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Excuse me, /a/. I have a serious problem I need your help with. Mai waifu seems to have gone missing. I came home today after working hard at McDonalds and she wasn't there. She didn't call my work, didn't leave a note, her cell phone is turned off, and she left the food on the stove and the table set. She's 15 years old, 157 cm tall, 46kg in weight, and has a blood type of O. B/W/H is 87/56/83.

I'm scared, /a/. Scared and confused because I really love mai waifu and want her to come home safe. Please help me find mai waifu, fellow Anons. PLEASE!

*Attached is a pic I took of mai waifu in a happier time*
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>>Anonymous
>>working

lol wut?
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I don't think that is your wife, enjoy your hand
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Oh, SHIT. Mai, sweetie, you have to get up! He's on to you!
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She's fucking a nigger behind your back.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
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I don't know what love is!
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>>10092210
Baby don't hurt me...
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>>10092184
WHAT!!!!!!!!
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I too came home and my waifu was gone. Her bike's not in the garage and I'm really worried because it's raining heavily outside. I tried calling her best friend Shizuru but her cell is turned off.

I'm so worried. What should I do?
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>>10092371
No Anon, you are the Shizuru.
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> 46 kg
> 101 lbs

Bullshit. She's got 50 pounds in her ass alone.
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>>10092496
Official stats on the site.
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>>10092496
Consider her height.
157 cm = 5'1"
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>>10092549

She lied about her weight then.

Then again, all women do.
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my hime would have been better if they would have kept it as ecchi as the first preview of the show.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ea15AeegmTE
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Excuse me, /a/. I have a serious problem I need your help with. Mai husbando seems to have gone missing. I came home today after working hard at McDonalds and he wasn't there. He didn't call my work, didn't leave a note, his cell phone is turned off, and he left the food on the stove and the table set.
You know what, don't bother. He's probably out getting drunk again, the bastard.
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In b4 Akiha looking for Shiki.
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>>10092549
O LAWD. THIGHS.

REQUEST BIGGER
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>>10092941
All-around fucking boneriffic image
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>>10092739
NOT THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>10092739
BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>10092739
lol'd
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Waifu is love.
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>>10092739
oh wow, i'm missing mai boyfriendo. he's probably out doing something stupid, but he should be home later.
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>>10092559

I did. I purposely omitted that part because it weakened my argument. The point is, she has a big ass. And hueg tits.
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>>10092163

Yeah,I have her. She's all tied up and everything. Im going to hit it so hard she's going to think she just got ran over. Here's the kicker though,im never giving her back.


Enjoy your lotion,alone.
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>>10092163

She doesn't work at McDonalds. That's why she wasn't there.



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