title] is the best anime?
>[Insert Season], when?
>Best Key Girl (they using this op since several year ago with the same image)
That is fucking amazing
>I want to make this person happy
So you can't love something that doesn't exist.
>You can't love something that doesn't exist
saudade, bitch! both a Portugese word that begs to differ, and a Japanese movie that i've been meaning to watch. because it seems Japanese loves every language but its own. unless there are puns to be made.
>You can't love something that doesn't exist
This is where you're wrong. All the real waifufags are proof.
>Lust is an emotion or feeling of intense desire in the body
I mentioned it before and I'm going to mention it again: CONTEXT.
Lust has a common connotation of meaning desire for sex. If you can't understand this you shouldn't be allowed to talk.
>You know when your body hurts because you are away from the one you love? that's lust
>Oh wait i forgot you don't know what love it.
>Oh wait i
>Which isn't possible so again.
Well, are you sure never hear a case of people fuck an animal before?
Kyon kun denwa
My waifu doesn't exist, I still want to make her happy.
How stupid can a person get?
You seem to have this idea that ponyfags not being able to fuck cartoon horses in real life somehow makes them good.
The desire for such a fucked up thing is still there whether or not cartoon ponies are real.
>Enumclaw horse sex case
>Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
>The prosecutor's office says no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.
Quite a funny story there.
>and other feelings that words can't describe
That's bullshit and here's why:
To describe is to articulate, which is done through logic and represented by language. To evade logic is to be illogical, which is to be non-causal. Our universe is deterministic and causal. Therefore, by your definition, love does not exist.
Great thread OP had to get some stuff off my chest
Thanks guys nn going to bed
Let's all grow and see new animes everyday so we can grow to hate them collectively
You're not even trying to prove your own point anymore. You're taking shots at whatever you can, resorting to semantics debates to try and discredit me in ways I'm not even arguing. This is because you know you can't beat me in the argument if you faced it straight on. It's over, I've won.
>>You know when your body hurts because you are away from the one you love? that's lust
Must suck not knowing that feeling, since you have never loved someone.
>Using images from a YouTube videogame critic on on /a/
And you're telling me to get out?
I don't think that purple horses that can do magic exist
Not even the same guy fuck nut.
>since you have never loved someone.
I think that this thread has derailed to some love/lust argument...I'm out. Goodnight everybody.
And fuck off back to /v/
>You know when your body hurts because you are away from the one you love? that's lust.
actually, that's due to a variety of physiological effects from naturally-occuring dopamine withdrawal (released when in the presence of a dearly loved one) to overstimulated vagus nerves. these symptoms generally only occur in subjects who are, as far as science can tell, actually in love, not merely lust (which uses a different, less addictive set of chemicals)
What the hell are you talking about?
What was this argument you're talking of? I'm a different guy but you seem like a cunt so I'll beat your argument and rub your nose in your own shit. Faggot.
The fact that he is claiming he can love an anime character as much as another human being...
>Must suck not knowing that feeling, since you have never loved someone
Alright, so we're down to just bashing with no argument substance at all. All I can say is that you're wrong, since I do love someone.
Bashing my reaction images instead of responding to the substance of the post, no further explanation needed.
>I don't think that purple horses that can do magic exist
It doesn't matter if they do or don't because ponyfags still want to fuck them.
Man, /a/ has really gone downhill when people like you are allowed to post.
>You only can lust after something or love it
You lust after them because you love them...
>as far as science can tell, actually in love
You can't scientifically prove someone is in love...
They want to love and cherish something that doesn't exist, waifufag want to do the same, not different.
Chuck furries in with them.
Been here since 2004, nice rebuttal anyway.
Violent childhood friends that get angry at MC for fawning over another girl.
>I don't think that purple horses that can do magic exist
You never read a pony porn, don't you?
The thing that fuckable? the horse or the magic?
The magic is only bonus while the horse is the main course.
in the context of this thread, i can't really blame them, even though i do actually understand people having waifus. i'm pretty sure the pony thing is just a joke that people didn't realize was one, though...
Anime where the characters are entertaining.
Waifus were a joke to...
hot springs/Beach episodes
protag being a moral fag and refusing to kill the big bad because it would make him worse than the big bad
harem protag being a dick less wimp who runs away from and and all nude girls
I think this is a thing plaguing the Shounen genre together with "whatever we're trying to market being the most important thing in the anime's world"
they we're jokes until people started taking them way to seriously. As of now it's so deeply ingrained in "/a/ culture" that nobody wants to hear anything different.
Not to everyone they never were.
Most people on /a/ don't have a serious waifu.
Some people do.
Such as it has been, and so it will continue to be.
Anon's reference to Twilight Sparkle, or the fact that bronies exist in general?
Person A claims that waifufags are just as bad as ponyfags. Person B objects on the basis that love of another human is not nearly as deplorable as the desire to fuck cartoon horses. Person A responds by saying that since waifufags have the option to go with 3D and ponyfags don't have the option to fuck real cartoon horses, waifufags are worse, somehow. Person A then goes on to claim that waifufags don't really "love" their waifus, just lust after them, to which Person B objects. Person A then claims that person B does not know what love or lust really is, to which Person B gives definitions and explanations of the words. Person A then claims Person B has a wrong definition of lust and posts a vague definition. Person B responds by saying that his definition is a very obviously correct one used in the context of the argument. Person A responds by saying it isn't and repeating previous argument. Argument then derailed into semantics debate over the real meaning of love and lust.
>You can't scientifically prove someone is in love...
not definitively, no. but its still loads more reliable than a polygraph. more precisely, science can be certain beyond reasonable doubt that someone is in love, but the reverse (being able to tell that someone isn't in love) isn't true. false negatives are certainly plausible, but false positives are almost unheard of.
TL;DR: science can tell that if you are experiencing physical discomfiture due to a missing loved one (assuming no other obvious cause like a knife in the gut) it is almost certainly due to you being in love, not merely lust, or any other related emotion.
of course, the question may still remain whether it is actually the missing loved one in question that one is in love with or if they merely represent something from being in love with the concept of being in love to narcissistic self-love.
that's basically what killed Bleach for me. it could have been such an awesome show. then Soul Society arc started...
...and that first part seemed much longer before i posted it...
Same with ponies, they have had an adult fanbase since the 80's doesn't means it's right
You do realize bronies want the same thing as waifufags, just as much as waifufags want to have sex with their waifus.
There really is no difference, claiming to love something that doesn't exist is just pathetic, i don't care if it's a horse, tree, fence post, ect.
>Person A claims that waifufags are just as bad as ponyfags. Person B objects on the basis that love of another human is not nearly as deplorable as the desire to fuck cartoon horses.
Here's the conflict.
>Person A responds by saying that since waifufags have the option to go with 3D and ponyfags don't have the option to fuck real cartoon horses, waifufags are worse, somehow.
This makes no sense and is totally unrelated.
>Person A then goes on to claim that waifufags don't really "love" their waifus, just lust after them,
Someone needs to tell person A that a claim without evidence is worthless
I think person A is unintelligent and is trying to rationalize his frustration as being because person B is wrong. Actually, it's because person A is stupid and struggling to process what person B is saying. Person A may also be angry that they're wrong.
Either way, there is no argument, just conflict and upset people. Nothing for me to argue against.
Your black-and-white view of "if it doesn't exist, it's pathetic" is your problem here.
Nothing is ever so simple.
No, I'm pretty damn sure making an emotion bond with something that doesn't exist is the problem...
Starting to get the feeling I'm arguing with white knights.
>No, I'm pretty damn sure making an emotion bond with something that doesn't exist is the problem
I disagree that there's a problem, but I won't be able to convince you otherwise and if you see all things equally, I guess I don't really care. Further debate is pointless. At this point it's a reenactment of the Metapod vs. Metapod battle.
Really could have told you that from the start.
Well, I am the person C that said fucking a horse is against the law and the God.
If I anyone here that read this is a ponyscum, check your privilege.
Arabic religion privilege overload, requires immediate checking.
>"Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."
When you see characters going in for a kiss in an episode that isn't the very last and you can already start guessing how it will be interrupted this time.
We're not really gonna hop on this train, right? We're not actually going to discuss religion on /a/, right?
You're a complete fucking obnoxious piece of shit and you're the exact trash I fight in the name of the waifunons and who they believe to be their one true love.
Don't worry I'm backing you up from here on out.
The horse has died a long time ago. No need to beat it further.
Of course, we could hop on the law train which Horse fucker will be sentenced to a jail.
>typical highschool setting with uniforms and shit
>the most average mc ever for the 1000th time
>oh no which girl do i pick
>Treat all men equally
>Do not treat women like men, men are better than that.
Bible somewhere between page 1 and 1,900
>You're a complete fucking chauvinistic piece of shit and you're the exact trash I fight in the name of women and their rights.
White knights are on 4chan, this is new.
How about neither. How about we get back to the topic of anime cliches we hate...or love, with>>100940979.
The MC is almost always under 30.
>Do not treat women like men, men are better than that.
Nothing wrong with that.
Not enough bearded/moustached and bald characters.
I FUCKING LOVE WHEN THE GIRL HERSELF IS A FUCKING IDIOT, INSTEAD OF THE MC WITH HIS "EEEEH WHAT WAS THAT" BULLSHIT
>The protagonist or someone very close to him/her sits in the back left corner of the room by the window.
I just see a kind of charm in people who hate real life finding their own happiness with a perfect partner who completes them unlike 3D sluts and their inherent flaws.
The dimension obstacle is poetic in a silly sort of way.
They're not hurting anyone so just leave them alone, plenty of idiots are far more deserving of ridicule.
And before that faggot says there's nothing they can even do it's called lucid dreaming.
I just back up the waifunons with relentless attacks on sneering normalfaggots.
Meant to quote >>100951600
Don't know what happened to the post.
Yea i know, you could also make a tulpa, still doesn't make having a waifu any less pathetic than ponyfags
>A villain who's so over-the-top cruel gets what he/she deserves and then some.
Good Example: Quattro from Nanoha Strikers.
Every time I watch this I laugh in sadistic glee.
Sugou from SAO. One of the only good points in the Fairy Dance arc
Shitty, makes-me-drop-the-fucking-series example: Louis from Freezing.
One of the worst cop-out climaxes I've ever seen. This fucking misogynist pig deserved at least to be tortured and mindbroken if not raped in the ass by Satellizer's weapon. BUT NOOOOOO!!! The writer gives him a flimsy excuse for his behavior, lets him survive AND FUCKING LETS HIM GO FREE AFTER ALL HE DID!
>Quattro getting annihilated
My actual face as I watched that.
Because I'm such a nice guy and also smart, handsome and definitely the best ever, I'll explain what's happened here because I know I'm the only person here smart enough to know.
Person A believes that love is sacred such that it can only be for another, real person. Person B disagrees. Person A doesn't know their own position and as a result cannot provide a supporting argument.
Person B is right, by the way. Humans have always been able to love non-humans. The best example I can think of, although more a proof of concept, is the mythology of Pygmalion, a sculptor who fell in love with his own creation. What he made was so perfect to him, so exactly what he desired, that it was the ideal object of his affection and love.
Is there an anime where every important character is over 30 and don't look like faggots?
Just shut the fuck up already.
You are a goddamn insufferable nuisance at this point.
You have already lost every last one of your arguments, but you just won't accept it.
Just kill yourself, literally kill yourself.
I haven't lost a single one.
I'll just ask your waifu if she can help help me commit suicide, I should be around for another 50 years at this rate.
>It's not the cliche, it's the execution.
this, a thousand times this.
its not the cliche, and its not the trope. Noone cares if we have a school festival, just as long as it actually means something, and is put in the series purposefully and is taken seriously. Quality of execution, relevance, meaning. These are the things that matter. Most stories feature high school festivals, trips to the beach, karaoke and other such cliche activities for no reason whatsoever and with no purpose at all. Think about it for a second: why do we need a character to announce that "its the beach!", brimming with enthusiasm? We already know its the beach, we see it, and we see the characters being there, there is no need for this announcement, yet it happens, because thats what the cliche filler dictates.
to contrast, watch hyouka: it features a pool episode, a hot baths episode, a student festival, a mountain retreat, a new years shrine visit, and its all very well done and good. it could have been better, however its oceans apart from the problematic use of these ideas to make filler material.
>gluc, gluc, gluc
Let be point out were you went wrong
>Person A doesn't know their own position
I know my position in this matter back to front and have known it since 2006 when this waifu shit started
>Humans have always been able to love non-humans
They are called pets, waifufags should just get a dog
>although more a proof of concept, is the mythology of Pygmalion
And i can bring people back from the underworld if i can beat cerberus.
You lot are pathetic, empty vessels who will do anything to fill the void, even pretend that there is something there when there is nothing.
I don't have a waifu because I just don't want to bother with love period.
I just back them up I've already stated that.
So you're a white knight, great.
And what the fuck gives you the right to judge them?
Because you would prefer filthy 3D?
shit man reading it in his voice
>Saving this much face at once
Slow down, champ. You'll give yourself a tummy ache.
Now that you've conceded that humans can love non-humans, you've conceded the argument and have therefore lost.
Personally, despite the fact that I don't have a waifu, not having a real woman is better than the alternative. Women are a huge hassle. Love is a really shallow emotion anyway. I don't get why people romanticize it.
Not really, my whole point was that waifufags are just as pathetic a ponyfags.
A point you just proved by saying that if furry animals can be loved so can anime characters.
Also if you have no stake in an argument your opinion doesn't matter, i don't care how shiny your suit of armor is.
>my whole point was that waifufags are just as pathetic a ponyfags.
Not the one I was addressing.
This isn't about opinion, though. It's about logic, which you seem to do poorly with.
As for waifufags and ponyfags being equally pathetic, for this you must define "pathetic" and then quantify it so that you can determine how pathetic one is in relation to the other. Without this, you're merely stating your opinion which is totally worthless. I encourage everyone disagreeing with you to ignore you.
Bullshit, ponyfags are the most braindead, obnoxious, cancerous fanbase that could have ever even been conceived.
They circlejerk 24 fucking 7 to bland sparkling cartoon animals with no actual qualities whatsoever and make monstrously horrible fan creations.
They cry like little bitches whenever someone attacks their shit show and shit characters and whine about being persecuted when they fucking started the conflict with their bullshit.
Their biggest sin above absolutely all else is fucking FORCING their fucking ponies into literally anything their filthy hands can find.
For one thing, unless your childhood friend moved with you somewhere, it's more than likely that the character should have a few childhood friends. Also, the whole "promise that was made" idea is one of the cheapest cop outs in writing. Why have any suspense or tension when you can just have a premise that deems fate and destiny was part of everything the whole time!
>Camera pans up to the sky.
I cringe every fucking time. Get a competent director that has original ideas, you fuckshits.
Anime fans also do this. Totally unrelated to waifus, though.
Also, most fans of anything do this. Ponyfags are particularly bad about it, though, which is only exacerbated by how inappropriate their fandom is.
>Loving an anime character is logical
Seriously, you're really going argue logic with me.
Look obviously you don't understand logic but, i'll give you quick rundown:
Love is not logical
Wanting to be with something that doesn't exist is not logical
Arguing on the internet isn't logical
Stating that someone else opinion can be wrong is also illogical since it is their opinion and is completely subjective.
Shit i thought you were describing anime fans for a second
I really don't think that you have the slightest clue as to what logic actually is.
You're a goddamn moron. I want you to realize this. You can do something about it. You can stop being a moron and you will be happier if you do but you have to stop doing shit like this and you have to stop stating your opinions like they're facts. You have to be humble and accept that you're wrong when you're wrong.
Everything that exists is logical. Only concept can be illogical. Emotions, as tangible things that you feel, are logical. Loving an anime character is logical in that it can serve as an appropriate stimulus for love.
Having love that's unrequited is aside from logic entirely. It's a state. Arguing on the internet is not necessarily logical or otherwise.
The only thing you got right is that opinions are subjective and #wow #whoa that means they don't matter.
>Emotions, as tangible things that you feel, are logical
Holy shit, how fucking retarded can you get, you do not grasp logic in the least.
Do you actually think that being sad is a logical function?
I hate when illogical fuck wits, that have no clue what logic is and think that every fucking that has a function is logical, even if the last 8 functions of a chain are only there due to compound errors.
Logic is base value you don't apply it.
What's also funny is that i have emitted to being a troll and did so about 2 hours ago and moronic fucks still reply.
Sadness is logical.
>Takes place in high school
>MC wakes up late
>Runs to school with toast in mouth
>right to left
I actually get disappointed when the camera doesn't pan up to the sky.
It's actually read from left to right, the "No" case is before Godzilla strikes again.
actually i don't think any cliche in anime must die. Because that's what makes it anime. Would anime be as good without the MC becoming strong for no reason ? Coming to her rescue in the nick of time ? "It can't be helped" ? The MC rejecting his role as the one with power/savior ? The characters never saying what's on their mind in critical moments ? In your face fan-service ? Never kissing when they clearly should ? These little "annoying" things draw me into watching more and more anime. So for now, i love everything about anime, including cliches.
why don't you just go watch western animation like you should ?
OP is a fag
And with that, I say goodnight to you all.
Fuck I hate tsunderes.
>reads hates anime
>is on /a/
>implying you are not a faggot
Anime I like doesn't have tsunderes.
Dude, they're fucking pests.
I mean, not nearly as bad as say, hogs, but still.
That dumb bitch had plenty of time to run away.
>Tries something for the first time.
Yes, it would still be anime. So many of now cliches in anime are also in film and literature, the difference being that somewhere along the way anime went overboard with it. At first these weren't cliches. Wishing for something to not be a cliche is not the same thing as wishing for it to be gone entirely. The only thing that needs to happen for something to not be a cliche is to have it scaled back in how many times it's used or to go about coming up with a new unique execution of it. After all, there are, believe it or not, anime that have avoided all of the things you've mentioned, and at the end of the day they still manage to be pretty good, sometimes even hallmarks of what the medium is capable of.