So they pretty much watched him jack off right?
Sounds like something Fuyutsuki would do.
Betamax old man.
who WOULDNT rub one out?
Me, I mean.
It's a walking boner killer, so...
>It's a walking boner killer, so...
Only when she opens her mouth
People sure love to give him shit. Is it because he is old and that's not cool?
It's because he is beta.
Is Eva the only anime to actually go as far as showing a main character do something as depraved and fucked up as jacking it to a comatose girl and then showing the cum on his hand? Of course, hentai doesn't count.
How can you not cum on her in that situation though?
What a loser.
The line between what is hentai and what isn't is a fine one indeed anon.
I would hop into the bed and cuddle her. why anyone would do anything else is beyond me.
Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
Just look at his father whos keeping naked teenage clones of his wife around. Must be in the family
>even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
Yui seems like a bad catch if she went for a guy like gendo
> Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
Oh come on. You act like it was practically malicious on Shinji's part. He was just horny and lonely.
Girls like alpha males. Even though they're often jackasses.
Well he was pretty passionate about their relationship.
He pretty much wanted to end the world to see her again and stuff.
That's true love right here, what more can a woman want?
>even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
It's just a fact of life.
Is there any pic of Gendo fucking someone doggy style but with his hands in his signature position?
Laughing their asses off the entire time, yeah. There was something of an office pool within the Command Center on what he'd do. Hyuga won, probably by channeling what he'd do in the same situation, substituting Asuka for Misato.
If he was horny and lonely HE SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING WHEN SHE LITERALLY KISSED HIM
The problem will be when yui finds out the things he did to get to her
no one cares about that samefag stop being a fag
Yeah, that's what i depressed teen with no confidence should've done.
>Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
I never understood how they couldnt have offered shinji a prostitute or something to relieve stress
Or at least give him a rei clone to play around
He should have held her
I would hold her ;_;
He wanted more of a emotional release than a physical one, but all the emotional tension was necessary for the plan.
Would Yui reject Shinji if he stopped being a virgin?
Ya, all the pilots were under constant surveillance and guard. They probably had Misatos place wired up too.
Why is this so arousing? Is there any porn of this delicious age gap of Shinji and Fuyutsuki?
>I'm so fucked up.
Bet that made for some amusement on the brige that day.
Long hair dude, glasses dude and lesbo chick were probably laughing their asses off.
Fuck off waifufag.
Asukafags are some of the most insufferable and unlikeable cunts to ever post on this board.
Don't worry though, you are still worlds more insufferable and unlikeable.
Don't be rude.
>Come on you little fag. Jizz in her face, in her face!
I dont think they cared much. Didnt he put her in the hospital in the first place by chocking her?
If they didnt arrest him for that why would they care if he molests her
It's time for a rewatch, anon.
>i have a boner
He never ACTUALLY choked her it all happened in his head.
No, she was mindfucked by that one angel wasn't she?
Nice comeback faglord.
Shouldn't you be fantasizing about how you could fix all of Asuka's problems and make her love you by giving her a hug, you fucking neckbeard?
Probably half of the nerv crew were over her while she was unconscious.
Like in Kill Bill.
Why? She wasnt in a coma after the angel mindfucked her so it was shinji right?
And why do you think she tried to kill herself?
Remember the bathtub?
Wow I barely remember that scene. They played it off as comedic too. I thought his reaction was pretty realistic considering his state of mind; social anxiety can cripple your libido, I'm sure there are at least a few people on here who can attest to that.
Daily reminder that Aoba didn't love anyone.
Yeah, it was kind of a big deal.
Don't you mean Kill la Bill?
Because she finally realised that she was useless as an Eva pilot and tried to kill herself.
Or he was into multiple Reis raping him.
Do you know?
It was a little odd to take a bath in that rusty water.
The choking happened in shinjis mind during that instrumentality bullshit and at the end of EoE when he came back to the real world. She was in the hospital after the bodyguards found her body in that destroyed house in the bathtub when she was too depressed to move. I think she was awake the whole time too but didnt want to acknowledge shinji so hed leave him alone. She knew what happened.
Neither do I. ;_;
That was a suicide attempt? I always assumed it was just rotten water
Nah, if he was into it then he wouldn't be hiding and crying in the corner.
Daily reminder that Aoba's literaly wished for his own harem of Rei clones.
>being a waifufag
His only love was trve metal.
>it was just rotten water
You're worse than the "I thought they just shared the same bed" guy.
fuck. me too. i NEVER thought of it as blood.
>I thought they just shared the same bed
Are you telling me they didn't?
You mean you NERVer thought it was blood?
>S-Shouldn't we call the Major?
No he just realized he fucked up big tima at the last moment.
She was being a dramaqueen since NERV suspended her from being an Eva pilot.
You fucked up Carlos
You got some NERV making a joke like that.
>I thought they just shared the same bed
What scene is this referring to?
I bet Misato was the one watching him. She was probably behind her desk schlicking her mature crundle while watching Shinji, who she wants to fuck secretly, rub one off to the cunt Asuka. God, I wish I was in the evangelion universe and I was a pilot amongst the kids. Fuck my boring, mundane life.
>Oh I bet you would LOVE to call the major right now, right?
what in the fuck is a crundle?
Fucking Kon-Kit, man.
>Gendo watching his son masturbate
>Gendo masturbating to his son masturbating
My penis has reached Pluto.
That's a good picture there anon, got anymore? For research purposes of course.
Jesus christ why
Haruto raped Saki
MC from YnS fucks his sister
You're one strange cookie.
I want to fuck Misato's lewd cunt.
Found it on google+. You know, Google+ is very innovative. Do you have an account?
Thanks for reminding me I'm on 4chan.
He has an army of prepubescent fuck dolls who all look exactly like his dead wife but younger.
I thought she was mensturating into the tub.
Which disgusted me.
I wouldnt even be surprised if he got some shinji clones growing in lab somewhere just in case
But they don't work unless you put a soul into them, and then if you hurt their feelings they will make sure you end up dead.
Joke aside, no I never though it was blood. I thought it was just dirty water filled with rust particles, given how old, rundown, and damaged the pipes looked.
He doesn't fuck them, though -- they just stare at each other smiling for god knows how long.
YnS is adapted from hentai.
Saki got consensually raped.
Third impact soon anons.
Sounds like a sweet deal to me
>God, I wish I was in the evangelion universe and I was a pilot amongst the kids. Fuck my boring, mundane life.
i just wish i was the mc of an exciting anime thats all. ;_;
Huh.. I didn't realize this either. And just when I thought the original series couldn't get any more depressing.
>CAN WE GO ONE GOD DAMN DAY WITHOUT YOU REFERENCING YOUR BONER
So what? If you couldn't fuck soulless things insert tasteless prostitute joke here.
They dont have to work you just have to put your dick into them. And without a soul, what feelings?
If I remember correctly the US VHSes has some bad colouring or something and in that scene the red didn't even look like blood.
Reminds me of that /cgl/ picture
One day I will force myself to finish this show.
As if one betamax faggot wasn't enough.
>they don't work
My dick sure as hell does, soul or no soul.
Same here. Whose brilliant idea was it to make the scene take place in a rusty bathtub? There aren't even knives or anything present.
You haven't made a point.
The post I quoted was asking if any other anime has shown such a thing.
But Shinji is a mix of Gendo's own blood and his real wive's blood. Shinji is literally a physical body in which Gendo and Yui are merged, don't you understand how arousing it must be for Gendo?
I usually dislike fan dubs and comedies but gigguks shit is awesome and all of the voices are done very well and so is the humor
Looks like rust to me and giving the shower head is also rusty it makes more sense.
>implying that isn't the whole point
He said except hentai, and you've given a hentai example.
He said depraved, consensual rape is not depraved.
Now it just sounds like necrophilia without the stench.
A nasty little critter that is more of an annoyance than a threat.
This one was my favorite.
Couldn't they pay someone to pretend to care for him from time to time? If you feed off angst you can always reveal that the one trü love was a lie all along.
02 never rejected azuka.
00 needed rei to be humiliated to function.
there's broken tiles literally everywhere
Hey, look, it's Shinji :^)
Gigguk please go.
>implying anyone who isn't super space gay jesus would give a flipping fuck about Shinji
They did pay somebody to care about him though, he just turned out to be an angle.
>Couldn't they pay someone to pretend to care for him from time to time? If you feed off angst you can always reveal that the one trü love was a lie all along.
But that would go against the scenario.
Yeah,but some people like to pretend they'd be all Kamina on any challenge they face. Those opinions slowlybecomebackground noise in eva threads.
I don't think Kaworu was on the SEELE payroll. For all we know, the old men could have been repeatedly fucking him in his boypussy long before he met Shinji.
But anon, you are, your anime is just a shity SoL anime.
I feel the same way he ended EvaBridged 4.0 really fucking well i liked the Sorichio days part cause I'm 15
Is this guy serious
>But that would go against the scenario.
Which was? Because i dont fucking remember anymore. Was there a need for him to be unhappy?
The point is that there is some degree of ambiguity as to whether it's blood or rust, since rust is present elsewhere but the neatly folded clothes, sharp objects strewn about, and general desolation and melancholy of the scene suggest a suicide attempt.
>your own anime
>implying we aren't unnamed background characters
Do they ever specifically say he whacked off? I always thought he premature ejaculated
>actually admitting you're under-age
You can hear him while he's doing it.
No, you're still wrong, everyones the main character of their own anime, its just what kind it is. most anons anime are 4koma because their lives arent fun enough to be much else.
That was during mindsex.
Is this referring to live action EoE sequence?
For fuck's sake.
It's not nice to laugh about people just because they have very limited sexual experiences.
I knew this is what my post would degrade to.
Let me stoop down to your level, EoE is a movie so it doesn't count.
Kaiji and Misato? Gendo and Fuyutsuki? Shinji and Asuka?
... those sharp objects are floor tiles.
You know how hard it is to cut yourself with floor tiles?
I really got into the girls channel who did the rei voice. Her cover songs are really good in fact all people on the project are really good in terms of voice acting (at least for a parody)
It's from a Nodame Cantabile thread you fuck
No, it's from Nodame Cantabile.
AH FUCK! And the MC is walking right by us as we go about our daily lives. He's probably on some big ass adventure to save a lot of people. He probably is livin the fucking life like this little tool.
Gendo is a pretty deep dude when it comes to fapping.
It's safe to assume that most people here are turbovirgins but at least we're not all retards like that guy.
He was obviously being ironic.
>Gendo and Fuyutsuki
How fucking new can you evafags be.
I didn't think it was anything special, but the voice of the girl who voiced Rei made me hard as diamonds.
>Showing people DW cap
Oh come on we all know they have no fucking clue whats going on
Well a friend of mine shared a bed with a girl he liked but who didn't particularly like him in return. Nothing happened.
we still meeting up in somalia? i'm dead fucking set and if I see OP there im going to kill him and fuck his revy.
Its just rust.
You know it's only true OTP in EVA.
I bet he would also like to penetrate Shinji real deep.
Happened to me too. When she slept I masturbated in her hair.
She never noticed.
I'll have to look her up her voice sounds hot as fuck i wanna hear her sing now thankyou Anon
It's obviously tomato sauce you dense fuck.
As expected of anon.
She had no sense of smell?
Step up nerd, I fondled her boobs and jerked it with her hand
I used to masturbate MGS style during sleepovers. I wonder if anyone ever noticed.
Spunk doesn't smell that strong once it's dry.
If you don't know anything about NGE and are asking a bunch of questions in this thread, then go rewatch the fucking show.
Get out google shill
Which is why she isn't dead.
>Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
I read this three times before I realized you and I are retarded.
And you know this why exactly?
>masturbate MGS style
Inside a box?
>masturbate MGS style
I always thought the tub was just rusted as shit
there you go
If Gendo already had his wife's body (the DNA being used to make all the Rei clones) and her soul (in Unit 01) why didn't he just put them together and have his wife again?
They never seemed to have any trouble moving Lilith's soul from one Reibody to the next.
No, but that would have probably made for a better story.
Because he tried it on a grill like he said, pay attention.
Because Yui didn't want to leave unit 01.
I read that as Gendo and I don't know why.
Now I want an episode where Gendo explains the Birds and the Bees to Shinji in all its awkward fucking glory. "Loos Shinji, after the entry plug is fully inserted, it will fill with LCL, It'll be a little hard at first but you'll get used to it.
Fag, he needed 01 to be symbiotic with Shinji and shit.
>miku in the background
>channel filled with weeaboo shit
That would imply that Yui wanted to go back to her body. For her, being in EVA 01, the unit that would become god, was part of her keikaku.
In the first latin dub she said something on the lines of "I even fail at dying" but I assumed she wanted to starve herself to death or something. The rust all along made the water seem logically rotten and rusty.
They can't move her soul out of the Eva, she wants to be there.
goddamit anon my sides
It is called ninja style.
Where do you think you are?
But what does it mean
So Yui wanted to become God.
Seele wanted to unite humanity to become God.
Gendo wanted to see Yui again.
And Shinji wanted a normal life.
Is this the gist of EVA?
It's called "the sleepy asuka". Or is that something else?
>Your life is a 4koma
>Every more or less sort of funny joke you make here is what the audience would see.
Kill me now.
He obviously means cutting his dick off and replacing it with his twin brother's dick who later possess him while jerking off.
If the whole point was to be with his wife again, he apparently had all the tools to do it already.
I don't remember them ever trying, but I guess it would make sense.
Yui ruined everything.
And she won.
>And Shinji wanted a normal life.
Shinji wanted approval from his dad/ the people around him.
On an anime board, why?
Yeah, pretty much. Yui was the mastermind behind the whole thing.
Shinji just wanted to get impaled by Kaworu's god cock.
There's an offhand mention in episode twenty, iirc. Ritsuko says they've tried salvaging souls out of evas in the past
Wasn't Shinji's tang universe a normal SOL show?
As far as the plot goes yes.
Pretty interesting; the ambiguity could be considered intentional? Regardless of certain video releases messing with the colors... Well considering she didn't die, the focal point of the scene was showcasing her debilitating depression.
I just assumed it was "rust" like others. The possible suicide connotation does amplify what was already a pretty disturbing scene though.
Yeah about that, did Kaworu want to become human? His motivations confused me though I've seen Eva only once.
An anime AND MANGA BOARD GIT OUT NEWFREUND
Nah, they only share a bed.
I still want to see an Eva SoL spin-off based on Shinji's normal universe.
Girlfriend of steel manga and VNs.
Asuka still wins.
He just wanted to make Shinji happy, with or without his penis.Their love is literally the purest I have ever seen. Purer than sisterly love.
We already have Ikari Raising and Angelic Days for that.
Google "Angelic Days"
I don't understand why they didn't go wit this perfection ever again :^(
Kaworu found humans interesting, as he was Adam's soul in lilim's body.
Ultimately he just wanted to love Shinji, which is why he wanted to die, Angel of choice Tabris and all that.
Am i the only one who hates that faggot in grey who pretends to be a jigger?
Blasphemy. There's nothing purer than love between two girls.
is that you black and white and blue fag?
He was supposed to end humanity, but seeing the struggles of shinji and the emotional capacity of human beings, he decided that humans were better off living in the Earth than Angels.
I don't get it.
people never talk about that one time in code Geass Nina fapped on the edge of a table while looking at a picture of the princess.
I never noticed him before but I want the Rei and Hikari dolls that Hideo Koijima in the front row has
The trouble with that theory is that when we see her wrists in EoE, they aren't bandaged. Regardless, I think you're right about the ambiguity being intention, the scene is there to evoke suicide and to show the audience her willingness to die, and it accomplishes that outstandingly
Gendo told Fuyutsuki that seh was the really intense one when he invited him to the wedding. She was the real bitch all along, Gendo was just overwhelmed by the responsability she left on him.
Well, yeah, exactly.
Oh god AR Shinji is best Shinji
>I didn't mean to get that up.
>Man, it's morning I can't help it. I'm gonna go take a whizz or something.
It's like he doesn't even care his dick is waving back and forth in front of Asuka.
the greatest EVA thread of all time
Anon, I don't know if you have realized yet but everybody here is an weebo and waifufag.
Kaworu isn't a girl fag.
Maybe if Nina sat on the princess' face and rubbed her pussy with the princess' nose.
Maybe people would take about it then.
It's the weekends. Newfags abound.
god, I know this is going to sound really douche, but social anxiety kinda annoys me. How can you be so inept that you cant act on your own fucking urges? I know alot of people on this board suffer from it, and I know you're ready to tell me off for being insensitive, but seriously the only barrier is yourself. Try at least. Thats what annoys me about Shinji's character, yes the world is against him, but he does NOTHING to fix that. He just sits there feeling sorry for himself, and I absolutely hate people who do that.
>I'm always ready, dear
What is this, Dexter's Laboratory?
Kaworu is an angel.
He can be whatever the hell Shinji wants him to be.
Kaworu is an angel, he can be whatever gender he wants to.
Kaworu wanted to dohis thing with ending humanity.But he couldn't since there was no Adam to bond to, it was lilith as a decoy. So he let himself be killed on his own terms. Personally I feelhe wanted to toughen up Shinji since he became aware of Rei's presence and AT field, but that's just my teen interpretation at the time lasting maybe too long.
Still, a girl who's into anime and gets herself involved into various weeb projects is nothing short of disgusting.
You know this to be true.
That's the entire point of Shinji's character. He's the definitive definition of betamax.
Depends, is she hot?
So what you're saying is, you are totally without empathy?
He's 14, you don't start to figure that shit out until you're at least 17/18.
To be fair there is a difference between social anxiety and the shit shinji went through.
We still dont even know if she memories of yui vanishes were removed by force or if he got some form of PTSD out of it
Couple that with all the shit he went through and its not surprise
That was the whole fucking point. He's a goddamn 14 year old boy.
However, a boy who's into anime and gets himself involved into various weeb projects is nothing short of disgusting as well.
You know this to be true.
Shinji IS the one that needs to change, the entire point of the show was for him to stop relying on others for emotional fulfillment. I mean, they basically just spell that out for you in the end.
If you understand that and still can't sympathize, maybe the problem is on your end.
And why didn'tyou just rewatch Mazinger z instead of watching eva?
>implying Shinji wouldn't be the receiver
You're both faggots.
You know this to be true.
His dad left him to leave with some shitty cello player.Whodoes that? Why couldn't he get a decent foster home at least? Would it be too much work for Gendo?
What if Asuka woke up as he was toying his dummy plug?
A pizza is the only thing he wants to receive in the beginning, before Kaworu gently, consensually and romatically mindbreaks him into his pure love friend lover boy.
She would suck him off like the slut she is.
>calling asuka a slut
Ill fight you faggot.
All part of the plan to make Shinji a controllable, spineless coward for the sake of kickstarting instrumentality.
>then let it
sluttiest slut in eva
She probably walked in to him masturbating back at Misato's place.
Does this precious face look like the face of a slut to you Anon? Does it?
There is a limit to how much one can empathize with someone too weak to do the bare minimum to make his entire world better. The lengths Shinji had to go to to fix his life were by no means far. And yes, I understand he is a child, but even children learn from a young age that passivity leads to not gaining anything. And Shinji's self pity is by no means portrayed in a sympathetic manner, the show frames Shinji in a damn near annoying light.
Because other than Shinji, Eva's a decent series.
Are you actually saying that she is sluttier than NERV's cumdumpster?
yeah but there in his room is one thing, over her hospitalized naked body is another
>thread about a guy jacking off onto a comatosed girl
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>but social anxiety kinda annoys me. How can you be so inept that you cant act on your own fucking urges?
When you're uncomfortable in a social situation and are wanting to leave those are your urges. It's not like these people feel completely normal and are dieing to socialize but just say fuck it.
Animals wouldn't even look at Misato.
Also, Mogudan's Rei is considered canon.
Much much sluttier.
Asuka sucked off like 100 dicks back in Germany and still felt the need to jump on Kaji's dick.
What was Penpen's role in this series?
Please, we all know who NERV's cumdumpster is
>And Shinji's self pity is by no means portrayed in a sympathetic manner
It sounds like the problem is you're looking at an inherently irrational state of mind like severe depression and wondering why someone doesn't just take rational stock of the possibilities and get over it
You have to take age in account.
Misato is much older than asuka so she had more time to rack up the slut points.
Asuka is sluttier per years of life than misato.
I really do wonder sometimes if Mogudan is really a Reifag or not. I mean, jesus christ those proportions.
Asuka is a pure maiden.
She only craves the V
I'd like to think he just snapped at some point.
Nice comeback faggot.
Can't accept your waifus sluttiness? I'm sorry, I forgot that you only want to hug her and make all her problems go away. Fucking betamax.
It's a penis.
Remember when Shinji rejected her and Misato realized that she was the one who lonely? Guess what she did later that night.
But there were tons ofmoney going around, multiple countrie built giant fucking robots and tons of sallaries went around. Couldn't Gendo think things through a little bit more? What if the teacher was some sicko who got shinji even crazier? What if he was the broest of bros and turned him into an alpha winrar? What if shinji was all lie "fuckmy dad I'm gonna go play in the philarmonic"?
It's sort of lazy for such a big plan that ends with controlling all reality as gods.
>tfw gendo probably also has a bunch of shinji clones that he spends the entire day beating the shit out of
>he only has fuyutsuuki around to remind him which one is the real shinji
The Ritsuko V
Blood is thicker than semen?
Are you frustrated?
I see you've spammed this post in the past 200 threads. Something troubling you? Don't worry, Rei is gonna win. Eventually
u wot m8? The closest thing she got to any action in the series was instrumentality.
How could you beat this precious child.
Go away, reifag
And here we go
What the fuck did you just say?
Do you even shogi?
>Trying to insult made up characters that people like on the internet to get replies.
Why dont you go talk to your 3DPD whores if you're so alpha then?
>you only want to hug her and make all her problems go away. Fucking betamax.
That's some dedication right there. You should really get a tripcode
>implying Shinji doesn't have the most punchable face in all of Evangelion
>tfw 3.33 didnt have any of the following
>gendo and fuyutsuuki mountain climbing adventures
>rei defending rei lolis
>a satisfying ending that made me want to watch 4.44
>animated fighting sequences that are not cgi
>shinji being a dumb cunt
no wait it had the last one
>anyone winning Eva
What the fuck are you even spouting you retard?
Penis has now descended Pluto and it's headed to dwarf planet Sedna.
Yui is the fucking devil. She purposefully got turned into EVA so she could become a god and do god shit. How could you think Anno wanted you to like her? Did all the imagery fly over your head?
He's pretty easy to spot regardless.
How could you want to hurt him?
Does your grandfather happen to be dead?
Do you never feel this need to punch a weak cunt in the face for being such an annoying weak cunt?
I want to DESTROY him m8. I want to lick every square inch of Shinji's body and then suckle his tongue all before I fuck him senseless.
>Asuka has a higher slut-time density
>02 never rejected azuka.
Asuka was a virgin during the events of NGE and EoE, anon.
>Gendo's fucking face
Why would you want to punch this face?
Shinji abuse thread? Shinji abuse thread.
Whatever happened to the guy that would post ASUKA IS A SLUT in every thread
B-but that's lewd, anon...
This picture is so fucking cathartic, you have no bloody idea.
You think as I do. Want to meet up, my friend?
I think he killed himself after the manga.
Damn I liked him better than this "you want to hug her" guy.
He was so tsun tsun.
I haven't seen him in 2 weeks maybe
you were saying?
Googles giving me nothing.
Where is the idea you have to be a virgin to pilot an Eva even coming from? Although that would explain why they'd use 14 year olds. Since it's either that or neckbeards.
It's called wet children I believe.
rossiu was an eva character all along?
thats why he's son unlikeable
TTGL takes place after EVA faggot.
He said Evangelion, not all of anime.
>in all of Evangelion
>Asuka was a virgin during the events of NGE and EoE
Did you literally not watch the series at all?
Yes, we should. I can take the front while you ram him from behind.
Of course not.
I'd rather help them.
As opposed to figuratively not watching it?
Would people like him better if he was a girl?
That was during instrumentality fucktard, it didn't actually happen.
It was Mindsex, Anon. Mindsex.
Yeah and it's never explain or implied that was the reason. The only thing close to an explanation we get is that they can sync with the Eva because it's the soul of their mothers.
>Asuka is sluttier per years of life than misato.
For what? What exactly has Asuka done that is anywhere near as slutty as Misato?
Even right now, after 20 years, I wouldn't have my hands on the keyboard
is that when mari was conceived?
Jumped on Kaji's dick.
Misato is the hottest Evangelion and MisatoxShinji are the best doujins, prove me wrong nerds
I would wreck Shinjiko/Shinko
>gargling youtube e-celeb cock
And here we go
That was in the tang, it's debatable whether that actually happened
There's nothing in the series about Eva pilots needing to be virgins. Give me proof instead of just accusing me of not watching the show
No she didn't
>Would people like him better if he was a girl?
>it's a me, nya!
Wear shorts that are short as fuck and cling to Kaji.
That's all that anon means.
T-then how would you type?
Jesus fucking Christ. There is no evidence to support the claim that Mari is their daughter, a few retards came up with that after reading retake.
That's way too far man, he'd black out, he probably couldn't even handle holding hands without blushing and getting faint
Here we go
Goddamnit Shinji, stop being so sexy.
They say a room reflects your sleeping habits
It was on purpose that Shinji and Asuka's characters are subversions of gender stereotypes and Shinji's face is literally Nadia's face.
Sorry, no idea of sauce
image searches fail me. what is the source?
Mari is Asuka's mother idiot.
Does Anima Mari pre-date Rebuild Mari?
>no real backstory known
>knows more than most about EVA
>can easily synchronize with Unit 02
>is also affected by "the curse of eva"
>women shown in picture resembles her
Penpen was supposed to be a goddam herp
You're making me harder Anon. Stop it, or I might not be able to contain myself.
position sex with Kaworu?
>Eva pilots are animals instead of humans
I'm okay with this
Look how much older she looks in that damn photo then she does in rebuild. That photo is of when shinji was a toddler.
I think he's supposed to be a mascot for the show.
Mari is that woman's clone, like Rei.
curse of eva blablabla
I believe so.
Penpen failed miserably then.
But those weren't people, so it doesn't count
How the hell did i miss that.... Thank you.
Isn't it more plausible it's just Mari's mother?
I don't even like Evangelion that much but those threads are alway really fun and clever
Fuyutsuki is a fucking weirdo. He's obsessed with Yui. His way younger student who got married with Gendo. And has been more than ten years fused with the clone of a giant alien. PLUS he's the only one who really knows about Gendo's insane plans yet keeps following him.
I know the whole cast is filled with autistic and traumatized people, but Fuyutsuki's case really is something.
Someone said Sexy Shinji?
He's just really beta.
/a/ - Anime & Manga & EVA-Fanwank
Then how is Mari able to pilot 02?
Enjoy it while you can. It's never going to be like this again.
I still liked her. Would have done the same if I were her.
I'm not even gay but i would make an exception for Shinji.
Actually, would that even count as gay?
Not really. He's more like a girl with a dick.
He probably goes into that room with all the clones floating around and giggling and masturbates while they watch.
He's probably the type to make an embarrassed little noise like a scared mouse when someone brushes past his skin, because he's so not used to it. And he'd be totally lost in a blushing daze if you actually get intimate.
>Then how is Mari able to pilot 02?
They dropped the whole "Mother's souls in the Eva" thing for rebuild? It's just as plausible, knowing Anno.
>would that even count as gay?
She could pilot it in that one scene because Anno is a fucking hack and he doesn't think in advance and just goes with what happens. This isnt hard.
Where can I get this daki?
I might be sitting here with my thumb up my as about this but I thought that anyone born after the Second impact could pilot, All Mari had to do was go above the Absolute Boarderline. Unit02 isnt like Yui and Unit-01, only a portion of Asuka's mom is inside it.
>Then how is Mari able to pilot 02?
Because they threw the one pilot only rule away completely. Asuka was able to pilot Unit 03 and presumably Rei was as well since she was the original choice to do the test run.
Mari pilots 3 different Evas over the course of Rebuild, they can't all be her mom.
No, but you had to be born after to be able to be a pilot.
Shut the fuck up Kaworu. You were all over his boypussy in every continuity.
>they can't all be her mom.
>yfw they are somehow
Not in ReTAKE Shinji ate the mother fucker almost immedietely
I thought he still came onto him before being chomped?
FUKKEN EPIC SCREENCAP THIS SHIT LMAOROFL
>Mari is the daughter of polygamous lesbians
I wouldn't even be mad.
God damn her facial expression is just so fitting.
P-please don't make me read it again Anon-kun I just read it yesterday I can't handle it again
A mascot to sell.Evangelion slowly became what we now know as evangelion and back then they still had weird animals instead of moe girls. Rei really showed them.
Guts murdered a child in cold blood
Stop giving Anno ideas
Pen-pen is moe as fuck what are you talking about?
How can you guys like Shinji? He's a bitch and not cute at all.
Fucking Jewt..not even on her birthday
>"god damn sort your shit out"
Which makes it very easy to identify with him
Look at his precious face Anon
I would a Kensuke
I haven't even gotten to the part where the three lesbians are Yui, Asuka's mom and some other woman that's basically just an older Mari.
Man I cant wait until the shit storm of 4.0 hits /a/ and we get no answers at all and it just ends with another impact and tanged world. That or shinji just wakes up on the beach with asuka, and then him telling her "Holy shit I just a fucked up dream, even more so than instrumentality."
You won't want to read this so just don't.
When I was little I really liked Maya even besides her lesbo love. Flash forward ten years, I'm close to transition and how much I liked her as the normal andro girl makes a lot of sense.
>three lesbians are Yui, Asuka's mom and some other woman that's basically just an older Mari.
>not cute at all
Have you seen this ass son? Have you ever seen a piece of ass this fine before?
You've done it now mister.
KLK pls go
Where the hell did that came from? Who cares?
Congratulations on taking the plunge Anon!
>tfw reading through the archive for the 3.0 generals
I'm glad it's all over.
I would an all of them.
Except Toji because he's a bro and Kaworu because he's such a fucking faggot.
>not knowing about one of the major festivities on /a/
Also Shinji, Asuka and Mari are all cousins because why not?
Imaishi and Ishizaki are confirmed Asukafags though.
Shame I don't have any screencaps of it
Please commit sudoku. Please.
Nothing really happened other than moot popping in as usual and the eurofags dumping early.
Misato shot Kaji.
Shinji and Asuka fucked.
Any more TRUTH?
Yui had dedication and worked her ass off to achieved really big goals.I'd be her Gendo any day any time.
i swer 2 god anno if u do dis
>I'm close to transition
Get the fuck out of here. Not even /a/ wants the likes of you
That so? Was it in a blog or something?
>no one checking these quads
Seriously not cute at all
>Misato shot Kaji.
>Misato shot Kaji.
>Misato shot Kaji.
Why didn't they make a real Rebuild
those are some nice digits
You can't stop it.
Nobody knows who shot him, its just speculation.
Anno himself said that it wasn't Misato.
>he doesn't know
>Gendo takes Misato to the Rei room and tells her everything
>next episode shit goes down with Kaji /Fuyutsuki / SEELE
>"Oh, so they sent you, huh?"
>Misato spends the rest of the series mopping around
She actually didn't, the DC made it clearer that she didn't, because some people thought so from the original broadcast
>planned the greatest keikaku known to mankind
>so perfect she could afford to die and let it unreavel inesorably
>literally planetary keikaku
>wrecked Gehirn, Seele, Nerv and her husbando
>all of this just to make sure her child wouldn't end up dead and to give him control on the future he desires for mankind
>also destroys eldritch abominations in the process
Yui is a goddess and our true saviour
I'd say Eva 00 is the hotest robot, butif you'dlike a huge Misato I can only respect your 6tastes.
Mother fucker I thought someone had a cool ass theory other than someone from the JSSDF
You haven't even seen half of the crazy theories then. There are people who think Asuka shot him.
I'm now going to search for litteral mecha doujins thanks /a/
What? There's a scene where she finds out he's dead from Shinji. That's not a theory it's just wrong.
it was the reptilians what did it
This girl here?
I always assumed that it was ritsuko who shot him
It WAS Misato you idiots.
Except it was Misato from the Rebuild timeline.
Use your fucking brains for once.
Faceless men shot him, you huge aspergers
Seele = the jews.
yfw kaji shot himself
one thing is for sure, Gendo ordered the hit
anyway thread is on autosage see you around fellow evabros, take care
>"Oh, so they sent you, huh?"
You wanna tussle muscles?
There were lots of penpen stuff before the movies. There was also this AWESOME pen that looked like an entry plug but they only sold it during the movies showings.
Yeah, most eva fans just love their fanwank theories.
That is a fine drawing. I like the uniform.
>someone just shot my right hairclip
>bullets flying everywhere
>this LMG is heavy and doesn't match to my suit
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home harassing baka Shinji
If he had kept teaching life would be boring.Now he watches all this crazy shit, when he goes home he just burst uplaughing at how stupid and overly dramatic everyone is. He also gets payed as advisor ofr just being there and standing around.
It's called bump limit, you newfag.
Yeah, and it's not like threads drop off that fast on /a/ anyway.
I don't understand why everybody sees it as a reason to fuck off instantly.
Didn't Rei synch better with unit 02 than azuka in one episode?
It depends.If he tops,somehow, yes. Otherwise it would be the same as being with a transgirl, a grey ground where you shouldreally care.
>Girlsgiggle as you fap
That wouldn't be as nice as you imagine.
But he isn't a girl.
Shows didn't have moe girls as a mascot until way into the 2ks.
Tons of shonen had moe love interest, but human looking toys weren't as popular as animal toys.
That sounds horrifying.
Why the hell are there still threads about eva 20 years after it happened? We already discussed everything and every question that is being asked has already been answered. These threads are just pure waifu appreciation or ridiculous fan theories.
>Someone just shot my right hairclip
Reminded me of this
I told you about the stairs, bro.
my male me issort of gonna, is that enough?
You apparently don't know that the last letter there is 85% /a/ and 15% /fit/
>my male me issort of gonna, is that enough?
That's not how it works.
End your life.
You forgot the tape he left her, she mops only after hearing the message.