You wake up and find the mashimaros in your bed, what do?
Go back to "sleep" and "accidentally" roll over on Miu
With the rest of them right there?
Hold them and throw every single one of them out of my bed.
look around without moving, see if I can get to Chiika without waking anyone. If I can I pretend to go back to sleep and cuddle Chii-chan.
start jumping up and down violently on the bed until they all fly off
Ask Nobue to marry me.
You know she won't share her lolis, right?
Nobue is best harem master.
Pat them each gently on the head andgo downstairs to start getting some breakfast ready.
15 minutes later you hear a lot of screaming coming from upstairs as they have no idea where they are.
I'd probably steal those socks up at the top and top-left of the picture.
You just get the Mashimaros, not their clothes
Play with John until my friends wake up.
Yell "Cute Not Pedo" in case I'm on camera or it's a set-up.
but it would be the most delicious fap ;_;
That's okay, Nobue is the best anyway.
who are these kids how did they come in here oh no oh fuck hope my parole officer doesn't find out oh geez oh fuck yo dat pocky?
>better than lolis
I wake up Miu and we go and have some special time together
I go look for my "flood the world with magma" lever. I hate kids.
Even 2D kids?
Freak out, find the number for child services and their creator unless there is some doorway to their universe at which point send them all through before kicking myself for not having bought the series to give them so I can watch them freak out from knowing their existence is meaningless beyond making people d'aww but before tall that,I'd try to find out if Miu like likes Chika.
Wow! You hate children huh?
You're obviously a huge winner.
What are you doing hanging out on /a/, when you could be out showing off your knife collection to supermodels?
>'d try to find out if Miu like likes Chika
She wants the V
Miu sure is a cute boy.
I'd her hole bone cavern
As a true gentleman, my first move would be to win Nobue over by offering her a cold beer.
Would you try to help her kick that smoking habit of hers?
I'd give her something else to put in her mouth if that counts
Feed them pizza