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Its Friday night.

Like every other day, I spend my meaningless free time posting on /a/.

But today, today is different.

Today, a close-female friend barged into my room, catching me with my dick in my hand while posting on /a/. She began to verbally abuse me and taunt me for liking anime spending most of my time on "chatboards."

I need to ask you /a/, is this a godsend? Is this some sort of anime plot? I am so confused /a/... Please help me...
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you deserved it
and she clearly wants your dick
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>I need to ask you /a/, is this a godsend? Is this some sort of anime plot? I am so confused /a/... Please help me...

Seek professional help.
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I think you've triggered an option panel.
There is only one option on the list.

[X] Rape.
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No.
Girls in real life are spiteful creatures, unlike their 2D counterparts.
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>>10092730

THIS IS NO ANIME PLOT BOY. NO ANIME PLOT.
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>>10092764
listen to this anon
you know its true
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>>10092730

So this is what you do all night huh Eric?
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>>10092730
3D is pig disgusting,
Download IMatch and start sorting your porn like a pro!!!
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>>10092730
>>Today, a close-female friend barged into my room, catching me with my dick in my hand while posting on /a/.

You know you have no close female friends and it was you mom that caught you fapping, so just apoligize to her since shes hte only woman who yur gonna have in your life
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You just triggered a Flag!
Don't screw up now or it will be BAD END!
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>is this a godsend?

No, women are manipulative prostitutes, whores, and instruments of the devil. Jesus Christ your Lord and savior is the only way to overcome this wretched demon.

Fap and cum onto his picture for spiritual guidance.
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>>10092823

oh lawdy.
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>>10092730

More details on girl. What happened after that?
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>verbally abuse me
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>>10092876

She's a bratty, 19-year-old girl with natural black hair with DFC and a fang.
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Pics of the girl?
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>>10092970
SHANA?
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>>10092970 bratty girl with a fang
Is that some tsundere Tsuruya?
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>>10092761
anon has delivered
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>>10092970

OH GOD OP FRIEND IS SHANA!
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>my dick in my hand while posting on /a/

Pathetic. A real man faps to doujins or hentai.
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>catching me with my dick in my hand while posting on /a/. She began to verbally abuse me and taunt me

I don't believe you. Girl barges in on you fapping, and just starts yelling at you? Did you continue fapping while she's at bitching?
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>>10092988
>>10093005

OP here, she ain't fucking Shana or even tsuruya.

>>10092970

This anon is a troll.
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>catching me with my dick in my hand while posting on /a/. She began to verbally abuse me and taunt me

I don't believe you. Girl barges in on you fapping, and just starts yelling at you? Did you continue fapping while she's bitching?
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>>10093101
girl has (well, had) potential interest in OP until she saw his true self. her diatribe was venting her shattered interest, and now whenever you two talk itll be awkward.
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>>10092730
thats an impressive cooling solution there anon
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>>10093130
who the fuck doesn't do that? I do, and I use a goddamn laptop.
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>>10093101
obviously, he did
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>>10093101

Impossible, no man could ever stomach a woman taunting you while you fap. Unless the woman is doing the fapping for you... Is OP's friend a tsundere?
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Take your chances and pierce her heavens, if you know what I mean.
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BULLSHIT
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>>10093152
its a tower.. case fans would work better...
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I don't think you have a friend.

Enjoy fapping. Alone.
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>>Is OP's friend a tsundere?

Stupid anon, I'm only doing thing because I want to teach you a lesson! Its not like I love you or anything!
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>>10093180
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>>10093180
well there are masochist who get off to humiliation in general.
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>>10093206
good point. now step back, and reconsider from the perspective of a real /a/non.
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>>10093180
>Impossible, no man could ever stomach a woman taunting you while you fap.

Oh how wrong you are.
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>>10093206
>>10093261

One thing though. Wouldn't the tower be collecting dust over time with the fan blowing it for how longt?
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>>10093330
the dust would accumulate representing the passage of time obscuring tragic memories. unfortunately, you must work to unbury then because some girl with dead parents and a broken neck is still in a coma because of you.

TL;DR the dust collects in a closed case anyways so just runk it out the window.
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you ever type up a thoughful response and just to say "aww fuck it"?

thank you >>10093373 at least you were funny
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>a close-female friend barged into my room, catching me with my dick in my hand while posting on /a/.
You got caught by your mom, lol.
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ITT: lies and the gullible creatures that believe them
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>>10093479

sometimes, but only because the succinct response turned out to be funnier.
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>>10093451

I beg to differ.
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OP here, even though every single one of your posts make me want to RAGE, I will accept it as positive feedback. I'm going to see what's going to happen once March Break is over.
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>>10093101
That would be win.



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