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So they pretty much watched him jack off right?
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Sounds like something Fuyutsuki would do.
Betamax old man.
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who WOULDNT rub one out?
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>>100924618
Me, I mean.
It's Asuka.
It's a walking boner killer, so...
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>>100924718
>It's a walking boner killer, so...

Only when she opens her mouth
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>>100924046

People sure love to give him shit. Is it because he is old and that's not cool?
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>>100924812
Pretty much.
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>>100924812
It's because he is beta.
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Is Eva the only anime to actually go as far as showing a main character do something as depraved and fucked up as jacking it to a comatose girl and then showing the cum on his hand? Of course, hentai doesn't count.
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How can you not cum on her in that situation though?
What a loser.
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>>100924718
Reifag detected.
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>>100924896
The line between what is hentai and what isn't is a fine one indeed anon.
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>>100924618
I would hop into the bed and cuddle her. why anyone would do anything else is beyond me.
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>>100924896
Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
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Just look at his father whos keeping naked teenage clones of his wife around. Must be in the family
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>>100925051
ait meng
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>>100925051
>even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
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>>100924852
Yui seems like a bad catch if she went for a guy like gendo
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>>100925051
> Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
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>>100924896

Oh come on. You act like it was practically malicious on Shinji's part. He was just horny and lonely.
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>>100925158
Girls like alpha males. Even though they're often jackasses.
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>>100925158
Well he was pretty passionate about their relationship.
He pretty much wanted to end the world to see her again and stuff.
That's true love right here, what more can a woman want?
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>>100925051
>even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like

threads over
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>>100925158
It's just a fact of life.
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Is there any pic of Gendo fucking someone doggy style but with his hands in his signature position?
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Laughing their asses off the entire time, yeah. There was something of an office pool within the Command Center on what he'd do. Hyuga won, probably by channeling what he'd do in the same situation, substituting Asuka for Misato.
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>>100925200
If he was horny and lonely HE SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING WHEN SHE LITERALLY KISSED HIM
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>>100925241
The problem will be when yui finds out the things he did to get to her
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>>100925051
>>100925147
>>100925197
>>100925250
no one cares about that samefag stop being a fag
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>>100925305
Yeah, that's what i depressed teen with no confidence should've done.
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>>100925051
>Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
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>>100925200
I never understood how they couldnt have offered shinji a prostitute or something to relieve stress

Or at least give him a rei clone to play around
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>>100925295
>>100924852
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>>100925305
He should have held her
I would hold her ;_;
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>>100925401
He wanted more of a emotional release than a physical one, but all the emotional tension was necessary for the plan.
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>>100925401
Would Yui reject Shinji if he stopped being a virgin?
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>>100923822
Ya, all the pilots were under constant surveillance and guard. They probably had Misatos place wired up too.
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>>100924046
Why is this so arousing? Is there any porn of this delicious age gap of Shinji and Fuyutsuki?
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>I'm so fucked up.
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Bet that made for some amusement on the brige that day.
Long hair dude, glasses dude and lesbo chick were probably laughing their asses off.
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>>100925441
Fuck off waifufag.
Asukafags are some of the most insufferable and unlikeable cunts to ever post on this board.
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>>100924896
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>>100925537
Don't worry though, you are still worlds more insufferable and unlikeable.
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>>100925537
Don't be rude.
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>>100925535
>Come on you little fag. Jizz in her face, in her face!
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I dont think they cared much. Didnt he put her in the hospital in the first place by chocking her?

If they didnt arrest him for that why would they care if he molests her
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>>100925725
It's time for a rewatch, anon.
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>>100925698
>i have a boner
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>>100925537
>hating waifufags
>2014
>>>/v/
>>>/mal/
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>>100925725
He never ACTUALLY choked her it all happened in his head.
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>>100925725
No, she was mindfucked by that one angel wasn't she?
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>>100925535
>>100925698
my sides
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>>100925632
Nice comeback faglord.
Shouldn't you be fantasizing about how you could fix all of Asuka's problems and make her love you by giving her a hug, you fucking neckbeard?
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>>100925725
Probably half of the nerv crew were over her while she was unconscious.
Like in Kill Bill.
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>>100925792
Why? She wasnt in a coma after the angel mindfucked her so it was shinji right?
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>>100925833
And why do you think she tried to kill herself?
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>>100925926
Remember the bathtub?
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>>100925926
Nigga.
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>>100925305

Wow I barely remember that scene. They played it off as comedic too. I thought his reaction was pretty realistic considering his state of mind; social anxiety can cripple your libido, I'm sure there are at least a few people on here who can attest to that.
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>>100925698
Daily reminder that Aoba didn't love anyone.
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>>100925864
Yeah, it was kind of a big deal.
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>>100925918
>Kill Bill

Don't you mean Kill la Bill?
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>>100925926
>>100925934
Because she finally realised that she was useless as an Eva pilot and tried to kill herself.
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>>100925985
Or he was into multiple Reis raping him.
Do you know?
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>>100925958
It was a little odd to take a bath in that rusty water.
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>>100925926
The choking happened in shinjis mind during that instrumentality bullshit and at the end of EoE when he came back to the real world. She was in the hospital after the bodyguards found her body in that destroyed house in the bathtub when she was too depressed to move. I think she was awake the whole time too but didnt want to acknowledge shinji so hed leave him alone. She knew what happened.
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>>100925985
Neither do I. ;_;
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>>100925958
That was a suicide attempt? I always assumed it was just rotten water
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>>100926063
Nah, if he was into it then he wouldn't be hiding and crying in the corner.
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>>100925985
Daily reminder that Aoba's literaly wished for his own harem of Rei clones.
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>>100925823
>2014
>being a waifufag

Kill yourself.
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>>100926141
His only love was trve metal.
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>>100926118
>it was just rotten water
You're worse than the "I thought they just shared the same bed" guy.
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>>100926152
See:
>>100926141
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>>100926118
fuck. me too. i NEVER thought of it as blood.
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>>100926244
>I thought they just shared the same bed
Are you telling me they didn't?
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>>100926270
You mean you NERVer thought it was blood?
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>>100925698
>S-Shouldn't we call the Major?
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>>100926261
No he just realized he fucked up big tima at the last moment.
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>>100925926

She was being a dramaqueen since NERV suspended her from being an Eva pilot.
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>>100926331
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>>100926331
You fucked up Carlos
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>>100926331
You got some NERV making a joke like that.
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>>100926244
>I thought they just shared the same bed

What scene is this referring to?
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I bet Misato was the one watching him. She was probably behind her desk schlicking her mature crundle while watching Shinji, who she wants to fuck secretly, rub one off to the cunt Asuka. God, I wish I was in the evangelion universe and I was a pilot amongst the kids. Fuck my boring, mundane life.
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>>100926392
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ0iciXCZoM
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>>100926345
>Oh I bet you would LOVE to call the major right now, right?
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>>100926455
what in the fuck is a crundle?
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>>100926455
>secretly
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>>100926455
Fucking Kon-Kit, man.
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>>100926345
>Gendo watching his son masturbate
>Gendo masturbating to his son masturbating

My penis has reached Pluto.
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>>100926455
That's a good picture there anon, got anymore? For research purposes of course.
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>>100926524
Jesus christ why
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>>100924896
Haruto raped Saki
MC from YnS fucks his sister
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>>100926571
You're one strange cookie.
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>>100926455
I want to fuck Misato's lewd cunt.
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>>100926585
Found it on google+. You know, Google+ is very innovative. Do you have an account?
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>>100926571
Thanks for reminding me I'm on 4chan.
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>>100926571
>Gendo
>Masturbate
He has an army of prepubescent fuck dolls who all look exactly like his dead wife but younger.
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>>100926118
I thought she was mensturating into the tub.

Which disgusted me.
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>>100926679
I wouldnt even be surprised if he got some shinji clones growing in lab somewhere just in case
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>>100926679
But they don't work unless you put a soul into them, and then if you hurt their feelings they will make sure you end up dead.
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>>100926331
Joke aside, no I never though it was blood. I thought it was just dirty water filled with rust particles, given how old, rundown, and damaged the pipes looked.
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>>100926679
He doesn't fuck them, though -- they just stare at each other smiling for god knows how long.
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>>100926628
YnS is adapted from hentai.
Saki got consensually raped.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41VNaWEa_ZY
Third impact soon anons.
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>>100926708

How disgusting.
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>>100926752
Sounds like a sweet deal to me
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>>100926455
>God, I wish I was in the evangelion universe and I was a pilot amongst the kids. Fuck my boring, mundane life.
i just wish i was the mc of an exciting anime thats all. ;_;
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>>100926270

Huh.. I didn't realize this either. And just when I thought the original series couldn't get any more depressing.
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>>100925808
>CAN WE GO ONE GOD DAMN DAY WITHOUT YOU REFERENCING YOUR BONER
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>>100926742
So what? If you couldn't fuck soulless things insert tasteless prostitute joke here.
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>>100926742
They dont have to work you just have to put your dick into them. And without a soul, what feelings?
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>>100926750
If I remember correctly the US VHSes has some bad colouring or something and in that scene the red didn't even look like blood.
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>>100926708
Reminds me of that /cgl/ picture
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>>100926524
One day I will force myself to finish this show.
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>>100926738
>shinji clones
As if one betamax faggot wasn't enough.

>>100926742
>they don't work
My dick sure as hell does, soul or no soul.
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>>100926750
Same here. Whose brilliant idea was it to make the scene take place in a rusty bathtub? There aren't even knives or anything present.
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>>100926756
You haven't made a point.
The post I quoted was asking if any other anime has shown such a thing.
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>>100926679
But Shinji is a mix of Gendo's own blood and his real wive's blood. Shinji is literally a physical body in which Gendo and Yui are merged, don't you understand how arousing it must be for Gendo?
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>>100926824
I usually dislike fan dubs and comedies but gigguks shit is awesome and all of the voices are done very well and so is the humor
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>>100926118
Looks like rust to me and giving the shower head is also rusty it makes more sense.
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>>100926742
>implying that isn't the whole point
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>>100926910
He said except hentai, and you've given a hentai example.
He said depraved, consensual rape is not depraved.
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>>100926846

Now it just sounds like necrophilia without the stench.
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>>100926532
A nasty little critter that is more of an annoyance than a threat.
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>>100926901
This one was my favorite.
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>>100925474
Couldn't they pay someone to pretend to care for him from time to time? If you feed off angst you can always reveal that the one trü love was a lie all along.

>>100925478
02 never rejected azuka.
00 needed rei to be humiliated to function.

>>100925502
hot
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>>100926904

there's broken tiles literally everywhere
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>>100927009
Hey, look, it's Shinji :^)
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>>100926943
Gigguk please go.
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>>100927012
>implying anyone who isn't super space gay jesus would give a flipping fuck about Shinji
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>>100927012
They did pay somebody to care about him though, he just turned out to be an angle.
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>>100927012
>Couldn't they pay someone to pretend to care for him from time to time? If you feed off angst you can always reveal that the one trü love was a lie all along.

But that would go against the scenario.
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>>100925980
Yeah,but some people like to pretend they'd be all Kamina on any challenge they face. Those opinions slowlybecomebackground noise in eva threads.
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>>100927023
And?
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>>100927122
I don't think Kaworu was on the SEELE payroll. For all we know, the old men could have been repeatedly fucking him in his boypussy long before he met Shinji.
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>>100926799
But anon, you are, your anime is just a shity SoL anime.
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>>100926943
I feel the same way he ended EvaBridged 4.0 really fucking well i liked the Sorichio days part cause I'm 15
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>>100926203
Is this guy serious
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>>100927130
>But that would go against the scenario.
Which was? Because i dont fucking remember anymore. Was there a need for him to be unhappy?
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>>100927165

The point is that there is some degree of ambiguity as to whether it's blood or rust, since rust is present elsewhere but the neatly folded clothes, sharp objects strewn about, and general desolation and melancholy of the scene suggest a suicide attempt.
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>>100927225
>your own anime
>implying we aren't unnamed background characters
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Do they ever specifically say he whacked off? I always thought he premature ejaculated
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>>100926448
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>>100927234
>actually admitting you're under-age
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>>100927288
You can hear him while he's doing it.
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>>100927274
No, you're still wrong, everyones the main character of their own anime, its just what kind it is. most anons anime are 4koma because their lives arent fun enough to be much else.
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>>100927288
That was during mindsex.
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>>100927306
Is this referring to live action EoE sequence?
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>>100927288
For fuck's sake.
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>>100927339
Oh
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>>100927306
It's not nice to laugh about people just because they have very limited sexual experiences.
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>>100926959
>consensual rape
I knew this is what my post would degrade to.
Fucking NGEfags.
Let me stoop down to your level, EoE is a movie so it doesn't count.
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>>100927306
Kaiji and Misato? Gendo and Fuyutsuki? Shinji and Asuka?
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>>100927270
... those sharp objects are floor tiles.

You know how hard it is to cut yourself with floor tiles?
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>>100927234
I really got into the girls channel who did the rei voice. Her cover songs are really good in fact all people on the project are really good in terms of voice acting (at least for a parody)
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>>100927362
It's from a Nodame Cantabile thread you fuck
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>>100927362
No, it's from Nodame Cantabile.
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>>100927274
AH FUCK! And the MC is walking right by us as we go about our daily lives. He's probably on some big ass adventure to save a lot of people. He probably is livin the fucking life like this little tool.
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>>100926930
Gendo is a pretty deep dude when it comes to fapping.
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>>100927381
It's safe to assume that most people here are turbovirgins but at least we're not all retards like that guy.
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>>100927319
He was obviously being ironic.
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>>100927393
>Gendo and Fuyutsuki
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>>100927362
>>100927393
How fucking new can you evafags be.
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>>100927407
I didn't think it was anything special, but the voice of the girl who voiced Rei made me hard as diamonds.
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>>100926992
>Showing people DW cap
Oh come on we all know they have no fucking clue whats going on
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Well a friend of mine shared a bed with a girl he liked but who didn't particularly like him in return. Nothing happened.
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>>100927427
we still meeting up in somalia? i'm dead fucking set and if I see OP there im going to kill him and fuck his revy.
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>>100927474
meheheheh
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>>100926118
Its just rust.
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>>100927460
You know it's only true OTP in EVA.
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>>100927432
I bet he would also like to penetrate Shinji real deep.
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>>100927529
Happened to me too. When she slept I masturbated in her hair.
She never noticed.
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>>100927407

I'll have to look her up her voice sounds hot as fuck i wanna hear her sing now thankyou Anon
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>>100927560
It's obviously tomato sauce you dense fuck.
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>>100927590
As expected of anon.

She had no sense of smell?
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>>100927590
Step up nerd, I fondled her boobs and jerked it with her hand
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>>100927590
I used to masturbate MGS style during sleepovers. I wonder if anyone ever noticed.
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>>100926672
>2014
>shilling google+
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>>100927641
Spunk doesn't smell that strong once it's dry.
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If you don't know anything about NGE and are asking a bunch of questions in this thread, then go rewatch the fucking show.
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>>100926672
Get out google shill
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>>100927402
Which is why she isn't dead.
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>>100925051

>Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like

I read this three times before I realized you and I are retarded.
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>>100927697
And you know this why exactly?
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>>100927648
>masturbate MGS style
Inside a box?
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>>100927648
>masturbate MGS style
what
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>>100926118
I always thought the tub was just rusted as shit
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>>100927594
there you go
http://www.youtube.com/user/sakiseshy
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If Gendo already had his wife's body (the DNA being used to make all the Rei clones) and her soul (in Unit 01) why didn't he just put them together and have his wife again?

They never seemed to have any trouble moving Lilith's soul from one Reibody to the next.
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>>100927748
No, but that would have probably made for a better story.
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>>100927746
Because he tried it on a grill like he said, pay attention.
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>>100927774
Because Yui didn't want to leave unit 01.
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>>100927697
I read that as Gendo and I don't know why.

Now I want an episode where Gendo explains the Birds and the Bees to Shinji in all its awkward fucking glory. "Loos Shinji, after the entry plug is fully inserted, it will fill with LCL, It'll be a little hard at first but you'll get used to it.
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>>100927774
Fag, he needed 01 to be symbiotic with Shinji and shit.
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>>100927770
>weeb avatar
>miku in the background
>channel filled with weeaboo shit

NOPE
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>>100927774
That would imply that Yui wanted to go back to her body. For her, being in EVA 01, the unit that would become god, was part of her keikaku.
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>>100927270
In the first latin dub she said something on the lines of "I even fail at dying" but I assumed she wanted to starve herself to death or something. The rust all along made the water seem logically rotten and rusty.
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>>100927774
They can't move her soul out of the Eva, she wants to be there.
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>>100927864
goddamit anon my sides
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>>100927749
It is called ninja style.
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>>100927876
Where do you think you are?
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>>100927923
But what does it mean
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>>100927884
So Yui wanted to become God.
Seele wanted to unite humanity to become God.
Gendo wanted to see Yui again.
And Shinji wanted a normal life.

Is this the gist of EVA?
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>>100927923
It's called "the sleepy asuka". Or is that something else?
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>>100927969
stealth fapping
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>>100927356
>Your life is a 4koma
>Every more or less sort of funny joke you make here is what the audience would see.
Kill me now.
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>>100927748
>>100927749
>>100927969
He obviously means cutting his dick off and replacing it with his twin brother's dick who later possess him while jerking off.
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>>100927870
If the whole point was to be with his wife again, he apparently had all the tools to do it already.
>>100927860
>>100927884
>>100927916
I don't remember them ever trying, but I guess it would make sense.
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>>100927986
Yui ruined everything.

And she won.
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>>100927986
>And Shinji wanted a normal life.
Shinji wanted approval from his dad/ the people around him.
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>>100927934
On an anime board, why?
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>>100927986
Yeah, pretty much. Yui was the mastermind behind the whole thing.
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>>100927986
Shinji just wanted to get impaled by Kaworu's god cock.
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>>100928025
There's an offhand mention in episode twenty, iirc. Ritsuko says they've tried salvaging souls out of evas in the past
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>>100928039
Wasn't Shinji's tang universe a normal SOL show?
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>>100927986

As far as the plot goes yes.
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>>100927270

Pretty interesting; the ambiguity could be considered intentional? Regardless of certain video releases messing with the colors... Well considering she didn't die, the focal point of the scene was showcasing her debilitating depression.

I just assumed it was "rust" like others. The possible suicide connotation does amplify what was already a pretty disturbing scene though.
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>>100928093
Yeah about that, did Kaworu want to become human? His motivations confused me though I've seen Eva only once.
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>>100928129
Ah, thanks.
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>>100928057
An anime AND MANGA BOARD GIT OUT NEWFREUND
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>>100927565
Nah, they only share a bed.
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>>100928134
I still want to see an Eva SoL spin-off based on Shinji's normal universe.
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>>100928223
Girlfriend of steel manga and VNs.
Asuka still wins.
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>>100928171
He just wanted to make Shinji happy, with or without his penis.Their love is literally the purest I have ever seen. Purer than sisterly love.
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>>100928223
We already have Ikari Raising and Angelic Days for that.
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>>100928223
Google "Angelic Days"
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>>100928223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPyQ6dHsG3I

I don't understand why they didn't go wit this perfection ever again :^(
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>>100928171
Kaworu found humans interesting, as he was Adam's soul in lilim's body.
Ultimately he just wanted to love Shinji, which is why he wanted to die, Angel of choice Tabris and all that.
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Am i the only one who hates that faggot in grey who pretends to be a jigger?
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>>100928269
Blasphemy. There's nothing purer than love between two girls.
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>>100925051
is that you black and white and blue fag?
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>>100928171
He was supposed to end humanity, but seeing the struggles of shinji and the emotional capacity of human beings, he decided that humans were better off living in the Earth than Angels.
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>>100927732
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>>100928372
I don't get it.
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>>100925051

people never talk about that one time in code Geass Nina fapped on the edge of a table while looking at a picture of the princess.
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>>100928342
I never noticed him before but I want the Rei and Hikari dolls that Hideo Koijima in the front row has
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>>100928158
The trouble with that theory is that when we see her wrists in EoE, they aren't bandaged. Regardless, I think you're right about the ambiguity being intention, the scene is there to evoke suicide and to show the audience her willingness to die, and it accomplishes that outstandingly
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>>100928025
Gendo told Fuyutsuki that seh was the really intense one when he invited him to the wedding. She was the real bitch all along, Gendo was just overwhelmed by the responsability she left on him.
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>>100928351
Well, yeah, exactly.
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>>100928223
Oh god AR Shinji is best Shinji
>I didn't mean to get that up.
>Man, it's morning I can't help it. I'm gonna go take a whizz or something.

It's like he doesn't even care his dick is waving back and forth in front of Asuka.
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>>100928433
the greatest EVA thread of all time
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>>100928057
Anon, I don't know if you have realized yet but everybody here is an weebo and waifufag.
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>>100928491
Kaworu isn't a girl fag.
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>>100928437
Maybe if Nina sat on the princess' face and rubbed her pussy with the princess' nose.

Maybe people would take about it then.
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>>100928529
It's the weekends. Newfags abound.
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>>100925980
god, I know this is going to sound really douche, but social anxiety kinda annoys me. How can you be so inept that you cant act on your own fucking urges? I know alot of people on this board suffer from it, and I know you're ready to tell me off for being insensitive, but seriously the only barrier is yourself. Try at least. Thats what annoys me about Shinji's character, yes the world is against him, but he does NOTHING to fix that. He just sits there feeling sorry for himself, and I absolutely hate people who do that.
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>>100928310
>I'm always ready, dear

What is this, Dexter's Laboratory?
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>>100928542
Kaworu is an angel.

He can be whatever the hell Shinji wants him to be.
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>>100928542
Kaworu is an angel, he can be whatever gender he wants to.
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>>100928171
Kaworu wanted to dohis thing with ending humanity.But he couldn't since there was no Adam to bond to, it was lilith as a decoy. So he let himself be killed on his own terms. Personally I feelhe wanted to toughen up Shinji since he became aware of Rei's presence and AT field, but that's just my teen interpretation at the time lasting maybe too long.
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>>100928529
Still, a girl who's into anime and gets herself involved into various weeb projects is nothing short of disgusting.
You know this to be true.
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>>100928642
That's the entire point of Shinji's character. He's the definitive definition of betamax.
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>>100925051
>Eva shit, even this scene didn't go so far as want to make to look more like
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>>100928782
Depends, is she hot?
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>>100928642
So what you're saying is, you are totally without empathy?
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>>100928642
>>100928790
He's 14, you don't start to figure that shit out until you're at least 17/18.
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>>100928642
To be fair there is a difference between social anxiety and the shit shinji went through.

We still dont even know if she memories of yui vanishes were removed by force or if he got some form of PTSD out of it

Couple that with all the shit he went through and its not surprise
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>>100928642
That was the whole fucking point. He's a goddamn 14 year old boy.
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>>100928782
However, a boy who's into anime and gets himself involved into various weeb projects is nothing short of disgusting as well.
You know this to be true.
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>>100928642
Shinji IS the one that needs to change, the entire point of the show was for him to stop relying on others for emotional fulfillment. I mean, they basically just spell that out for you in the end.

If you understand that and still can't sympathize, maybe the problem is on your end.
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>>100928642
And why didn'tyou just rewatch Mazinger z instead of watching eva?
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>>100928687
>>100928715
>implying Shinji wouldn't be the receiver

>>100928782
>>100928892
You're both faggots.
You know this to be true.
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Of course.
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>>100928866
His dad left him to leave with some shitty cello player.Whodoes that? Why couldn't he get a decent foster home at least? Would it be too much work for Gendo?
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What if Asuka woke up as he was toying his dummy plug?
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>>100928892
Yes.
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>>100928953
A pizza is the only thing he wants to receive in the beginning, before Kaworu gently, consensually and romatically mindbreaks him into his pure love friend lover boy.
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>>100929071
She would suck him off like the slut she is.
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>>100929129
>calling asuka a slut
Ill fight you faggot.
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>>100929033
All part of the plan to make Shinji a controllable, spineless coward for the sake of kickstarting instrumentality.
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>then let it
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>>100929175
sluttiest slut in eva
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>>100929071
She probably walked in to him masturbating back at Misato's place.
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Does this precious face look like the face of a slut to you Anon? Does it?
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>>100928844
>>100928914

There is a limit to how much one can empathize with someone too weak to do the bare minimum to make his entire world better. The lengths Shinji had to go to to fix his life were by no means far. And yes, I understand he is a child, but even children learn from a young age that passivity leads to not gaining anything. And Shinji's self pity is by no means portrayed in a sympathetic manner, the show frames Shinji in a damn near annoying light.

>>100928947
Because other than Shinji, Eva's a decent series.
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>>100929275
Are you actually saying that she is sluttier than NERV's cumdumpster?
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>>100929276
yeah but there in his room is one thing, over her hospitalized naked body is another
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>>100929304
Nice sag.
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>>100929304
Actually, yeah.
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>thread about a guy jacking off onto a comatosed girl
>[281 replies] [56 image

never change
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>>100928642

>but social anxiety kinda annoys me. How can you be so inept that you cant act on your own fucking urges?

When you're uncomfortable in a social situation and are wanting to leave those are your urges. It's not like these people feel completely normal and are dieing to socialize but just say fuck it.
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>>100929275
>implying
Animals wouldn't even look at Misato.
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>>100929357
Also, Mogudan's Rei is considered canon.
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>>100929357
Much much sluttier.
Asuka sucked off like 100 dicks back in Germany and still felt the need to jump on Kaji's dick.
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>>100929414
What was Penpen's role in this series?
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>>100929357
Please, we all know who NERV's cumdumpster is
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>>100929347
>And Shinji's self pity is by no means portrayed in a sympathetic manner
subjective

It sounds like the problem is you're looking at an inherently irrational state of mind like severe depression and wondering why someone doesn't just take rational stock of the possibilities and get over it
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>>100929414
You have to take age in account.

Misato is much older than asuka so she had more time to rack up the slut points.

Asuka is sluttier per years of life than misato.
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>>100929447
I really do wonder sometimes if Mogudan is really a Reifag or not. I mean, jesus christ those proportions.
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>>100929275
Asuka is a pure maiden.
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>>100929542
She only craves the V
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>>100929599
I'd like to think he just snapped at some point.
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>>100929533
>b-but Reifag

Nice comeback faggot.
Can't accept your waifus sluttiness? I'm sorry, I forgot that you only want to hug her and make all her problems go away. Fucking betamax.
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>>100929519
It's a penis.
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>>100929519
Remember when Shinji rejected her and Misato realized that she was the one who lonely? Guess what she did later that night.
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>>100929215
But there were tons ofmoney going around, multiple countrie built giant fucking robots and tons of sallaries went around. Couldn't Gendo think things through a little bit more? What if the teacher was some sicko who got shinji even crazier? What if he was the broest of bros and turned him into an alpha winrar? What if shinji was all lie "fuckmy dad I'm gonna go play in the philarmonic"?
It's sort of lazy for such a big plan that ends with controlling all reality as gods.
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>>100929542

>that hand
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>tfw gendo probably also has a bunch of shinji clones that he spends the entire day beating the shit out of
>he only has fuyutsuuki around to remind him which one is the real shinji
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>>100929643
>>100929542
The Ritsuko V
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Blood is thicker than semen?
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>>100929659
Are you frustrated?
I see you've spammed this post in the past 200 threads. Something troubling you? Don't worry, Rei is gonna win. Eventually
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>>100929659
u wot m8? The closest thing she got to any action in the series was instrumentality.
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>>100929748
How could you beat this precious child.
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>>100924718
Go away, reifag
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>>100929825
And here we go
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>>100924812
>Not cool

What the fuck did you just say?

Do you even shogi?
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>>100929659
>Trying to insult made up characters that people like on the internet to get replies.
Why dont you go talk to your 3DPD whores if you're so alpha then?
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>>100929659
>you only want to hug her and make all her problems go away. Fucking betamax.
That's some dedication right there. You should really get a tripcode
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>>100929825
>implying Shinji doesn't have the most punchable face in all of Evangelion
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>tfw 3.33 didnt have any of the following
>gendo and fuyutsuuki mountain climbing adventures
>rei defending rei lolis
>a satisfying ending that made me want to watch 4.44
>animated fighting sequences that are not cgi
>shinji being a dumb cunt

no wait it had the last one
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>>100929792
>anyone winning Eva

What the fuck are you even spouting you retard?
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>>100929825
Penis has now descended Pluto and it's headed to dwarf planet Sedna.
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>>100925158
Yui is the fucking devil. She purposefully got turned into EVA so she could become a god and do god shit. How could you think Anno wanted you to like her? Did all the imagery fly over your head?
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>>100929872
He's pretty easy to spot regardless.
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>>100929877

How could you want to hurt him?
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>>100929916
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>>100929659
Does your grandfather happen to be dead?
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>>100929990
Do you never feel this need to punch a weak cunt in the face for being such an annoying weak cunt?
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>>100929990
>hurt
I want to DESTROY him m8. I want to lick every square inch of Shinji's body and then suckle his tongue all before I fuck him senseless.
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>>100929544
>Asuka has a higher slut-time density
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>>100929071
sauce?
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>>100927012
>02 never rejected azuka.
Asuka was a virgin during the events of NGE and EoE, anon.
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>>100930066
>Gendo's fucking face
Everytime
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>>100929877
Why would you want to punch this face?
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Shinji abuse thread? Shinji abuse thread.
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>>100929872
Whatever happened to the guy that would post ASUKA IS A SLUT in every thread
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>>100930056

B-but that's lewd, anon...
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>>100929825
This picture is so fucking cathartic, you have no bloody idea.
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>>100930056
You think as I do. Want to meet up, my friend?
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>>100930094
http://www.hentai.ms/manga/Evangelion_Doujins_WC-English
You're Welcome
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>>100930159
I think he killed himself after the manga.
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>>100930066
>Gendo's face
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>>100930159
Damn I liked him better than this "you want to hug her" guy.
He was so tsun tsun.
I haven't seen him in 2 weeks maybe
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>>100929877
you were saying?
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>>100930066
Googles giving me nothing.
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>>100930100
Where is the idea you have to be a virgin to pilot an Eva even coming from? Although that would explain why they'd use 14 year olds. Since it's either that or neckbeards.
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>>100930094

It's called wet children I believe.
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>>100930230
rossiu was an eva character all along?
thats why he's son unlikeable
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>>100930230
TTGL takes place after EVA faggot.
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>>100930230
He said Evangelion, not all of anime.
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>>100930218
rip
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>>100930230
>in all of Evangelion
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>>100930100
>Asuka was a virgin during the events of NGE and EoE
Umm
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>>100930264
Did you literally not watch the series at all?
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>>100930189
Yes, we should. I can take the front while you ram him from behind.
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>>100930052
Of course not.
I'd rather help them.
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>>100930334
As opposed to figuratively not watching it?
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Would people like him better if he was a girl?
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>>100930326
That was during instrumentality fucktard, it didn't actually happen.
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>>100930326
It was Mindsex, Anon. Mindsex.
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>>100930334
Yeah and it's never explain or implied that was the reason. The only thing close to an explanation we get is that they can sync with the Eva because it's the soul of their mothers.
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>>100929544
>Asuka is sluttier per years of life than misato.
For what? What exactly has Asuka done that is anywhere near as slutty as Misato?
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>>100930427
Even right now, after 20 years, I wouldn't have my hands on the keyboard
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>>100930326
is that when mari was conceived?
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>>100930486
Jumped on Kaji's dick.
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Misato is the hottest Evangelion and MisatoxShinji are the best doujins, prove me wrong nerds
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>>100930427
I would wreck Shinjiko/Shinko
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>>100926943
>gargling youtube e-celeb cock
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>>100930559
And here we go
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>>100930595
>Mario
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>>100930326
That was in the tang, it's debatable whether that actually happened
>>100930334
There's nothing in the series about Eva pilots needing to be virgins. Give me proof instead of just accusing me of not watching the show
>>100930588
No she didn't
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>>100930427
>Would people like him better if he was a girl?
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>>100930595
>it's a me, nya!
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>>100930486
Wear shorts that are short as fuck and cling to Kaji.
That's all that anon means.

>>100930499
T-then how would you type?
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>>100930595
>reiii
>mario
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>>100930559
Jesus fucking Christ. There is no evidence to support the claim that Mari is their daughter, a few retards came up with that after reading retake.
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>>100930056

That's way too far man, he'd black out, he probably couldn't even handle holding hands without blushing and getting faint
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>>100930595
>Mario
Here we go
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>>100930751
Goddamnit Shinji, stop being so sexy.
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>>100930591
They say a room reflects your sleeping habits
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>>100930427

It was on purpose that Shinji and Asuka's characters are subversions of gender stereotypes and Shinji's face is literally Nadia's face.
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>>100930365
L-like this?
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>>100930127
>>100930226

Pic related

>>100930258

Sorry, no idea of sauce
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>>100929519
Toy sales.
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>>100929071
image searches fail me. what is the source?
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>>100925241
money
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>>100930559
Mari is Asuka's mother idiot.
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>>100930738
Does Anima Mari pre-date Rebuild Mari?
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>>100930738
>no real backstory known
>knows more than most about EVA
>can easily synchronize with Unit 02
>is also affected by "the curse of eva"
>women shown in picture resembles her
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>>100930795
Exactly.
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>>100930841
Penpen was supposed to be a goddam herp
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MISSIONARY
MISSIONARY
MISSIONARY
MISSIONARY
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>>100930751
You're making me harder Anon. Stop it, or I might not be able to contain myself.
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>>100930954
position sex with Kaworu?
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>>100930936
>Eva pilots are animals instead of humans
I'm okay with this
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>>100930853
see
>>100930215
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>>100930885
Look how much older she looks in that damn photo then she does in rebuild. That photo is of when shinji was a toddler.
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>>100929519

I think he's supposed to be a mascot for the show.
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>>100930936
Penpen>Rei
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>>100931016
Mari is that woman's clone, like Rei.
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>>100931016
curse of eva blablabla
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>>100930881
I believe so.

>>100931026
Penpen failed miserably then.
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>>100925553
But those weren't people, so it doesn't count
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>>100930954
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>>100931005
How the hell did i miss that.... Thank you.
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>>100930781
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>>100930885
Isn't it more plausible it's just Mari's mother?
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I don't even like Evangelion that much but those threads are alway really fun and clever

Sasuga /a/
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>>100931090
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>>100930853
http://exhentai.org/g/561433/00b2341237/
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>>100924812
Fuyutsuki is a fucking weirdo. He's obsessed with Yui. His way younger student who got married with Gendo. And has been more than ten years fused with the clone of a giant alien. PLUS he's the only one who really knows about Gendo's insane plans yet keeps following him.
I know the whole cast is filled with autistic and traumatized people, but Fuyutsuki's case really is something.
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>>100930781
Someone said Sexy Shinji?
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>>100931213
He's just really beta.
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/a/ - Anime & Manga & EVA-Fanwank
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>>100931152
Then how is Mari able to pilot 02?

>>100931169
Enjoy it while you can. It's never going to be like this again.
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>>100929973
I still liked her. Would have done the same if I were her.
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>>100931126
>>100931248
I'm not even gay but i would make an exception for Shinji.
Actually, would that even count as gay?
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>>100931307
Not really. He's more like a girl with a dick.
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>>100926752
He probably goes into that room with all the clones floating around and giggling and masturbates while they watch.
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>>100930993

He's probably the type to make an embarrassed little noise like a scared mouse when someone brushes past his skin, because he's so not used to it. And he'd be totally lost in a blushing daze if you actually get intimate.
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>>100931270
>Then how is Mari able to pilot 02?
They dropped the whole "Mother's souls in the Eva" thing for rebuild? It's just as plausible, knowing Anno.
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>>100931307
>would that even count as gay?
Absolutely
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>>100931270
She could pilot it in that one scene because Anno is a fucking hack and he doesn't think in advance and just goes with what happens. This isnt hard.
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>>100931376
Where can I get this daki?
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>>100931269
>not EV/A/
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>>100931270
I might be sitting here with my thumb up my as about this but I thought that anyone born after the Second impact could pilot, All Mari had to do was go above the Absolute Boarderline. Unit02 isnt like Yui and Unit-01, only a portion of Asuka's mom is inside it.
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>>100931270
>Then how is Mari able to pilot 02?
Because they threw the one pilot only rule away completely. Asuka was able to pilot Unit 03 and presumably Rei was as well since she was the original choice to do the test run.

Mari pilots 3 different Evas over the course of Rebuild, they can't all be her mom.
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>>100931376
>daki shinjin
holy shit
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>>100931450
No, but you had to be born after to be able to be a pilot.
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>>100931405
Shut the fuck up Kaworu. You were all over his boypussy in every continuity.
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>>100931356

Pretty much
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>>100931479
>they can't all be her mom.
>yfw they are somehow
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>>100931562
Not in ReTAKE Shinji ate the mother fucker almost immedietely
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>>100931635
I thought he still came onto him before being chomped?
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>>100925051
FUKKEN EPIC SCREENCAP THIS SHIT LMAOROFL
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>>100931628
>Mari is the daughter of polygamous lesbians
I wouldn't even be mad.
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>>100931709
fuck off
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>>100931718
God damn her facial expression is just so fitting.
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>>100931701
P-please don't make me read it again Anon-kun I just read it yesterday I can't handle it again
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>>100929519
A mascot to sell.Evangelion slowly became what we now know as evangelion and back then they still had weird animals instead of moe girls. Rei really showed them.
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>>100924896
Guts murdered a child in cold blood
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>>100931718
Stop giving Anno ideas
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>>100931851
Pen-pen is moe as fuck what are you talking about?
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How can you guys like Shinji? He's a bitch and not cute at all.
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>>100931443
>not /A/suka
Fucking Jewt..not even on her birthday
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>"god damn sort your shit out"
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>>100931961
Which makes it very easy to identify with him
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>>100931961
Look at his precious face Anon
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>>100931980
>her birthday
wot
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>>100932043
I would a Kensuke
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>>100931882
I haven't even gotten to the part where the three lesbians are Yui, Asuka's mom and some other woman that's basically just an older Mari.
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>>100932008
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Man I cant wait until the shit storm of 4.0 hits /a/ and we get no answers at all and it just ends with another impact and tanged world. That or shinji just wakes up on the beach with asuka, and then him telling her "Holy shit I just a fucked up dream, even more so than instrumentality."
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You won't want to read this so just don't.
>>100929542


When I was little I really liked Maya even besides her lesbo love. Flash forward ten years, I'm close to transition and how much I liked her as the normal andro girl makes a lot of sense.
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>>100932103
>three lesbians are Yui, Asuka's mom and some other woman that's basically just an older Mari.
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>>100931961
>not cute at all
Have you seen this ass son? Have you ever seen a piece of ass this fine before?

>>100932103
You've done it now mister.
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>>100932127
KLK pls go
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>>100932142
Where the hell did that came from? Who cares?
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>>100932142
Congratulations on taking the plunge Anon!
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>tfw reading through the archive for the 3.0 generals
I'm glad it's all over.

>>100932099
I would an all of them.
Except Toji because he's a bro and Kaworu because he's such a fucking faggot.
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>>100932098
>not knowing about one of the major festivities on /a/
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>>100932166
Also Shinji, Asuka and Mari are all cousins because why not?
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>>100932231
Imaishi and Ishizaki are confirmed Asukafags though.
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>>100932297
Shame I don't have any screencaps of it
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>>100932142
Please commit sudoku. Please.
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>>100932374
Nothing really happened other than moot popping in as usual and the eurofags dumping early.
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Misato shot Kaji.

Shinji and Asuka fucked.

Any more TRUTH?
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>>100929973
Yui had dedication and worked her ass off to achieved really big goals.I'd be her Gendo any day any time.
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>>100932358
i swer 2 god anno if u do dis
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>>100932142
>I'm close to transition
>>>/lgbt/
Get the fuck out of here. Not even /a/ wants the likes of you
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>>100932367
That so? Was it in a blog or something?
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>>100932222
>no one checking these quads
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>>100931961

Seriously not cute at all
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>>100932467
>Misato shot Kaji.
>Misato shot Kaji.
>Misato shot Kaji.

What
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Why didn't they make a real Rebuild
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>>100932222
those are some nice digits
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>>100932492
You can't stop it.
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>>100932628
Nobody knows who shot him, its just speculation.
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>>100932628
>>100932704
Anno himself said that it wasn't Misato.
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>>100932628
>he doesn't know

>Gendo takes Misato to the Rei room and tells her everything
>next episode shit goes down with Kaji /Fuyutsuki / SEELE
>"Oh, so they sent you, huh?"
>Misato spends the rest of the series mopping around
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>>100932628

She actually didn't, the DC made it clearer that she didn't, because some people thought so from the original broadcast
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>>100932491
>planned the greatest keikaku known to mankind
>so perfect she could afford to die and let it unreavel inesorably
>literally planetary keikaku
>wrecked Gehirn, Seele, Nerv and her husbando
>all of this just to make sure her child wouldn't end up dead and to give him control on the future he desires for mankind
>also destroys eldritch abominations in the process
Yui is a goddess and our true saviour
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>>100930591
I'd say Eva 00 is the hotest robot, butif you'dlike a huge Misato I can only respect your 6tastes.
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>>100932704
Mother fucker I thought someone had a cool ass theory other than someone from the JSSDF
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>>100932628
You haven't even seen half of the crazy theories then. There are people who think Asuka shot him.
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>>100932862
I'm now going to search for litteral mecha doujins thanks /a/
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>>100932929
What? There's a scene where she finds out he's dead from Shinji. That's not a theory it's just wrong.
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>>100932929
it was the reptilians what did it
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>>100932929
Asuka.
Asuka?
Comatose Asuka?
This girl here?
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>>100932791
I always assumed that it was ritsuko who shot him
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It WAS Misato you idiots.

Except it was Misato from the Rebuild timeline.

Use your fucking brains for once.
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>>100933066
>>100932791
Faceless men shot him, you huge aspergers
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>>100933058
Seele = the jews.
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yfw kaji shot himself
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>>100933066
one thing is for sure, Gendo ordered the hit

anyway thread is on autosage see you around fellow evabros, take care
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>>100931067
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>>100933130
>Faceless men
>"Oh, so they sent you, huh?"
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>>100933123
You wanna tussle muscles?
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>>100931074
There were lots of penpen stuff before the movies. There was also this AWESOME pen that looked like an entry plug but they only sold it during the movies showings.
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>>100933030
>>100933061
Yeah, most eva fans just love their fanwank theories.
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>>100933207
That is a fine drawing. I like the uniform.
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>>100933123
>someone just shot my right hairclip
>bullets flying everywhere
>this LMG is heavy and doesn't match to my suit
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home harassing baka Shinji
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>>100931213
If he had kept teaching life would be boring.Now he watches all this crazy shit, when he goes home he just burst uplaughing at how stupid and overly dramatic everyone is. He also gets payed as advisor ofr just being there and standing around.
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>>100933165
>autosage

It's called bump limit, you newfag.
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>>100933406
Yeah, and it's not like threads drop off that fast on /a/ anyway.
I don't understand why everybody sees it as a reason to fuck off instantly.
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>>100931270
Didn't Rei synch better with unit 02 than azuka in one episode?
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>>100931307
It depends.If he tops,somehow, yes. Otherwise it would be the same as being with a transgirl, a grey ground where you shouldreally care.

>>100931361
>Girlsgiggle as you fap
>>100931361
That wouldn't be as nice as you imagine.
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>>100931960
But he isn't a girl.
Shows didn't have moe girls as a mascot until way into the 2ks.
Tons of shonen had moe love interest, but human looking toys weren't as popular as animal toys.
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>>100931361
That sounds horrifying.
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Why the hell are there still threads about eva 20 years after it happened? We already discussed everything and every question that is being asked has already been answered. These threads are just pure waifu appreciation or ridiculous fan theories.
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>>100933313
>Someone just shot my right hairclip
Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkv_mJa4MNE
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>>100932236
I told you about the stairs, bro.
>>100932267
thanks
>>100932402
my male me issort of gonna, is that enough?
>>100932520
You apparently don't know that the last letter there is 85% /a/ and 15% /fit/
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>>100934423
>my male me issort of gonna, is that enough?
That's not how it works.
End your life.
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>>100932791
You forgot the tape he left her, she mops only after hearing the message.



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