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I want to impregnate Nipa
Time to take our pants off
In my pants.
I want Marseille to fuck me
I want Rudel to fuck me.
WPG will be happy.
Open up that shit
amiami also sent mail that the Sakamoto figure will be released later this month.
got to save money for that
Amg that's so cute.
Why are my witch dreams always so lewd? I just want a nice clean dream, they've involved a threesome with me, Yoshika and Lynette the other one was Eila cross dressing me as Sanya and doing lewdness to me.
You are a lucky fellow, what on earth are you thinking about before going to sleep though?
because you're a faggot who needs to get laid
>Eila cross dressing me as Sanya and doing lewdness
It's not lewd if you're in love
Camera is a little shity.
And forgot pic...
Make sure you don't make too many weird poses
And don't hot glue
Thanks for the advice lol
Capcha: tityays There
I want to be dominated by Marseille
How can I dream of her?
What do I need to do?
That Tohsaka is looking pretty dusty over there.
I won her in a raffle at a hobby shop.
I blew her off with canned air, Just for you.
I don't know what I do to get my witch dreams but it usually just happens by themselves.
I think she'll appreciate it.
I'll never forgive figma for crapping out on making more witches.
I ordered Eila and Hartman but they wont be here for another week.
I hate how there aren't really any non-striker non-posable scale figs that aren't garage kits.
Like i'd be able to do justice to this kit. Couldn't even do details on 28mm miniatures so well.
How would it feel to cuddle with Erica?
I seriously need to buy her for my Eila...
She would hug you and never let go, kind of like a clamp.
How soft is Marseille?
They are killing most of the best series before finishing them...
I'm still hoping for Charlotte... or Minna... Or Chris from Symphogear...
Her funbags are the softest of them all.
Damn, now I want to loveher.
I've never felt breasts before would Hanna consider it an honour my first time fondling would be hers?
>Her funbags are the softest of them all
Not even close!
Maybe Yoshika would recognize my suffering and let me fondle hers for hours on end while we sit there and talk about things.
Behind that tough shell, she's a gentle and soft beauty. She would be glad to be your first.
Why can't she be real? ;_;
Don't call Nipas Woozles "funbags". That's rude.
You'd need to get past her waifu first.
wrong picture though
> I hate how there aren't really any non-striker non-posable scale figs that aren't garage kits.
Yeah, this. I ended up building kits, shitty pic related. Actually, I think the one you posted is color resin, which makes things easier.
Raisa please. Hanna will never think of you that way, you will always just be her cute little wingman-imouto.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It's not that bad to be honest. Your paintwork looks better than mine Although by far I was just working on mecha kits
Are you using airbrush or do you paint by hand?
Can we all agree that Aurora is best Onee-chan?
Hey, you have two things I wanted to buy- the Sonya, and the bear-hand backscratcher. I know I still want the Sonya, but how is that backscratcher? I'm really considering buying like 10 of those things and just leaving them everywhere, because my back gets itchy a lot. This is important.
I like photography so I think I can make a decent impression with Keiko so that she lets me feel the softness.
See you guys tomorrow and keep the love alive
Mostly airbrush. She was the first resin kit I did.
Eh, I like her and the pose is cool. I still have this one to finish painting as well.
I wonder if Yoshika can cure my flu?
It extends to get those hard to reach places and is made from the finest materials.
Well worth the 3.99 I paid.
How fat are you? I can touch every inch of my body without even having to try.
I don't think it needs to be stated. Facts is facts.
Not Fat, Just poor flexibility and joints, I was in an accident so im no good an the physical stuff anymore.
Sorry for bullying you anon.
Thanks man, I think I'll go ahead and grab a few of them.
Not that /a/non, but 5'5'' 115lb over here. I can reach every part of my back, but not comfortably enough. That, and I bite my fingernails down; I need something sharp to satisfy my itches.
Didn't know you were. lol
Minna is love, Minna is life.
Late night Bump, and I'm going to sleep.
Pure bliss. Like a fluffy, perfect cloud, firm but soft, responding to every caress and squeeze in amazingly loving and subtle manners as any troubles you've ever had melt away in her heavenly angelic arms.
Give me what I want or I will do it! I'm serious!
Love is kill
It's been so lively too.
what do you want?
You know damn well what I want! Don't make me go higher!
Is it Null?
Do you want Null?
What ever it is you want, I'm not giving it to you.
Its seems like your choice now is to use That.
You are one cold motherfucker
Is it Helma?
GODDAMMIT MOOT WHERE'D MY PICTURE GO
I'm going to sleep.
Have sleepy sleep time anons.
Wow, seems like love threads are on a roll these few days
indeed, by my count i think it's 6
Who's the youngest witch?
Zucchini? Was twelve in s1.
Well, if you count the LNs as canon, then Ursula (and presumably Erica) was serving at the age of 10 in 1939.
There's problems with that though. I don't know what months the LNs take place in, but their birthday is April 19th, the war began IRL on September 1st, and Erica (and thus Ursula) is 17 in Season 2, which takes place in 1945.
For all that to fit together, the LNs would have to take place prior to April 19th, then they turn 11 while it's still 1939, and 6 years later they turn 17. I'm pretty sure the war's supposed to start on the historical date, so none of that really adds up between sources.
I personally don't really see the LNs as being considered an entirely canon material anymore, too much has been retconned in much more visible elements of the franchise.
The youngest witch in this 'new canon' might be Lucchini, but I don't know all the ages of all the auxiliary characters, so I can't say for sure.
Erica kicking ass and taking names for the past 7 years. Loli Erica kicking ass and taking names. The reason she's so lazy and general doesn't care about stuff is because she's seen it all before and nothing surprises her any more
Sluttiest witch here
Fuck you buddy, she's pure.
I'll fight you mate
You mean most moe witch.
You and me both.
I wish there were more pictures of her in different outfits. Why has she almost no good-looking fanart? Are her fans too busy getting drunk?
That's it, I need to buy an Erica daki!
They're busy dreaming of her.
Are these still available anywhere?
Don't you guys let the love die!
I want to be dominated by Marseille.
Why is she so perfect?
Light colored hair, blue eyes, perfect breast size, dominant.
Gooood morning Witchville.
'tis a fluffy afternoon.
I want to befriend Heidi.
She's so pure.
too pure you could say.....
All she wants is friends.
According to that one doujin though she wants friends to do naughty things to every part of her body. But that's not true at all.
I support this.
where the hamburgers at?
Sausage and biscuits for breakfast.
Almost a hamburger.
Waking up, curing hangovers, and/or still sleeping.
Sounds good, only got shitty bisquick pancakes.
Heidi that's not what friends are for
What about friends with benefits?
wud u a cosplaying VA?
I wonder if I should start namefagging by now.
Everyone in the 501st is supposed to be speaking English between nationalities, so the whole thing is basically dubbed... which doesn't really bring you any closer to the characters with the Japanese voice actors.
These pictures are funny though.
anyone got a working link for the rest of this translated?
Here you go.
How would you spend an evenig with Aurora?
Asking her to bring me to Marseille.
I'd let her sleep on my bed or do whatever she wants while I dump images in SW threads.
I'd drink with her until we roll around laughing and mocking each other. Suddenly, our lips touch and we proceed to have amazing sex.
After that, we'd cuddle ourselves to sleep.
Its up to you. I have no problems with namefags, but others are usually unreceptive.
Tea and cakes.
Get drunk, get in fights, get even drunker, then wake up on the floor the next morning trying to figure out what happen.
Ow fuck my eyes. Post the proper link, please.
It seems that I'm to stupid to overcome sad panda.
Shame on me, I know.
The birthplace of my favorite image.
When was the last time you tried drawing your witchfu?
It's a comedy goldmine. Based Mozu.
>make account on e hentai
>open sad panda
I can do it on my phone its not that hard
A year ago.
I wonder if there is a unit composed entirely of loli witches, knowing Humikane there probably is in some way.
No. And you known wrong. So completely wrong.
Johannah will never be your teacher.
Is Johanna like Trude's oneechan?
Flustered Trude is a miracle of the universe.
You got that true.
It saddens me more that I will never get to drink or dance with any of them.
i'm not much one for crack pairings but Eclair makes me diamonds.
I also like Lynette x Minna.
I know exactly what you mean.
I think it's the fact they are both fixated on imouto figures that it works so well.
This is now Eclair time.
>Eila cross dressing me as Sanya and doing lewdness to me.
Oh shit I'm not the only one.
We'll never get a doujin about a trap male witch (they exist in canon) trying to sneak into the Strike Witches and getting caught and lewdly punished ;_;
You got it boss.
I can't take this shit boss.
People bleed when they are kill
This is wrong on so many levels ;~;
Contributing to the thread, btw
Same here. I want to get drunk and cuddle with Marseille so bad it hurts.
They will never be real ;_;
I know Gertrude doesn't collect men but I want her to make me a surrogate brother.
There needs to be more Eila x Trude art
Does Eila love breasts as much as Miyafuji?
I'm usually not even attracted to girls that aren't black haired but Marseille is different.
Nah, she just enjoys teasing others.
I know exactly what you mean, for me black haired is best but I find blond and brunette shit tier but Marsielle and Gertrude are exceptions.
teasing is nice.
Do you ever dream of Witches?
If yes, what happens?
And what do you need to do to ensure you dream of them?
Yeah. Most often I dream about cuddling with Eila.
As for what to do - simply thinking about them till you fall asleep. Works for me.
Yeah. Its usually just scenarios I run through my head. Like what it would be like if I married a witch, took one out on a date, lewd things, etc. I just have to think pure things about them before I fall asleep or tell myself that they would love me if they were real ;~;
Mostly they're about Nipa.
I sadly can't control my dreams at all
But I kissed Eila while taking a shower with her (no lewd stuff though) in a dream once and it was the most magical thing ever
she has appeared in a couple, but nothing else interesting has happened
Oh this so much...
Two lewd ones I already mentioned.
First one was about me, Yoshika and Lynette having a threesome and it ended with me waking up the next morning while I was cuddling Yoshika as Lynette made us a breakfast.
Second one was about Eila crossdressing me since she noticed my eyes are the same colour as Sanya's and managed to fit me into her uniform then put a wig on me and did lewd to me.
I've had two. First one I was talking to Sakamoto and Minna at what seemed like a ball, then I turned and walked up to a man that had a cigar and shot him then jumped out a window. Woke up realizing I had just shot Churchill. The second I hardly remember but Beurling was there and we were smoking, maybe we were on a bench? Spent the next few days wanting a smoke even though I've never had a smoke in my life.
As for the second part, I've never tried to do anything to control my dreams, they just happen.
I have heard about that dream before, when I can get my hands on this you will have to be there to tell me the whole story
The olny lewd dream I truly remember having that involved Nipa was where her and Eila were both snuggling up against me and wanted to breast feed me
It was very vivid
Uh, I rather meant that second one (should clarified that...)
Still nice dream though
All these lewd fucks
You should be having SFW dreams with any of the witches
For shame /a/
When I showered with Eila I only barely touched her oppai and the kiss was very tame
I didn't even look down I swear!
her skin is so soft
I've only had one SW related dream. It was about me drawing a picture of Nipa. It was pretty good. I wish I really could draw that well.
I tend to forget all about my dreams within an hour of waking up. I might have flown across Europe with the witches countless times.
If you had to pick. Cuddling or drinking, what would you prefer?
No drunk cuddling allowed?
Depends on the Witch, I guess...
Or just as one anon said, drunk cuddling
If your implying that drinking doesn't lead to cuddling automatically, I'd still prefer to drink and mess around with her.
We still can do lewd things when we get to know each other better. It will never happen ;_;
I was thinking about showering with someone for some reason, Eila was on my mind as always. So, I had a dream where we were in the shower, all I really remember is kissing her and wondering what her oppai felt like, then feeling it. I remember her skin being really really soft. Sorry anon, I don't remember much
>not the sauna
Still pretty cool story
Sanya's gonna love her present.
Eila will never rape you in a sauna.
Kill me now.
I actually love saunas so much
oh god I love Eila, oh god anon, please
It's not rape if you want it
I see a Moomin house in the bottom left corner.
I've had like four dreams about lying in bed with Nipa. We didn't do anything lewd. Waking up was cruel.
Japs love Moomin
What would you do if Eila suddenly developed a crush on you?
Ignore her advances like Sanya does
Rejoice, as I've been transported to the world of witches. 2D is best D after Eila's handsome girl D.
Spend time with her, take her out to a sauna, have our first kiss, develop a meaningful relationship, ask her to marry me, wake up ;_;
I'd tell her that Sanya needs her love more than I do.
Love her tenderly with my whole heart
I like you
Sorry Sanya, I wan't Eila as well
How would life be in the Witches' world?
Would you have to fight in the war?
Could you even meet the witches?
Would your favourite witch like you?
My plan would be to become a war journalist and write several biographies on witches.
It's a good excuse to get close to favourites.
I would hope that someone would invent mecha/powered armors of some sort so that we would be able to fight alongside them
Sadly I would never meet them, I would give anything to be their cook or something, but if I was just placed far away without magical powers there is no way
I've seen them at cons and such but they're like $7 a pop and also if you live in a shitty country like America they don't make phones with strap holes anymore.
Also which witch would love me the most if I used my wartime journalism connections to get them exposed in the public eye as much as possible?
And that's why you don't buy overpriced merch at cons
They buy online where anyone can get it and sell it at cons for 3 or 4 times it's value to make a profit
What a slut
So I start out as a work colleague getting her exposed in the public eye and more famous then eventually she will love me and be mine.
I would write a very long biography about Beurling and I would comfort her when she gets emotive about something that I've asked her and on the copy of the published book that I will give to her, at the end of the book she will find a note saying how much I love her.
You and your favourite witch will never work together to help write their biography.
I will never light her cigarette with mine ;_;
I wonder what the witches would smell like?
Why people ponder over these things?
Gun powder and sweet sweat
piss and shit
How would you react if a witch dies? Not just one from that country far away whose name was mentioned just once, but one of the "important" ones.
I think it would break my heart ;_;
Don't watch season 3.
Is that official art or just really good fanart?
It's fanart, even though the drawing style resembles the crappy pin-up posters you consider "official art"
I wonder what books Shirley would read? Probably ones about mechanics.
Oh God how I wish I was Luchinni in that picture.
Erica is so hot in this picture it physically hurts
Oh man those are some old jokes
I miss them though
why didn't anyone tell me about this?
You gotta check the thread daily, anon
Just watched the movie.
Man that was disappointing
Sadly, no. ;_;
I wish I'd rather just have no dreams at all.
Imagine how I feel for preordering it for about 100euro in total. I'm making myself like it. At least I threw some money down their throats which they can use on S3.
I hope that included shipping?
This anon gets it: >>100973511
That's exactly why I bought both seasons on DVD.
And the bare breasts of course.
Shipping, yes, but what annoyed me even more were the fucking custom taxes. I hate customs so much. Free trade zone between europe and japan when?
At least they made kinda up for it with putting a lot of really nice stuff, books and such, in the box. Really like that.
Apart from that, good call.
>the drawing style resembles the crappy pin-up posters you consider "official art"
>Free trade zone between europe and japan when?
Once the Pact of Steel rises again, of course
See >>100978517 for example.
Felt like the movie was just introduce more witches
Too bad it got a little all over the place and lost focus but if it was just an introduction for the new joint forces yeah it worked
It always astounds me how much crap Japan put in their products for pre-order.
I think we just get t-shirts or some other stuff.
That's basically 45% of the show right there
The movie was utterly directionless, which is a shame because some of the scenes on their own were kick ass. The bit with Erica and Trude patrolling the Ardennes and blowing shit away was awesome fun.
>you will never drive across Europe with Shirley.
You and Shirley will never camp out in a forest, sharing beers over a fire and end up having to share a sleeping bag where a drunken Shirley takes your virginity.
Would you be lazy with Erica?
I'm quite lazy as is, so why not?
I would rather have Gerturde lovingly yell at me out of my lazy ways and help me achieve some form of greatness.
I'm already quite lazy, so we can be lazy together. And cuddle.
what was the canon reason for them being in underwear all the time again?
I'm lazy anyway, so sure. I also have a lot of weed which she seems to like according to
They don't really consider it underwear.
What are you talking about? They're pants.
Which witch is best going full dere mode?
I think it's Gertrude.
I want Minna to take my virginity.
She's so gentle and soft.
Get in line.
Her motherly personality would make it so wonderful too.
That preview cracked me up
What, that was SW? I remember seeing this recently
What witches do you think are virgins and which do you think aren't? I think Shirley isn't a virgin, Minna obviously, Gertrude is probably one along with Erica.
It's from Sex jokes 101 the anime: High school edition
Thanks, was really confused.
Only Minna has seen a dick
They're all pure virgins. Enough said.
It's lewd to think that they might have had sex.
Shirley did while she was being a speed freak
Those are probably the only two, but the real question is, who of them masturbates?
Gertrude probably does it frequently, I don't know why but I see her doing it the most next to Eila in 501.
WHO do they masturbate to?
Didn't Marsielle fuck Rommel at one point? I could've sworn I read that somewhere.
I don't recall seeing a dick in this scene
Also everybody knows 2D girls masturbate to 3D guys they see on tv
>implying they know of such obscenities
Nah Mio takes the cake
Some of the younger ones have probably tried but not really understood, 2 pure
I like the idea of Erica doing it, thinking about Trude
Why would Mio masturbate regularly when she can get dick anytime she wants from what's his face?
But he's super dead
Hijikata you mean? He wouldn't dare to touch his superior.
What's the best place to find out info on witches in this universe? The LNs?
I watched the first season, liked it, but it seems that there's a ton of witches beyond the 501st, I keep seeing ones I really like but I don't know much beyond their looks.
I'm just gonna have to read the manga/LNs, am I?
(Well, there's a wiki but like fuck if I'm going to use a wiki)
It's useful if you don't want to read anything
Other than that yeah don't be lazy and read the manga
>like fuck if I'm going to use a wiki
Huh? Why not? What could be more convenient?
If you're embarrassed to use the wiki for some reason because for whatever reason I was too just think about the face that you're watching a show about little girls with airplane legs shooting aliens and it makes it more tolerable.
I don't really know. I just know that in the Kancolle threads we hate the wiki for...I'm honestly not sure why. But we do, and I assumed that you guys would hate the SW wiki as well. Guess I was wrong.
KancollexStrikeWitches crossover when?
>watching a show about little girls with airplane legs shooting aliens
What's wrong with that son?
Nothing, I'm just saying it's more justifiable.
Well the guy who owns the wiki is a brick and the only reason we like the wiki is cause he doesn't post anything anymore and it's all done by fans
"Strike Witches" in "Another Century's Episode" when? Or in SRW at least?
could be worse, at least it's not on wikia... OH WAIT
What do you mean a brick?
But this was pretty fun
I need to play this and PSP game someday... DS one was tactical RPG? Because I remember seeing video on YT and it featured maps and stuff.
I still hope, that SW will someday make it into SRW. It would be hilarious to see them together with "End of Eva", "Zambot-3" or other grimdark shows
Oh shit where do I start?
Well for starts he's a massive Perrine fag and lets everyone know that
Doesn't know runes, nothing about /k/ nor actual history
At first didn't allowed anyone to post news from the twitters
But then he gave up and let everyone pitch in and add to the wiki eventually
Haven't heard anything from him now but than again I haven't paid too much attention to the wiki lately
That would explain the shittyness of the emergency cuteness button.
>it featured maps and stuff
Oh that's the first DS one I don't what's going on with that one
The pic related was the second DS and it's a lot of fun
Touch witches awkwardly to give them power than play a 3 piece color puzzle to do more dmg per hit
I know nothing about /k/ in general, but I've been here for years.
Out of curiosity, how many people here are actually from /k/?
I'm just here for the cute girls and the fact I'm a bit of a history buff so the WWII setting and characters appeal to me.
>Well for starts he's a massive Perrine fag
You have a problem with this? This blonde goddess right here?
J'taim belle femme
>goddess (aka Marseille)
Goddammit she's a slut.
/a/ fag myself and always lurked /a/ for that same reason
But when the show airs all the /k/ and /u/ fags come together for the SW shit was magical and now I think it's just /a/ lurking here on almost ded love
>check /k/ out of curiosity
>second thread is a GuP/SW thread
Guess I found a new board.
on that bottom left one, perrine is the other one that is alone, the one with the arrow just separated from her friend, perrine had none to begin with
I enjoy it much more without /k/ fags. I hate these people, they're almost as bad as /sp/. They ruined upotte and a few other threads for me, week for week
Every witch is a Goddess.
I'm not a big fan of that general cause it's a huge mess
I wanna talk about pure angels and they post pants and muh freedom and sluts that are guns and makes me confused
Perrine looks like she has a good pair of breasts in there which is weird considering she's shown flat.
She's pushing them forwards to cover her cutch
She is a bit bustier than Lunicchini if I recall
She's just pushing the flabby skin on her chest together. You've never done that before? Unless you have chiseled pecs 11/10 /fit/-master race body you can pretend you have boobs.
From endless personal attempts, I can tell you, If you are really skinny this doesnt work
the skin folds in the wrong places rather than right in the middle
It still bugs me that Eila isn't the husband in this picture
Then you have the previously mentioned chiseled pecs 11/10 /fit/-master race body and therefore are excluded.
Why is being extremely skinny "11/10 /fit/-master race body"
It's not fit at all.
Making people feel bad for being /fit/ because of fast metabolism
>I will never have manboobs to squeeze whenever I want
She is bigger then Lucchini, Yoshika, Sanya, and maybe Erica. She just doesn't wear clothes that show them off, but if you watch the bath scenes you can tell.
/fit/ != lifts
Saying /fit/ is just skinny if I recall correctly
I might be wrong on this one
Let's compare to rest of the neckbearded, overweight users of this board.
Yep, you're fit.
Sanya looks more like a scared child than a bride
Eila looks magnificent in a suit.
I like how in the games you're always Yoshika and you're trying to get lewd with anyone in the 501st or 504th
I am skinnier than what this outfit is made for, I would have to get it altered to be longer and tighter around the stomach. And hand made costumes look terrible
>you will never be as short as Sanya
Eila looks magnificent, especially in a suit
I can help you with that
I at least try to shave my neckbeard when I can.
That's would be the shortest manlet I've ever seen
Use a belt?
>hand made costumes look terrible
Yeah, if you suck at sewing. It's like anything, with practice you get better. I've had some pretty ballin' costumes made for me. Hoping to do Erica if I can tuck my dick right.
I wonder if I can fit into it.
Maybe we could enact my lewd Eila fantasy?
You lewd faggots we already talked about this
I bet you're the US faggot who made me go to /b/ just to find out I'm a Eurofag
Sanya's only 152cm. That's like 5; even
That is more like sanyas height, I would have to get it altered anyway
I would mostly buy it for the pieces and replace the crazy short shirt
Sell me a sanya costume
My dick tucks well, I can pull off girl
But I want to be with Eila!
Nope, that was me
Like I said, I would fly to Europe to be with Eila, it's just hard to find a proper costume and I don't trust that you are actually cute
That feel when you live in England but not in the correct timeline so you can't go on a road trip to 501's Dover base.
Speaking of heights, how the hell is the difference in the 501st only like 8in/19cm? I'm as tall as Shirley and I'm only 5'5".
inb4 chink height
Strike Witches: Manlet General?
I can't sew either, I said I has some made for me. But sewing machines aren't too expensive and if you learn fast you can start making/selling them pretty quick to turn your investment around. Honestly I'd ask /cgl/ for more info.
You can go look at the real bases and aircraft though. That's still cool.
In the sky, how tall you stand doesn't apply anon
The actual people in this thread are just not sharing our 186cm heights
Sorry, I'm 185cm/6'1'.
>Shirley is 167cm/65.7in
>Lucchini is 148cm/58.2in
More like Manlets and Faggots General
I don't mind it too much as long we keep it snappy
You're right not to trust me I'm not that sure about a trap Sanya just yet
182cm here. Short people just post more in order to feel good about themselves
Didn't some guy post pictures of himself going around the base with a Lynette figma?
At least i'm small enough so that when Shirley hugs me my face plants right into her breasts.
1.86m tall Eurofag going to sleep.
Keep the love alive guys.
And pray that I can dream of Marseille and her sweet, delicious body.
Hey I remember your thread.
Go to sleep already.
In one of the DS games you play as Takei and get close to the 501 girls.
How close is close?
I played that one. Then I realized I can't into moonrunes and stopped.
English patch when?
>English patch when?
That is shit if you cant runes but the second one is a lot easier even if you can't read
Who is purest witch and why is it Lynette?
Takei and Shirley taking a bath in an oil drum together. Which contradicts the anime, since Shirley said that she takes up the entire drum herself.
I want to take an oil drum bath with Shirley.
It would be heaven.
Sorry to break it to you but Marseille only likes manlets and manlets only.
Lucky for me I guess.
Shirley just said that because she secretly hates the rest of 501
That's her daughter
You'll never marry Shirley and raise Luchinni as your daughter.
I wonder how many tears will be shed the day the OVA comes out and they have to depart since the war is over?
The 501st has been disbanded like 10 fucking times, it will all be good
>since the war is over
Why would they end the whole plot?
I want the OVA to be about Shirley and Luchinni's travels in Africa, I wonder if they ever met up with Hanna's unit?
Read the 1.5 manga.
That already happened between the anime seasons.
How can they have kids if my love is stronger?
Sometimes if you love someone you have to let go.
>Their daughter is playing with a plane that Eila's Striker Units were based on
But it hurts too much
Except if you're Dom and convince your high ups to make Jane your permanent wingman.
How much could I get for the Marsielle novel if I decide one day to put it up on ebay?
That's why I said sometimes.
>selling a treasure of the universe
You'll never stop over at Dom and Jane's while you're on a road trip with Shirley and O'Hare.
Just for today, okay?
Who would even kick Sanya out of their bed? Monsters that's who!
But she's afraid of monsters and needs someone to sleep with her so she'll feel safe
But if I do that then i'm bound to be punished by Eila in some way.
What have I been doing all day?
Please Anon it gets too only lonely sleeping alone
Just for today okay.
Would Sanya like to be cuddled or would she be doing it?
I don't follow, is singing a little song before bed acceptable?
It as in the cuddling.
> is singing a little song before bed acceptable?.
Also my countries tabloids would have a field day if they found me in bed with a Russian underage girl.
Forgot to write it's absolute acceptable you can sing me a song before bed.
So I can sing you a lullaby but we can't sleep together because of the tabloids?
Who cares about the tabloids, get into my bed and cuddle me Sanya.
Eila is welcomed.
Eila can't find out
Last time I missed my room Eila went on a rampage and it got ugly
Would it be OK if I distract Eila?
What would be the best way to distract Eila?
Hmmm, maybe giving her Sanya related merchandise?
Other than that, trying to take her somewhere? I don't know, maybe she has some music band she likes or something? Then it would be possible to take her to the concert or something...
I don't know guys it was really hard for everyone to see Eila that mad
That will actually happen soon.
I heard Yeagar commented on his SW counterpart that "At least they made me hot" can anyone confirm if this is true or not.
Ah jeez now I feel bad for making it
And yes at some point I heard he has a twitter and everything
Is Sanya the greatest manipulator Orssuia has to offer?
I don't know what you're talking about
I have no idea what you are talking about
I made that one in a hurry to reply here's a better looking one
She is too pure to have evil instincts
I want to cuddle Sanya badly but she looks so fragile and delicate that I might break her if I do.
She goes to the sky's with a huge rocket launcher
I think she can handle some cuddling
Is she stronger than Gertrude though?
I don't think so, especially considering that one episode from S2 in which Barkhorn equips so many weapons and yet is still able to fly.
No one is meant to be stronger than Trude because her magic is to be the Hulk
Trude, please. You ain't got shit on Inagaki.
How heavy are I-beams?
I think the Fliegerhammer is supposed to be pretty lightweight, and being a rocket launcher there's not going to be any significant recoil.
It might be the most user friendly weapon out of everything the 501st carries.
I would smash Trude.
With my manhood.
That tiny thing? Please. Not nearly as heavy as two 40mm bofors gun or 88mm flak cannon
I imagined her reaction to me slapping my dick against her cheek just now.. damn I hate being 3D
Remember seeing a scene where a soldier is pissing himself cause it's too heavy and Sanya picks it up like it's nothing
Can't remember what episode
If anything Gertrude would be the man in the bedroom and you wouldn't be able to walk right for a couple days.
That doesn't sound familiar at all.
I just realized my plan if I was in the witches universe to get close to Marsielle has already been taking by Keiko.
That crafty bastard.
I imagine she would be a fantastic lover, but if you do something stupid like that she would beat your ass, then use your own dick to fuck it.
After further viewing I was thinking of Yoshika in the ova
Keiko is best witch.
I'll be taking my leave
Hope you faggots can handle the weather
Maybe me and her could come to some sort of compromise regarding Marseille.
Something like she gets her through the week and I get her on weekends.
It is currently -3 F with 18 mph winds and snowing here, my Sanya would feel right at home. Just make some hot coca and curl up together under a blanket.
How would your Witch feel if she was with you right now?
Would Eila help me learn Descriptive Grammar of English?God I hate exams
Other than that, I guess she would be happy that we are sitting together, listening to the music and building kits.
Not sure how she would react to 4chan browsing though.
Cold weather witches are best witches
Gives you more of an excuse to cuddle under a blanket with them.
Bump for more love
Sanya never needs an excuse to cuddle, she just loves it
I want more witches in winter clothing.
How would Eila react if she suddenly came into Sanya's room and found me cuddling her under the blankets, obviously doing non lewd.
I want more witches in thigh-high socks and pantyhose, especially Erica
Eila can join in, I have enough love to cuddle them both.
Both at the same time? That sounds uncomfortable.
Funny, I had that same request yesterday
Funny because I made the same request yesterday. There just needs to be more art of this.
An interesting field I have not tapped into yet
Is Erica for lewd or loving in a manner you would your younger sister?
Best ace reporting in
Neither. She's for loving an equal partner.
Also, imoutos are for lewd stuff. Erica is way too old for imouto.
I can't say I'm a huge fan of wakamoto though
Sisterly for those who love another witch, Loving romantically in a sweet and tender manner for people with brains
I was unfortunate not to be blessed with an imouto if I bribed Erica with chocolate would she become my surrogate?
tetsuko a shit
She's not a whore and I'm personally offended. Goes without saying, if this wouldn't be a SW thread my answer would be much less polite.
If you bribed her with chocolate she would nag for more then take it and go away so yes, exactly like a little sister
You will never spoil Erica with chocolate and Ursula with books.
She wants it.
In the ass?
Butt of course.
Love dead, am I the only Eurobro keeping it alive.
No, but I'm just about now or soon going to sleep.
Hyvää yötä/Head ööd.
Good morning you magnificent bastards.
Isn't that eesti keel?
They should just show that smile to all the neuroi and be done with the war.
I would make Sanya as happy as possible just to see that smile.
Please stop trying so hard.
Would Erica do the job of keeping the love alive and well while I take a break?
Of course she would. Get some rest anon, you need it. Me and Erica will keep watch.
Also I was referencing what Erica said to Gertrude in the Humikane tweet about her retiring.
Good day witchbros
> RC: got cilkip
I want to ride the Transsiberian Railway with Sanya.
Inagaki cheats. Her magic is weight reduction of equipment. Whilst Barkhorn's magic is insane doping of her physical strength. Thats why Barkhorn needed a Jet Striker to even take while carrying all that equipment in S2 whilst Inagaki dual wields two motherfucking Bofors and still manages to take off despite only using a regular striker.
If they get into a fist fight, a uppercut from Barkhorn might as well decapitate Inagaki's head and send it flying away.
Nishizawa was better than you
I want Gertrude to read me Faust as a bed time story.
So I just got permission to name my daughter if ever have one Erica Franceska and I have never been happier. Best witches are best.
However you spell it. I was used to a German spelling.
I didn't realize how close to the spelling you were. Looking at how you spelled it just looked wrong, oh well.
The wiki says it's Francesca. I think they're both actual spellings though.
Where does the vulva end?
I don't know and it confuses me.
Sometimes they draw it all the way to the anus.
It's like, vulva, vulva, vulva, anus.
That's the best kind of posterior.
If it's legal in Japan it's legal enough for me.
Who would you want to spend a night with?
For me it's either Erica, Minna or Marseille.
Federica and her fine Mediterranean body.
You just want to do lewd things.
She probably would too...
You know it pal.
It would be fun to have a few drinks and talk about how to kidnap Lyn.
Going to spend what's left of the night with my angel right now.
So I have a question, would anyone be interested in a SW podcast type thing? Maybe that or just some YouTube videos where we could talk and report news if there's news to report. We could bring different anons to guest and stuff. Just an idea I've had in my head for a few days.
Bumping this one last time to keep it alive, but me and Erika are done for today. See you tomorrow folks. Thread almost reached the bumplimit anyway.
Nice idea in general, but there's barely stuff to report about SW currently. Maybe when the new season gets closer
It'd probably be just SW general talk, but hey, that can still be fun. I guess it's not really different than here other than you'd actually get to talk.
Would be fun, possibly start it a bit closer to the OVA and S3 so we have more to talk about though
Why not make a new thread later and bring it up? As I mentioned, this one will reach the bumplimit soon. If we can get enough to roll with it, I'm in. Should be fun.
Yeah, sounds good. I'll see if this one 404's and if I'm still awake I'll go ahead and make the new one.
I figure now is a good time just so the kinks could get worked out. You know, like getting people that could come back and talk or the technical details down.
True true, that sounds pretty good!
Fuck I'm dumb
490 posts, slow thread
Calm your tits, horseman.
>no "strike witches" or "love is alive and well" in the OP
Those three autists will find and kill you
It's stupid because it's easy to find the thread that way, it's the only reason it's put there.